A 32 minute video of Charlie basically just telling a nonsensical bedtime story. Gotta love it.

@JamesLee-xk6dk

10 ай бұрын

Clicked it and literally thought yup this is my bedtime story tonight 😂

@RetroKnifes

10 ай бұрын

mans wearing the black t-shirt

@philthytanks4952

10 ай бұрын

Funny thing is this is likely way more entertaining than the actual movie 😂

@ThogDontCare

10 ай бұрын

Same thing could be said if he recapped the bible for 32 minutes.

@night00glider

10 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I always open it like listening to radio to do some work, and like you said, a bedtime story.

I love how expensive most Hollywood productions are and often their moral of the story is 'Money is bad, m'kay?'

@heronekkotheanimer7386

10 ай бұрын

Money that isnt in the directors pocket is bad indeed.

@Rokomarn

10 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdoh wow I have seen the light now I am muslin. Thank you KZread comment section for saving my soul.

@zebius4157

10 ай бұрын

It's literally mo money mo problems lmao

@user-bo3mp8un6c

10 ай бұрын

​@@RokomarnHahahahahaha

@lanster77schannel

10 ай бұрын

Wow what an insightful comment

Honestly a clicker to control a giant shark seems a lot more effective than Chris Pratt holding his hand up to control a bunch of raptors.

@breezy3176

9 ай бұрын

It must have been chris pratt's mario powers

@John-kd2tc

9 ай бұрын

@@breezy3176He tamed Yoshi so he should be able to tame raptors easily.

@lukehead9784

9 ай бұрын

Didn’t he have a clicker in his other hand or did I imagine that to cope with how silly it was

@John-kd2tc

9 ай бұрын

@@lukehead9784 They had a clicker for the first scene with the raptors. That’s it.

@thenitpickchannel9993

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@lukehead9784only the first scene after that he just had telepathy or something

The "breathable water" from The Abyss is 500X more believable than Jason Statham surviving 2,500 atmosphere's of pressure with the power of testosterone and coolness.

@mcnamaraky

10 ай бұрын

More believable? Sure. More awesome-er? Not a chance. I'm surprised there isn't a scene in this movie of a shark biting him but he flexes so hard that the sharks teeth break. How fuckin awesomely terrible would that be?

@aliensoup2420

10 ай бұрын

The "oxygenated fluorocarbon" technology in The Abyss is more believable because it is real. The depth that Bud dives to is probably more questionable.

@jordansrhoads

10 ай бұрын

@@aliensoup2420 HOLY SHIT IT IS REAL

@jordansrhoads

10 ай бұрын

@@aliensoup2420 I cannot believe I didn't know this until now I love The Abyss.

@patriciamurfitt4590

10 ай бұрын

The breathable water is actually true

"Stupidity" should be a new movie genre at this point because of how entertaining they could be

@ALIEN-DUDE

10 ай бұрын

"Braindead cinema" my favorite genre.

@tiagobelo4965

10 ай бұрын

"fever dream" being a subcategory for completely absurd and disjointed plots

@johnconnor2572

10 ай бұрын

It was back in the 80s and 90s. They just don't make em like they used to 😢

@YodaOnABender

10 ай бұрын

That already exists, it’s called “Fast & Furious but with X thing instead of cars”

@RosiePosey5150

10 ай бұрын

My dad loves these movies and it started from sharknado 😂

The more I kept listening, the more I swear this sounds like an AI wrote most of the script. The sudden release of the shark leading to the sudden discovery of a mining operation and suddenly that base being destroyed, but then having plot points that hinge on the discovery of the said base as a motivating factor the bad guys convoluted plans.

@Dovahkiin106

10 ай бұрын

@@zogwort1522so basically, once AI improves, they’ll just do better work than Hollywood writers, but for free? Sounds good to me.

@noheffthing

10 ай бұрын

@@Dovahkiin106?

@D71219ONE

10 ай бұрын

@@Dovahkiin106I’d argue that AI can do a better job than many Hollywood writers already.

@unamless9229

10 ай бұрын

​@DIO_106 but think of the economy

@unamless9229

10 ай бұрын

​@@Dovahkiin106 AI alr is gon replace every single job imaginable. But before that happens, we're gonna kill ourselves by making the planet inhospitable.

