Follow me on Instagram for a sneak peak of Ralph’s new Furever Friend! 🐾 @halfasleepchris

@SPClincoln1056

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@theshitylifeofacmacadet6611

3 жыл бұрын

your voice is so nice and relaxing

@beermonkey18271

3 жыл бұрын

I will! Love the new office Chris its so cool, im writing a letter to you that i hope i can finish soon! I also follow you on instagram

@Thirrek

3 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@0_Byn

3 жыл бұрын

I already followed you on insta!

Next episode: The secret life of the ninja pizza delivery guy!

@Thetheproto

3 жыл бұрын

Oceassa lets make it happen

@harry7700

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@amethysttalon3507

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope that guy, whoever he is, sees this video someday

@moonbook12

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@omniwagon

3 жыл бұрын

Actually i think its gonna be about the new cat they might be getting

I love how all these cats have middle-aged human bloke names. Like a coalition of lads got turned into cats when they took a trip down t' pub.

@lumijasminasmr3583

3 жыл бұрын

You deserve more likes. 😂

@BigGrabowski

3 жыл бұрын

@Splitinfinity I have a cat named Manfred, and my sister has a cat named Remington (Remy). Both cats were named by her, surprise-surprise. lol We're in the USA, but she has a love of pretentious British-sounding pet names. In my heart of hearts, Manfred's real name is Monster, like he had before Lauren decided to change it when we were teens.

@MollyK8

3 жыл бұрын

I’m normal! We have cats chunk, bean, and rabbits Nala and Ziggy (nu and zu)

@BigGrabowski

3 жыл бұрын

@@MollyK8 I think people are half-and-half on what's considered "normal". Some people think calling out the "normal" names is goofy-sounding, while others think calling your pets people-names might confuse onlookers into thinking you have a human child.

@ElysiumAdv

3 жыл бұрын

*americans acting British*

I love how intelligent George is with the cat flap! 🤣🤣🤣 He realises Ralph is literally the key lol

@clairemccarthy9892

2 жыл бұрын

Well done and I can get you a little bit of a few questions won’t be a problem for you

@clairemccarthy9892

2 жыл бұрын

I Love this video I can see you in the next few days

@clairemccarthy9892

2 жыл бұрын

I love your videos half asleep Chris and they’re so good

I love how respectful you are of other people’s privacy and how funny and interesting you’re videos are. Keep up the great work man! 👍

@bjornoppegard544

3 жыл бұрын

Omg thx for the heart :))))

'Pizza-Delivery Ninja' - Half-asleep Chris 2020

@lazerblazer528

3 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

Awww Ralph thinks George is his friend when in reality George is a CAT-fish

@OneEgg42

3 жыл бұрын

good one

@toyied

3 жыл бұрын

sans would approve

@CallieMasters5000

3 жыл бұрын

George is everybody's friend... who has food.

@movedchannels.mp4100

3 жыл бұрын

I still ship it

@bagel9367

3 жыл бұрын

lul

George telling Ralph to open the door so he can get in is just 300 IQ

@lbn6486

2 жыл бұрын

Erehh

This is the most wholesome channel I've ever seen

I love how when Ralph follows you his tail sticks straight up

@984francis

3 жыл бұрын

And a fine tail it is too!

@kimberlove82

3 жыл бұрын

@Rosemary Anderson-Noble yes

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

Wodd D I'm subbed to you

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

@@984francis I'm subbed to you

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

@Rosemary Anderson-Noble I'm subbed to you

A local cat got in my house ONE TIME, four years ago, and found tuna. He's tried to break in nearly everyday since. They are relentless.

@aubrey6664

3 жыл бұрын

my neighbors cat got in my house bc he jumped up from the ground to our balcony, and just walked on in

@ssimonesays

3 жыл бұрын

Does the cat still do it?

