"Are you that honest?" "No. I just won't remember the lie I told". Loool. Never have I heard the truer words.

@akirarose3947

2 жыл бұрын

"Why get in trouble twice for the same stupid thing!" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@severebrian59

Жыл бұрын

Martin must have reminded him

@denisamaya2284

Жыл бұрын

Same

@secretbaguette

Жыл бұрын

The worst thing about being a brilliant liar is being able to catelogue all the lies still pertinent. Big lie? You'll remember it, be able to call it up on demand even when you don't need to continue the lie. Huge lie? You're a human, it'll be in the back of your mind at all times. Small lie? You might forget it, but the moment you have to continue the lie, it'll be there, you'll remember it. Tiny lie? White lie? You won't remember it because it'll slip out of short term memory and not get catalogued because it's not signifigant enough to genuinely bite you back any longer. Further lying advice, because why not. Fabulous liars think very quickly, or are very practiced. Some are both. 'No shit' you say. Thank you hypothetical dissenter, but it's the truth. To lie well you have to come up with a plausible, nuanced, believable lie off the top of your head, almost always while you're telling it. Thats the first part. Some quick thinkers can knock out good lies in fractions of a second, but a practiced liar will always be better, because they might be slower, but they'll think as they talk. A practiced liar also might use techniques to make their own lie seem utterly beliveable, by say admitting to something odd, embarassing, or something else that could maybe have happened. This can still enhance the lie because no one looks at an instance where someone admits something slightly off happened and sniffs it out as a lie, because people automatically belive, rightly or wrongly, a lie will always be spotless. It might be detailed, it might be neat, but if it the list of perfect actions and events told out in the lie has a small flaw people will automatically rule out it being a lie. In addition, a proven tactic no matter how good you are at lying is to make general statements and have the person you are lying to suggest details, where you can agree with them, ammend them, or substitute one you've just thought of for the one they suggested. Some practiced but slow-thinking liars build their lies around a shared framework each time, making something they normally have to do under stress a bit more manageable. If they do this, however, they have a chance of being caught if they lie to the same person many times, as the right person might be able to eventually sus out elements of the framework and become suspicious. In addition, there are quick and practiced liars. People who can think of a lie very quickly and utilize certain methods your average person wouldn't think of to make them more beliveable. Thie particular type is horrible to catch in the act. You need a lie detector, because they'll be able to blend the lie in expertly with what the person they're lying to knows about them, thinks about them, and thinks they know about them. That was the first piece of lying. The second piece is telling the lie, which is understandably difficult. Very few people have the fortitude to keep their voice level, continue with natural facial expressions while telling the lie, and do it all while cultivating the lie they are currently telling. Some people have 'tells', to show they are lying, signs they simply can't control. A man's hand might itch more than normal, a woman might find the need to adjust her jewlery for no apparent reason, and a confident person may, for no good reason, refuse eye contact in a suspicious manner. In some cases, you can catch a liar by their facial expression alone, or lack therof. Some people, when telling lies, concentrate so much on the lie and telling it correctly they forget to emote naturally with their face, or are too nervous to do so. This is a great help in someone always wearing one expression or another, as even gravely serious people have certain expressions which, while not terribly vairied, are distinct. In dour people however, this may not do much good. Since this didn't really have a starting point can it really have an end point either? Because that question applies to more than just this off-the-cuff PSA. It applies to lying in general. You'll never really register starting, telling a little lie to someone, somewhere, we've all done it, but once you get going, you might never be able to stop. You might be in too deep yourself, or you might just be too scared of the consequences of coming clean. Whatever happens, make your own mistakes.

@mabuzlouisofficial

Жыл бұрын

TOP 5 LAST HOPE'S FOR THE HUMAN KIND TO BECOME IMMORTAL kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z46FrMiHp6bglqQ.html

“Martin I just told my girlfriend I was at the bar with you and she didn’t get mad. What the hell is she doing.” That shit had me rolling around on the ground laughing

@mviv6339

3 жыл бұрын

Easily impressed

@beld3375

3 жыл бұрын

Ronaldo Gaskill humour is subjective

@tre5059

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@yupyup8213

3 жыл бұрын

@@tre5059 Q

@tre5059

3 жыл бұрын

@@yupyup8213 ???