I like knowing nothing about movies and then having Charlie explain them to me; it's the best way to have a story told

As someone who's been a SCUBA diver for 15 years, and is a qualified commercial diver, I want to explain the pressurization thing. So, while there is some logic behind filling your sinuses with water, it would not help you. While it would equalize the pressure in those specific cavities (if the bones could even withstand that much compression) you have other cavities in your body and your whole chest would cave in.

@whocares7093

10 ай бұрын

Okay but have you considered the power of testosterone and deep voice?

@Silunce

5 ай бұрын

​@@whocares7093 movies frfr

@StCuthbertsHands

Ай бұрын

I'm an advanced open water diver, but I never considered the power of testosterone.

I love it when Charlie gets crazy trying to explain the logic of insane plots

@ivanblanco1956

10 ай бұрын

@@SussyRobloxLordgo back to your boyfriend

@TheAngelOfDeath000

10 ай бұрын

MY TOILET PAPPER IS BETTER THAN Charles

@TheAngelOfDeath000

10 ай бұрын

MY TOILET PLUNGER IS BETTER THAN CHARIES

@lincolnlanier8596

10 ай бұрын

@@TheAngelOfDeath000Charlie*

@SussyRobloxLord

10 ай бұрын

@@lincolnlanier8596 shush child

For anyone wondering, at 25,000 ft the pressure would be ~757x the normal atmospheric pressure. That comes out to around 11,000 psi (give or take). Every 10 meters/33 ft the pressure increases by one atmosphere roughly. Just a reminder that the Titan sub imploded at 12,500 ft. At half the depth in the movie, a metal sub was crushed in less than 10 milliseconds.

@alexbrinzan9061

10 ай бұрын

Doesnt stop Jason Statam with that testosterone and deep voice to swim all over the place.

@bernice_anders

10 ай бұрын

So what you're saying is, make sure your lungs are REALLY full of air before attempting to swim at that depth

@DeadDingoDan

10 ай бұрын

The titan didn't even make 12500, it's assumed the sub uninstalled it's occupants at 8750ft

@bryanlee5999

10 ай бұрын

​@@DeadDingoDanuninstalled is crazy 😂😂

@erenyaehger6641

10 ай бұрын

The hull was made from fiberglass.

The amount of pressure at 25000 ft deep in the ocean would literally turn a person into a red mist😂

0:59 Charlie, I’m gonna need you to show your work here on this math problem because there is no way any movie can be stupider than Moonfall.

@SubstantialMoon

3 ай бұрын

1:16

Seeing Charlie having a breakdown over shitty movies is peak entertainment

@shelby5809

10 ай бұрын

it really doesn't get better than this

The book is actually terrifying and believable. Steve Alten gave his blessing for them to make it stupid, money is money I guess.

@arcticgalaxies9160

10 ай бұрын

the books are amazing!!

@Raccon_Detective.

10 ай бұрын

Hollywood has a lot of generic scripts floating around then they slap the name of a book on it.

@Trentcast

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I read the book as a kid. Sad to see such a great book turned into such a laughable movie

@anonisnoone6125

10 ай бұрын

What a stupid decision.

@LuisSierra42

10 ай бұрын

@@anonisnoone6125 not stupid if they give you money 🤑🤑

Charlie it was a pleasure meeting you at the movies today! Sorry for being so starstruck/in shock. Going from seeing an old man peeing in the hallway to meeting Jesus himself was a lot for me to process in the few milliseconds I had!

@eanlopez

10 ай бұрын

@penguinz0

@r1cklain

10 ай бұрын

Hallelujah, blessed by the wiles of critikal itself. @eanlopz

@eanlopez

10 ай бұрын

@@r1cklain the only cool thing about living in tampa

I am still belly laughing from you acting out the lizard monsters being sprayed with gas

@Sentinel_White

7 ай бұрын

OoOoOoOOOooo

Charlie is the only movie critic I trust

@quartdude

10 ай бұрын

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZread! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

@DereliqueMahBAWLS

10 ай бұрын

He liked the Barbie movie and lost my trust

@EYELYKE2DOOAYNALL

10 ай бұрын

true

@BoondockGore

10 ай бұрын

Critical drinker is the one for me

@strawboyhawkins3

10 ай бұрын

@@BoondockGoreyikes

Hearing Charlie go more and more insane attempting to just explain this plot is so good

@Maple_Sally

10 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdLALALALALA *Suicide Vest goes off* BOOM!!!!

