I bet they’re keeping GTA 6 in there.

@odinsprophet8849

2 жыл бұрын

It’s right beside half-life 3

@Dolltronvr

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Void_DPS

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@KabbalahSherry

2 жыл бұрын

On god they are 🤭🤣🎧🎮 lmaoo

@kfauzi109

2 жыл бұрын

single funniest thing i’ve seen since will smith at the oscars 😂

You could probably do several shows on interesting items that are actually confirmed to be in the Vatican as well.

@danelynch7171

2 жыл бұрын

...like what? I'm so curious now! Fact boi better educate us soon!

@CJT3X

2 жыл бұрын

How many foreskins do they own?

@apples1547

2 жыл бұрын

@@CJT3X Unironically, there are reports of Jesus' foreskin being preserved. But beyond that, Catholics dont circumcise, so i doubt very many.

@danelynch7171

2 жыл бұрын

@@apples1547 wait ... What?!

@danelynch7171

2 жыл бұрын

@@apples1547 we now need a side projects about jesus'foreskin!! Get on it fact boi!

I REALLY hope that in our lifetime we find out some of the hidden things in the vatican as well as the Smithsonian

@zhain0

Жыл бұрын

the sheer amount of books they have would be interesting as fuck, let alone anything else

@karmasutra4774

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could go in there for a weekend. I would find it and post about it all lol

@weseethetruth158

Жыл бұрын

Both would be equally awesome!!!

@tonysgarlatti36

Жыл бұрын

I've heard Adam's body in his gold coffin was on Noah's Ark and now stored away in the Smithsonian.

@cartoonraccoon2078

Ай бұрын

@@tonysgarlatti36 Well done. Here's someone who understood the assignment.

The Ancient Aliens series has been going for 10 or 11 seasons now. I'm very sure you could do an 11 season run of all the things that are supposed to be (or even proven to be) in the Vatican. I'd watch the hell out of that even if most of it is bunk.

@MJWPub

Жыл бұрын

There's NOTHING there Napoleon emptied the place! The Vatican records were used to wrap fish in Paris!

@stevenboykin116

9 ай бұрын

Instead of Mysteries at the Museum, you have Mysteries at the Vatican. I'd watch that.

Doesn’t matter what the Vatican has stashed away, but I would really love to rummage around their vaults.

@malavoy1

2 жыл бұрын

Just stay out of their trunks, it's a sin 😁😁😁😁

@kendalbrenneman

2 жыл бұрын

I wish they would just finally make everything public. Researchers can apparently go in there but they need to know exactly what they’re there to see.

@rufie83

2 жыл бұрын

@@kendalbrenneman and as there is no official record of what is in there, you could go "yes I would like to study your UFO" and they would say "which one?" :-p

@kendalbrenneman

2 жыл бұрын

@@rufie83 I recently read a book by a guy who got access, and I guess there IS a website of some kind to search, but they make it difficult and you need to know the title. I don't know. I wish they would make an effort to scan things, make things public.... sigh.

@jamesmcgowen4428

2 жыл бұрын

@@malavoy1 I'll try not to get in the habit😄

The Chronoscope has existed for years, it is called the Animus and I have used it to participate in the Crusades, The American Revolution, Rome's invasion of Alexandria, the Peloponnesian war, and the Viking invasion of England.

@jacobl6714

2 жыл бұрын

yesssss, there's the assassin's creed reference. that's what I immediately thought of as well, and I now 100% believe the vatican has one (not really lol but it maybe me find it microscopically more plausible : p)

@keli75231

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I was looking for. 😂

@dianalindeman1644

2 жыл бұрын

Who publishes your time travel fiction?

@mysteryman9119

2 жыл бұрын

You mean "The Chronovisor" . .🕓✅

@ashschweitzer2752

2 жыл бұрын

Not everyone will get that but ha ha AC is a good game

the speed of the intelligent reads & structure of how Simon tears it up, gives me hope. it's always refreshing to hear what he has to say. the info is much appreciated also 🙏

Simon's sass has increased. I love this guy. He's AWESOME!!!!!!

Simon nervously covering his ass so his basement (and Danny's sub basement) aren't raided by lawyers will always be funny

@cripplious

2 жыл бұрын

After doing all the ass covering should have had the fbi swat team meme shown

@samuelmeasa9283

2 жыл бұрын

@@cripplious No, not the FBI. They would send the Spanish Inquisition!

@cripplious

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelmeasa9283 no one ever expects the Spanish inquisition.

@leestark9513

2 жыл бұрын

@@cripplious Their chief weapon (among many many others) is surprise...

