You know why an archeologist’s life is sad? Their life lies in ruins

@davidaigner5842

4 жыл бұрын

This doesn't have enough likes.

@theneongreenwolf-145

4 жыл бұрын

Can you not?

@djsilly9964

4 жыл бұрын

Stop being so funny-

@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560

4 жыл бұрын

being this funny should be illegal

@el4226

4 жыл бұрын

파르테 Why is that so true.

In the philippines, raining while the sun is out is called "there are frogs getting married"

@doomguy8718

3 жыл бұрын

Same in Bangladesh

@megkrish7568

3 жыл бұрын

Where I come from when it's raining and the sun is out people say it's the wedding of the fox. That's kind of.....sappy I guess?

@juliaalexavicente2783

3 жыл бұрын

i think ots a kapre thats getting merried

@jarodon6511

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliaalexavicente2783 or tikbalang

@imsosussy4696

3 жыл бұрын

Kamusta kapwa pilipino

My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.

@luznoceda9361

Жыл бұрын

In my country, if it's raining and the sun is out I means a witch is getting married

@DimsArtic

Жыл бұрын

if there is sun and raining a dog and fox is marrying in ~ i knew this cuz of my grand ma

@dairyfree321

Жыл бұрын

My mom told me that when it rained and the sun was out, it meant a deer was giving birth. I also don’t get it but I think it’s cute 😂

@NeverStopTheL0L

Жыл бұрын

I made up that if the sun is out and it’s raining then there will be a rainbow I know crazy

6:55 i have liberian background, so i gotta check on that "chicken bone" fighting quote lol🤔

You know what us archaeologists say: "jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas" Amiright?

@pizzatimetony

6 жыл бұрын

GingerPale hey dude

@TheAmazingZouzous

6 жыл бұрын

:)

@RNCheesus157

6 жыл бұрын

You're right mate.

@1631631000

6 жыл бұрын

GingerPale what 10min?

@williamnorth2400

6 жыл бұрын

GingerPale How did you comment this 10 minutes ago

The devil is kissing his wife The devil is beating his wife The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

@sarahcleghorn3103

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from Alabama -_- we are not like that!,

@xryph

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah b.c Its a joke and Arkansas is practically the same

@ManMan-pk7tr

5 жыл бұрын

We're all the same in America

@mwpanther

5 жыл бұрын

Simultaniously

@tabbycat406

5 жыл бұрын

Jamm 522_official the devils f---- his wife

It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.

@aeiou046

15 күн бұрын

It’s a rainbow

I laughed harder than I probably should have at the armies/sleevies joke 🤣

@MrPotato-hd8bh

11 ай бұрын

I laughed too hard at the Hitler one 😂

@YOUTUBEEERYGHG

7 ай бұрын

Yeah

Jaiden: *makes video* James: Hippidy hoppidy this is now my property

@user-rf4vc7mt4d

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite pewds line lol

@3lietechhack646

4 жыл бұрын

Free real estate

@xMoaz

4 жыл бұрын

Over used and outdated joke and i saw this here before like a few months ago

@dizluanimated1170

4 жыл бұрын

He got twice as many veiws

@laurakelly7204

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter Me: starts sniffing myself

@alexanderouellette3686

5 жыл бұрын

The best weight loss program

@subscriberswithvideoscha-qu3ep

5 жыл бұрын

James: every time you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter Me: *sniffs weights

@SpaceFlye

5 жыл бұрын

No. For that to work, you'd need _someone else_ to sniff you.

@benevans1393

5 жыл бұрын

same

@missjane837

5 жыл бұрын

GOOD POINT

Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.

@BvdJokes

10 ай бұрын

Everybody i know says soda

@BvdJokes

10 ай бұрын

I also live in TN btw

@snoogans2891

9 ай бұрын

I still remember being so disappointed that the waitress didn't ask me what kind of Coke I wanted and I couldn't have the Sprite I asked for.

@sickbloxR

2 ай бұрын

I live in Tennessee and that is only partially true its only in Memphis but in east Tennessee and some parts of central we call it soda.

Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅

"The devil is marrying his daughter" ALABAMA 100 thx 4 likes btw :)

@thetortleman6441

5 жыл бұрын

#ddm your funny coments

@ilaishoval8970

5 жыл бұрын

@@thetortleman6441 wrong channel mate

@henri2976

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@delaneysnyder2305

5 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL THO

@uiharukazari2407

5 жыл бұрын

The North of France is known for incest so more like "Roubaix 100"

"I'm not stealing it, I'm plagiarizing it." -James 2017

@juzhi3767

5 жыл бұрын

It’s 2019

@miss_laurinah4646

5 жыл бұрын

@@juzhi3767 This video came out in 2017

@filmcraft8386

5 жыл бұрын

ha ha or James 101

@WilhelmWilder

5 жыл бұрын

@@juzhi3767 you are my favorite kind of fish....

@tacosanchez28

5 жыл бұрын

James Esterline hmmmmmm?

In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “

@Must-yb3in

Ай бұрын

It's almost the same in Algeria, but it's the wolf wedding.

I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes” Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!

James: every time you sniff something it gets lighter Me: *sniffs stomach* edit: omg tysm for the likes!!!

@Prime4867

5 жыл бұрын

FunnyFox I literally laughed out loud

@darkphoenixgaming8253

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@darkphoenixgaming8253

5 жыл бұрын

So true tho a lot of people would do that non-stop

@aqilasyraafd2828

4 жыл бұрын

please give him more like

@littleredlips2442

4 жыл бұрын

I need to try this

What did the fossil say to the archeologist? Nothing. Fossils can't speak.

@anthonybolinger2678

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Andrews Probably funnier if I were an archeologist.

@reizal

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA *COUGH* HAHAHA haha Ha .

@1FrogOvH1

6 жыл бұрын

Ok that actually was funny!

@marzlene5051

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhaha

@t40xd

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Andrews, haha haha... COMEDY.

such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?" [Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"

who else is binging odd1sout videos 😅

@moonlark24_yt

2 ай бұрын

I’m doing that now 😂

@Froggyclan425

2 ай бұрын

I've been watching for 4 DAYS 😅 ✋️😭

@peterrebeccacard1610

2 ай бұрын

Me and also I live in Rhode Island and I called water fountains bubblers

James: I wanted to become a math educator Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight

@matthewthemechanic6680

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@isaacwilson225

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@adrianmolinaro8820

4 жыл бұрын

69... NiCe

@raspberryocean8759

4 жыл бұрын

jams hace a fone at age 13

@Smilymoney

4 жыл бұрын

@@adrianmolinaro8820 must not upvote

so if you smell yourself....... you lose weight? Edit 4/10/2021: Guys this is a joke calm down

@diegoo489

5 жыл бұрын

It just comes back through your nostrils

@spritezz6890

5 жыл бұрын

oh im stupid lol

@deborahwalden7684

5 жыл бұрын

Ass

@MrJ2TheWise

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 questions science still can't answer

@mikathefrog352

5 жыл бұрын

I wish

I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut

It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.

2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

@mehkadiri

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@cadefilms4072

3 жыл бұрын

Hulglibhva cluibdvahljnfa dlbuifbsd Kung j Cvsnlbl kn vcajb svjlkb Knjsvc b Jknhlkc svhhils cvihlb cvslnhivsc hboiscv

@fjive9935

3 жыл бұрын

James you need to see this

@RealMiia

3 жыл бұрын

Nicee

@medinaavenido7412

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America.. Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)

@edgycurrentmeme7290

6 жыл бұрын

One last big step for America before the 2nd Korean war (and or other crisis)

@TheGrimStride

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Kapala it suppose to be "one giant leap"

@KhanMann66

6 жыл бұрын

*Edgy current meme* Korean war never ended. They just had a cease fire.

@kingcaliph5135

6 жыл бұрын

TheGrimStride shhhhhhh maybe no one will notice.

@robloxadventurewaitdeathno273

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Kapala acutely it's #10 on trending

So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.

I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til." Not even specifying what hour they're referring to. Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?" ...calmly

“The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter” SWeET HoME ALaBaMA

@unicornlife4773

5 жыл бұрын

That’s great 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you for that so much.. that makes me so much happier thank you ☺️

@shipwreck8875

5 жыл бұрын

ZappiGal copied comment

@R.McC1405

5 жыл бұрын

@@shipwreck8875 true dat

@soaphead5503

5 жыл бұрын

vOrbxt shoty mic footy! I’m sorry I never actually read the comments and this is just what I thought of when I heard this I’m sorry

@cialpeachh4781

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boy if humans did that haha

Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.

