My Craziest Russian School Stories 🇷🇺

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I was recently talking to a bunch of friends and discussing our time in school, and while telling my stories I realized that some of the things that happened in my school were pretty crazy. So, in today's video I'm going to be doing a little STORYTIME about my craziest Russian school stories: primary, middle and high school, and just talk about what growing up in the Russian gopnik hood was like overall. Smash like and hope you enjoy
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  • @Ne-u333
    @Ne-u3332 жыл бұрын

    Man those csgo funny moments days feel like a lifetime ago now.

  • @whizxcoffee

    @whizxcoffee

    2 жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @arabicriflegaming8871

    @arabicriflegaming8871

    2 жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @NikonKanava

    @NikonKanava

    2 жыл бұрын

    PFLP!

  • @whodis1110

    @whodis1110

    2 жыл бұрын

    fr ongod

  • @dylives7667

    @dylives7667

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't even get me started with Garry's Mod parodies. Before Source Film Works came and forever changed the game.

  • @RaptureScore
    @RaptureScore2 жыл бұрын

    Roman went from looking like that one kid who sells you Pokemon cards at lunch to being a total chad.

  • @blagoevski336

    @blagoevski336

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @whizxcoffee

    @whizxcoffee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @makelove7132

    @makelove7132

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @orion4829

    @orion4829

    2 жыл бұрын

    Si

  • @Don_Johnson521

    @Don_Johnson521

    2 жыл бұрын

    Da ding ding

  • @Belle-zq3xc
    @Belle-zq3xc2 жыл бұрын

    I loved how our Russian teachers would call our class "the worst class they've ever had" over seemingly minor things that happened especially when everyone was aware that some other class was actually terrible so it didn't make sense and just made us feel bad, every class was somehow the worst they've ever had. Why did they do that lmao

  • @334mi

    @334mi

    2 жыл бұрын

    They say that a lot also in Italy, it must be a teacher’s thing.

  • @2W3X4YZ5

    @2W3X4YZ5

    2 жыл бұрын

    My history and science teacher in Alabama said those same words. It became a thing for the incoming classes to make sure they earned that title with laurels, by acting out worse.

  • @professional.commentator

    @professional.commentator

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same thing happened to my class in middle school! This was in New York and the teachers would always say "this is the worst class I've ever had to teach."

  • @sumkindacheeto

    @sumkindacheeto

    2 жыл бұрын

    imo It's guilting

  • @Belle-zq3xc

    @Belle-zq3xc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good to know it's an international phenomenon lol teachers are so dramatic! And then the next week they'd say it's such a pleasure to be our teacher and how thoughtful we are or in the case of our homeroom teacher in 5-11 grades that she loved us and wouldn't choose any other class over us lol. I've never had a younger teacher do that tho, they didn't try to guilt us like that. Our class was actually really friendly and family-like and quite well behaved outside of your typical kids stuff especially compared to some other classes who who issues with aggression or smoking or whatever but they made it seem like we were monsters lmao

  • @felixthecat580
    @felixthecat5802 жыл бұрын

    Its almost a little relieving to know how similar your school experience was in Russia to mine in America. I grew up in a very affluent town but it was all still the same. Drugs, alcohol, not as much fighting though. Unfortunately I wasn't able to escape the drugs like you were. It's not a lifestyle though, its an addiction. Three years clean now.

  • @baulderos1950

    @baulderos1950

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope youre doing well now 👍

  • @pizzaforbakefest

    @pizzaforbakefest

    2 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on sobriety!

  • @sanelamarinkovic8876

    @sanelamarinkovic8876

    2 жыл бұрын

    you might die because some drugs shorten your lifespan by alot

  • @MrWiseinheart

    @MrWiseinheart

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sanelamarinkovic8876 well your really motivational here huh...

  • @theworldisajojoreference8342

    @theworldisajojoreference8342

    2 ай бұрын

    Congrats on three years of sobriety, dude :)

  • @z1lla4
    @z1lla42 жыл бұрын

    I went to detroit public schools and if anyone knows about these schools then you would hear bathrooms getting set on fire, blown up, kicking in stalls, ect on the regular. I remember fights everyday, teachers were harassed, kids were using pencils and any sharp object to stab one another. I remember they would also bring in police to "detain" the bad students to try to scare them straight. I don't know how I survived those years of my life it was like prison.

  • @MrWiseinheart

    @MrWiseinheart

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean it wasn't great in my school but nowhere near as you had it, man that's terrible, how do parents let kids go to such school?

  • @TomorrowWeLive

    @TomorrowWeLive

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Bekhzod Musaev only if you live around poor/brown people

  • @chaddk8615

    @chaddk8615

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the exact same, even multiple shootings and stabbings in a small Canadian town school. Literally like middle of nowhere town where if you couldn’t drive, you were stuck within a two kilometre area

  • @Jane_1994
    @Jane_19942 жыл бұрын

    Stinky socks sounds like a serial killer. Not even kidding.

  • @SamsRussianAdventures

    @SamsRussianAdventures

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @subvert221
    @subvert2212 жыл бұрын

    Hey, I got a story too. One day we were sitting at the school canteen, having our meals. Then out of the blue the ceiling cracked and a literal shitstorm poured down on us, filling our dishes and cups with sewage. That's what happens if you don't change pipes timely. It was fucking hilarious, all children laughed like crazy, and then they let us all go home.

