This is just the world's largest DND campaign and they've got so far in the story they reached post-space travel.

@snipersougo13

2 жыл бұрын

@Principal Scudworth do not worry Brother. The Emperor Protects.

@offlinemedia1784

2 жыл бұрын

@@snipersougo13 so that's a no. No head.

@snipersougo13

2 жыл бұрын

@@offlinemedia1784 no head only devotion to the God Emperor of Mankind

@SomeYouTubeTraveler

2 жыл бұрын

_"Spelljammer: The Masquerade"_

@Sketchydave

2 жыл бұрын

Literally what I was thinking

All of their "memories" just sound like edgy DnD character backstories and I love it

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL

@JODRecaps

2 жыл бұрын

sup donati, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬

@havemercy4345

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@impostrous

2 жыл бұрын

how does it feel thinking every day your very being will cease to exist just in 50 years

@MidTierMenace777

2 жыл бұрын

Fake

“In their own lore, they made themselves nazis? Why?” Is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time

@nonameno5717

2 жыл бұрын

They didn't made it themselves, they are german that time

@GilboPaints

2 жыл бұрын

Like any group that wants to expand, nazi's will try to recruit members. Easy targets are people who are prone to believing wild conspiracies in the first place. You can tell them "what you heard about nazis was a lie because x and y actually happened." It's the same tactic big game companies use to get whales. They design it in a way that hooks a certain type of person.

@devynnicholson8307

2 жыл бұрын

@@nonameno5717 *fry voice* No I'm doesn't!

@marcopolo3970

2 жыл бұрын

Well they made themselves the 'nice' ones if that helps lol.

@infinityheart_tm9270

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Universe in a nutshell

I spaced out and snapped back to reality and heard the words "Space nazis to fight intergalactic threats" 😭😭

@NeonRahkshi

Жыл бұрын

when you *spaced* out, did you come to remember anything by chance?

@zombie6t9n

2 ай бұрын

Spacenam flashbacks intensifies

Oki's face when told "black people require different programming" is priceless

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL in Florida

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL in Florida

@spongeborgtheford4971

2 жыл бұрын

@@JODRecaps oops

@godminnette2

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenl7094 It's really funny, because I did, and I found a very similar comment to mine on his video. I considered deleting mine, but it's not like I intentionally plagiarized it.

@Freekymoho

2 жыл бұрын

@Safwaan I mean the SSP was apparently founded by nazis

I feel like Charlie’s audience is large enough that several people will see this and go “Oh shit I’m one of these guys! I must meet the others”

@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587

2 жыл бұрын

that would be the funniest shit

@highwaythruhell7882

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html CHARLIES GIRLFRIEND CHEATED

@HuyQuang-rh3de

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck are these replies

@deadmandale1849

2 жыл бұрын

@@HuyQuang-rh3de I have no idea. I’ll report them all but idk if it’ll fix/delete them. Never seen anything like it, definitely spam bots but super annoying

@verlax8956

2 жыл бұрын

ye

Realistic ‘who was I in a past life’: Peasant Peasant Farmer Peasant Child who died of dysentery before the age of 5 Soldier Indentured servant Dead infant Peasant Fisherman Cannon fodder

@OblivionZXZ

2 жыл бұрын

House wife House wife House wife Prostitute House wife Killed because parents wanted a son House wife Prostitute "Witch"

Imagine someone gets to Mars in twenty years and Hitler's just chilling there like what took you so long

@gairisiuil

10 ай бұрын

nah but the lore is that they split off from the third reich, they're still nazis but hitler wouldn't show up

@Door227

9 ай бұрын

And then we find out George Washington was also there and the two have an epic anime duel

@yaboimre6458

9 ай бұрын

George Washington got the dub

@Random-sk6hm

3 ай бұрын

We have rovers and satellite imagery of it tho 😭

@grimreaper686

3 ай бұрын

hes on a foldout beach chair sittin back with sunglasses and a martini in one hand with a cigar in the other.

the way that they're able to keep these conversations going without a single trace of a smile on their faces is incredible.

@ammoracked

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting a youtube notification that your comment got a reply only to find out it’s just a bot

@mortismain6719

2 жыл бұрын

imagine getting a notification that someone replied but it’s just a comment talking about bots

@BlestFawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@ammoracked happens sometimes, for example, it happened 31 minutes ago to me, oh wait, there it is, hey ashley! stupid-ass bots

@arc11honist

2 жыл бұрын

do you find it risible?

@CausticPyro

2 жыл бұрын

@@arc11honist ...do you mean resistable or is that an actual word. Edit: nope it's a actual word, I think alot of people find this situation funny and annoying in equal measure. Nah that's a lie, more often than not it's just annoying.

The only conspiracy I want to know about is why Charlie only wears a black shirt and glasses sometimes.

@glanty

2 жыл бұрын

It's not charlie it's his twin chuck

@veggiechip

2 жыл бұрын

an unsolved mystery

@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375

2 жыл бұрын

@@glanty Nah its his twin Callie

@minnesotanfreedomist3147

2 жыл бұрын

@@glanty HIS EVIL TWIN!

@leviisdead

2 жыл бұрын

that's charles

Charlie is like the perfect spy for this conspiracy groups. He can made up all kinds of shit on the spot without any changes in his facial expression and tone.

@Eric-jk3oi

2 ай бұрын

It isn't a conspiracy theory. It's the real thing. Don't be a hater you just don't understand. Your simple brain can't understand. I don't hate you. You just need to level up son. Look on Mars and you'll find out son you'll find out and you'll never think about it. The same way keeps me up at night. Just wondering. Just wondering. I'm wondering right now. Oh my God my children, my children. Oh my God my children

There was a group in high school that thought they traveled to different dimensions in their dreams and tried to convince me I was a general in their army against demons. But get this, the demons were another group of people that also thought they went to different dementions in their sleep. The 2 groups were supposedly battling eachother in their dreams demons vs vampires.

@chesscake7362

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a sick book though

@julianlak1017

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the persona games??

@NeonRahkshi

Жыл бұрын

that sounds like a kinda fun roleplay ngl but man, i hope they didn't actually believe it

@rachel6918

Жыл бұрын

Astral projection

@IeeIee778

Жыл бұрын

I wonder who supplied the bear for their nightly games

Heres a theory: What if they're all lying to break into the cult but none of them know. So they're all trying to call each other's bluff and since obviously nobody has gotten there they just keep going and making it deeper and deeper??

@duckszn.

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a really good point

@macreyer9502

2 жыл бұрын

I love this theory lmao

@BigBodyBiggolo

2 жыл бұрын

I like the one where every single conspiracy is an illuminati operation to keep us busy with not starting a revolution. Which is really true but the illuminati is just us being so bored we start believing our own lies.

@ICKY427

2 жыл бұрын

that makes more sense than people actually believing this stuff 🤣

@PeterJavi

2 жыл бұрын

@@ICKY427 This is what 8 year old kids with a very active imagination tell their friends to sound cool. Although this James fellow seems to have been able to make a living off of it. Those that paid that sort of money probably realize they got scammed, but since it'd be super fucking embarrassing to admit that, they keep up the plot of being an anime protagonist and run with it.

How this guy wasn't laughing his ass off interviewing them is BEYOND me

@MbitaChizi

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iqp6mdqlipy2h7A.html

@brownie4032

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User dude wtf

@Danse_Macabre_125

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar no offence but barely anyone gives a flying fuck

@shiku6901

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I know this is a bot and all, but why would your parents care about your subscriber count lmao

@user-bs9hq2xw3g

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIqBzaevmMXaibg.html .....

my favorite line “Y-You were a samurai? 😨”

These break my heart. Finding the wrong internet community can really ruin your life

My next door neighbour used to believe he could shrink his body down to the size of a mouse and go on journeys through underground tunnels where he would hang out with other little people. He would explain it in such a lucid manner that I would find myself almost believing it. Needless to say I chose to distance myself from him after he offered me a line of white powder one day.

@Shellboy11

2 жыл бұрын

holy fuck im weak

@noori2105

2 жыл бұрын

Needless xd

@sallyholtz4590

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shellboy11 What do you mean?

@Shellboy11

2 жыл бұрын

@@sallyholtz4590 your story was funny

@Strongest_under_heaven

2 жыл бұрын

White powder has nothing to do with that tbf

This conspiracy just combines all the cliche "conspiracies" into one turbo conspiracy. Like seriously, lizard people, mosquito drones, space Nazis, they've got it all

@highwaythruhell7882

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html CHARLIES GIRLFRIEND CHEATED,

@beegchung2490

2 жыл бұрын

It’s got a little something for everyone

@southbayjay2540

2 жыл бұрын

These bots are out of hand

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL

@siegejay4671

2 жыл бұрын

that seems to be the new hot thing thing, making a "marvel cinematic universe" like lore, out of combining all conspiracices ever, 'Q' is the same thing

This man flew from Toronto to LA just to make a count chocula joke at 14:38 and it was worth it.

@kristenrockwell6637

2 ай бұрын

Laughed so hard at that I woke the neighbors. They live over a mile away.

The whole idea about the robot micro mosquitos "being injected" in people at the Travis Scott show is because some people at that show told police they were "pricked" randomly by some individual during the mayhem. I don't recall if he/she was ever identified or if anything came of it and don't really care to look into it but it sounded familiar from that so if any of you pogchamps are looking to enlist in the SSP, there's some lore for ya.

@chochodelluv891

Жыл бұрын

I heard they were pocking people with drug seringues, it's kind of a thing at concerts and rock parties, they inject the drug without your consent.

My own personal conspiracy theory is that every single one of those guys are actually just attending and going along with it to make their own KZread videos.

@blyat8832

2 жыл бұрын

@John Sauve UTTP 🤡

@kanekikenn3226

2 жыл бұрын

I thought so too lool

@Bandit473

2 жыл бұрын

@John Sauve UTTP clown

@non_brewed_condiment

2 жыл бұрын

@John Sauve UTTP how in the world does this have anything to do with gentrification?

@sharkastic2633

2 жыл бұрын

Wait...

My older brother (30y/o) genuinely believes this - he hasn't spoken to our family in years. It's actually really sad - stuff like this breaks families.

@chrisregan9903

2 жыл бұрын

Believes the space program or a different conspiracy?

@michaelmcdoesntexist8350

2 жыл бұрын

What's his backstory?

@blackdynamite_5470

2 жыл бұрын

Support your brother You disgust me Keep your brother close Don't lose him to some lunatic theory Keep your brother close Support him in his crazy Eventually he'll come to his senses

@michaelmcdoesntexist8350

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackdynamite_5470 Wtf was that a haiku or something

@mcsnuggie

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 his next reply will start with 'Rose's are red violets are blue"

God I just got a flashback to highschool. There was this guy who thought he was a demon/ werewolf/ vampire/ demigod who fought in the war of heaven and hell and also the Greek god war. To be fair, he was an intimidating individual. But what's even better is that I convinced this guy I was a demon overlord (I was a fat kid with an afro) which inspired me to run an experiment where I pretty much made a cult and had 3 people sign their souls over to me. It all fell apart over the summer though, mostly because I got bored of it. People are crazy man.

@mariehelena2364

Жыл бұрын

😅you had a good run!

@whatthealex9695

Жыл бұрын

i was actually a intergalactic taco vendor, i made the best tacos on mars

@ganishnutinishnu7370

2 ай бұрын

Should of spiced it up a bit and made it about Nazism

@jess142

2 ай бұрын

All hail the overlord! 🙌

The fact you told us you went to say goodnight to Tianna is really sweet for some reason.

I love how that dude had to bring up his gladiator past in response to Oki talking about how he was a samurai like “Oh, you’re cool, but I’m cool too” Feels like watching kids talk at recess and it’s adorable All the main character syndrome going on has me wanting to make a persona for myself in this lore, but something inglorious, like I was a blue collar space mantis who couldn’t get laid because I didn’t want my gf to eat me and I was part of the towing business on Mars, I just towed peoples’ space rovers and knitted sweaters after the German towing conglomerate fired me for having a bad attitude

@krait1865

2 жыл бұрын

this is so funny, AND this is actually a cool concept and you could make something cool with this

@ehonda8848

2 жыл бұрын

@@krait1865 no

@okaytyler2774

2 жыл бұрын

@@ehonda8848 Yes. Don't doubt his memories of being a mantis and being in the towing business. I, myself, was part of the corporate ant colony which oversees the mining down in sectors 1 - 13. I was making underground allies to overtake the monarchy on Martian soil, however, I got separated from my family as my pheromone receptors were damaged during the congregation of our land. I wandered my way through a temporal rift, presumably set up by the SSP, and ended up in this timeline. I still have the urge to carry crumbs into holes in the ground.

@ShakraShakra

2 жыл бұрын

This is genius.

@adrienmorales4584

2 жыл бұрын

Now this is fuckin sci fi

This was a collab between oki and I. There’s supposed to be a part 2 by now but YT gave me a strike for the video. YT also age restricted Oki’s video Edit: Part 2 is up now on my channel after the strike got reversed!

@misterscienceguy3692

2 жыл бұрын

KZread trying to hide the truth I suspect

@nova2372

2 жыл бұрын

KZread is kahoots with Kevin Spacey

@anaxmalakas

2 жыл бұрын

Dang too bad your vid didn't stay up. Just saw you went to Vegas with oki as well.

@sad_hedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

oh no

@roxassora2706

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Dude. Stop trying to get people to feel bad for you

At 7:20 when he starts talking about the evil corporation “monarch” everything is stolen blatantly from the video game quantum break. The big bad is even named Paul serene who works for Monarch with that exact logo

My favorite part is the Quantum Break references with Monarch and Paul Serene, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

Aliens don't visit humanity because they're trying to look for intelligent life, meanwhile we have people like these running around

@drilltotheheavens1695

2 жыл бұрын

Huh. You changed your profile. I kinda like it. Why did you do it?

@commonsense-og1gz

2 жыл бұрын

it's the aliens that don't want this. they likely know of humans, and we are too dangerous to be around.

@michaelstacksonfourtwenty4398

2 жыл бұрын

Well fucking said.lol

@JODRecaps

2 жыл бұрын

sup mustache, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬

@ElSheepodoggo

2 жыл бұрын

@@zynnmonkey Bro, I'm sure that was a joke. Chill 🤣

Don’t forget the most outrageous conspiracy: that my friend ACTUALLY DOES have a girlfriend who just goes to another school

@tajkoreddeninthearctic194

2 жыл бұрын

Okay so bad batch kid convertible can u elaborate on that pfp or

@ojaskubal4645

2 жыл бұрын

69th like

@teaser6089

2 жыл бұрын

NO way! :O

@darrenbutler4450

2 жыл бұрын

I was someones boyfriend who you cant meet because he lives in Canada for multiple years starting in middle school. When I met their friends over call they all screamed

@TheTimbs_

2 жыл бұрын

But what if he does

"what do you see" "I see Kevin spacey"

“Vampires can’t help but count” so Sesame Street?? 💀💀💀

I can say this theory is 100% true, i'm off to battle a space squid tomorrow, i'll donate the tentacles to make hentai real

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL in Florida

@nerdjournal

2 жыл бұрын

Just make sure to watch out for Mummy's... The ones that try to suck your soul through your asshole.

@soli_van2383

2 жыл бұрын

@Quark Ok.

@WeebJail

2 жыл бұрын

this man doing gods work

@WeebJail

2 жыл бұрын

@Quark jesus christ you are like the jehovahs witnesses of atheists stop lmfao

Love how Oki at multiple points almost broke character but somehow managed to stop himself

Props to this guy for keeping a straight face while giving his monologue about being an elite trained samurai assassin from Mars.

No microchips in our spaghetti but definitely in the parmesan cheese that goes on top

My theory is these people started out by role playing these fantasy characters in a fantasy universe, and it's so much more rewarding and enjoyable than their own identities and lives that they become addicted to it and over time essentially brainwash themselves with a fantastical secondary personality. They lose all perspective on reality and believe this secondary persona they created is actually residual memories from a previous life.

@HeatherGg15

2 жыл бұрын

This is why method acting can be dangerous sometimes. Some people just lose themselves in being another character. It’s honestly such a weird feeling if you let yourself get too sucked up into it.

@Bear-gi7xo

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that something like pathological lying? Or am I thinking of a different meaning

@kismet4259

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bear-gi7xo It def is. I feel like it started out as a joke and they just slowly believed it

@HalendleofLoc

2 жыл бұрын

The dude's charging people $200 for zoom call sessions, I'm pretty sure the reasons behind it in at least some cases are a bit more insidious

@krypticheart

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s sad

It would be a great plot twist if everyone involved was there ironically just to see what that cult is about. In the end, everyone would try to out story everyone else

@BlueTroll

2 жыл бұрын

That's honestly what I thought was happening.

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

2 жыл бұрын

Oh they wouldn't be ready for me, I'd not only embrace the insane lore but give it so many layers that it'll drive people crazy trying to understand it, it's done that to me already.

@crimsonitacilunarnebula

2 жыл бұрын

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki nice

Bruh I was falling asleep and kept waking up because the lady at 9:30 sounded like a mosquito to me 💀

"My favorite conspiracy is the one where everything will be alright."

I ran a D&D campaign with almost exactly the same premise. Giant mechs, an evil megacorporation, life on Mars, brainwashed supersoldier party, etc. These people should be writers.

@niconegro

2 жыл бұрын

they should start a religion and name it scientology

@pygmybrain5868

2 жыл бұрын

@Principal Scudworth they literally stole the logo AND NAME from Quantum Break’s evil megacoroporation.

@raresserban955

2 жыл бұрын

What does d&d mean

@finalfroggitapproaches6418

2 жыл бұрын

@@raresserban955 Dungeons & Dragons

It's crazy how people can technically brainwash themselves to believe in the most wacky stuff.

@jmj0795

2 жыл бұрын

Its fun

@lightspeed-mecharena5929

2 жыл бұрын

@John Sauve UTTP what's wrong with being a Trump supporter?

@Nathdood

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightspeed-mecharena5929 nothing. It's a free country. At least, it used to be

@4ltrs573

2 жыл бұрын

@John Sauve UTTP I hope you realize how lame that was

@williambixby3785

2 жыл бұрын

I take it you’re not married then?

The absolute balls and patience of Oki with the interview without laughing XD

This is actually real good for writers who are experiencing writers block

Me: *eating spaghetti* Moist: “micro chips hidden in our spaghetti” Me: wha-

@senorringo267

Жыл бұрын

it’s too late

@wireshock4633

Жыл бұрын

NANOMACHINES, SON!!

@newman_real3079

Жыл бұрын

Happy 69th likes

"Space Nazis, Giant mechs" Sounds like the literal plot to Gundam

@Frawstykins

2 жыл бұрын

its literally Warhammer

@jimmyseaver3647

2 жыл бұрын

@@Frawstykins Only if they're _Catholic_ Space Nazis. Zeon had no religious inclinations aside from a fervent belief that Earth should be abandoned and restored to a pre-human state with everyone living in space colonies, which they then promptly war crime'd.

@franciscoalmeida7017

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like the wolfenstein plot ahahah

@sr-denmarcdieta5941

2 жыл бұрын

Smells like war crime

@l-omega402

2 жыл бұрын

Nazis on mars even happened in gundam twice, in the same story Re-zeon(made of titans soldier,the federations equivalent to the SS) and mars zeon( the space nazis) Source gundam AoZ reboot

“Okay, so they’re probably programming him.” Was funny asf and Charlie’s reaction also they guys face when he said that had me geeking lmao

This is some iron sky level entertainment. Tempted to join up myself to see how nuts things can get.

I knew the shapeshifting part was going to be "I'm literally just a furry but don't want to admit it so I'm gonna make some shit up". Like come on, "blue wolf" sounds exactly like a furry name lol

@comet.x

2 жыл бұрын

ikr just be a furry in vrchat or something lmao

@saaros

2 жыл бұрын

wolves are also the most common animal for fursonas lol

@DmpstrPirate

2 жыл бұрын

I made a dnd character this black paladin with super cool abilitys like wrestling so I could technically suplex mf but deep down under that armor was a turtle... I much like this man was a furry and I much like him sorta hid it except my turtle was so fucking strong cause they have a natural armor buff which on top of paladin plate armor oml

@pepesilvia1858

2 жыл бұрын

@@DmpstrPirate you should make him a monk

@aendra6495

2 жыл бұрын

it sounds exactly like a furry OC you would make when you were 12. Probably has heterochromia, a huge facial scar and dead parents.

