Lord Ralph's book was a masterpiece. Clearly a critique of humans, with the blank pages symbolizing their empty lives. He created over 70 pages, symbolizing each year of a human's life, only coming to a dissatisfied sudden end, with a comma and a period. In other words, death. What a remarkable nihilistic masterpiece!

@asher-360

Жыл бұрын

literally a masterpiece 12/10

@cindyzhaoyingzi8719

Жыл бұрын

😂

@franciscoflamenco

Жыл бұрын

I like how this implies that the only time humans are interesting is when they're less than one year old (the first page)

@emztglaz4236

Жыл бұрын

Bro you a English teacher?

@ironicallylight

Жыл бұрын

You sound like an English teacher

This man truly makes the most committed content ever. Well done, Chris. :)

@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ

Жыл бұрын

how did you watch the whole video in 4 minutes?

@-Emonem-

Жыл бұрын

@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ i typed it like a minute before it ended, also, what do you get from trying to shame me?

@BDtezdemon

Жыл бұрын

Like a poketuber

@hesterclapp9717

Жыл бұрын

Except perhaps Max Fosh

@Iannnus

Жыл бұрын

Max Fosh is on another level thi

Okay, I gonna clear things up. So, Chris actually used an official and legit English way of getting Ralph and Bella the titles lord and lady and not the scam of "Established Titles". Notice how he never said that it was from or sponsored by "Established Titles" and the certificate wasn't from it as well.

@redshyguynumber5567

Жыл бұрын

Also, for those of you around the world who are wondering how you can get an official title, you can't. Because you aren't from the UK and need to be to do so.

@paulw858

Жыл бұрын

I'm actually really happy to hear that. When I read about the Established Titles stuff being a scam, I immediately thought back to this video and actually started getting tears in my eyes, because I felt so bad for the kitties having their royalty taken away. But if it's all legit, I'm so happy! Yay Lord Ralph of Boxinghamshire and Lady Bella of Boxinghamshire!

@Kozkayn

Жыл бұрын

I read the certificate and it clearly says that the title's assignor was Enssen (London) Ltd. under the laws of England, not Scotland Edit: I did some digging and the site is pretty fishy and this is what I found from a website investigating this. "Well, there are accusations that the company is a scam, but the service they offer is not actually illegal. The law surrounding this practice in England is very simple; a person cannot become an entitled Lord, Lady, Baron or Knight unless it is bestowed on them by the state or a member of the royal family."

@benchaak_vam_demer

Жыл бұрын

​@@redshyguynumber5567 Not quite. The issue is rather, not just for foreigners, but also for UK countrymen... "In the UK, actual nobility (“peerage”) titles are not available for sale or purchase under the common law. You simply cannot outright buy a peerage in the UK." Now if you focus on the Lordship and forget the nobility, then there is a little "loophole": manorial lordships. These can be bought and sold, but you don't have to be a UK citizen to do so.

@imissjokesonpurpose

Жыл бұрын

@@redshyguynumber5567 the certificate is fake: it says lord ralph and lady bella of boxinghamshire: a place that doesn't exist

I am so obsessed with the tiny backdrops you’ve made for your cats’ professions! Amazing video

@thetoaster6938

Жыл бұрын

silence bot

@user-xv5hi5yw8w

4 ай бұрын

@@thetoaster6938 shut up

@KF-selxna

4 ай бұрын

@@thetoaster6938what?

Lord Ralf the professional musician., that was the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard! The loud “bonk” towards the end got me laughing so hard I about fell out of my chair. And the purrrrr was a beautiful ending. When will his second album come out?

@ye_mother

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully next month

@mintchoco73

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know Lord Ralph was such a great musician. I guess he just had to make his songs available.

@geography_europe

Жыл бұрын

Idk but it was cute lol

@Rainy_XD

Жыл бұрын

Ikr!!!! I laughed so loud and I was actually eating a snack at that time and I almost chocked 😅😹

@Abyzzz.

Жыл бұрын

Yes the best music ever you might even say it’s purr-fect

We gotta try those paw print thingys!!

@MrBearPerson

Жыл бұрын

I love you guys

@jacquiepeel3436

Жыл бұрын

hey looks it’s cole and marmalade

@Zeeshanzavier1938

Жыл бұрын

Me to (Turns cat)

@trace9657

Жыл бұрын

Ok, I was happy to see a Half Asleep Chris video with the cats, now I am thrilled to see Cole and Marmalade here.

