MST3K Agent for HARM Montage

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"So HARM stands for Hot And Ready Ma'am."

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  • @strawberrywine42
    @strawberrywine4211 жыл бұрын

    After at least 5 separate viewings of this episode, I still crack up at each and every one of their references to Prince.

  • @hhxichikk

    @hhxichikk

    3 жыл бұрын

    For me its the Blue Blood lines lol.

  • @bluetires12
    @bluetires1215 жыл бұрын

    "So H.A.R.M. stands for 'Hot And Ready, Man!'" I like the little smile she flashes...

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum29 жыл бұрын

    He maintains an appliance --- DAAAA DAAAT DAH DAAAAAAH

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982

    @AllisonDancerChick1982

    9 жыл бұрын

    Exotic locations - BADADADAAAAAA!

  • @sheldoncabrera-miller2357
    @sheldoncabrera-miller235710 жыл бұрын

    MST3K, you are loved and missed.

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus13 жыл бұрын

    "Are you coming or do I swim alone?" "Yes, and yes!"

  • @OttoTorrens
    @OttoTorrens8 жыл бұрын

    "Pops, there's a man givin' the squish squash to the ol' windtube" wow, just wow

  • @specialpatrolgroup92

    @specialpatrolgroup92

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Say, the old top knotch seems to be in flames, old trench!"

  • @hhxichikk

    @hhxichikk

    4 жыл бұрын

    The posh college kids were my favorite

  • @melevolentmaggot
    @melevolentmaggot12 жыл бұрын

    "watch me open the hell out of this door " i almost started crying haha

  • @stevenm88
    @stevenm8812 жыл бұрын

    5 hours of staring at the window finally pays off!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982
    @AllisonDancerChick198210 жыл бұрын

    "It's the running of the Clouseaus." This movie had too many good riffs!!!

  • @joesomenumbers
    @joesomenumbers12 жыл бұрын

    I laughed super hard at "I will not speak until I am all the way in."

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey77688 жыл бұрын

    "Say, the old top not seems to be in flames, old trench"

  • @PirateLordRogan
    @PirateLordRogan13 жыл бұрын

    Pops, there's a man giving the squish squash to the old wind tube!

  • @Tmann26
    @Tmann2610 жыл бұрын

    "I hate the outside, SCREW YOU outside..."

  • @paulabo123
    @paulabo12315 жыл бұрын

    "halten Sie" funny as hell

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse9 жыл бұрын

    Wendell Corey as the boss of h.a.r.m. really WAS a "special needs guest star". A pretty good British actor who had a rather strong taste for the bottle. Which is probably how he ended up in roles like this.

  • @christieperry4361

    @christieperry4361

    6 жыл бұрын

    monkeymouse and he never made the Dewar's profile

  • @Slopmaster

    @Slopmaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@christieperry4361 and never won anything for his wall string art.

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye14 жыл бұрын

    "You lucky trunks! Get ready to giftwrap a beautiful package!" XD This is the best MST montage I've seen yet!

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller58685 жыл бұрын

    Barbara Bouchet rocked it in the 60s. Mark Richman has been in mutiple tv and film projects.

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean14 жыл бұрын

    "This time I WILL see the Great Pumpkin!"

  • @WhatsOnNext
    @WhatsOnNext14 жыл бұрын

    All the prince jokes make me laugh sooo hard.

  • @bobbyclyvvjr
    @bobbyclyvvjr8 жыл бұрын

    Damn you, Shel Silverstein!

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom8 жыл бұрын

    All of the DA DAA DA DAAAAAAA moments! I lose it every time!

  • @silentevil77
    @silentevil7713 жыл бұрын

    He Maintains an Appliance DA DA DA DAAAAAAA

  • @ImBetterthanReligion
    @ImBetterthanReligion12 жыл бұрын

    1:59-2:00 for my favorite line here!!! "Solid balsa wood baby!"

  • @cmarchello
    @cmarchello12 жыл бұрын

    "It's like being chased by your anthropology professor" Indy 4, anyone?

