MRS CLAUS vs MARY POPPINS: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon Alyssa Preston Jim O'Heir) *explicit*
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What’s that I hear on the rooftop? It’s Mrs. Claus squaring off against Mary Poppins in a special holiday-themed rap battle!
** CREDITS **
Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon
whitneyavalon.com / whitneyavalon
Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett
stevegossett.com / thestevegossett
Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston www.imdb.me/alyssapreston / alyssampreston
Santa: Jim O’Heir / jimoheir
Bert: Kevin Allen / kevinallenface
Stark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis / pmatthis , Frank Eady
Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
Assistant Camera: Maggie Schwab
2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino Dumandan
VFX: Mike Manasewitsch
Recording Engineers: Ryan Johnson ryanthomasjohnson.com, Mario Gorito mariogorito.com
Composer: Matt Dahan www.mattdahan.com
Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder www.ryaneldermusic.com
Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener
Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne
Set Costumer: Isabel Mandujano
Production Manager: Mary Bonney
Key Grip: Derek Dresda
Gaffer: Jen Galvez
Script Supervisor: T.C. DeWitt
Craft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler
Playback: Alex Frew
Grips: Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic
PA: Ed Lee
Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan
Special Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy Sydelle, Morgan Locke
Subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian), Amy Underworld (French), EternaLoveCL (Italian)
For licensing or business queries: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS **
Mary:
When there’s a looming battle to be faced and fought, the lesson is: get right to it
Practically perfect people prefer to be polite, but sometimes you just have to say “screw it”
You never get applause
You’re the dependent Claus
You’re known for wrapping toys
But my rapping skill destroys
I’m money in the Banks so show some respect
If you tear me up like paper then I’ll resurrect
And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice
Hey, fat cat, how are you at catching mice?
You’re like a piecrust, so easily smashed
I’ll feed the birds what’s left of you once you’ve been trashed
I hear it’s been years since the North Pole got rigid
Today’s forecast says you’re entirely frigid
Mrs. Claus: Don’t go there, honey, the word around town
Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down
The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest (Hey!)
You’re a stuck-up servant, ho-ho-horribly dressed
The biggest charity since ever, we help the masses
With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses (Cheeky!)
Your rhymes are weak - you’re a low stakes player
Come at me, freak - I’ll one-horse open slay ya
I’m behind the scenes, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumb
I run the workshop, keep the books, and advise my sugar plum
I’m a baker, all about these rolls, a big broad bruiser
Even your reflection thinks you’re a loser
Mary: I find this a bore, let’s double it up
Mrs. Claus: Oh, bring it on, sister, we will mess your shit up!
Mrs. Claus: Bert
Bert: Santa
Santa: Mary
Mary: …Mrs.?
Bert: Extemporized before your very eyes
Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise
I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes
‘cause damn right Van Dyke rocks these mics
You’re an icon of greed that’s perverted the season
You give coal to bad kids, Mary teaches ‘em reason, she’s
Mary: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious
Mary & Bert: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious
Mary: I could do this whole verse backwards, but I truly feel
I’m through wasting my time, because you’re not even real
Santa: Fool, I’m real, and I’m spectacular
This Dick can’t stick to an accent or vernacular
Mrs. Claus: Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce
Santa: But my sack holds billions of presents at once
The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth
Winter is coming, I’m the “King in the North”
Mrs. Claus: Drinking one Coke a year has made us rich
Santa: My list’s never wrong: it says you’re a bitch
Mary: Please don’t act like you’re some kind of saint, Nick
Bert: Always spying on minors Mary & Bert: That’s jailbait, prick
Mrs. Claus: This boring British wench needs a long winter’s nap
Santa: You’ve been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lap
Mary: That’s quite enough of that, the winds have changed here
Let’s see how well you fly without your reindeer
** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
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@cLoUdY565
Жыл бұрын
yay
@LUNGILEHLEZA
10 ай бұрын
fischl vs Mona is soo nice
@PennyFitzgerald-zy9yb
4 ай бұрын
Mary poppins vs. Nanny mcphe
@eevee2esponfan
2 ай бұрын
Was?
I had a feeling mrs. Claus was a gangster
@Jaynocide
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@profy5305
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@coronavirus135
3 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@riananepris9387
2 жыл бұрын
Hearted lucky
@Yourfavweirdoxx
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, she’s also sus
I loved Mrs Claus attitude. A couple centuries made her a bit spicy.