@sippinok

3 жыл бұрын

Theodd1sout*

@bentrout6146

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh don’t ruin the joke!!1!!

@luzbarrera9115

3 жыл бұрын

@@bentrout6146 ikr

@Jfrost_animation

3 жыл бұрын

wut

@sandradasilva3796

3 жыл бұрын

Reality is being broken here ×-×

Happiness is something I never feel.

“How to we get happiness. Well I call it drugs” “ I swear I don’t do drugs” so is he not happy

James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it! **Becomes number one on trending** Adam: oh thats a cool idea!

@tomasbudrys818

5 жыл бұрын

^.^ ˚ω˚ ~ω~ ^ω^ (._.) other KZreadrs . James

@rhen0622

5 жыл бұрын

Its called "Passing down to generations" ;w;

@torilol6445

5 жыл бұрын

R/bonappletea lol

@natethegreatyay3552

5 жыл бұрын

OH NO NO

@stresslevel1009

5 жыл бұрын

@@natethegreatyay3552 I get this comment all the time wth

"We're hairless animals" *looks at legs* *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

@peachesandcream333

4 жыл бұрын

If u take into account furred animals we are almost hairless.

@AsdAsdAsfq

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@antsireland1261

4 жыл бұрын

well tbf most "hairless" animals have hair just not as much... like us

@Gainzo

4 жыл бұрын

Fox tail m

@kathrynbuxton7263

4 жыл бұрын

Looks in mirror at my head. Really?

France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.

Forgot James actually drew the swastika on Hitler's arm, lol.

"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter." Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight. (edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler. (edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.

@ismaelgonzalez2772

6 жыл бұрын

Blaziken Kart Wii I got you Im already doing it

@spacedaddy2589

6 жыл бұрын

Blaziken Kart Wii In MA we call it both

@phuuc8075

6 жыл бұрын

but when you sniff yourself the particle that you lost enter your nose and become another part of you so that meant your weight stay the same...

@phuuc8075

6 жыл бұрын

wait a minute is this sarcasm....

@phuuc8075

6 жыл бұрын

damn I'm stupid :p

KZread: "This video is blocked in your country" Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..

@rooka4

4 жыл бұрын

*_laughs in naz-_* DeMoNiTiZeD

@oofman2005

4 жыл бұрын

**Laughs in German** Cancelled and copyrighted and demonitized and striked

@rickiiezz

4 жыл бұрын

Hail

@TheLastCrankers

4 жыл бұрын

he mentined hitler

@old888

4 жыл бұрын

Listen kid there's a thing called *VPN*

“I think people find animals with fur/feathers/scales prettier Me: *pulls up feathers on owl’s legs* …not anymore

Thank you James for all the great videos you make for us we appreciate you thank you

“Mosquitoes prefer type O blood” Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house

@abas656thegodemperor9

4 жыл бұрын

wait you have type o blood how lucky are you!

@esheyoglu6347

4 жыл бұрын

Same -o

@blackbullet7452

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@pip7175

4 жыл бұрын

I went camping and came back with twenty mosquito bites good time

@monsiuermilkcan

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I’m O+

"And that's why I'm a furry." This video... Started everything.

@Bigoof-eu7he

5 жыл бұрын

Squid in a cup your kidding right

@nachocheese6107

4 жыл бұрын

Yes james is a furry

@Purr999

4 жыл бұрын

He also said he is not a furry

@user-bq2mn9jf8q

4 жыл бұрын

180 like congratulations ❤️

@Helixprotogen

4 жыл бұрын

Squid are you a furry?????

3:28 there a two clocks behind you(analog is better). 6:58 wait we do?!? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!!

In the Netherlands, when it's raining but the sun's out, we say; " look, a rainbow"....

@rachelestep9402

Жыл бұрын

True 😅

Jaiden: *Makes an original story* James: *copies* KZread: *Number 1 on trending*

@ZachTheSimp

4 жыл бұрын

Just Jayden if ur the real jaiden and u reply

@amarshwithoutmellow7415

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZachTheSimp I'm not the real Jaiden...

@ZachTheSimp

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@ZachTheSimp

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahah

@saethrelapin

4 жыл бұрын

He literally admitted he copied it. Plus, he told people to go watch her video as well. He can’t control too much of the popularity of his videos, so complaining he’s more successful won’t help you.

I'm an Archeologist and my life is in ruins!

