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My Least Relatable Story: The Parisian Dentist

In which John recalls a French press junket, a clenched jaw, the kindness of Nat Wolff, and an impossibly handsome Parisian dentist.
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  • @vlogbrothers
    @vlogbrothers2 жыл бұрын

    Tip from a professional writer: If you don't know how to spell incomprehensible, try spelling it both ways at the same time. -John

  • @chelseabailey19

    @chelseabailey19

    2 жыл бұрын

    excellent tip John thank you

  • @vaibhav6826

    @vaibhav6826

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's the other spelling?

  • @yyy222y2

    @yyy222y2

    2 жыл бұрын

    The incomprehensible spelling of the word "incomprehensible". Got it, I'll take note of it

  • @georgplaz

    @georgplaz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vaibhav6826 I often type "incomprihensible". not sure if he meant that, as it is quite a typical mistake for german natives 🤷

  • @vaibhav6826

    @vaibhav6826

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@georgplaz ooooh. Didn't know that

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria2 жыл бұрын

    I once heard there is nothing more Parisian than putting in tremendous effort in order to appear like you’ve put in none.

  • @paulprescod6150

    @paulprescod6150

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Italians call it Sprezzatura

  • @dianem8544

    @dianem8544

    2 жыл бұрын

    Huh, I'm more European than I thought. I was going to say French but apparently the Italians also have a dog in this fight.

  • @clotildevivier8650

    @clotildevivier8650

    2 жыл бұрын

    that's circus performing not paris

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's also the general vibe of high school!

  • @lynth

    @lynth

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@paulprescod6150 French people call it contenance. Americans call it coolness. Artists call it naivety.

  • @isabelasabbatini4431
    @isabelasabbatini44312 жыл бұрын

    If John had written this dentist scene in a book, critics would be going "oh, Americans and their idea of France..."

  • @fairycat23

    @fairycat23

    2 жыл бұрын

    LEGIT

  • @rmdodsonbills

    @rmdodsonbills

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think Shakespeare said it best in "Twelfth Night": If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction"😁

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    2 жыл бұрын

    ++

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    Never has the phrase "stranger than fiction" seemed more applicable.

  • @Liz_Crowley

    @Liz_Crowley

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @DiamondDogVenomSnake1984
    @DiamondDogVenomSnake19842 жыл бұрын

    There is something so sublimely hilarious to me about the sentence “He was a dentist for the love of the game.”

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064

    @rasmusn.e.m1064

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same to me. Even the pun "He was a dentist for the love of the gum" feels less exhilarating

  • @waynejohnson1786

    @waynejohnson1786

    2 жыл бұрын

    Kind of like a rapper who has made millions but is still in the streets gangbanging... but instead of shooting people he’s fixing their teeth. What a G.

  • @panpolypuff

    @panpolypuff

    2 жыл бұрын

    Little Shop of Horrors vibes.

  • @LorneGrimmer

    @LorneGrimmer

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Bruce Wayne of dentists

  • @sanabady6658

    @sanabady6658

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@panpolypuff I'm glad someone else had this thought, but less sadistic, of course

  • @t.h.1492
    @t.h.14922 жыл бұрын

    I like to think that John just casually met a Greek god of healing in Paris, it would explain so much of this story: the wildly lavish waiting room, the excellent care, the drop dead gorgeous looks, the prophetic telling of future psychological pain. John you met Apollo

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    I always sorta suspected I was living in a Gaiman novel. -John

  • @DasGanon

    @DasGanon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers I really want to see Gaiman's impression of a John novel or John's impression of a Gaiman novel now.

  • @ArtichokeHunter

    @ArtichokeHunter

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers the collab we didn't know we needed

  • @marylis84

    @marylis84

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DasGanon this NEEDS to happen!!

  • @lbroderius

    @lbroderius

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @carissa-7
    @carissa-72 жыл бұрын

    I think this story is extremely relatable - I mean who doesn’t have a framed photo of themselves with Cara Delevigne in front of the Eiffel Tower?

  • @josipjagic

    @josipjagic

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @sydneyd7054

    @sydneyd7054

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, mine's with a cardboard cutout in front of the replica in Vegas, but still.

