"humans aren't stupid enough to visit a place where the bodies of dead people are used as trail markers!" Mount Everest: Yeah, you see, about that....

@nymphaeacea

2 жыл бұрын

rip green boots

@georgeharrisonfricklas7927

2 жыл бұрын

@@nymphaeacea the CCP mysteriously removing green boots and his brother from everest is one of the few good things they've done.

@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368

2 жыл бұрын

F In the replies for George Mallory

@kuma788

2 жыл бұрын

@@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368 F

@captainskippy4560

2 жыл бұрын

F

"98.6 degrees, and 100% humidity." Ah, Florida.

@robo-joe6111

2 жыл бұрын

I love how know one realizes that the humidity percentage is how much of the air is water so this means it’s underwater. But yeah, I work in a warehouse in Georgia and I wholeheartedly agree Update: thanks to everyone who has helped learn what humidity actually is because I was misinformed in school.

@apocalypticool9043

2 жыл бұрын

@@robo-joe6111 Humity is how much water the air can hold, so 100% humidity means that the air cannot hold anymore water.

@bingdinggold1877

2 жыл бұрын

I hate super hot days but when the humidity is high i can BARELY STAND to be outside lol. Its so muggy and im not even in Florida

@truebornseeker9767

2 жыл бұрын

Thats just fucking swimming at that point

@EyeOfSandwich

2 жыл бұрын

That's what it's like in Ireland at the min and everyone is slowly suffocating 😅

>comes to Earth >takes a nap >wakes up only to realize that a bunch of weird, microscopic monkeys have built a national park inside your mouth >park collapses >vomits >goes back to sleep

@trickstarphoenix8413

4 ай бұрын

>no further elaboration

@rowanjones5562

4 ай бұрын

Not only all of that, but they pumped it full of drugs to get it to go back to sleep, it coughed, puked, moved its arm so it wasn't lying on it and fell back asleep high off its gourd. So a good lazy sunday morning.

@liammitchell2540

2 ай бұрын

@@rowanjones5562we should all be so lucky

@SurvivorPrepper1776

Ай бұрын

Humans are not Monkeys and this creature is not an extraterrestrial.

@minimalbstolerance8113

Ай бұрын

@SurvivorPrepper1776 True... Humans are much less smart than monkeys. Monkeys wouldn't be dumb enough to build a theme park in a giant monster's guts, do I really need to provide any more evidence than that?

The creepiest part of this is how children are naturally frightened of going into the pit and how the corporation had to put so much effort into making seem OK.

@6Six6Six6Bruh

6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the auto industry

@artimus4198

6 ай бұрын

@@6Six6Six6Bruhthat’s actually a great observation, +5 ration units

@humanbean4037

5 ай бұрын

@@6Six6Six6BruhI guess it didn’t work on me ;-;

@Sing_A_Rebel_Song

5 ай бұрын

Eh not that scary, sounds pretty normal

@prestocatronium

5 ай бұрын

@@Sing_A_Rebel_Song sorry what about mfp national park is normal?

"Hey guys we found a giant lovecraftian monster that we have no hope of ever comprehending or understanding." "Okay but how do we market it?"

@jacobfike3697

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly malevolent corporate bullshit is the perfect thing to add onto Lovecraftian horror

@masqueraderedacted5826

2 жыл бұрын

✨Capitalism✨

@msobota4080

2 жыл бұрын

@@masqueraderedacted5826 the Soviets would have done a similar thing lmao, they would have used it for scientific propaganda or to scare US Christians somehow

@masqueraderedacted5826

2 жыл бұрын

@@msobota4080 I wouldn't be surprised, but technically the Soviet Union wasn't actually communist. Communism has never been implemented in any country.

@proffesionalweredog7426

2 жыл бұрын

@@msobota4080 capitalism bad

horrific flesh pit: "i sleep" 13 dollar bottle of water: "real shit?"

@buggi_zak

2 жыл бұрын

Real shit.

@evagineer9165

2 жыл бұрын

@@buggi_zak 15 dolla 0.5 liter wata battal

@At0micWh1skey

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably the most realistic part out of all of this

@Bobbies1

2 жыл бұрын

That's bullshit, water bottles are usually 17 dollars

@pixellordm8780

2 жыл бұрын

Better be some high grade water, from the fuckin abomination or someshit, 13 dollars for a half litre is a scam and is infinitely worse than anything in the creature

Can you imagine humans coming across like prints or something of this ARG a few hundred years down the road, and being absolutely terrified trying to figure if this is real.

@InedibleMuffin

9 ай бұрын

We need to print out the brochures and hide them in random places

@RetroVoiceWasTaken

7 ай бұрын

That would actually be amazing

@Kashmerega-fs1vg

7 ай бұрын

I want a Time Machine now

@RiteshSingh-po7tm

7 ай бұрын

this is how mythology works

@CharlesDantonio3

6 ай бұрын

brb gonna get the brochures etched onto tiles and throw them into a bog

Imagine you're taking a nap and suddenly you cough after what you think is accidentally inhaling some spit, and then realize you can't close your mouth and then suddenly you puke. All this while you're still groggy af because you were just sleeping.

@LizLuvsCupcakes

5 ай бұрын

Honestly, it would be easy for me to assume I was dreaming, shift my position a little, and go back to sleep.

@SemicolonExpected

5 ай бұрын

@@LizLuvsCupcakes After throwing up?

@LizLuvsCupcakes

5 ай бұрын

@@SemicolonExpected not a lot else to do at that point; the worst is over, nothing to do for it except sleep it off

@liammitchell2540

Ай бұрын

And drugged, don’t forget drugged

@AndorRadnai

16 күн бұрын

And are pumped full of hard drugs by some weird new bacteria… But the audiobook is so good, you immediately fall back asleep.

Fun fact: mastication means chewing. Chewing. Those poor bastards were caught between some sort of teeth down there.

@LunarJaguar

2 жыл бұрын

yuuuuuuuuuuuuup

@NikiValentine

2 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck! That makes it SO MUCH WORSE

@bonnerin0

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp??

@JohnJohnson-jr6hp

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonnerin0 1:01:43 "Radio contact established with ranger vehicle trapped within 'Oyster's Shame'. Due to ventricle closure, no feasible rescue strategy can be developed before complete mastication occurs."

@kimarna

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnJohnson-jr6hp it's a crop like in birbs/lizards most likely. A chamber before the true stomach, filled with rocks to mash food up instead of teeth.