@d_inkz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssimonesays He does still visit, I know his owners now though and he's very pally with my cats, he gets one biscuit and he seems content enough and leaves :}

@davidlowry617

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a bit funny 🙂

@SoonyTheDumby

2 жыл бұрын

Idk how many years ago but pretty old,my mom gave tuna to a cat then when she returned home to sleep the moment she felt something she opened her eyes and found the same cat she gave tuna to

George trying over 10 times to be let into the cat flap sounds like something my cat would do 🤣

Bro the way Ralph sleeps is so cute I- With his little arms up-

I cannot express the immense enjoyment I get from hearing that Ralph is getting a new friend

@ColoradoCat12

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad they had to move after that

@Nate2010

Жыл бұрын

@@ColoradoCat12 and then ralph met bella

@aahilisaW

Жыл бұрын

I miss regge 😢😢😢😢

dang Half-Asleep Chris is gooood

@biscuittin4874

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s great

@gavinmp15

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he’s amazing

@jackstazin6000

3 жыл бұрын

i agree

@coldwarveteran

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain person

@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Ralph clearly knew what George was doing, and let him. Ralph is an amazing cat

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

I subbed to you

@tectamk.thorne7837

3 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks

What fascinates me is HOW George knew about Ralph’s gourmet food? Ralph must have told him about it! Imagine their kitty conversation: Ralph (licking his paws): my Hooman has been feeding me extra yummy food lately. How about u? George: just the usual boring kibbles... Ralph: wow poor u! Why don’t you come to my house, I got plenty of fresh yummies. You gotta learn to train ur hoomans buddy! 😂😂

@alienfriend4658

Жыл бұрын

Underated comment

chris: send in cat pic nice pls that one person * d o g *

@pedrothehusky3175

3 жыл бұрын

Or Maybe even the horse hahaha

@Josh-jp9sf

3 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure that was a cat

@jasonjones4075

3 жыл бұрын

88o999n. Hyyy 3

@jasonjones4075

3 жыл бұрын

Juju. M mm

@Archman155

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonjones4075 are you okay?

Who disliked the video!? The pizza delivery guy doing karate!?

@tortie_cat2928

3 жыл бұрын

4 pizza delivery guys doing karate.

@MineZack2

3 жыл бұрын

16 pizza guys doing karate!

@FireStriker_

3 жыл бұрын

Might of been because of the ads, I hit the like button but had 4 ad breaks (2 unskipable pre roll ads & 3 mid role ads that played 2 unskipable ads. This change is getting annoying.

@CommonTateW

3 жыл бұрын

CornerPin me 2

@FireStriker_

3 жыл бұрын

CornerPin on mobile is the worst place

Ralph's tail is majestic ❤️

"A pizza delivering ninja" that's something I never thought I'd hear

The ninja pizza delivery guy was hilarious Also George is a very smart cat

@limeathin239

3 жыл бұрын

*agree*

@caesar7734

3 жыл бұрын

Pizza + Ninja = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

@bikassingh5123

3 жыл бұрын

I have cursed your comment

@viannizvnv7222

3 жыл бұрын

@@bikassingh5123 how tho

@franlipovcan3008

3 жыл бұрын

Top gf7 RR so by gcg1vv8y gf job djxjdjifjdjf7dggggg gf hfuf8fr8ri by by cc discuss do you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings and protect against all pop

Got so sad when they showed Tom with a halo

@williamthomas6568

3 жыл бұрын

just about to say that :( rip tom

@MoonLightOfficialOwO

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@turtlecrawling66

3 жыл бұрын

Moon ` Light the end

@crafty4722

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@enochliu8316

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonLightOfficialOwO 9:07

Chris: send us your royal cat pics! That one guy: *h o r s e*

@iamthecatikatz8764

2 жыл бұрын

What?!?!?! *reverts track* That one guy: *h o r s e*

In 20 years will be seeing that pizza deliver guy in a monastery in the far hills of China😁😁

They say "Black Cats are Unlucky", but Ralph is living the best moments of his life every single day.

@rileycarter4798

3 жыл бұрын

There not

@giannahall6972

3 жыл бұрын

I have a black cat looks like tom

@GingerMeowYT

3 жыл бұрын

They say you will be unlucky if a black cat crosses the road you crossed.

@TwintelleMuah

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileycarter4798 Your right

@TwintelleMuah

3 жыл бұрын

@Kate Dambe i have had 7 black cats once

i love this video so much but at the end when the “ralph and tom” theme song started to play and i noticed the halo above tom’s head, i started to sob. my cat tofu passed away about a week after tom did, he was a black street cat with a white belly and looked almost identical to tom. seeing tom just reminded me of him and made me really sentimental. that was the first time i really let myself cry about loosing her, it felt really good to just let go. so thank u chris, even though this was not what the video was about at all, it really made my day.

