man when you first made this video i was 13 and i watched it so many times i knew it line for line. im 19 now and watching with a whole new appreciation. I hope youre doing well and still enjoying the outdoors, thank you for all of the videos over the years and the countless hours of entertainment :)

@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx

Жыл бұрын

I still watch Alfies videos for fun and a refresh on tips and tricks. Good times

@leoirwin5939

Жыл бұрын

Brooo i started watching him when I was 13 too and now I am 19. It's crazy how we both feel the same way

@charlesmeadows6869

11 ай бұрын

Line. For. Line.

That moment you can tell someone is doing something right when I go to buy a 15x15 Wire mesh and it advertises other things bought with it as pencil Sharpeners, A Ka-Bar knife and tent stakes. Good job man you're awesome

@kencassyh

9 жыл бұрын

nice

@liamereiam

8 жыл бұрын

+*Ramej* SPAM!

@TheAGCteam

8 жыл бұрын

+*Ramej* I just checked it out and it looks like a typical scare tactic to sell some books.

@bundle0atoms813

8 жыл бұрын

*Ramej* Yeah I read the whole thing and figured I got something out of it but didn't need to buy a book because well thanks to common sense I know better what and what not to do during a disaster. :3

@Sheepnobi

7 жыл бұрын

Aggressive Gamer don't g

LIGHT that foiah, BUILD that foiah, ENJOY that foiah.

@shadowmatrix01011

8 жыл бұрын

+jarred bierman Be a man! The bitches love it. hahahahaah

@christopherellis2663

6 жыл бұрын

The art of delivery, which used to be taught in schools once upon a time

@helenwiedemann2259

6 жыл бұрын

jarred bierman T

@kathiderdemetraker1692

6 жыл бұрын

This is especially true in preparation guide, which in anticipation of tough times ahead, we expect that our parents and grandparents of ideas for living a self-sufficient and sustainable life. go here bit.ly/2yepSkd

@psyive2842

6 жыл бұрын

jarred bierman make loove to the foyah

As an American I would like to say that we do not go through our sister's panty drawer. She don't wear none. So we have to go through our cousin's.

@underthebed...5350

8 жыл бұрын

Legend 😂

@account2871

8 жыл бұрын

Hey don't be a Union Jack-off

@AeroSixWJ

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I just watched that part. I'm from America too.

@jansaenger9994

8 жыл бұрын

*Get the best Solar Air emergency Lantern: Solar charged, no batteries needed , Up to 12 hours of light on single charge,Stores easily, only 1" tall when deflated,.And get free Survival Kit with Carabiner* -> survivallantern.blogspot.co.uk

@andrewpirnat6825

7 жыл бұрын

Darrel Edson I'm dead

This vid somehow was informative and insanely funny

@mikewahnsinn567

4 жыл бұрын

they don't build the british like they used to. enjoy, while this fossil sticks around.

@jm_sc

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dying!!! 😂😂😂

Genius narration.

@toastybeer

9 жыл бұрын

I second that notion

@TheGoatMumbler

9 жыл бұрын

F'ing A!!

@adriellesalazar3911

6 жыл бұрын

Not certain about the points made but ,if anyone else wants to learn about wise survival food try Franaar Spies Control Formula ( search on google ) ? Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my friend got great success with it.

@emdjay1125

6 жыл бұрын

Cheers for the video content! Sorry for chiming in, I would appreciate your initial thoughts. Have you heard the talk about - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (should be on google have a look)? It is a smashing exclusive product for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my mate after a lifetime of fighting got cool results with it.

@graciellalee2477

6 жыл бұрын

Excellent Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your opinion. Have you researched - Lammywalness Your Dream Guide (google it)? It is a great one off guide for discovering how to get a a FREE Edt multitool survival tool minus the hard work. Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy at very last got amazing results with it.

Lolz, I’m reviewing all this in case Covid makes me revert to living in the wilderness.

@alexisgaud6008

4 жыл бұрын

duh, buddy

@damienboyington4057

3 жыл бұрын

If ya go against the narrative then you can count on it. Hobbit life here we come 👍

@c0qxrt

2 жыл бұрын

Noce

funny what u did at 6:28 on the windows

@SoundOfFreedom32

8 жыл бұрын

+youngsurvivor lol i didnt even notice that.