@irishawk5010

Жыл бұрын

a

As a fellow self-published author, I'll admit I was terrified that Ralph was going to sell more books than I have. Crisis averted XD

@thefirstharry

8 ай бұрын

What books have you written

5:22 I felt that🥺. Truly inspiring and beautiful song!👏 good job Ralph!

@johngrimes1004

Жыл бұрын

The drop tho lollll

@gabeblake5313

9 күн бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏

@tsvetkabeluhova4545

6 күн бұрын

DUNGG

Absolutely love this! My wife and I have been trying to help our cats tap into their talents, but we are finding we need to improve our production/directorial skills haha Love the love you make these with and skill and effort and creativity you go into.

@AgentPaladinMC

Жыл бұрын

@GeorgeTPlayzYT LOL sadly not anymore..

@645columbusave

Жыл бұрын

Oh cool

@johnspartan4617

Жыл бұрын

You both actually all 3 of you need therapy.

Thoughts of Fluff was such a great novel, when Ralph mentioned Elon Musk’s son it was so beautiful, and when he ended it by saying ., it was incredible. As it rivals Shakespeare, and J.K. Rowling, truly a work of art.

@TToeTwo

Жыл бұрын

Yay heart :) thanks

@Quert_Zuiopue

Жыл бұрын

It's a better love story than Twilight.

@liengandriod55

Жыл бұрын

@@Quert_Zuiopue Not much of a high bar to be honest.

@Hi-fk6kw

Жыл бұрын

I wish to read this book

@astutearc8733

Жыл бұрын

its a better story than morbius and morbius 2:its morbin time

I can't tell if Ralph is just so great at playing the keyboard, or if Bella is so good of a producer, that the song sounds kinda good

🐾time stamps for the paws🐾 🐾0:01~bronze paw🐾 🐾1:43~sliver paw🐾 🐾5:21~golden paw🐾 Have a nice day or night :) ❤

@70_Chairz_Edits

Ай бұрын

How are you so good at this??

Lady Bella looked so happy when you told her that her art looked good😭😭

@soxpeewee

Жыл бұрын

You can't force a masterpiece

@omranthelousyfallgusplayer7910

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@omygoodyneyt8238

Жыл бұрын

*Lady Bella

@Sad.Mellohi

Жыл бұрын

@@omygoodyneyt8238 my apologies

Brilliant video! I'm impressed by the production quality every time, and Ralph and Bella are precious as always. Your videos always brighten my day; thank you!

@Rainy_XD

Жыл бұрын

Yup! I love his videos too! They’re so amazing and brilliant 😸

@eikosiandmiloloverasmr4214

Жыл бұрын

@@Rainy_XD Ikr

@somestuff7228

Жыл бұрын

*Lord Ralph *Lady Bella

1:31 Half-Asleep Chris: Look how talented you are Bella, you made that! Bella: ooo? me made tat? wat??????

@laurahardman9309

11 ай бұрын

😂

@sirthisisamcdonalds250

9 ай бұрын

ooh :o 🥹

I love how Ralph compliments his keyboard skills with his pitch-perfect singing! :3

i loved this video! good job chris! 0:00 Bronze paw behind lady bella 1:42 Silver paw is the 3rd image on the instagram page 5:21 gold paw where the guitar was

@MrLoverman7134

Жыл бұрын

Phone

@caldin

Жыл бұрын

that's a bass

@pizzaman2453

Жыл бұрын

@@caldin ok

@foxicicity

Жыл бұрын

@@caldin Average Davie504 fan

@geography_europe

Жыл бұрын

Thanks lol

i found only three of the paw prints bronze: 0:01 behind Bella silver: 1:44 on the phone next to Bella gold: 5:21 behind the guitar side note: hope i didnt ruin the fun, and also to say: Keep the good work Chris :)

@toonistiny

Жыл бұрын

Chris is really getting clever at these things! Who would've known the silver one was in his phone?!

@LillyianPuppy

Жыл бұрын

😯

@ballison8937

Жыл бұрын

Good job

@beej50jede26

Жыл бұрын

@StaricalDelirium np

@beej50jede26

Жыл бұрын

@@toonistiny yeah chris is taking his video to a next level, when i am feeling sad i watch his videos all the time

Bruh everytime its in your living room and I like how at the end you said, "You will never guess where it is, my living room." 😂😂😂

I like how Ralfe's face looks like he's saying "WHAT?! I'm a lord now?!" where as Bella's face looks like she's saying "It's about time to recognize my majesty."