@oldtimegames96

2 жыл бұрын

I still miss the old title of Brain Blaze.

this deserves it´s own Brain Blaze segment, with the FBI meme, and all the legends of the basement Blaze Boy, make it happen please

@oldtimegames96

2 жыл бұрын

You not ogbb, you did not call it Business Blaze.

Fantastic editing on this one - showing WWI reels while describing visions of hell was a great touch

Even if the items mentioned are fake I have no doubt the Vatican is in possession of some very fascinating artifacts. Many of which would be linked to supernatural aspects.

@goldengun9970

Жыл бұрын

That is a dumb thing to believe because no where on earth is any object found with supernatural aspects.

@work90

Жыл бұрын

@@goldengun9970 supernatural can be linked to "science so advanced it's essentially magic". Like if you bring someone during the time of Jesus to the modern times, anything we take for granted like (smartphones, cars, plane, etc.) Would all seem supernatural to them. And Obviously Heaven wouldn't be filled with beings using primitive technology. The UFO sightings we have are most likely seen by the prophets of God and describe it in a way that fits the time. The Bible even prophesied about the damn cars we drive in today as Nahum 2:3-4 reads, “the chariots shall be with flaming torches (head lights) in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken. The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightning.” This prophecy is bringing to light the end of the age or the last days.

@goldengun9970

Жыл бұрын

@@work90 if you go to the time of jesus you won't even find jesus. He was fiction of the evil Roman empire. You have better chances with tye other prophets from tanach

@MegaShiels

Жыл бұрын

@@goldengun9970 Jesus is most certainly real whether he performed miracles or was the son of god is debatable but he is almost certainly an actual historical person

@goldengun9970

Жыл бұрын

@@MegaShiels o he is fiction of the evil roman empire. What is real is us jews waking each other up, directing $, minds and efforts to countering those targeting us for conversion wth deceptive tactics looking for the secular, unlearned and vulnerable. This evil we will be fighting a lot more and winning against like we have all through our history against every other deluded evilbwe have faced

The first Doctor had a “Chronovisor” type device on-board the TARDIS in the early days of Doctor Who.

Cardinal: "So your holiness wants to make device that can see into the past?" Pope: "Yes! That nazi that made those rocket bombs would be the right one for the job!" Cardinal: "OK..."

@charcolew

2 жыл бұрын

So who was filming the birth of Christ and somehow failed to deliver the footage to history and the world?

@eggsngritstn

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! Yes, and after he helped develop a world-changing technology he accepted the US government's offer to move to North Alabama. Like you do.

@luketracey3269

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ...something obvious and disgusting happened there . The Roman Catholic Church suffered persecution in Nazi Germany.

@rjv-rw2ef

Жыл бұрын

They took all the "smartest" people of the time and made a conspiracy. Not even a good conspiracy, i would have included at least Albert Einstein.

I second the idea of a video (or series of videos) concerning items that the Vatican actually does possess. I am certain that there are simply (and literally) tons of amazing stuff being preserved in hermetically-sealed, climate-controlled, heavily-guarded, underground storage chambers.

I enjoy me some Simon narrative. Imagine chilling at a lounge hamging with Simon, how could u not have a good time and a hell of a conversation

A book that prolly doesn't exist written by maybe 2 different people that may never have been real while maybe possessed by the devil speaks of spells that prolly don't work...sounds legit

@dongiovanni4331

2 жыл бұрын

That book has nothing on the book written by Al Hazred, the mad Arab

@colleennobbs7218

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha……..that’s pithy. Well said.

@shadymcnasty5920

2 жыл бұрын

Almost like the bible

@mugwump7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@dongiovanni4331 The Necronomicon was never presented as real, though. We know that it was a MacGuffin invented by Lovecraft for his fictional stories.

0:45 - Chapter 1 - The chronovisor 4:15 - Chapter 2 - The grand grimoire 7:25 - Chapter 3 - The 3rd secret of fatima 10:40 - Chapter 4 - The essene gospel of peace

@cyntogia

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. None of these exist

@jeffrichards1537

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the lost last entry that never made it into the Koran. The reason for Mohammed getting assassinated.

@ryanroberts1104

2 жыл бұрын

1000% unnecessary in a 14 minute video.

“And, NO, it’s not cheap!” Classic, that one! Simon, you should start a KZread channel for British humor, Monty Python kinda stuff! If not, at least interview John and Eric!

The Vatican would never lie… You made me almost choke on my blueberry moofin!!!

Lol yeah the Vatican is like the world's best vault. Literally anything you never want to see the light of day could be possibly maybe stored there and no one would ever be able to ever know.

@user-xr4jy5vv4f

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they don't tell us because we don't want to know

In all likeliness, they probably do have quite a few texts related to the occult and alchemy, but these treatises would not be held as mystical or "empowered," instead they would be kept as a matter of cultural/historical archive. Probably the most controversial possibility of inclusion in their vaults would be documents detailing the depth and breadth of the church's specific actions and involvement with the Nazi regime and the 6Ustase movement for the first half of last century.