@nickkuttian4143

8 жыл бұрын

Funny shit man

@vaporwavecasserole7393

8 жыл бұрын

+youngsurvivor OMG XDXDXDXDXD

@synchc

6 жыл бұрын

that is pure genius. youre a genius for even spotting it tbh.

@colson3853

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

6:25 anyone else notice the other tabs opened on his chrome? lol

@SuperBooshBaby

9 жыл бұрын

ProStandard636 Ahahah that's hilarious, glad I went back to check.

@TheFieryluck

9 жыл бұрын

ProStandard636 the last one

@emilko62

9 жыл бұрын

ProStandard636 He also goes on /pol/, wow.

@sundaysorrow

9 жыл бұрын

ProStandard636 fucking brilliant..

@ProStandard636

9 жыл бұрын

ProStandard636 i love how he did it on purpose since the last tab says " stop being nosey" he is so clever with how he stages his videos i just had to point it out for everyone to see

Just stumbled upon this channel and I intend on staying for sometime. It is a hip and fresh/fun way to learn everything yah need to know. Thanks for the vids Alfie, keep it up.

@AlfieAesthetics

8 жыл бұрын

+Evan Matthews Welcome, my son.

@danandoliver3613

7 жыл бұрын

+AlfieAesthetics mate, you crack me up. plus loads of good knowledge... subbed. wales

@mattbullimore1341

6 жыл бұрын

Evan Matthews ,Seriously,I did exactly the same!!He is really good,you seen Bear Grylls? I prefer Alfie though. 😊😎🤣😉😀

@debrablake8208

Жыл бұрын

Lolololol😂

@bc4yt

7 ай бұрын

​@@AlfieAesthetics bro, where are you? Come back! Best survival videos out.

6:26 look at all the tabs LOL

@colemantrebor1094

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@190Michael190

7 жыл бұрын

TheGoodpker hahahhahaahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

@Joshcradz

7 жыл бұрын

Love the way one says stop being nosey at the end!

As an over 50 old girl with mobility and exhaustion issues living in Scarborough Ontario I found this vastly entertaining and informative. I think my Dad would love this, as he was an old fashioned Boy Scout. Even I love the knife. Nothing boring.

You sir, are a poet! I could listen to you talk bushcraft philosophy all day.

I love how you know the science behind the survival gear, too. Respect.

This guy is fucking hilarious and informative..

@musicbox2466

6 жыл бұрын

no.

this guy is funny, very interesting and different.

@Bohnenesser

5 жыл бұрын

Very practical too.

This is the first video 'i've watched of his (sry talking to the commenters) his commentary is hilarious.

@hibiscusflower5911

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO .. "Avon bottles, females tend to hoard them, so just straight up steal them."

@alexmatthews-elston2770

8 жыл бұрын

+Zoe Doucette guilty

@betweentheroses

8 жыл бұрын

+Zoe Doucette Gave me laughs too hes hilarious

@condintion5003

6 жыл бұрын

Zoe D same here

At 6:24 check his search history

@thatriverrat8534

6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao !! 😂👍

damn you make this stuff so unboring compared to many other similar channels on youtube and your production quality is pretty high as well im loving that 1080p hd

@davidcarothers3311

4 жыл бұрын

Washing eating implements in water that may be contaminated??

I love that all of your gear is marred and very clearly used. I see so many people online that show off their gear that obviously has not been used at all, in which case it's just eye candy. What's the point of having gear that you don't actively practice with/use?

6:23 "Coping with Erectile Dysfunction" "How to tell if I have an STD" "Stop Being Nosey" lol

@Ki-yg1ds

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Kwon good spot

Alfie come back

Easily my favorite video EVER!

I haven't camped in 2 years. Now this is a freaking good refresher on what to bring

Must be away from farms. In the UK water is not safe to drink even after boiling. This is due to heavy metals in pesticides.

@Jensmakeupxo

8 жыл бұрын

+andyisyoda What rubbish... really.

@andyisyoda

8 жыл бұрын

+jennifer russell water out a tap is fine. It has been treated to remove heavy metals. But water from streams near crop farming is polluted. Boiling cannot fix that. Take your water from above farm level and filter it through cloth and treat it. I am a survival instructor.