@lelebrown5863
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@nxha_16
3 жыл бұрын
@@lelebrown5863 same
@Jazzcat74
3 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment this
@stephaniewhite9471
3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@Rylinn_Rats
3 жыл бұрын
Yeee
Most underrated phrase: "Don't go there honey, the word around town is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down."
@Unknown-rr1ch
2 жыл бұрын
What did she mean by that? I’ve always wondered lol
@hellowhatsup5633
2 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown-rr1ch That she was easy...possibly saying Mary would take money or illicit substances for sexual favors. But definitely called her easy
@k333nya
2 жыл бұрын
Faxx
@axyur
2 жыл бұрын
YASSS
@axyur
2 жыл бұрын
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down~
Bruh i just realised the guy that played Bert played Sirius Black in Severus Snape and The Marauders
@musicillusion02
2 жыл бұрын
I never realized that until you pointed that out omg 😶😮
@kobedragon6069
2 жыл бұрын
I just re watched The Marauders and you're right
@MrHawger
2 жыл бұрын
What's this, now?
@valmireramadani8952
2 жыл бұрын
Shit I didn't realised that🥺
@larchan1350
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
Mary: Like Claus: comment Who do you think won
@meowiwantit9020
5 жыл бұрын
I did both cuz i love both
@gelakrisluchavez5530
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@doreenmiles3676
5 жыл бұрын
Class
@berlynnlipai2298
5 жыл бұрын
Claus
@pureli418
5 жыл бұрын
This is because Claus is nice. I ain’t gettin’ on that naughty list
Mrs clause or Mary poppins Mary poppins:like Mrs clause:comment
@michellyinsall3512
5 жыл бұрын
Claus
@idontknow9244
5 жыл бұрын
C
@idontknow9244
5 жыл бұрын
l
@idontknow9244
5 жыл бұрын
a
@idontknow9244
5 жыл бұрын
u
" You never get applause you're the dependent clause your known for wrapping toys but my rapping skills destorys" is my favorite line for Mary Poppins
@ninhleang694
7 ай бұрын
It's so good
recognizing Santa is also the King in the North is absolute brilliance!!! Cant believe i just discovered these battles
@sapphirerose422
Жыл бұрын
Indeed! Very brilliant reference
I think Mary Poppins vs Nanny McPhee would have been a better battle.
@cathyupton7939
4 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@caitlinayley3204
4 жыл бұрын
OMG yeahhhh
@A_Strawberry
4 жыл бұрын
They would just be polite roasting lol
@kingcoffeetheking2943
4 жыл бұрын
yea i said that too
@yours_truly_RJ
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I'd pay to see that.
When a lady takes of her gloves she means business
@jbkiefer0318
3 жыл бұрын
yes last time i slaped someone for being rude to my kid
@leonielaatz329
3 жыл бұрын
@@jbkiefer0318 I would give a child a hiding/spanking, even if its not my child, and I'm present to see something horrible, I will give that child a hiding. Respect the teachers as its known. Manners goes along way, using money as a luxury well that is just another topic.
@Jazzcat74
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonielaatz329 but isn't that child abuse?
@leonielaatz329
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jazzcat74 oh please go try your stunt on another post...so if we can move forward, @uno you putting yourself in reverse.
@jessie_writes
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonielaatz329 I get spanking your child but another child? Wouldn’t the other parent be angry you took it in your hands to punish their kid? I’m not a parent but I still think that someone would be angry if you punished there kid for them.
I don't know why, but I always have to laugh so hard when "Bird, Santa, Mary... Mrs?" Part comes.. it's so simple but striking.
@zahraewalker4840
11 ай бұрын
i never understood that part 😭
@IlluminaAssel
11 ай бұрын
@@zahraewalker4840 Its because nobody knows whats Mrs. Santas Name. Shes always called out as nothing more but "Mrs. Santa" ant thats it. Thats what the joke is about.. That she is nothing but Mrs. Santa, with no own identity, we dont even know how to call her, so shes nothing but Santas fuckable sidekick, if you want to put it together like that.
@jacobstevens7046
10 ай бұрын
@@zahraewalker4840The roast is that Mrs. Claus doesn't even get a first name.
@Awesambigramber2708
6 ай бұрын
Her first name is if f^cking Gertrude
“My list hasn’t been long,It said ur a b*” That’s my favourite Line 💀
@kaceywastaken8726
2 жыл бұрын
Same💀
@Madebyadakiara
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not “my list is never wrong”?
