"Gimme those egg!" Chicken : THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

@allmightoneforall1338

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣bro didn't expect this💀

@Jerzeenana2024

3 жыл бұрын

Oml!!😅😅

@marwanamr97

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!!

@Mullokadz

3 жыл бұрын

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

@TohSummerBL2game

3 жыл бұрын

dammit, lol

-1 hp -1 hp -1 hp ...

@tling321

3 жыл бұрын

kek

@ConnerV

3 жыл бұрын

kek

@rebeca5509

3 жыл бұрын

kEk

@ayushbarai8875

3 жыл бұрын

Kek

@jjokocha2156

3 жыл бұрын

Critical hit, -3 hp, bleeding

gimme those eggs -ouch, ouch, -gimme, gimme those eggs ouch

@cal6741

3 жыл бұрын

You have captured and repackaged everything that was important.

@Jerzeenana2024

3 жыл бұрын

Lol check out my comment🙃

@Jerzeenana2024

3 жыл бұрын

😏

"I'm taking your eggs!" Chicken: So you've chosen death.

This man just tanked like 17 pecks in a minute from a chicken that drew blood and he just never relented! Talk about determination.

@synaesthesia888

3 жыл бұрын

He's a masochist

@user-sb3iz6cg1w

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus motherfucking christ. Synth thats enough internet for today

@2Fat2Furi0us

3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I had to do that for our over 500 hens. All that whilst the roosters were trying to kill me. No idea how that hen drew blood but yeah... never pull, keep your hand there and they cannot really harm you.

@criztu

3 жыл бұрын

he needs youtube money

@redjellonian8126

3 жыл бұрын

High stamina low wisdom build

"fine you can have that one", ha! this is hilarious

I can't enough of broody hens. It's so funny to watch a pissed off hen all poofed up attack like that. My favorite part of the vid was when she took and egg back.

1:05 lmao she pulled that egg back 😍

Human: give me your eggs Chicken: angry T Rex noises

Chickens are the best funniest creatures to me 😭😂

They should use this chicken in miltary

@dannyrichards6233

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@primuse.x.e6141

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PerseusR51

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@azaleamanrique3896

3 жыл бұрын

She is a killer Edit:Corrected the 'Is'

@swshuwu2413

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I didn’t know what a broody chicken was so when a video of such title popped up I saw it. Now I'm constantly getting broody chicken vidoes recommended. Not that Im complaing, these are actually quite funny.

Here's a tip, wear gloves

@mobinbestintheworld9229

7 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha .... yeah man, we don't have to see u bleed by a chicken to know it attacks a lot

@billyyank1916

7 жыл бұрын

Or how about dem tim🅱s my 🅱?

@HauntedGameCube

7 жыл бұрын

For me. the pecking really doesn't hurt.

@imunknownunknown1114

3 жыл бұрын

I think its good cause if u steal u beed to pay hahahah

@Morpheus-pt3wq

3 жыл бұрын

@@bogdan-ioanmoisa1613 you can´t do that if you are using one hand to hold a camera - except if you are 3-handed human.

awwww when she pulled that one egg back 💖💖

What a good mom!!!! She loves her eggs so much!!!😍💕💖

@breaking_mike

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be mad at her because she is so cute, fat, chubby, chonk & obese -.- fat mom, overweight mom

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

Her feather make her obese but u don’t really know if she really is

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

Just carry her and see if she is

@breaking_mike

3 жыл бұрын

@@damiancano4511 I love 'em so much, that's the point

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

@@breaking_mike ohhh

Ive got a broody hen and shes the calmest sweetest pillow ever

"I'm taking your eggs" Chicken: YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!

Lol! That feisty girl has been kidnapping eggs from all over the nesting box to sit on 😂

If this is your first broody chicken video:welcome to the ride. You will not get this out of your recommendations anytime soon.

"You can have that one." Hahaha!

@thunderbird1921

3 жыл бұрын

What's ridiculous is how hens will get broody even though the eggs are not fertilized. Chickens are some of the craziest animals on the planet, sometimes lovable, other times psychotic.

@markclint8701

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderbird1921 true that's why if your hen lays an egg you better get it right away

She’s fluffy 💓

pick the darn chicken up you'll live

lolomg sorry to laugh at your pain but this was hilarious

@dannyrichards6233

5 жыл бұрын

Hostile Princess 🐔

@laitdejabot9890

3 жыл бұрын

And pathetic.