@BlueHammerGames

8 жыл бұрын

+jennifer russell I don't even drink water on top of kinder, up near the top of the lakes maby, sheep shit is a big risk in the UK

@tywilson8107

6 жыл бұрын

Lol and people still wanna talk shit about America lmao can't even get y'all creek water right🤣😂

6:22 "How to cope with erectile dysfunction" - holy shit, that seriously made my day :D

@05Rudey

9 жыл бұрын

***** I like the last tab, "Stop being nosey" LOL

I don't usually comment on vids but this is a masterpiece. I laughed way too hard to this... THANK YOU!!!

Was looking for videos on survival and Alfie did not disappoint. Subscribed and binge watching all his videos. He's absolutely hilarious!

did anyone else notice that the kindling at 3:50 looks like a heart?

Seriously seriously the best youtuber out there! Love your vids man!!! On a down day I can always watch any one of them for a laugh and a pick-me-up. Thanks!

'A gnome's knuckle-duster.' Such a great line.

Fantastic video. I had never thought of the pencil sharpener for fire starting - thank you. It will be added to my kit. Scott

Great video, thanks for sharing my friend ;)-

Dude because of you I just bought £50 worth of survival stuff xD

@NuevoVR

8 жыл бұрын

+IQuitKZreadAndBecameAHussar how'd you only spend £50 im buying like £200 lol

@HussaR-IceWolves

8 жыл бұрын

ahahah

@NuevoVR

8 жыл бұрын

Turns out I spent 250 :/

@drivedoodle

8 жыл бұрын

+Namekusei ジン and u got what with that money

@NuevoVR

8 жыл бұрын

Simply Gaming Think of something survival related, and i bought it

The commentary / narration on this video is absolutely through the roof Funny !!!

After seeing your video on the Becker BK7, I bought one. I have never been disappointed.

This is fun to watch.

@g-man1637

9 жыл бұрын

Hugo Stiglitz What do I win. Lol

Great vid bro!

@Davidio2341

9 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@JeffNewton508

9 жыл бұрын

Nicely done and very informative! Good Job!

@onpoint1977

9 жыл бұрын

Just the basics bud you're the shit!

@FrankHartley

9 жыл бұрын

Awesome vid, just enough humour to make it not your "typical" What I Carry video.

very smart, very amuzing, watched this video tens of times... don't change the way you talk and narrate. Pure Genius.

Very useful channel. I deeply enjoy the videos and have added a few items to my pack based upon the tips in this video and have also been doing wilderness survival exercises in the wooded bit of my property so if I ever find myself lost while out hunting/hiking, I will be well versed and well practiced in my survival skills

watched the first minute, laughed then subscribed. Now i get to watch all the rest of your vids :D

OMG! You are ridiculously hilarious! Knowledgeable, Informative and Funny! Subscribed!

this probably the most entertaining gear pack review I've ever watched. Well done sir.

That's how u pack light. most channels have bags stuffed to the brim and are just over packed with useless crap. this is great

11:37 I almost spilled my tea.

ME: "Hey Alfie, what do you do for a living? Alfie: "I rock, bro." Me: "Fair enough."

I like your approach Alfie. Refreshing. Thanks for some great vids!

ALFIEEEEE!!!! Need more material. Best guy on KZread

This guy is hilarious AND informative.

I came to this video expecting a guy to dump out his bag and say this is this that is that... and so on. XD But instead I got this.... Well done man.... Well done!

Thanks for the advice mate. Really helps in the ACF.

Seriously you make the BEST VIDEO EVER !!! You have a unique style keep it up man love your channel

love it! great vid,great commentary.

If you guys are wondering where he has gone ill tell you... Alfie has joined the Royal Navy as a Weapons engineer i know this because i used to live in his area

@charlieswain6160

7 жыл бұрын

iGotAKz- no way

@changren936

7 жыл бұрын

David Richardson Really? That doesn't sound right. I always thought he would be a biologist or some shit because of his interest in fungi

@jake12step

7 жыл бұрын

Charlie Youngren or maybe a mad chemist.

@nolanhess1

7 жыл бұрын

thats what I thought

@mattthompson6090

7 жыл бұрын

Where is your area I'm wondering as I wanted to know where he can go to the woods and just light fires whenever he wants?

I love your delivery so direct and hilarious but you obviously know your stuff I wish I could subscribe twice.

Best Outdoor kit movie on Youtoube, hands down. Love your stuff. Fun to watch and I also pick up a few great tips! Hat off, for you sir!