  • @MegaTaylor12345

    @MegaTaylor12345

    7 жыл бұрын

    cmarchello stop or your propeller will grind me to hamburger

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight6129 жыл бұрын

    Heuristic Analogue Rental Meat

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie14 жыл бұрын

    "Let me come over there...Be there in a moment...One second, almost there...okay."

  • @Oodus
    @Oodus15 жыл бұрын

    "Watch me open the hell out of this door."

  • @artsuplou
    @artsuplou9 жыл бұрын

    You knew at the movie's opening credits this episode was bound for greatness!

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie800710 жыл бұрын

    Damn you Shel Silverstein!!! Woo, I lost it XD

  • @djgizmoe
    @djgizmoe12 жыл бұрын

    The judo range...

  • @MigaOhYT
    @MigaOhYT11 жыл бұрын

    "To the Judo Range!"

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse10 жыл бұрын

    The Judo range?! I can't stop laughing!

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982

    @AllisonDancerChick1982

    10 жыл бұрын

    First time I heard that, I said "the judo what?! They have ranges for that?"

  • @s4ujcd

    @s4ujcd

    10 жыл бұрын

    Allison Venezio When I was in the Army, we had different ranges for various activities, not only firing weapons.

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982

    @AllisonDancerChick1982

    10 жыл бұрын

    s4ujcd I figured there had to be ranges for other uses. The judo range has such a nice ring to it though!

  • @iaincowell9747

    @iaincowell9747

    10 жыл бұрын

    s4ujcd The place where Judo is practiced is called a Dojo. Calling it a Judo range is just stupid.

  • @seamusburke639

    @seamusburke639

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Allison Venezio How much room do you need for judo exactly?

  • @codell87
    @codell8712 жыл бұрын

    It's Walt Disney and he's mad!

  • @LoneBong
    @LoneBong9 жыл бұрын

    I'm heading back to the judo range.

  • @wwemagazine

    @wwemagazine

    9 жыл бұрын

    Meet me at the karate rink...

  • @MegaTaylor12345

    @MegaTaylor12345

    7 жыл бұрын

    Go practice your skeet kendo and bring you aikido rifle

  • @quantanglement

    @quantanglement

    5 жыл бұрын

    If not there, the Pilates arena..

  • @leelevingate
    @leelevingate12 жыл бұрын

    Case closed, and, bar open- let's go!

  • @seamusburke639
    @seamusburke6398 жыл бұрын

    2:37 Most sarcastic smile EVER.

  • @andrewdavis5386
    @andrewdavis538611 жыл бұрын

    9:17 "Here's the wind up, and there's the smarm!"

  • @johnnyweissmuller5559
    @johnnyweissmuller55596 жыл бұрын

    "I miss the triangles already."

  • @torgo714
    @torgo71413 жыл бұрын

    Damn it you should have warned me about this one. I spit out most of my lunch with the jokes. Loved the Prince references and the blue blood dialog. Excellent job, really top drawer

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry43615 жыл бұрын

    Dad dad I passed the bar!! And of course, Gotta Dance!!!

  • @MyMelyanna
    @MyMelyanna13 жыл бұрын

    "Yeah, I'm drunk, so what?" lol!

  • @Blyndtyger76

    @Blyndtyger76

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dewar's profile

  • @WhatsOnNext
    @WhatsOnNext14 жыл бұрын

    This is probably one of my fav montages; it's all about the Prince riffs.

  • @aufheben555
    @aufheben55514 жыл бұрын

    "Are you coming, or do I swim alone?" "YES AND YES!"

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom12 жыл бұрын

    Darn, you left out one of the best lines: "All he did in this movie was call the Vienna Archery Assocation?"

  • @SoaringTrumpet
    @SoaringTrumpet13 жыл бұрын

    "Here's the wind-up, and there's the smarm!"

  • @Kiljoy947
    @Kiljoy94714 жыл бұрын

    Watch me open the HELL out of this door.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf11 жыл бұрын

    I miss the triangles already.

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie800710 жыл бұрын

    Well my cat's cradle got outta control so I just pinned it on the wall Bahahahahahaha! XD

  • @rimshot2952
    @rimshot29528 жыл бұрын

    OK, so Prince was an Actor, then Musician, then Jehovah's Witness? Wow, he is talented.