“So Jimmy where did you go for spring break?” “I went to see the m e l t e d c l o w n o r b”

@XwX1001

2 жыл бұрын

*"N I C E ."*

@dragonsoup8798

2 жыл бұрын

This comment made me audibly wheeze

@Joshdoingthings1

8 ай бұрын

Welcome to my club of screenshotted funnt comments. It’s very exclusive, you should be proud to get in here.

@quinlanreed7162

20 күн бұрын

@@Joshdoingthings1We should kiss.

@F4PhantomGaming

17 күн бұрын

@@quinlanreed7162 bros tryna get a free pass 💀

The 70s and 80s were wild times. You never hear about a person from the 1950s or 1990s digging up a giant Lovecraftian horror to turn into a themepark.

@Protoa-Ash-and-Arc

6 ай бұрын

What about the 60s?

@zillaplayz2753

5 ай бұрын

​@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcwe dont talk about the 60s

@lulashlyn728

5 ай бұрын

@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcthe what?

@HungerGamesFan88

4 ай бұрын

@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arc operation monarch

@sydneyslaughter7163

4 ай бұрын

True that

Much like deadly incidents in real life, the flesh pit catastrophe was the culmination of many smaller failures and poor decisions snowballing into a disaster greater than the sum of its parts. It all lends a vital touch of believability to an otherwise fantastical event. MFP has excellent immersion and world building in general, and the creator deserves so much props for that.

@williamknight9379

3 ай бұрын

The incident report really has the feeling of nuclear/industrial accident report.

@williamknight9379

3 ай бұрын

The only thing missing is the time getting more and more specific as the accident begins, it usually looks like: "On x day, this system was shut down for maintenance, and left out of service" "8 pm a shift change happened" "10:25 pm power failed" "10:27:35 vibration begins" "10:27:42 the sound of supports failing is heard" "10:27:55 the structure collapses"

@marshy2543

8 күн бұрын

Fr! During the report of the catastrophe, I was thinking about Chernobyl the whole time. Truly an example of humanity's mistakes

Imagine lying down for a nap, and then you get a really bad stomach ache. And you wake up, and ants have just made little tiny mounds all over your back and are actively crawling in your mouth and down your throat. I have leveled up and unlocked: *A new Nightmare*

@danielzakgaim2764

2 жыл бұрын

Ants are too big. I'd say single-celled bacteria is more accurate.

@Skeletoonz

2 жыл бұрын

*Imagine a green ooze of bacteria pouring into your mouth*

@androidmk5987

2 жыл бұрын

Yay I can choke and cause a mass ant tragedy

@headphonegirl21amm93

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that creature was the real victim

@mayav927

2 жыл бұрын

I hate you for this

“Dad how did you meet mom?” “Well son I met her in the flesh pit thermal springs”

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine knowing someone in your family or friends circle who went to an orgy at the mystery flesh pit…imagine your SO cheated on you by diving in the pit! Smh

@P-C-Principle

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna go below the yellow line

@anonymouswhite7957

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User if your SO cheated on you in the springs, then they are not your SO anymore. With family you could gain new family “members”, your friends can get new spouses. The amniotic fluid is not only an aphrodisiac, it is also a very powerful tool to bond people after the “action”. If only it isn’t highly addictive and gives people withdrawal, it would be the next big thing in finding life partner

@DerNomade1871

2 жыл бұрын

"Saved her from the wildlife that day, that night how we conceived you in the fondue"

@rystalvitt

2 жыл бұрын

You did what to moms what?!

The 38 people returning to the Pit is a lot more tragic than sinister actually. According to Trevor's QnA from November 2021 they were just survivors who rushed back to desperately search for loved ones and friends who were still trapped (and likely already dead) in the Pit. That's something I like about the disaster. Ultimately the monster didn't really do anything wrong or malicious. The 2007 tragedy was all our own fault. It choked on water pouring into its lungs because our equipment failed, then got sick and threw up because we filled it drugs to make it stop coughing. None of which would've happened if park management hadn't extended operating hours. All those people died because of human error, not the Lovecraftian horror beneath the Earth.

watching this 2 years later and the horror of 13$ for a water bottle didnt even faze me...

@scheroxon7589

3 ай бұрын

Yea man I think we timetravelers are immune to that

@user-yz4ic2up2e

Ай бұрын

Yeah…

@My3lilmonsters

Ай бұрын

Lmfao this is too real!

That price gouged water becomes even more egregious when you find that, in one of the poster, there's a note that warns guests to drink more water as the pit is "known to leech water from guests".

@melvin2313

2 жыл бұрын

There’s another notice where they tell you not to bring outside food and water. It figures they force you to throw away your water as you enter the park gates just like any other park that will require you to walk long distances. People are going to be forced to buy inflated waters. *sigh*

@redgunnit

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast there's all this cheap, healthy, Coke Heartthrob!

@trevors.5922

2 жыл бұрын

Or the fact thats scientifically impossible if theres no contact with the skin haha.Just a marketing scam

@bruh3457

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevors.5922 hey, buddy, its also scientifically impossible to have a giant flesh pit in the ground. Scientific impossibility kinda went out the window

@thesis_gaia7960

2 жыл бұрын

Well, if they are walking in the flesh, they kinda have some sort of contact with it, so it's possible right?

This is so fun, the immediate reaction is always "Why would people EVER go near that for fun" People go to see the acidic lakes in Yellowstone, camp in bear and cougar infested forests, go cave exploring where dozens have tragically died in horrific ways Humans ARE space orks

@zeallust8542

2 жыл бұрын

Bro if there was a flesh pit irl id definitely be visiting it.

@notmocka

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeallust8542 duuude me too but people call me weird

@melmentomori

2 жыл бұрын

Also Mt Everest which is one of the biggest bucket list goals ever, a mountain which literally uses ETERNALLY FROZEN HUMAN BODIES AS LANDMARKS DURING THE HIKE

@birdie394

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit a fellow Humans Are Space Orcs fan! first one i've seen yet...

@arieson7715

2 жыл бұрын

Well, if you didn't know people have guns to shoot bears and cougars. And I hate when people use 'people' as if every fucker wants to go spelunking through the deepest caves in the world.

I like the reason things went wrong sound like something completely realistic. Marketing/customer service folks allowing people to stay in the park after hours, trying to do the whole "customer is always right" thing but not aware of security or engineering aspects that make it dangerous, while you have more work crews on the other side trying to make numbers and unaware that there's already a power strain. Classic case of the left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing, and is more realistic then some CEO purposely risking lives for a few more bucks.

@hotpocketsat2am

4 ай бұрын

i mean both are pretty damn realiistic fuck CEOs lol

42:02 yo the "petting zoo with the declawed lobsters" is a fuckin crazy sentence bro

I'd love to see a fake documentary of this concept. Victims with slightly healed digestion wounds, footage of the inside as it collapses, acted out footage of events they couldn't capture such as the calcified performers, etc.

