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@deswoods278

4 жыл бұрын

Deerstalker Pictures I feel personally attacked, those people shouldn’t have been so nosy and they might have lived!

@iamthe12th

4 жыл бұрын

Then the guards show up.

@ulrik5164

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamthe12th Then the King himself shows up.

@thenecrodancer4833

4 жыл бұрын

@@ulrik5164 Then the King's court mage shows up

@ulrik5164

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenecrodancer4833 Then God arrives and ends up on top of the pile of dead bodies...

..."are we the bad guys?" I feel like this is something every DnD group asks themselves.

@andsoooo

4 жыл бұрын

I just play chaotic neutral characters that basically go with the canned response of "Eh, whatever."

@user-cl3ny5sc5f

4 жыл бұрын

And you, as a DM, are trying to shove them back to heroes. Save the world.

@mkhoirulfatikhin8768

4 жыл бұрын

you need this question pops up in the players mind after they massacre the kings army and finally meet the "evil" king....

@raznaak

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for the text wall, but this is a nice story, I romise. I play Alternity with my friends, it's a somewhat realistic sci-fi RPG set in our universe's future, relatively simple (except with group battles with more than 15 people or space battles with more than 5 ships, these are a chore and last at LEAST two games...) and in the campaign we are playing right now we are explorer of a newly discovered quadrant of the galaxy in the year 2326, a little bit like Star Trek. We have the biggest medium ship, with a crew of about 300, and quite loaded with armament for a vessel of our size class, since we never know what we can encounter. There are six playable races, all in the Terran Federation, and our biggest ennemies are the Neo-Terrans, basically space nazis that consider every other races at best like slaves. Since we have a lot of crew, so we can have at least a character in most situations, would it be in the ship or on the ground, most of us play multiple characters. Two of the five players play two characters (I play the captain of the ship, Captain Saendra Steele, and a psion tech that mainly use the experimental psionic translation machine to communicate with the new races; and the other play the Computer Officer and a sniper), one play three characters (the pilot who can't go on the ground, a Sergeant and an Explorer who is also a spy for the Federation), and the two new players play only one character (one plays the Weapons technician who also is a combattant, think like a Tech-priest from Warhammer 40k, and the other plays a soldier). My captain is VERY good at what she does, she is charismatic AF, and is a master tactician. But she has the flaw Medium Temper - Orders, which means that if anybody doesn't comply to her orders --even by mistake-- she fly into a rage and gets HUGE malus to all her checks and make terrible decisions until the order is complied, the person dies or enough time passes. We encountered a new race, the Dwervo, which are mouthless dwarves living on an irradiated planet because they got into a nuclear war, and most of the population is scattered in underground bunkers. There is still one major city, which is under a dome. Since the city is well defended, we explore a bit and encounter some Dwervo, and we got escorted into the city. In the city, my psion make an amazing perception check, and detects that some of the Dwervo tech are in fact from the Neo-Terrans, and that we're in deep shit. The governor greets us in his palace, thinking we're from Neo-Terra, and the Captain don't deny him since otherwise our twenty-some party would get annihilated, we try to cut the conversation short and GTFO, but suddenly a Neo-Terran advisor enters the room. Before anybody could react, my psion basically use a jedi mind-trick to get him go back and not see us, but it only last one hour. We GTFO and return to the ship. As we get to the ship, a Neo-Terran destroyer suddenly appears (small ship with BIG guns), and we engage it. Meanwhile, the advisor return to his senses and there are volleys after volleys of missiles coming from the dome. We somehow manage to destroy the destroyer, dodge or destroy most of the missiles, but get massive damage to the ship. Suddenly, a nuclear missile gets launched, and some of the crew, including a player (he left the game since) try to escape by hijacking a gunship (they fail), and at the same time the pilot makes a crit fail check, meaning he gets us not into the course the captain planned. The flaw kicks in, and after the nuclear missile gets destroyed, the captain sees red and wants revenge on the Dwervo. She orders a pass over the city and a full bombardment from ALL our guns. Since we are massively damaged, most of the shots misses, but a shot from a medium gun makes an ordinary hit and destroys a building. Normally, the captain would understand that a hit with one of the big guns would be devastating and against basically all laws of war, but you know, she's in a rage. She orders ANOTHER volley, and then luckily (or unluckily...) ALL of our gun hit amazingly (think of a critical hit), almost max damage. The city is razed. In its place, there is a smouldering caldera of slag and melted concrete, with a fine mist from the vaporized Dwervo living here. A true and total genocide. The realization sinks it, she gets out of her rage, and since we're out of danger she orders to deploy every ressources to rescue all Dwervo we can from the wreck. We get to save a few hundred from the 39 thousands that lived in the dome... Shit. The captain levels up and put a few ranks in Law - Court procedures, since she knows what's coming. A week later, the follow-up fleet comes in system (we are one of the vanguard, and when we discover a new civilisation and make first contact, we ask a fleet to come make a permanent outpost to get the planet into the Federation, or colonize if it's a virgin planet (or help us if it's a warmongering dangerous species)), the admiral of the fleet then detains the captain and court-martial her. The captain has a good perk that I don't get to use often, she has a powerful ally that I can ask favours from (with drawbacks afterwards), her lore is that she's the heir of a trillionaire mega-conglomerate oligarch, and she ask for the best lawyer possible in the short notice she has. Somehow (and with multiple amazing (critically good) checks and a few last resorts (destiny points or whatnot)), we convinced the court that it was not TECHNICALLY a genocide, since it was during a war and that they were allies of our mortal ennemies, and multiple experts determined that the Dwervo population left on the planet was enough for continued survival, and all our efforts after the act amounted for enough to count for something. She got out of court not only free, but still with the captaincy of the ship, albeit with an advisor selected by the Federation (the advisor is also an employee of Papa Steele to check on her) to prevent further problems (the advisor turned out to be a traitor working for Neo-Terra, but that's another story). I got out of an execution for a war crime because it was TECHNICALLY not a genocide, and with a LOT of luck. I was lucky to keep my character, I was prepared to make another one... Oh, and she killed a few scientists prisoners from a prior planet working for a Theocratic tyrant because she was --again-- in an almost berserk rage after the tyrant launched a nuclear assault on all his ennemies (the other nations we allied with). And quite a few other murders, never one of the crew though, she still has morals... Except the traitor, who got a new breathing hole in the forehead after she betrayed us and almost killed us all. Yeah, the captain is not a good girl... She's mellowed a bit afterwards because she realized she was going on the wrong path, but she has a bloody trail behind her...