@HalfAsleepChris

3 жыл бұрын

Really sorry to hear about Tofu

@biggsy9310

3 жыл бұрын

I also had a black cat with a white belly and her name was tash and one day we saw her in the kitchen,she couldn’t walk she was in too much pain to walk,we couldn’t bare to see her struggle so we had to put her down.She was always a really old cat and the connection I had with her was amazing,I also cried when I saw the cat at the end,hope this helps.

@davidlowry617

2 жыл бұрын

our old cat died years ago but im still very sad about it he was a litte black cat

@Crow-gp3ci

2 жыл бұрын

My cat was a black cta with a white belly named manny and he passed on fathers day last year

2:40 killed me lol

The iconic characters: Chris, Danielle, Bella, Reggie, Ralph, Tom, a Tapir, Secret Ninja Delivery Guy

Chris is literally the main protaganist of the world! He has a wacky companion, travels the world, he even has unique side characters like the the ninja pizza guy

The people who disliked are the pizza ninja guy's multiple accounts-

@samuelrivas4816

3 жыл бұрын

I did

@LabbaDeBalla

3 жыл бұрын

Samuel Rivas dislike it?

@itsbright16

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelrivas4816 shut up pizza ninja guy

@Shikaschima

3 жыл бұрын

Or people that wanted to know what Ralph is up to at night when not at home and didn't get that.

@michelledolbeck4230

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelrivas4816 cancel him >:(

3:52 he's coming OH NO HE'S COMING

@ExploringNew1

Жыл бұрын

3:57 OH NO! HE'S EATING ME! 😂

"pizza ninja delivery" 🤣🤣

Dont worry about the dislikes, they’re just so distracted by Ralph’s cuteness that they pressed the wrong button 😺😸

@biscuittin4874

3 жыл бұрын

Or they are just haters somehow

@zodiaccat8559

3 жыл бұрын

Beefy dude your know it is a joke, right?

@andypedroza9165

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe just Australians leaving a like

@Torstis

3 жыл бұрын

There is one dislike

@elliot4629

3 жыл бұрын

Andy Pedroza lmao

Just today my cat died. He became 20 years old! And now i see that if you have an cat, you should spend even more time with him! Edit: if you have a new cat, you should update the themesong! Edit 2: thanks for the support! And did he just update his thumpnail? Edit 3: he just updated his thumpnail again... hmmmm

@truncatedjunior

3 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for your loss brother 😢

@andreawalker7138

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss. Twenty years is an incredible age for a cat. ❤︎ As for the theme song: He had two cats, Tom & Ralph. Sadly, Tom died earlier this year, but he still has Ralph. I assume that is why he leaves the song as is and puts a halo above Tom.

@moonbook12

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your lost

@QUARTERMASTEREMI6

3 жыл бұрын

Aww, so sorry for your loss. God bless you. ❤

@MartinieGames

3 жыл бұрын

Andrea Walker Ohhh i get it now! Thanks!

Ralph: hey check see if my hooman is still recording me

I love the ending song ❤️ i feels like i am nursery again learning new rhythm. Thank you for sharing your cats lives 😊

I laughed and laughed and laughed! Doesn't Ralph doesn't know he's being used? And so smart of George. He's figured out the cat equivalent of "Open sesame!" Does HIS human know what he's been up to? Thanks for this. Can't wait to see Ralph and his new playmate.

Can we just sit here and appreciate just how intelligent George is? Yes, cats are smart, but this one is extra special! The fact that he sits there and waits to listen for the click sound and everything? That is pretty amazing, tbh....

@oddvegan9797

Жыл бұрын

Pigs are smart too!

When you watch this video, and realize that your cat has been viewed over 2,000,000 times

Ralph only sniffing things when chris is around is like me when my parents are around

His true secret life: He puts on a red and white striped hat, walks, and goes to a stranger's house to hang out with their kids.