A good story would start with either 1. Your best friend and yourself like "Martin and I..." 2. 15 Tequila Shots later 3. One night, I got drunk

@KryptikM3

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, some of them would end with "But it was funny, huh?"

@soren_tyler4394

Жыл бұрын

Or, “alright, hear me out…”

@TR_Arial

Жыл бұрын

Or, in this case, all three of them

This the only dude who can have a beard and a baby face at the same time.

@kiefertheshooter

3 жыл бұрын

You need to get out more ..

@lilghos-t5122

3 жыл бұрын

What about soos from gravity falls

@jordansanders5957

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@durkie2710

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@berserkerkay

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilghos-t5122 miss that show

"15 shots of tequila later" is how every story should start

@smuller8988

3 жыл бұрын

If you ever lived in UK or Australia, that is indeed how a lot of stories start.

@scar3919

3 жыл бұрын

That and "Martin and I"

@snowoffstream5823

3 жыл бұрын

Every great story starts with "Hold my beer and watch this".

@raizu2126

3 жыл бұрын

Ni ifarte

@dbap5293

3 жыл бұрын

Or “Martin and I”

He deserves a lot of credit cause he was willing to tell the truth

@oscarwang7227

3 жыл бұрын

He was also wasted so...

@stpaulimdog

2 жыл бұрын

Usually even if comedians are telling the truth, they enhance it a little to make it funnier.

@havenplayz5356

Жыл бұрын

Because he cant remember the lie

@TheGlobe7

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@demonprincess9680

Жыл бұрын

Too bad his phone wouldn't let him tell the truth

"What the hell is she doing? " I damn near piss myself.

@davidcasco7096

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear this comment

@flustify6185

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@JonnyKing_27

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear this comment from that 1 cop when gabriel went 102

@flustify6185

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonnyKing_27 🤣🤣🤣😐

@harshvpandey101x

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonnyKing_27 yeah!

This man laughs at his own jokes and makes them funner

I love this guy , he is rare , an actual funny comedian

@caydi4392

3 жыл бұрын

Fluffy, Trevor Noah and Chris Tucker. Those are my favourites

@questworldiangreenknight7455

3 жыл бұрын

True!

@CoopnCluck

3 жыл бұрын

Fluffy is the god of comedy

@Daily_Bassist

3 жыл бұрын

@@caydi4392 Trever Noah might be the least funny person I’ve ever heard

@oscarwang7227

3 жыл бұрын

Bo burnham, Jim Jeffries, Ronnie cheng. Some of my favourites

“Blackberry can’t do that” LMFAOOO throwback!

@steviebro0538

3 жыл бұрын

They're still active.

@brandondowdy4220

3 жыл бұрын

@@steviebro0538 really? I haven’t seen one in a long time.

@kavish9149

3 жыл бұрын

Yaa it was like a nostalgia

@fluffy2840TTV

3 жыл бұрын

I just read this comment the moment he said it

@Brandon11746

3 жыл бұрын

throwback?

This guy's humor is such a gift to humanity. This world needs so much more of this right now.

I thought the iPhone was going to correct "Cinebar" into "cinema" as in Martin and Fluffy went to the movies at 10pm at night. Still believable, but cinnamon buns is funnier.

Usually, drunk people don't remember what scene they created, but he remembers it distinctively.🤣🤣🤣

@arhamshahid5015

3 жыл бұрын

His friend was right there.it isn't that hard to just ask him

@kristopherwiita4509

3 жыл бұрын

Marteeen told him what happened lol

@namelessgamer327

3 жыл бұрын

Every story he has ever told he was never alone, usually he is with Martin and he remembers everything

@bellanitocortez-rodriguez9235

3 жыл бұрын

@@namelessgamer327 martin takes care of him, we all need a martin in our lives

@davidthomas5655

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine what he has forgotten

Legends say the guy in the front row is still depressed to this day

@24mihirwagle56

3 жыл бұрын

Me being the 1k like😎

@GMC997

3 жыл бұрын

Don't get. How's the guy in the front row?