@user-cl3ny5sc5f

4 жыл бұрын

@@raznaak - What is your superpower? - I have a lot of money.

This is just classic D&D trying to solve a problem only leads to the body count growing higher

@thesultryhippo9184

4 жыл бұрын

jevan king That's exactly what this is

@belgarath6388

4 жыл бұрын

That's the way my current party solves our problems, we can basicly be tracked by the bodies we leave behind. Well we are an evil party so that can be expected.

@bradmolyneaux5883

4 жыл бұрын

This is almost a red dead redemption 2 video

@lorgariiix

4 жыл бұрын

So true, love this depiction

@thefalloutphoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@bradmolyneaux5883 exactly

Her holding that white cat while she describes how she is murdering everyone makes me think she is a super villain haha

The baby in the crowd having the DMs face had me rolling

@chirpbirds924

Жыл бұрын

wow sad

@rolfs2165

5 ай бұрын

Perception check?

You know you messed up if Nixie is the one questioning the party’s morality.

@Spetulhu

4 жыл бұрын

I think someone even made a motivational poster about that. Character Development: When the pyromaniac sorcerer with delusions of grandeur has become the "Voice of reason" in the party, you might be doing it wrong.

@cult_maiden

4 жыл бұрын

IMHO it just increases the level of absurdity :)

@saravanandilip7907

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that it is for sure!

@edi9892

6 ай бұрын

I know a psychopath who told his wife to calm the F down! She was abusive to her daughter and was even worse to animals to the point that she maimed and killed them.... The irony was that of this generation, the psychopath was the only _normal_ person within the family whereas the others were all damaged beyond repair by their war time experiences...

As another GM I feel physical pain at this. This happens so often. I once threw in orphans just to see if I could get them to stop. They did not.

@wolves600

4 жыл бұрын

throw in a shape shifted dragon

@jackielinde7568

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, we DM's are known for holding family hostage and then killing them off. Did you send their kin to see what all of the commotion was about? It's only fair to stick to the script.

@nessa-parmentier

4 жыл бұрын

Last time i've seen this i was a player and absolutely disagreed with what my team had done. The GM was feeling the same way and i managed to get them to face justice, because they couldn't handle my paladin in a fight. It was great to play, but disbanded the group so...

@bradmolyneaux5883

4 жыл бұрын

@@nessa-parmentier when you are playing with fantasy psychopaths you are better off finding people closer to your disposition. My gf and I wouldn't tolerate that shit either. There are other things that would set me right off, fantasy or not, I don't care if it's pretend.

@insaincaldo

4 жыл бұрын

@@nessa-parmentier I know your plight, though my paladin at the time was intended to fall. The other players just really could not wait to go full murder hobo and that was never the intention.

One of the best things about D&D is getting to see the NICEST people in real-life take on terrifying, psychotic personae in-game! My wife's gnome druid scares me...

@cjdziesiuta1995

Жыл бұрын

Good.

@lordpuki1375

Жыл бұрын

When I first read this comment I thought it said INCEST people...

@blaynegreiner9365

Жыл бұрын

​@@lordpuki1375 Ohh myyy

@lordpuki1375

Жыл бұрын

@@blaynegreiner9365 is it wrong that I read that in George Takei 's voice?

@hungariangiraffe6361

Жыл бұрын

@@lordpuki1375 fun fact: puki is a childish word for fart in Hungarian.

5:32 "Band of Tabaxi orphans" They literally killed kittens in this killing spree.

@SH-qs7ee

2 жыл бұрын

So found more than one way to skin a cat

@nikmenn2751

Жыл бұрын

@@SH-qs7ee We need next iteration of Evandra to wield a Katzbalger in off-hand, because it can be translated from German as cat-flayer.

“She’s four years old, has arthritis and can’t feed herself.” Just...I can’t process this damn channel, I’m always dying on the floor.

@edwardnotyourconcern6519

4 жыл бұрын

Aint that the truth.