  • @murfnturf23

    @murfnturf23

    2 жыл бұрын

    What country was this in?

  • @Major003

    @Major003

    2 жыл бұрын

    Woooooow. How how old were you/what grade were you in?

  • @MDobri-sy1ce
    @MDobri-sy1ce2 жыл бұрын

    Me and my siblings didn’t get a computer until age 10. However, I was a kid in the 90’s so, hand written work was still accepted until the start of high school.

  • @moistcorn2468

    @moistcorn2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    We just had a family computer, and my old school did everything on paper. We had smart boards and a computer lab in the library. I still do not have my own computer, just a school issued chrome book where half the stuff is blocked. When I moved to public school in 9th grade, they used computers

  • @dylives7667

    @dylives7667

    2 жыл бұрын

    Kids nowadays have it so easy. They will never know the struggle of going to the cyber cafe, just to download mp3s from the most sketchy websites (and P2P clients like limewire for those 4D chess players) and burn them into rewritable CD's, while jamming to your previously burnt CD's with your Sony Discman on your way to the cyber cafe.

  • @dylives7667

    @dylives7667

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@moistcorn2468 We used the school PC's in our free time, just to keep up with the latest in gaming news. And how to forget about those fan leaks like the XBOX 720 and the Wii Phone.

  • @xyupizdagovno

    @xyupizdagovno

    2 жыл бұрын

    Back in early 2000s Russian teachers doesn’t accept any printed on PC works, like essay and etc WRITE WITH HAND, YOU CAPITALIST PIG they said

  • @moistcorn2468

    @moistcorn2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dylives7667 i download mp3s from sketchy websites on the really old laptop and put them on my 3ds and plug it into the aux in my car when i drive.

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs2612 жыл бұрын

    10:25 God Bless Roman's (Russian) English teacher for spreading her seed inside of him

  • @iminsideyourwalls9432

    @iminsideyourwalls9432

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ok that sounds sus

  • @sc1338

    @sc1338

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea she really pushed that seed deep inside of him

  • @MrWiseinheart

    @MrWiseinheart

    2 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @fingerboardNirvana7
    @fingerboardNirvana72 жыл бұрын

    I was in Catholic school in Lithuania. The most disturbing story was when in 7th grade an older kid has stabbed my classmate in the leg during the lunch break in the middle of the main corridor. Funniest part is that it happened because of some Runescape account or something..

  • @Major003

    @Major003

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel horrible for laughing at that.

  • @missalicesmiles

    @missalicesmiles

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL RuneScape😂. A major part of my middle school days

  • @Duck-wc9de

    @Duck-wc9de

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was in public school in rural portugal. the most disturbing story was when a watter bottle fell from the last floor and made lots of damage to an expensive car. my highschool experience was veeeeeery booring

  • @kimberlyoldschool
    @kimberlyoldschool2 жыл бұрын

    I love hearing these stories. I went to extremely quiet, sheltered, well-run schools in a rural area. I graduated from high school as a quiet girl who’d never been to a big party or had a drink, and that wasn’t unusual there. My friends and I would just go to the movies and to ice cream parlors, and no, this wasn’t in the 50’s. It was the 80’s. 😂 I was the most boring school kid ever, so I love hearing the crazy stories of everyone else.

  • @ericspencer8093

    @ericspencer8093

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have to wonder what part of the country you were from? Like you, I went to high school in the 80s in a small, rural town in the mid-west. My graduating class had only 52 students, if that tells you anything. But it was far from quiet or boring! A girl in my freshmen class got pregnant--so she was only 14 or so at the time---and it was later discovered that it was her stepfather's. I went to my first alcohol-related party when I was 15, and from that point on every party I went to was all about drinking. I don't remember there being a lot of drugs, except marijuana, but weed was everywhere. Even some of our teachers came to the parties and smoked weed. My senior year, the kid who was the head of our D.A.R.E. program (he actually introduced the program to the school), murdered his parents so that he could drive his dad's Corvette in the homecoming parade, which he did. The double murder wasn't discovered until two weeks later. For two weeks, he went to school and came home everyday with his parents' bodies still laying where he shot them. And my school was highly rated by our state.

  • @biggiecheese6083
    @biggiecheese60832 жыл бұрын

    Yeah spice is no joke, I have a cousin that got hooked on it and now he regularly suffers seizures, it wasn't that uncommon for kids in the UK to be doing that shit. Thanks for the video Roman! Love seeing how oddly similar some aspects of growing up are, regardless of location :' )

  • @jm036

    @jm036

    2 жыл бұрын

    Watch Angry Foreigner's video on it. The original Spice got banned and 10 far worse versions came out. It was originally supposed to be a weed alternative. This is why weed should be legalized.

  • @Odinsday

    @Odinsday

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jm036 Legalization and regulation of drugs is the way of the future.

  • @jm036

    @jm036

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Odinsday Yep, weed especially isn't that dangerous. Should be treated like alcohol, not heroin.