@JJKid-yw7vk

3 жыл бұрын

I heard he was still sitting there confused 🤷‍♂️

@szntiger5947

3 жыл бұрын

faxxxxx

@deadmanwalking6709

3 жыл бұрын

@@GMC997 Wait are you the guy in the front row?😂😂😂

when he said “Martin, check it out. My iPhone lied for me.” I couldn’t stop laughing

I've never seen this guy before, just randomly scrolling through KZread, how have I never come across you, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! Time to go binge on all your previous vids now:)

@xZatic98

2 жыл бұрын

I know im a little late but he has some shows on Netflix. Definitely recommend them.

@DavidEdwards9801

Жыл бұрын

@@xZatic98 free to watch on you-tube :P

@DavidEdwards9801

Жыл бұрын

yeah, trying to get my "friends to check him out too, he's just funny =)

@gamingawesomeness222

Жыл бұрын

I just saw this guy friday. After the show I felt like I just ran a fucking marathon from laughing so hard. GOAT contender

Until one night. I got drunk... Best Case Scenario

@nenalisa1

3 жыл бұрын

That or when he says "Me and Martin....."

@minshookie427

3 жыл бұрын

You know it's bout to get down

@skylar_the_eagle731

Жыл бұрын

We know we’re in for a treat 😂

Love this guy. He is a perfect example of stand up comedian, that can entertain, make you laugh and tell a good story without saying gross stuff, insulting someone and all this without profanity. What a great guy!

@douglaslegnola2266

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Jim Gaffagan r my favorite

@chrislowe447

3 жыл бұрын

...Oh he uses profanity🤣🤣🤣

@ignotus9085

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrislowe447 not as much as Jim Jeffries or Russell peters)

@roninn4746

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny because he started out really profane, then one of his favorite comedians told him he didnt have to be like that Hes still a little bit, but not as much as before lol

@ignotus9085

3 жыл бұрын

@@roninn4746 really? Didn’t knew about that) who told him so?) Paul Rodriguez?

Steve jobs was smart, he knew this would save one man's life one day 😂😂✌

As soon Gabriel says "what the hell is she doing" I completely lose 🤣😂

"Whatever, shut up haters" -Gabriel, 2021

@TheWinterWolf1895

Ай бұрын

That is going to be a sticker on the back windshield of my truck. It will say: "Whatever, shut up haters" - Fluffy guy

Gabriel Iglesias may be one of my favorite human beings.

@thenarrator.9889

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too fo sho

2:32 best "NOOOO!" ever lmfaoo

This man makes me think of Manny for Modern Family. The way he dresses and speaks and looks EVERYTHING

@gayanthih9845

Жыл бұрын

He actually played an episode of modern family pretending to be Manny's potential father as an elaborate prank Gloria was pulling on jay

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Fluffy is the VOICE ACTOR FOR SPEEDY GONZALEZ in space jam 2?!!!!

@Internetguy_L337_90D

3 жыл бұрын

i read that two days ago, its gonna be fun watching when it comes out.

@MahShuDontFit

3 жыл бұрын

if that's true, that's like another throwback to when he had to voice act for that cars movie and had to make it "spicier"

@keyaunna.

3 жыл бұрын

OMG REALLY

@aravindmuthu95

3 жыл бұрын

I think speedy gonzales is cancelled

@AgentBellyache

3 жыл бұрын

that’s some crazy shit, fluffy. i wanna hear some stories about that.

Whenever I watch these videos, all I think of is the Mr. Iglesias theme, speaking of which I want to finish that soon

@blackbadger4657

3 жыл бұрын

I finished it

@sneezyg1

3 жыл бұрын

DO YOU SPELL THAT WITH A I?

@ShovelMarshy

3 жыл бұрын

@@sneezyg1 huh, IGLESIAS, same way I spelled it just in caps lock

@maxwellbaker3951

3 жыл бұрын

I watched season 3 the day it came out, the sad part about finishing a show is that then you can’t watch anymore bc there’s no more to watch

@blackbadger4657

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"why didn't you tell me?" "The phone didn't let me" Will never not make me laugh

Fluffy knows that you don't need to use BIG words to be good, he keeps his jokes true and clean and people love him.