  • @willz7369

    @willz7369

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341

    @ghostsoffishandcrows7341

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @A.Filthy.Casual
    @A.Filthy.Casual2 жыл бұрын

    I think he's just a wildly successful dentist, because the $5k/night hotel apparently just keeps him on call 😅

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    2 жыл бұрын

    ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear ag

  • @dootdoot3713

    @dootdoot3713

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @lbroderius

    @lbroderius

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @rmdodsonbills

    @rmdodsonbills

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very much my thinking as well; the Parisian Dentist to the Stars. Although, I suppose he could be both a billionaire dentist for the love of the game AND wildly successful dentist to the stars. And neither one would exclude him from also being a supermodel/romance novel cover guy.

  • @user-il9ij5wx3n

    @user-il9ij5wx3n

    2 жыл бұрын

    Definetly. European private dentists are LOADED. A dentist is literally among the first space tourists

  • @katiek.982
    @katiek.9822 жыл бұрын

    This is the kind of surreal weird-ass experience that, if it happened to me, I would always 1% doubt happened afterward

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indeed, periodically I will check with Elyse to confirm that the whole affair did, in fact, occur. -John

  • @Rebecca-yb7bt
    @Rebecca-yb7bt2 жыл бұрын

    "We'll always have Paris, Dr. I can't remember your name." I am dying

  • @sydneyd7054

    @sydneyd7054

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @charliespinoza1966

    @charliespinoza1966

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @alicey.c.7316
    @alicey.c.73162 жыл бұрын

    Two pains! The physical pain and the psychological pain! How do you always meet people who utter such resonant lines John? XD

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, I just forget everything else that everyone says to me :) -John

  • @lonestarr1490

    @lonestarr1490

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers We all do. We all do.

  • @olivianeal3531

    @olivianeal3531

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers Now that's relatable

  • @InnuendoStudios

    @InnuendoStudios

    2 жыл бұрын

    In a sense, all pain is psychological

  • @anthonynorman7545

    @anthonynorman7545

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@InnuendoStudios beautiful!

  • @leahhambury8790
    @leahhambury87902 жыл бұрын

    John's stories are always so entertaining yet unfortunate for him

  • @polaroid_of_a_polar_bear1764

    @polaroid_of_a_polar_bear1764

    2 жыл бұрын

    exactly! 😂

  • @ayushagarwal1342

    @ayushagarwal1342

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of 'Canada: A story of insufficient funds'! XD XD

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    2 жыл бұрын

    ++

  • @dillonmyers965

    @dillonmyers965

    2 жыл бұрын

    I retracted my like of this comment, for I would have been the 666th...

  • @leahhambury8790

    @leahhambury8790

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dillonmyers965 noooo

  • @Andi-gq4yo
    @Andi-gq4yo2 жыл бұрын

    the fact that sarah framed that photo 😭 amazing

  • @amykathleen2

    @amykathleen2

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would like to imagine some visitor to their home seeing the photo from a distance and being like “oh nice, is this the two of you in Paris?” and then getting close enough to see the faces and being very confused.

  • @crystalclare1000
    @crystalclare10002 жыл бұрын

    "Absolute monotony and complete terror"..... Also a description of the last 2 years

  • @adag87

    @adag87

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oof. This is too true.

  • @aditi_05

    @aditi_05

    2 жыл бұрын

    +++

  • @blessedbyacurse

    @blessedbyacurse

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @MrWhangdoodles

    @MrWhangdoodles

    2 жыл бұрын

    Too soon.

  • @ClaireF_

    @ClaireF_

    2 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @swagswap
    @swagswap2 жыл бұрын

    My mantra lately has been, "Get skills. Give them away."

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great mantra. -John

  • @erinatwood7495

    @erinatwood7495

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to cross stitch this and mail it to you.

  • @swagswap

    @swagswap

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@erinatwood7495 That's the spirit! :)

  • @jamesrcottrell
    @jamesrcottrell2 жыл бұрын

    Let us all aspire to be compassionate experts, and if in failing expertise, at least be compassionate.

  • @SecretSquirrelFun

    @SecretSquirrelFun

    2 жыл бұрын

    Excellent

  • @jeka8826

    @jeka8826

    2 жыл бұрын

    KZread comments are often horrific. Occasionally, like now, they are eloquent proverbs to live by.

  • @meenakshi6344

    @meenakshi6344

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree with Jeka, so full of kindness. A way of life.

  • @erinatwood7495
    @erinatwood74952 жыл бұрын

    Listen, I think we all need a picture of the hot parisian dentist. We deserve that kind of win in 2022.

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    I also would like a picture of him. But alas, no photographic evidence of this fever dream remains. -John

  • @MrWhangdoodles

    @MrWhangdoodles

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers How unreliable is the narrator here?