Hey mate, just wanted to let you know that everything I know about surviving in the outdoors today is 5% just getting out there and learning the hard way and 95% because of watching your videos and putting them into practice. I've practiced most of this during my year of travel in the Indonesian rainforests and volcanoes and it has been fantastic. Changed a few things here and there but credit goes to your brilliant way of explaining things and easy to understand advice. Now I'm in Perth, Australia and would like to learn a little more about how to fiddle my way through the bush here as conditions are quite different to that of Indonesia and also the UK. Any advice?

Dude, you are funny as fuck. I'm subscribed, and I love your attitude. BTW, I'm American. Former Boy Scout, former Explorer Scout, mentored by police officers and soldiers as a teen and young adult. I'm a gun owner, I love knives, and I love camping (haven't done so in years though). I love my country, and I am forever proud to be an American. I wouldn't live anywhere else. That being said, I don't take offense to your jibes about Americans, and neither should any other fellow American. Fellow countrymen, stop taking things so seriously. He's using defecating humor to emphasize a point. Grow a pair, shut up, and watch the video.

@adammalarczyk6221

8 жыл бұрын

+Vladpryde Why the life story before giving your opinion?

@Vladpryde

8 жыл бұрын

Adam Malarczyk To emphasis a point. That some Americans take shit too seriously. Why? Did you have a problem with something I said?

@adammalarczyk6221

8 жыл бұрын

Vladpryde No, you could have just said I'm American and I don't take offense to this.

@Vladpryde

8 жыл бұрын

Adam Malarczyk ....perhaps. I guess I was trying to emphasis how strong of an American I was and, if I can take it, then they too can take it.

@royflores1969

8 жыл бұрын

It's okay he's not making videos to just diss Americans... Because us Americans think that British people have fucked up teeth. weather it offends you or not, he's just showing tips on how to survive the outdoors weather you're black white yellow or whatever the fuck you are

This video is both informative and TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Loved it. Thank you.

This lads commentary deserves a platinum medal. Nice job my dude.

"Oh my God, what a sexy knife!" HILARIOUS!!!!!

*sees cloud of smoke in distance* it’s happening it’s alfie

Woodchips from the workshop soaked in petroleum jelly are handy, and cottonwool soaked in it are nice voidfillers in a pack... Edit* stored in ziplock bags of course.

@Useaname

6 ай бұрын

Excellent tips

Good ideas, great humor. Thanks

Over kill man mode!

Thanks for doing this type of video Alfie! I didn't realize how much room you have in your pack when all of you equipment is one the inside, very impressive. Have you ever thought of trying to fish while you're out on a trip? I've seen little fishing kits in past videos and wondered if you ever attempted to try and catch a little guppy or something, some fresh fish would go great in a stew of some sort. Keep up the good work, never change the way you do things, innovative and entertaining!

@JKSkateWax

9 жыл бұрын

And those Google Tabs!!! 6:29 Love it man!

@HeisenbergT94

9 жыл бұрын

JKSkateWax haha I never noticed them at first, they're quality

Very entertaining way to present the gear, made it easy for me to get thorugh the 15 mins good job.!

Lol, always informative and always humorous. Thanks for your survival vids. *Much appreciated!*

Bone dry coconut husk is tinder of the gods

@usernamesta3334

4 жыл бұрын

Wise beardedman ahh yes coconut husk , very abundant in British woodland 🙏

"What are they going to do, bitch and moan at you? They're going to do that anyway." You are SO right. And so hilarious. Thanks my man. Great video as well.

Git me tea and me blanket snowing outside PERFECT!!!

I'm glad I subbed, I'm going to binge watch this just for the laughs, a couple nice tips too.

"Only cost a fiver on Amazon".... + nearly 12 quid delivery, you absolute mad man!

@adviceyouneveraskedfor8304

8 жыл бұрын

What a plonker! lol

this is my crack pipe

@seanthepowerdavies

8 жыл бұрын

gnome knuckle duster hahaha I'm pissing

@goufuh3939

7 жыл бұрын

seanthepowerdavies

I like this guy,he doesn’t think he’s a deadly serious lone warrior cooking some sausages somewhere off the M25,he has humour ,sometimes aimed at himself,and good content.

I would never have thought that I can use my Professional artists pencil sharpener to create wood shavings from a pencil-thick stick for starting a fire. THANK YOU FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE!

We need a 2016 update!

