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@Blikblok

Жыл бұрын

Ofcourse Joeseppi

@Testaccount_98765

Жыл бұрын

But what if the plushie gets me?

@DaddyDellConagher

Жыл бұрын

time to buy a jar

@rando7407

Жыл бұрын

Poggers

@cookienom2407

Жыл бұрын

Omg finally!

This man could make an 8 hour narration on watching paint dry and it'd still be entertaining

@cxeron

Жыл бұрын

oh didnt think I would see you here

@Nebula1146

Жыл бұрын

new video idea

@_Gam3r

Жыл бұрын

"You can see right here on the left, something looks like its solidifying, but what if the one next to it doesn't? you can also see here that nothing has been happening, this goes on for a while, right there there is another little drop becoming a little solid. Let's explain, so basically the paint is in the sun and then it dries, it cant all dry at once because there is different amounts of sun on each bit. If we shined a light on one of the drops it would solidify faster, and in doing so it would expand and dry. The drops can appear to be wet for a while, but they wont last, they'll just form another one. If another one dries, another one will dry. And so on. Watching paint dry is very cool, but if you think about this I think we are going to see things we would miss in life. We see our day job as something we must do, we don't think about what it means for us. It's just something we do for money, but what is money? And what's the meaning behind work, do you have some sense of that? The paint is like life, it's constantly bad but it solidifies and becomes good again. For many years that one thing about work that stuck out to me was that if it did not improve or get good the paints would come and it would come back, and so I had to work every day until I stopped trying and then the paint would wet again, do you think about that? Back to the paint, it didn't change, god I hate this KZread thing..."

@bird9675

Жыл бұрын

Ayyy nice walls flow

@jakubgamer6485

Жыл бұрын

@@_Gam3r damn

At first, I thought he had actually gone to a desert… but the more I watched, the more confused I got 😂

@tenzinc1514

Жыл бұрын

yes i thought he made 3d animations

@egizikid

Жыл бұрын

Your not the only one

@whoisanarnb

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@TAC9_

Жыл бұрын

@@whoisanarnb yes

@vibraniumpotato6493

Жыл бұрын

Same

ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR JOESEPH WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 2

Time to put my Joseppi stuff toy into the "Jar"

@Joeseppi

Жыл бұрын

please not the jar...

@zuki_san8735

Жыл бұрын

​@@Joeseppi oh yes the jar

@manwithgun9768

Жыл бұрын

You monster..

@ishaan8212

Жыл бұрын

1 Joseppi 1 jar

@blyat3228

11 ай бұрын

@@Joeseppi Lónyál=Horse split in hingarian

The "Italian Sausage" crushed my hungarian soul

@matyasmolnar4888

Жыл бұрын

Same bro

@n0rbert79

Жыл бұрын

Yep... he crushed me also at 4:18

@bambusz0131

Жыл бұрын

also the "lónyál booze" 😆

@Oachlkaas

Жыл бұрын

As an Austrian, i knew immediately that it was hungarian salami

@n0rbert79

Жыл бұрын

@@Oachlkaas Bin stolz auf Dich... Endlich jemand ausserhalb Ungarn der sich sowas auch erkennt. Grüsse aus Ungarn.

He got hundred miles away from home and still not touched grass, THATS MY MAN

@ridhosusandy7541

Жыл бұрын

Bruh, there is no grass in the desert

@nathangough8849

Жыл бұрын

17:57 bro finally touches grass

@weirdyoutubechannels

Жыл бұрын

mineeee bannner is the best!

@the_parasites

Жыл бұрын

@@ridhosusandy7541 bro didn't get the joke

@massiveidiot77

Жыл бұрын

@@nathangough8849 spoilers man

This video lived for so long in the back of my mind, I need the 2nd part...

@neathancenteno8143

6 ай бұрын

I need it, fast

@Goodname1108

Ай бұрын

Fr

Now this video is....art. This video is not a video, it is a movie. Hollywood directors should learn from you. We are honored that you covered our game, this is just beyond amazing.

@acatlol2930

Жыл бұрын

I know this is a fake account.

@acatlol2930

Жыл бұрын

You really don't deserve that heart.