@allissagamer5272

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha... '^'

@Chigger

5 жыл бұрын

I had to reread it to get it, but it was hilarious!

@Ghostphotography06

5 жыл бұрын

Badum tsssssssss

@blaze_the_dragon

5 жыл бұрын

The only archeologist joke I will be able to understand

@ryo-bk7vv

5 жыл бұрын

The Magic Pineapple hehehe

Bro these sayings for if the sun is out and it’s raining is crazy ngl😂💀

"things with more hair are cuter" leg hair: allow us to introduce ourselves

Down south: The devil meeting his wife France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE! Alabama: am I a joke to you?

@solozonemtb3681

5 жыл бұрын

_ StayAMuffin #memeawards #featureme😂

@sage4095

5 жыл бұрын

as a tenneseean, i have never heard that phrase. we always say "rain and shower won't last half an hour"

@onlyalta4645

5 жыл бұрын

_ StayAMuffin in Liberia its the devil is fighting his wife bed a chicken bone. Check in the video

@rheabittle1167

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from Arkansas and I've never heard any variations of that phrase until today

@shadowdemon2936

5 жыл бұрын

I am sad....I am from Tennessee But Do not mess with meh family or... I will beat you up

James: I think people think that animals covered in hair more cute. *tarantulas have entered the room*

@hitrujillo7529

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas The Spider

@silver_sword1271

4 жыл бұрын

They are cute tho

@yeaana2628

4 жыл бұрын

*le me has left the chat*

@gadygadygssg422

4 жыл бұрын

Hioi tarantulas are cute

@aviscorvus7368

4 жыл бұрын

Gady Gady GSSG Their cute until one of them almost kills ur uncle.

James-Can i make a video about MY random thoughts? Jaiden-No,expect a call from my lawyers James-to the subtitles U GOOOO

In Pakistan, when the sun is out and it's raining we call it "رحمت کی بارش" which means actually means "Rain of blessing/Mercy" and people say whatever you pray will have a higher chance of getting granted. Of course it's a myth but I don't know why but I can't seem to accept it being one 😂

James: *wanted to be a math teacher* Also James: *confused by time*

@MercsVA

4 жыл бұрын

Would you like a scholarship: @peachy would you like a piece of paper with a bad pun that has the words meme scholar written poorly?

@frut_jooos

4 жыл бұрын

It's an exaggeration dood, for the sake of comedy

@Lesbonoma

4 жыл бұрын

Why are these replies so mean it was just a simple joke Owo

@Gojo_SenseiFan

4 жыл бұрын

Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck

@frut_jooos

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gojo_SenseiFan did u just press the middle word above your keyboard

My random thoughts: *Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*

@vee2384

4 жыл бұрын

...... oh. my. G. O. D.

@arandomhuman3148

4 жыл бұрын

(・_・;)

@sixthmonthoftheyear

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@arandomhuman3148

4 жыл бұрын

@@sixthmonthoftheyear That username tho XD

@flortzquit

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes it is

“I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole world to know that.”💀

3:16 -THERES FISH ON MY PLATE

"the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter" sweet home alabama

@undertale-perseverance

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet home arizona

@servandogomez9597

3 жыл бұрын

@@undertale-perseverance haha

@yourlazyneighbor100yearsag9

3 жыл бұрын

@@undertale-perseverance heheheh

@eleanor2872

3 жыл бұрын

i mean- It’s the devil- *what do you expect*

@Patricia_Huse

3 жыл бұрын

very funny

So if we smell elephants.. *They will become lighter*

@forsakenfox8241

5 жыл бұрын

@Kanqsi ...sorry i already have a cult

@duvthedolphin7544

5 жыл бұрын

The Couch Cas yea

@victoriaspurlin8050

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSS

@skyisherelol3492

5 жыл бұрын

@Kanqsi I'm joining!

@itzelhernandez7881

5 жыл бұрын

Hello

Best music video i've seen ever😢❤❤❤ Great job james🎉 The song is awesome

1:58 that’s why air is so light

James: that joke is dead ,just like club penguin Club penguin: hold my beer

@swixtwix

4 жыл бұрын

Yas

@nitwits667

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Star ⭐️

@minicharmx354

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick you're too young to be having beer

@owtrizz2976

4 жыл бұрын

@Knight Gamer797 he's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gary

@owtrizz2976

4 жыл бұрын

@Knight Gamer797 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Showers are just domesticated waterfalls*

@lvbboi9

6 жыл бұрын

...