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan

2 жыл бұрын

imagine one of the testimonies being from one of the brains connected to a computer, and before the camera crew walks in you could see lines upon lines of "kill me" getting frantically deleted by its caretaker

@deltap6967

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan stop

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan

2 жыл бұрын

@@deltap6967 :)

@neegas3490

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan so good!!

@diegorincon4673

2 жыл бұрын

I love pseudo documentaries. This one would certainly be excellent.

What if we kissed in the giant eldritch abomination?

@capybara5879

Жыл бұрын

well the fact you said there is a roblox game about it 1 hour later means that you finna get banned

@tylerparsons2564

Жыл бұрын

Teehee

@cawsomeaolin

Жыл бұрын

@@capybara5879 how does that make sense at all

@capybara5879

Жыл бұрын

@@cawsomeaolin because yes

@cawsomeaolin

Жыл бұрын

@@capybara5879 ok

About halfway through reading his page on it, I decided I felt worse for the Pit than the people who went in there. Even if the individual tunneling was relatively tiny, imagine all of these basically parasites digging bits out of you, putting stuff in you and even doing the deed inside you. Not fun

@MrKarma-dp8ud

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, its basically like we’re Mono to this creature; we gave it pneumonia (the rain going into the lungs), made it cough, gave it a sore throat (visitor center is the ‘frog in the throat’ and the poles, as well as mining being general pain), and even made the thing puke

@AngelC4K3

7 ай бұрын

I hate to tell you this, but there are probably teeny tiny little organisms doing the deed on/in you while you read this...

@angstgremlin7177

6 ай бұрын

I think it’s interesting because that IS what’s happens inside of us. I believe most if not all microorganisms inside of us reproduce asexually but they still do that. We have bacteria eating our teeth every day and bacteria inside of our body digging around as they do. They were simply advanced capitalist bacteria that gave the guy a cold

@Redd7206

6 ай бұрын

@@MrKarma-dp8ud :( Poor baby

@-psilo-9071

6 ай бұрын

bro, just snoozing. He doesn't care 😂

I think the vibe of “big smart words” really pulls it together because almost all of those words just so happen to be used in biology and geology, and the mesh together is kinda weird with the vibe that “this is entirely possible”. Trevor did a good job at making the geobiology sound REALLY REALLY REAL

Everyone's saying how this would make a great survival horror game but I really want a management sim. Try to keep investors, corporate, the government, workers and guests happy while having as few horrific deaths as possible.

@pawepawe4854

Жыл бұрын

Or more PR based with as much deaths as possible with people still going there

@doctorjay8673

Жыл бұрын

Mystery Flesh Pit Tycoon

@RIOT_RIOT_RIOT

Жыл бұрын

genius

@ladykoiwolfe

Жыл бұрын

Having as few "known" horrific deaths as possible. And make a point of turning the ones you can't avoid becoming public knowledge into "lessons about why visitors need to listen to you".

@drpavel_

Жыл бұрын

@@ladykoiwolfe Now we're talking

Another note on how massive this thing is: it takes six months to inhale and six months to exhale. Visitors were only allowed in the "lung" structures during Winter and Spring during its "inhale" cycle.

@queenfree85

Жыл бұрын

this terrifies me more than anything in the entire 1hr 16 and a half minute video Wendi made... 😳

@mintsmooth860

Жыл бұрын

how did it cough, choke and vomit in like 10 minutes then?

@nyx4506

Жыл бұрын

@@mintsmooth860 I have no idea, that's just what it says on the blog 😅

@raridino600

Жыл бұрын

@@mintsmooth860 it was asleep beforehand, and considering how large it is, probably has faster responses to things like drowning or poisoning (a little water in one’s lungs is really not good)

@ButterflyScarlet

Жыл бұрын

​@@mintsmooth860breathing while asleep is comparatively quite slow. The heart rate can dip to 40bpm. Coughing however is a rapid, involuntary set of muscle spasms. The fact that it took that long to cough, when a regular human takes like a second, is already a huge deal

I ran a dnd one shot with this as an inspiration. The pit was a giant slumbering god of madness and the mining companies were collecting a gas that would let you have vivid completely lucid dreams when inhaled, but slowly allow the creature to influence your thoughts.

I watched Markiplier play the game based on this, and literally half of the comments on that video were people saying “I learned about this from Wendigoon’s video!” Had to come check him out, great video!

@izzymyall291

10 ай бұрын

same here!! i love this lore!

@m.c.gaming4654

10 ай бұрын

OG views of wendigoon tho 😏

@isabellehall9217

10 ай бұрын

Me too!

@Dragnbreth294

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, watched this around the beginning of the year and absolutely had to come back to get a knowledge refresh 😅

@fushiushi

8 ай бұрын

What was the game’s name? Idk what video it is but I’d like to watch it! I love Markiplier and would love to see his opinion on this thing

To be fair, if people built an entire giant shopping mall inside me, filmed freaking...adult funtimes films inside of me and sold them in the gift shop of said mall, AND named parts of my anatomy things like "God's Mistake"...I'd be kinda pissed off too!

@DarwinskiYT

2 жыл бұрын

I’d love that

@floreroafloreril1458

2 жыл бұрын

You have to agree that naming something "God's Mistake" is an incredibly ominous and -imponent- imposing name (?

@markdaniels1839

2 жыл бұрын

@@floreroafloreril1458 unless it's the pelvic area

@RowFive

2 жыл бұрын

I'd think it's pretty funny ngl

@darraghmckenna5277

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest they were also mining into it that might have had something to do with it to.

The true horror is the commercialization of the pit. It's so fucking unnerving to imagine how there's absolutely just a mcdonalds there

@gnewhall4116

2 жыл бұрын

cheeseburger

@popsicIes

2 жыл бұрын

the meat is certainly fresh!

@Araneus21

2 жыл бұрын

assertive enterpreneurship at it's finest... if something exists, there will always be someone willing to make a profit on it, be it malignant cancer, tapeworm eggs, 4000 year old mummies or corpse juice.

@yarn7733

2 жыл бұрын

At least they dont have to buy meat

@drneotech7254

2 жыл бұрын

makes you wonder where the patties come from

This also works as a horror story for giant flesh pits, as they have to worry about their body being used commercially as a tourist attraction and hundreds of people every day exploring through their insides, taking parts of them as souvenirs and to use for themselves, and ultimately having no control over what these hoards of people do inside of them and how they treat the various parts of them that are keeping them alive

Cant stop thinking of a Jurasic Park-like movie based on this. Its go so much material and heart poured into this world. Im obsessed by this concept

@whyisitsohardtomakeahandle

10 ай бұрын

I'm literally in fire

@Godzillafan78

17 күн бұрын

@@whyisitsohardtomakeahandleman that’s crazy you should probably cool yourself off using the massive abomination in Texas

The fact that a company taking advantage of a giant lovecraftian horror pit would totally have a Chili's, tracks.