  • @lonestarr1490
    @lonestarr14902 жыл бұрын

    "Your needs are about to be met by a compassionate expert" - that surely is one heck of a pick up line!

  • @ishikasingh5909

    @ishikasingh5909

    2 жыл бұрын

    omg yes😂

  • @newcreation19

    @newcreation19

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @MrNicoJac

    @MrNicoJac

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna try it out 🤣

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    It helps if you unveil a motorcycle helmet to reveal that you're the most beautiful person the person has ever seen.

  • @untappedinkwell

    @untappedinkwell

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 +

  • @kitwalker5311
    @kitwalker53112 жыл бұрын

    I’d like to think Cara also has that photo, framed at home 😂

  • @ClaireF_

    @ClaireF_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please god let this be true 😂🙏🏼

  • @spacey-sam
    @spacey-sam2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, whether the stories are relatable or not, John stories are always so great to listen to 🖤

  • @jacksoneide9850
    @jacksoneide98502 жыл бұрын

    The way you said "I go to the dentist!" made me chuckle :)

  • @Liz-xn7iq
    @Liz-xn7iq2 жыл бұрын

    John should write a book about the team up of Dr. Hot Doctor and Dr. Neversneezer Scrooge

  • @lonestarr1490

    @lonestarr1490

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Hot Doctor :D

  • @nastber

    @nastber

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! Maybe a short story for P4A? :D

  • @MattAwad

    @MattAwad

    2 жыл бұрын

    "You have two kinds of pain: the allergies causing you to sneeze and the abnormality of sneezing because it is never normal and I never sneeze."

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    Meeting an impossibly beautiful and wealthy dentist in Paris is not normal. I never meet an impossibly beautiful and wealthy dentist in Paris.

  • @gatsbyx26

    @gatsbyx26

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @DuluthTW
    @DuluthTW2 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to start saying "May all your needs be met by a compassionate expert.", instead of the usual "Have a nice day." I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks for sharing!

  • @ClaireF_

    @ClaireF_

    2 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @CL-go2ji

    @CL-go2ji

    Жыл бұрын

    And? I need some followup on that "letting us know how it goes"!

  • @Izzy-Maurer
    @Izzy-Maurer2 жыл бұрын

    Sarah insisting on framing a photo of her husband looking incredibly awkward with a supermodel in front of the Eiffel Tower just confirms my long-held suspicion that she is the funniest member of the Green family.

  • @colleenlibrarian1061

    @colleenlibrarian1061

    2 жыл бұрын

    She certainly can recognize an image that has layers of meaning to unpack.

  • @vlogerhood

    @vlogerhood

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have 0 doubt she took one look at it and said "This is art."

  • @doctormo

    @doctormo

    2 жыл бұрын

    My read was: "Proof he could have a model, but he's mine."

  • @Fs3i

    @Fs3i

    2 ай бұрын

    Have you heard Hank’s dad jokes?

  • @LucasBenderChannel
    @LucasBenderChannel2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing. I have a strong urge to animate this scene! 👀 Maybe someday. For now, this video goes into the every growing "animate this, yes?" playlist.

  • @SecretSquirrelFun

    @SecretSquirrelFun

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @jeka8826

    @jeka8826

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can already see the scene where the dentist removes his helmet.

  • @tenthz

    @tenthz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @zcmini000
    @zcmini0002 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I forgot that John used to be the famous brother well before Hank The Tiktoker became the famous brother

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know! It's weird! Hank is so (so so so so so) much better and more comfortable with fame than I am, so I am really (really really really really) happy for that particular shoe to be on his particular foot at the moment. -John

  • @majorfallacy5926
    @majorfallacy59262 жыл бұрын

    Private doctors offices (the ones insurance doesn't cover) in European cities often have tacky waiting rooms like that. No idea why. One I went to had a knight's armor propped up in the middle of his, maybe it was a family heirloom. The visits tend to be pretty pricey but not completely unaffordable, usually like 100-150€/visit

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    In America, you spend $200 on a dental visit the moment you open the door. And no knight's armor!! -John

  • @TheShaleco
    @TheShaleco2 жыл бұрын

    I've never seen a photo more worthy of framing 😂

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    The funniest part is that she insisted on putting it among all the family photos--so it's just like us, the kids, our parents, and Cara.

  • @TheShaleco

    @TheShaleco

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vlogbrothers That is just amazing lmao. All you're missing is an appearance of it in the Christmas Cards.