@justaride7444

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he said "... can't beat herself." :)

@imnotsupposedtobehere2692

4 жыл бұрын

Just aRide HOLY CRAP IF THATS WHAT HE SAID THATS EVEN BETTER

@kendalldrury8156

4 жыл бұрын

@@justaride7444 it was Feed......

@justaride7444

4 жыл бұрын

@@kendalldrury8156 Aww, how boring. Are you sure? I honestly think "beat" makes for better comedy. I really struggle to see why the (imagined, but stilll) famished daughter of a dieing armless man would make the while crew burst out in laughter. That's just cruel.

I like how she's petting the cat describing her resolution to the dilemma.

@LrdTndra

4 жыл бұрын

I know she's not, but it sort of looks in some frames like she's maniacally choking her cat too. Is weird.

@commonviewer2488

4 жыл бұрын

As a proper villain should

@hariszark7396

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the evil one in Inspector Gadget......😉

@Abxiximab

4 жыл бұрын

Also a really amazing and rare odd-eyed cat. I want this cat to play a bigger role in future episodes...

@enderpup9289

4 жыл бұрын

Michael R cute cat

"Murder! Theft! Necrophilia!" Just got me in xD

@tarbosh917

3 жыл бұрын

Really that guy had it coming. Why would you make it clear that your intent is to rat out the murders/thieves/necrophiliacs when they're right in front of you.

The tiefling is one of the most adorkable characters ever.

@enzocrespin5806

3 жыл бұрын

IKR. She looks like a goofy, pyromaniac version of Mina Ashido from MHA

@thaeros

Жыл бұрын

not 100% sure she is tiefling what make me think she is is her tail and horms but i don't remember if the fire genasis ( half fire elemental ( we call them genasis in my country)) have horns and tail... i don't think so if my memory is good only tiefling have these because of their demonic blood! ( i HAD played D&D but that NEVER was my main PnP ( that is agone in first, shadowrun in second and wherewolf in third)!

@fisch37

Жыл бұрын

​@@thaerosFire Genasi are not shown with horns or a tail in MMM

@thaeros

Жыл бұрын

@@fisch37 that was what i was thinking only tiefling have them (horns an tails) right? if my memory is good genasi only have "colors" ( for exemple more redish heirs and eyes for fire genasi and blue for water right?).

@fisch37

Жыл бұрын

@@thaeros They also have some other stuff in the artwork, but the best tell is the colour, yes.

I swear if they had a necromancer in the group he would be having a freakin field day.

@hobbesgoblin2691

4 жыл бұрын

Not enough gold

@fanaticbogey

4 жыл бұрын

And now introducing the fourth member of the murderhobos- Reanimus the Black! Sup meatbags? How about we raise the dead then raise the roof!

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

HAH-

@zearcjustice7837

4 жыл бұрын

i laugh so hard that my stomach hurt so bad HAHAHAHHAH

@shinobidaniel_12

3 жыл бұрын

Or a druid

"You shouldn't have burned your spell slots making smores" "I was hungry!" Had me rolling!

@RijackiTorment

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that a perfectly valid reason to burn fire spells.

@zenogias01

4 жыл бұрын

Cantrips, Nixie! You can use them as many times as you want now! Though, admittedly, nothing toast a smore like Burning Hands . . .

@giselledsouza4073

4 жыл бұрын

@@zenogias01 you're giving me the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

@garoutail

4 жыл бұрын

@@giselledsouza4073 But Carrrll!!!

@TheMariusDarkwolf

4 жыл бұрын

I was hungry, don't judge me

"2 silver for an apple is highway robbery!" "No.... What you did to him is highway robbery." That got me.

@Seeric85

2 жыл бұрын

If the silver pieces are made of silver, that would be extremely pricey. Could probably buy a goat for that.

@VivaLaDnDLogs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seeric85 does anyone actually use copper pieces?

@Seeric85

2 жыл бұрын

@@VivaLaDnDLogs Big gripe about D&D for me was always that one silver piece is 10 copper pieces. Should be a hundred, and a copper piece should be roughly the equivalent of a dollar. A silver coin is a coin made of silver. That's big boy money for peasants. A copper piece should get you a few apples. Room and board at a fancy inn for one night should be a silver piece. That includes stabling and feeding your horse, dinner and breakfast.

@christianstachl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seeric85 Exactly my thought. It was always bugging me. 50 gold reward here, 100 gold loot there. I'm just creating my first adventure for my group and i'll do it somewhat like you said. It just makes more sense, why even have copper and silver when everyone has loads of gold?

@Regina316

2 жыл бұрын

@@christianstachl Maybe gold and silver are not quite as rarely found over there?

"Don't look that way, and hear what I have to say." A true bard if ever there was one.

DM. "You have a problem to solve." The Party. "How can we make violence the solution?"

@topogigio7031

4 жыл бұрын

Your DM doubles as a babysitter? Neat

@asdfg2560

4 жыл бұрын

Listen if violence is not the solution then you’re clearly not using enough.

@bragnir

3 жыл бұрын

@@asdfg2560 Problem: mosquito on your ballsack. Solution: Apply violence, or more violence? Result: a world of pain.

@JDLambright

3 жыл бұрын

Fireball. The answer is always Fireball.