@bigballslop

Жыл бұрын

Your game is great, funny how it really is just what it says on the tin, and is treated on the wiki like some complicated ARG or myth.

@jamesbrownhill6819

Жыл бұрын

@@acatlol2930 bro it isn’t check the channel, nerd.

@thelongdrive5727

Жыл бұрын

@@acatlol2930 Hey now, don't be rude! : )

Tip: Use the pysics lock option "full interior". That way, Benny and Rifle are always safe and sound.

@friedfrenchesisinyourwalls

Жыл бұрын

GET THIS COMMENT LIKES SO JOESEPPI SEES IT

@thelocalmothman

Жыл бұрын

Yo what game?

@therealblacktronempire1987

Жыл бұрын

@@thelocalmothman The Long Drive maybe? The game that he played?

@orionthehuman

Жыл бұрын

After seeing Camodo Gaming play this game for 170 episodes, we know what happens when it's not on.

@bellerophon5566

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Joeseppi doesn't know of this mechanic. Which is good for the video cause Benny would have no role in it if he was glued to the front seat.

Here's a few tips: 1. You can open the Bus doors with a button hiding under the front bumper of the bus 2. You can find tanker trailers and attach them to your vehicles, they are super useful 3. The biggest vehicle in the game is the articulated bus, it's super useful as well 4. The shipwreck stores a bunch of barrels, some of them are empty, some of them have dozens of liters of fuel and water 5. Everything is hostile in the game, never trust anything (other than Benny, he is a legend) 6. You can swap engines for better ones, you will usually find them in old shacks 7. You can adjust mirrors

@therickrollking69420xD

Жыл бұрын

I don't think he's doing a part 2.

@therickrollking69420xD

Жыл бұрын

But this helped.

@Wreckedftfoxy

11 ай бұрын

u gotta take the hubcaps off to replace the wheel

@u238productions

11 ай бұрын

2 more things you can add to the list: 1. To attach the wheel, you need to remove the rim caps (dont add this, i dont know the name in english) 2. You can smash the wood boxes with light objects that you can throw at it and shoot it to get supplies from it

@Tobeyis

11 ай бұрын

how to get off the car?

2:34 "Some people from Hungary were concerned about the survivor named Joeseppi who called a Hungarian sausage Italian Sausage. Hopefully they will calm down once they realize the Italian flag is just the Hungarian flag sideways." -Actual line said by the host of Oldie Radio, AM 800. Run bro.

@Vanden1500

Жыл бұрын

I heard that on the radio aswell lmao, they also mention it on a few other stations

@therealblacktronempire1987

Жыл бұрын

@@Vanden1500 Which ones? I usually only turn on Oldie Radio or Chat till you die, so I'm not so familiar with other shows.

@Vanden1500

Жыл бұрын

​@@therealblacktronempire1987 Steel pants radio (94.1) and chat till you die

@broostysprinkler6389

Жыл бұрын

The hungarian stations also mention this. I love how this video is official TLD lore now

@epicamigo5395

Жыл бұрын

''jossepi can confuse my sausage for any country, and i would love it'' -neon synth radio host''

The dialogue, the visuals, comedy, horror, ALIENS, best boi Benny, this is pure chaotic genius

@Mercenary12577

Жыл бұрын

He violently threw the car 😂😂

I've been playing The Long Drive for quite some time now, and for all that time, I've never seen somebody make something like this out of it. Well done, Joeseppi!

@tataguidu1694

Жыл бұрын

Every time i play it with my brother we keep running out of gas or oil but its really funny

@vodago

Жыл бұрын

check out Charborgs video!

@zeallust8542

Жыл бұрын

@@tataguidu1694 ngl, its hard to run out.

@tataguidu1694

Жыл бұрын

@@zeallust8542 ik, but because we are dumb we tried to put gas in the motor or even the coolant

@LimeyLizard

Жыл бұрын

@@vodago I have! Just as enjoyable!

Finally this man uploaded a video, it only took him 8 years that’s enough time for me to actually get friends

@Joocey

Жыл бұрын

it also takes 8 years to edit, especially like this

@jpettltd

Жыл бұрын

I am currently trying to learn the song crystal ball by candlemass on my bass

@weirdyoutubechannels

Жыл бұрын

myyy bannery is very niceuu!!