@i_am_kersheena4262
2 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣
@nicolas._.2294
Жыл бұрын
Same💀
@gyorgyor7765
Жыл бұрын
@@Madebyadakiara your right he says never wrong.
I like Mary Poppin's polite style of rap xD
@sidneygibbons462
7 жыл бұрын
I'm with u
@socalrob850
7 жыл бұрын
I think not.
@mahorsestr3262
7 жыл бұрын
Samantha Samantha I am with u
@elizabethmontgomery5680
7 жыл бұрын
I'm with you
@morgan7866
7 жыл бұрын
May the force be with you
Mrs Claus: **starts to rap** Me: *le gasp*
@jedijournal9159
3 жыл бұрын
Im not ready to see mary poppins vs mrs claus at all.
@mantasulcinas6634
3 жыл бұрын
*el gaspe i knowe what u have beene doinge
@oliviaclark821
3 жыл бұрын
Dat was me 😂
@bakucatfarts8670
3 жыл бұрын
same lolz
@ssweetpea7675
3 жыл бұрын
It's was her tone of voice for me
I’m casually back here after a few years of being obsessed with these rap battles! Still love the vibe xD
@shadowbonnie1418
2 жыл бұрын
same
@nicolas._.2294
Жыл бұрын
Same
@nicolas._.2294
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowbonnie1418 toh fan? Cool
“My sack holds billions of presents at once” these lines are genius
“Always spying in minors” Sorry santa, im calling the FBI
@_.jordyn
3 жыл бұрын
tony lopez 2.0
@donn2380
3 жыл бұрын
sunflower*bitxch daisys NOOO LMAOOO
@Cheribrown1982
3 жыл бұрын
True :D
@jessewright8667
3 жыл бұрын
I Already Did That. They Didn’t Believe Me
@Yuri-lp9tl
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
Imagine your child watching this thinking it was a Christmas song
@littlechi7738
3 жыл бұрын
That’s rough buddy
@hametcat3071
3 жыл бұрын
i did used to listen to this when i was around 9........
@scottp5803
2 жыл бұрын
A good parent content control program/App. Should do the the trick...... but most parents don't care or too lazy to put parent controls on their kids devices...... if kids are watching this show, its the fault of the parents.
@angryretailbanker5103
2 жыл бұрын
@@littlechi7738 Almost as rough as your girlfriend turning into the moon.
@oarnejo2332
2 жыл бұрын
Bro im a kid im just using my moms phone
I love Mary Poppin's starting puns: "dependent claus" and "wrapping toys... rapping skills destroy"
“Don’t go there honey the word around town gets you to go down” best line ever
Draco vs Harry that would be so funny. We all knew they are princesses anyway
@charlottesocool
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah xD
@mackenziepotatoqueen7191
4 жыл бұрын
Yassssss XD
@dracomalfoy5500
4 жыл бұрын
0:18 :>
@dracomalfoy5500
4 жыл бұрын
*Wait till my father hears about this.
@yara-tv7ki
4 жыл бұрын
@@dracomalfoy5500XD
Like = Mary Won Comment = Mrs. Claus Won
@sparklequeen9185
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@roiabouchlagume5079
3 жыл бұрын
;-;
@user-dd7xb2pr8m
3 жыл бұрын
-
@syd8802
3 жыл бұрын
.
@mataelepauu1176
3 жыл бұрын
Stop begging
the battle was over when poppins said: "You never get applause you're the dependent clause."
Despite the ending, I feel like Mrs. Clause won. I think I would've preferred Mary Poppins vs Nanny McPhee.
@gurlwithaphone3
Жыл бұрын
It feels more fair to use Nanny McPhee vs Mary.
@ginapetolicchio2684
Ай бұрын
Same here
Like:Mary Poppins Comment:Mrs.Claws I'm team Mary poppins
@luluzdomeiodia
3 жыл бұрын
Team Mrs and Miss Claws
@makotonaegi9827
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@linamccauley9241
3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna say both
@rainbowstar4691
3 жыл бұрын
Claws??
@carmenjordan2798
3 жыл бұрын
Mrs clause
"Dont act like your some kind of saint,nick" Clever, very clever
@nono-qj9pm
4 жыл бұрын
I tought santa clais is saint nicolas
@NillanthirZ
4 жыл бұрын
@@nono-qj9pm He is... the Patron Saint of Prostitutes, look it up.