@theophrastusbombastus1359

2 жыл бұрын

The Catholic Church has *always* known the value of alchemy and the recycling/growth of the human soul via reincarnation. They just can't allow *us* to know, lest they lose their control over our free thought.

@rihardsmitrevics

2 жыл бұрын

@@theophrastusbombastus1359 The only losing control here is you 🤣

@rihardsmitrevics

2 жыл бұрын

Yes while not condeming Mustache man, their churches all across Europe saved about 700 000 Brews and other minorities.

@KarryKarryKarry

2 жыл бұрын

@@rihardsmitrevics That was priests acting on their OWN accord. Compared to the millions murdered without the leadership ever uttering a word against it. The church is a gathering of opportunistic and perverse men from the top to the lowliest rapist.

@daviderickson8699

Жыл бұрын

@@theophrastusbombastus1359 Thar breaks down when you consider that most belief systems where reincarnation is a thing would view such behavior as detrimental to spiritual growth and progression. IE, they'd be knowingly making their next lives worse by suppressing the paths for others in a plot to control them.

The chronovisor sounds just like a telescope. A really, really good one. Like one you might find on an ancient satellite which you discovered in orbit around the earth.

Withholding the Third Secret of Fatima, if it is / was the assassination or assassination attempt on a Pope, makes complete sense. Releasing such an item before the event would probably create "open season" on the Pope in the minds of people who are not sane or under the control of evil, etc.

@KuK137

Ай бұрын

It makes ZERO sense because if they had something like that, all they needed to do is deposit it with trusted lawyer and told him to release it after attempt to prove the existence of their voodoo. Instead, they waited 20 years till everyone involved forgets everything. Also, pope John Paul I was murdered for being too decent human, you'd think if voodoo girl sitting on a cloud wanted to save a pope, she would pick the decent one who died a martyr before doing anything good, not the pedophile and aids supporter who was only slightly wounded...

I saw the chronoviser...in a 1965 episode of the documentary series Doctor Who. I think they watched the Kingsmen because the Vatican (or their BBC branch) couldn't afford The Beatles. Also I think you'll find according to the 90s animated documentary series Gargoyles, the grimorum was destroyed when Goliath tore the Eye of Odin out of it, also destroing the Archmage. Simon's beard looks good. One of these things is real.

@PaulsScene

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, _The Chase._ Love it (apart from a certain bus journey that made me sad...)

@BaronVonQuiply

10 ай бұрын

When you say 90s animated documentary calledGargoyles... Do you mean on the Disney Afternoon?

@edwinplants6317

9 ай бұрын

Hey, don't besmirch the good name of Doctor Who!

I can never decide whether Simon's paranoia about getting sued is genuine or just a very long-standing running joke. If the Vatican really bothered suing everyone who talked about conspiracy theories centered on the Catholic Church, that's pretty much all they'd be doing.

@onespecies-human344

2 жыл бұрын

Why cant it be both ;)

@whyjnot420

2 жыл бұрын

@@onespecies-human344 My thoughts exactly. There is nothing that says the two are mutually exclusive. Also, it most certainly is a long running joke as anyone who has been watching his videos for awhile can attest to. One that to me at least, seems to have started with Simon being genuinely afraid of being sued.

@samuelmeasa9283

2 жыл бұрын

@@onespecies-human344 The way I see it it started out as real. But these days it has become both a running joke and fear of the Spanish Inquisition replacing him with a vat grown replacement.

@joehorn1762

2 жыл бұрын

They arent scientology after all.

@bobfg3130

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe both?

My hubby's cousin, Bill Wavrin, was a chef at Rancho La Puerto for several years. He wrote one of their cookbooks. Don't know how "divinely healthy" the meals were/are but Bill (rest his soul) always made the best food! ❤

Very entertaining episode! Funny how some folks are so focused on unproven "magic" when it seems that on a weekly basis we're uncovering the secrets of the cosmos (for real!), lol.

I think Danny and Callum are joining up to annoy Simon with ghosts and magic 🤣

About the only one of those I find even remotely plausible would be the Grand Grimoire, regardless of how supernatural it may or may not be. If I was the head of a highly superstitious organization like The Catholic Church, I would absolutely keep whatever documentation was produced by my ostensible enemies. If I know their teachings, I know how they are likely to react to given events, and can plan accordingly. That is absolutely something that ANY major organization would do, religious or secular.

@TheAussief1

2 жыл бұрын

If the grand grimoire exists, if, then lost in the Vatican would be best place for it. For idiots and fools who believe that magic exist (spoiler it doesn’t) would be trying out the spells and potions in it, and I guess that human sacrifice would be part of them.

