“Their texts sounded like something out of a romance novel” the text: “life is like dry brown toast without you”

@chance98

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious

@lilyr7221

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂 ikr who ever comes out with this is delusional

@hekter2364

4 жыл бұрын

I mean have you read romance novels? They are THAT cheesy if not worst.

@damienmarquisarcher2

4 жыл бұрын

No Butter and No Strawberry Preserves.

@emilyh2848

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad this is the first comment I saw, couldn't stop laughing at that 😂

Ironic: for the rest of his life, he’ll be eating dried brown toast in prison.

@DrGarri

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and the bruthas are going to push it up to his brain in the showers.

@DrGarri

4 жыл бұрын

@Paulo Eclectik LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Thought the same! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@devodavis6454

4 жыл бұрын

@Jedi Da Force I read all the comments; you win.

@LaiyaUnscripted

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@clutchboi4038

4 жыл бұрын

You don't get toast they give you bread lol and there's no way to toast it

"Life is like dry brown toast without you" LOLLL

@fionagregory7936

5 жыл бұрын

I like eating it like that

@fredajordan5704

5 жыл бұрын

meganx : Hahaaa, how childish...Over 100 text-messages daily, wow, how old are these ppl.`` 16y. ?????

@aquak5988

5 жыл бұрын

If my future husband does not compare me to brown toast, he will be toast. Shoot. Shakespeare in motion this. 😆

@fauxmanchu8094

5 жыл бұрын

freda jordan Makes me cringe, these oldies behaving like lovesick juniors. Yuck.

@fredajordan5704

5 жыл бұрын

Faux Manchu : haaaa, You`re so right...What else do some ppl. do besinde texting and staring at their i-phones, I`m glad, I?m not hoocked on all this crab....

The voices they use to narrate the text messages are kind of extra🙄🤣

@localfan8174

4 жыл бұрын

So TRUE! It’s hilarious

@-Goji-

4 жыл бұрын

Older hank hill

@hiddengemz955

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@vkrgfan

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, they didn’t need to role play 😂

bruh his side chick kinda just looks like his wife as a brunette lmao

@mrd49995

5 жыл бұрын

can i offer you an egg in this trying time which means he still had that brunette in mind when he chose his wife

@kingayy9267

4 жыл бұрын

@Mothersday Gifts It would almost be kind of sweet if not for, well .. you know the pipe bomb

@liz12276

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing. I guess variety is not the spice of life!

@jerrysmith7166

4 жыл бұрын

But the blond is a much better looking woman... no 🦃 neck

@johnedmond2890

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"never really believed in divorce" -tries to blow up wife with a home made bomb instead Sickening

@The.Real.Jalila

4 жыл бұрын

H. H. Hahahahah divorce is not got but killing ppl is totally fine 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

@Ja Er And now he will be greatly rewarded for his virtue.

@TheMadsVolta

4 жыл бұрын

right??? like wtf made you think that was a better move????

@samfoley8106

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't believe in divorce. But murder? I'm ok with that."

@kevinhenderson5520

2 жыл бұрын

The most self incriminating statement of all time..

He used a Nokia phone because it still would be fully functional after the bomb.

@MiamiPush2theLimit

5 жыл бұрын

Lauren Tucsok lol yasss!

@j.riffney7939

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😅

@s.murphy1030

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, no lie I have dropped my Nokia phone on NYC subway platform so many times. It was the most indestructible gadget I have ever seen. Now if I sneeze my phone will faint.

"life is like dry brown toast?!" Someone needs to help these ppl with sexting, cuz this ain't it!!! 😂🤣😅

@fredericksharon5095

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zakiachowdhury1146

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know how the mistress coped with all of this romance.

@hilariaguzman6638

4 жыл бұрын

@@zakiachowdhury1146 HAHAHA!!! Seriously!!😁😁😂😂😏😴

@kathurtado13

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

@southerngal8034

4 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf this is awful

The texts sounds ridiculous and juvenile

@susane2524

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. They sound like those pedo TCAP chats.

@muaythaisaro3175

4 жыл бұрын

They sounded like some shit u say in like highscool trying to smash

@TheCassiusMorrisShow

4 жыл бұрын

Sad old fucks.

@stephramirezz

4 жыл бұрын

The "Dry Toast" part took me out

@em84c

4 жыл бұрын

"I can't stop thinking about the love we shared in this bed" 🤮

Haha "I need you my sexy man!" 😂

Imagine falling in love with someone. Marrying them. And then have that person who you love, not only cheat on you. But try to kill you. Talk about a serious heartbreak.