@xxaikochanxx262
4 жыл бұрын
@@nono-qj9pm he is lol
@xxaikochanxx262
4 жыл бұрын
He is tho lmao
@EverydetailofCharis
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
When a lady takes off her gloves, she means business
Whitney Avalon is a comedy genius! Very talented. Thanks for the laughs.
MRS CLAUS WAS THE SASSIEST MRS CLAUS EVER
@lizziesbuck833
8 жыл бұрын
YES #MRSCLAUS
@itskaliyall
8 жыл бұрын
+Durelle Ware you litteraly said the same thing as +alex tolley said
@hollyh1265
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂
@selenasalazar709
8 жыл бұрын
Good that's better
@sweegee2934
8 жыл бұрын
irk
Hermione Granger vs Katniss Everdeen
@Lunyoo
9 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE !!
@Azatarot75
9 жыл бұрын
Duly noted and voted "yea" by this loyal viewer!
@12DraculauraRox34
9 жыл бұрын
Omfg yesss I wonder which side the residents in District 9 and 3/4 will take.... Potterheads or Panemaniacs?
@randomnessandhatsandalsogl7303
9 жыл бұрын
good idea
@syahmiazizee
9 жыл бұрын
yesyesyesyes! :D
I like the boldness and rhytm of Claus Duo, however... the elegant and cunning style of the other duo was so perfect
This entire video just changed my whole opinion of Santa and mrs Claus 😂
She literally looks like Mary Poppins
@jashawndiego5178
5 жыл бұрын
Cause she is
@sastina6714
5 жыл бұрын
@@jashawndiego5178 as an act
@jashawndiego5178
5 жыл бұрын
My opinion
@sastina6714
5 жыл бұрын
@@jashawndiego5178 I know but she isn't the real Mary Poppins
@jashawndiego5178
5 жыл бұрын
I know how do you add a picture to your KZread profile if you know what I mean
Mrs. Claus: *Drinking one coke a year made us rich* Damn✨
@bakucatfarts8670
3 жыл бұрын
xD ima do dat now
@itzkhadz
3 жыл бұрын
@@bakucatfarts8670 omg lol same😂
@_.jordyn
3 жыл бұрын
im your 500th like!
@itzkhadz
3 жыл бұрын
Im your 700th like!
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
Mary Poppins: *is claiming to be money in the Banks*
2:30 BAHAHAH
Santa said " You've been a naughty girl come and sit on my lap" IM DONEEE😂😂
@uniquehill6242
5 жыл бұрын
Khepera Mck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jolz9345
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@sim_ahmed
2 жыл бұрын
That part crack me up😆
When a woman takes her gloves off you know she means business.
@kingcory2250
4 жыл бұрын
Jason Goldman earrings
@Thecoffinofmari_andsunny143
4 жыл бұрын
0:19 yep
@peytongarren6777
4 жыл бұрын
wtf
@peterparquer1873
4 жыл бұрын
True......😢
@bettymarsh1640
4 жыл бұрын
@@Thecoffinofmari_andsunny143 how about 0:20 ?
"Don't go there honey the word around town is just a spoon of sugar gets you to go down" lol
Who do you think Won? Mary Poppins: Like Mrs Clause: Comment
@rosariosantana6156
4 жыл бұрын
poo man hi
@AllenWrench83045
4 жыл бұрын
@@rosariosantana6156 mary poppins won
@Rosecatcuno
4 жыл бұрын
poo man then why are you commenting
@itzkelly4705
4 жыл бұрын
Santa and Mrs Claus Is nice! It gives us toys!!
@agitatedbeetle3068
4 жыл бұрын
@@itzkelly4705 Of course you're a gacha kid
Alice from Wonderland vs Dorothy from Oz!?
@lockosmith9224
9 жыл бұрын
Fizz Hawken yes please do them
@SamanthaMidgleyIsANerd
9 жыл бұрын
Fizz Hawken yES OMFG THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE THING EVER ;U;
@Sicchan89Sui
9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic Idea! Directors PLZ do them!
@flyingsaucers6870
9 жыл бұрын
Omg yassss you HAVE to do thoes two
@krystalharwood2300
9 жыл бұрын
Fizz Hawken or the Old Wizard of Oz Vs. Oscar Diggs
My favorite part is that Mary Poppins just the entire time just keeps her composure amazing.