  • @DarDarBinks1986

    @DarDarBinks1986

    2 жыл бұрын

    HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

  • @NeonSidee

    @NeonSidee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm, went to UK school too. Spice and other synthetic weed was actually legal here too until government cracked down on it. I remember one dude smoking some Black Mamba synthetic weed and 30 mins later I saw him unconscious just chilling there next to a police station lmao Ngl, I tried it in school once too but that stuff was so fucked up I will never do it again, I'm probably permanently brain damaged

  • @MDobri-sy1ce
    @MDobri-sy1ce2 жыл бұрын

    That’s how my high school teachers were most wanted me to succeed. I wasn’t really interested in language learning until maybe 13. I am Canadian so most of us learn English and French. I learned German for a bit because one of my best friends is German but I wanted to get in touch with my Eastern European heritage so, I had to learn Cyrillic Script and the language myself. I think around 17 or 18 I started learning Russian.

  • @CCCP_Again

    @CCCP_Again

    2 жыл бұрын

    So how old are you know and do you understand the language completely?

  • @MDobri-sy1ce

    @MDobri-sy1ce

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CCCP_Again No unfortunately, I can probably hold a conversation for some time . However, when in college, I didn't have time anymore. But now I have decided to take less courses and focus on language learning more. I am 31.

  • @MDobri-sy1ce

    @MDobri-sy1ce

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CCCP_Again Also, I more confident with speaking it not writing. The Russian language is challenging to write. I struggle still with English.

  • @CCCP_Again

    @CCCP_Again

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MDobri-sy1ce nice!

  • @OnlyTheVerse
    @OnlyTheVerse2 жыл бұрын

    Реферат от руки, да еще и с самостоятельно нарисованными картинками, это зачет. Это реально попизже, чем на компе, хотя ты тогда этого и не осознавал.

  • @antarktidageorgievna

    @antarktidageorgievna

    2 жыл бұрын

    Поддерживаю

  • @simpleserpent1337

    @simpleserpent1337

    2 жыл бұрын

    Сцука я помню географичка задала принести рисунки танков, а я нарисовал САУ. Она сказала тебе двойка ибо это САУ а не танк. сцука просто

  • @BertWhite

    @BertWhite

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@simpleserpent1337 Помню на истории надо было нарисовать инквизицию. Я нарисовал довольно неплохо и получил 3 или 4, не помню. А суть была в том, что я нарисовал членов Куклус клана, а не инквизицию. :D Я где-то видел их картинки, но не знал кто они. Подумал что косплей на инквизицию, так и нарисовал. :D

  • @simpleserpent1337

    @simpleserpent1337

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BertWhite асуждаем xD

  • @linademner

    @linademner

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BertWhite вау, вы рисовали на истории

  • @sovaoriginal5377
    @sovaoriginal53772 жыл бұрын

    I’m from Germany and I could literally relate a 100% to most things he said in this video. I guess kids/teenagers are the same everywhere 😂

  • @igorstamenov893
    @igorstamenov8932 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm that everything you talked about happens in Serbia as well. Even heard stories of kids dealing drugs in middle school a few years ago.

  • @drened8502

    @drened8502

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think you could go to the most affluent school in UK and you'd experience the same thing as the poorest school in Brazil. Drugs, booze, sex, fights. Just the teenage lifestyle I guess.

  • @waynejohnson1786

    @waynejohnson1786

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@drened8502 Yea I live in Canada and the same stuff happens here. A couple months ago 3 kids got stabbed at a school in Toronto and 1 died... Kids are gangbanging, selling drugs and killing each other in Canada too, it happens everywhere.

  • @BeesKneesBenjamin

    @BeesKneesBenjamin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even in the Netherlands, I can remember kids trading alchohol, drugs and illegal fireworks at the playground. Every now and then we had drug searches with police dogs, not to mention all the abortion rumors and used condoms in the bushes. Betting lunch money and candy on who would win fights, those were... interesting... days.

  • @muneer9400
    @muneer94002 жыл бұрын

    This episodes was very entertaining Roman! do more "story time" videos in the future please.

  • @charleswomack2166

    @charleswomack2166

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I agree. More personal life experiences!

  • @alexkozliayev9902
    @alexkozliayev99022 жыл бұрын

    Listening to your stories just reinforces my opinion that the way school is organized should be radically changed. But for some reasons whenever i say that, some people get REALLY mad at me, and i don't get why.

  • @Gravarty
    @Gravarty2 жыл бұрын

    Okay, school in Russia is exactly the same as in Germany, except for the flipped grades. 1 is best and 6 worst, but no one gets a 6 unless you really mess up.

  • @hosybosy1119

    @hosybosy1119

    2 жыл бұрын

    In switzerland we often make jokes about how we have the exact opposite system to you lol where 1 is worst and 6 is best. Like: ich werde in diesem test eine sechs kriegen, aber eine deutsche. Jokes like that

  • @meowiguess903

    @meowiguess903

    2 жыл бұрын

    @TILEN FABE That's brilliant

  • @noop9k

    @noop9k

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually a lot of Russian engineering/science/education was directly copied from Germany. This started since Peter I and continued during USSR. Many borrowed words, electrical symbols same, most USSR photo cameras direct copies of Zeiss/Leica etc.

  • @DieAlteistwiederda

    @DieAlteistwiederda

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@noop9k I used to be an electrician here in the east of Germany although born after the reunification I still saw many old manuals of stuff directly imported from the Soviet Union and even though I never had Russian lessons and only roughly know the alphabet due to my mom teaching me I was actually able to figure some stuff out because the words I had sounded out in my head sounded a lot like the German ones. I still also just used the photo option of Google translate though but this was still a fun experience.

