Gambling in less than 30 seconds lmfao

@tracedaugherty5392

Ай бұрын

No. LOSING in less than 30 seconds.

@fahriagung-_.

Ай бұрын

We should learn something useful from it, right?

@haruyanto8085

Ай бұрын

Squirrel can't deny his italian-american heritage

Holy crap that beginning had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep being you Squirrel!

I was crying laughing in the beginning with that gambling lmao 😭. I know the feeling of having to get that one win 🤣

The second I saw the gamble option I knew what was gonna happen lmao

Possibly the best start to a video ever😂

The distraction from frame one is crazy 😂

Lol that was a perfect way to start a game 😂

Squirrel doing a perfect example of why you should not gamble within the first minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Squirrel you can use the price checker tool on items at garage sales and see the worth before buying

@immapotato1

Ай бұрын

I don't think it'll help. he called 487 is a find after buying for 540....

Man lost $688 in 3 min and 33 seconds 😂😂

I’m honestly kinda sad there was no twitch chat during that gem of an intro.

@alyssahouseman6690

Ай бұрын

We were yelling at him to stop lol

16:55 squirrels blackjack addiction makes me cringe so hard lol I love it

Storage simulator or gambling simulator 😂

There you go again with the loans Squirrel. 😅

STICK TO THE STORAGE UNITS SQUIRREL. THE ONES YOU PASSED UP HAD GOOD MONEY TO MAKE IN THEM

I am never riding or gambling with you,Squirrel,You are a menace,lol.

I didn't think this one would be so damn good. I thought it would be like real estate flipping but it is more like treasure hunting; so addicting! Hope you continue this game.

Kids, that intro sequence is a cautionary tale about gambling addiction.

I love the rage of gambling right of the bat. This should be NICE.

@z34rk79

Ай бұрын

I'm dying that Squirrel went broke in less than 4 minutes

Thank god this is a vid game and not real life. It's basically my life this week. Without the actual gambling part

Squirrel you da best! Appreciate what you do for us!

I can't with that beginning. Remind me to never gamble with you. Who the hell stands on a 12!

@slippythefrog

Ай бұрын

He technically did play it correct according to the odds. If you were next to a pissy stranger at a casino they would be mad if you hit there.

The ending actually upset me I was tuned in!!!!

I love all the sims you play Squirrel

Not even 2 minutes in and he's having a mental breakdown

Dude well done i can feel the gambling addiction, made me laugh a loud. A gambling addicted squirrel:)

This was a fun simulator, one of my favorites on your channel! Cannot wait for more uploads!

Best intro ever!

"Is there a table" squirrelem there's so many shelves in your garage

I like the way you stack squirrel, put the epic good condition drone under all the big heavy items lol

Seeing the phasmophobia characters as the ai is a wild sight to see 😂

Use some skill points! :)❤

Lol Squirrel had 3 points that displayed as 13, when he pressed Hit it stayed on 13 😂😂

“That was a find chattt” *lost over 70 bucks *😭

Squirrel is good at every game 😂✌🏼

Lmao, gambling and losing everything straight out the gate is insane

5:40 the start line Okay..

i could hear the vine boom when he opened the box, lol.

the immediate gambling🤣

You have a whole wall full of shelves in your garage and put everything on the floor. 😅 Great watching your gameplay.

What a beautiful day when deadsquirrel play storage hustle ep 1 and it was so enjoyable and have a great day 😊😮🎉❤^^

this would do well as a multiplayer game where you have to bid against real people

Dude absolutely love that gambling in the beging hahaha

He lost 738 Dollars before he even left the garage

Honestly been hoping for a proper series of Sketchy's contract. Not quite to the same degree as lethal company but at least enough to see you guys progress. Not a fan of the simulation games but clearly they're popular.

best opening ever

That was the best intro to the game haha

4:17 and the fact that he’s like it’s a scam. It’s like no shit. That’s what gambling is.

Damn dealer 20 on a soft 19 lmfao

Everyone else: Lmao gambling problems Me: no I don’t have any problems gambling at all😂😂😂

Spending thousands on gambling makes a 10 dollar profit on an arcade machine he spent 540 on. I wish I could buy stuff from you 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the amazing content

"We made bad deals" meanwhile he pays $400 for a $200 locker

I thought you could fix the stuff up to a certain level, or is it just one repair per item?