@ABW941

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAussief1 I assume that there were things in these books, looking like magic, which were actually working. People might have figured out things and written them down, and others collected such knowledge. Who knows what was supressed or hidden to give someone an edge.

@torjones1701

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAussief1 In the middle of every lie is hidden a truth to make that lie believable. The bigger the truth, the bigger the lie it will hide. The Bible holds many such truths which is why it can hide so many huge lies, like the existence of the supernatural. Regardless of what it contains, it is a historical relic just as important to know what it contains as Malleus Maleficarum. We have other historical records, like from the Incas, that demanded human sacrifice, and even some modern fabricated sources like Aleister Crowley's books, and few people are daft enough to follow them, and none to the point of murdering anyone. Such books pose little threat in the modern day, however, when society was much more superstitious it was a different story.

@FutureBoyWonder

2 жыл бұрын

Supernatural doesnt exist so its nothing special

@torjones1701

2 жыл бұрын

@@FutureBoyWonder That it doesn't exist is irrelevant, that it doesn't exist does not make it nothing special. Star Trek is just as fictional, and yet it has inspired hundreds of thousands of people to greater heights especially in the sciences. If not for that work of fiction, you probably wouldn't have a cellphone in your pocket today. Sir Isaac Newton, yeah, the apple guy, not only invented what we call 'Newtonian physics" in his honor, but invented Calculus, refined the field of Optics, was a Member of Parliament, and the Master of the Royal Mint where he established fiscal policy that many nations follow to this day. But he also wrote on the subject of Alchemy. Is his writings on Alchemy any less valuable than his writings on Gravity? I say it's even more important as it shows us who the man really was, yet another facet of his incredible mind. But if it was nothing special, then it wouldn't be preserved and nobody would remember some of the last notable works of the study of Alchemy before it ultimately morphed into the science Chemistry. That he was one of the great thinkers who helped turn it FROM Alchemy into Chemistry. But sure, since the supernatural doesn't exist, that nonsense isn't important.

You had me at "Pike-wielding Swiss Beefeaters".

“could it be, could it possibly be, that it’s not real.” 😂

Simon we'd crowd fund a legal team for you if the Vatican comes after you.

@kevinfreeman3098

2 жыл бұрын

You don't realize the "assets" and resources available to the Vatican... And I'm not talking like a higher power, I'm talking about the shady evil sideways folks that are among them and at the service of them.

@theclandestinewitness

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfreeman3098 I 100% understand the resources the Vatican has but I also understand how strongly people feel when Religions single people out for persecution. I'd be willing to bet, in todays society, we could raise plenty of money to get Simon a good legal team. If not that, I imagine someone would seize the opportunity to take it pro bono for the publicity.

@vink6163

2 жыл бұрын

@@theclandestinewitness I don't think you understand Kevin's meaning - he's talking about the kind of people who can make sure your car brakes fail, or you have some other unfortunate accident, after which it's a bit late for a legal team to do anything.

@captainspaulding5963

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if the Vatican came after Simon, we would never hear from him again, although, we would croudfund a lawsuit from Scientology!

@mariakelly1059

2 жыл бұрын

#TeamSimon!

Really enjoy your channels, and appreciate the info. supplied. My only comment on these "Vatican conspiracies", I'm reminded of the quote: "when a society believes in nothing, it'll believe in anything". Looking forward to your next batch of topics 👍

@joehorn1762

2 жыл бұрын

When a society believes in anything based on faith it can be made to do anything based on faith.

@vink6163

2 жыл бұрын

I can't quite figure out whether that quote is supposed to be FOR belief in religion or AGAINST, as it works both ways depending on your definition of what it means to believe in "nothing"

@paulannable3734

Жыл бұрын

When a man stops believing in god, he doesn’t believe in nothing, he believes in anything. Attributed to G K Chesterton, but it’s not. It’s also rather meaningless, just appears to be profound. I don’t believe in god and I also don’t just believe in ‘anything’.

@cgo225

Жыл бұрын

@@paulannable3734 The quote refers to societies, not a specific individual such as you. But thanks for commenting.

@paulannable3734

Жыл бұрын

@@cgo225 you didn’t quote anyone. You mangled the ‘GK Chesterton quote’. You can’t say random stuff and claim you’re quoting something without attributing it so some actual person who actually said it in the first place. Can you?

Just found your page and I really like your delivery so welcome from the UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

Got to love the irony. He always jokes about trusting what you hear on the internet, and his whole gig is giving out info on the internet.