@henotic.essence

2 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say they really felt God in that Chili's 🤣

@joshuarasmussen5679

2 жыл бұрын

Those would be giant baby back ribs... I want my cuthul...cuthul....CUGHULU BABY BACK RIBS....BLOODY GORE SAuuccceee.....

@Phantomsangel

2 жыл бұрын

It said 'chilis too' and i thought it was like a sequel resturant lol

@captain_dsz6049

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phantomsangel actually same tho

@inarieon8531

2 жыл бұрын

I want my BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK

I can just imagine god damn “I was created in the mystery flesh pit thermal springs” baby outfits in the many gift shops they have to offer lmao

@panniks9107

Жыл бұрын

"i was conceived inside a creature inside a bigger creature"

@ghristophermyers666

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@FabbrizioPlays

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as the Dashcon Ball Pit baby

@battlepassgaming

Жыл бұрын

@@panniks9107 born in one womb: 🤓🤓🤓 born in 2 wombs: 😎😎😎

@timohara7717

Жыл бұрын

@@panniks9107 inside a n- other creature

My daughter was watching this when I got home from work. She was in the middle somewhere, right before things go...bad. LOL I thought it was a real place, and asked her if she wanted to go. She looked right at me and said NO. I was taken aback, but, you know, whatever, she's a teenager. Then, I started to pay attention. O M G WTF So, I had to watch from the beginning on my own. What a ride. LOL

@LizLuvsCupcakes

5 ай бұрын

Ok but imagine how jarring that must’ve been for your poor kid; they’re just trying to watch a horror video, safe in the knowledge that none of this can hurt them, then their parent shows up and as Sunny as can be, asks if you want to go into the flesh pit.

@GizzyDillespee

5 ай бұрын

Don't you want to see where you were conceived, dear?

I would love an HBO mini-series that was like a faux documentary/expose of the history of the Mystery Flesh Pit encompassing the whole story so far.

Things like this are proof that Hollywood isn't out of ideas. People are just scared to take a risk.

@trippy0752

2 жыл бұрын

Or don't have the funding?

@JBob08

2 жыл бұрын

@@trippy0752 that kind of aligns with what I'm saying. People are scared to back a project like this because it wouldn't be a "safe" bet.

@trippy0752

2 жыл бұрын

I wish they were more courageous, it's like how scp articles could make the perfect shows or even full length films and yet no one even tries to adapt them

@ssharkbait

2 жыл бұрын

@@trippy0752 it may happen eventually. People do adapt them into games and short films right now so it’s headed into that direction. We saw a few Creepypasta get a TV adaption and (not the best examples narratively, but still something that started online) Slender Man and Five Nights at Freddys have become mainstream and made into movies. We’ve even seen viral Twitter threads adapted. TVs shows and musical artists have started using the ARG/unfiction format to advertise. Hollywood has started looking more and more into internet creations for ideas. I think it’s only a matter of time before it becomes the norm to adapt internet stories, creations, and other viral media.

@riotbreaker3506

2 жыл бұрын

I don't agree with that semtiment, some movies are just easy cash, then you have movies like Lamb or Underwater, at least recently.

Reading phrases like "broken philosophy" and "god's mistake" on lists of national park attractions is both hilarious and horrifying

@strawberrylotlizard

2 жыл бұрын

I have to know what gods mistake was lol

@Dwendele

2 жыл бұрын

What was the other one? Oysters Horror? 😂😂 Sorry but I got a 💦 vibe off that

@MrSnuggles3000

2 жыл бұрын

I though gods mistake was from Gemini entertainment

@viktortanev2686

2 жыл бұрын

@@strawberrylotlizard The more i live the more i belive it's Us :)

@doctorjay8673

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSnuggles3000 I believe that's Nature's Mockery

At first you'd think no one would visit that place but then I remember how loads of influencers went into chernobyl. So yeah people would definitely go to the flesh pit

I like that the first event on the timeline mentions a 4th of July concert and fireworks display that had to be canceled because of rain. Curious as to whether that would've been fortuitous or not. I imagine loud music and fireworks would have been just as dangerous and problematic but thats the point of this story. The hubris of humanity in the face of cosmic horror

Fun fact: The reason those clowns fell into the pit is because they were doing a tightrope routine over it. Just outright asking for it.

@dartboardbaby

2 жыл бұрын

That’s terrifying

@BillyShamsReal

2 жыл бұрын

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@Salterisks

2 жыл бұрын

@@BillyShamsReal fourty five more of those and you got the whole circus clown chymus

@jeffmanbrawler

2 жыл бұрын

Yo they are literally supposed to have nets under tight ropes they literally were asking for it

"You could be eat alive." "This is bad." "But you could enjoy the libido-pools" "This is good."

@opsoc777

2 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn’t risk their life to try the worlds first real aphrodisiac?

@es0teric76

2 жыл бұрын

@@opsoc777 there are plenty of real life aphrodisiacs lol

@opsoc777

2 жыл бұрын

@@es0teric76 From what I’ve read most of them were close to placebo, and had very inconsistent effects from person to person. There were a couple compounds that looked hopeful but are unresearched, and other than that just amphetamines, which come with a bunch of nasty effects.

@wormswithteeth

2 жыл бұрын

But you get a free scoop of frozen yogurt.

@huehuecoyotl3313

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma male grindset

I'm getting strong Made In Abyss vibes from this. It's so impressive to see such fleshed out worldbuilding

@TheGirlInFandomWorld

8 ай бұрын

Pun not intended, I presume

@arrhenninx4295

7 ай бұрын

After watching the Video Im so convinced that Made in Abyss is at least partially based on the Mystery Flesh Pit

@doom_371blahblah5

6 ай бұрын

Ayyy 😎

@akiradkcn

5 ай бұрын

​@@arrhenninx4295the other way around

@kya_spectre

5 ай бұрын

@@arrhenninx4295 made in abyss was written several years before the mystery flesh pit, so i think it's the other way around.

you have this southern accent that comes out every once in a while and it really added to this whole experience, especially when you read letters/notes, very immersive 10/10

Giant flesh monster: exists Wendigoon: "13 Dollars for bottled water?!"