@Boax1theReaper

3 жыл бұрын

I did not expect to see you here (i subbed)

@movingchannells3487

3 жыл бұрын

Is he santa? O:

@movingchannells3487

3 жыл бұрын

Hailey Foley oooooooh

@thebigdog360

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@sogilll9777

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 would read again - IGN

Seing Tom with a Halo still hurts right in the feelings.

@alistaircordes4057

3 жыл бұрын

Same mate

@rileycarter4798

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed😟😟😟😟😟

@we-yk8cw

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I also love the theme song!

Curiosity kills the cat. More like curiosity kills sleep

POV: your george **The delicous smell of the gourmet cat food fills you with determination*

@PohloonChow

3 жыл бұрын

undertale reference?

@katerichards1513

3 жыл бұрын

@@PohloonChow yes

@nelliepb2953

2 жыл бұрын

I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO GEORGE IS MY FAMILY CAT

@3Dboneprinting

2 жыл бұрын

@@nelliepb2953 what??????????????

@henriqueeomundo3870

Жыл бұрын

*you’re

Hiiii!! I know nobody cares. But I love your cat videos, and have decided to get my own!!! He's arriving in October and I'm going to name him Apollo! So excited. Edit: Thank you all for stopping by to like my comment! This is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment and it’s really nice of you all to take time to like it!

@TheresaCGivans

3 жыл бұрын

youre naming your cat the greek god of the sun.

@oliviajimenez6623

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness! I’m so excited for you! Hope you can Apollo stay safe during these times.... sadly I’m allergic to cats

@danielsousa7860

3 жыл бұрын

So, how's the cat

Every kid who grew up with a pet cat has at some point wondered where their cat goes outside the house. They are very mysterious animals.

"That's not ralph! " I nearly died at that moment

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

I'm subbed to you

The one guy who disliked was the other cat mad that he won’t get any other food

@wormnog

3 жыл бұрын

Cats don't watch KZread

@hornet_real

3 жыл бұрын

r/wooosh

@lordhydra474

3 жыл бұрын

@@wormnog its a joke

@wormnog

3 жыл бұрын

But the other cat DID get some food

@k.o.f.pproductions2265

3 жыл бұрын

wormnog not anymore

This makes me wanna order a pizza just to spy on the pizza guy and see if he’s secretly doing ballet

@rileycarter4798

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

OH MY GOSH, i feel for the pizza guy... now everyone knows what he does between deliveries XD

Gorge just using Ralph In his mind Ralph is a key 🔑

I’m not the pizza guy but he seems cool

@whatthehellisthisaccount8984

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds legit have a good day

@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatthehellisthisaccount8984 you too

@noahh4996

3 жыл бұрын

Or are you

@basedduck224

3 жыл бұрын

What

Ralph is a secret agent confirmed, He works for the queens secret service for cats, Chris he's spying on you.

The Foxes are SOOO CUTE! But mainly the cats. They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

George:Can I has GoUrMeT fOoD? Ralph:*walks in cat flap George:okay then *follows Ralph

Yay more Ralph this has made my day

Every single time I watch a video from you I cry. It is so amazing to see the things you do and it makes me so happy to see you having fun and doing things while recording it for the internet

Me: sees the pizza ninja Also me: Mom, That what i want to be when i grow up.

Ralph’s purr at the end though 😍🥰

Omg George is like a hooligan breaking into someone’s house to steal food XD

@ZGryphon

2 жыл бұрын

He's that guy the dorm safety people warn everybody about in freshman orientation at college. The one who hangs out near the street door and follows somebody who has a keycard inside to case the joint.

Awwwww,look at Ralph's floofly tail "The sniffer"

2:40 HIS TEETH! ❤❤❤❤

That one part “The pizza delivering ninja.” Always makes me laugh xD

George is a clever cat, figuring out he can follow Ralph for food, hahaha! I bet you ran out of food twice as fast! I'm glad Ralph is getting a new sibling. ^_^

The thumbnail made me happy he has a friend instead of being alone

So glad I've found your awesome channel, subscribed after seeing the fox kits, love this one just as much, you have a wonderful future in video making should you want great work!