@lvbboi9

6 жыл бұрын

Danae' is Dank me too

@al-cz5ez

6 жыл бұрын

Danae' is Dank it's pretty but the face tho

@carynmartinelli

6 жыл бұрын

C O M P L E T E T R A S H so true ikr lol

@natsukisugiyama9355

6 жыл бұрын

UR RIGHT OH MY GOD!!!! u stole it from comment awards most likely

In England when it rains whilst the sun is out it gets called "raining whilst the sun is out"

In Canada when it’s raining and the sun is out we call it a sun shower

in Japan when the suns out and its raining they say that it's a fox's wedding because in Japanese culture foxes are magical and sly. :)

@y5fireflyschannel384

2 жыл бұрын

Aww

@youjustgotbeaned889

2 жыл бұрын

That's cool

@vibhudeshmukh4502

2 жыл бұрын

I marathi it is also called fox's wedding

@tinfin6133

2 жыл бұрын

Wow cool , even in India .

@avagibson9453

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting!

"the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter" sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology

@WooffzTheCoon

2 жыл бұрын

Except it wouldn’t be the devil because that’s basically Hades, and that’s way more of a Zeus thing

@alienatedkid6908

2 жыл бұрын

lol underrated

@thembigstonks7016

2 жыл бұрын

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that in Liberia, the Devil and his wife are apparently fighting over a chicken bone? 7:04

@alt2tombstone747

2 жыл бұрын

@@thembigstonks7016 We all fight over a chicken once in a while.

@jp_ravenfire

Жыл бұрын

Never heard the marrying daughter part....

' hey what time is it?' The clock in the background:

In South Africa, when it rains while the sun is out, we call it “Fox marries Wolf’s Wife”

In my country when the sun is out while its raining, We call it the sun is out while its raining

@pixiechixie4105

3 жыл бұрын

most creative variation I ever did see

@AD-hb8vn

3 жыл бұрын

And a pretty instinctive one, gotta love that when you're just learning the langage!

@artcatdraws4203

3 жыл бұрын

To hey same here! You live in earth?

@artcatdraws4203

3 жыл бұрын

@Clancy da block boi aye I gotta friend who lives there

@Zachyshows

3 жыл бұрын

well when theres a random multicoloured arch in the sky, i call it a rainb- a radom multicoloured arch that comes out when its sunny raining

In Puerto Rico, when it’s raining and it’s sunny we say that a witch is getting married.

@sethumirajapakse5291

6 жыл бұрын

Juan A. Ortiz we say a fox is...

@themaiker_

6 жыл бұрын

Juan A. Ortiz hey! You live in Puerto Rico?

@sethumirajapakse5291

6 жыл бұрын

(Southeast asia)

@MrJbeatsXD

6 жыл бұрын

Juan A. Ortiz true so true my grama used to say that

@elle7629

6 жыл бұрын

In Arizona we say wtf is this wet tomfuckery coming from the sky 😂😭

3:16 “there’s fish on my plate”

6:11 the raining when the sun’s out expression is actually called the daughter getting married or it’s just where I’m from🇨🇺🇨🇺

In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone

@thefaz8677

4 жыл бұрын

Over a chicken bone

@soap_eater4517

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it does

@yeetnugget3900

4 жыл бұрын

lol wow you did some research, huh?

@Animallord365

4 жыл бұрын

A chicken bone,of all things A CHICKEN BONE?????????lol Edit:OMG I got a like thx whoever did it I wish you good luck for the rest of your life

@dilsdoes

4 жыл бұрын

listen. bones are great.

Jaiden's random thoughts: Half popped popcorns. James' random thoughts: Atoms, Dopamines

@MarioMastr

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that all our random thoughts?