@davidkolesnikov8039

10 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdyour religion says that the suns rises from mud

@davidkolesnikov8039

10 ай бұрын

Sun*

@r1cklain

10 ай бұрын

@@davidkolesnikov8039 lol I can alrdy tell the comment, that has been long-deleted, was written by a muslim.

28:56 I actually pictured Jason Statham on a surfboard doing all that stuff

I just wanna add, when the guy blew the octopus, he was at least 10 meters away from the explosion UNDERWATER and he just swims away like nothing happened REMEMBER: Explosive underwater is SO MUCH DEADLIER that explosion in the air, the pressure waves will fold, crush and rip you apart especially if you're too close to the blast radius

Jason swimming at 25,000ft is like when Leah survives space in Star Wars.

@marzinrocker

10 ай бұрын

Except that Leia surviving somehow seems more plausible thanks to "the force" but Jason not exploding under the pressure was downright B.S!

@forgedabauditt9955

10 ай бұрын

​@@marzinrocker He had the special power of his HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT

@DeadDingoDan

10 ай бұрын

The titan only made it to 8750 feet

@hulmhochberg8129

10 ай бұрын

Leia surviving IS more plausible. Waaaaaay more plausible, even without the force. Someone already commented about the titan, they weren't even half that depth and they got crushed so fast their body's couldnt even realize it.

@jeremybrimmer1990

10 ай бұрын

Cavitation

First time Charlie has ever gone through all the five stages of grief while explaining a movie plot. Love to see it.

Jason Stat-Ham isn’t affected by pressure. Pressure is affected by Jason Statham. Jason Stat-Ham puts pressure onto pressure. Jason Statham crushes pressure and makes pressure collapse and implode

26:58 "Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas cus theyre addicted to gas?" I thought this was a movie about sharks loool. Charlie slowly slipping into insanity trying to explain this movie.

“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.” Another banger line from Charlie.

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

@Dont_Read_My_Picture

10 ай бұрын

Don't read my name!

@BlimpLeader

10 ай бұрын

Skibidi toilet

@evo2500

10 ай бұрын

After he dropped that i scrolled down

@aves675

10 ай бұрын

I'm refreshing and seeing the likes go up and up were at 98 rn

Props to you Charlie! You made the 80% of the movie, that you said was boring, actually fun to imagine! The scenes that played out in my head were far from boring!

@sexorswag

10 ай бұрын

That moist magic

@THE_DOMINAT0R

10 ай бұрын

The power of good storytelling

@RealBurntLettuce

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I don't care who the IRS sends I am NOT paying taxes!

@reecechadwick8504

10 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdgo away we don't care.

@fakealizer8280

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td out

i could listen to charlie explain movie plots for hours 😭 i love how into it he gets and no matter how bad he said the movie is he makes it so interesting to listen to him talk about it

I feel like it must be infinitely more entertaining to hear Charlie describe this movie than to actually watch it myself

This movie made me appreciate Jaws alot more as a cinematic masterpiece. Thank you Steven Spielberg.

@Mattadork

10 ай бұрын

jaws is awful, that shark is obviously fake.

@owozzy6841

10 ай бұрын

@@Mattadork its an old movie bro

@captainmycaptain8334

10 ай бұрын

@@Mattadork ill still take bad practical puppet/animatronics over bad cgi. tbh, idk why

@ungabunga6961

10 ай бұрын

@@owozzy6841I think he was being sarcastic. Read the comment in Charlie’s voice and i think it was meant to be a joke lol

@Dill9540

10 ай бұрын

@@Mattadorkwonderfully laid trap, I commend you sir

I am a new follower of your account. There is no reason why I, a 58 year old woman, could ever explain how I even found you. I'm so curious that I'll give damn near anything a chance. Charlie, all I can say is I am enjoying the f out of you, your Moist testing fast foods are so funny with your buddy. I am dying that I can totally relate to a 28 year old person. ❤🎉😂

@HuskyandStarch

10 ай бұрын

Wholesome comment.