@marvinschroeder9439

3 жыл бұрын

violence is not the answer. it is the question and the answer is "yes" xD

“Are we the bad guys?” AWH NIXIE HONEY

@benjaythewhite

4 жыл бұрын

“Aw honey...... Yes, yes you are.”

@Wyeith_

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaythewhite ​Just because you're the bad guys, doesn't make you Bad guys?... No?... Anyone?... Ok... tosses peasant's dismembered arm into ditch and begins to cover it

@ptonpc

4 жыл бұрын

You know you're the bad guy when even Nixie asks if you're the bad guy.

@Galacticat42

4 жыл бұрын

Surprised they didn't make the reference "Are we the baddies?"

@giin97

4 жыл бұрын

@@Galacticat42 I'm sure that's exactly what they were going for.

As the great Kenpachi once said, "if you are using violence and you still have a problem, then you are simply not using enough of it."

The spit spraying forth from the mouth as he screams "there is MISCHIEF on your road!" is absolute perfection. Nice touch, kudos to Elliot Ryan!

"Oh no. He'th havin' a harth attack." feigned Nixie.

Spontaneous "Combusken." Nixie, 2020

@Micras08

4 жыл бұрын

haha idd... Is it a character choice for Nixie to have a lisp or is it due to the fake teeth? :P Either way no worries, just always found it somewhat weird seeing as the player herself has no lisp ^^

@mech0p

4 жыл бұрын

@@Micras08 Thats what I was trying to figure out. Either way its adorable lol

@Micras08

4 жыл бұрын

@@mech0p For sure :)

2:45 I like how they just instantly scatter when Nixie tries to cast something..

This is exactly what a BG3 Dark Urge playthrough is like.

When the Chaotic Evil character asks if they're the bad guys...

@rommdan2716

4 жыл бұрын

*Chaotic Neutral

@The_Evening_Sun

4 жыл бұрын

@arnold jayeola you can have self aware chaotic evil characters that are just so morally bankrupt that they don't care

@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7

4 жыл бұрын

A C “Morally bankrupt”, so morality exists. You sound like a boring old Lawful Good.

@The_Evening_Sun

4 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 just cause I believe in morality doesn't mean I follow it strictly. I'm offended you would associate with those uptight knaves, good sir.

Leave it to D&D for a character to be so thoroughly unathletic that they are unable to move a body, and yet strong enough to rip it apart with their bare hands lol

@Rathkryn

4 жыл бұрын

@DreamPioneer12777 Pretty much any level 1 character (other than a barbarian who is raging) can be one shot. That being said, it only takes 300 experience in 5e to get to level 2. It shouldn't take _too_ many jobs before you level up. 😂😂 Fun fact, in 2nd Edition wizards had a 1d4 hit die and had to roll for their starting hit points. So a level 1 wizard could potentially have ONE hitpoint.

@costinpatru5450

4 жыл бұрын

@DreamPioneer12777 So Lawful Evil is better?

@macromicro1715

4 жыл бұрын

@@costinpatru5450 Always

@macromicro1715

4 жыл бұрын

@@costinpatru5450 Always

@dracophoenixttv

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rathkryn that depends if the game isn't milestone though. But if he did some missions he should level up.

"Spontaneous combu-fft-ion?" Man, Nixie is so adorable.

5:06 I love the way that the cat just stared directly at the camera as she described how she killed the peasant and by the end, even the cat was looking down wondering if that was a bit much XD I love this series!

That baby will be in my nightmares. Thank you.

@deerstalkerpictures

4 жыл бұрын

In an earlier version of the script I had the baby breastfeeding. And just... No. No no no no no no no no.

@pallasproserpina4118

4 жыл бұрын

Deerstalker Pictures Oh gods. Thank you for sparing us.

@soinelle85

4 жыл бұрын

@@deerstalkerpictures LMAO, I just pictured that now. Would have fell out of the chair wheezing not expecting that.

@Blizz3112

4 жыл бұрын

Its fine... its dead now... :-P

"Oh no, he's had a heart attack!" That delivery made me lose it xD

@grahamsmallwood

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite line in the whole series. She's just committed to the plan.

@shalonsmith1337

3 жыл бұрын

It was adorable 😍

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

Wha..

So the DM said, "let's have this character eat an apple, it'll make her look like more of an asshole." Bloody excellent work!

@madquest8

Жыл бұрын

D&D Sins.

5:38 nixie dropping the mouthful of apple was adorable.

"It's good! In fact, it's so good, you attract even more people to the crowd." Now, THIS is what a DM looks like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@keeper21br

4 жыл бұрын

I love doing this kind of thing as a DM. Once, one of the PCs climbed over a table, and I demanded a Constitution check. He rolled high. I announced “the table collapses. Roll acrobatics”. 😁

@maurocimino4936

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how skill checks work. If a player rolls to do something, the dice tells you how well it goes, an excellent roll means good power and finesse, not brute power. If I roll to jump a fence and I score a 20 you can't tell me "you jumped so high you broke a leg when you reach the floor"

@vamphunterx

4 жыл бұрын

This is what I call DM fuckery. Using good & unrelated rolls to screw your players over will not work out well for keeping players. It is annoying.

@vamphunterx

4 жыл бұрын

@@keeper21br Why a constitution check? Why not an athletics or strength cehck?