@GreyWolf09

2 жыл бұрын

Me: LONG PP COM HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@GreyWolf09

2 жыл бұрын

Also me, Minecraft builds, Roblox, drawing, furries

@terramarc

2 жыл бұрын

Adam’s random thoughts: commitment

@helloheey9719

Жыл бұрын

That's normal behaviour. Don't know what your talking about

In Australia we just call it a “sunshower” XD

6:11 “Even the Devil can find love!” The Devil in my cuphead AU: *Married with a wife (My OC) he loves alot*

“ The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter” sounds more like an Alabama thing than an French thing

@carolinedduncan

4 жыл бұрын

im from al and yea it kinda does

@questionablekumquat4484

4 жыл бұрын

Mean

@Th3Dy1ngAb6ss

4 жыл бұрын

I can agree on that one time i was driving in Alabama and i saw a shot gun on a bilboard

@m.rosesmith9597

4 жыл бұрын

H o m e s w e e t a l a b a m a

@tom-sch

4 жыл бұрын

yeah same

James: We are all hairless animals Me: Strokes hairy legs XD

@nancycruz1756

6 жыл бұрын

SegawayLemur __ 😂

@toasty8908

6 жыл бұрын

Sadly same 😂😂😂

@kathytran1139

6 жыл бұрын

I have hairy arms

@umbreonmusic7956

6 жыл бұрын

and hairy arms

@zoewilkinson6871

6 жыл бұрын

SegawayLemur __ lol same here lol

In Minnesota they say rainbow weather when it’s raining and the suns out actually happens a lot up here

When he talked about the time one I got an ad saying “When you wan’t to get a better understanding of the assignment..”

In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol

@blueeye2281

3 жыл бұрын

We said a fox is getting married

@ramlapulakkal6409

3 жыл бұрын

I am from South India and here we say fox and chicken getting married 😆

@jasminejones5390

3 жыл бұрын

im from mississippi and we say a fox is getting married

@noemiesparza6076

3 жыл бұрын

Wow you’re late

@trainerlesseevee478

3 жыл бұрын

@@noemiesparza6076 lol well yeah. I just rewatched it not to long ago and decided to comment

So what you’re saying is.... If I constantly smell myself I will get lighter?

@ConTheCobGod

5 жыл бұрын

.___.

@WouldntULikeToKnow.

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's recycling.

@TheGrandIllusionist

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Ghazal it would just go back into your nose. 0:

@dustinchiasson5347

5 жыл бұрын

Those particles would've already been released.

@Mason_Icemud

5 жыл бұрын

The god said so its true

James saying “I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” I was like WAIT A MINUTE

Archeology joke: Why did the doctor become an archeologist? His career was in RUINS HAHAHAHHAHAHA I'll leave now... Edit: Spelling errors

@kassidy8531

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not a archaeologist but I get it

@zeehansen3011

6 жыл бұрын

Why did the doctors become archeologists? To escape ISIS. Someone will get it.

@chimmys577

6 жыл бұрын

Inspire how does one become a "archeology"?

@Rogue_Rouge

6 жыл бұрын

*Autocorrect* *Read Moar*

@Hyenabro

6 жыл бұрын

DavidTheGamer i want moar

“Fly safe!” James: i have no control over that! “Fly safe!” Me: you too

@Maxtriks_

3 жыл бұрын

Hi sisters

@noorandlena6333

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I said when someone said “happy birthday” 😞✌️

@l_alphy

3 жыл бұрын

Waitress: Enjoy you’re meal! Me: Thanks, you too

5:51 we don’t call it a washroom in Wisconsin

Ok i grew up in the south and have lived there my whole life and never heard the phrase the devil beating his wife.

me: uses subtitles subtitles: [Jaiden]: No. Expect a call from my lawyer me: *literally dies*

@msc0505

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! Thank you 😂

@isabelmcc8357

5 жыл бұрын

It’s not there ?!

@lorskywalker414

5 жыл бұрын

im confused

@grilledcheese_253

5 жыл бұрын

Yaasssse

The Devil Is Beating His Wife At Super Smash Bros

@leticiaalvarez9987

5 жыл бұрын

OMG YESH

@justanotheryoutubewatcher230

5 жыл бұрын

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@cm5061

5 жыл бұрын

dat makes sense

@jincmedia

5 жыл бұрын

.

@Ghostphotography06

5 жыл бұрын

Now this I can agree with

6:03 where I live my grandparents call this “sunroi” or “sunny rain”, I’ve had it happen to me 3 times in my whole life.