@kaylarodrigues7892

2 жыл бұрын

Price gouging is the true evil of this world

@Trollificusv2

2 жыл бұрын

Giant flesh monster: horrifying $13 bottled water: horrifying

@beaathoney

2 жыл бұрын

I hope that’s because it’s from springs in the park with some of the libdo stuff but it’s probably just tap water

@parks3190

2 жыл бұрын

Giant Flesh Monster: Exists SCP Foundation: WE'VE GOT ONE

@gloomboy3790

2 жыл бұрын

I paid $5 for a bottle of water and that's all I talked about the entire day

Next time give us a jumpscare warning, literally fell out of my chair when I heard the price of water bottles

@mjbarlowe

Жыл бұрын

wait until you go to Yosemite or Yellowstone

@kmomo5697

Жыл бұрын

@@mjbarloweod bless america, where water is a business and somehow a Right at the same time… i think

@cursedjade9585

Жыл бұрын

Not even Disneyland is that cruel

@jokerman9623

Жыл бұрын

​@@kmomo5697you get water for free at restaurants just ask that's the right Bottle water is the business because it comes from mountains or whatever (probably lying)

@cooperminion825

Жыл бұрын

​@@jokerman9623 we all know that it comes from similar faucets as the ones we have in our houses

The fact that the Caddo people's story of sacred medicine water is a legitimate story told by the Caddo people and the creator of the flesh pit ARG wasn't necessarily even referencing it when he first came out on the subreddit is some of the best pieces of storytelling that i've seen in a while

All I’m saying is that “left-for-dead surveyor in a miles-deep Lovecraftian flesh pit filled with terrifying blind creatures that want to kill you” would make for a great survival/FPS game.

@rafaelcalderabebber1198

4 ай бұрын

It already exist, kinda, just trade the flesh for literal living rock and you have almost described Deep Rock Galactic

@Hvision0000

Ай бұрын

LEFT 4 DEAD?1!1?!1?1

@Godzillafan78

17 күн бұрын

@@Hvision0000bro got so excited

This park sounds cool, but I bet it doesn't have a Pirates of the Pancreas ride.

@beaathoney

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is severally underrated

@0okcin605

2 жыл бұрын

😞

@redjxsn8123

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness so freaking good

@awkward_chaos8322

2 жыл бұрын

They probably didn’t tunnel far enough to make one lmfao

@yardstick1851

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but 420

the funniest thing, to me, about this whole thing is that in this universe there is the possibility that a documentary made by Defunctland exists in their world's youtube.

@kreamy12

Жыл бұрын

defunctland, for either april fools or halloween, should 100% cover something like this and act like it was real until the end of the video.

@muticere

Жыл бұрын

I can totally hear “mystery flesh pit national park” in Kevin Purger’s voice.

@ThatWolfWithShades

Жыл бұрын

@@kreamy12 Fascinating Horror did something similar once, treating the Jurassic Park movie like it was a real event.

@lance_with_both_nuts

Жыл бұрын

Oooohhhh, an episode of "Abandoned" would be sick

@KeitieKalopsia

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking Defunctland should find an excuse to make a video about this! Maybe for April Fool’s or something

You had me at "Mystery Fleshpit" After finishing, this is definitely one of the coolest things I've ever heard. I'm 100% behind this becoming a big "fleshed" out universe.

This is one of my comfort videos. I don't know why. I rewatch it every few months, especially if I'm home alone. I think it speaks to how well this story is crafted, and how well Wendi retells it, that it really feels like a tour and review of a real park

@billymccarty9479

Ай бұрын

I live in Dallas and I make trips with my sister to midland every once in a while for business. The biggest thing that intrigued me about this story is the man worked in the oil industry. When we drive towards and into midland, all you can see are oil fields. Don’t know if this adds any credibility to the story?

@aimizonoroff9959

11 күн бұрын

Same for me. This is kind of a special video. It feels like it captures me more than any other video of his. Sad thing is I could never find any video on KZread that gave me the same feeling. I would love the expansion of this lore.

This would have been the perfect 80s horror movie. The corporate cynicism, the bodyhorror, the satire. I could have seen John Carpenter direct this.

@coreym162

2 жыл бұрын

They actually seldom went after corporations in film in the 80's. That's a 90's like with Fight Club and such.

@ABUBBA22

2 жыл бұрын

@@coreym162 I see where you are getting at. But 90s movies like fight club hated corporations and consumerism in general. The 80s on the on the other hand had a weird hard on for the evil MegaCorp like in Robocop, Aliens, Terminator, and Blade Runner. The mining company that controls the flesh pit will fit in perfectly with weyland-yutani and Omnicorp.

@KaladinVegapunk

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's actually a pretty accurate assessment, so a blend of They Lives timeless corporate/political cynicism/the body horror of thing..with some of the satire of big trouble? Carpenters movies always had a cynicism about the Reagan nightmare they lived in, especially NY/LA, starmans like his only optimistic movie Idk though he got incredibly tired of Hollywood after nobody appreciated his movies at the time, maybe it could've been a low budget classic

@thecoldglassofwatershow

2 жыл бұрын

Cronenberg! “In the vein of Scanners and Videodrome” could be the tag line

@dubuyajay9964

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecoldglassofwatershow "From the Director of 'Scanners' and 'Videodrome' comes a deep foray into a world of terror..."

i feel bad for the pit creature. imagine just vibing out and then the bacteria in your body start building an amusement park in your stomach.

@heliveruscalion9124

2 жыл бұрын

i'd be an accommodating host

@llewelynshingler2173

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, you'd be unlikely to notice, unless, they showed up in the wrong place en masse, where you immune system would annihilate them.

@grovulin1504

2 жыл бұрын

That’s close to the plot of an episode of Rick and morty

@itsgrace717

2 жыл бұрын

Tfw you get salmonella

@TheGuindo

2 жыл бұрын

@@llewelynshingler2173 you'd be pretty likely to notice if they built a big metal structure around your jaw to keep you from closing your mouth, like people did with the pit 😨

I gotta respect Wendigoon's commitment here. My man spent hours saying the word "copepod" wrong without once taking the 10 second luxury of looking up how it's pronounced. That's dedication.

I'll be honest, I probably would visit those medicinal healing springs. Now I DEFINITELY wouldn't be going down into the orgy ones, but it sounds like in this world, those springs can actually heal you, and thus I would probably risk things to try and heal my back. It's hard living in perpetual pain day in and day out with medications being the only relief and having to deal with the side effects of them.

I love that despite cosmic horrors and the existence of a dragon the size of a fucking state, the true horror was human negligence driven by profit.