@redRuxx

Жыл бұрын

I like penguins

@StephenParlow

Жыл бұрын

My man, you've been circling around a black hole that's been bending spacetime around you 😬

This is honestly a great video. It was so funny and I genuinely am engaged with the story. I can’t wait for part 2 to eventually come in a decade.

Glad to see that is Hungarian game blew popularity across foreign countries. Greetings from Hungary!

@PrtapayEscapeAST

Жыл бұрын

Damn, nem is tudtam hogy magyar, igazi hungari cum

plot twist: the mystery prize is just a 0.1% cut from joeseppi's videos that the winner will never get

@beokendoorstop

Жыл бұрын

That sounds familiar...

@Gomberto2000

Жыл бұрын

They will also be *g o d o f a l l g o d s* on a mobile game he will release, that nobody ever plays

@jackiele8311

Жыл бұрын

And also be given a t-shirt with the channel logo on it.

@bkak2245

Жыл бұрын

@@beokendoorstop enlighten me

@beokendoorstop

Жыл бұрын

@@bkak2245 an earlier video talking about an app where you tap squares

Out of all the things I didn't expect this: *I still like the gameplay with your style of editing though, do more of these!*

WE NEED A PART 2

Y'know, I've never seen other people who play The Long Drive, like Camodo or Spycakes, work on their car before hitting the road. It's nice to see someone care for the thing that keeps them alive and moving in the game.

Joeseppi: "featuring sand, rocks, sand, cacti and best of all sand." Anakin: *nervously sweats*

@MrRamble

Жыл бұрын

Crab.

@kbricks6650

Ай бұрын

Vacuum Cleaner​@@MrRamble

Before the extra national guys find this video: The italian sasuage is most likely hungarian. It's called salami which is a hungarikum which means that is extra hungarian ( it is produced in Hungary so it's too Hungarian to be other) Lónyál means horse saliva in Hungarian. BTW legendary video as all Joseppi videos are.

@laciivak3732

Жыл бұрын

Szalámi? Nem kolbász?

@blushingbutterfly7742

Жыл бұрын

Lónyál basically means non-alcoholic, overly sweet beverages

@blushingbutterfly7742

Жыл бұрын

Also Salami in Hungarian is Kolbász

@Pearoo

Жыл бұрын

@@blushingbutterfly7742 no, sausage is kolbász, salami is szalámi

@weirdyoutubechannels

Жыл бұрын

minee banner is really good

Joseppi PLS PART 2 I LOVE THIS SERIES

It's been 6 months please make a part 2

Bro the type of guy to go from how a brain chip can destroy humanity to a vacation

god, how are you so good at story telling mate? I did not even realize how 20 minutes went, thank you for making a shit day better!

I love to think that joseppi actually made this exact trip out into the desert with Benny and he was kind enough to give us some game visuals to help him tell the story.

Day 270 of waiting for part 2

@Catmeowfs

Ай бұрын

365

@jovariune

Ай бұрын

366

@koisuchi

11 күн бұрын

390

Great vid! The editing and narration are top notch. I'm so hyped to see the next part. Props!

Joeseppi manages to make THIS jankfest into a somewhat gripping storyline, I have no clue how he manages it

@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw

10 ай бұрын

He is built different

Nov 14, still waiting for part 2

@robinstele1793

3 ай бұрын

February 26th, still waiting for part 2

@CASA-dy4vs

Ай бұрын

May 5th still waiting for part 2

@RaccoonWithInternetConnection

29 күн бұрын

Plzzz

i always find it funny that nobody ever thinks remove the hubcap to re-attach a wheel if it falls off it won't work otherwise.

this was truly an amazing adventure, it had the ups and downs, the good times and bad times, it’s been a hell of a ride (literally) can’t wait for part 2

The blue car is a Trabant 601 Universal, a east german car made out of duroplast (plastic). It has a two stroke engine, it needs a mix of oil and gas in its tank

@rodolfo9876a

Жыл бұрын

Sad it's not a sedan, I immediately thought of Jalopy when I saw that car

@wondermenel2811

Жыл бұрын

@@rodolfo9876a the car in Jalopy is a Trabant 601 Deluxe

@rodolfo9876a

Жыл бұрын

@@wondermenel2811 oh crap my bad, I got it wrong

1.4M views and no sequel :(

Still waiting for the continuation

he could post about eating pudding for 8 hours and i would watch it start to finish.