Simons scepticism is equal to his sarcasm on this video 🤣

I like the picture at 8:20 of the Road Sign saying "Drive Slowly Caution" as the 1918 WWI tanks drive by with a really clear picture of these 1st tanks. I am shocked to hear that you would question the Vatican!! Such sarcasm how dare you...They would never tell a lie. Have a Magical Day!

Ah yes, i once accidentally nearly invented a Chronovisor while tinkering in my garage. But in the end, it turned out to be a bookshelf instead.

@kasturipillay6626

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah understandable. 🤩

Everything this man touches turns to gold

Much as I love Simon's work and his channels there are some significant inaccuracies in this video regarding Fatima. The first secret didn't merely concern WWI but also (just before the Russian Revolution) prophesied that Russia would spread an atheistic persecution of faith throughout the world, leading to a general decline in religious faith across the 20th century, which indeed occured under its Communist regime. Regarding John Paul II, a vision of a bishop felled by gunfire was part of one of the visions, but the reason JPII regarded Our Lady of Fatima as key to his survival was that while he was shot on the anniversary of the apparitions, bullets aimed at his heart were deflected by a statue of Our Lady of Fatima he was carrying on his person when the gunman opened fire; that statue has been retained by the Vatican and is on public display. Whether you believe or not, you have to admit, that's extremely uncanny. Re the 'Chronovisor'.....totally agree, there is no way that exists, lol!

@tatata1543

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not uncanny, it’s completely made up.

@davidj8658

2 жыл бұрын

Good lord, there are people who believe this nonsense and you appear to be one of them . This is 2021, not 1021.

@bignastytiger4174

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatata1543 there is proof. If you don’t believe, fine. That doesn’t make it “made up”.

@tatata1543

2 жыл бұрын

@@bignastytiger4174 Show me the proof.

@bignastytiger4174

2 жыл бұрын

Do your own research. Proof is there. Someone like myself just stating facts won’t change your mind. You finding facts, will change your mind.

I always wondered why demons that had no respect for hierarchy in heaven would suddenly change their minds in hell...

@rushthezeppelin

2 жыл бұрын

The weird part is he said Beelzebub and Lucifer were different when they are both just names for Satan.

@JacquelineUnderwood

2 жыл бұрын

@@rushthezeppelin I've heard them used as both so idk it's all just stories anyways

@BentReality.369

2 жыл бұрын

They formed a union. Chapter 666. The union dues are just bad as ours however.

@ghostgate82

2 жыл бұрын

This current life is “hell.” Hell is a very misunderstood conscript in modern western culture.

Arthur C. Clark once predicted that "acoustic archeology" might one day be possible. He said that sounds might be recorded on inanimate things like bowls spun on a potter's wheel or items made of iron, sounds being 'recorded' while the bowl was spun or the metal still hot. Seems impossible but who can predict the scientific future? Lord Kelvin once said that everything in science that could be discovered had been discovered, the only thing left was more accurate measurements. Kelvin was a brilliant scientist but could not envision the wonders of the 20th century.

@KarryKarryKarry

2 жыл бұрын

Well he was a science FICTION author. Not a scientist. The rest of your statement is just dumb quotes.

@zeekwolfe6251

2 жыл бұрын

@@KarryKarryKarry Reading the full biography of Arthur C. Clark would do you no harm. He is credited with the "invention" of the communication space satellite, this in the 1940s. No, he was not a 'scientist' in the sense of Enrico Fermi, Niels Bohr, even Carl Sagan, but understood the physics (and finances) of placing an object in space. He also anticipated the developement of the Internet and cell phone technology. He sat at a typewriter not in a lab and came up with profound human-changing ideas. He also made some profoundly silly statements, but nobody is perfect.

@johnmiller8975

2 жыл бұрын

@@KarryKarryKarry You are very mistaken He wrote many many non-fiction science books - his most important idea was the theory of the geo-stationary satellite From wikipedia Clarke also wrote a number of nonfiction books describing the technical details and societal implications of rocketry and space flight. The most notable of these may be Interplanetary Flight: An Introduction to Astronautics (1950), The Exploration of Space (1951), and The Promise of Space (1968).

@vonfaustien3957

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmiller8975 if I rember right of the Big 3 Henlien is the onlynone who didn't release extensive non-fiction scientific literature along with their more well know scifi.

THANK YOU ! For NOT trying out. For the position of. Stand up comic.

You should do a vid on the strange stuff hidden in the British Museum

If anybody is interested in a version of the chronovisor, there is an interesting hard science fiction novel "The Light of Other Days" by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter published in 2000. In it wormhole technology is developed that eventually allows viewing into the past at any point in time and space just like the chronovisor in this video.

@jnawk83

2 жыл бұрын

that's the one that explores the implications for viewing any place mere milliseconds ago?