Random Thoughts "Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?" "All foods have the same taste, we just react to the food differently" "Bananas and avocados are the only fruit to have no juice whatsoever" "Someone could've altered the past and we'd have no way of knowing" "Why do laundry baskets have holes on the sides?" "French Toast, French Toast, French Toast" "Can mind readers control their ability or does it happen automatically?" "Massaging is paying to do what anybody can do for free" "Lego people, gingerbread men, and action figures live in homes made of their own flesh" "YAHOO-" "Stealing is just permanently borrowing without permission" "One bird can't make a pun, but toucan." "Corn and bread are technically burnt twice. Corn burns into popcorn, then burnt popcorn, and bread burns into toast, then burnt toast. "A large amount of libraries have a mirror in or nearby the comedy section." "Mother, I require sustenance" "In an alternate universe everybody is Shrek." "Unlike in cartoons, some people get more cowardly as they get older" "For all we know, turkeys could actually be incredibly smart, they're just pretending to be stupid." "MOO-" "Why is this comment still going" "Your choices in life don't actually matter, as everything that's happened and ever will happen is already set in stone." "Catapults are weaponized see-saws" "If you're still reading this, say something in the replies. Like actually say the word something." "People who like spicy food are technically pyromaniacs" "If you spell applesauce with just a, you get AAAAAA-" "Mosquitoes are the worst things in existence" "Fish." "Never gonna give you up" "[Insert the entire Bee Movie script here]"

@aidenbagshaw5573

Жыл бұрын

Something

@PonandCon9025

Жыл бұрын

@@aidenbagshaw5573 oh cool you actually did it

My mom:WHAT ARE U WATCHING?!! Me: SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL MY MOM: ABOUT WHAT? Me:RANDOM STUff!

@jdandn6194

5 жыл бұрын

Schleich S'mores 101 lol

@ellathewolf4754

5 жыл бұрын

Umm what did I just haer!? Plzz go away wierdo

@schleichsmores1015

5 жыл бұрын

What?

@Palladium001

5 жыл бұрын

Mom: ABOUT WHAT?? Me: WHERE DID HITLER KEEP HIS ARMIES UP HIS SLEEVIES HAHAHA

@ellathewolf4754

5 жыл бұрын

Ok sorry but why you post that!?

IM GONNA SMELL MY HAND UNTIL IM MISSING ONE.

@suhxn

6 жыл бұрын

Wormy Wormson LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@an0therW

6 жыл бұрын

Wormy Wormson Your nose is going to be so big

@cookie.coffee4767

6 жыл бұрын

Whack

@averysavory7409

6 жыл бұрын

Wormy Wormson how bout u tell Matthias to smell his ear until its back to normal

@Nugcon

6 жыл бұрын

ok.

“I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” 😱💀 WHA-

Jokes for archaeologist "just enough crunch so you can pretend to not hear the doorbell" got an ad for Oreos right after he searched it up

so if we smell ourselves.... we will become lighter? *starts sniffing self aggressively* 😂 newest workout lol

@killerwolf58342

5 жыл бұрын

Callia Shu hey m8. I just realized it wouldnt work if you smell yourself because then your just putting the weight right back into your body. Technically speaking and a random thought i had.

@killerwolf58342

5 жыл бұрын

Idk why i said it but well you were the first comment i stumbled on. Sry m8

@calliaandrea5683

5 жыл бұрын

killerwolf58342 omg you are a genius 😂 that means you have to hire someone to smell you lol

@luisa-ks8lc

5 жыл бұрын

Callia Shu XD

@sccool9181

5 жыл бұрын

Vacuum cleaner

Where did Dumbledore’s Army hide? Up his sleevies

@evelyn6662

5 жыл бұрын

HahahaI was on a 24 hour harry potter movie/youtube vid harry potter theme streak....... help me..... Im dead inside now..

@xiyuanl7196

5 жыл бұрын

DomiJa

@stxrz1460

5 жыл бұрын

Room of requirement. Oh never mind.

@jamiwicker2516

5 жыл бұрын

Cloudy Wolf lol

@titanfallgecko2764

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't they hide in the room of requirement

In Massachusetts we call it a bubbler as well

Lmao, I love how you put washroom in Wisconsin (I'm a Wisconsinite) and I can confirm it's bathroom

James: Every time we smell something, it gets a little lighter. Me: bETteR StARt SmeLLiNg tHE wEighTs

@dkleparek

3 жыл бұрын

Great joke. 👍👍

@windy2424

3 жыл бұрын

True

@RockyCube

3 жыл бұрын

IAMSANDWICHGOD

@Ayerevy

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@jimrobs4164

3 жыл бұрын

100th like hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahajahahhahahajahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahah