"MY KIDNAPPING STORY" - Stand Up Comedy by Manoj Bhandari
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MY NEW STAND UP COMEDY VIDEO IS HERE.
This is my 3rd Stand Up Comedy video and a pretty special one for me. For years I have been wanting to share this story where I was KIDNAPPED and finally it's here.
After all this when i reached home, my father, my entire family including the new member my Jijaji, were just too glad that i was alive. We did call the police, and it turned out that these 4 people had been on a rampage for almost a week and just a night before they had kidnapped and shot a guy who was apparently the son of a judge and had thrown him into a nullah (kakrola/najafgarh drain, near dwarka mor). As per police, these guys just wanted to get real quick famous in the crime world.
That Maruti zen was a stolen one. They had snatched it 2 days back from a random middle class guy. They just used to snatch car from people as soon as these four ran out of gas/petrol in their car.
My brother in law took me to the nearby hospital (Ayushman hospital dwarka) after some time at around 1 am and there was no hidden injury except the memories of that ride which are etched in my mind till date.
My only advice, bachpan me bachhon ko ye bhi sikhana chahiye ki anjaan admi se khane ki cheez ke alawa lift bhi nhi leni chahiye. Take lift or give lift at your own risk.
Saale mera voter id bhi le gaye. Bc mai vote nhi kar pa raha hun (joke).
Maine agle 1 saal tak koi LIFT nhi li. Apni building ke 6th floor tak mai seedhiyon se jaata tha. Gym jaata tha par gym me koi weight LIFT nahi kiya. 1 saal tak sirf cardio kiya.
Jokes apart. Thanks for watching this. Do follow on instagram, baaki details wahan share karunga. Aur live shows pe aao yaar, aur bhi stories hain, jokes hain. Basically bahut baatein karni hain tum sab se. Will be putting out some shows soon. Live shows ke link 1st comment me hain. mark interested on book my show so that i know you are interested and i can soon visit your city as well.
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Special Thanks to Akshay Srivastava, Yash Rathi and Maitrayee Shrimali. You guys are awesome.
Thanks to producers (Hijas Moosa, Mohit Kumaram, Gaurav Aher, Kartik Shukla) for the various spots.
Video Edited by : Yash Rathi
Audio edited by : Yash Barse
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@arshaikhAkAblackarch
Жыл бұрын
Video Title Should Be 20,000 Ki Lift 😂
@Allin1HimanshuRaheja
Жыл бұрын
Bhai glti ho gai apki video dekhi haste haste pet dard ho gya mera dwai khai h thik krne ke liye had h yar itna me aj km se km 3 saal bad hasa hounga 🙏🙏🙏🙏bhai grt yar grt
@quietgaming432
Жыл бұрын
Funny video kzread.info/dash/bejne/pnxnzplpl9ioaco.html
@berojagaar
Жыл бұрын
love bro love from #berojagaar
@pravitarora
Жыл бұрын
Bhai mazza aaagya
This is my new favourite stand up video 👏🏼👏🏼
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️❤️
@ffstrikas2713
Жыл бұрын
❤❤yash bhai tumhe bhi love you yar
@ffstrikas2713
Жыл бұрын
Ap dono hi bohot bacche ho 😊❤💕💖
@lucky_.45
Жыл бұрын
chemistry sir here 😂
@LofiMusicOfficial629
Жыл бұрын
Ayoo Yash! Tumhe bhi jarurat padti h kya chatkule sunne ki
The whole set was on the edge. I was constantly stuck between the thought that whether I should laugh or not. Loved it 😊
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do share with your frnz ❤️
@ashalaishram8091
Жыл бұрын
So nice scene, I supported your performance.. Criminal can do everything. Yes it's right... ☹️🤐👹👽☠️
"Seedha ghar jaiyo, varna kidnap ho jaega". 😂😂😂 You created it very well.
Hats off to the courage of sharing the painful experience in this way. And those lines that I was not thinking about the small things but about the unpredictability of the life, it’s so true that we end up thinking about the things which never matter more than life ..throughout the life. Thank you for this wonderful set❤️.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️thanks renu..do share with your frnz
@AthleticNerd01
Жыл бұрын
Ooooo
The way you converted your traumatic experience into a hilarious performance 👏👏👏
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️
@atk2519
Жыл бұрын
dark comedy
@sahilsandhu1969
Жыл бұрын
Ohh come on that was definitely not real story. It's a cooked one. But he did it well
@harpritsingh886
Жыл бұрын
@@sahilsandhu1969 it wasn't fake, check the video description
@tejassinha6285
Жыл бұрын
😂😂Abbe banata hy reality nhi hota
the story is traumatizing af but hats off to ur art u bent it in such a way it seemed so funny...👐👐
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️
@rakeshs9678
Жыл бұрын
saw him in an open mic before the pandemic. that set was impressive too, knew that he would shine someday.
@owaisakhlaq8668
Жыл бұрын
Isse zada mai bina video dekhe hass leta hu
@Sam-uq3xe
Жыл бұрын
Real story ni he bhai
@Jyoti_111
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj wait!! I wanted to hear about your parents and family reaction!!!!
You are legit good in this, I was laughing and feeling the trauma at the same time. Great storytelling.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
Bro hats off to you taking such a traumatic experience and turning it into such a fun stand up
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
@jamnskehc1298
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj Bhai 20march Sunday that Sunday kaunsa college hota hai bro
@vibudhrathore
Жыл бұрын
@@jamnskehc1298 bhai meri sunday ko lectures lagte h university me🥲
@jamnskehc1298
Жыл бұрын
@@vibudhrathore it's fake story. 99.9% times Sunday is holiday, but I'm okay with it being made up story as atleast it was funny
@_Silly_moon_tomboy_
9 ай бұрын
@@jamnskehc1298it's not, check the description
Glad to attend this show live, it was so awesome! I still laugh hearing it.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Thanks..i remember..you actually are a great standup audience..thanks for the support and share it with your frnz ❤️
@kartikeya77718
Жыл бұрын
CA
Man i rarely laugh while watching standup comedy but your line where the kidnapper gives you the "kata" Got me😂😂😂... Definitely subscribing n sharing with my buddies.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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If a person like him exists who can find fun even in people's worst trauma then anything is possible
Now that's we call a stand-up comedy🛐❤️ Hats off to you brother❤️
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
@krish01_
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj ofc ❤️
@faijalkhan87
Жыл бұрын
Zakir khan laughing in corner 🗿 But this is also good 😌 ❤️❤️🔥
@krish01_
Жыл бұрын
@@faijalkhan87 yeah he is a very good stand up comedian for sure! But let's take a moment to appreciate this underated one!
@faijalkhan87
Жыл бұрын
@@krish01_ ofcourse bro ❤️
What a video….didn’t stop laughing for the entire time….waiting for the next one 😂😂😂😂
That was an incredible story told in super funny way .. amazing punches all through.. 😂😂
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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@The-Deep
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj did those four guys tought you to deliver these amazing punches?
The way he explains his story ,he create a seen in ours minds 🔥❤️💢
The part he said "finnaly i was getting lift" i laughed unconsciously for an hour xD
Converted a trauma into comedy. Amazing bro 👏
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share with your frnz
One of the finest comedy set on KZread and one of my favourite storyteller. All the best brother 🍻
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bhai
@sovitgadtia1751
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj bhai kasam se mereko lagta hai ki yahi tha wo low confidence wala
It's a sad story with its sadness continuing now in his thoughts even when spoken creatively to make us all laugh. It is obvious that a crowd all drunk would be laughing but the ones watching on KZread can smell it. All the best bhai!
Wow Manoj u rock man , Your life’s real life most dangerous incident you have narrated it in a most funny way 👏
Belive me, you are going long way just 2 to 3 video and you are on trending 😍😍
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Gifted at relating a story that actually happened. Even though I don’t speak or understand the language, I was reading at a very fast pace. Desperate and dangerous people.
I'm heavily impressed how you managed to keep the positive vibe while telling something devastating.. As something similar happened.. I can understand the moment where your life hangs between your decisions and an angry paranoid guy with a gun.. Who might even accidentally shoot while threatening somebody 'cause of crippling anxiety - hence low confidence
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share with your frnz
Well, glad that you made it alive and kicking. I lived in Dwarka Sec 4 and went for long evening walks in the most aloof places. Some places were extremely dark especially during winters. Must admit that Dwarka gives some shit scary vibes. Once my mom became a victim of daylight robbery when snatchers came and took out her new smartphone verg easily. Thank God that nothing more happened. That itself sent shivers down our spines. Can only imagine how traumatizing the whole incident must have been with you.