@brandonporter8509

2 жыл бұрын

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

@TheCorrodedMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonporter8509 That gives me Terry Pratchett vibes

@stormmcbeth5744

2 жыл бұрын

You NEED to play Darkest Dungeon

@bastiansaavedra481

2 жыл бұрын

So the usual

@honeybadgerftw2383

2 жыл бұрын

No one like this anymore, we at 666 rn

I imagine everyone's reaction to this was "That sounds horrible and disgusting. Tell me more"

@shentsaceve5642

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@ImstuckincaveplsHELP

2 жыл бұрын

Mine was "im scared as fuck, it gave me nightmare and new fear, tell me more about this"

@poliisi5

2 жыл бұрын

That's me

@supergeeky7529

2 жыл бұрын

very much yes!

@gemujimu

2 жыл бұрын

ññ

Chrystals can have a resonant frequency, basically they make sound at a very precise rate (which is how quartz clocks work, it's super interesting) so my theory is that the contingency measure involved running power through that mineral and it emitted a certain sound probably outside of the human range of hearing that made the creature go into a dormant state again. Could be that the rock came from a mountain or something that got struck by lightning while the "dragon" was in the area.

I love how it seems like no one would actually go to a place like this but then remember that warning like this are the same ones you read before you take pictures of Buffalo and wolves while bathing in hot springs created by magma boiling the water underneath you at Yellowstone. And don’t walk off the path or else you might crack through the ground and fall into boiling water. Oh yeah and sometimes everything catches on fire cause that’s just how trees breed out here. And also sometimes it all floods so severely we have to rebuild everything. And everything smells like rotten food because of the bacterial colonies and sulfur fumes.

it took me all of about 20 seconds to realize that the "disaster" of 2007 is basically triggering the flesh pit's gag reflex

@roguevector1268

2 жыл бұрын

Yea its basically if a human choked on too much water, coughed and threw up a little then smacked their elbow on a table.

@cattibingo

2 жыл бұрын

@@roguevector1268 and someone gave you a shot of drugs

@jocosesonata

2 жыл бұрын

It is dread-inducing how all these deaths and devastation was caused by this thing just coughing and moving a bit.

@Mikeinator_

2 жыл бұрын

@@jocosesonata imagine if the damn thing stood up. It would easily be visible from space.

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mikeinator_ And space only cause earth would probably be fucked by all that mass moving out of the ground at once, making probably thousands of square kilometers of ground collapsing kilometers down On the good side, probably it cant because it must get sustaintment from geothermal means, so getting out of the ground and probably not being able to go back in would just be suicide for it

Imagine being the creature and finding out that humans built a dance club inside of you

@CannonZeroKiryu

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure Adventure Time had an episode about that

@darkside2554

2 жыл бұрын

@@CannonZeroKiryu they did

@roisin33

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats what ibs is for humans, party parasites

@pd4591

2 жыл бұрын

Not even just that. They built FREAKING sex chambers inside it. I would be absolutely outraged

@realdragao6367

2 жыл бұрын

When you're casually sleeping and furless monkeys start building things inside you

I love that some of the biggest details are things like making the accidents that have happened exactly the sort of thing people would do today, like the circus performers doing a tightrope routine over the freaking maw, is precisely the sort of dumb shit people do today. It adds immersion to me since it’s set in a version of real life.

You missed the artist's rendition of what the monster would look like if it werent underground, which is a skyscraper tall starfish with an impenetrable flat shell on top

32:10 Imagine telling your kids you met their mom while you were both bathing inside the hormones of a giant Lovecraftian creature turned into a national park

@sarahni

6 ай бұрын

Our first date was at God's Mistake

@mrlaz9011

6 ай бұрын

"coincidentally, that's where you were also conceived!"

@popump2617

6 ай бұрын

I'd probably brag if I was concieved in a place like that.

@MissAkashiya

5 ай бұрын

@@sarahni in the Q&A section of the website, someone asked if there was a chapel there and apparently there was! People did get married there. So, we meet for our first date, make sweet sweet love, and get married all in the same afternoon!

@LittleIcarus

5 ай бұрын

I would love to see a romcom about that, called smth like “Desires of the Flesh”

rewatching this, the most striking thing is the insanely high levels of dad energy that wendigoon gives off when he gets outraged about the overpriced theme park water bottles

@notsotone846

2 жыл бұрын

"my word"

@TheSlammurai

2 жыл бұрын

No, Wendichild, you can't have a water bottle. Look at those prices.

@bombomos

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Disney. Welcome to Hell.

@Noobethil

2 жыл бұрын

omfg rewatch that bit and notice the hand towels right below the water bottles. "Hand Towel - $22.00 USD when avail." ummm.... when available? oh my the implications.

@scooble_

2 жыл бұрын

Because the price is bullshit

As a Texan, the quote "If you're going into the pit, you better be strapped" is the most Texan thing imaginable.

This may be some of the best world-building lore I've ever heard of. So detailed and so realistic given the scenario. I'm extremely impressed.

Imagine oversleeping a couple hours and realizing a group of bacteria have turned your body into a tourist attraction

@dontforgetyoursunscreen

Жыл бұрын

I would obliterate their civilization leaving nothing behind

@failtronic2646

Жыл бұрын

The fucking flu in a nutshell. Sleep one night with a sore throat and a bit o congestion, next morning I want to die.

@STYLESBYLIFEBEAUTYNMORE

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@joshrichards1131

Жыл бұрын

@@failtronic2646 hmm, so humans are a virus... yep, checks out, spend enough time on tiktok and you come to that conclusion

@sillygoose9791

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what my microbes' favorite brand of food is. It's like Osmosis Jones and the flesh pit is Bill Murray

If i had a nickel for every artist named Trevor who made massively influential horror media, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

@an1m3h

2 жыл бұрын

Lupin da 3

@moody_boos

2 жыл бұрын

I see you’re a man of culture as well ^^

@JustaMallard

2 жыл бұрын

Who would the other be?

@vinilla02

2 жыл бұрын

Trevor Henderson

@boot2470

2 жыл бұрын

Let me guess Henderson

Rewatching this before I watch mark’s playthrough of the game. I’m always so blown away by the scale of this, both the story and the creature

If anyone is curious, the background music is Six Seasons by Unicorn Heads.

@jarenbure1415

2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU

I heard this described once as, you lie down for a nap and when you wake up, ants have built a colony in your lungs, stomach, and bones. Of course you would panic. At the bare minimum, you would start a coughing and trying to expel the ants from your body.

@davidkonevky7372

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that one video of a girl who accidentally drank an ant infested sprite can, eugh

@axolotlsareverycool

Жыл бұрын

That is literally terrifying 💀

@zeuskf62

Жыл бұрын

Shouldn't have slept with an open mouth smh

@starpenguin444

Жыл бұрын

@@davidkonevky7372 i did that a month ago, my friend took my experience and wrote a story about it for school which was pretty cool

@InfiniteGatsu

Жыл бұрын

It's more like if sentient bacteria turned your body into a amusement park

Bruh, this would be the equivalent of an ant colony building their nest inside of your body as you napped. I too would probably be pissed if I woke up to that...

@lawbringermain9942

2 жыл бұрын

ant colonies are massive tho

@87crowhat54

2 жыл бұрын

And without even paying rent

@tophatchaos8142

2 жыл бұрын

@@lawbringermain9942 okay, so maybe tardigrades making an amusement park in your throat

@jamescanjuggle

2 жыл бұрын

isnt that just what bacteria and viruses do when you catch a cold lol

@elenakufta3236

2 жыл бұрын

I mean idk about you but I’m pretty pissed whenever I get a cold XD

It's funny that in your intro, you open with "horror settings that are familiar settings" as like...the vanilla. The start. Because, at least as far as movies go, horror was usually about being a fish out of water. You go to the black lagoon. You go to Dracula's castle. You go somewhere far from home, from which you may not return. Which I feel is intrinsically linked to human curiosity and exploration. HOWEVER, many people cite Night of the Living Dead as one of the first movies to popularize danger closer to home. The horror could happen in small-town america. Domestic terror, probably in response to the likes of Manson. The slasher genre really took this and ran with it. I agree that setting and atmosphere is probably the most important aspect of horror. But I think that it's easier to make something unfamiliar scary, than it is to twist the familiar into being scary. That's why I tend to love stuff like FNAF, or haunted dolls, or corrupted TV stations, or zombie outbreaks. It makes home feel unsafe....(Omg I'm having an emotional breakthrough about my childhood rn)

I love how plausible the writing and scenario is for the incident report. It sounds like every incident report i have ever read. A couple ordinary, but poorly thought out decisions meet with a series of only slightly adverse events in such a way that turn into a cascading shit-show

The creator has since confirmed that the people who crawled back into the pit were attempting to rescue loved ones still inside.

@wywrd_mtnt

Жыл бұрын

oh my god that's so horrifying and sad

@susanafinkbeiner1913

Жыл бұрын

@@wywrd_mtnt fr

@LowIntSpecimen

Жыл бұрын

fuck that's tragic.

@Ultraman950

Жыл бұрын

Unofficial, but it's too good to not mention (and is my personal headcanon): At least some of the people that went back in were addicted to the amniotic fluid and wanted one last fix. (Read that somewhere, I take no credit for it)

@DOKTORPUSZ

Жыл бұрын

Aw that's a shame. I actually think the idea that these people WANT to go back in there makes it far more creepy and mysterious. The idea of people willingly do something that moments ago they were fighting for their lives to avoid is a trope I really like. It raises so many questions about what has happened to their minds and what other forces are at play that are beyond our comprehension. Wanting to go back to rescue loved ones is obviously still horrifying but it's in a more of a real-world tragic kind of way as opposed to an unknowable/incomprehensible horror kind of way. But then maybe this whole thing is better if we just consider it a huge living creature rather than anything supernatural with any kind of psychic abilities or anything. I guess it depends whether you're more interested in "what if we discovered this new huge life form?" vs "What if we discovered a god-like Great Old One style entity that is unfathomably old and utterly alien to us?". I'm a big fan of cosmic horror with supernatural elements, so I'm more drawn to the latter, but both options are still very Lovecraftian so I'm a fan either way.

I love how realistically depicted the accident is. Considering this whole thing is treated like an amusement park of sorts, it makes sense that its downfall would be due to human negligence and not the creature itself. It's like a Defunctland episode but with...meat.

@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando

2 жыл бұрын

And blood, god how it bleeds

@julesking1303

2 жыл бұрын

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando imagine amusement park selfies of visitors covered in that cave blood **eeugh**

@sweetsummarain

2 жыл бұрын

Man, petition for Kevin to make a April Fool's video about the Fleshpit for Defunctland!

@NuIIxiety

2 жыл бұрын

I love how it's real

@etowno5708

2 жыл бұрын

this actually happened though right? I thought I remember people talking about this happening around 2007

I love ur editor because 56:13 really has me weeping, they even identified the notes

34:02 gods mistake is an unbelievably hard ass name

This place needs a Defucntland style mockumentary about this park OMG.

@redjxsn8123

2 жыл бұрын

Dude i love you for saying that

@papadong8100

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg yes!!!!

@JBob08

2 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes

@alexaguilar2678

2 жыл бұрын

I love you for saying that, you’re a legend

@lariozavc7828

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

i love fictional “monster” names that are just “hey this thing sucks and we hate it” like natures mockery or amorphous shame

@-PNGMAFIA-

Жыл бұрын

god's mistake

@StardustCorvid

Жыл бұрын

I see nature's mockery and just think of GHE, lol

@akirathewildcard9625

11 ай бұрын

Nature's unwanted child

@billiejeanslover8929

11 ай бұрын

Broken philosophy

@akirathewildcard9625

11 ай бұрын

@@billiejeanslover8929 no thats just one of the activities not the monster names

God I haven't heard anyone speak of this place in so long. In 86, our graduating class went there. Thank God I was 18 at the time. I met my wife there.

@Godzillafan78

17 күн бұрын

Please don’t say you went to the orgy spring

2 years ago: "We are now around 430k subs." At time of comment: 3.04M subs Congrats, mate.

Imagine getting a letter that said “it bleeds. God, how it bleeds”

@dracothewarrior4316

Жыл бұрын

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

@robbierootbeer8056

Жыл бұрын

If I got a letter that read that I'd be like "put that shit the fuck back and never think about it again."

@ariaBOO

Жыл бұрын

if it was real in today’s time, the military would probably want to weaponize it or turn it into a government base. MERICA 🤪✊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥

@dwightd.eisenhower2031

Жыл бұрын

@@ariaBOO unfunny trans person

What's really horrific to me is that, given the timing, location, and content, I definitely would've died in that accident cause I would probably be there for some kind of Boy Scout trip trying to earn my Flesh Pit Merit Badge

@yamman225

Жыл бұрын

i think most of us would 😂

@koalabro6118

Жыл бұрын

Only if you hadn't earned your Emergency Preparedness merit badge. Imagine the Mystery Flesh Pit merit badge being Eagle Required.