  • @TheRacoonGhost

    @TheRacoonGhost

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheShaleco they could have that photo framed in the background of all future Christmas cards...

  • @sitamshrijal
    @sitamshrijal2 жыл бұрын

    "The Parisian Dentist" sounds like the name of a movie Wes Anderson would make.

  • @sameeksha1460

    @sameeksha1460

    2 жыл бұрын

    And the hotel can be from the grand budapwst hotel!!!(because i was kinda imagining a setting like that)

  • @sofasangriamusic3337
    @sofasangriamusic33372 жыл бұрын

    this was so chaotic. a rollercoaster from start to finish.

  • @adag87

    @adag87

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like John has a lot of those stories

  • @beamerball666

    @beamerball666

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think you just summed up John's biography

  • @Finniaaaa
    @Finniaaaa2 жыл бұрын

    I have to get my wisdom teeth out tomorrow so this story about dentistry is very timely and in a strange way, relatable. Thanks for the 4 min distraction from my nervousness :)

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope your dentist is a Parisian hottie who drives a motorcycle! (Or at least a compassionate expert.) -John

  • @shethatsme

    @shethatsme

    2 жыл бұрын

    As the daughter of a dental hygienist, I recommend bringing headphones for any dental procedure you’re nervous about! Nothing like a good distraction to soothe the nerves 🎧✨

  • @remisica

    @remisica

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shethatsme any other hot tips? I am years deep into avoiding complex and urgently necessary dental work. And I only figured out the headphones trick the day I finally found the courage to admit to my dentist that I have been really terrified all along the long years I've only had her as my life long, avoided dentist, to please be gentler and communicate some more. And she made me cry lmao. I've not been back since, and predictably, and somehow still to my surprise, things have gotten MUCH WORSE. I read not to take calming medication before. And laughing gas is too expensive a thing in my country, so I'd really really love more hot tips please!

  • @shethatsme

    @shethatsme

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@remisica here’s my mom’s advice: if you think you’ll need a lot of work done, find a dentist that has a good reputation and may be generally more expensive just for an evaluation of the mouth (to know what you’ll need done specifically). Not everything needs to be done at the same time, chances are you can spread it out based on what is most urgent and ideally find payment plans for better and more gentle care. Reviews can mean a lot! In the meantime she recommends keeping your mouth is as clean as possible: brush carefully and clean between the teeth and don’t let food sit.

  • @rsalaughton
    @rsalaughton2 жыл бұрын

    It’s become extremely important to me that someone in Paris (or its environs) views this video, knows the celebrity dentist in question, and reconnects him with John. I need this to happen and I need the follow up video when it does.

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    I imagine people who run in that kind of crowd would have their managers do all the KZread watching for them.

  • @ilRosewood

    @ilRosewood

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm a little disappointed someone hasn't figured this out by now. I mean, how many dentists can there be in Paris?

  • @Akari_202

    @Akari_202

    2 жыл бұрын

    If we found some farmers in a early 1900s photograph, we can find a wealthy 21st century Parisian dentist

  • @paulatamaramohamad5794

    @paulatamaramohamad5794

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please we need to know the name of this dentist! And find a picture!

  • @knitterknerd

    @knitterknerd

    2 жыл бұрын

    I watched this video yesterday and just came back because I realized I *need* to see a picture of the dentist, and surely someone here would figure it out!

  • @arunimaphadke
    @arunimaphadke2 жыл бұрын

    I've seen multiple pictures of John looking at Natt with adoration. It was lovely to see that the same reciprocated in that interview clip :')

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    I really love that guy. I think so, so highly of him. -John

  • @lorenabpv
    @lorenabpv2 жыл бұрын

    i can only hear from one ear atm because i went swimming yesterday and i can't get water off my left ear. this video popped up and made me smile, thanks john for your lack of relability

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am sorry for the ear discomfort. That is very unpleasant! I hope that it resolves and/or you are able to get help from a compassionate expert soon. -John

  • @marshm3llow467

    @marshm3llow467

    2 жыл бұрын

    I heard from a doctor that you can try pointing a hairdryer at your ear to get the water out. Sounds like a very unpleasant experience but maybe you could try it? Or just go to your own doctor if that’s available to you, I thought I’d comment incase it’s not!

  • @curiousKuro16

    @curiousKuro16

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@marshm3llow467 You can also just put like a hot towel on your ear or lay on a hot towel.