  • @Belarus72
    @Belarus722 жыл бұрын

    I grew up in 1970s/1980s America in Northern Virginia just outside Washington D.C. Sounds like I grew up in pretty much the same type of neighborhood not the greatest but not the worst. I had some really wonderful teachers too. If I didn't have the closeness of my few friends and the great teachers...I would of fell hard down the rabbit hole....and new it!

  • @agentj1326
    @agentj13262 жыл бұрын

    I lived in rural southern US and you described my high school 😭🤣 it's awful everywhere ig, I didn't get a computer until 16ish in 2004

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin2 жыл бұрын

    Your tale about doing a school assignment by hand reminds me of how us ancient Gen Xers had to do stuff.

  • @baulderos1950

    @baulderos1950

    2 жыл бұрын

    My university still made us write our report by hand, in 2017 It was pain.

  • @baulderos1950

    @baulderos1950

    2 жыл бұрын

    @TILEN FABE I honestly dont know if its good or bad. Like you said, I can practice my handwriting and it makes copying reports somewhat harder. However, it is also very time consuming, especially if you have 2-3 reports to write per week, while also having other assignments to do

  • @ricequin

    @ricequin

    9 ай бұрын

    My Gen X husband is a UNIX sysadmin. He hadn’t written by hand in about 25 years when he decided his handwriting was an embarrassment and started doing writing exercises every day so it didn’t look awful when he writes greeting cards.

  • @archeofutura_4606
    @archeofutura_46062 жыл бұрын

    Man that…situation…with that 6th grader reminds me of how in my middle school there was an entire ig page that someone used to post “pictures” of various female students. And I’ve loads of stories about high school. Theft, gang activity, a teacher for special-needs kids got jumped and hospitalized, people blowing up trash cans, and the security guards selling drugs to students, among other things. The internet and books really did save me, bc I was able to avoid getting sucked into that sort of life

  • @VladGamingRO
    @VladGamingRO2 жыл бұрын

    In Romania spice was actually legal for a few years like it was actually being sold in "spice shops" and regulated by the government. A lot of people got hooked up on it because they thought "if they actually sell it in shops then it can't be that bad". Then the government realized the magnitude of legalizing synthetic drugs and outlawed it

  • @humansvd3269

    @humansvd3269

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spice is very dangerous. It's caused problems in the US. It's a great way to get induce literal insanity.

  • @joek2k
    @joek2k2 жыл бұрын

    I am around the Flint metropolitan area and I approve of this message. You are spot on! When I was in primary school, attending a charter school, we had a "referat" program as well. However, instead of it being behavior based, it was "citizenship" based. Honestly, I don't know how the program worked, but imo, I think that the teachers judged the system based on their favorite students. Drugs was a huge issue in secondary school too. Your typical alcohol, chewing tobacco, weed, and vaping was common in the bathrooms and parking lots, but even illegal substances were utilized too. Glad I am past my secondary school years!

  • @spacebunsarah

    @spacebunsarah

    2 жыл бұрын

    Someone passed me a water bottle in school and said “try this it’s so good”. It was moonshine.

  • @jennym777luna
    @jennym777luna2 жыл бұрын

    This is such an interesting video, thank you! I love hearing about other people’s experiences

  • @kaylasworldtm472
    @kaylasworldtm4722 жыл бұрын

    I’m from Massachusetts, and I come from a relatively nice town. High school was absolutely mental. Teachers and administration didn’t really care for the most part, and every day there was at least ONE new case of extreme vandalism. There was one time where someone ripped apart the entire boys bathroom, stalls and everything🤣 one time on Halloween, a massive fight broke out on costume day, a couple of my reckless friends got themselves involved and even the school janitor started throwing hands too. The cops came and everything, it was fucken hilarious. Basically almost everyone did some form of drugs, it’s just one of those towns. It’s really cool though, to see just how similarly things work despite the barriers of language and culture.

  • @19ThreeLions97
    @19ThreeLions972 жыл бұрын

    Man, my class here in Estonia was crazy, absolute anarchy and many of us made teachers cry But not any of this full fucked up stuff...

  • @landlord5552

    @landlord5552

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sama siin..meil olid isegi m6ned 6petajad laksu all

  • @johnwayne8494

    @johnwayne8494

    2 жыл бұрын

    I live in Canada and someone did that scissors shit at my Middle school.

  • @antikrista

    @antikrista

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vau kas see mingi ex-nsv liidu teema et õpilased lasevad peldikus potte õhku?

  • @rogerthat3157

    @rogerthat3157

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@antikrista ei ole lol, seda tehakse kõikjal

  • @antikrista

    @antikrista

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rogerthat3157 aus

  • @user-pw1rr2vm8b
    @user-pw1rr2vm8b2 жыл бұрын

    Some of our teachers used to tell us during the communist era they encountered teachers with military background that put their unloaded guns on the table while the students took exams. Crazy times! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devonwanner8457
    @devonwanner84572 жыл бұрын

    Roman can literally post anything and I'd still be here to watch it 😂

  • @k.r.99

    @k.r.99

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's his voice and speech rhythm that has burned itself into your subconscious, which makes you remember funny and entertaining videos of him.