@theoleadfoot2864

Жыл бұрын

@@koalabro6118 dude it would be like swimming, biking, or mystery flesh pit is required for eagle lol

@speckled_crow

Жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT LMAOOO

@Everettalla

Жыл бұрын

That’s better than graduating

The idea of going into a *living* creature and treating its body like an amusement park is pretty disturbing. On the other hand, I’m literally imagining this thing to be like the Alaskan Bullworm from SpongeBob, and how Sandy just casually strolled in. It makes it *slightly* less creepy 😂

For those just discovering the Mystery Flesh Pit - it has since become a highly successful Kickstarter for a DnD/Cypher system campaign setting.

This would make for an incredible movie, like a fake documentary of sorts

@youtubeSuckssNow

2 жыл бұрын

Osmosisjones?

@mothmanafterdark5924

2 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeSuckssNow osmosisjones.

@stapuft

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda like "the CSA" from a few years ago, a "documentary" from another universe that just...popped its way over to ours somehow, and its played entirely straight, just casually mentioning things that we have NO CLUE ABOUT because it didnt happen in our universe, but EVERYONE there knows it, so they have no need to explain it...

@deleted6792

2 жыл бұрын

Or a found footage movie of a family of tourists going off trail

@valencelabs

2 жыл бұрын

i'd love a Chernobyl-style miniseries going over the 2007 disaster and the events leading up to it

It is almost certainly canon that vore fetishists go to the park to commit sewer slide, throwing themselves into the stomach on purpose

@ReindeerPie24

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

@glumsulk

2 жыл бұрын

Sewer slide is so dank thanks for introducing me to that word brah

@mothokingsley

2 жыл бұрын

As one of those people, I was sweating the entire video LMAO

@DiminutiveJerry

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothokingsley bruv moment

@bens4801

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothokingsley ayo? 🤨📷

As a person who loves to world build, this is literally everything I dream of doing. Like. Creating a giant universe with so many different parts to it that are so in depth and shit. And this man did it. Man, I wish I could be in his shoes tbh.

I would feel bad for everyone who died in this disaster, but honestly, they knew exactly what they were getting into when they went shopping in a place called "The Mystery Fleshpit"

Wendigoon would be the history teacher that everyone would actually listen to lol.

@sponix4fit

2 жыл бұрын

I have one of those shout out to Mr. Topliff Edit: Good man Good man Eddit: Honestly deserves more love he's been a teacher for 20 years and still loves his job

@thunderheadcinema6743

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf I think I'd listen to any history teacher if they were talking about a flesh pit

@pinks0ph

2 жыл бұрын

he reminds me so much of my high school history teacher, super cool

@Catvr295

2 жыл бұрын

I think every history teacher is pretty cool Shout out to Mr. Orlando

@Greideren

2 жыл бұрын

"You don't get it guys, it's G I A N T S. And yes, this is gonna be in the exam."

The clown cake thing is absolutely horrifying, imagine just being melted into goo, but your still alive, in agony, pain, and suffering, and then getting frozen into a tourist attraction.

@robertz.5199

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much being springtrap

@_Cato_

Жыл бұрын

@@robertz.5199 What’s that?

@robertz.5199

Жыл бұрын

@@_Cato_ An animatronic of Five Nights at Freddy's that was a man who got into a robot and got smashed by the systems so hard he basically turned into a rotten body mass that can't die inside the suit. Also, because the local was turned into a horror attraction the animatronic he was inside of was used as the main attraction, so yeah, checks out

@scotl6995

Жыл бұрын

@@robertz.5199 yea but instead of being fused together with 49 other people he was impaled from all angles and revived 30 years after his death

@SeaFR

Жыл бұрын

@@scotl6995 I like to think he was actually alive all that time. Not revived He just laid there, suffering, for thirty years. Pretty deserved, I think.

The way that the creator realistically comodified this cosmic horror is incredible

I watched this video 2 years ago and it has been my Roman Empire ever since.

@corvid.monarchy4875

5 ай бұрын

SAME

The disaster incident log after an hour of world-building was a more satisfying payoff than any movie has made me feel

@incredibleedibledez

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I'd say let's let People like this write movie scripts but then Hollywood would fuck it up anyways

@incredibleedibledez

2 жыл бұрын

Like world war z for example. Which was an AMAZING take on the zombie genre. Max Brooks built an entire universe for them and Hollywood proceeded to destroy by trying to combine 28 days later with dawn of the dead,..

@angelalovell5669

2 жыл бұрын

@@incredibleedibledez YES. That book was fantastic, I was excited when I heard they were making a movie about it (oh, I was young...) because it seemed like such an amazing creative challenge. But hark, what's this? Brad Pitt is international zombie dodging action daddy? Hollywood, you shitbag.

@incredibleedibledez

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelalovell5669 please tell me you've read the zombie survival guide prequel/companion type book?!?! *chef's kiss* (& it was YEARS after I read the books before I realized Max is Mel Brooks(young Frankenstein, blazing saddles, Spaceballs) son!! Someone gave me the DVD as a gift but I've never even watched it. As soon as I saw the fast zombies in the preview I knew they'd fucked it up🤬

@incredibleedibledez

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelalovell5669 also, I legit laughed out loud at "Hollywood, you shit bag"!! I call my cats fuck wits all the time🤣

Quick note at 1:02:00 , that the entry says *mastication*, NOT digestion Mastication means *to chew.* It took 18 hours for everyone in that chamber to be *chewed* to death

@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665

Жыл бұрын

At least it was probably instant for alot of people because it would be like being crushed by 2 mountains

@karma6608

Жыл бұрын

Bro just had to make it worse xd

@Chunga9

Жыл бұрын

New chew toy!!

@BriarPatchNyra

11 ай бұрын

Wish I didn’t know that!

@danielnanninga

11 ай бұрын

​@@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665I am literally almost at that point in the video but you could easily be between 2 mountains crushing you and survive for hours as long as the mountains don't fully crush down

Also fun fact amniotic fluids are also found in stages of pregnancy. Which means this thing is pregnant. Oh god.

I could imagine posts on the internet in that universe like "People who visited the mystery flesh pit before the incident, what was the scariest thing you saw?"

@ZeSgtSchultz

Жыл бұрын

With the shitty computer voice reading the text on the screen too

@emilykapallen4979

Жыл бұрын

Those already exists. Try haunting the MFP subreddit

@cygoody697

Жыл бұрын

What I just watched this whole thing and it’s fake?

@homieslayer1807

Жыл бұрын

@@cygoody697 Bruh did you really think the giant monster was real

@the-letter_s

Жыл бұрын

@@cygoody697 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THIS IS REAL THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST OBSFUCATING IT'S EXISTENCE AND PAYING OFF SURVIVORS TO SAY IT'S FICTIONAL