2020 KZread: Wanna see a broody chicken? Me: Okey

She did tell you to don't touch my eggs

Broody : used peck "it's super effective"

There's a great invention that would be helpful. They're called GLOVES. ; p

@recruit8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@especiallyninety_751 dude it's that comment is 5 years old also no that's not a Karen.

@recruit8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@especiallyninety_751 yes you assume right you are in fact a child but you didn't need to point that out.

@recruit8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@especiallyninety_751 oh no sorry for making you angry child I will never do this again so for now on please go back to your parents.

@fetuseater6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@especiallyninety_751 lmao wut is wrong with you

@fetuseater6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@especiallyninety_751 someone does not know how to read

This man deserves an award for dealing with such an attack chicken.

Usually I just pick them up and gently place them away from their nests, then again my chickens don't really draw blood when they peck lol

@tjwarburton

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking. Doing that with gloves would cut down on the bloodletting.

lol, maybe you should just order some fertilized eggs and let her hatch them, her maternal instincts are through the roof. Felt sorry for you xD

@muhammadosama1994

7 жыл бұрын

Break the ice actually i felt sorry for her ...them mama instincts

@finallyfinally9317

3 жыл бұрын

I felt sorry for her

@stienengelaar3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@finallyfinally9317 Same 😔

"Give me your eggs!" - "Then give me your blood!"

Chicken: Deals 1 damage This guy’s hand: has like 29HP

She protecc She attacc But most importantly, She take her egg bacc

That was honestly kinda hilarious

Gloves do help. And this made me laugh so hard. I cried. No joke. 😂😂😂😂

It's no joke. My brother got pecked between the eyes when he was 4 years old. He has a big ass scar 45 years later

You should train it to attack strangers

@waseemraza8748

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

I decided to wear gloves because of a hen like this, so she started aiming her bites at the tender underside above my wrist. I put my gauntlet style welding gloves in the coop and she started launching off the nest into my face! My final solution other than putting her in a casserole was to rake her off the nest with a fishing net and hold her down as I collect her eggs. We renamed her. 'Gator' still has the most frequent broody cycles of any chicken, ever.

You should've worn leather gloves. Now she's got a taste for HUMAN BLOOD!💀

I always got scared they would hurt me but then I was like "Well it's not like she's going to kill me" now I know I was right

she hates you, my hens no matter how broody they are, they just "pretend" to bite me whenever i pick the eggs...

Back in SC we had buff cochins and Rhode island reds. Cochins didn't hurt at all when they pecked you, but our RIR could take skin off or leave pinch bruises... Over time I got used to them all and was like eh every morning when I got the eggs 🤣🤣

....Am I the only one going, "Get Gloves!!"

When my chicken still laid eggs and sometimes got angry when trying to retrieve the eggs, I would put a small, light fluffy towel on her head to keep her calm/distracted while I took the eggs. I wouldn't hold it down forcefully or anything, just let it rest there until she realised what was happening and chucked it off hehe. The indignant look she would give me was hilarious lmao.

I'm sure she is docile just like other Buff Orpingtons if she's not brooding her eggs.

This proves buff orpingtons are the broodiest hens along with cochins.

@UsmanFaraz854

11 ай бұрын

By doing this he might not get ppls intentions to increase subscription, you always have to go beyond limits to earn something lol 😅😅😅❤❤

She's adorable lol, a dedicated mama

I’ve been watching this video over and over again, and I love it😊

I think it's not broody, but she just want to protect her babies.

Guy: Gimme your eggs. Chicken: You could have said Please.

basically that is what HowToBasic is doing in his free time

"They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass !"

@ThePigeonBrain

3 жыл бұрын

Go chicken go!

Jajajaja es tan tierna y adorable como intenta defender sus huevitos

lmao it looked like a cartoon where a magical talking hand does a pov of it trying to take some eggs from a broody hen.

Ahem. Have u ever heard of the worlds greatest invention which saves lives ? " gloves"

He like "GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY EGGS"

that's a perfect golden war machine you got there

"so you have chosen death"

@laitdejabot9890

3 жыл бұрын

With all that vioIence on me would just kick that chicken a, ss but I don’t think that would ever happen because as a human I’m stronger than a small hen and would just prevent the pecking.