  • @charleswomack2166

    @charleswomack2166

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too.

  • @MarkfromNewYork
    @MarkfromNewYork2 жыл бұрын

    I assume I'm much older than most of your audience I'm probably double your age. I went to high school in the late '80s and early 90s in suburban New York City and it was exactly like you explained. Or maybe worse, there was no internet yet but there were primative computers, kids would fight the teachers, people were drunk, people blowing up the toilets smashing the pay phones off the wall, people having sex in the bathrooms, people were doing cocaine marijuana and steroids in the bathroom, one of the most awesome things that would happen would be when somebody would let a stray random dog into the school. This dog would be like roaming around the hallways, kids would be sniffing glue. Drunk teachers. It's was an awesome time to be alive!

  • @elessarbre
    @elessarbre2 жыл бұрын

    Spice is some serious stuff. Don't mess with that. I know this one guy who got addicted to it and started a cult that basically conquered everyone. He later became blind (unrelated to the spice) and went out into the desert to die.

  • @lins8753
    @lins87532 жыл бұрын

    This experience is honestly comparable to my rural hometown in Texas. Kinda crazy how highschool can be similar all over the world lol

  • @charlottethien3749
    @charlottethien37492 жыл бұрын

    Roman , That was a good testimony. You would be excellent in going to schools and talking to the students, about the temptations and consequences of ones actions !

  • @yurigladtsynov1632
    @yurigladtsynov16322 жыл бұрын

    As an adopted Russian in Canada I always wonder what would have happened to me if I stayed in an orphanage and grew up there. Would have I been through some tough foster care system? A street kid? Being born in 93 wasn't a great time period also so I truly am thankful for where I am in life today. I still keep my Russian identity close to me though ❤️

  • @nemosius

    @nemosius

    2 жыл бұрын

    it's better not to know how the life of graduates of orphanages in Russia usually develops

  • @sameoldsh1t

    @sameoldsh1t

    2 жыл бұрын

    не забывай корни, брат

  • @CWBTelly

    @CWBTelly

    2 жыл бұрын

    Idk I was born in 94 in russia. And it's been rough

  • @yurigladtsynov1632

    @yurigladtsynov1632

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sameoldsh1t я не буду! 🇷🇺

  • @BrandonHilikus

    @BrandonHilikus

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m Canadian and one of my best friends growing up was russian, he walked in The rain to my house for my birthday.

  • @martinvanoene7192
    @martinvanoene71922 жыл бұрын

    Very real and interesting. These kinds of things happen everywhere . Thanks so much for sharing that.

  • @MonarCbfly
    @MonarCbfly2 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like you made the best out of what you had to work with and you turned out pretty great!

  • @maxwien5817
    @maxwien58172 жыл бұрын

    I did Spice once in my life, that shit was the absolute WORST horrortrip i have ever had. No Bad trip on weed was ever close to that.

  • @ilarious5729

    @ilarious5729

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've seen someone overdosing on Spice in a bar once, had to call ambulance cause he didn't stop seizing and vomiting. I only tried very little once and my experience luckily wasn't all that bad but I understand I was very lucky. I've seen what it does to people, drugs are bad m'kay

  • @NeonSidee

    @NeonSidee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same, worst shit I've ever taken.

  • @maxwien5817

    @maxwien5817

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ilarious5729 i vomited more than i had ever before.

  • @iminsideyourwalls9432

    @iminsideyourwalls9432

    2 жыл бұрын

    In Romania you could find spice in every shop back in the early 2010's. I didn't even thought about trying that tho,this shit will fry your brains

  • @maxwien5817

    @maxwien5817

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@iminsideyourwalls9432 facts, it almost froze mine

  • @KeplerX
    @KeplerX2 жыл бұрын

    Already knew from the title this was going to be a banger of a video. You should share more stories about your childhood, whether it is one video about one story or a video about multiple stories.

  • @RevDrCCoonansr
    @RevDrCCoonansr2 жыл бұрын

    Your elementary school teacher was a very caring and compassionate person for what she did for you with that paper. She saw it, knew how you felt, knew how cruel kids can be and defused it by praising you before the class ostracized you for not having a PC. What a wonderful teacher.

  • @Ira88881
    @Ira888812 жыл бұрын

    This is without a doubt not just the greatest vlog he ever did, but it’s the greatest vlog of all time. I love these fucking stories!

  • @charleswomack2166
    @charleswomack21662 жыл бұрын

    You may not realize it Roman, but you are getting more & more personal in your stories on KZread. These are usually the best videos.

  • @amandaboutourline4070
    @amandaboutourline40702 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like you had it so hard, I'm glad you made it out to become the world wide sensation that you are today!