Noone can convince me otherwise, this has to be some real life RP with a sign up fee of 200 bucks and everything you say will be added to the lore.

@heartlessnina3423

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gWppmLuJdtqpqNo.html

@chickpea

2 жыл бұрын

So... scientology

@ezekieloruven

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickpea Scientology is nowhere close to that affordable!

@radicallybean

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickpea Scientology also isn’t anywhere near the lore count that SSP has.

@S3verusMyG

2 жыл бұрын

I would do this, but without the money part and a huge ban on drugs. Because I know if you get high doing this, your never going to make it out

13:10 This is literally the story of Eleven from Stranger Things, I’m dying of laughter over here.

This is the kind of thing that makes me want to found a ridiculous conspiracy cult just to see how many people I could get to join it.

As much as I love this shit, I have to wonder at what point we're just laughing at people for having schizophrenia.

@virtualvocal7995

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, whenever I see shit like this, my first thought is where we draw the line between someone being wacky and someone having diagnosable mental illness they need help for

@alexsantoro597

2 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I was thinking as I scrolled though the comments 💀

@crystallaner230

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. This level of delusions is also known as a coping mechanism for various severe traumas, even garden variety ptsd. This isn't really funny it's sad

@ZachPlum

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter. When they put it on the internet it's free reign to laugh at. It can be sad and hilarious at the same time, they aren't mutually exclusive.

@WanderTheNomad

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystallaner230 whether it's funny or sad depends on how zoomed in you are

This has such a innocent kids vibe. I was a samurai Oh “think James, think! Samurai is cool, what could I choose?!” I was a gladiator.

@heartlessnina3423

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gWppmLuJdtqpqNo.html

@user-no4yd4gp4u

2 жыл бұрын

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@S3verusMyG

2 жыл бұрын

Tier list for every warrior role as a child: S: Assassin, Gladiator A: Knight, Soldier, Dragon B: Shield guy, Spear guy C: D: Princess, Wizard, Potion Maker F: ???: Boss

@stevangucu522

2 жыл бұрын

@@S3verusMyG above S tier is a F I N A L B O S S with ability to in an instant invent any bullshit that would counter your attack. When kids meet it they throw their sticks in the air from frustration and say: Fuck this, I ain't playing anymore!

@koolaidninja6628

2 жыл бұрын

@@S3verusMyG nah bro. Princess is a A tier. Whenever there was a knight, a princess wasn't far behind

"I was the black samurai yasuke" had me 🤣

The best part of that Kevin spacey monarch lore, is that it’s just stolen from quantum break

I feel like this cult is very accepting, like all the people have different backstories and no one really dispute it. It just feel like comic con if everybody was RolePlaying their characters + some chanting and seminars.

@lol-fq9kc

2 жыл бұрын

All cults or extremist groups are always very accepting as long as you believe the samething or hell even if you have your own spin to it its wacky af haven't dived down a rabbit hole in a while might just do it with these people

@DmpstrPirate

2 жыл бұрын

It actually looks really fun tbh

@user-bs9hq2xw3g

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIqBzaevmMXaibg.html .....

@futurereflections4097

2 жыл бұрын

Still better than the cult of world leaders sex trafficking children- no longer a conspiracy theory.

@theprocrastinator6813

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I feel like its all in good fun for some cults

i love how hes making his backstory up and having it match up with the lore like someone making a goddamn tabletop RPG character

@Rosemaker_

2 жыл бұрын

SSP is literally a DnD campaign that never ended

@oi6119

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rosemaker_ my take is it's more of a starfinder campaign. Though i dunno, spelljammer is a thing so d&d still fits

@CornerCloud

2 жыл бұрын

Paul serene and monarch are from quantum break

I like the instant logic of “I see Mr Beast”, “Oh they must be programming him”

All I can think of right now is Psychostick's album title "Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" is coming to life in these dudes minds. What the hell...

the wideness of this dude's eyes alone should give people a hint about his level of detachment from reality.

@charlesdemers1197

2 жыл бұрын

He’s on some good shit

@greenpanda.k8337

Жыл бұрын

I'll have what he's having

@LootFragg

Жыл бұрын

@@greenpanda.k8337 Genetic augmentation and super soldier programming, of course. :D

“The only difference between a conspiracy and truth is about 6 months.” This theory is no different

@badascan8910

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait until people finally find out birds aren't real

@spacejesus6581

2 жыл бұрын

@Cija Elma I refuse to believe anyone has ever fallen for this when porn is free

@AsobiMedio

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacejesus6581 You'd be surprised.

@calmgoodfire4662

2 жыл бұрын

@@badascan8910 damm bro did you watch the video it says that your crazy and that these people are Secret ninja space nazis who fight aliens

@ScotlandsBEST

2 жыл бұрын

The difference between freedom and justice is about £50,000 and a guarantee of not guilty. All past crimes related too the address forgotten. I'd be happy to take my dish of justice ice cold or real hot, no taxation without representation after all, everybody will be eating good once I deal.with the rest. Everybody knows so if I go, the rest move in forever. If I walk, it never happens again. I have everything, it's always there and unbeatable. I have the biggest civil of Highland history and you're blind to not know it. Someone is lying to you.

