how i almost died storytime video lmao: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZqCtdekitCyaLQ.html reminder that the best roast comment gets pinned! idk why the video is 720p im so sorry

Bro named one of his favourite horses “Ballless”☠️

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@nessa1195

Ай бұрын

he loves balls

Ballless looks like there was a good reason why his ginglebells are no longer with us

“And tHiS iS Egg” I was dying.

The quarter horse and the thoroughbred need a revamp so badly because they’re bad atm 😭

@CanzaMucha

Ай бұрын

I love the quarter horse, they're absolutely top-tier. English Thoroughbred on the other hand? Heresy. Abomination.

@werewolfstrike7

Ай бұрын

I think if they slightly lifted the head of the quarterhorse it would fix it for me

@gracee..8

Ай бұрын

@@werewolfstrike7exactly the horse model is so cute and i like the gaits i just hate the head being so low

@user-kt6yx7ox7z

Ай бұрын

And fjords and friesians

Sometimes Denis scares me with his "attraction" to his some of his horses

@user-kt6yx7ox7z

Ай бұрын

Lol

im eating a nugget burger whilst watching you talk about your horses, thought you'd want to know

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

i def did thank u

Sso could literally give us 2 versions of black horses, one solid and one with socks. They literally could make players happy without having to create a whole new coat, but they’re not doing it cause it would make players happy 🙃😂

@julianpogge1723

22 күн бұрын

Fr if we could have leg and face marking customizable options for each horse in general, they’d feel so much more personal and unique (plus ik there’s people like me who sometimes don’t get horses cuz they don’t like their markings)

“Bro is looking DeLiCiOuS” 😂😂😂

The name Draketip is WILDDD ☠️

@KaylaACNH_

27 күн бұрын

Reallllll im screaming crying throwing up

Every single american quarter horse I had known always held their head low. Even when looking up things about the breed, they always keep their heads lower than most other breeds. I love the sso version because of that very reason. Brings back memories of my time with horses.

i actually love buckskins...😂😂😂 they are my favorite there's just something about a golden coat with black hair but honestly any lighter coat with black mane/tail is soo beautiful like the equestrian festival Lipizzaner

Also I never realized the banner is the retired horses + ballless of your old mascots

He: you can like dun horses, or buckskins, I hate them.. The badger paint and the appaloosa: bruh....

I just wonder why our horses can eat and drink. And characters can't drink nor eat.

4/6 minutes is wild😮 I love how you just call the horses rodents🐀😂

why is ur editing style so funny like u r so underrated

i just found your channel after getting bad into sso, and your really funny! im loving the content so far and the honesty, I totally understand the frustration with the control of the horse with the new updates, It took me over a week to get used to it

"magnificent to say the least"

FOR REAL!! there are too many socks! The one horse that looks like mine just so happens to be my horses breed TWH. It has socks and a blaze! Why can’t it be solid!!! His name is Traveller and I had to name him Trail Villa 💀 most ghetto sounding name

Robin’s badger face makes him look like he got hit with a frying pan. 💀 Jk, you’ve got a nice herd! 💖

21 seconds ago yayy! I love how all of your rats have unique names 😭❤️ Hairy is def my fav tho 😂

when i saw robin i immediately thought of my own horse that is the same one cuz thats my fav and idc ill ride him until the day i die

Video about all the rats!!! Yay🔥

If anything he says offends you its okay he will eventually change his mind on his own 😂 jk only half the time but that's why we love him, don't know wtf he gonna say next. Also I agree I hate how the quarter horses were done.

❤️

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

Thank you so much?!! ❤😮😭

ur forever THE racer to me i just raced you like 2 days ago in a champ and was so excited

Where can I buy the hair you're wearing?

Yall are flabbergasted bro named his horse ballless, but can we talk about draketip PLEASE

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

NO WE CANT

@misiapysia127

Ай бұрын

@@DenisWisestorm the men in white coats are on their way

@misiapysia127

Ай бұрын

@@DenisWisestorm the men in white suits are otw

Denis Im on me knees for another horse reality video.😩PLEASE!!

Omg i am so glad someone else agrees about the socks! There have been so many horses where i look at them and they're the most gorgeous creature ever. And then i look at their legs with bright ass long ass socks and i don't even like them anymore. Like sso please enough with the socks! I bought the bay lippizaner just because it's a solid shinny bay horse. I don't even like lippizaners!

Missed that sm 😂 goodone

in what server are you?

where can i get that new hairstyle ? :(

what hair style is that i cannot find it on the database!

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

It's for sale in fp

@fast8536

Ай бұрын

@@DenisWisestorm thank you so much!