@ktgame2640

10 ай бұрын

I have successfully found Charlie's 1 geriatric subscriber

@JakNasty69

10 ай бұрын

Charlie needs to see this

@splatlingsquid4595

10 ай бұрын

Reading a comment like this is quite nice and wholesome! Keep on having fun c:

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

"He didn't run on the water or something" Oh, ok *rewinds and edits the movie in my head*

I love these types of videos he does, feels like a friend is ranting to me for a few minutes

this was in fact the greatest shark story time of all time , i want more Charlie just either going insane over a movie plot or just telling a movie plot in general , i would have that as my main podcast

@corycarlson3846

10 ай бұрын

Guess you haven't heard of Sharknado

@bigbill10

10 ай бұрын

@@corycarlson3846 Buddy it looks like you haven't even heard of Six-Headed Shark Attack

@johndecastro2878

10 ай бұрын

​@@corycarlson3846à

@corycarlson3846

10 ай бұрын

@@bigbill10 lol A 6 headed shark? that compared to a TORNADO MADE OF SHARKS! They wouldn't stand a chance.

@bigbill10

10 ай бұрын

@@corycarlson3846 imagine a tornado made of 6 headed sharks, the shark film industry would probably implode

As a biologist, I can confirm that it's not how water pressure works 😂

@lliamthrumble

10 ай бұрын

Yes... but as a Jasonologist I can say with confidence that he can swim like an angelic mermaid at depths of up to 50000 meters. Source: trust me.

@CookTheCrook15

10 ай бұрын

@@lliamthrumblecan confirm that Jason’s intrapleural pressure is greater than that of the water at 27,000 feet

@richardgoodwin7816

9 ай бұрын

Jason is just better

@JediMasterBaiter

8 ай бұрын

Not only that but the extreme pressure at that depth makes him look younger and suave.

@anon1963

8 ай бұрын

I think physics has more to do with pressure than biology

I hate how all these movies at some point preach to us about greed and money while making the most obvious cash grab.

"This is rare earth metals" Me: "Alright, which one?" Who wrote that in the script and thought that was smart? 😂😂

I love it when he goes on like this. He's like a little boy who just saw his favourite super hero movie and it sucked balls and he's trying his hardest to explain why it sucked balls to his parents and friends

@Maple_Sally

10 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdBOOM!! VIRGINS!!!

@cloudwyrms9752

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnuh uh

@khaas9

10 ай бұрын

Me getting out of Spy Kids 3

@abbyvii

10 ай бұрын

i love charlie so much😭😭😭😭

I love how half of Charlie's content is just him making a 10-30 minute video about something that made him laugh earlier that day

At 32000 ft underwater your body would immediately implode. This is peak goofy

The delivery of “so that was awesome” had me dying

You could delete all social media and still keep up with the news just by watching Charlie's videos

@poisonedsoda

10 ай бұрын

@@realyoz we dont care

@Jhrzgocrazy

10 ай бұрын

@@realyoz wdym "I exposed charlie" like ok wtv we dont care?

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

@echelus

10 ай бұрын

As somebody who has. I do and it's wonderful

@Spaced0ut000

10 ай бұрын

I did it 💀 he’s the only reason I know what’s going on in the world

It's always fun to see Charlie talk super passionately about something

@ellielou8888

10 ай бұрын

especially when it’s something he hates

@user-bo3mp8un6c

10 ай бұрын

​@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdDo you really think that's an effective way of spreading your religion? Harassing and annoying people online? You are just trying to get your golden ticket into heaven but are instead turning people away. Please re-evaluate what you are doing.

@Truebro79

10 ай бұрын

True 🤣

The new Texas Chainsaw is literally a parody of the parody commercial where the girl says let's hide in the barn full of chainsaws.

I watched Meg 2 and I honestly think it’s a certified cold classic.

5:04 This would have been a really great idea. After all, the reason why we can't have great white sharks in aquariums is because the crowded spaces makes them swim less, and because their heartbeat/breathing is dependent on frequent movement, they die of a heart attack or something due to living in a crowded cage. And as the crew takes note of this because the Meg's heart stopped beating in their in lab indicators, so they send a crew to check on him, and then, the scientists note the heartbeat suddenly going on again, and the Meg wakes up and mauls everyone like Charlie said in true horror movie fashion.

@BFBwyvern

10 ай бұрын

@@SussyRobloxLordU sure?

@robertcusick9931

10 ай бұрын

Isn't that basically the plot for Jurassic World?