पूरे 1700 😂😂😂
@web3__user
Жыл бұрын
pure 130
@agnostic9844
Жыл бұрын
cash**😂
@harryroaster301
Жыл бұрын
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“Katta hath mein de diya “😅 sahi hai😂 eagerly waiting to know what happened aftr u reached home!!! Jijaji ne kya kaha… #bhandarismanoj is a bhandaar of jokes full of punches 👍
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Read description of the video
Such a underrated comedian. Hats off to your talent man. Love from NEPAL 🇳🇵 ❤
This was your real story 🥺 but the way you shared your experience with funny elements hats off Manoj ji ❤️
*Very skilled storytelling and high level of mic control and confidence*
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do share with your frnz
Outstanding comedy Manoj sir ❤️❤️🤣
What a great and funny way to describe this kind of horrible incident that you can feel the fear and laugh at the same time together
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
someone making a standup out of their kidnapping incident/trauma, is just COMMENDABLE!! Superb bro, u are really brave.
Very well narrated...Got glued to the video for 15 min of Comedy. Exhibition of exemplary art of storytelling.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do share with your frnz
amazing video bhandari I still recall the incident when you told us it was really horrific but u made it really funny bro.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Yeah man..Thanks a lot bhai❤️
@jailer2033
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj do share with ur frnds
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
@@jailer2033 😂
The father by voice only realized something is wrong with his son and immediately informed jijaji, kudos to Jijaji also to handle the matter as calm as possible.
Bhai ,l literally saw this video 2 times,or dono bar mujhe hasne aya😂😂
Awesome .. never wanted it to end... Wanted it to go on and on. Amazing talent
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do read the description of the video and share this with your frnz
God!!! What an experience it must have been and you just turned it up side down into humourous way!!!👏🏼 You are amazing!!! You deserve a lot of happiness. I remember one experience of myself, when I wanted to save some hundred rupees and I took a different route....where I got robbed of thousand rupees. Great job!!!🙌🏼
i visualize the whole story with you 🤣...great work 👍👍
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️do share your frnz
So many times I was with you for open mic but never got to see this set and this Manoj....enjoyed it a lot dear... Lucky you...even kidnapper gave you set...
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bhai
This was amazing yaar it seems like you are doing stand up since years then I read your description box and it was your 3rd stand-up.mindblown this one is actually making me laugh 😂 you are my new favourite😁
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share with your frnz
"Raat ke andhere mai, gaadi ke andher raat..." 👀 Hats off bhai 🙌.....for sharing your story..... If this was not a "comedy"...... could have been a "FIR statement"....but a humorous one😅
What a great set ! ❤ love your way of speaking and writing.
Seriously you are amazing .... After a long ... Aj mene koi comedy video dekhi .... Hats off to you for your struggle not underestimate you
My goodness... What an experience!! And you made it so hilarious... Thank God you're alive. Live long, live safe 🤗
This is brilliant writing and narration. Hats off to you.
This is scary and funny at the same time but good work man😂
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
I watched you live and watched the video again and I am still laughing 🤣🤣🤣 You are absolutely hilarious and so handsome ☺️
The art of presenting this type of story in such a funny way is just>>>> Too much love💖💫
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️do share with your frnz
Dude ur good! Wasn't expecting such good content and ur way of story telling considering the fact I'm watching u for first time!!!
"gym jaata tha par gym mein koi weight LIFT nhi kiya" oooohhhh but good thing is you're alive ❤️
Manoj Bhai aap kamaal ho bhai.. khatarnak incident ko kya bakhoobi comedy mein convert Kia bhai.. kamaal kar dia bhai.. poori story imagine kar sakte .. aur hasi toh rokni pad rahi bhai 😊
Chalo Bhai ₹30 bach gaya
@user-pj5sy4jy4t
11 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
A Great set!!! I believe when you're writing such incidents in a comical way it's one of the hardest things but when you get the flow, it becomes very easy. I am infact too, trying to convert such a serious incident in a set, let's see how it goes. Once again you were AWESOME✅
This was the best stand up comedy I have ever seen
Thanks for making my day 😊
You have become my fav comic now believe me I've watched multiple shows and this was so perfectly executed.
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do share with your frnz ❤️
@mayushi7792
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj did fam they luved it too.
Love from Kashmir man Hat's off 👊❤️
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
@user-sh2rj5gb9n
Жыл бұрын
You got internet??