I thought this video was about Martin "DROWNED" his iPhone.

@ronaksingh3220

3 жыл бұрын

black siri 😂😂

@wholesomeslaboftofu9200

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao he peed

@babygalstar1992

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@hyenawarrior772

3 жыл бұрын

I just got done watching that EXACT scene and now I think I drowned my Samsung

@thebluecollarkid1521

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyenawarrior772 Samsung is a tough phone. It will survive.

A lot of comic's will throw in a lot of 4 letter words to get a laugh and make themselves seam edgy . The Pure talent is in a guy who DOSEN'T NEED TO GO THERE. Hat's off Fluffy you da man !

@popgoestheweasel3974

3 жыл бұрын

4 letter wor?...ooooohhhhhh! I see what you mean.

@oscarwang7227

3 жыл бұрын

Mostly cursing is used for exaggeration, not as the actual joke. At least the comedians I like who curse don’t use it lazily like that.

@davemiller6055

3 жыл бұрын

Those guys spew profanity as much as possible because they think they are being like Carlin or Pryor. Carlin and Pryor knew exactly what they were doing. it was intentional and fit the situation. Their cursing worked. The proof that they were beyond masters is that they could be just as funny without cursing one bit. And they could switch back and forth at will. The guys you are talking about can't do that.

5:26 "Blackberry can't do that!" LMFAO!!!!

@icecreamjunkie6790

Ай бұрын

I love his laugh after that.

Fluffy is born to enrich our boring lives . He is a blessing- Thank you Fluffy. Iam not a native but I get everything and above all the distance he has to his own culture which make him unique.

🤣 Gabe's just too funny!! Whenever I'm having a down day, I just pop open one of his videos and it instantly makes me feel better!

*When the universe is on your side, its okay to lie*

2:49 “How did it go?” “Hehe I farted! Hahahaha!”

"I told her that i went to the bar with you and she didnt got mad" "What the hell is she doing?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me rolling on the floor lol

This never gets old🤣🤣

Fluffy: that's why I decided when I take off on the road no more phone calls Lone Guy: yeah! Fluffy: look at that guy he's like yeah! Are you here by yourself? 😂😂😂 greatest burn ever. that's why fluffy is my favorite comedian because he's a legit funny dude all of his jokes are funny.

Can we just agree fluffy have a good memories after drunk is on another level

This joke was too good😂😂😂

Funniest part, the iPhone changed the title of this KZread video to “my iPhone lied ‘to’ me”

@ErrolYTER

3 жыл бұрын

loool auto correct getting him some views his phone loves him

@Twisted_Code

Жыл бұрын

I'm wondering if his wife is in charge of the KZread channel

appreciate the subtitles so much and even the perfect font size, usually people do a tiny useless size.

‘What the hell is she doing’ got me 😂

I love these things, dude. They help so much, especially in these days of trash news constantly. Thank you so much for bringing some light into these dark times.

Every good story of his starts with me and Martin

You know what they say, “the bigger the phone, the weaker it is”

@teraphobia7818

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in Nokia*

@justasimpleguy9089

2 жыл бұрын

I Can Awfully Relate To That

"I farted. *drunk giggle*" I could watch those 5 seconds of this act 1000 times and Fluffy would still make me laugh.

I absolutely love it when his accent comes out❤ So adorable😍

"hey martin look! My iphone lied for me" 🤣🤣🤣

"When I hit the ground, I farted." X'DDDD

This is the only guy in the world that can pull off that goatee and that look

Fluffy you make my day. If I need to smile.... You are the go to guy!!! 😂😅😂💖

I'm a fan from Turkey, Everytime I messed up or depressed, I gonna open a Fluffy video. Man! You are awesome. You are the probably one of the best comedians. God bless you!After the pandemic, please make a world tour. Thank you Mr. Iglesias...

Some men deserve to be immortal

Man, this guy makes me laugh and smile like nobody else.