@Kaiyats

5 жыл бұрын

wicked samurai 2019 update

Nice demo mate - brilliant comentary, (do you write for a living?-if not you should, you have an awesome grasp of our fair language and should make a living out of it).............anyway, always get a lot from your vids and always come away feeling entertained............keep em coming - Peas!!!

@JimmyGunXD556

9 жыл бұрын

I agree!!!!

@UanTao

9 жыл бұрын

Corns!!! :)

straight out respect and love my good sir big ups on the comedy parts to keep the spirits up! awesome selection of gear!

Great info! Its pretty close to what I have in my survival pack

Hey bro, you need one extra item. Superglue for fixing skin wounds. Don't leave home without it.

@RyanPseudonymous

9 жыл бұрын

lol ww2 style

@RyanPseudonymous

9 жыл бұрын

That knife does do it's shit well I might get me one and strip it.

@MichaelBruceTaos

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah the knife looks killer. Not sure it is special but probably relatively special compared to chinese steel based knives.

@TheAverageCanadian

9 жыл бұрын

Michael Bruce It's a 1095 CroVan high carbon steel. His knife is a "Doberman6.5" because he lost a bit of the tip (usually a 7" blade). Random info you didn't ask for, and probably don't care for, but w/e lol

@panzerfaust1986tfas

9 жыл бұрын

Vietnam not WWII. Just so ya know.

damn 6 years ago feels like this was released recently feels so new

I love your videos, very informative and you have a great sense of humor!

Is a knife like that legal in the UK?

@hollowcoffeebean

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Channer it is as long as you're using it for bushcraft. You can't carry it around in a city.

@christunnell381

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Channer In the UK you can own a sword as long as you don't carry it in public

@Tom_Bee_

6 жыл бұрын

The law is that you are not allowed to carry a bladed article in a public without due reasonable cause. This effectively means you can go to jail for a pencil sharpener or pack a two handed broad sword without consequence. Depending. It's really down to being able to prove due reasonable cause and not being a twat.

@painterbw

4 жыл бұрын

Free men should not be denied the use of arms. As an American and a Texan, I will not tolerate any such action by my servant government!

I have used duct tape on a wound but surrounded with pad first only idiot would use duct tape on skin

How about using Vaseline petroleum jelly or ointment bought in any store.Take cotton batton balls, put some of the vas on the cotton and store in an old air right pill bottle. Use when needing fire, spark it and Bob's your uncle.Good luck Grizzily

I just discovered this video and by far the most entertaining one I've ever watched!

what kind of gloves are those???

@thesurivorthatwillsurive7324

6 жыл бұрын

foreignpyramid he got a vid on them fam

Fucking hilarious narration. I thought Frankieonpc was the only funny Britt. I was wrong.

These videos are both helpful and friggin funny! Love it

alive absolutely knowledgeable, but also very humorous, thanks

waaaar = water !!!

@raisingconsciousness777

8 жыл бұрын

wa-er

@eddieold9845

6 жыл бұрын

Power8work

Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he is young. Good video. This American gave it a "thumbs up."

Wow, thank you! This was amazing!! 👍🏼

Literall so helpfull & funny. Moving to the Jungles of Costa Rica is gonna be so BADASS NOW OMFG

You forgot the M1911. Oh wait..... Your not Murican! Hahah!

@aksrule3393

8 жыл бұрын

+Gunsight416 :/ Am i the only one who still likes the AR-15 ._.

@adamdemars3798

8 жыл бұрын

+Foolish Doc No AR-15 is love AR-15 is life

@aksrule3393

8 жыл бұрын

^-^ Grown ass man using emoticons..

@TheDoosh79

8 жыл бұрын

+Gunsight416 He doesn't need it, not really anything to shoot at.

@TheDoosh79

8 жыл бұрын

No meth kitchens out in our woods, fortunately. I didn't mention being bad anywhere, did I miss something? Just pointing out that we don't really need them here, they are and never have been part of our regular culture, like Baseball and Halloween.

12:30 Hey, that's sexist I'm a female Ok, yeah, I kinda agree

was just browsing and found this awesome combination of humour and reasoning immediately subscribed! 👍

Good video. I've always wondered why so many people dill holes in their pots and water bottles to hang them over a fire. The wire trick works really good and you don't have to carry the fish mouth spreader. Stay safe.

Damn dude, million views or so. I guess Americans really do wanna learn this shit if a certain t word becomes presi.