Bro you are soo positive person......... the way you share your story into hilarious version it's outstanding keep it up bro and be happy ❤❤
The best part is tum bach gaye!😁 btw mast story telling skills!💙 Well done! Keep growing🌻
Outstanding performance ❤
I was sad and was crying but I r so funny that even I had tears in my eyes it made me smile....keep it up👍👍👍
One of the best I have watched in recent stand up comedies....💗✨
I had a good laugh watching this and saw the rest of the two videos as well!! This was sooo fun. Never imagined that a serious experience like this can also be presented in such a cool and humorous wayy!!
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️do share
@nidhivishwakarma2367
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj sureeeee:)
And finally I was getting a lift😂😂, love you bro❤
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Wow!! That was such a fantastic scene created + the deep story telling and He told as much as he could feel in that situation, without exaggerating it.
I can feel your pain behind all these witty cracks ! You're awesome 👍🏼
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️do share with your frnz
@pranjalsaikia235
Жыл бұрын
I got kidnapped in U.P too chodu
Bro you made by day ... Hatss of to you brother and onw thing more keep posting vdo's❤😍
BEST STANDUP COMEDY I HAD EVER SEEN 👍😘😂 WHAT A KIDNAPPING 🤗
The way you told this incident of your life is just truely amazing hats off !🙌👏✨
Scorpia hoti toh kidnap kyo karta😂😂
U make us laugh so effortlessly 😅❤
One of the best stand up comedian His expressions are just great ❤❤❤
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️..do share with your frnz
@RishankKanwat
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj yes bhai done! Infact I will be watching this one with my friends for sure
Damn traumatizing but the way you turned the things is simply awesome man♥♥
Amazing set Really enjoyed every second 😁
I was actually not expecting this type of comedy before clicking. Wahh sammaa bandh diya bhai 😂
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Friendship with gunde😂😂. Really nice standup
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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bro its the best comedy video that I have ever seen in my life it is best loved it 😘😘🥰😎🤣🤣🤣
Hat's off to you brother it's not easy turning something like this into a comedy .🙌🙌
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share with your frnz
@shahvatshal4409
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj already done brother. Ahmedabad mai shows add karo next 😉
Awesome!!! Outstanding!!! Superb!!! Great Jokes and great delivery!!! Cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Extremely talented manoj bhandari 😂😂😂😂 you are a star 👏👏👏
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Thats what I would Call A Stand up comedy..... ❤❤❤really Appreciating bro
Mazaa aagaya Manoj... Didn't realize it was a 15mins set. 🙌
Itni dangerous incident ko joke mein dala bhaiji, great ho tum, what a courageous man.i can still feel your pain in your comedy. Thanks a lot for this ❤️
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share
@sambhavkumar6364
Жыл бұрын
@@bhandarismanoj bilkul sir ji, waise Manoj naam ki video share krunga to log halke mein lenge 😆 🤣, Raju theek rahega
Hats off to the best performance Love the way you create the moment ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share with your frnz
😂😂 serious story ko bhi funny bna dia mst Bhai 😂😂❤️
Brother you are going really great very clean and good comedy ❤🙌
I really enjoyed your video. It was funny and scary at the same time. Things like these shouldn't happen and I am sorry that you had to go through that.
This was really funny man 😂😂 you are a good stand up comedian . Keep it up 😇
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
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Watching this before my workout time at 4:30am....maza aa gya bhai❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️
People laughing at every moment seriously got me thinking
Awesome bro 😂👌 .....🔥🔥🔥❤️, aag lga di 🤣😂😂😂😂
Op bro first time dekha vdo maza aa gya.... 👑❤
@bhandarismanoj
Жыл бұрын
❤️ do share bhai
It is a great story telling, I was visualising everything.
This is my fav standup comedy 🙃 This is very funny
best stand-up ever😂😂😂🔥🔥
I can relate to the incident. Literally nailed it. 👏👏👏
@user-rp5nr3qx6q
Жыл бұрын
so .. how much did they agree on ? 20,000 ?
@bonarrowgaming3655
Жыл бұрын
How can you relate?🤔
@yashkhandelwal7324
Жыл бұрын
why did your confidence was low ?
@Vibraniuum
Жыл бұрын
Katta kidnapped person ko nhi dena hota , agli baar se yaad rakhna 🌚👍.
@rudraaaaksh
Жыл бұрын
Can relate wtf?!?? Elaborate please
Bhai kite bar be dekho same maza ❤ loved it 😅🎉
Trust issues 😂🤣 That got me dude 😁 Aap Toh legend k baap nikle