@tanishamangope1670

3 жыл бұрын

Heartbreak who?, I’ll be glad he gone

@mazieg7072

2 жыл бұрын

That was the 2nd person he proclaimed to love. He’s psycho! He should never be let out!

That's my husband only he didn't try to kill me. Not physically anyway. How someone can fool you for so long. And you don't know. I'm so aware of this personality type. It's crazy. There are so many narcissists out there.

@RealityContradiction

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Once you date one and survive them, you can recognize them anywhere by one red flag!! Those that haven't been educated about Narcissists are the ones at risk because these type of people are so good a what they do. Unaware people are easily manipulated by their charm and deception 😢

@hilariaguzman6638

4 жыл бұрын

I had a boyfriend just like this too! Scary right??!!I found out later that he even killed my kittens, and made them suffer. :( He's really a sick sob!!!! At least we got out while we could!! Ladies/gentleman, never stay in an abusive relationship, because you think you "love," him! You can do better! And it's also okay to be alone if it's not with the right person!!! 😘😍💋💗💕💕

@hilariaguzman6638

4 жыл бұрын

@Becky P hi sweetheart. I'm sooooo sorry you went through that... I know you're a strong woman for going through that, and you'll know what you're looking for when we see those tell tell signs, right??!! And that jerk troll up there just wants attention. Any little boy would say that to a woman behind a computer screen because he's a miserable, punk that can't get a woman! No one wants to be with a person who's personality is rude, especially after you were just vulnerable with what happened to you! You're brave!!! ❤️💋💕💝 As far as my ex! My God, how he treated me I can't believe I put up with it as long as I did! I NEVER let it happen again though. Abuse is never okay... And btw psychological can just be as bad hun, it all hurts us and leaves invisible bruises, yes? Anytime a man says you're dumb, ugly, never do anything in your life and you can't do better than him! Lol!!! RUN-FOR-THE-HILLS!!! Because it's not at allllllll true!!! They're the one's that are insecure! Hell, I became a nurse, and met a man that treats me Soo amazingly well 😍!!! I hope and know you'll get the same Mama's ❤️😘😉❤️❤️❤️😍😍

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeff Z Something WAS majorly wrong - Dachdog's husband; from which she tactfully withdrew.

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, thankfully we do grow wiser about types, and bitter about nothing.

“My ex is crazy.” Connie: *Hold my Chardonnay...*

@vegvixxxen829

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

Don’t worry Larry; somebody is definitely gonna butter your “DRY BROWN TOAST” in jail. 😭🤣😭🤣

@squeala6406

3 жыл бұрын

MARIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️it😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️😂

"I never really believed in divorce." Yeah but apparently you believed whole heatedly in murder....

1:54 that toast line is fire 🔥

@4TLOL

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🍞

“I want to hold you right now Naked” 😩😂🤣 But on a serious note, God and his angels were definitely on his wife’s side. No weapon formed against her could prosper🙌🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Lol, " a transient I called Jerry". That's the biggest giveaway I have ever heard that you're guilty guilty guilty

@lapacesiaconvoi

5 жыл бұрын

how insulting to the prosecutor and jury's intelligence. so it was some transient who had a motive to detonate his wife's ignition

@fit_spoonie6760

4 жыл бұрын

That I called Jerry... I was like who says that?....

@TheMadsVolta

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm sounds a lot like “Larry” don’t it

@devodavis6454

4 жыл бұрын

For real! Who TF even says "transient"? It's like he never actually met a homeless person and only heard about them on TV!

@infinitejest441

3 жыл бұрын

Jerry was Larry’s evil other personality 🤡

7:51 "She walked through the shadow of death an came out dancing." That gave me goosebumps! What a strong woman! 🙏🏽

the mistress that keeps talking about "making things right" "that's not right, that's our place" is a selfish homewrecker. what a horrible human being.

Love the strong daughter

@lapacesiaconvoi

5 жыл бұрын

thank God she still has her precious mother.

"Life is like dry brown toast without you" omg omg I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂🤣😩

@MM-ty6cu

4 жыл бұрын

@Rabia Khan that made me laugh lol

If you had just left you'd be free right now.

I went to high school with the son and remember having a lockdown because after this happened a package was sent to him at the school. It ended up being party supplies but we were on lockdown all day and we were sent home early. Crazzzyy I’m seeing this years later on a KZread crime binge.

It sounds cold? What about attempted murder? Isn't that cold? I don't believe in divorce but I do believe in murder

He said he does not believe in divorce but taking Gods name in vain, adultery, lying, coveting, and uh murderare all with in his moral code😳

He believed in murder, but not divorce. What kind of psychopath things like that?