@Potsgud

10 ай бұрын

Cool story bro

@calamity0.o

10 ай бұрын

It could be triggered by the Meg reaching a certain size in relation to the space. That would be interesting to watch and leave viewers second guessing real life dead fish. That's really what you want out of a slaughter scene. Lasting impression in the back of their minds that makes children shut the closet door and leap to the bed when the light goes off so the monster underneath doesn't grab them.

@rythma7984

10 ай бұрын

Too similar to indominus rex

Calling it now: there's gonna be a third one with the title being M3G, and it'll be one to truly rival Moonfall.

@midnightbloomofeorzea7182

10 ай бұрын

Or Meg 3D, gives me late 2000s shlock vibes

@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm

10 ай бұрын

Meg is based off a book series I think theres something like 6-7 books rn

@damonlongstreet8630

Ай бұрын

​@@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm and they're ignoring them to the point they aren't even getting the author involved. Books are actully grounded and try to be realistic.

EXCUSE ME!? Backdoor plumbers 3 has the strongest plot of any modern entertainment... you will go from laughter to tears and back again through this BANGER of a movie.

"Rare earth minerals" has the same general, vague feel as "unobtainium."

A Charlie video over 10 minutes long is always a treat

@warriorhockey1232

10 ай бұрын

So almost all his videos

@HeatherHolt

10 ай бұрын

Right would rather watch him rant for a half hour about a Hollywood movie… than watch the actual Hollywood movie

@coolcat6924

10 ай бұрын

​@@HeatherHoltso true

@theantitroll

10 ай бұрын

@@HeatherHolt Yes I 100% would

@theantitroll

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I’m good, but thanks…I guess

"No one's watching porn for the plot" Never step foot in a hentai community EVER for your own sake

@thekingofirony

10 ай бұрын

Or the adult section of Steam

@oledilep

10 ай бұрын

This scares me and i will not ask for sauce.

@fabriciosantiago566

10 ай бұрын

Yup there is people that write entire bibles about hentai and complain when there are only sex scenes.

@LuisSierra42

10 ай бұрын

Emergence enters the chat

@drd675

10 ай бұрын

@@thekingofirony Those porn games are crazy kek

Bless your heart for sitting through all of this. After listening to the first part of the story explained I had to nope out, my brain couldn't turn off enough just to listen to Charlie's voice. 😅

This movie sounds like a masterclass in oceanic chaos and plot twists that need a lifeguard

When Charlie said Jason Statham rode the wave created by the Meg without every mentioning a jetski, what i envisioned was him just standing on the water and casually walking over the huge wave.

@baileyj7968

10 ай бұрын

Meg 3: Surfing the Meg Wave

I would be like “wow this corporate greed conspiracy stuff is so unrealistic no way would they insist on continuing the trip after the Meg escapes” but then I remember a couple months ago a ceo insisted on going to the bottom of the ocean in a busted up submersible 😂

@catgirl2052

10 ай бұрын

And then he went to hell

@magsetienne6680

10 ай бұрын

@@catgirl2052Going to hell is free and ironically enough, he ended up dying because he wanted to cut on cost, amazing

@nonameno5717

10 ай бұрын

And now thanks to that's, we can longer question stupid corporate actions in movies cause that is highly possible

@LogicalError007

10 ай бұрын

​@@magsetienne6680He took other people with him.

@dontatmeimmoody2895

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnpc

I love the slow decent into madness you can see Charlie embark on.

I laughed throughout your whole explanation, now I definitely want to watch this move. Thanks for the recap Charles!

When the female scientist asked if Lance was still alive when his helmet was floating in front of her, I nearly died laughing 😂

@HeatherHolt

10 ай бұрын

It’s bc she was a female scientist. A male scientist would have known better lol

@creatorsfreedom6734

10 ай бұрын

@@HeatherHolt if only she was a Genius African Scientist - per hollywood standard's

@godwarrior3403

10 ай бұрын

​@@HeatherHoltSelf own.

@Bread-nx9fo

10 ай бұрын

@@creatorsfreedom6734 Nice racism clown.

@sadtimesalways

10 ай бұрын

@@HeatherHolt girl setting her own gender back to the stereotypes

im crying laughing listening to Charlie explain how ridiculous this movie is lmao "How could it possibly be out of fuel when it just landed there?! Did it barely make the trip there?!"

@Spindinglous_Glingle

Ай бұрын

"Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas????"