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
*She tells all about how she is feeling happy and healthy, and is working for the Banks*
"This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular..." Probably the most accurate line in the whole rap.
"Bert" "Santa" "Mary" "Mrs.??" *HISSSS*
Mary Poppins won easily, the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious thing was the cherry on top
@kendradunn3907
2 жыл бұрын
Nah
@victoriacser5065
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh are you serious? Sure it was a cool reference but it wasnt really a punch towards Ms claus
@eleanorward2725
2 жыл бұрын
Nan man Mrs claus won easily
@a-train3503
2 жыл бұрын
@@eleanorward2725 Mrs.Claus won on the first bar alone, it was game over
@eleanorward2725
2 жыл бұрын
@@a-train3503 are you on my side?
Anytime I see Whitney involved with something, like the Disney Medley, or the medieval cover of Holding Out for a Hero, I always return to this, the first video I ever saw her in.
Mary Poppins: You're not even real. Me: You're fictional too.
"Ho-Ho-Horribly Dressed" I love the wordplay and how she might've subtly called Mary a... gardening tool.
@Julia-ds2kv
5 жыл бұрын
Gregory House i know right lol.😂😂😂.
@mimisenpai4589
4 ай бұрын
Same! That's one of my favorite parts of this rap battle!
I've watched this too many times and it still never gets old. Bert straight up murdered the mic!
@adam07285
2 жыл бұрын
yesss
@1977blackmagic
Жыл бұрын
IKR
@Kitteazy_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
Frr
When I first watch this I always thought Mary won but sorry mrs clause won lol “ I run the work shop keep the books and advise my sugar plum “ had me drying
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
Mary Poppins talked about how she's "money in the Banks"!
“My list is never wrong, it says your a *****!” MOST BEST ROAST EVER
Did any of yall get the vibes santa was hitting on marry Poppins
@edify.9018
5 жыл бұрын
rainbow foxtail no
@sayurichoi4161
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr?!
@little.bear.senpai1000
5 жыл бұрын
He told her to sit on his lap
@megancompton5550
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it did seem like he was hitting on her 😣😣
@anauthenticidiot4185
5 жыл бұрын
@@little.bear.senpai1000 exactly
Whitney you nailed Mary Poppins practically perfect! Very nice bit of acting.
The beginning :princess rap battle: I guess Mrs Claus is a princess
@Washuluver87
2 жыл бұрын
Nah she's a queen
@ReeseDanger
2 жыл бұрын
@@Washuluver87 I know right
“Checky” The best quote of the year
Mrs.Clause definitely won that for me!
@lovelyrosa100
9 жыл бұрын
Ikr me too
@MsAnitaPink
8 жыл бұрын
Maryam Agahy i agree
@abbiedawson2313
8 жыл бұрын
Me too I agree I like the bit when Santa says I'm the king of the North
@LionheartMMA
8 жыл бұрын
No marry Poppins did not Santa or Mrs clause marry Poppins did
@marioalessandrov6290
8 жыл бұрын
I agree mrs clause definitely won
Santa: You've been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lap😏 Mary Poppins: That's quite enough of that 🤢🤮
@meepuwu3764
4 жыл бұрын
The puking emoji looks like shrek getting head from the emoji
@estradaaaronjans.7084
4 жыл бұрын
@@meepuwu3764 Stolen
@MintsyMilky
4 жыл бұрын
Even if it's stolen why would you say that
@lexi_wolfie6027
4 жыл бұрын
@@MintsyMilky because he can
@kristinpowell-fisher3816
2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
Wish she would do new ones 😭
RIP Mary Poppins! You were the money to our Banks, we pay our respects.
Bert: **raps** *Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss*
@julianfalken8861
3 жыл бұрын
It was trash, it even sounded like it was sped up
@maxattack3853
3 жыл бұрын
@@julianfalken8861 thats the joke...
@aishaamin2497
3 жыл бұрын
Rthjnm
"Cheeky" perfect response Mary (I love that Mrs. summoned Santa by licking her lips)
@crischael1235
4 жыл бұрын
wHaT!?
@judith-amirasmith4098
4 жыл бұрын
Mary Poppins snapped. Does that make her a gangster?
@Hawkeye26
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was more of a tongue whip/lash gesture...
