This video would be more popular, but 1/4 of the viewers died of alcohol poisoning after playing the 'Cabot' drinking game.

I lived near a sci-fi bookstore run by a couple of women. A sign taped to the door read "NO GOR!"

Little-known fact: Urbano Barberini was hesitant to reprise his role of Tarl Cabot in this sequel, but when he heard that John "Bud" Cardos (master of car-backing-up scenes in numerous films), Barberini agreed to work for scale and back-end. True story.

I was feeling somewhat down. As soon as i clicked on this video and it started, I truly started feeling better. By the end I was honestly laughing so hard I was crying and forgot about my problems for just a little bit. Thank you for that.

Wait a minute, the Goreans who have been fighting pretty much since the day they could hold a sword are having trouble killing a

I swear, a 14 year-old boy wrote this movie.

This movie should've been called "Cabbot: The Cabbot of Cabbot"

"Houseplants of Gor" was definitely the pinnacle of the Gor series.

Mystery science theater is still one of the best shows that was ever created. Simply because it was just brilliant in so many aspects, the writing was impeccable and I really miss it. There will never be a show like mst3.

Not enough misoginy for a Gor movie.

What I love is that the guy who plays Cabot was actually one of the players at Le Chiffre's game in Casino Royale. (He's the first one who orders a Martini mixed to the specifications of Bond)

1:15:09

Cabbot and Ostello.

I loved these Gor novels, but never thought they could or should be turned into movies. I was right.

I die at 8:56 every time. "Where the hell am I?" "You're the hell here!"

"What should we do for the Gor sequel?"

There was actually a time, when I was a young kid, when I fastforwarded through the Satellite of Love parts. I think I just wanted to see the movies and hadn't given the skits a fair watch. Boy was I wrong; they're as good as the riffing parts.

This film was better than Batman vs Superman

In spite of Gor's harsh environment, they still seem to keep that big, feathered 80s hair in check. Fascinating.

I wish Palance on Palance was a real thing. Especially if it was replete with blurbs which are similar to "I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas. I'm supposed to be some kind, of freaking wizard."