I’ve waited to see this video. Me and my friend always watch bad movies and we were so “hyped” for meg 2 so i added this to my “watch later” until I’ve already seen the movie

dude this was so entertaining charlie, we need more!!

The most impressive thing is how much Charlie remembers from a movie he watched

@meestersecure9060

10 ай бұрын

He doesn't have tiktok rot like you

@JordanPlayz158

10 ай бұрын

@@meestersecure9060 lmao, I don't use tiktok at all, no matter the media, the info fades away pretty quickly

@aj9777

10 ай бұрын

I mean he gives a general breakdown of the stories structure

@JordanPlayz158

10 ай бұрын

@@aj9777 much better than I can do after watching a movie, I'd at least need to write a script but Charlie seemed to do this on the fly

@aj9777

10 ай бұрын

@@JordanPlayz158 idk maybe he writes some bullets or something

I never seen Charlie so passionately irritated by a movie, if he says it’s an Herculean task to sit through this mess, I believe him

One day, Charlie is going to break the internet by making up a wacky internet drama situation and deadpan narrative through it. This man could convince me a congress man turned up in a furry costume to a Senate debate and I’d believe it

ive been battling depression for a really long time and this video made me laugh histerically. thank you, i really needed this!

I wish he'd do more in depth reviews like this, whether they're on shitty movies or not.

@gatogordofan6228

10 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdshut up

@luvmibratt

10 ай бұрын

Why can't think for yourself?

@thedarkwolf5637

10 ай бұрын

@@luvmibratt its not that he cant he just likes to listen to moist ramble

Black T-Shirt Charlie is one of the most dangerous things to ever grace this planet

I could go to bed with this as my bedtime story

Charlie put more work into trying to figure out a way for the plot to make sense than the entire writing and production crew did.

LMAO "i forgot to mention he was on a jetski, i dont know what you were picturing without the jetski..." right before he said that and was talking about him riding the wave, i was like wtf, is he gliding on some high tech water boots? lmao

the funny part is that none of this sounds boring, so if they managed to make this boring that's amazing.

@theone.whoasked

10 ай бұрын

I'm late but, the first part of the movie was pretty boring, but the rest of the movie was better

@KwesiAgyapong-ib1yv

9 ай бұрын

that exactly what i was about to say, that either charlie is such a good storyteller that hes actaully making this movie sound fun or they actually had a cool concept but somehow fucked themselves up

@Only2genders.

9 ай бұрын

It sucked

@bazinga743

9 ай бұрын

What he's describing as boring is really only like the first third, rest of the film is entertaining as hell

@theone.whoasked

9 ай бұрын

Exactly@@bazinga743

PLEASE summarise movies more often, this is brilliant to listen to

One of the funniest moments was when you talked about meg recognising the trainer . Now I'm hyped I gatta see this movie

I REAALLY want someone to animate Charlie's description of this movie

I can't believe that Hollywood expected us to accept that the only thing keeping the Megalodon captive was a piece of construction paper. Cardstock is much stronger.

I think this has to be one of the longest movie break downs of lore that charlie has done, and I was happy all the time listening to him trying to explain this nonsensical movie, I can only be forever thankful for your efforts Charlie-senpai, you didn't have to watch the movie but you did it for us, you sacrificed your sanity for our well being.

Always love Charlie's movie reviews. Wish he would do more.

I never thought there could be a movie even comparable to moonfall

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

@Dont_Read_My_Picture

10 ай бұрын

Don't read my name!

@quartdude

10 ай бұрын

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZread! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

@FreedomHero4

10 ай бұрын

It needed a Lexus product placement to ascend past it

@djflyx1549

10 ай бұрын

Movies seem to get dumber and dumber

I saw the commercials and if the sharks are that big in the actual movie, there is no way they could ever realistically get anywhere near a beach without just getting stuck on land and dying.

@DracoHandsome

10 ай бұрын

Excuse you, obviously the land is smart enough to get out of the way of the chonkachompamus

This feels like watching Charlie trying to explain a fever dream he'd just had.