The amount of patience and shear fucking will it took to handle dealing with these people is impressive

How come no one ever has a past life regression where they were like, second assistant dog catcher or a janitor or something?

As a drone mosquito who gained sentience during the Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson New Year's Eve Special, I can confirm many of this is bunk, but not for the reasons you all think.

@firemetal9655

2 жыл бұрын

Enlighten me

@ltb1345

2 жыл бұрын

Please pass on your knowledge before Monarch assassinates you!

@TheYahmez

2 жыл бұрын

@@ltb1345 It's too late! They've got the them!

@firemetal9655

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheYahmez No problem. Let me just transform myself into my blue wolf form and pursue them.

My favorite conspiracy is how "Interview With 'The' Vampire" used to be "Interview With 'A' Vampire," in a different timeline we shifted into.

@raijuko

2 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing my favorite local youtuber in Charlie's comments! Get on it , doggone it!

@lioreubm677

2 жыл бұрын

Berenstein bears to Berenstain bears

@HayTatsuko

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, the Mandela Effect.

@DarthPerkins

2 жыл бұрын

And no matter HOW much actual evidence you show these people; first print books, audio books, VHS covers, magazine articles...they STILL don't believe it.

@ryankl1984

2 жыл бұрын

it was dude

11:13 To be fair the spoon bending thing could be a genuine magic trick that can entertain children at birthday parties. So that would be cool to check out.

I love watching Charlie mocking conspiracy theories.

"Chūnibyō is a Japanese colloquial term typically used to describe early teens who have grandiose delusions, who desperately want to stand out, and who have convinced themselves that they have hidden knowledge or secret powers." this sounds like these cultist. aside from the teen part.

@shockmazta3116

2 жыл бұрын

Well Chunibyo doesn't happen in just Teens. It's more common in Teens, but they can hang onto those delusions into Adulthood. Adults can seemingly get it after immense mental truama.

@dr.splashed2742

2 жыл бұрын

@Safwaan translated in english its roughly called "8th grade syndrome"

@dr.splashed2742

2 жыл бұрын

@@shockmazta3116 its a shame :(

@Foxyy01

2 жыл бұрын

Sus pfp 👀

@smartyexplorer135

2 жыл бұрын

Let's see kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKOq3LaPk9iflso.html.

The only conspiracy theory I truly believe is that the hearing aid company’s are in kahoots with the gaming company’s which is why EVERY game is loud af when loading up the games.

@charlesfuzak

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit...

@Reckful69

2 жыл бұрын

MW 2019 lol

@hithereimjack2252

2 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck you figured it out. This is a whole ass meme in my discord server.

@unnamed715

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reckful69 CS:GO

@twoshu8940

2 жыл бұрын

“Kahoots”

As someone who was at Astroworld Fest, the claims of mosquito drones is so accurate that I will begin my conversion to the SSP.

The whole thing sounded like a fever dream to me.

I'm so glad Oki is getting more exposure. He's a great journalist and has a lot of great content about conspiracies and... Well, weird stories.

@brothadrknes4760

2 жыл бұрын

Brotha definitely caught my eye

@chelseamo8248

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely he has a ton of great videos

@mightymeatymech

2 жыл бұрын

He is absolutely amazing man, I love his content. So glad he's getting this exposure, he deserves it

@shards0fwords

2 жыл бұрын

🆗👁‍🗨 is rad. I have watched his Steve Rocco vid probably half a dozen times XD

@gargles5270

2 жыл бұрын

i’m glad i got to find him through here! the video was really funny, i’m definitely gonna go check out more of his videos!

Honestly joining something like this simply to larp could be fun. Since all these people actually believe it it could be a lot of fun to have a group like this that never leaves character.

@lordfrz9339

2 жыл бұрын

Its probably full of thise, I like to think spoon lady is having a hell of a laugh at home. "Then I bent the spoon with my hand, you should have seen their faces!"

@donutminion8881

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking about like if you learned the lore and shit that could be super cool. It's like a larp event that never ends, sure there would be slower times when you have to do some normal life shit like work but in the background dude, you're really a member of the SSP with a tragic dark backstory and psychic powers that were augmented into you hundreds of years ago by evil Kevin Spacey, and there's like a complete community that is just like you. It'd be fucking wild

@cookieman4578

2 жыл бұрын

Furrys exist already. It didn't go well the first time

@user-bs9hq2xw3g

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIqBzaevmMXaibg.html .....

@jtestaccount2431

2 жыл бұрын

@@cookieman4578 furries aren't really a good parallel, it's not like furries don't realise that they're playing a character. These people genuinely believe they are space Nazi's

7:40 looks like one of the slide in my history assighnments

The line "Did any of your clones turn into zombies?" is the most sci-fi shit I have ever heard. And I played Mass Effect

As someone who's parents are like this, its actually crazy how a majority of the stuff in this video is stuff they actually believe.

@andreigelaga4120

2 жыл бұрын

i feel so bad for you dude

@chancethewizard2336

2 жыл бұрын

you're not alone homie. that's why my siblings and i disowned our (clone/zombie?) mother

@queenicedcoffee4217

2 жыл бұрын

Move out asap lol

@gengar7597

2 жыл бұрын

And probably the worst was when i hit 13 and was forced to change to a christian school and started think for myself rather than just go along with them and had an identiy crisis with all the shit going on

@chancethewizard2336

2 жыл бұрын

@@gengar7597 sus

Could you imagine that this whole secret space program thing was absolutely 100% real and when Elon Musk gets to Mars he just discovers a bunch of Germans?