@keeper21br

4 жыл бұрын

vamphunterx First of all, we weren’t playing D&D, but a different system. I just “translated” it to D&D terms. Second, we all had a good laugh out of it, the player included. We had fun. That’s the whole purpose of the game. But maybe you’re right, a strength check might have been more appropriate for the situation.

Remember kids. Don't kill someone on a well travelled road

@thedoomofred5174

4 жыл бұрын

Or if you do run off of the road a distance

@thesultryhippo9184

4 жыл бұрын

Or if you do have the bard make the deception

@ForestFairy

4 жыл бұрын

I love how it's said by Yuno Gasai

@ImxAdon

4 жыл бұрын

Correct

@roseclouds5838

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you have a bard then it’s a street performance!

All parties have that moment where they turn and ask themselves, "are we the bad guys?" I find it hilarious.

@manonmarchand3444

4 жыл бұрын

not all... One "Chaotic good" elf ended up leading the group I was DMing into a town-razing massacre... and when a God came down and asked them why, the collective answer was no better than Evandra's "he asked two silver for an Apple!"...

@rogerjohnson2793

3 жыл бұрын

Razing a town isnt chaotic good. Your party should probably role play realistic to their alignment choice

@tonys6688

3 жыл бұрын

@@manonmarchand3444 I'm pretty strict in enforcing alignment shifts with my group. If a "Good" or "Neutral" character murders an innocent person, intentionally and knowingly, then I will change their alignment to evil. If they lose class features because of that, that's their fault. :3

@demonkingbadger6689

3 жыл бұрын

And then you finish flaying the dwarf for information and you move on.

@Regina316

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonys6688 Unless they were lying to themselves, right? The goody-two-shoes types are *so* good at believing they're doing the right thing! ;D

Me: "Oh damn, she's really attractive" Also me: "Oh damn, she is now holding a cat and vividly describing how to murder people in a grotesque way...She's a fucking James bond Villain!"

@lucifers.morningstar3805

2 жыл бұрын

A gorgeous James Bond villain.

@MikeTrieu

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 Most women a-fucking James Bond usually are.

@selftando3093

Жыл бұрын

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 I AGREE 💯👍

@cjdziesiuta1995

Жыл бұрын

Oh, no now she's HOTTE4

@richardashendale922

Жыл бұрын

Idk. She looks average to me. The thumbnail is an exceptionally good angle for her but generally her jaw-line appears too broad and makes her face appear... bulky.

Once you go down the murderhobo rabbit hole you can't come back, there has to be no witnesses

@Grimbago

4 жыл бұрын

As wise man once said, "As far as there are no witnesses, this is stealth"

@joshuaknight6551

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grimbago a chicken has witnessed your crime

@PoochieCollins

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaknight6551 : "let's KFC that bitch!"

"And then she beat him to death with his own skull!" "I didn't think that was physically possible"

@cobra6481

4 жыл бұрын

"This... doesn't... seem... physically... possible..." -Jimmy

@SH-qs7ee

3 жыл бұрын

That depends on the person; he could be a skull collector

@orion1anon859

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

@solarchos8821

2 жыл бұрын

"THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!! Blaaaarg."

@avarielblackwing6613

Жыл бұрын

omg, now I have to watch 13 seasons of Red vs. Blue all over again... 😆

As someone who grew up playing the pen and paper D&D in the 80s; this really encapsulates and illustrates what D&D is really all about: character role playing and creative, out-of-the-box problem-solving and having a blast with your friends in doing so!

Человек делающий субтитры на русском, отдельное спасибо, благодаря тебе имею возможность смотреть этот шедевр. (Май инглиш из бед... из бед и мучений)

@vit.2882

6 ай бұрын

The man making russian subtitles, big thanks to you. Because of you I have an opportunity to watch this masterpiece. (My English is bad... made from woes and suffer)(The last part is untranslatable pun)

Nixie: *Fireballs everything without regard to the consequences* Evandra: *Literally kills over 30 peasants and is happy with herself* Antrius: *Is literally just trying to be a bro and keep the party out of trouble* Antrius is the only good guy in this party XD

@Grangelzz

4 жыл бұрын

just waiting for the episode where he fucks someone that will be really bad for the party

@llKirosll

4 жыл бұрын

for now

@Lucas-rz3vl

4 жыл бұрын

I mean staying with and supporting the actions of the other two definitely makes you evil by proxy lmao

@rafaelplugge3214

4 жыл бұрын

Antrius is Neutral Good, being dragged down into Neutral territory

@cr4zyj4ck

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-rz3vl He's neutral - wants to be somewhat good, but his party of 3 is himself and 2 smoking hot babes who also happen to have his wandering lifestyle. He doesn't want that ride to end, but he is in over his head at this point and since the ladies just murdered loads of innocent people while he stood by and watched he is now an outlaw in those lands as well.

Oh no, we have a Murderhobo in the party. Oh no Now, Evandra. If you aren't already, change your alignment to Chaotic Evil.

@none-of-your-busi-ness

4 жыл бұрын

oh no, she's a classic chaotic neutral if I've ever seen one!

@nyarlathotep-thecrawlingch6335

4 жыл бұрын

No, it would be Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil and Chaotic Neutral will follow laws if they feel like it!