I think you might have a problem there squirrel.... 😂😂

Please keep this one up. You need to grind

Fkn bought a giant jug of trans fluid because I keep blowing a seal. Big ass jug missed the funnel and soaked the starter and I blew the starter fuse. I'm broke down in my own driveway. 😂

Need moreeeeee

3 mi s in I broke a rib. Maybe peed a little

Those cards shit on you and I absolutely loved it

When he lost everything before 9am i left video

45:10 Advice for developers?

SQUIRELLL! I was soo excited with the $400 storage unit and then you cut us off just like that 😢😢😢 you're breaking my heart 💔

Another video of me screaming at my phone because squirrel doesn't read shit.

🐐🐐

I wish it told you how much others sold it for once you lost out on a bid

4 mins in and im thinking we have a gambling addict

8:05 wait he died??

Bro you lost everything and hunna risk everything again please come gamble with me lol

Lol you got gambling issues Squirrel 😅

Wow what r the odds I come back from Vegas playing blackjack and squirrel is playing? I saw his money draining and wished he stopped :/ gambling is addicting! (I stopped once I was out $40. So I didn't loose like most ppl) I did win $40 day before so it is a wash lol. 3:40 I would restart lol 5:58 he learned nothing OTL 16:18 NOOO at least buy ur stuff first plz oh mah gawd

FUCKN DEAD!!!😂💀

THAT’S BS!!! Make us wait!!!

Press 'I' to check your unspent skill points

Hey squirrel, Content Warning got an update.

Yyeaaaaaaappppppp

lol I only got one foot I’d buy one flip flop lol

He doesn't know his metric system

hiiiiii 🐿️

Have you tried streamer life simulator and internet cafe simulator?

Dude... it's 2 am here and in the middle of my sleep... u just almost put my phone through my own damn drywall.... I kep hearing " yep.... yeeep.... yeeep... " I legit haven't watch Storage Wars since like it came out and I legit HATED that guy..... youre lucky im not sending you a repair bill.... that I could do it 30 minutes 😂 Dude, you need to slow down on these buys unless they have more pokemon cards in them....

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You had skill points you could have used,you had to hit on "I" on the keyboard lol

@DeadSquirrel

Ай бұрын

I figure it out I. Ep 2

@slippythefrog

Ай бұрын

​@@DeadSquirrelit popped up on your screen every time you got experience for selling and it drove me absolutely insane.

Squirrel please scan the studf at yard sales b4 buying and then offer to make money this is just bad business lmao

Am i stupid or at 17:10 does he not make any additional money. He played just to get his bet back

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇 dude needs help prompto.

Please play me in black jack I'm broke.

Can I get more project zomboid content

Play kebab simulator They got blackjack too

No, I will not sell to you for 550 because you're trying to rip me off, but I will sell to this guy for 550 because he's paying for what I asked for

Me: I make a quick meal, happy ready to eat and peaceful Squirrel: I BUSTED A NUT ME: My food: 🍯

This is infuriating. The last 2 items he bought and made 0 dollars. The only benefit he got was xp points.

Just a question, how come you never go back to any of the simulator games

Pretty sure the gameis using micro transactions :)

You should play Yandere Simulator. You play as a girl who is stalking her crush and kill any girl who has a crush on that guy or who that guy talks to and u have to hide the body sometimes and make sure u don’t have blood on ur self.

@Sogmabolz

Ай бұрын

Guess you havent heard

@nicolejones1579

Ай бұрын

@@Sogmabolz heard what

@Sogmabolz

Ай бұрын

@@nicolejones1579 the maker of the game, yandere dev, has been having sexually explicit texted conversations with a minor so major youtubers are avoiding the game like the plague to avoid being associated with him in any way

@nicolejones1579

Ай бұрын

@@Sogmabolz oh dang I literally just heard about the game sometime last week

@Sogmabolz

Ай бұрын

@@nicolejones1579 such a shame too. Its a fun game

start off the video by showing why its bad to gamble

I love your content bro especially the simulator games 🤌🏽