NO CUZ I NAMED THAT HORSE LAVENDER TOO

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

Everyone did😭

@charlotte.maplesong

Ай бұрын

@@DenisWisestorm LMAO

ROASTING(warning this is gonna be a very long comment so make yourself comfortable before reading it may take a while )😂😂😂:FIRST of all i love horses with socks AND I MEAN I LOVE THEM why do you think horses with socks are better And like why do you like the second ardennes you showed us so much it looks so ugly the shading looks really weird to me and the ardennes are so slow And then you show us an ugly paint horse with a badger face like what is that it isnt even a horse it looks so weird like what is that And you show us a gen 2 horse that looks like it hasnt been fed for months (reminder to feed your horses ) And lavender the aph is just disgusting it looks like its about to jump out of the stall and come eat you And then you show us a disgusting arabian horse from th equestrian festuval it looks like so weird idk why i have no reason for this to be ugly BUT IT IS UGLY AND THEN THE NEW MAGICAL HORSE like whyyyy the coat looks werid and how dare you roast those gorgeous blue eyes on the shire horse HOW DARE YOU and show us the dutch warmblod eyes that look weird i know its more realistic but its disgusting i hate the color too it should be more blue 😂😂😂 Ok that was a bit too dramatic but yeah thats my opinion AND MY OPINION IS THE BEST just kidding i am just being dramatic you can like whatever you like Ok what am i up to its 2 am in the morning 😂😂😂❤❤❤

could you please make more LPS customizing vids? ❤

Seems like Dennis got some Brain-rot over time ❤

roast time if i missed some dhmu❤ 2:05 im gonna be real i liked seal bays until this horse came out. bros built like a gamer led laptop. bros a 2012 fire and water desktop wallpaper. bros the hot topic of horses 2:15 love those dapples while you can, in a couple years theyll be gone 💀 2:48 bros wearing the goofiest slippers 3:31 has anyone washed this horses braids? bc i imagine they smell foulll 4:23 badger face more like peepee face. because it looks like a 4:53 that horse is shaded like sewage water 5:36 wow ur favorite SF is my least favorite omg… i just really REALLY wish it was bay instead. If yall have never seen a bay pinto Selle Français PLEASEEE look it up. They are creatures of BEAUTY. i feel like sso aaalmost peaked and then turned around and refused to see it. IT MAKES ME SO MAD BRO IM FUMING 6:08 I feel like this horse would cry if i said something mean to it so ill lay off❤ 7:14 this arabian is the axe body spray of arabians. no i will not take that back 8:08 this frame of the video is a very good 8:29 i heard nothing that u were saying about this horse bc its third eye was staring at me the whole time. can u like cover it up in post or something next time? thx ❤ 9:02 no notes bro is majestic 10:18 as an old player its so funny seeing these old horses and their massive bug eyes bulging out their skulls 11:15 bro give this horse a break he clearly has arthritis 😢 hes dealing with enough 12:17 bros looking at the camera like he pooped his pants

I love bay horses! Come to my stable and all you will find are bay horses ❤🐴 The bay Adenne is my favorit, her name is Stormfly, named after the dragon from "How to traner your dragon" I love her ❤ I have always had a weekness for bay horses 😅 But my apsolutely favorit horse breed in the game are the Selle Français, love the galop- so powerfull. My favorit, my bay Nobleleader 😍

Any warm blood on this game is ugly. They just don’t do it for me.

@DenisWisestorm

Ай бұрын

:OOOO

omg yayy denisss love youu

Omega based

Hi. Okay so first, the Ardennes. I bought almost all the coats except the star dapple. I cant bring myself to like it, its waaay to dark colored on its bum ( i mean like a reverse dalmatian). Laverna is boring at this point, it is too special, and i know it magical but meh. Hairy low key looks like a knabstupper. Littlebone is pretty but hell nah the animations are just not it. Egg is unrealisticly colored and is very hard to make outfits whit it, AND im roasting your outfit too: its very basic and ugly. The black of the pants and the black of the coat dont go together, they clash. Yes i am a girl. Ps: i own literally all of the horses i just roasted 😅 also i appretiate that you made this video, it makes up for the scratched all my horses video. Love ya, byeee

the ardennes look sleepy..like their hungover or somin and gtheir chunky slow and all round boring idk how anyone likes them.

@mellowhny

Ай бұрын

bc it's cute, they are chunky and sleepy and the first horses that have feathers AND can wear boots and stuff

Earlyyyy!!!!! I love your videos!!!!!

27th

rat

@KaylaACNH_

27 күн бұрын

rat 🐀