Narrowing definition of a Muslim in Pakistan
Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat! Die Kaafir!!
This skit is no joke but a reality in Pakistan; a clear reflection of the growing religious tolerance there:
Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"
He said, "A Muslim."
I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"
He said, "Sunni."
I said, "Me, too! What madhab?"
He said, "Hanafi."
I said, "Me, too! Deobandi or Barelvi?"
He said, "Barelvi."
I said, "Me, too! Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?"
He said, "Tanzeehi."
I said, "Me, too! Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?"
He said, "Tanzeehi Farhati."
I said, "Me, too!"
"Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or "Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat?"
He said, " Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat."
I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over'
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Incidentally, Ajmer and Mewat are both in the Indian state of Rajasthan, and Deoband and Bareilly are two districts in the Indian state of UP...Islam in 800 years in the Indian subcontinent splintered into hundreds of such firqas.
@aseemchoudhary1577
3 жыл бұрын
There will be only 73 firqs in Islam ...🙂
Totally agree with Ahmad R. Ameen inshaa Allah, Allah swt opens our eyes and heart to the true purpose and understanding of this Mubarak Deen
@alexs4654
Жыл бұрын
Allah open your butthole wide
That's kinda funny but even more sad... Because it shows us the religious intolerance in Pakistan... May Allah help them to accept the truth... Ameen
Hilarious...so well made
Kya barelviat mein BHI itne darje hote hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hanafisunni786
Жыл бұрын
Nahin hote
Agar koi Hazrat is video meiN boli gayi Terms jaise *TANZEEHI* aur *TAFQEERI* *TANZEEHI AZMATI* aur *TANZEEHI FARHATI* ka detailed matlab samjhaa paye to baddi meharbaani hogi Shukriya
@aslamwaikar
2 жыл бұрын
Hahhah batao do bhai kya matlab hai 😝
@chetan1008
2 жыл бұрын
@@aslamwaikar Sahib matlab ko samjhney ki hi gujarish ki gayi hai Jin Aalim Hazraat / Khwaateen ko maloomat ho woh in alfaaz ka matlab bataaney ki meharbani farmaayeN
Very true.
What is the name of the movie/serial?
Bohat thund nekebad akhirkar milhigeya 😚
lol, thats a great one :-)
Correct the title to 'Indians' not Pakistani. Although, as long as we recite same Kalim, it should be good enough for us
@shaheerdanialsahi7123
3 ай бұрын
Change the title to desis
So peaceful
I wanna know what each of the words mean
@HangrySaturn
8 күн бұрын
Look in the description.
Funny video😂😂😂
Aur ye hume gyan dete hein jatiwad ka,sahi kaha gaya hai,jiske yahan khud kamii hai wahi doosro ke relegion mein kamii dekhta hai,fool mujahids
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Ghalat video banaya ha... Bananay wala koi Gumrah hi hoga
@gbgb8674
Жыл бұрын
Sahi video hai..barelvi aisi hi jahil hote hain