@markclint8701

3 жыл бұрын

@@laitdejabot9890 but they will fight back,plus why tf would you do that

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

@@markclint8701 welp hens aren’t like roosters.Roosters fight for dominance

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

@@markclint8701 and he is right tho

@damiancano4511

3 жыл бұрын

@@markclint8701 I wouldn’t do that

She's a beautiful chicken despite being angry. Also say please for the eggs. 😂

When she wrongly punched one egg

She's playing chicken For real.

Man: (Tries to take eggs) Broody Hen: Away devil human, these are mine

haha so cute

Gimme yours eggs!!!!!!gimme those eggs

She is a momma chikhen tho, And she is strong she is just trying to protect her eggs.

Didnt see anything wrong, just a mom protecting her sons

I have a hunch that your Chicken must've been a direct descent of Velociraptor.

The best broody hen ever!🐔

ah yes, tactical attack chicken

She P R O T E C C She A T T A C C But most importantly . . She P E C C

tips: fold your hand over her head so she doesn’t see. You can also hold her neck. Also, just before birds peck they need a few milliseconds to focus their eyes. If you learn to recognise that movement you will always have enough time to withdraw your hand.

“Fine you can have that one.” Lmao

"A hit! A very palpable hit!"

Me, when the gf doesnt order her own french fries and tries to take some of mine.

She protecc She attacc But most importantly She want her egg bacc

Yep, she is no joke. :0 I had a perfectly tame Buff Orphington named Sugar who was slight in build. She went broody one time and her hormones must have been at full blast because she took me by surprise one time and chomped me good. Tore the skin/cuticle above my fingernail down to the nail. Hurt like the blazes and I still have the scar. Sometimes chickens punch with their beaks---usually this is more of a "get away"/"I'm warning you" message---but this was a full, snapping motion blow as hard as she could muster. To give some who may have not been bitten this way before and why the video-maker is like "Ow!", chickens typically reserve this kind of blow for the killing of small rodents or during chicken-v-predator self defense. Chicken necks are like jackhammers: a lot of force (especially if they're throwing their body at you at the same time) all directed into a tiny, hard area (beak). I count myself lucky to have incredibly tame chickens but that outburst from Sugar reminded me that sturdy work gloves are nice when you've got a broody. :) Good video showcasing how broody hens mean business when protecting their clutch (hope you cuts heal!)! :) Edit: I almost want to say that the English line of chickens has lead to some fantastically defensive broody mothers. I've had numerous Sussexes who were very vocal when broody and would pick at me a little (not like Sugar though). Australorps have good chicken-v-chicken defense while protecting a brood but have repeatedly been more mellow towards me.

Hey!! You apologize that poor lady right now! 😭😭😭🤣

Broodiness period is always like this, she try to protect her eggs and future chicks. She is very protective

Man: gimme ur eggz! Hen: THEN U HAVE TO HAVE A SCAR

Imagine someone stealing your child and expect you to stay polite

"fine you can have that one" xD awe man i love chickens

Bro pay respect for the eggs

I trick mine with one hand while I do the business with the other

Chicken be like when the man gets her eggs, "Congratulations you passed the challenge!"

If only I could do this 😂 I just had to let one of my girls have her own chicks

chicken: hey stop trying to take my eggs idot him: gimme those eggs and stop pecking me I'm not a bowl of water!!!!

Butter here is our buff Orpington German broody attack chicken

that hen was speechless

She was hiding like 8 under there! 😂

This is why I wear gloves when grabbing eggs lol, they make it way easier

I totally lost it when he FINALLY GOT THE EGG 🥚 AND SHE JUST GO'S LIKE NOPE MINE! MY PREACHUSE!!! (Can't spell lol)

Typical behaviour of: No matter how much it hurts, I will reach my goal!

She's so cute. She was able to keep one eggie so I think she won.

She made your hand bleed 🩸. Mother defending babies.

Omg you are bleeding😂😂😂😂 great mom chicken very protective 🙏🙏🙏

Aw I miss our chickens )): especially her XD

Leaving her one was the smart move!

That Broody Chicken Tyrannosaurus Rex, gets pretty angry when you mess with her, when she's trying to lay her Eggs. 🐔🦖

You got clucked up. 🤣

"fine you can have that one" i can't stop laughing lol