@jackielinde7568

4 жыл бұрын

Well, if you remember the episode where they were trying to sneak into the King's Garden, Nixie was more than prepared to roast a guard to get by him. I think the only one who can claim not to be a murder hobo is Artrius. He's the only one who hasn't killed someone yet? (But he did seduce the BBEG in Roll to Seduce.)

@Rathkryn

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackielinde7568 Nixie had a reason to kill _one_ guard. She wanted to get the mission done. Evandra just didn't want to pay 2 silver for an apple so murdered dozens of people.

@jackielinde7568

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rathkryn And the tavern she burned down? I'm assuming the death count was more than the party, their quest giver NPC and the barmaid NPC. I say the only one without direct blood on his hands is the bard.

"So what did you do today?" "Oh, you know, genocide, theft, the usual."

@cjnf11

3 жыл бұрын

- What do you call it when you kill someone to get all their stuff? - Adventuring. (Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin)

“Oh no! He’s had a heart attack!” Made me cackle

Okay, I expected Evandra to be somewhere along Neutral Good, with Nixie being the murder hobo but this outcome is even more (bloody brutal...) and hilarious and Antrius at 4:59 is such a mood. Absolutely adore the slutty gorgeous hair man.

@ouroboros_1355

4 жыл бұрын

twiggu can’t say I’m unhappy about her alignment revelation, I do like her character a lot more now 😂

@moonriverbaby4108

4 жыл бұрын

Ouroboros_13 Nixie use to be my favorite. Now she’s tied with Evandra. Im glad they did this!

@ouroboros_1355

4 жыл бұрын

Moon River Baby let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Nixie is still my favorite, I just have a newfound love for evandra

@Femaiden

4 жыл бұрын

you just "assume" the tiefling would be the bad one? you are racist. . .

@ouroboros_1355

4 жыл бұрын

IcedFate I meanshe does like to fireball at a guard just doing their job, and loving how a family got killed in a fire 😂

"So are we the baddies?" "I mean we have skulls on our hats"

@waves_under_stars

4 жыл бұрын

"pirates are fun" "I didn't say we weren't fun, but fun or not, pirates are still the baddies."

@RamRam.720

4 жыл бұрын

"The skulls show the barest of the human form, that everyone underneath is the same, also it's rad as hell" -Malcador, probably

@SH-qs7ee

4 жыл бұрын

You're not the baddies; if these people were good, they would all be at church, praying... for your evil souls

@arqueiroXD

4 жыл бұрын

Well in overlord there is a guy that wears the skull of children. And he has not a evil alignment.

@SH-qs7ee

4 жыл бұрын

@@arqueiroXD Hell, Warhammer and 40k both use skull icons quite frequently on the good guys

"ive never seen a man stabbed with another man" i simply have to try this sometime.

YOUR HEIGNESS, YOUR HEIGNESS, THERE IS MISCHIEF ON YOUR ROAD! 3:21

I'm impressed by Nixie eating/biting that apple with those fake teeth.

@suzieanimates4392

3 жыл бұрын

Blair Bird depends how good there applied

@CorelianClips

3 жыл бұрын

Who Said those are fake?

@carlflaherty2215

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorelianClips, Nixie is the real person, Nicole is the RPG character.

@gchnookums4951

3 жыл бұрын

Probably just took them off for that scene I think...

@alexanderzhmurov9624

2 жыл бұрын

That's why we love tieflings!!

"And I beat him with the soggy end of his own leg!" "I thought you were a cleric!" "What, its not a blade, so..."

@Dustywitch

4 жыл бұрын

Wait to you have the warrior do it who also possesses Greater Cleave and rolls a nat 20. I've seen out happen! The group was fighting kobals and the warrior picked one up and used it as a weapon!

@bretsheeley4034

4 жыл бұрын

GM: "Wait... You took an Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat slot for dismembered limbs?" Player: "Well, if a situation comes up enough in-game, when the next time leveling rolls around, you adjust."

@TheMariusDarkwolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@bretsheeley4034 that's my hexblade. He even tried to get the dm to let him make some dragonborns left arm his pact weapon. The stupidly funny part is a hexblade is always proficient with their pact weapon

1:07 Y’know, I’m not even gonna say anything. This image just speaks for itself.

You know it’s bad when the tiefling is asking if their the bad guys🤣

Right. Evandra is officially Chaotic Evil.

@Adventuriseable

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, nah, totally Lawful Good. Those people were all evil. For sure.

@BloodyBay

4 жыл бұрын

Let's meet in the middle and say that she's True Neutral (with heavy Chaotic Evil tendencies). ;-)

“I’ve never seen a man be stabbed with another man.” “I really out did myself!” Just glorious. Simply glorious.

@alledzebu1975

4 жыл бұрын

For some reason, that dialog reminds me a lot of "llamas with hats"...

@wumpusrat

4 жыл бұрын

"Then (Ninja) Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy." kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4uMq7ykYs66e7Q.html :)

@smithyMcjoe

3 жыл бұрын

Ninja Brian?

@suspiciouscheese4518

3 жыл бұрын

You’re missing the “Yeah I didn’t think I could top that, but then that band of Tabaxi orphans came along.”

