My New Invention...
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Have you ever taken a bit out of an olive thinking it was pitted only to find out by injecting your 3rd mulered tooth into your brain, that it wasnt?
Well, how about one out of metal!
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Now do metal olive oil.
@rash9505
2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe metal Nutella?
@davidarbinger3543
2 жыл бұрын
metal olive oil -> evaporust?
@multishit6664
2 жыл бұрын
No no no. Metal salt shaker. full of olives.
@recordeer8282
2 жыл бұрын
Now do death metal olive oil.
@jean-baptistegaridel8787
2 жыл бұрын
This is the way
Uri's natural blend of pure craftsmanship and utter shitpost always make for amazing videos.
@Rissa_1322
2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this very apt description
@rakinkazi9780
Жыл бұрын
This
@ArmchairDeity
Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t hurt to have one of the coolest names on KZread…
"I'm lazy" says the guy who made a brass salt and pepper shaker with the shape of an olive on a toothpick with his own hands... Wonders will never cease!
@frankierzucekjr
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't he the most humble guy on KZread. He gives me hope in humanity.
@dixingxu
2 жыл бұрын
haha wonder the same
@De-sonrosados-dedos
2 жыл бұрын
@@frankierzucekjr indeed, a very kind and gifted men.
@De-sonrosados-dedos
2 жыл бұрын
@@dixingxu Aaah vi lo que hiciste con ese juego de palabras jaja
@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
10 күн бұрын
See, im lazy because sometimes I run to the store and back simply because it's faster and will ease my patience more. Sometimes you expend extra energy out of laziness, but only because it costs less depending on the situation. It costs way less energy for me to jog for 10, 20 minutes than to walk for an hour and a half, especially when I have stuff in the day I need to do. A lot of our western culture at least relies on the philosophy that work has to be hard - but some brilliant people know work is only the procedure you use to get the task done. Maximize the procedure, and you maximize proficiency and efficiency
Uri you are the answer to the question ‘What would happen if Leonardo DaVinci had power tools’
@alvarojm750
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@notahotshot
2 жыл бұрын
@@alvarojm750, overrated comment.
@KeithOlson
2 жыл бұрын
@@notahotshot, underrated comment.
@laurenz2464
2 жыл бұрын
@@KeithOlson , overrated comment
@DrTubeman
2 жыл бұрын
@@laurenz2464 , underrated comment.
I really dig the way you tied everything together into a whole story.
@joelanttila7927
2 жыл бұрын
same here
One might argue that the solution to this problem is carrying a larger sandwich. Thanks for this cool, fun video, Uri!!
@didndido3638
2 жыл бұрын
...or a smaller case.
@KeithOlson
2 жыл бұрын
@@didndido3638 Yes! A sandwich-sized suitcase!
@hiromi6234
2 жыл бұрын
@@KeithOlson ... a lunchbox?
@KeithOlson
2 жыл бұрын
@@hiromi6234 Pffft. That would be *HIGHLY* impractical. The only *reasonable* solution is a perfect replica of a full-sized suitcase that *exactly* fits a single sandwich, preferably with a tiny combination lock on the latch to keep thieves from stealing the contents. Perhaps a collab with Clucksprung is in order.
@hiromi6234
2 жыл бұрын
@@KeithOlson I must sincerely apologise for my absolute mornity to suggest such a stupid and impractical item. You are so right. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the error of my ways in such a kind fashion, rather than merely criticising and bashing my foolish thoughts.
I get way to much enjoyment from Uri and his bizarre maker projects. The intro was SO good btw.
Not a fan of olives, but I was happy to see this one in my feed!
@moehoward01
2 жыл бұрын
They work well in Martinis. This one, though, maybe not so much.
@De-sonrosados-dedos
2 жыл бұрын
@LaserGadgets I just saw you commenting on Luke's channel, but I see you have some very cool stuff on yours. God, I love that steampunk sword!