This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)

@lilguy3

Жыл бұрын

I should too lol

These 2 cats are already 10k times more talented than I'll ever be

@Pugg-Gaming

Жыл бұрын

ye

@Preenathani

Жыл бұрын

i am emotanly disturbed

@Preenathani

Жыл бұрын

ya

@Preenathani

Жыл бұрын

eee

@Preenathani

Жыл бұрын

Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress Black Mermaid Dress

I absolutely adore how you perfectly combine human knowledge with cat knowledge. it makes a perfect, beautiful masterpeice.

SO cute😍! I love Ralph & Bella. Why not try a famous actor. Well done Chris.👏👏👏 I love your videos.

0:01 the bronze paw 1:43 the silver paw 5:21 the golden paw, as always, great video!

@agame6060

Жыл бұрын

Thank u

@RayirthGandhi

Жыл бұрын

what a legend

@clintonscharfe5569

Жыл бұрын

Tysm

@disconator2789

Жыл бұрын

I got close I just needed the silver paw

@randomchannel5311

Жыл бұрын

Yes sirrrrrr

This man is so committed to his cats this is great content

@neoupdate__014

Жыл бұрын

Omg you're the guy Lord Ralph wrote a book about!

@redcrafted_

Жыл бұрын

@@neoupdate__014 omg omg

@Fizzlebean

Жыл бұрын

@@neoupdate__014 *LORD Ralph

@neoupdate__014

Жыл бұрын

@@Fizzlebean You're totally right!

@xraystyle8893

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god no way!

Adorable they are so funny and Ralph is great at the piano Bella Has a mind for art

I love that it was so cool seeing them!❤

This man and his cats are national treasures. Great job, Chris!

@bilinasmini3480

Жыл бұрын

This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)

@CatKot

Жыл бұрын

hope they don't steal the declaration of independence.

@roryaffleck6416

Жыл бұрын

@@CatKot lol I watched that movie

@teacherjudy1971

Жыл бұрын

And world-wide KZread treasures! Chris' creativity is amazing! Cheers from the United States! 👏😃

1:30 Chris : "look how talented you are Bella, you made that!" Bella : *stares menacingly*

@alexislabbe9640

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireicefox1

Жыл бұрын

Cat

@KkA0712

Жыл бұрын

*lady bella

@yellowkitty..8303

Жыл бұрын

"human I don't remember painting that I only remember you dropping me to theese things"

@battletapesrecording

Жыл бұрын

@@KkA0712 he said bella

Half-Asleep Chris, This made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing!

I recently found your channel and I love your videos. Especially with your beautiful cats. Every video makes me laugh and cry over my memories of my cats. What you are doing is awesome. I’m glad I found this channel

Them: How much do you love and spoil your cats? Half-Asleep Chris: Yes.

@Brabled

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Rainy_XD

Жыл бұрын

Yes? I don't get it

2:54 I like how the caption just says "*laptop about to explode*"

@hollylovesgiraffes

Жыл бұрын

Omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The dude actually bought land just to give his CATS the title of Lord and lady😂

@addiejohnston4391

Жыл бұрын

Id do it for my cats and dog

@DEEZNUTS2YOU

Жыл бұрын

What happened to Tom

@Captain_Yata

Жыл бұрын

@@DEEZNUTS2YOU He died :(

4:53 best use of a degree I’ve seen yet

Your cats have accomplished more in a single video than most humans do in adulthood. You must be so proud.

duuude this was awesome!! i came in thinking it would be just about how your cats become Lord and Lady, boy was i surprised!

@DTAM-Aviationshorts290

Жыл бұрын

HEY DUDE! Luv ur vids btw

@Wall_E-Lego_Edition

Жыл бұрын

Love your vids!!

@DavidHarris-yi5fe

Жыл бұрын

Love your vids

@Browniebits2022

6 ай бұрын

Foruth

As far as I've heard that website lord thing is a scam

@karlo-lol5935

Жыл бұрын

It is

My kiddos introduced me to your videos. We get so many giggles from them. Love it.

I love Lady Bella just staring at the screen with intensity. Truly a music producer.

5:22 THAT SENT ME 🤣

@Dusty_art.k

Жыл бұрын

....

@kielilwe

Жыл бұрын

Same

@catto6491

Жыл бұрын

*dun* ... *_BWOOWR_*

@hollylovesgiraffes

Жыл бұрын

Dun dun dun dun dun dun. BANG.