  • @lonestarr1490

    @lonestarr1490

    2 жыл бұрын

    If it's your left ear, tilt your head to the right until the ear is almost horizontal, and then with your right hand seize the upper end of your left ear and pull it towards the top of your head. If it's your right ear, you're screwed... ... just kidding. Do the same thing, _mutatis mutandis._

  • @twojuiceman

    @twojuiceman

    2 жыл бұрын

    For a second I was trying to figure out what an "ear atm" was, before I realized it was an acronym for "at the moment"

  • @bee.smarty
    @bee.smarty2 жыл бұрын

    John's Anxiety: "John, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

  • @sarahhokanson5391
    @sarahhokanson53912 жыл бұрын

    2 favorite phrases: A) Compassionate Expert B) Dentist for the love of the game ❤️😂

  • @KTRC1221
    @KTRC12212 жыл бұрын

    Ear to ear smiles the entire video. Such a fun story John, even if it isn't relatable!

  • @WintaAssefa

    @WintaAssefa

    2 жыл бұрын

    Screw relatable! Nothing is universally relatable anyway.

  • @AlyssaTheGeek
    @AlyssaTheGeek2 жыл бұрын

    The most relatable part of this: "Dr. I-Can't-Remember-Your-Name"

  • @yaumelepire6310
    @yaumelepire63102 жыл бұрын

    "Parisian dentist with impossible levels of facial symmetry" is one hell of a sentence.

  • @fourthhorndeservesrats7584
    @fourthhorndeservesrats75842 жыл бұрын

    this is the best story, no other story will ever top this one

  • @sexyscientist

    @sexyscientist

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even if the light was on?

  • @handlejl225
    @handlejl2252 жыл бұрын

    The first time I read Paper Towns was halfway through a week absolutely stuffed with exams and was burning myself out studying every free second for these exams until I couldn’t do it any more so I started to read PT (I’d wanted to read one of John’s books for a while). Admittedly it didn’t help me get any more sleep than studying, but it gave me the escape I needed and let me know that there was more to life than stressing over grades. I finished it in three days (it only took that long because of stupid exams getting in the way).

  • @garrymugen486

    @garrymugen486

    2 жыл бұрын

    i know the moral of the story is not the "stupid exams" but how did they turn out, and did how they turn out eventually lead to something else awesome in your life? I know it's a strange q to ask but for some strange reason i feel there is one lol. No pressure replying, but i do hope it lead to great things no matter which way they went. Safe journeys.

  • @booksvsmovies

    @booksvsmovies

    2 жыл бұрын

    Family enough I also read Paper Towns for the first time during a stressful exam season.

  • @itsmekatiep
    @itsmekatiep2 жыл бұрын

    I have dental anxiety to an extreme enough level that I am considering flying to Paris regularly to have the beautiful compassionate dentist be my regular provider.

  • @pattheplanter

    @pattheplanter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do you have a film company to blindly sign any cheque put in front of them?

  • @SongHarmonizer
    @SongHarmonizer2 жыл бұрын

    currently working through dentophobia and dental-related trauma and I think hearing about an impossibly beautiful dentist who says things like "you have physical and psychological pain" has done more for me than the last 6 months of therapy

  • @maryforcier6021
    @maryforcier60212 жыл бұрын

    When the dentist showed up on a motorcycle, this could have gone very "Little Shop of Horrors"

  • @wendybird7059
    @wendybird70592 жыл бұрын

    Relatable…not the specifics…but humans helping? Makes being alive worth all the jaw clenching moments.

  • @tabithakathlene4438
    @tabithakathlene44382 жыл бұрын

    After much drama with library holds, I finally checked out a copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed yesterday! It has been a great companion so far and kept me company while donating blood this afternoon.

  • @vlogbrothers

    @vlogbrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great to hear. Thanks for donating blood! -John

  • @GoldenDragon403
    @GoldenDragon4032 жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian dental professional I want to see this waiting room, it sounds wild

  • @taffythelogolept4490
    @taffythelogolept44902 жыл бұрын

    My needs met by a compassionate expert: I'll never forget the nurse who was my first contact when I came in for my first appointment last March to see my general physician. My husband asked me to go for a physical so we could get in there system, and I ended up breaking down about my deteriorating mental health. I explained to the nurse that I hadn't sought help yet because I didn't want to detach attention from people who needed it more. Her response was unforgettable to me. She stood in front of me, looked me square in the eye, and said "Just because there are other problems does not mean you don't have one." She helped me get an evaluation for depression and helped me schedule with their resident psychiatrist, who then set up a treatment plan for me that has slowly been helping since. Thank God for compassionate experts.