@jeckjeck3119

3 жыл бұрын

''a man be stabbed with another man'' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3:16 Pure. Gold. I expected him to run off after declaring the king would hear of it, but no, he just starts screaming for the king right there. 😂😂😂 I am crying, I've re-watched it five times help

"Can someone give me a hand?" his arm plops down "oohh..." I just found this channel and all I can say is, where have you been all my life. This has to be the funniest group ever and is pretty much the epitome of just about every D&D group ever, please never stop and never change rofl.

The one time Nixie's fireball would save the day and she can't cast it. Priceless. 😂🤣

"Oh no, he's had a heart attack" is the *_GREATEST_* deception ever! I'm using that in every game I play in now when I have to try a deceive 😁😁😁

@Uriel238

3 жыл бұрын

During much of the middle ages, _he just... died._ was plausible. We barely had basic medicine, let alone awareness of things like CPR or first aid, and peasants were _gathered unto God_ routinely in their thirties of _natural causes._ Of course, an open stab wound or a missing limb might belie the cause of his death.

@n0wheregrrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Uriel238 Perhaps, but D&D fantasy worlds aren't really the middle ages. In general, they can be a bit anachronistic to begin with, but the presence of such common and powerful magic completely changes things, as magic is in many ways a much more potent technology than any kind of modern technology. For example, just compare any modern transportation method to, say, a teleport spell ... or for mass transit, teleportation circles. And as for medicine? No modern medicine in the world can even begin to compete with what D&D healing magic can accomplish. Even if it isn't as commonly available to average people as modern devices are today, magic is such a ridiculous game-changer that it completely reshapes the limits of what's possible.

@Skullmiser

2 жыл бұрын

Not even a baby was gullible enough.

@curselifter4102

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me of a player, on an adventure of a friend of mine, who had take part on a murder attempt of a NPC - putting fire on his tent. No one has seen what the party did. Later, on the same session, they abruptly come across with the same NPC, quite alive, and his group. Then the player casually asked: “Shouldn’t you be dead”?

@nikmenn2751

Жыл бұрын

@@Uriel238 Actually, good age to die of natural causes was nearly 0-8 years and the ones who survive will envy the dead.

"In for a Penny, in for a Pound" - because if you're gonna commit Major Acts of Evil, may as well have your only witnesses be the Gods

May the algorithm look kindly upon this humble offer of likes and comments

Fun story: I ALMOST won over an NPC who justifiably didn't like adventurers last session, by telling him that in the village where my character grew up we actually called adventurers murderhobos He seemed to approve

@gerardmontgomery280

4 жыл бұрын

"I just can't think of anything good about a skull"

@TheMariusDarkwolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerardmontgomery280 it makes a wonderful chalice or ashtray

5:39 that slight look of disappointment in Nixie's face when she accidentally spat out the apple she was chewing after Evandra hit her is just too adorable

Love the way Evendra stare and describe the awfull bloodbath while caressing quietly the cat hahaha

@2:13 yep, I feel that. Player asks if they should roll damage and the DM just says "Na, I know your base."

From this day forth whenever I disagree with anyone I will proclaim "your highness, your highness, there is mischief on the road"

*Nixie:* Are we the bad guys? *Everyone:* Awwww, sweetheart.....yeah....you really are.

This is brilliant. I especially liked how all the NPC's had the DMs face, even the baby!

GM in video: *confused of players choices* Me as GM: *laughs sadistically*

"Are we the bad guys?" Cant stop laughing.

"Are we the bad guys?" Yes. Yes you are. And I can just hear those magic words, "I was just playing my alignment!"

@blaynegreiner9365

Жыл бұрын

The tagline of Chaotic Neutral players everywhere!

Thanks to larian I have discovered this world of DnD and found your channel and now I am hooked in 2023 loving your older videos.

I'm rewatching this whole series and I've forgotten just how good this one is. It's absolutely perfect with incredible delivery. All of you rolled a Nat 20 on Performance.

I can’t believe they didn’t fall for such a brilliant lie.

I refuse to believe that Nixie isn't packing the _fire bolt_ or _create bonfire_ cantrips.

@gavinclark6891

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Galvan how else did they light on fire?

@bigredwolf6

4 жыл бұрын

Well she did use all her slots for s’mores...

@flamenami

4 жыл бұрын

bigredwolf6 cantrips can be used infinitely.

@jindo5

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamenami And she somehow managed to exhaust her infinite supply of Cantrips. Like she said, she was hungry.

@someotherworldlybeing3167

3 жыл бұрын

Jindo5 Her desire for marshmallows and using fire is enough to exhaust cantrips

Man, I just love Nicole and her character Nixie. ❤️

Something disturbingly similar happened in my last campaign when we killed a small group of bandits on a busy road and due to a misunderstanding when explaining what happened we had to kill like 2 dozen people before we could hide the bodies

"I've never seen someone stab a man with another man.." "Yeah, didn't think I could top that. Then that band of tabaxi orphans came along.." me, a person who loves tabaxies: nooo, not the baby kitties!

@bmcbee147

4 жыл бұрын

Not just the men, but the women and children too

I remember a few years back when I was running a campaign with some friends, they were investigating a series of disappearances which turned out to be the work of a mysterious cult of shapeshifters hidden in the sewer system beneath the town. But once the players had figured out the general location of the baddies, they opted for a rather heavy-handed approach, collecting all the oil and alcohol from the surrounding area and dumping it into the sewer which they then set alight, consuming the entire sewer, and by extension the entire town, in a blazing inferno. Good times.