@arizonabuckeye
2 жыл бұрын
In your feed 😉 I see what you did there.
@LaserGadgets
2 жыл бұрын
@@arizonabuckeye Actually an accident, but lets say I had a bright moment for once :>
@urituchmanpigeon
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! No worries, this tastes much better than a real olive 😁
I think you broke the record for the most beautiful and weird salt and pepper set. Amazing as always. Love your projects, and keep us laughing.
"We Happy?" "..." "Yo, WE HAPPY?" "No... sandwich everywhere."
Uri: makes a metal olive from scratch Also Uri: says *"sorry I'm lazy"* for using a power tool I don't think you know what lazy means haha
@maeve615
2 жыл бұрын
xD "You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.." ~Inigo Montoya
@vipervidsgamingplus5723
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone has their own ideals on laziness, for him it is using power tools.
that description deserves a like on its own
Oh Uri you beautiful lunatic! Your videos always make my day. Wonderful work. Thank you
I loved how you opened that mess and thought "I need a brass olive salt shaker!" You sir are a genius!
Loved the intro to this video! There's yet another side to you that we saw indulged today. And as for the olives: small is so, so beautiful. Don't limit them to the world's restaurants, Yuri -- everyone should have their own personal salt and pepper.... er, olives!
I can feel how you put your whole heart into every creation. It’s a honor to be let into your process
Love it, especially the leaf and stem, came out incredibly well.
Dear Uri, you made KZread make sense to me, I learn and laugh so much with your videos, thank you very much
The intro had me in tears, really hit my sense of humour!
I just love how ridiculously random your creativity is, God only knows what goes on in your head but your passion and projects turn out awesome every single time!!! As always sir 💯% 👍 🇬🇧. P.s one can only imagine what you would have made if you decided that you also wanted sauce with your food too 🤣😂😅🤔
I really appreciate the fact, that not all psychopaths are evil... Well done sir. You are mad kind genius!
That was a joy to watch. Love the craftsmanship and the comedy.
Your videos are always so entertaining
I love watching your videos. It teaches me more is possible. Thanks Uri
Amazingly talented work. You blow me away Uri with everything you do.
Whimsical would be an understatement, terrific work! Always fun to see what you’ll come up with, greetings from Australia my friend!
Always a fun time to watch your videos, thanks for sharing!
Always a joy to watch. Well done!
What a cool project! Always lovely to see a new Uri video.
I love how when I first subbed it was just a normal metal-working channel. Something to watch when bored and out of curiosity. Now every time I come back it has an added layer of humor and cinematography. Thanks for always striving for better!
Love you Uri - And love all you do mate... NEVER STOP!
love that intro, and such amazing craftsmanship! great video
Great intro! I love the concept and the execution is spot on! Well done, Sir!
excellent work! love the nervous energy.
I love you sense of humor and whimsy! Bravo!
I love the crazyness of you videos. don't stop.
A lot was put into this, and it shows. Great work as always!
I enjoy your art and your sense of humour very much! Keep up the good work Uri.
What a ridiculously satisfying video! From the hilarious opening, to the salty twist! Watching you make things weird and wonderfully crafted, is amazing.
30 seconds in and I ALREADY LOVE IT. You're so creative, funny, talented and such a humble man. I wish you all the best my friend. God bless you buddy
Uri amazing intro! your endeavors in creativity, and curiosity for other forms of expression, is really awesome to see. Cant wait to see more from the ever evolving Uri Tuchman
beautiful. I gave an audible "Oh wow" when you started shaking out the salt. One of my favourite makey videos, thank you so much Uri
Very cool, and the new shop looks amazing!
Love you and your beautiful creations Uri
I watched the intro five times, alwys gave me good chuckle. Great job, I hope we are gonna see more of this in the future
Delightful as always. Keep it up!
I love the randomness of your projects.
Hey riesen Respekt, das Video war ja mal super Aufwendig! Ich feier es extrem mit wie viel Liebe zum Detail du alles machst!