  • @billygarcia9885

    @billygarcia9885

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Rim Shot Was. :(

  • @craiga2002

    @craiga2002

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also a resident of Minneapolis too. (Not sure.)

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood14 жыл бұрын

    SPORE!! Crow: *as Adam* What is YOUR deal?! Mike: Why don'tcha come on over here and lemme work on that zipper?? Servo: He maintains an appliance! DA-DA-DA-DADADAAAAAAA!!! Crow: On the way home, I wanna pick up some CREAM! Crow: *singing* Gotta dance! Servo: Pops, there's a man giving a squish-squash to the old windpipe! Bryon

  • @BooDoug187
    @BooDoug18715 жыл бұрын

    I just need to get my check... BA DA BA DAAAA!

  • @Distantlogicpro
    @Distantlogicpro11 жыл бұрын

    I've literally watched this vid about 300 times, (obsessed much? Maybe.) the full movie 20 times. I've memorized this vid word 4 word and i still laugh at this shit. LOVE MST3K!

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention94967 жыл бұрын

    That is my favorite episode, with Invasion of the Neptune Men being a close second. Everything is spot on in this episode...

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt610 жыл бұрын

    "Case closed, bar open, lets go!"

  • @purpleshamrock17
    @purpleshamrock1714 жыл бұрын

    "Damn you, Shel Silverstein!" 1:51-1:56 haha, that is def. a weird wall decoration! "So, mr. middle cabinet we meet again" 5:57 6:57-7:01 hahaha! Oh, servo...

  • @889654
    @88965415 жыл бұрын

    "Santa came down from Heaven and made him better!" XD

  • @hanz101
    @hanz10113 жыл бұрын

    i chuckled so hard at "....the judo range?"

  • @spacetweek
    @spacetweek13 жыл бұрын

    Loved the bit about the guy who looks like Prince!

  • @explosiveresults5598
    @explosiveresults5598 Жыл бұрын

    I love the "heres the windup.... and there's the SMARM!"

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood14 жыл бұрын

    MIke: Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows. Mike: Hey, special in what way?! Crow: He's a special needs guest. Mike: Starring has-beens and never-wases! Crow: With Bob Marley and Prince! Crow: OW! We're being beat up by the music! Bryon

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup926 жыл бұрын

    "Voted best dressed lab tech..." "He's gone. I mean he's there, but he's dead." "Maybe you botched the case Adam."

  • @FingerBreakerWu
    @FingerBreakerWu6 жыл бұрын

    He maintains an appliance...DA DA DA DAAAAAH!

  • @mulry101
    @mulry10115 жыл бұрын

    Love the Prince references!

  • @BlueEyes7452
    @BlueEyes745214 жыл бұрын

    Pops, there's a man giving the squish squash to the old windtube. So, secret call? He maintains an appliance. DUH-DA, DUH-DA!!!

  • @kearlstig1961
    @kearlstig196114 жыл бұрын

    This gives me good laughter

  • @BrothersWeird
    @BrothersWeird11 жыл бұрын

    First rule of women everywhere: "First, do no H.A.R.M."

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT66712 жыл бұрын

    I AM MIGHTY ELDERLY MAN

  • @calisierra6236
    @calisierra62367 жыл бұрын

    every time i hear the "dad, dad I passed the bar!" bit i fuckin die

  • @jbvideos6605
    @jbvideos66053 жыл бұрын

    Those Prince riffs, tho

  • @valerie8007
    @valerie800710 жыл бұрын

    I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to kno

  • @would26
    @would2610 жыл бұрын

    4 people don't like apple pie and all that jazz...

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982

    @AllisonDancerChick1982

    10 жыл бұрын

    They also don't like judo ranges, the half-woman/half-baby, and Shel Silverstein. Such sadness.

  • @Slopmaster

    @Slopmaster

    3 жыл бұрын

    Allison Preston / Allison's Written Words or the best buckets money can buy.

  • @trippjohnson7393
    @trippjohnson739310 ай бұрын

    Love the running gag with the Bond theme playing over mundane activities.