Oh my gosh I REMEMBER WATCHING THESE ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!! I LITERALLY REMEMBER ALL THE LYRICS TO THIS ONE AND ALL THE OTHERS
When Mrs Claus said even your reflection thinks you're a loser it was a big roast
Geez...there needs to be youtube oscars so you can win won for Mary Poppins. You were EXACTLY like Mary Poppins lol. Oh and I kinda feel sorry for Santa and Mrs. Claus...and yes I HAVE always wondered what Mrs. Claus's name is!
@selenachan2767
9 жыл бұрын
mrs clauses maiden name was Mary Christmas.
@lizetharenas7737
9 жыл бұрын
Yjbcbnbjfgbnltvnñjc cvgvcghhgghhvhh 😄😈😇😅😕😠😡😯😐😴🐁🐓🐓🐓👗👢👢👢👕⌚⌚👡👢👠⌚⌚⌚👓👓👓👠🏪🏩🏦:-) :-* :-\ 🔴🌟⭐🚨🚧🚥🚥🅿⛽⛽💌💍💎💐💒🚈⛽💌💍💎💎💐💒💒🚈🚈🚈🅿🅿:-\ 🚥:-) :-) 🚧🚥🚥🚨🏦🏩🏩⭐🌟👠🏪⛽🔴💌💐🚨🚨🏦😈😆😅😠 👸👤👸💑💏👵👤👥👥👮👱💂👯👭👫👪👪👯👯👱👮👷👷👷👷👷👷💁💂💂💂💂💂👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷👷
@dag1984
9 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's official but I've often seen Mrs. Claus's name being Martha.
@fernandamoreno4553
9 жыл бұрын
I'm from Chile, and I didn't know about the existence of Mrs. Claus... In south america is not something known. So for me, Mary Poppins is the winner!
@susiesheppard3290
9 жыл бұрын
Aída Jorquera
1:03 Did Mrs. Claus just slap Mary Poppins' ass?
@spookydivorce
7 жыл бұрын
Louie P yep, definitely
@debrawaltz4610
7 жыл бұрын
omg
@kaitosato9719
7 жыл бұрын
Waffle Cat its yes
@skylarmarie6530
7 жыл бұрын
yes XD
@theodorecrawford8529
7 жыл бұрын
she also twerked
"please don't act like your some kind of Saint nick, always spying on minors, that's jailbait prick" This line freaking killed me, I lol'd so hard I started choking on my saliva 🤣🤣🤣
“You the dependent clause” DID GIRL JUST THROW GRAMMAR AT MRS CLAUSE
I guess i should say, "Mary Christmas!"😸😸 No? Okay, I'll leave....
@bleedingrose6045
7 жыл бұрын
Syaura Nashwa Rasyiddin XD
@louisnatthakarn5878
7 жыл бұрын
Syaura Nashwa Rasyiddin XD lol
@jenasiscaudill1881
7 жыл бұрын
I want sans and Tori to rap battle
@mehecker
7 жыл бұрын
Syaura Nashwa Rasyiddin The Easter Bunny and St. Patrick?
@sarat3342
7 жыл бұрын
Syaura Nashwa Rasyiddin haha!! mary christmas!! Love it!
You should’ve done Mary poppins vs. Nanny Mc.Phee and Ms. Clause vs. the Easter bunny
@hollychennell8443
5 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@mystictaluah5863
5 жыл бұрын
That’s what I said
@pizzasplace6379
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah,It wasn't a fair battle because Mrs.Claus isn't as adored as Mary
@emilyneale7415
5 жыл бұрын
Wait many mch ee is not a Disney film
@emilyneale7415
5 жыл бұрын
Mary poppins is my fav film
“The whole worlds counts down to December twenty fourth. Winter is coming, I’m the king of the north,” is my favorite line
Mary's more my style, but Mrs. Claus definitely won. Worse, Mary cheated at the end. Using your powers on your opponent isn't kosher unless you've already backed it up with solid bars (see Elsa for how to do this correctly).
"You're the dependent Claus" That took me several years to get it
@littlechi7738
3 жыл бұрын
???????
@lusweetie6009
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlechi7738 mis Claus is the wife and depends on santa for her fame , money and basically rides on his fame
@morvaui
3 жыл бұрын
@@lusweetie6009 The main focus, I think, is supposed to be a play on the last name “Claus” to the word “clause.” A dependent clause depends on the independent clause-who, in this case, is Santa. Santa could get along just fine without Mrs. Claus, but not vice versa.