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

The kind that will feel at home in prison.

@seankeogh9879

9 ай бұрын

The new Christianity nowadays.,

"a transient I call Jerry". Meaning he's a character I made up and named Jerry. What do other people call him?!

This adds a whole new meaning to "blowing things out of proportion 😅👍

this guy was actually one of my bunkies when we were locked up when he was going to trial on this case I didn't know to what extent his case was because he would never talk about it he truly does live a double life preach Bible study got me back in the word and everything and now I see this and man this guy is something else

@llisamichele

5 жыл бұрын

The Devil has many faces my friend its easy to be fooled ! I understand I've been fooled myself by a few! LISA 🌻 MYRTLE BEACH SC 🌴🇱🇷

@noneofyourbusiness302

5 жыл бұрын

Damien, maybe he was trying to get his heart right with Almighty God! 🤔🙏😇

@jenniferlawrence9473

5 жыл бұрын

@@llisamichele There is no 'devil.' Evolve.

@lapacesiaconvoi

5 жыл бұрын

i hope you've kept the faith and lost that pastor.

@llisamichele

5 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferlawrence9473 I'm praying for you Jennifer the Devil is amongst us ... I'm not a Bible thumper but this is what I BELIEVE and I respect the fact you believe it's just daisy and roses out in this World.

Thank god she survived! God had bigger plans for her! Blessings to this new chapter in her life

Husband tried to murder her he looks like a liar and a con man

I can’t tell ya how much I love it when they not only tell us the mistress name but show us her face & prove that she knew he was married.

Stop saying these men “love” their mistresses. They don’t love ANYONE. Psychopaths live in an alternate universe. A fantasy world. They are completely disconnected from empathy, even for their own children. MEDIA, STOP HUMANIZING THESE MONSTERS!!!

Never been divorced (or murdered 😐) but I think its safe to say divorce is easier than murder .....

After watching a similar news story long before our divorce, my ex-husband and I half-jokingly but 100% earnestly promised to just leave rather than go to the trouble of murder if we were ever unhappy enough.

What a sick man he should get a long time in jail

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

@Wayne Kenney Jr bout as long as possible

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

@Wayne Kenney Jr I'll give him a break of his neck alright smh

Moment of silence for the men and women who didn't make it out alive of their violent partnerships :( bless this family ♡

Fyi: when the normalcy set in he would have killed LeAnn next...

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@vegvixxxen829

4 жыл бұрын

then he would have been looking for some new butter for that toast lmao

@janetspell1396

4 жыл бұрын

Veg Vixxxen lol..good one!

I shed a tear watching this. May Connie live happily despite what happened to her.

@infinitejest441

2 жыл бұрын

And may Larry be miserable for the rest of his.

I have never been so fucking happy and pumped about how amazing this case was against him. He tried to literally obliterate his wife and nearly did, cheated on her, took photos to send to his mistress (no blame on her) while Connie was literally sitting in the hospital bed! And for the bastard to get life in prison? Amazing.

Any mistress who thinks they're special, think again. If they had divorced and all went well, I guarantee he be in bed with the wife after a year or 2. Remember the old saying "Once a cheat, always a cheat"

wow Praise be to God dat dis lady survived...... wat a miracle

@fionagregory7936

5 жыл бұрын

why did god allow it in the first place eh?

@SeekSeekerMaster

4 жыл бұрын

@@fionagregory7936 Why did god create your sorry ass? To be ignorant by choice.

LeAnn you have no business messing around with a married man, No class and Connie much more attractive..

Lmaooo wow those readings are cringy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Look bro if u are so in love to wear there’s 100 texts a day then just go be with her! Wow

@devinAWOL

4 жыл бұрын

Divorce is expensive , alimony is a bitch too

@ahmadfarzad5939

4 жыл бұрын

Lol WEAR

CONNIE HOAGLAND IS THE BRAVEST !......

SHES IS A CONQUERER & OVERCOMER!!.. (more than a survivor)!

@lisafleming9603

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment!

It’s beautiful to see her daughter stand by her side the way she did!

"Life is like a dry brown toast without you"what a horrible line 😂

@melesefesi6955

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His morals kept him from believing in divorce yet he felt comfortable attempting to commit murder.. Wow both women should consider themselves lucky to be without him.

Connie this is heartbreaking. God bless you and your beautiful daughters.

I spat out my coffee when I heard "life is like dry brown toast w/out you" LMFAO who TF says that? 😂💀

you never know somebody. trust no one

@fionagregory7936

5 жыл бұрын

I already don't

@lapacesiaconvoi

5 жыл бұрын

): right

What's wrong with dry brown bread?