This is the funniest rant on a bad movie ive seen in a while

As a Brit I am sorry Jason Statham put you through this

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

@quartdude

10 ай бұрын

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZread! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

@SinAster_19

10 ай бұрын

My name is jacob and im not a vampire im a werewolf

@cereal690

10 ай бұрын

Bruh 4 bots

@terrafair3248

10 ай бұрын

Jason is trash actor, hes super soft like the rock

Basically the same issue with Godzilla or Transformers. Trying to force a human element into what should be a giant monster/robot fight movie. When I see godzilla, I wanna see a giant dragon thing fight other giant beast thing, not some weird love plot/ scientist discovery that turns that giant monster into a side plot or setting location than the actual focus

Charlie just ranting about all my interests (The Meg, One Piece, The Idol and the Weeknd) will never get old for me

I convinced my gf into watching moon fall w me. Around 2 minutes in I stated that every time they said moon, I would take a shot, or a healthy sip of wine. Partially remembering Charlie's video, I thought this would be a funny gag, it was not. It was a pretty good time for the first hour or so, chuckling, confusion, as well as using the bottles as a sort of "count" for the sake of things. There was then a 45 minute interval, of what I can only be convinced was a glimpse into the seventh circle of hell: sip after sip, bottles seemingly evaporated out of thin air, there was no time for glasses or measurements. I can only be thankful that my savior (gf) stepped in with me to help drain our last bottle of wine together (fully convinced she saved me from the gates of Valhalla). Overall, 6/10 plot, 9/10 enjoyment, 2/10 script; wacky-ass movie, can't tell if my loss of brain cells made the movie better or worse, however, I can say that I want every (or any) script writer for the sequel thoroughly evaluated, as if I hear "moon" more than 5 times in a one minute sequence again, I will need extensive counseling. Have a nice weekend 👻

“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.” Hollywood needs this man

@scorpion0498

10 ай бұрын

he pumps out more zingers than KFC

When you watch the movie back after seeing this, you can actually experience the disappointment 😂

I pictured Jason Statham using a baking tray as a surf board and one well trained Megalodon in a suit and tie 😂👍

I unironically enjoyed Moon Fall, and im not even ashamed to admit it. Its 100% the silliest most bizarre thing ever, but the CGI holds up well and the story is just enough to be comprehensible when you're on the verge of passing out like i was while trying to make it through the whole thing.

@Potsgud

10 ай бұрын

You might suffer from a disease called shit taste lol

@victoriancarwash4393

10 ай бұрын

thats why its the best fun-bad movie

@themalicous1

10 ай бұрын

Ive always loved sci fi and i always even for a tint bit make an exception for literally anything sci fi related, moon fall just barely hanged on on that exception.

@JIGWIGPIG

10 ай бұрын

I'm interested now ☠️ I skip bad movies but I'm sold now

At 17:33, I admit I gave a belly laugh. What next? Jason Statham takes a walk to the Titanic, picks up some souvenirs, then floats back to the surface?

Charlie explaining the plot of meg 2 is how i explain the plot of dracula untold to my friends.

I've never seen him so riled up until discussing the helicopter scene lol

The crystals were really the main character of the story. Almost as critical to the plot as hospital helper 2 in the Hunger Games

When Charlie puts on the black shirt, you know things are serious.

@p-__

10 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts

@Dont_Read_My_Picture

10 ай бұрын

Don't read my name!.

@quartdude

10 ай бұрын

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZread! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

@jensan5539

10 ай бұрын

QUADRO KILL

@Skeleton_Dork

10 ай бұрын

He's actually admitted that he's started wearing other clothes including black shirts and there's no symbolism there so unfortunately it doesn't really mean much anymore

27:18 lost it

The cackle I let out when he said the helicopter was out of fuel.

4:54 that's just what happened in the first jurassic world movie. The crazy mega Dino they spliced together slowed its heart rate or lowered its body temp (I don't remember) and then used its cuddlefish DNA to camouflage as to lure somebody into opening the enclosure so it could escape

They should have had them find a giant squid that ends up actually being the head of Cthulhu and then have the megalodon fight Cthulhu with the help of Godzilla

@lliamthrumble

10 ай бұрын

King Kong swing in for the triple kill

@TealeavesNoStoneUnturned

10 ай бұрын

I would pay to watch this

"basically the Kraken" just when I thought it couldn't get any worse 😂

Fast forward 6 months to your review on madame Webb 😂 I just got started on watching your stuff. So far I’m enjoying your content and learning from it. Thanks for your content bro.

Watching charlie get more and more frazzled towards the end of his analysis as the movie gets dumber and dumber is hilarious