@tanjianyumoe5700

Жыл бұрын

Copied and reworded

@HarvestStudios_38

Жыл бұрын

@@tanjianyumoe5700 😥*boo-womp sound effect plays* ah sorry bud you got me there. i just dont know what to do here! I'm cornered by you clever and witty response! i will tell everyone on the internet not to say "he could post about this and i would watch it" with haste!

@shuffytheman

9 ай бұрын

@@HarvestStudios_38 fair play, I don't know what people think they will achieve by saying the comment is copied

11:09 I found one thing i could take from that damn bus

Im sad this never got continued

@somehoodedguy

17 күн бұрын

Me too :,(

That’s why he was gone for so long

"Italian sosiges" *several hungaryans are typing*

When you see the killer rabbits at the start, but he just ignores them xD The bigger wheels are pretty funny, but they are very glitchy. On earlier builds the scrub-brush was undestructable, so bringing that along was also a must. I found it funny that it took you ages to realize your car was starving of fuel. It would have been the first thing I checked. The blue Hatchback is one of my favorite cars. It is a Trabant 601, a communist car built in East Germany during the 60s all the way to the 80s.

Please make a part 2

I didn't plan on watching all of this in one go... but in the end I just couldn't stop. New favorite YTer.

This man managed not only t o make me want to like the video to give him an incentive to finish telling us the story (at least in the forseeable future) but also to want to play the game myself.

The famous 300 pounds desert rabbits

Chapter 1: 2:12 Chapter 2: 4:46 Chapter 3: 6:33 Chapter 4: 9:20 Chapter 5: 11:35 Chapter 6: 14:57 Chapter 7: 17:36 Chapter 8: 19:16

finally you played TLD. its a great game, you should totally mod it for some great experiences!!! oh BTW. because you couldnt put on the wheel again was because of the thing that came with the wheel for cosmetic reasons. it needs to be off to put it back on also. to open the bus doors you have to aim right below the bumper somewhere and there should be a button to open the doors.

@JalokimYT

Жыл бұрын

I don't think it's only for cosmetic reasons cause when i lost one of those i found that the wheel without that plate fell off the car more often than all the other ones.

@defusion69

Жыл бұрын

It's a hubcap, used for protecting the belly of the rim

This was really good and enjoyable. Your humour and storytelling is amazing! Keep up the great work! 😉

Excellent narration and outstanding storytelling, as usual. Love your vids

The Joeseppi plushie might find itself in Chernobyl if I get my hands on it

Wow, this is exiting. This has everything from adventure, survival, mystery and comedy (because the protagonist is a but stupid) as well as swell video photography where everything looks so real you might think it's not real. Can't wait for future episode(s).

2:34 "Two Italian sausages" Hungarians:🗿

@therealblacktronempire1987

Жыл бұрын

They called him out for this in the game. On Oldie Radio AM 800.

@epicamigo5395

Жыл бұрын

@@therealblacktronempire1987 also fm steel pants radio, and neon synth radio

@Ihaveagasmask

Жыл бұрын

@@epicamigo5395 and angery greg radio station infact steal says his name

part 2 when

@Treehouse298

28 күн бұрын

never

@Stage_76

27 күн бұрын

@@Treehouse298 😭

I have had this game and wanted to see you play it for ages... so glad its finally here!

This game could be a great horror game. Something going after you, even during day and you just hear echoes of it in the air.

Few tips: 1. The Ikarus (bus) has 2 vatiant: single and articulated. The 1st door can be open with the switch under the front bumper. It's their because the original bus had it's door opening switch near the front air intake. 2. In the tanker ship you can find barrels with almost any liquid supply you need. 3. Don't call the 'kolbász' italian sausage, because hungarian people will tear you apart 4. Lónyál can be translated to horse saliva.The term is usually used for cheap booze or a bad mix of (non) alcholic drinks.