  • @Diana-Cherry-Blossom
    @Diana-Cherry-Blossom Жыл бұрын

    When I used to go to school in Chelyabinsk my class had an autistic kid that always got made fun of but he had a kind heart and would still try to make friends with everyone even if they were rude to him before. Well, there is a group of boys that would pick on him all the time and one day they told him to punch through a door if he wanted to be their friend. The door was not fully glass -- it was a wooden door with small square glass parts. So, since he really wanted to make friends, he punched the door without any hesitation. I saw his fist go through the small glass square and on the way out he tore his wrist because there was a jagged piece of glass sticking out. He started to bleed A LOT. I saw the color get drained out of him as he collapsed to the floor shortly after. My class teacher took him into an empty classroom and medically assisted him because our only school nurse almost never was in school. I was frozen in shock of what I just witnessed. There was a HIGE pool of blood on the hallway floor. The rest of the day was a haze but I do remember hearing the medics running down the hall after I went to a class. He ended up being fine. In fact, he is such a kind soul that he completly forgave the boys that forced him to do so in the first place, but his mother refused to let him go to a public school after that incident. I believe he was home schooled from that point on

  • @ithrewmylifeaway

    @ithrewmylifeaway

    Жыл бұрын

    that poor kid :( as an autistic person myself, i know exactly how it feels to just want to make friends and have people just hate you for being different. it sucks. i'm glad he was okay

  • @professional.commentator

    @professional.commentator

    Жыл бұрын

    Why didn't you help him? Or why didn't anyone else for that matter?

  • @Diana-Cherry-Blossom

    @Diana-Cherry-Blossom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@professional.commentator Because the teacher was helping him, like I already said in the comment and she told everyone to back away.

  • @professional.commentator

    @professional.commentator

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Diana-Cherry-Blossom Oh ok.

  • @kiwitalkspodcast

    @kiwitalkspodcast

    8 ай бұрын

    What happened to the boys that made him punch the glass?

  • @NaxxSenpai
    @NaxxSenpai2 жыл бұрын

    Roman the scissor ninja :D

  • @petervonfroster8i
    @petervonfroster8i2 жыл бұрын

    we got these "Referat" in germany too, its even called "Referat" too, and here we got very similar things happening mostley in the so called "Hauptschule" and "Realschule" in some "less great" Areas... btw. 7:02 that Toilet Video killed me hahahaha

  • @subvert221

    @subvert221

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, Russian empire had a period of fondness of the German culture, hence the borrowed words.

  • @professional.commentator

    @professional.commentator

    2 жыл бұрын

    We just call them essays or papers here in the U.S.

  • @qeyrat1370

    @qeyrat1370

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@professional.commentator Essays and referats are different things in a Russian school. Essays are written on subjects such as history, literature, Russian, English, and they are usually written by hand (sometimes compulsory). Referats are printed and they are written in biology class, physics, geography, chemistry, etc.

  • @Gemelli2906
    @Gemelli29062 жыл бұрын

    Crazy stories!!! One thing though, I changed schools quite a lot, and my last school was in a good neighborhood. We even had a huge cafe, multiple class choices etc. the surprise was that there were More drugs than the poor neighborhoods, as these kids had access to $$$. Im glad you turned out to be a great young man 😊

  • @csnymoodiesfan
    @csnymoodiesfan Жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for sharing your school experiences. Not really all that different from some schools in the U.S. Of course, we now have gun violence too. Just awful! Glad you have succeeded in pulling away from the negativity and are doing well for yourself.

  • @technology_2047
    @technology_20472 жыл бұрын

    I love your video I’ve had a really hard week and it feels like I have a friend when I watch :) please don’t stop gamer

  • @ivanovskyivanovich7860
    @ivanovskyivanovich78602 жыл бұрын

    All of this is relatable haha, like a variation of all the stories. Good times!

  • @Inexor
    @Inexor2 жыл бұрын

    Handwriting your thesis made your brain the brilliant, creative thing that it is! =)

  • @endo_kun_da
    @endo_kun_da2 жыл бұрын

    Good stories and nice to hear how you got started with doing what you're doing. I really think a computer can help kids from as early an age as possible. First computers for me were like the Atari and Vic 20 but I really think using computers from an early age was beneficial in so many ways.

  • @jacekkotomski5816
    @jacekkotomski58162 жыл бұрын

    So nice to see my boy Roman, sitting ona chair you recommended to him! Great video, keep it up blazer

  • @forty7even
    @forty7even2 жыл бұрын

    Grew up in Croatia, it's funny because your stories are quite similar if not the same actually as my memories from school time!

  • @Murcielago1999J
    @Murcielago1999J2 жыл бұрын

    I felt so identified with the handwritten homework story. Our teachers asked for information of certain topics to do activities in class next day, everyone had their things printed from Wikipedia. I had no internet so I took old books or used Encarta to handwrite lots of pages of information. But in the end I think it was better for me, I always had the best scores because I actually had to read what I was writing, my classmates just googled sth and printed the first link without reading it.

  • @marinavor
    @marinavor2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for theses stories. I grew up in Russia in the 80-90’s :) your stories made me lol

  • @09LonghornsRule
    @09LonghornsRule2 жыл бұрын

    lov u roman. another great video!

  • @MikeSpuches
    @MikeSpuches2 жыл бұрын

    Every one of those stories could have came from my school district in New York as well lmao. Appreciate the videos man, wishing you the best in these times of uncertainty.

  • @bwc1976
    @bwc19762 жыл бұрын

    Not boring at all, this was awesome!

  • @Zombarella
    @Zombarella2 жыл бұрын

    Def relate to your beginning of school experience. I too was a behavior problem because I'm showed up knowing how to read.

  • @jakubmordalski1919
    @jakubmordalski19192 жыл бұрын

    This video kinda reminds me of my school years. Greetings from Poland!

  • @davidstevens8683
    @davidstevens86832 жыл бұрын

    You are a Great Ambassador for all the positive things about Russia very down to earth person I love your Utube Videos .