  • @TheMitchyevans
    @TheMitchyevans2 жыл бұрын

    This is now one of my favorite stories.

  • @bennyfactor
    @bennyfactor2 жыл бұрын

    "So I see the Parisian dentist and he says, 'part of the pain is physical, and part of it is mental. I will fix the physical pain, but for the mental pain, treatment is simple. Great thinker John Green is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' 'But doctor, I am John Green!'"

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin2 жыл бұрын

    I refuse to believe that when he said "You have two pains: the physical pain and the psychological pain" out of his impossibly good-looking face in his Parisian accent that you didn't swoon at least a little bit. I mean, nobody's *that* heterosexual.

  • @Ross_mo

    @Ross_mo

    2 жыл бұрын

    he was swooning when the dentist walked in. go back and listen to his description 😂

  • @kirstenroos6781
    @kirstenroos67812 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know I needed this story but I DID and that photo of you and Cara is sooo amazing! Hahaha

  • @mineola_
    @mineola_2 жыл бұрын

    Today I too experienced a compassionate expert for the first time in a long time. It was my therapist who told me she had no idea what I was trying to say while I was going on a longwinded tirade, trying to not talk about how horrible I felt while seemingly talking about it. At first I was really hurt, embarrassed and felt suoer guilty and like a bad person. But then she explained that she saw I was suffering and that I was actively making it harder to get help by doing this. And that it was my choice if I didn't want to talk about it, that I could just tell her. But if I did want to talk about it she would try and help me. And honestly that broke me in that moment. All my life I pretend I am fine, so much so that most of the time I believe it myself. And usually people accept it, but here was someone who could see past that, and still left me the choice of whether or not to deal with it.

  • @alexbistagne1713

    @alexbistagne1713

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a lovely experience. Thanks for sharing, and good luck in future therapy.

  • @AloisNightmare19
    @AloisNightmare192 жыл бұрын

    I love the moral that this unrelatable story shouldn't really be that unrelatable at all. May we all meet caring and compassionate experts this year.

  • @secretforreddit
    @secretforreddit2 жыл бұрын

    Even your least relatable story still feels deeply relatable and important. You are truly a masterful storyteller!

  • @aemi5929
    @aemi59292 жыл бұрын

    This makes me think of my psychiatrist. Most psychiatrists I’ve been to (and I’ve seen many) were just throwing prescriptions at me and then I was out the door. One particularly bad experience I had a psychiatrist basically tell me to kill myself during a crisis. Now though, my current psychiatrist is literally one of the best things to happen to my mental health. They actually listen to me, they understand my history with meds and always make sure I’m comfortable, they check in multiple times a week and during appointments they actually talk to me. It’s to a point where she can immediately tell if I’m not doing well by the tone of my voice or how much I talk. Having a professional that is both knowledgeable and cares is incredible, especially for physical and mental health problems

  • @tinfoil_hat7727

    @tinfoil_hat7727

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm actually in tears because I know that if someone had validated all my worst intrusive thoughts and encouraged me to give up when I was at my lowest, I probably wouldn't be here today. What kind of twisted person do you have to be to go into PSYCHIATRY and think that that is at all okay to say to a patient?? Best of luck to you and I hope you get all the compassion you need.

  • @AnneleenRoesems
    @AnneleenRoesems2 жыл бұрын

    Being helped by a compassionate expert is honestly the best and I'm happy to say that it has happened to me before. You made me appreciate it more!

  • @AgentMaayan
    @AgentMaayan2 жыл бұрын

    This is, surprisingly, exactly the story I needed to hear today. It's a need that was capably met by a compassionate expert, funnily enough. Thanks, John!

  • @mattwillows5927
    @mattwillows59272 жыл бұрын

    I love your storytelling, I was listening to the Fleece story recently and this video gave me that feeling.

  • @BlazeOGlory
    @BlazeOGlory2 жыл бұрын

    He's right you know. Having a need that is capably met by a compassionate expert should be a lot more relatable. I have seen so many experts that just want to get you out of there and move on to the next patient (and I get it that there are a lot of reasons for this but I am not trying to write an entire essay here) and it is really refreshing to see someone that actually still cares. I still go to my current doctor specifically because she has me call her with updates on my mental condition even though she has absolutely no obligation to.