@joe31226

Жыл бұрын

as a hungarian i can confirm im looking for him to tear him apart for his sins

I can't wait for part 2, I have trouble feeling invested when other youtubers cover this game especially when the zombie people come in...I don't do well with z-zombies. But you nailed it, I loved this. 💯🔥

Lónyál is a hungarian word. If we devide ló and nyál and translate it, we will get horse spit. Technically meaning Joeseppi is drinking a drink that was created in 1963 and it’s name is horse spit.

So glad to actually see somebody try and take time in this game, been wanting to see it

15:51 Those barrels have oil,water,duzel and gas in it and alot of it so its one of the most OP structures in the game

best video joeseppi's made. this is incredible. it doesn't have the rewatch motive as some others but i'll still stand by how good it is.

As someone who lives in the desert, the opening to this video is accurate.

I thought he actually went on a desert trip until I searched “The Long Drive”

Where's part 2

It's funny to me, but the supplies at the start of the video were Hungarian. The label on the cigarettes say: "szopjále", which is an abbreviation of "szopjál le", which basically means "suck my dick" in Hungarian. The "lónyál" mentioned means "horse spit", the term is slang for non-alcoholic, overly sweet beverages. To all that cared, I guess

@alisworld259

Жыл бұрын

ok

the blue car is a Trabant which are famously unreliable. If you look at the east German Jokes Wikipedia page there's an entire section dedicated to jokes about it, and they're pretty funny

@TheShipMaster

Жыл бұрын

(it also requires oil in the gas)

Please make more videos of this game It's cool seeing how KZreadrs make stories up Like you just wanting a normal vacation and do a road trip but ended up finding out something is off I really love that Plus the little funny bits is nice It also makes me want to buy the game and make some sort of story of my own So please keep making videos about this game it's so fun to watch

Love it when this game pops up in places I wouldn't expect. Got some bad event spawns though. Also, the bus can be opened with a button under the bumper and the engine is in the side, might have contained something useful to siphon

Driving across a desert in a short drive would have been more impressive

cant wait for part 2

@alisworld259

Жыл бұрын

yea

You are way too underrated, you deserve more view , lot of original idea and fun to watch!

“HUUGH HUUGH HUGH- shit, that went in” is a narrative masterpiece

Literally talked about you an hour ago and immediately clicked on your video. We love your videos so much😂❤

We need a part 2. I can’t sleep without knowing what happens to Benny

The narration in this is phenomenal. Man I’d love more videos like this one.

oh boy we need at least 7 episodes of this!

This is truly the vacation of all time.

part 2 when :)

I love this video. The combination of your random topics and games is great.

The whole video is comedy gold, but the "to be Frank" joke sent me into a mix of laughter and cardiac arrest.

Damn that was some good storytelling my dude 👌👌👌

Pro Tip: I think the door opening mechanism for busses is located under the front - right bumper

9:21 if you continue playing, remember to remove the part that covers the outside thingie in the wheel, that was stopping you from putting the wheel back and in 11:04 the bus doors can be opened by pressing a button under the bumperstopper or whatever it's called

I don't know how you managed to make a full blown story line out of this, but you did. Thank you for making this, it's something that I didn't know I needed.

we NEED a part two, we right fully deserve it.

For the first few mins I thought this was an actual story that really happened to you.

Hi I wanted to say this is actually a very well made video and I love your narrative! Please make more content like this and I'm waiting for a sequel

joeseppi's videos are the only ones you can watch all of it 5 times, its just too good

We need part 2!!!

you cannot just drop the most fire video of all time and end it with a "to be continued"

MORE OF VIDEOS LIKE THIS PLEASE YOU WERE ALREADY SO GOOD THIS GREAT

Nothing makes my day better than seeing that a new joeseppi video is out.

The only game i didnt think i needed Joeseppi to play

I want part 2 :(

The fact that he made this so entertaining is truly mindblowing.

Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. Can’t wait for part two if you make it.

Yooo 21 minute video. He got an entire movie for us today guys.

How does this guy make this video both funny and creepy at the same time?