@AAA-pl6wn

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious and horrifying

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

Oh lawd

@kirbed9486

2 жыл бұрын

Well if Elon somehow goes through with nuking Mars, the Mars Germans are gonna have a really bad time 🤔

@yomommashaus

2 жыл бұрын

He'll get there and Mark Zuckerbergs clone will meet him like "damnit Elon, you weren't supposed to see this yet"

@TheTownNarcoleptic

2 жыл бұрын

@@yomommashaus okay the “yet” got me

This conspiracy goes hand in hand with ancient alien lore and it has got to be one of the greatest rabbit holes I have ever gone down

This just made me feel bad. I couldn't get through it all. These people really can't get help anymore. It costs to much for the average person.

I work at a thrift store and recently I had a gentleman come into my work. He seemed like a pretty normal guy until I brought up that I planned to become an engineer. He started talking about how he’s a electrician for Boeing and how he works on these huge machines. Then he proceeds to talk about literally everything in this video. He went on to tell me about these battleship loading docks above the clouds (one being over Mississippi and one over souther Australia) and proceeded to show me literal star destroyers from Starwars..

@nomahfuckah2080

2 жыл бұрын

I live in MS hes fucking lying😭 I mean obviously but wtf kinda shit is that? I wouldve made it more awkward and pointed the star wars pics out lol

@Truck-kun_01

2 жыл бұрын

THE STAR DESTROYER!!!!, nuh uh he gotta take me there to convince me 😤

@febefox5930

2 жыл бұрын

@@Truck-kun_01 That’s something worth just walking out of work for. I’m not even being sarcastic. Some dude came up to me and told me that I’d be like bet let’s go show me.

@Truck-kun_01

2 жыл бұрын

@@febefox5930 same, I'd be tying myself on his car just to see that

@febefox5930

2 жыл бұрын

@@Truck-kun_01 Let’s go on an adventure together, new friend ✨

I remember getting kicked out of my science class for arguing with my teacher about the moon being metal. Apparently he found some "evidence" where some dude drilled a hole into the moon and there was a loud gong sound, and I argued that that would be impossible because space is like a vacuum and there is no sound at all. He got mad because he couldn't prove me wrong and I had to spend 2 days in detention for disrupting the class. You bet your ass I didnt go

@g_g...

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I have a similar teacher that believes in conspiracy theories too. Too bad she keeps some of it to herself, it's mostly the best to hear her talk about shit that makes absolutely no sense 😂😂😂

@DrQuaid

2 жыл бұрын

the astronauts that landed on the moon did say that they heard the moon ring like a bell and there was documents proving it..

@g_g...

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrQuaid there is physically no reason in the boundaries and rules of this universe for the moon to sound like that in space. And i can 100% assure that that is fake information. Don't believe in them.

@DrQuaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@g_g... no you cant. and you cant have sound travel in a vacuum however if something vibrates and there are instruments attached ro said object then you could obviously detect that. just because you are skeptical doesnt mean youre right all the time, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

@g_g...

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrQuaid you weren't specifying any information of any instrument so in my context i was right. It's your fault fpr not specifying. Obviously if you use the right equipment you could hear

Glad to see Oki being string and sharing his tale. In my previous life i was the first mexican zombie and vampire hunter. Monarch armed me with a laser machete, an impenetrable poncho and cowboy boots that let me jump between realities. The trauma i endured as El Nazi Con Estilo will haunt me for all of my lifetimes.

"It was like a switch in my brain went off and everything felt real" That dude just discovered roleplaying

The world building here is insane. Tolkien could learn a thing or two. And before I get a bunch of morons saying "Tolkien is dead", might I remind you of the advanced space cloning technologies famous people have access to. Tolkien is alive and with us, writing books under a different name.

@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers

2 жыл бұрын

I fuckin knew there was something fishy about JK Rowling.

@A_Spooky_Dude

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers JK Rowling is transphobic because they're secretly trans with the actual soul of Tolkien and the only way to make her seem less suspicious is to overcorrect in the opposite direction

@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers

2 жыл бұрын

@@A_Spooky_Dude Exactly. It's all coming together now. Next, we'll find out that Trump is actually the real Santa and only acts like an evil sloth of a non human to put us off the scent. It just makes so much sense.

@Nell_Hell

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@nicolamutton

2 жыл бұрын

@@A_Spooky_Dude didnt know stating a biological fact is transphobic

I would like to say, that although the birds aren’t real movement is clearly a joke, the guy running it has done such a great job that various people I’ve run into in the internet have actually latched onto it as a legitimate theory they believe.

@TheTownNarcoleptic

2 жыл бұрын

My entire I.T class is so deep into this joke it’s unreal and our teacher caught on pretty quickly which makes it even more entertaining

@BJGvideos

2 жыл бұрын

I ran into a very seriously sick woman in the park who believed it. I had my pet parrot with me at the time and I said look, I know this bird is real. She looked at my bird and said yeah, no, this bird is real but the birds in the park are all spies. I felt really bad for her. She seemed nice but with a ton of illness covering everything.

@Butts666

2 жыл бұрын

I've even come across someone claiming that trees don't exist, but the followup explanation was a little underwhelming. Basically some "they're just bushes, but with a trunk" shit. Whoever wrote that needs to up their game.

@CoverLuxe

2 жыл бұрын

Any kind of joke movement on the internet can easily be turned into a real movement by people who are already out in left field and are looking for something to believe in. We all remember the area 51 "raid" that was apparently a Facebook joke that just got way out of hand.

@rosewelch1190

2 жыл бұрын

I will believe it until I see a dead bird and no you can’t try and show me a picture 😌

8:08 the trying not to smile face lmfao

I’ve recently intrigued the new found appeal of conspiracy theories(in my life) and I’m glad to see the content creators I enjoy are on these too.

"Paul Serene" and "Monarch" is both a character and corporation from the video game "Quantum Break." Bruh James is fully aware of what he's doing

@ltb1345

2 жыл бұрын

Why did he decide that Kevin Spacey is his clone? Lmao.

@chiefbloodelf

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing but Aidan Gillen would be a better choice

@kobi7955

2 жыл бұрын

That was the part that made me the most confused since I really like that game and the Alan Wake universe in general

Tbh I heard about this shit like 5 years ago. At the time, I was going down every rabbit hole I could find. And I was gullible enough to believe nearly everything I heard… That was until I heard about the Secret Space Program, which is so unbelievably unbelievable that it shook me back to reality. Thank you, SSP. Your bullshit saved my feeble, gullible little mind from certain destruction. 🙌

@crazyplasmaman5198

2 жыл бұрын

Long ago I watched an episode of through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman (a show on the science Channel) about radicalization and terrorism. One of the experts they had on said that a good technique to deradicalize people is instead of trying to oppose their extremism rather say you agree with them and take their beliefs to such a ludicrous point so that it even sounds crazy to the extremist. It shocks them into reconsidering their beliefs. It seems that the secret space program society did that to you unintentionally. Welcome back to the real world buddy! The boring, depressing, horrible, real world...... Shit.

@joes.5841

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyplasmaman5198 lmao dang

@orngpeelr9017

2 жыл бұрын

new conspiracy: the ssp were created as an anti-conspiracy movement meant to be so utterly absurd that it gives conspiracists a reality check and ultimately saves them. Go SSP!

@zmonay333

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyplasmaman5198 🤝

@NotTheDAHASAG

2 жыл бұрын

The good ending?

“Did any of your clones be changed into a zombie?” 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for the gift of Oki! Coming from a guy that had his gramps think birds were surveillance devises just before the end.

"Why is it when people talk about reincarnation they're always a king or a general or a famous person? How come they're never a serf or a rock or a bug?" -Michael De Santa

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL

@JODRecaps

2 жыл бұрын

hi sims, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬

@banditkeithkingofduelmonsters

2 жыл бұрын

Those people don't speak up.

@decrepify3443

2 жыл бұрын

@Quark I'm not religious, but don't tell others what they shouldn't believe in

@haloha329

2 жыл бұрын

@Quark r/atheism users when they discover people don't think exactly like them

This whole conspiracy feels like two kids making up powers but they know about WWII

@og_mexi

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@chandranapier2259

2 жыл бұрын

I’m feeling like most conspiracies at this point or either purposefully made to sound as stupid as possible to those who don’t follow or are failed writing prompts posted to the internet. A lot of recent stuff just sounds like someone trying to write a book and random people being in on it to expand the lore.

@agathonchristianto9580

2 жыл бұрын

Yes some of them were made as ridiculous as possible just for the purpose to invalidate another "conspiracy theory" that actually made sense and even factually true, just by grouping the legitimate one together with these absurd fanfiction under the same blanket. It is very effective in trying to invalidate any theory/ deduction/ historical fact without even addressing the substance.

@blackleague212

2 жыл бұрын

@@agathonchristianto9580 you want absurd fan fiction? Go to the demon king. His writing... No. His beauty will destroy heaven forever. Amen.

@asapsharad7989

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackleague212 Ewww a satanist, gtfo

Charlie calmly talking while I'm taking a loud shit is really funny for some reasfon

@jazlynnsanchez5195

Жыл бұрын

thank u

12:00 sounds like someone describing the backstory of their sonic OC's with the most eye salting color scheme to ever exist

Of course everyone involved in this "Secret Space Program" was either a super soldier, wizard, weapons master, etc etc. If one of these lunatics said they were an accountant, or worked in their HR department, it would add a little validity to it. Side note; OKI makes great videos. If you're not a subscriber, definitely consider becoming one.

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL in Florida

@stofficial9315

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html I MET CHRALIE IRL in Florida

@JODRecaps

2 жыл бұрын

hi steve, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬

@yourboss4561

2 жыл бұрын

@@JODRecaps 😴

@RockyHoarderPictureShows

2 жыл бұрын

@Safwaan very true.

"Don't believe I was a samurai in a past life? Check this!" *shows a cheap mall katana* The cultist: *gasp*

@alphanoodle1877

2 жыл бұрын

gasps harder damn thats a TESCO katana? oh shit bro, he must be a SUPER super soldier

Their lore would make an awesome book

okis face at 8:41 is so funny when the dude is slugging booze