  • @rositaindia
    @rositaindia2 жыл бұрын

    coming from a low neighborhood in Argentina i relate a lot to what you say and for sure it sad so many kids got ruined at such a young age

  • @AndreiPascale
    @AndreiPascale2 жыл бұрын

    This is so relatable. Cheers from Romania.

  • @tad27612
    @tad276122 жыл бұрын

    I'm much older. Computers were mainframes and not pcs when I was growing up. But like you, I could read, add, subtract, etc. when I entered school and was bored out of my mind. Rather than acting out, I just left and walked home. My teacher finally noticed and said I couldn't walk home. Then I just went to sleep in class. My teachers were either excellent or were terrible. As for fights, I had them in early elementary school, early middle school, and early high school. The pecking order was established with me towards the top and nobody wanted to mess with me. I also wasn't a bully, but I wasn't going to be pushed around either. Never had condoms in elementary school (or was it that I didn't know what they were then?), but a kid did flush a firecracker down the toilet and it blew up with water gushing. Fortunately, it was clean water. There was an inquisition to get someone to rat out the perpetrator, but it didn't work. At least that I know of. We all had to stay after school in detention for several weeks. As for alcohol, I've never been a heavy drinker, but I first drank beer when I was 7 or so and liked it. I've always been a moderate drinker, and never a heavy drinker. It makes the food taste better, which is how beer and wine were introduced when I was a kid. As for drugs, I first tried pot when I was 13 or so. Didn't like it, just as I didn't like tobacco. Made me cough too much. I went to middle-class schools in the US. I don't think country or class has much to do with it. Kids are kids.

  • @4ppear309
    @4ppear3092 жыл бұрын

    Roman you are very good at storytelling you should do more of these crazy story videos..

  • @lynlandham3779
    @lynlandham37792 жыл бұрын

    Great stories! I can't remember alot of my school years. I guess they were either too boring or too traumatic!

  • @PolskiProdigy
    @PolskiProdigy2 жыл бұрын

    Love you Roman, zdaro from Poland

  • @rippedreaper7279
    @rippedreaper72792 жыл бұрын

    In grade 10 my gym class asked us to make fitness brochures and coming from a low income family back then, I neither had a printer nor a computer (I would mainly use the school library computer for all my work) so I wrote and drew everything by hand. Ended up getting extra points for the effort 👌🏽

  • @sxh0lar
    @sxh0lar2 жыл бұрын

    I love the story vids so plz continue them if u enjoy them

  • @Mads_Vel
    @Mads_Vel2 жыл бұрын

    This is the type of videos I like to see

  • @2W3X4YZ5
    @2W3X4YZ52 жыл бұрын

    Throwing raisins and little red berries in class were my thing. There was a time when I would hand out a box of raisins to everyone in the class except the pets and snitches. Mayhem, complete with scoring system.

  • @Mango442
    @Mango4422 жыл бұрын

    hearing all this stories makes me remember that my school experience was basically the same here in serbia, and the worst part i was going to one of the best public schools in the country, can't image how the bad ones were....

  • @martyjames6204
    @martyjames62042 жыл бұрын

    haha, entertaining as usual Roman thanks

  • @lianison8983
    @lianison89832 жыл бұрын

    ROMAN,I'm not a subscriber,but bcoz I love you,I never skip any single adsss even the 5 minutes ones whooshh!!Anyway,look what you become,you turn out great,thank yourself back then, cos you had a good mindset while growing up in a neighborhood like the one you described.You didn't let yourself slide or influenced by bad people,somehow,I would say it's up to the person,there's always a choice.You chose the right path..

  • @jeroen2218
    @jeroen22182 жыл бұрын

    Roman dont you worry, I stabbed someone in the eyes with scissors at that age. It happens.

  • @rahmanbah8302

    @rahmanbah8302

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wtf

  • @orion4829

    @orion4829

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro...

  • @jeroen2218

    @jeroen2218

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rahmanbah8302 it was accidentally, I was 5 years old.

  • @moistcorn2468

    @moistcorn2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    I kicked one of the camp counselors in the balls at church camp when I was 8

  • @jotunbjorn

    @jotunbjorn

    2 жыл бұрын

    Both eyes? Brutal.

  • @JustGrowingUp84
    @JustGrowingUp842 жыл бұрын

    Unrelated to the topic of the video, but I just love the lightning, it's warm and soft, a bit velvety for lack of a better word. It just feels cozy, I guess.

  • @Paco1337
    @Paco13372 жыл бұрын

    We had referat in my country too and it's called referat as well.And I remember not having internet and having to go to copy machine shops and just quickly getting stuff from wikipedia.I had computer tho but I haven't had internet

  • @barber798
    @barber7982 жыл бұрын

    In the school where I did my enteance exam to grade 6th there was a kiosk or a small shop where they would sell you "little toys" or kapsolla as we called them, those were highly explosive stuff and one day a kid came into a classroom and threw 2 of them, we were close to it and we heard a loud BAM and we went out of the school and the dude was expelled. Truly an Albanian experience.

  • @tekplays5366
    @tekplays53662 жыл бұрын

    like this format of story telling.