@pev_

2 жыл бұрын

@@jnawk83 I don't remember that, but it has been many years since I last read the book. The main themes I think were about what it does to our society when privacy could be pierced without effort or knowledge (from anybody really), or what impact the knowledge of how our real history happened could have.

@stevefanslow3530

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you , I always appreciate recommendations from real people , we should all do more in comments.

@nancypine9952

2 жыл бұрын

Clarke mentioned a device that allowed people to see events in the past in his novel, "Childhood's End." It's a very casual mention, but it does state that most of the world's religions collapsed immediately thereafter, leaving only a modified form of Buddhism.

@pev_

2 жыл бұрын

@@nancypine9952 Okay. I have read just about every scifi novel from Clarke but strangely Childhood's End I do not remember. It might be that I started it a long time ago, but did not like it then and thus did not finish it. I have a vague bit of memory that it was praised by critics though.

“Prominent New York vegetarian” may be my new favorite phrase

I know a while back someone in a different ch mentioned something about a pine cone. That it’s also in the Vatican and that it’s pretty large.

Today we call a chronoscope by the name 'telescope'. Through one of these contraptions, we can see as far back as 13 billion years or so. Not in great detail mind you. The resolution of these amazing devices barely allows us to envision the shape and color of entire galaxies. Surely a Nobelist like Fermi would have pointed this out to the rest of the team. Maybe that's when his tenure in the project ended...

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire

2 жыл бұрын

So, if we want to look back 100 years, all we have to do is find a mirror 1̶0̶0̶ ... err ... *50* light years away from us and look at it... Theoretically... :)

@markharder3676

2 жыл бұрын

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire LOL! You should write science fiction. BTW, since it will be a round trip, the mirror should be 50 light years away, no? Ahhh details, details...

And certainly locked away somewhere in the deepest crypt, Jesus the Vampire in crinking chains, under a dome and protected by the Holy Water sprinker system. OK, I did actually read a short story in a Best of Fantasy Fiction paperback. Been stricken with the idea ever since! And I'm adding the sprinker system.

Your delivery is insurpassable for this material!!

Every day I think about our stolen Temple Menorah! Give it back

Of course Hell would have an organizational flow chart.

These are people who pray to images on toast after all...

I think the sum of all of Simon's channels equal the number of all the other channels I also watch. Because I swear he's nearly half of all the content I watch. N I am not complaining lol.

3:14 you left out that although he admitted the photos were fake on his deathbed, he was still adamant that the machine existed.

This may seem out of nowhere. I like trying the old recipes for things like the Grand Grimoie recipe for glue. While I'm in there I'll try the invisibility spell.

@cheshirepat30

9 ай бұрын

Then you won’t be able to find the glue.

Woah I heard the term grimoire for the first time yesterday and now I'm hearing it again. If only Factboy did a video on when you notice things like that. oh wait.

Well, technically most of us have devices that allow us to look at past events, they are commonly referred to as cameras, screens, and eyes

Embrace the blaze Simon. Your channels are the much more entertaining for it.

I honestly want to believe that deep inside the vaults is the truth about what really happened to the Knights Templar. Imagine how ground breaking that would be

@lynnewilliams3859

2 жыл бұрын

Yes me too.

@yonidellarocha9714

2 жыл бұрын

Ermm... Those documents are public and have been for a long time. The pope disbanded the order at the request of the king of france. I think there is a link to the vatican archives in the templars wikipedia.

@nickwarner8158

2 жыл бұрын

An organization who claims to have taken a vow of poverty yet has paid beyond 12 billion in child sex abuse claims seems to view those vows as holy as the one of chastity. The idea that would get an honest answer out of them is impossible. These people think that by speaking a few words in latin that they can change a cheap wafer into human flesh and wine into human blood and convinced millions of idiots to eat the damn thing! But the real problem is abortions, condoms and gays.Yeah, not quite ready to believe the Vatican.

@marcosvelasquez461

2 жыл бұрын

Are you serious? You dont know about the occult?

@n8dawgaic

2 жыл бұрын

They are still around, albeit in a much different form.

The story line in the television series version of Logan’s Run, supposedly a time machine is being constructed by one of the superpowers and the Soviets are threatening that if the time machine is to be activated, it will be the catalyst for World War III...because the user could theoretically reverse events that occurred in the past.

This.....this needs to be BLAZED BLAZE BOY🔥🔥🔥

The idea of a prime minister of hell is honesty hilarious

That Jimmy Hoffa joke is really funny since they just got a deathbed tip as to the exact location of his body that the FBI has deemed to he 100% credible.

@virgmiller8287

2 жыл бұрын

FBI deemed 100% credible. That's a joke all on it own.