  • @connerturner529
    @connerturner5292 жыл бұрын

    You're forgetting the third option were dentist "can't remember your name" moonlights as a world renowned art thief and dentistry is just his day job cover. He was actually just wrapping up a job before seeing you, that's why he got the cool protag. hair flourish on scene entry.

  • @laineylarsen245

    @laineylarsen245

    2 жыл бұрын

    Headcanon accepted

  • @RainaRamsay

    @RainaRamsay

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh I like this one

  • @pissqueendanniella4688
    @pissqueendanniella46882 жыл бұрын

    "...we all deserve to find a compassionate specialist..." after a life time of sadistic medical professionals and quacks misdiagnosing me and ignoring my concerns with a "silly child" that in at least one case became a massive issue that still defines my life today and a 15 year boycott of medical professionals, I have finally FINALLY found a doctor who is a Transgender Specialist and i have yet to find out if she's compassionate (my first appointment happens to be international women's day, 8th march) but I've heard many many very good things. I wish the first part of this story was much less relatable but I'm still happy I got here eventually

  • @chesh1rek1tten

    @chesh1rek1tten

    2 жыл бұрын

    From this trans guy to you: crossing my fingers that this works out for you!

  • @Molscheira

    @Molscheira

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh I really hope this doctor can met you where you are with the compassion you need!

  • @Naiyelli
    @Naiyelli2 жыл бұрын

    This video really shows how good of a storyteller John is!

  • @Rhaifha
    @Rhaifha2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, as a chronically ill person, I related to this story only recently. *This week* I finally had a compassionate and understanding doctor and it made me cry because I've had my fair share of horrible ones. I hope we can all find compassionate and understanding health care professionals.

  • @kamaxox123
    @kamaxox1232 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite videos in a while. It just made me so happy

  • @bradnarraway9141
    @bradnarraway91412 жыл бұрын

    Now maybe I've never been a successful author who had one his works transformed into a feature film, and maybe I've never been to Paris, and maybe I've never even met Nat Wolff or Cara Delevigne, but I'll tell you ... I did once receive compassionate treatment at the hands of a capable expert, and then an indifferent and physically unremarkable pharmacist in my home town filled my prescription for Tylenol 3, so ... you know, similar story beats! John, sometimes you and your brother are simpatico, and work together either knowingly or unknowingly to touch on similar themes and advance a cogent point across multiple videos - and then sometimes one of you is the yin to the other's yang. Both are wonderful and lovely and I wouldn't ask for it any other way.

  • @stoev7098
    @stoev70982 жыл бұрын

    Dude was rubbing shoulders with world stars in Paris and is surprised he gets send to a very expensive privet dentist, yeah unrelatable. Love you john.

  • @sharpieRulestheWorld
    @sharpieRulestheWorld2 жыл бұрын

    It warms my heart to know Nat was helping John keep calm 🥰

  • @flibbertygibbette
    @flibbertygibbette2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad you shared this story so I could watch it on my very brief break between putting out various proverbial fires. It has categorically made my very stressful day better.

  • @Eeraleye
    @Eeraleye2 жыл бұрын

    Oh wow! I didn't realise how much I needed this 🤣. Love it! Thanks, John, for bringing a good laugh into my somewhat dismal day 😊

  • @emmag938
    @emmag9382 жыл бұрын

    thanks for the story john! it really made me smile and laugh

  • @JamesTodino
    @JamesTodino2 жыл бұрын

    This is the most beautiful story ever told. I am crying. Thank you.

  • @swanyriver
    @swanyriver2 жыл бұрын

    There is nothing quite as sweet as the kindness and insight from someone when you don't yet know how much you need it, thank you for sharing your story, it reminded me of the compassion I received in the past from graceful people

  • @bobboulden
    @bobboulden2 жыл бұрын

    You painted such a great picture of what the dentist looked like unveiling his beautiful mane that I could see it perfectly in my mind.

  • @SpeakShibboleth
    @SpeakShibboleth2 жыл бұрын

    The thing I learned from this video: John has a mortgage. He's donated millions to charity and he has a mortgage. He's a better man than I am.

  • @PaolaCucurullo
    @PaolaCucurullo2 жыл бұрын

    Just when I thought I was going to get through a full John video in laughter BAM! right in the feels. Loved it, John

  • @davidott9559
    @davidott95592 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love the stories you guys tell. You’re always so down to earth and it helps me see how beautiful life can be through the ups and the downs. dftba John and Hank!

  • @toothferrin
    @toothferrin2 жыл бұрын

    As a dental student, this is the most relatable story I’ve heard on this channel. Haha (I am relatively new here tho) Great content as always. Love the channel.