  • @Bullman85
    @Bullman8513 жыл бұрын

    I will not speak until im all the way in.

  • @spitfire5scottie
    @spitfire5scottie14 жыл бұрын

    5 hours of staring at the window finally pays off.

  • @christieperry4361

    @christieperry4361

    6 жыл бұрын

    spitfire5scottie Bobby Darin, Tab Hunter and Prince!! Gotta dance!

  • @tommyfranks13
    @tommyfranks1313 жыл бұрын

    Half woman half baby

  • @IrishQT07
    @IrishQT0715 жыл бұрын

    Mike: Ohhh you lucky trunks! Crow: Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package. Also love the "musical"...er...accompaniment from 8:36 to 8:44 XD

  • @clutchkman
    @clutchkman15 жыл бұрын

    the whole thing was awesome! I needed that. Thanks for posting!

  • @jmjon9
    @jmjon9 Жыл бұрын

    the ever more serious bond theme singing never fails to get me

  • @aaallleeexxx62
    @aaallleeexxx6211 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe you left out the big thumb!

  • @seraph2382
    @seraph23829 жыл бұрын

    Good morning. Don't touch the door

  • @jigbuilda
    @jigbuilda11 жыл бұрын

    So...secret call?

  • @DELITT
    @DELITT14 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna press his pants for free" LOL

  • @JoseBronxRican
    @JoseBronxRican7 жыл бұрын

    Prince, yeah, but I also couldn't stop thinking "Fez" from That 70's Show.

  • @MrValiant61
    @MrValiant6112 жыл бұрын

    Filmed in 1 day apparently, i wonder what they did in the afternoon.

  • @Abderian
    @Abderian14 жыл бұрын

    "the judo range" oh my... I haven't seen fail like that slip past the editors since Star Wars Ep III

  • @tomh.2405

    @tomh.2405

    4 ай бұрын

    I love how the guys have so much fun when they encounter a non sequitur in cinematic dialogue -- another good example is the whole string of riffs playing off the "walnut ranch" gaffe in "The Touch of Satan."

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco92692 жыл бұрын

    Barbara Bouchet looks good. She played Moneypenny in the 1967 spoof version of Casino Royale.

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын

    An object lesson in how NOT to make a spy movie.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood Жыл бұрын

    Mike: Starring has-beens and never-wases! Crow: With Bob Marley and Prince!

  • @priceman141
    @priceman14110 жыл бұрын

    "My cat's cradle got out of control so I pinned it to the wall"

  • @christieperry4361

    @christieperry4361

    4 жыл бұрын

    "pannell world"

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe25762 жыл бұрын

    And the whole time, Mike Nelson was on trial for crimes he *did* commit.

  • @Igarappappa

    @Igarappappa

    Ай бұрын

    Technically other people did that.

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer3 жыл бұрын

    "Screw you outside..."

  • @Thanos6
    @Thanos614 жыл бұрын

    "I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know."

  • @eddieavilia2299
    @eddieavilia22996 ай бұрын

    "I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know" 😆🤣

  • @eddiesilver738
    @eddiesilver73810 жыл бұрын

    I need some Snegoff :-(

  • @daxmiller35
    @daxmiller3513 жыл бұрын

    Judo Range!

  • @pshepherd58
    @pshepherd587 жыл бұрын

    my son was kidding about mst3k then when gypsy was voiced by Patrick brantseg cause he discovered jumpin jeff farmer involved with this then it died 2 years later and was rebooted 19 years after that on netflix

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982
    @AllisonDancerChick198210 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Peepers here to hook up the AV equipment. Now open the door before I break your kneecaps.

  • @seleucid23
    @seleucid2314 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately my favourite line isn't here :( Adam Chance: Will you pack a bag and just fudge out of here? Ava: Shakes head Mike: (In Ava's voice) I don't like fudge Crow: Gee, why did I say fudge, that was stupid?!

  • @servantofLoviatar
    @servantofLoviatar14 жыл бұрын

    "Pops, there's a man giving the squish squash to your windtube."

  • @purpletoothedfurby
    @purpletoothedfurby15 жыл бұрын

    DAMN YOU, SHEL SILVERSTEIN!

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