I wish you would make more videos. not only are your videos entertaining but the item's you make are beautiful. you're such a genius.
your so awesome 😎 👏🏼👏🏼 you take everything to the next level!! Awesome job URI!
The production on this vid is off the charts!
To heck with restaurants. There should be a Tuchman Salt & Pepper Set in every lunch box.
Intro was so cool! Good video Uri!
I loved the intro to this one lmao! Amazing work Uri!
Uri, you mad genius, you... As always, good sir, your videos fill me with unfettered delight. To see a craftsman of your talent create things so joyfully is truly a balm for the soul. Keep up the good work!
A magnificently over engineered solution to a problem everyone has but no one knows about. Subscription well earned.
I’m pretty sure this is going to catch on! Another beautiful project! hUgz, Lee
Absolutely love your videos and your character
I can't find the proper words to express the sheer brilliance of your creations. But this one, this one goes light-years beyond.
This video left me with mixed feelings: admiration and laugh! Thanks for the entertaining video, Uri!
Absolutely briliant! I was just expecting a nice artpiece 😃
I admire "olive" your work Uri! 🫒
Been missing you brother of my soul. Thank you!
I've seen some of Uri's crazy projects, but this video finally convinced me I have to subscribe.
Your work is truly amazing
you're literally of my favorite people. So goofy, funny, talented, skilled, I could just keep going on. but seriously you keep doing you! I don't even know you and I'm proud of you!
Very clever, very cool. As always it is great to watch a maestro at work. Thank you.
Man that said looks so good right about now. Love the creativeness
Masterpiece Glad to see a new upload ❤️
that intro was amazing. keep up the good work love your videos!
Great job !! Thank you for your video .
You are beyond all the things. Thank you for bringing tears of laughter so often.
I love your style on things that you craft
I love this. Every single bit of it. Reminds me, in a good way, of when AvE machined a potato.
@duff8402
2 жыл бұрын
Well shit, off to search AvE's history. Never saw that one
@grigorsamsa6564
2 жыл бұрын
@@duff8402 It's... something. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ha6bsrGDgLfVj6Q.html
@dangoodwin5954
2 жыл бұрын
Only here because of AvE. He mentioned this guy quite a while ago and true to AvE, it did not disappoint.
Genius! Such a joy to watch!
Ground breaking, Bravo !
Uri, thank goodness there are still people like you out there 😎
Fantastico! That was a fun intro and a cool project. Thanks!
Bro that needle taper you did by hand off the bench grinder WHEW!!!
That hand-filing of the stem into a round enough shape for threading was nutty.
Lovely as always
The thumbnail had me a title confused....then the reveal of the sandwich in the briefcase had perfect comedic timing 😅 Never change Uri! I love your stuff!
Uri!! I'm begging you, PLEASE upload more regularly!!! I love your video and think you have immense talent that nneds to be shared with the world!! You need more videos we can like and comment so we can flood the algorithm with your content! Please and thank you! Keep up the great work!!
It’s so amazing the lengths and work that you put into something so simple yet so amazing
Very much a fan of your work.
I really like how elaborate the setups that justify your weird ideas are.
Omg you did it again damn love your videos
The opening skit was superb!
That is genius!! Beautiful and functional art !
Stunning work
I liked your nod to 80’s music and video styling or whatever that was. I enjoyed it.
I'm intrigued, and pleased, and completely satisfied. It is just phenomenal.
I am amazed, so random yet lovely, nice work
How Uri hasn’t turned his door handle into a foot or hand yet is shocking!
What a twist! I was certian there would be a few drops of olive oil in it, not salt. Keep up the good work, I reall enjoy your videos!
Nicely done! 🫒
Beautiful and ingenious!
these are fantastic! looking forward to the next creation!
Your imagination is unfathomable. And creativity, I think, is unmatched. Thank you Uri
It goes weirdly in tune with our last dance party... When somebody bitten off a chunk of prop apple in photocorner