@GAMakin

2 жыл бұрын

Where might that be? Just CURIOUS. Last I heard, he was loaded alive, into a Bell Buoy off the coast of New England, near Martha's Vineyard OR "processed", along with Chuckie O'Brian, into sausages served HOT to unwitting attendees of an unnamed Teamsters gathering... IDK Social myths abound. Do you have a reference for this FBI speculation? The TRUTH is "out there"! 😑

@IrishMike22

2 жыл бұрын

You believing any of that is the funniest part 🤣

@Dank-gb6jn

2 жыл бұрын

Eric Shawn on FOX has ran a special on Hoffa. The Bridge tip came WAY before the FBI got involved according to him.

@daniels.2720

2 жыл бұрын

...allegedly credible...

The chronovisor must have inspired the limited series Devs to some extent

"Devs" version of the Chronovisor was pretty awesome.

Chapters @00:38 The Chronovisor @04:15 The Grand Grimoire @07:17 The Third Secret of Fatima @10:38 The Essene Gospel of Peace

1:38- I think you mean the first director of NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center. 📎

"To prevent it from falling into the hands of those who would use it for nefarious purposes and personal gain." Like the Catholic Church has never done anything nefarious, nor owns huge swaths of land, or has some clergy living in paid houses, nor headed by a man who surrounds himself with gold leafing, waited on hand-and-foot, nor does it expect a little palm-greasing in order to living forever.

I have or had an uncle that i only met twice when i was a kid im 30 now and he was a high ranking official in the vatican, i believe he was in charge of press or something related to the books kept there. My mom told me he entered the secet library in the vatican that keeps highly secured books and he had a breakdown with one specific book he read, he resigned his job and was moved to another country. I have no idea what he saw or read but it broke the guy. I have no idea if he is even still alive. Last i saw him he was in a beach in mexico and i was probably 16 or something

@lukeivanaj336

Жыл бұрын

That’s kool I wonder

@justinsmith4562

Жыл бұрын

Sure.

@justinmasters220

Жыл бұрын

It was probably the Bible.

@SR-mv2mf

Жыл бұрын

@@lukeivanaj336 sorry..

@patrickmcdonald8513

Жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity are you willing to provide a name? I would assume not but with information like that I can't help but inquire

Whomever makes these are extremely talented, they can take the most interesting subjects, and make them unwatchable.

@benbroughton2151

2 жыл бұрын

No

@benbroughton2151

2 жыл бұрын

But okay

I truly appreciate that Simon doesn't suffer the fools of religion & supernatural.

@andersjjensen

2 жыл бұрын

Simon doesn't suffer fools. Full stop.

OGBBs already know the chronovisor

Haha I feel like Simon had to protest a little on this one “I really have to read this crap?”

If you want to _really_ make yourself invisible in the acoustic or visible light spectra I'd less recommend using the mentioned grimoire and more recommend getting a security clearance for MITRE, MIT or DARPA research projects dealing with metamaterials.

If sarcasm is a sign of intelligence Simon is a genius. I love it.

The Third Secret was kept by Sister Lucia the surviving child of Fatima. She lived in cloister and when she saw a picture of Pope John Paul II she requested a visit with him. The Pope traveled to Portugal and visited with St. Lucia (this is all on film). She told him that he was the Pope she was to give the last letter too. St. Lucia handed Pope John Paul II the letter. Check the film archives their meeting was lovely.

@johnbrowne2170

Ай бұрын

The Third Secret was that England would win the 1966 Word Cup.

Not gonna lie but I leave ur channel running and the volume on at low low where I can hear it but not too much and ur voice is very soothing...the voice is like all base no treble and it helps me sleep.

Love your presentations of reality

The number of people confused by the difference between prediction and postdiction is as insane as they themselves are.

This is a great narrator, he should start a bunch of channel

Nothing like a good laugh to start the new year! :)

Thank you for sharing the video it was very interesting. ❤

The Grimoire sounds great. It is always important to know who to write to, or to forward your emails to. I wonder if Lucifer has a better reply rate than Jesus and his old man?

@andersjjensen

2 жыл бұрын

The reason your e-mails to up-stairs always go unanswered is because Jesus is God who is The Holy Ghost, but they're still distinct entities who are also one. No techie has yet gotten an SMTP relay to accept those working conditions, so it just silently drops your mails.

The third secret is when the Vatican will fall, a secret that start with they can't find a new pope with the old methods and end with a pope as a new Nero and how the wolf that fed Romulus will swallow the ashes... Just guessing.

Someone should make a movie or series of books about all this hooey.

I would like to see where they make the “Holy Hand Grenades” 🐰

The fact that they have hidden secrets in vaults would ring alarm bells for anyone thinking about joining that organisation. Not anti religion but any institution that have things to hide from its members and the public should be treated with a bit of Cynicism.