Hi Chris!!! love your videos. keep up the good work🎉🎉🎉 Love from the Philippines

man this bit never fails to make me laugh, the way ralph just falls on the keyboard XD (5:23) awesome job, keep up the great work ^w^

0:00 : Bronze paw 1:42 : Silver paw 5:21 : Gold paw! Good job Chris!

5:10 ah, music to my ears.

I love these videos so much! Thank you. (:

0:01 the bronze paw 1:43 the silver paw 5:21 the golden paw

2:41 Ralph learnt Morse code

@sirthisisamcdonalds250

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@mmmykoanimations

3 ай бұрын

Its SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2:29 Elon Musk's kid- 💀

@engineer_gaming69

Жыл бұрын

Ooooh my gawd!

I came across one of your videos on my shorts recommended, and after 2 years I’m finally back watching your amazing videos

Elizabeth saw this and had to step down for rule over England

RIP Queen Elizabeth II of the Commonwealth. It may be unfitting but I want this moment to be everywhere 1926-2022

Chris always brightens my day. Also, congrats on the two million!

One of my favorite videos that you have made YET. (It was very funny!!)

You need to do something for Queen Elizabeth with your cats for a tribute

Ralph just set a trend. Ending a piano song with 12 keys at the same time is genius

@YourLocalOrcus6572

Жыл бұрын

How do you know its 12 keys?

@TimmyOrville

Жыл бұрын

@@YourLocalOrcus6572 I was just guessing

@kingsley.

Жыл бұрын

no he ended it with *p u r r*

@raccoon665

Жыл бұрын

13 keys, I think, after counting, Your pretty close

@Talia.777

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😻😻

Can't believe this wasn't endorsed by Established Titles

@Kozkayn

Жыл бұрын

It's still a scam, the company is called Lordship Titles and I did some digging and found they are a scam (probably)

@OlgilyMolgilyMort

Жыл бұрын

But in the video he never said the certificate was by Established Titles, and the certificate is different

@robiginal6458

Жыл бұрын

@@OlgilyMolgilyMort That's not how I meant it

@OlgilyMolgilyMort

Жыл бұрын

@@robiginal6458 sry I was talking about what Kozkayn commented. But yeah, it should have been endorsed by it

@timtamTom.2

Жыл бұрын

@@OlgilyMolgilyMort no it shouldn’t of. Established titles is a scam

I liked Lord Ralph's beautiful singing while he played the piano

Seeing Ralph write his book was the cutest thing ever.

@BeanKally

Жыл бұрын

It had such an interesting plot and great character development, it was one of the best books I’ve ever read

@snoote533

Жыл бұрын

@@BeanKally Ikr my fave part was .,

@idiot9982

Жыл бұрын

¿”Æ’^j~0k’hjkm,’/ Y cxfa was my favorite part

@Your_The_Guilty_As_Sin_LOML

5 ай бұрын

@@snoote533same!

The purr of Ralph at the end was legendary. This was so entertaining, I love seeing Ralph and Bella they are absolutely adorable!!!!

Aged like milk in the middle of a heatwave

Cute cats !

3:18 New York Times: I diagnose you with Bestseller

3:32 I love that Mega-Ralph is just casually sitting on the side.

@sirthisisamcdonalds250

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@arandomuserofinternet

6 ай бұрын

mega ralph looks goofy

Brilliant video! Loving your purrfect content! 🥰😻

Your cats are adorable 🥰. Ralph and Bella in costumes also is so adorable. I’m surprised on how good Ralph made the music and how he wrote the book. Bella paintings were amazing tho

That song was beautiful! The end was absolutely amazing, perfectly put together by a purr right at the last few seconds. I really felt that loud *bonk!* I mean, it was so emotional! 10/10 would listen again

Truly the two greatest geniuses of our time, such established connoisseurs of the arts.

Ralph's song was just an ancient piece of music. I had no idea cats can write music.

You videos are comforting and has a since of humor

Best thing to come in my recommended in a while. Also haven’t seen this channel in forever, definitely missed it, you’re awesome :) btw if anyone wants to know I found the pawprints at Bronze - 0:01 (behind Bella) Silver - 1:44 (next to the photo of Bella) Gold - 5:21 (behind the guitar) awesome video btw, hope you all have a good rest of your day/night

@JustinFrost302

Жыл бұрын

found them too 😁

@StarLupus

Жыл бұрын

@@JustinFrost302 nice :D

@Rainy_XD

Жыл бұрын

You guys have great eyes! 👀

@StarLupus

Жыл бұрын

@@Rainy_XD ty :D

@soldier7319

Жыл бұрын

Thank you have a nice day

These videos should be mandatory in any viewer suggestions, who would NOT LOVE THESE????!!!! So much fun!!! Wish we had this sense of funny to make videos to get all the available cats / fosters adopted :)))) keep at it Chris, Lady Bella, Lord Ralph! We LOVE your videos!