Imagine waking up at night and seeing the neighbours cat on your bed

Been watching your videos for a while now and always enjoy them. You have a great commentary/voice over. You videos are well put together and edit, a lot more professional that a lot of videos on KZread. You also make subjects like coin collecting (which I'm not interested in) enjoyable to watch and learn about. You deserve so many more subscribers than you have and I hope you keep making more videos.

@HalfAsleepChris

3 жыл бұрын

thanks a lot!

@melodykitties

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@sforsheepy5234

Жыл бұрын

@@HalfAsleepChris How did tom die?

I feel like Chris is a mere background extra in some elaborate movie about Ralph's life.

Outdoor cats always wander farther that their owners think. A safe kitty is an indoor kitty!

ME AND MY DAD JUST LOOOOOOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH!! Thank you for making your channel it’s so awesome ❤

George: *the smell of gourmet cat food fills you with DETERMINATION*

It’s my cat’s birthday today, he’s 5

@rengoku-san1166

3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday to ur cat!

@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv

3 жыл бұрын

Big boy And happy birthday

@Fawnfreckle

3 жыл бұрын

awwww happy birthday to ur cat!

@taniakrause9253

3 жыл бұрын

Time vor tuna

@__chinmay__

3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday to ur cat :D

4:25 that is the coolest thing iv heard this month😲

As you can see, cats are extreemly intelligent and often verry cheaky and verry sneaky.

All my cat dose is sleep, eat and be a selfish brat. Edit - thanks for all the likes guys

@biscuittin4874

3 жыл бұрын

Haha lol

@zodiaccat8559

3 жыл бұрын

Lol them make them do something else

@unstableunicorn9104

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest she's living the life of luxury. I wish I was her

@zainjaved18

3 жыл бұрын

Unstable Unicorn same

@bricksandclones7110

3 жыл бұрын

My cat is very similar but there’s a bit more sleeping

Your ability to make me smile in this dark times with your cat stories, must be some form of British voodoo ;). Thank you for sharing it with us.

My old cat had a cat friend and he let him eat out of his bowl.

this made me so happy that ralph shares and is so kind

this is so wholesome

Nice Oliver Twist reference there, “food, glorious food!”

Half Asleep Chris, my daughter Izzy and I are your BIGGEST FANS! We absolutely adore your precious cats Ralph and Bella and are always amused by the videos in which they star. We watch have seen all pretty much all of your videos. We have watched the funny videos featuring your cats many, many, many times. To Izzy and I your videos are without a doubt the most charming videos KZread has EVER seen. Izzy who is a smart 5 year old girl, just wanted you to know that she is watching and enjoying your cats charmed little lives. We love you!!!

Bella and Ralph are so cute! Remember that time when you made a land of pillows for Bella,and she still chose your pillow? It was so funny!

Honestly, hell yeah pizza delivery guy - pop off king, look at that form! What an absolute Chad! I hope he passes whatever belt upgrade he needs uwu The ninja grind never stops

@sierrahale804

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@aaltzenkuipers1063

2 жыл бұрын

Was about to like your comment untill i saw the uwu

@Hajiki_

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaltzenkuipers1063 uwu

George is like Garfield, he always comes back for food.

This is the serotonin I have needed

I always wondered where my cat went when he jumped out the window He's lost now, but I loved him like a good cat owner😿😸

Cat's are very smart when it comes to figuring stuff out. And remember to tip the Ninja Pizza guy :).

Sometimes it is hilarious to watch and observe someone who doesn’t know they’re being watched.

@yelloe

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it’s you lol

George at 4:49 pulled a classic charli “let me innnn, pleaseeee”

That tail! Amazing. Thank you for the adventure.

SO IF YOU MOVE HOUSE DOES RALPH NOT HAVE A CASTLE ANYMORE😭😭😭

@rileycarter4798

3 жыл бұрын

Probably

@onionoid

3 жыл бұрын

he does

3:45 Top 10 anime plot twists

2:47 hilarious 🤣 😂😂😂😂

I feel like Chris was the pizza guy...

I wish I still had my cats, they were persian kitties and they would have looked glorious in a royal photo

Reggie and George: friends Ralf and George: *Ima just wack you with a big fluffy tail*

@joshadventureplazes

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bup489

3 жыл бұрын

*R A L F*

geroge:goes in door ralph:follows tom:looking at them at 5am bella:meow