@KTBFFH8

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say hidden. Its hard for normal folks but if you are a scholar or know what you are looking for they’ll show you.

@Sherrie510

2 жыл бұрын

@@KTBFFH8 . It’s in a vault mate it’s hidden .

@KTBFFH8

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sherrie510 Many people keep things they love in vaults and show them to anyone if they ask. A vault doesn’t make it hidden.

@Sherrie510

2 жыл бұрын

@@KTBFFH8 but these are hidden behind armed guards and lock and key 🔑 I think that makes them pretty inaccessible and unknown to the very vast majority of us and done so in a very robust way . I think you could probably stretch your imagination and see that these are secrets that they don’t want the wider or majority of people knowing . And peace be with you brother .

@bearschmidt3180

2 жыл бұрын

@@KTBFFH8 unless there is a public list of what is in the Vatican vaults , it is completely hidden.

I believe the biggest secret of the Vatican is that these hilarious "secrets" don't exist. The Grand Grimoire contains a detailed organizational chart of Hell? To collect all that information the author must have spent quite some time in Hell.

@jakedee4117

2 жыл бұрын

Don't be ridiculous. Just contact Hell's public information bureau and ask for the departmental organization chart. They will be happy to oblige. Can't have all those human sacrifices going to the wrong departments.

@fifaplayer6374

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakedee4117 I contacted Them . They said "No , go to hell ! " . Terrible way of treating people I'd say .

@einienj3281

2 жыл бұрын

I summoned a couple of dark entities, and they had no idea what I was talking about.. All and all, terrible customer service.. 2/5⭐

@ignoranceisnotablessing615

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakedee4117 if you've ever seen the show Angel before, then you'll know why I laughed alot reading this.

Chronovisor -> Super 8 -> Betamax -> VHS -> Laser Disc -> DVD -> Blue Ray -> KZread!

The Essene Gospel of Peace sounds really interesting. :) I enjoy hearing of historical vegetarians.

I KNOW there's a BB King signed Gibson Lucille guitar on the pile somewhere. That isn't allegedly either.

I think the third secret of Fatima was the child abuse scandals bringing down the church. Its the only thing I could see them being secretive about at this point lol

@TheArmchairPriest

2 жыл бұрын

That was something already well known about even at the time the secrets were given

@honchoryanc

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe satan takes over the vatican

@TheArmchairPriest

2 жыл бұрын

@@honchoryanc satan created the vatican and its gov/councils

@RosietheRiveter11

2 жыл бұрын

I think you're on to something. The cancer of sexual abuse in the church has driven many people away, ruined lives and is quite possibly the worst sin that has taken place in the Church. Thank goodness there is more to Faith then these horrible people who have been and are responsible for these crimes and cover ups. The effects of this are beyond tremendous.

Tommy! You know about Jimmy Hoffa?!? I'm officially impressed!

@yonidellarocha9714

2 жыл бұрын

Given his age, it's not surprising, he probably grew up surrounded by talk about it.

Can this machine be reconstructed 💫

I would hope that the Vatican would actually be happy about this article, because if any of these things were real and were being hidden, you have helped shield them from the world ...lol

The vatican still holds irelands last high kings crown. (Last time the country was united under 1 rule) its priceless to us irish yet they refuse to give it back 😡

@andersjjensen

2 жыл бұрын

Tell them "Give it back, or we join the protestant faction..." :P

@aoystreck

2 жыл бұрын

I would think the past thousand years would have soured the Irish on the entire concept of monarchy and they'd be all "we fought hard for this republic, you can keep the fancy hat"

@mariestobbs4961

Жыл бұрын

They shud give every thing back that belongs to other countries

The chronovisor sounds like a dope idea for a movie/game...

This video reminded me that I know someone who has been in the Vatican library/archives. I reached out after watching this to ask them about it. They were allowed to look at anything and had a “curator” help them around and retrieve anything they wanted. They were there because their company had a business partnership with the Vatican and they were seeking items that would make cool print textiles. So apparently all you have to do is get a contract to print shirts and stuff with Vatican images and you are good to go! Lol!

@KumaBean

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that didn’t happen, lol

@markmcbride5900

2 жыл бұрын

Google “The Vatican Library Collection” mens neck ties. The Vatican licensed a series of mens neck ties back in the day. My friend is the one that did the designs. So yeah, it did happen. Now go troll somewhere else you little hobbit!

@KumaBean

2 жыл бұрын

@@markmcbride5900 If you’d have said to begin with that he had done some work for the Vatican, it would have made a little more sense. But I still don’t believe for _one single moment_ that he was allowed to go into every area and look at everything, for designing a tie? Not a chance. Your mate has embellished his story.