" So far, the only thing he has wrote is the name of Elon Musk's kid". Had me laughing on the floor. 2:33

omg. You are hilarious. Congrats Lord Ralph and Lady Bella. !!!

Oh shoot, I didn’t even realise Bella doesn’t have her donut anymore! I’m happy for her! ^^

@bilinasmini3480

Жыл бұрын

The most wholesome chaos. Brightening my day with adorable fluff and hilarious commentary

@iwillbanyourlegos1540

Жыл бұрын

@Lord Boogus did you revise she was wearing that weird neck thing that's basically the same as a donut but just looks more fancy so she still probably wears her donut

@boogus6764

Жыл бұрын

@@iwillbanyourlegos1540 people of royalty wear that, plus Bella wasn’t wearing it like half the video. [:

@iwillbanyourlegos1540

Жыл бұрын

@@boogus6764 oh, didn't revise she didn't wear it half the video

@boogus6764

Жыл бұрын

@@iwillbanyourlegos1540 haha, it’s all good. (:

lady bella's art looks like that simple kind of art you would find in an art museum

@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy

Жыл бұрын

Why yes, it does.

@TrixyTrixter

Жыл бұрын

It has a lot more character than "Dot" or "single stripe" tho

So cute 😊 ralph is so fluffy like a pillow and bella is so cuddly and adorable

We need more Ralph and Bella, as me and my girlfriend follow them both and miss them a lot!

1:22 I want a full song of this lol

@My_Cat_is_silly

10 ай бұрын

Me too

I swear Chris has gave lessons to Ralph so he can purr in the mic. Because he does it so Much! 😎😺

4:05 She Is Starring Into Your Soul.

His videos never fails to entertain, what a legend

That pur at the end is my favorite sound in every possible universe.

Lord Ralph and Lady Bella are absolutely adorable! edit: is Ralph’s book still for sale?

@partygoer9164

Жыл бұрын

I wanna buy one

@astrapboy_2

Жыл бұрын

Same

These cats will accomplish so much in there short lives

This was a great video Chris! Happy 2-Million subscribers!

Amazing video

@monkeydluffyy2

Жыл бұрын

How

@floridaboigaming6961

Жыл бұрын

True

@gamorean4903

Жыл бұрын

How did you already watch it

@henchmanpastchannel

Жыл бұрын

Congrats! you are first Here's a medal! 🥇

@Dark_Side_Productions

Жыл бұрын

Bot alert 👇

I finally found all 3 paw 🐾 prints without cheating. Here they are 0:01 Bronze on the wire birdcage (?) Not sure it's really a birdcage 1:41 Silver on the phone screen 5:20 Gold tucked slightly behind Guitar. It is 12:10 EST (Eastern standard time) so you will now find me going to bed. Great video, as always. Goodnight

@flacochran

Жыл бұрын

The silver one is at 1:43 on the phone not 1:41 on the phone

Amazing spectacular videos keep on doing what you do you cheered me up when I had lost my cat❤

That purr at the end of his song 🤣

This is so coincidental cause of the queen…. Half a sleep crisis probably doesn’t know the news yet though… I don’t know how to say this but the queen is gone….😭😭😭

Sad I'm seeing this after the death of the queen

@projectdreamzz

Жыл бұрын

KZread put this on our recommended on purpose

All hail lord Ralph 🐈 👑

I love it when you say (aka my living room)😂

I'm not a cat person (allergic), but your videos are so creative and fun, I love seeing what Ralph and Bella are up to! 😁

@jackjack8045

Жыл бұрын

yo the B3

@Loud12024

Жыл бұрын

Omg B3

@nicholasmachado3668

Жыл бұрын

Oh hey!

@mistyshockrule3200

Жыл бұрын

hi

@mikamikan1079

Жыл бұрын

Me but I'm not a dog person (I hate dogs)

5:10 WHY IS IT SO GOOD THOUGH?

I love the music as well it’s amazing you should become a professional musician

The newest royals of England 🇬🇧

A music production degree explains everything that has ever been on this channel (seriously, love the good music in every video)