@jamieadams2589

2 жыл бұрын

Then they found out the shapeshifters are fire proof

@Regina316

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamieadams2589 And incredibly angry about having their hideout destroyed. XD Possibly even their temple, since they were a cult.

@jacej355

Жыл бұрын

That works I guess.

@mikejett2733

Жыл бұрын

U are the perfect dm

I wish y'all would do more of these. They are absolutely hilarious and one of a kind comedic genius.

This is the session where the party realize that they're another party's bbeg, isn't it? I do love those moments

It's at this point my DM would be sitting there with his arms crossed and say "welp, you're chaotic evil now"

@HypoLuxor

2 жыл бұрын

Presuming that they have done good things in the past and started out as say chaotic good I would shift them to at least chaotic neutral. If they were chaotic good and they did this to say, a group of lawful evil or chaotic evil bandits and thieves on the road, then that action would be fully justified within their alignment.

@colinsmith1495

2 жыл бұрын

@@HypoLuxor Yeah, but they weren't bandits. It started with a merchant selling apples and continued with random travelers discovering their crime. This is straight up Chaotic Evil. I could MAYBE justify Neutral Evil if they were Neutral already.

@HypoLuxor

2 жыл бұрын

@@colinsmith1495 true, but I think amount and volume matter. I think conversely if you were chaotic evil for years; you need more than just one lawful good act to make you lawful good. This also matters with your class as obviously that would be far more problematic for clerics paladins and Druids. This would require immediate atonement for their transgressions against their deity or suffer the loss of their spells.

@Dilligff

Жыл бұрын

DM consults notes for next weeks encounter and crosses out 'Cult of Necromancers' and replaces it with 'Order of Paladins'.

@blaynegreiner9365

Жыл бұрын

​@@HypoLuxor I mean..this is how everyone plays Chaotic Neutral anyways lol It is to the point where I literally sit down with any prospective players that give me a sheet that says "Chaotic Neutral" on it. Chaotic Neutral raises sooo many red flags because it is interpreted as the, "I can do whatever I want, whenever I want" alignment.

its adorable to see nixie ‘s player get more and more into the game as the series progresses

Absolutely loving this. I have played with and been these characters so many times. So brilliant !!!!

“Are we the bad guys?” Perfectly delivered.

...Does that kitty have two different colored eyes? BEST KITTY EVER!!!

@BloodyBay

4 жыл бұрын

I was just going to say the same thing! I *want* that cat! ^_^

@AspenWolfe

4 жыл бұрын

Love how she details the slaughter plans while petting the cat... just like good villain!

@jack-li7lh

4 жыл бұрын

It's Turkish Van(City in Turkey) cat.

@jack-li7lh

4 жыл бұрын

And there is another cat like it named Angora(also city name in Turkey).It's live in Turkey too.

I was expecting a final "what was your alignment, again? Yeah, forget it, chaotic evil it is"

And I was really expecting, that after she tore the last one's arm out, that the crowd would believe her, that this was all just one big heart attack. XD

2:20 Wow, the DM sure knows how to make a story interesting!

They forgot to ask how much experience they get for killing all of those enemies.

@timwoods2852

4 жыл бұрын

Ahem, yes, *cough cough* "enemies."

@louisjameson7257

4 жыл бұрын

@@timwoods2852 They are enemies, they were not violent or evil enemies, but they were enemies.

@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102

4 жыл бұрын

The peasants were all several levels below any group member. So no XP.

@Tacticslion

4 жыл бұрын

Torsten Seidel “No XP?! That’s highway robbery!”

@Trahloc

4 жыл бұрын

@@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102 There was a noble or two in there from the looks of it. So that's worth something.

“Thpontaneouth Combuthteon?” 🤗 Oh dear lord, my heart...!

🤣🤣 ah herrlich . ich hab seid langem nichtmehr so gelacht ! danke dafür 3:27 the evil smile on her faces ;D 😍

I am long time D&D player and i can't imagine playing D&D without maps and miniatures.

I don't even play D&D.. well i didn't before this series started. So thank you guys i'm having a blast with my friends. Much love from all of us

*takes sip of water “Oh no! He’s had a heart attack!” *water come out my nose

Nixie can "Eat my Apples/burn my body" anytime;)

i love how Eva is the ultimate sadist and the cat on her lap is just vibing XD you guys are awesome and funny!

This character is so cute:"Are we the bad guys." I gonna die from cuteness. It's like watching cat videos. ☺️

@Kenionatus

3 жыл бұрын

Did we watch the same video? 🤣

@UnseenCruelty

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kenionatus Yes. 😁

@demonkingbadger6689

3 жыл бұрын

Well, cats do look adorable and are murder machines, so.

@kingkasdin9767

2 жыл бұрын

They killed kittens, you know

@ArchivedFox

Жыл бұрын

@@demonkingbadger6689 that wasnt a cat... that is what murdered the cats.

Eve describing how she is slaughtering the peasants while stroking lumi cat is peak villian

I haven't laughed this hard and out loud in a long time. Thank you for making my evening better.