  • @jediwarrior67
    @jediwarrior672 жыл бұрын

    Omg that reminds me of my time in Middle-School !!! And I’m not even from a gopnik neighborhood or from Flint, Michigan lmao, but from of the one of the safest cities in France ! Even if a lot of the pupils in my school were from rough neighborhoods

  • @kaitospence18
    @kaitospence182 жыл бұрын

    1 million subscriber milestone approaching

  • @sjbock
    @sjbock2 жыл бұрын

    I feel sorry for the kid with the stinky socks. It sounds like his parents didn't take very good care of him and that he was desperate for attention, even negative attention in the classroom.

  • @A.mortaz_
    @A.mortaz_2 жыл бұрын

    Me vibing allover the place that this man has uploaded the best on whole youtube

  • @tommyhallum2054
    @tommyhallum20542 жыл бұрын

    Spice cought on here in U.S as well. I'm thinking it was "about" the same time period. I was in my early 20's so about 12 or 13 years ago. That stuff is not good people would smoke it "instead of weed" so they wouldn't fail their drug test for work. But it's full of chemicals and is just all around much worse than weed.

  • @andershaugen5463
    @andershaugen54632 жыл бұрын

    Great episode, made me think back at my years and I must say my area was downright "boring" compared to this.

  • @_________________7899
    @_________________78992 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Roman

  • @bebuwu4320
    @bebuwu43202 жыл бұрын

    that picture brought back so many memories

  • @SarahRenz59
    @SarahRenz592 жыл бұрын

    Roman, just catching up on some of your older vids. I'm almost old enough to be your babushka, but I still remember my school days well. I grew up in an upper middle-income town, and drugs were pretty ubiquitous. It wasn't uncommon to see my high school (HS) classmates drunk and/or stoned in class. Like you, I was a pretty straight arrow and didn't drink/smoke until I was 19. We had some outrageous incidents in HS: I remember someone blowing up a toilet with a cherry bomb (firecracker), and we had some guys "streak," i.e., they ran around the building naked. Plus one horrific event: I had a classmate who was murdered when we were sophomores. An upperclassman met her at a party; he ran into her again and tried to put the moves on her, and when she refused, he strangled her. RIP Kim. 🥀

  • @bangerstudy
    @bangerstudy2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, i can't believe how similar your upbringing is to mine man, got my first pc at 11-12, changed 3 schools, the one i graduated was fucking insane ngl, i personally smoked drugs in that school's toilet. The part that surprised me the most is about the teacher, my English teacher focused A LOT on pronunciation and that's probably why i really enjoy imitating all kinds of accents and try to master some. Cheers from Saint-P!

  • @kirbygulbrandsen4507
    @kirbygulbrandsen45072 жыл бұрын

    I’m from Hialeah Florida, USA 🇺🇸. Nothing you said surprised me, I grew up in the sixties and seventies. People are essentially the same world wide. We have a thing called Murphy’s Law, “If it can happen, it will happen “”(loose translation).

  • @churn_diesel
    @churn_diesel2 жыл бұрын

    My dad grew up in Flint, MI. His stories are buck wild and that was before shit turned super south.

  • @allisonmarlow184
    @allisonmarlow1842 жыл бұрын

    Roman made his own looseleaf paper by hand. Such an endeavor!

  • @walangchahangyelingden8252
    @walangchahangyelingden82522 жыл бұрын

    Very interesting, Roman.

  • @olyatiermann46
    @olyatiermann462 жыл бұрын

    Тоже помню как писала рефераты от руки, сначала в школе, потом в юургу на первом-втором курсах. Сейчас это как теплое воспоминание.

  • @andrewbabcock6989
    @andrewbabcock6989 Жыл бұрын

    Roman my man, been watching your content recently and I appreciate the insight into your life and Russia as a whole from your point of view. With this being said, I can say for a fact that these crazy stories are not much different than American schools and the experience one no matter their status socially and economically would encounter. It’s a weird time for everyone and crazy is only in the mind and eyes of the beholder ✌️

  • @joecambodia1326
    @joecambodia13262 жыл бұрын

    That’s some freaky school shit. Good stuff 👍

  • @r00ski_
    @r00ski_2 жыл бұрын

    Went to school in ‘91 in Warsaw, Poland as a freshly transplanted from Riga Russian kid and I gotta say, my stories and memories are very similar 😀

  • @user-xs3uj2bx1y
    @user-xs3uj2bx1y2 жыл бұрын

    I had a pretty funny story from pre-school in Ukraine: I basically went to those courses when I was one year too young. I was dumb (like "wtf is left and right" tier) , and had a temper. I won't say which city I lived in at the time. So I got sanctionned by the teacher for doing something dumb and misbehaving. The teacher put me in the corner for misbehaving and I thought I was in the right. I sat down and had some pencils in my hands, and then I just started scribbling the wall behind my back. My teacher didn't like that either. I eventually got kicked out and waited another year to go to school at the normal age. But before that happened, the juicy part is that I was hanging with some kid. I don't know how, but I managed to piss him off. So what did he do? He gave me a gift - in the shape of a pen that he stabbed me with in my arm through my sweater and shirt. This mad guy basically gave me a stick n poke tattoo before it was cool, and I still have the mark of ink under the skin.

  • @vhsqueen
    @vhsqueen2 жыл бұрын

    I was watching JJ McCullough and saw a nod to you 😂 made me smile