@sfletch3042

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing! I love it

"Life with out you is like dry brown toast" you mean the dankest part of a salad

You don't believe in divorce but you believe in Murder 🤔🤔🤔

His hospital selfie is priceless

I've GOT to find the full episode of this guy getting interviewed... It's AMAZING

I saw 2 stories with a Hoagland as the criminal just today. Richard Hoagland & Larry Hoagland Are they brothers?

@nursedee6791

4 жыл бұрын

T_ G_ I was wondering. If so, they’re both messed up

Wow what a pathetic messed up man. He better start owning up to what he did and stop being in denial and lying. It's obvious he did this and all those pics he took in the hospital with the wife he tried to kill is just... wow. This guy is disgusting.

"all the love we shared in our bed"' cheesy gross Leanne.

It’s sad the kind of men that women will put up with... I guarantee you both of these women saw cracks in this lunatic’s facade and just ignored them “for love” 🤢🤮

Murder is better than divorce? Wow, your morals are amazing!

I just love it when a plan comes together!!!! Lovely old chap have some fun while your there!!!!! Hahaha!! 😁😁😁

Wow, crazy story.

Larry and Leanne look like brother and sister life is like a dry piece of toast I'm done

"Jerry" ?? U mean larry.. guilty..

You mess with a married man... Mega MESS🤮🤯

Life is like dried brown toast without you -Edgar Allen Poe

0:11 that's really beautiful trees!, never seen those kinda trees before, goosh! :O

What does it mean “I was less than honest?”

@NotAnotherKuromi

5 жыл бұрын

Aka a liar.

@janicejanisjan

4 жыл бұрын

I lied.

The daughter said exactly right! God bless the mother daughter family.

I don't know what's more embarrassing. Listening to the cheesy tones of the male and female voice actor reading those lame texts or the texts themselves! -the Troll

I watched a video with a guy named Richard Hoagland before this one so I thought it was the same guy it had me shook for a second 😂

Every time a crime show reveals lover's personal texts it is so cringey and makes me so uncomfortable. I feel physically nauseated by all of the flirting, the pet names, the expressions of love, the sexual innuendos/explicitness. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤪😵😵😵😱😱

@tofrom2238

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I think Larry’s mistress is the cause of Larry’s downfall! After her own divorce, she sought him out and wrecked his marriage! If she has not tried to reconnect with Larry, none of this will happen! 😣

@christinevillanueva54

10 ай бұрын

I agree, it's easy to seduce some men, especially after being married long time.

No no now Larry has bubba to cuddle with,Oh Larry YOU HAVE BUBBA TO HOLD YOU NOW!🤣

Connie ended up with everything. Awesome 👏🏻

Why do the reporters talk like if we are so stupid that they have to repeat the phrases said by the interviewees

Hahaha a transient named Jerry!!!! I am always saying that my twin brother, Jerry, elbowed me so that he could get out first, my twin is always saying that my foot was in his back causing back problems.... but now I might have to change my story. LOL

Ugh the cornball text between them are cringey.

😂😂 "Dry Brown Toast Without You"

@Feedingcrowsmedia

4 жыл бұрын

😳😢😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Life is like dry brown toast without you." Real original.

@vivians9392

3 жыл бұрын

That's what they should feed him in jail for life...dry brown toast.

@bigkinnybass

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivians9392, add some fecal matter and we're good.

Those voice actors for the text messages! 🤣🤣🤣

He didn't believe in divorce but he did believe in murder. He didn't believe in divorce because he wanted to hold on to all his money.

That “dry brown toast” line runs deep

@plainjane457

4 жыл бұрын

How?

The narrators had me HOLLERING 🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜🙊🙊🙊😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️

You’re a badass woman Connie!

Those text messages make me weak. I am still laughing.

lols to the text msg's.....these Crome shows have taught me that its ok to file for a divorce

I hope Connie found a wonderful man who adores her and her kids. ❤

Oh I don't believe in divorce BUT I believe in murder

Those conversations 😂

Life is like dried brown toast without you

"It sounds so cold." HEY man! You are cold!!

The text messages🤣.

Jerry the transient gave me his number too. And now my wife's afraid of her car.

“It sounds cold... It sounds cowardly” Ehhhh yeah, that’s cuz it *was* lol

This quote says it all "Animals good...People Shitty" I am no longer surprised by anything that anyone does, it really is only a matter of time before we screw it all up beyond being able to fix it.

@infinitejest441

3 жыл бұрын

I think it has happened. 🦠