There's always times when I need a really good laugh, then I find your videos! At this point, I haven't died laughing yet! Thank you! You brighten my day, with every video! & you get me smiling, again! Love you, bro!

Fluffy is just amazing 👏

🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 67 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼.....

@sunshineinspace6207

3 жыл бұрын

You like pandas?

i was sooooooo sure the punchline was gonna be cinema lol glad i kept watching hahahaha

Love you Gabriel your the best. 👍🏽 blessings down your way 🙏🏼🦋✌🏽

This guy rocks every single time..!😅🤩🤣

His expression is soooo cute

My Hispanic parents love these kind of jokes it makes me so happy to see them happy 😊

Thank you Gabe for providing some laughs! Can't wait to catch up on the Netflix show Me. Iglesias!

4:09 that cling was timed with my phone dinging too

Big news: Fluffy is gonna be voicing the fastest mouse in all of Mexico, Speedy Gonzales in Space Jam 2: A New Legacy

@tiffanypersaud3518

2 жыл бұрын

Coooool!

What a great comedian, love the stories, he is hilarious

"Oh my God martin i just told my girlfriend i was at the bar with you and she didn`t get mad... what the hell is she doing" LOL i love that part!!

I hope everybody has a great day

I can watch his jokes over and over again! I just adore him! 💖

My phone does the spell check switch thing AFTER I hit send .. it must be an AI thing with phones .. lol .. love you Gabriel!

always making me laugh so many sometimes thankful fluffy

Big fan sir love from India

That punchline is priceless.

Fluffy i wish i could see you live, you're one of the funniest comedians out there

1:50 I'm still laughing 😂

Thank you so much for the laughter; I have had a really hard week, and this is gold! You are hands down my all time FAVORITE comedian. (But I damn near died listening to you while I was drinking my 4th beer.)

He is so funny and I love his shows, can't stop laughing😂

I remember having this dvd and watching it so many times as well as the comedy tour where you hosted other comedians performing it was great

“Oh thank you Martin I love you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought this was the story of black Siri 😂

@NachiTuber

3 жыл бұрын

Me 2

@kailenwill2692

3 жыл бұрын

?

@xanderblake6907

3 жыл бұрын

@@kailenwill2692 there was a black Siri he said you need to watch the vid 😂

@kailenwill2692

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderblake6907 ok

title my iphone lied to me thumbnail my iPhone lied for me me:well this ought to be interesting

A briliant comedien that do not make jokes with health problems of people ... love it

Gabriel's FBI agent really be looking out for him

"Cause when I hit the ground I farted"😂😆 LITERALLY DEAD Edit: also " That's a funny joke,it really happened " died there to

I love this dude 😂

0:10 that was easily the best part

We all need a friend like martin

Yall when he said "the cold air hit me I fell and farted" Me:ELSA WAS THERE INTO THE I UNKNOWN

There is a huge difference between "My iPhone Lied For Me" and "My iPhone Lied To Me". You got the title wrong! Great story.

@Vincent_Beers

3 жыл бұрын

When I read the thumbnail before clicking on it to watch, I actually read it as "My iPhone Lied For Me" and my mistake turned out correct, then I got confused when I looked at the actual title again after watching it lol

Lol usually drunk texts go so wrong... this went so right. Brilliant!

Saw him in concert Cant wait to see another show.

this comedy made my screen crack Lol

The thumbnail says "My iPhone lied for me", but the title says "My iPhone lied to me"😂

@lewis3853

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody’s lying here

@lewis3853

3 жыл бұрын

@One Two how did I not come up with that 🤦🏾‍♂️? Lol

@lewis3853

3 жыл бұрын

@One Two 😅🙏🏾[bows gracefully]

@Ishaan_A

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertmoray988 ???

@Ishaan_A

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewis3853 ???

Awww, the fur baby's.. Thanks for sharing..

Great! And doesn't have to curse! Talent

When you just found out he had a KZread Channel i’m screaming currently❤️❤️

@La_kitheneeve

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣🤣

You are just awesome! Thank you for making my day better. Stay safe. :)

This was soooo good. Fluffy you are a righteous dude.😊

thanks for always making me smile