@lusweetie6009
3 жыл бұрын
@@morvaui that's what I'm saying. She's dependent on him
@AliceOnly671
3 жыл бұрын
@@morvaui When you try to correct somebody but end up paraphrasing what they've already said to feel important lol
Bert raps faster than Eminem on coke, like if I could rap like that that'd be cool
Amazing job, well casted too. Really connected with the characters.
"winter is coming, I'm the king of the north" awesome reference
HARLEY QUINN VS BLACK WIDOW PLEASEEEEEE IM BEGGING UUU
@alexandradubourg957
8 жыл бұрын
HEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOO YEA!!!!
@jessicapowell6169
8 жыл бұрын
+Alexandra du Bourg What are you talking about!?????????????
@jazzholguin597
8 жыл бұрын
YES PLZ I LOVE HARLEY QUINN (MAKE SURE HARLEY QUINN WINS)
@keilynperez8291
8 жыл бұрын
UM actually let's have rap battle right now, all you have to do is curtsie and bow, because I'm throwing more shades, in the motherfucking grave it's not fair, maybe grow some hair, you're single and dingle I'm good from bottom to top I'm such a great couple I'm so independent I have such good sass, I think I'm just missing a motherfucking ass,My name is Rihanna I'm falling to Dianna I'm such a queen and you're a thing I should be red ridding hood without some wood you're a librarian such a hairy men I think you're name should be jerry men you ain't loyal but I'm royal so I'm a cat your bat you think you're snow white but you're actually snow bite suckered a Dick cause I'm the new York BITH and furthermore you just ain't SHIT👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
@keilynperez8291
8 жыл бұрын
UM actually let's have rap battle right now, all you have to do is curtsie and bow, because I'm throwing more shades, in the motherfucking grave it's not fair, maybe grow some hair, you're single and dingle I'm good from bottom to top I'm such a great couple I'm so independent I have such good sass, I think I'm just missing a motherfucking ass,My name is Rihanna I'm falling to Dianna I'm such a queen and you're a thing I should be red ridding hood without some wood you're a librarian such a hairy men I think you're name should be jerry men you ain't loyal but I'm royal so I'm a cat your bat you think you're snow white but you're actually snow bite suckered a Dick cause I'm the new York BITH and furthermore you just ain't SHIT👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Alice vs. dorothy Ariel vs. Rapunzel Mulan vs. Pochahontas Aurora vs. Jasmine Merida vs. Tiana Bela swan vs. Tris Prior Harley Quin vs. Black Widow Katherine Pierce (The vampire diaries) VS. Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf) Taylor Swift vs. Katy Pery(i wish you'll make this because you look like katy pery) reply if you want to suggest more and like this so that it will be in the top comments and so that whitney will see this
@biancaroberts4381
8 жыл бұрын
+xPrincexCarlox Urm this is supposed to be PRINCESS rap battles.
@MN-jd4xs
8 жыл бұрын
+Bianca Roberts Is Mrs Claus a princess?
@biancaroberts4381
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao i just thought about that x"D Sowwie
@theautumnbook4775
8 жыл бұрын
emma swan vs Regina mills from once upon a time
@bybibo8562
8 жыл бұрын
+xPrincexCarlox Alice vs Dorothy would be fantastic!! I don't think Katherine vs Lydia is a good idea as they're not as famous (i don't know Katherine myself and i think Lydia isn't as known as well), and T Swift and K. Perry are real persons so I don't think it's possible.
Bert and Ms. Claus are literally my favorite here. MAKE A MOVIE WITH MRS. CLAUS AND BERT 😭
That first MP verse was brutal. The delivery and drop of that lyrics "destroys" was chilling.
"Damn, that's a cold-ass donkey!" -Santa
@cannibalswim
5 жыл бұрын
Grace Wilbourn lol from rapunzelvs anna right?
@meganmckenzie6467
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from anna vs rapunzel
Moana vs Pocahontas who's with me
@trixii3917
5 жыл бұрын
No Moana and Maui vs Ariel and Eric
@betsycrane8439
5 жыл бұрын
Yes you are the best i tried top say that
@miguelfontanez7469
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jessiedau4434
5 жыл бұрын
Me
@lindathetford3776
5 жыл бұрын
YES
Wonderful, thank you for uploading this video.
"You've been naughty girl shut up and sitting my lap"
Mary=like Mrs. Claus=reply Say who u think won!!