  • @possiblypoet
    @possiblypoet2 жыл бұрын

    If that dentist doesn’t make a cameo in at least ONE John Green book…

  • @tass466

    @tass466

    2 жыл бұрын

    The problem is that it's such an utterly unbelievable story in fiction!

  • @svetlanakholmetskaya6282
    @svetlanakholmetskaya62822 жыл бұрын

    I will be forever fascinated with people who tell stories. Thank you for sharing this one.

  • @celineg7080
    @celineg70802 жыл бұрын

    Smiled my way through this video. Thank you for sharing this story with such compassionate storytelling✨

  • @radagastwiz
    @radagastwiz2 жыл бұрын

    At a hotel that fancy, when the concierge gets you a dentist, they get you a DENTIST.

  • @SecretSquirrelFun

    @SecretSquirrelFun

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha

  • @zodayn4767
    @zodayn47672 жыл бұрын

    Vezitos, please make an animation of this sexy wealthy dentist story XD we need you.

  • @gingercaano7915
    @gingercaano79152 жыл бұрын

    Thank you to all the compassionate experts

  • @jacobharris5211
    @jacobharris52112 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for this video. I have had an extremely stressful work day and you really made laugh and smile when I needed it most

  • @Floytie
    @Floytie2 жыл бұрын

    This literally sounds like the premise to one of your books. Highly romanticized, out of US location, and an anxious protagonist. 5 stars.

  • @fengjiang4920

    @fengjiang4920

    2 жыл бұрын

    +++

  • @christianhuble4986
    @christianhuble49862 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite John Greene story. The Parisian Dentist should be a future novel.

  • @marcusklaas4088
    @marcusklaas40882 жыл бұрын

    I love that even after a millennium of making vlogbrother videos John still produces stories that he hasn't told before yet. And such a good one too!

  • @lavanyasunthara
    @lavanyasunthara2 жыл бұрын

    I think this is one of the best stories you ever told us, I know unfortunately it was painful for you but still you gave us the gift of a hilarious story! Thank you!

  • @Sinyk2u
    @Sinyk2u2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you John for reminding me that the things we take forgranted are the things that matter the most. Like breathing, drinking water and of course unclenching your jaw.

  • @devanbrowne8706
    @devanbrowne87062 жыл бұрын

    I hope someone is able to recognize that dentist from your description and let him know how he touched your life. The other possibility is that there are enough Parisian dentists matching that glowing description that it can't be narrowed down to just one. I'm not sure how I'd feel about that.

  • @nariu7times328
    @nariu7times3282 жыл бұрын

    I laughed all the way through this, but also felt cared for. Thanks John.

  • @pamelarojas7754
    @pamelarojas77542 жыл бұрын

    The story itself may not be relatable, but the feelings are. Loved the story♥️

  • @buffienguyen
    @buffienguyen2 жыл бұрын

    I too would also like my needs met by highly qualified, insanely attractive, possibly very rich, motorbike-riding, and leather jacket-wearing professionals

  • @shethatsme
    @shethatsme2 жыл бұрын

    For all the folks commenting about dental anxiety, most places should allow you to have headphones for more complicated procedures - you know if a certain quotable Parisian is unavailable.

  • @elissajaguar
    @elissajaguar2 жыл бұрын

    Many stories are unpredictable, engaging, and surprising. For me, this story takes all three categories to new heights. Thanks for the amazing story and storytelling, John!

  • @brandonroberts7357
    @brandonroberts73572 жыл бұрын

    The energy of this video is honestly indescribable.

  • @jonasw3945
    @jonasw39452 жыл бұрын

    The least relatable thing here is that you most likely paid less in that fancy dentist in paris than any medical experience here in the USA

  • @Reeezeful
    @Reeezeful2 жыл бұрын

    Who else is low key jealous of John to have a picture holding Cara Delevingne in his arms, while being in paris. And the best thing ever about is that every other male would be "omg that's the best 5 seconds of my life" while I imagine Johns brain going sth like this "THIS IS SO AWKWARD; GET ME OUT OF HERE" - and I love that

  • @dkecskes2199
    @dkecskes21992 жыл бұрын

    John, for many of us, you are that compassionate expert. Likewise for Hank and all your family and all the Complexly team. Thank you for showing up to your office.

  • @LooneyMann
    @LooneyMann2 жыл бұрын

    watching this was such a joyous experience