@Alxx3n_
5 жыл бұрын
Mary because she has 181k likes and Mrs. Claus have 23k comments but I would rather both
@valsgravez
4 жыл бұрын
Mrs Clauss
@yourgay3786
4 жыл бұрын
Both
@zsideraishi20
4 жыл бұрын
Mary
@kookhitz1273
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's Mary poppins
"youve been a naughty girl,shut up sit on my lap" me: OoH he wants a lap dance? InApRoPiAtE
@ahmedhashem8764
3 жыл бұрын
And Mary popping just goes nope you will now literally get launched away
@judithmontesinos6652
2 жыл бұрын
Yup he baddie
When Mary Poppens starts roasting people you know shit is about to go down.
This was phenomenal! 🙌
Ima be honest here. Ngl as soon as Mary started I was like “she already won” but then Mrs Claus started rapping and I was like “hold on, this shit is about to go down” and then they brought in the men and I was like 😱😱😱 and then Bert started singing and I was like “nope nope nope, I cannot deal with this. Point is....this is probably one of the best rap battles I’ve ever heard
@poett8875
3 жыл бұрын
I thought Mary kinda sucked. Mrs. Claus was hilarious and had great punchlines imo.
@Jrdly678
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. As soon as Mary started rapping I was like she won, but then Mrs. Claus started rapping.
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
*Mary Poppins texts Mrs. Claus about the family that she works for*
I like how the Mary Poppins actor got her accent down good 😂👍🏼 and how polite Mary Poppins is
@youwillneverknow473
3 жыл бұрын
She's the Creator
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
My favorite line is this: I'm money in the Banks.
I’m 19 yet I love these 😂
My daughter says that there should be a Tiana Vs. Ariel princess rap battle
0:20, her voice is beautiful
@douglasfraser4422
3 жыл бұрын
Greetings Jessica’s,how’re you doings??
@venomousviper3691
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglasfraser4422 wtf?
@sanjamvirk2828
2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasfraser4422 lol
@mylpsdemonsworld3846
2 жыл бұрын
Her rap is more cleverly she do a lot of thinking
@kkkm2398
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
I love these! Please make Zelda VS Princess Peach!!
@Lunyoo
9 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, Zelda vs Peach, awesum !
@chetraruemil50
9 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@JoanneEra15
9 жыл бұрын
Yes Zelda v. Peach would be awesome
@shana-mariejones2100
9 жыл бұрын
that would be the best battle yet
@SamanthaXu23
9 жыл бұрын
what about Peach and Daisy
Okay this still is a banger omg
“Bert,Santa,Mary,Mrs...?”
Please, make more princess battles Ariel VS Moana Esmeralda VS Merida Eowyn VS Annabeth
@harveyorfiano89
5 жыл бұрын
Irina K. yeah i want that too
@Matthew-gn1lw
5 жыл бұрын
Yeh the Annabeth one
@molotovmafia2406
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, and also Cinderella VS Tiana - the hardworking princesses
@khushbooverma5021
5 жыл бұрын
Annabeth!!!
@jesshorobin2003
4 жыл бұрын
A Percy Jackson rap battle
Bert Santa Mary .... mrs? HISS Lol 😂 Edit : omg thx for the likes I never had this many
@uniconning8589
5 жыл бұрын
Ihadnosleep 2 day ikr
@ihadnosleep2day870
5 жыл бұрын
Lia Wolfsquad ya same
@karladioso
5 жыл бұрын
Ihadnosleep 2 day zg
@trixii3917
5 жыл бұрын
500th like
@danandphiledits7011
5 жыл бұрын
Nick
This is my favorite rap battle. The best part for me is when Santa says “my list never lies, it says you’re a bitch”
@staceshep2004
2 жыл бұрын
same
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
My favorite line is: "I'm money in the Banks."
@carlagunderson9236
Жыл бұрын
@@staceshep2004 I think that Mary Poppins is trying to tell Mrs. Claus that she is loving her current career looking after Jane and her brother Michael.
When Santa said you've been a naughty girl, I wanted Mary Poppins' to say "Good, 'cause I'm a bad ass bitch. You ride a sleigh? Well that's the problem."
"Let's see how will you fly without your reindeer." that spiteful look of Mary :)
@tiktokvidssswithyagirlmich3120
4 жыл бұрын
My name is Michelle
@Catslifez
4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@xxaikochanxx262
4 жыл бұрын
My name is Jose