Juliet is so powerful that the only person who could kill her is herself

@joshhale9818

4 жыл бұрын

delightful mochas how does this have no replies

@mikeemoo9928

4 жыл бұрын

josh hale you fucking bitch had to reply to the popular no reply comment

@xandermantheman6212

4 жыл бұрын

Mike E Moo you damn bastard had to reply to the reply to the popular no reply comment

@aurthanesbit7408

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sweetheart

@perth_holly1497

4 жыл бұрын

this comment chain is just yikes

"Where's Romeo? OH NOMEO" Is my new favorite phrase

@Darth_donkeyo

9 жыл бұрын

her expression...i laughed so hard....by far the best part

@eriksvensson7877

9 жыл бұрын

Best part xD but... who... won?

@WritingWithRuefman

9 жыл бұрын

That is great...but "wench with the neck of a chicken" is pretty solid too.

@logixxt9097

9 жыл бұрын

what does o nomeo mean?

@MadisonI

9 жыл бұрын

It's a play on words Which is quite funny actually considering that Romeo and Juliet is a play

8 years later and "Where's Romeo? oh Nomeo!" still kills me every time.

@anemosupremacy9386

Жыл бұрын

LMAO stop exaggerating no fucking way this is 8 years old

@agp11001

Жыл бұрын

@@anemosupremacy9386 I got some bad news for you...

@whodis4531

Жыл бұрын

@@anemosupremacy9386 I- 🥲

@abbycollins

Жыл бұрын

THERES POISON ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

@LLCCB

Жыл бұрын

Every. Damn. Time.

Even if Juliet survived she would've suffered from severe back pain for the rest of her life from carrying this battle so hard

@cantthinkofaname604

6 ай бұрын

This comment made snot come outta my nose 😂

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

5 ай бұрын

I think Romeo had a really good performance in this, and his sheer brutality is definitely appreciated But Juliet could've literally won this entire battle by herself, and might've actually survived

@NeyamStar

4 ай бұрын

Ikkr tfff

@loro3799

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I think we can all agree that Juliet's lines were fucking savage

@IronPrimus2900

7 жыл бұрын

CoreyFrickenPreston Agreed!

@lastfullast8819

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. They were casual and boring. Bonnie was much better.

@starwarsnoah1424

4 жыл бұрын

Lastful Last you mean bonnie’s were basic.

@besisis1308

4 жыл бұрын

yup can definitely agree to that

@zwebackshyper9307

4 жыл бұрын

no

Me: Nothing rhymes with "Romeo". Juliet: Hold my nomeo.

@x_x5009

3 жыл бұрын

Polio

@skeletronas5867

3 жыл бұрын

Borneo

@johnhawthorne1084

3 жыл бұрын

ERB predicted Gnomeo and Juliet

@aidengoosemorey3499

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhawthorne1084 dear god no

@Jakethesnake2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@x_x5009 that doesn't rhyme (Edit) haven't seen this in 4 months and just realized i read it wrong

Bonnie: (shoots Juliet) Also Bonnie: It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died

@mr.potatoun2534

Жыл бұрын

“So anyway i started blasting”

@udozocklein6023

Жыл бұрын

american style, lol

@dardalion3199

Жыл бұрын

But it was just a graze. She ended up dying by her own hand

@A_Black_Sheep94

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't mean it's not sad.

@MattBnl2ih

Жыл бұрын

I’d like to beleive she missed on purpose, to like sort of set up calling her over dramatic. I’m mean there like 5 feet away, *i* could’ve made that shot

1:32 I love how Juliet smiles excitedly while Romeo is rapping. Such a supportive couple I hope nothing bad happens to them later

@williamvt9630

Жыл бұрын

I have bad news for you

@user-vs9ds3dc2y

Жыл бұрын

@@williamvt9630 (nothing bad happened)

@Godzilladino

Жыл бұрын

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y Everyone in the battle died again

@michaelfurlong8375

Жыл бұрын

lol

@caitlinsnowfrost8244

Жыл бұрын

You joke, but now I can't help but smile at how supportive she's being.

Bonnie:*shoots Juliet* Juliet: *still making jokes* " oh I'm killed what irony is this the lead role shot down by a failed actress"

@RealJDGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Then I shall kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie

@luciaryan6063

4 жыл бұрын

PsychoR Zombie my flesh was merely grazed wheres Romeo? OH NOMEO! theres poison on your face!

@AmirasBeach

4 жыл бұрын

Oh happy dagger pierce me true persuade my breath to stop!

@MaxMartinezIDV

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmirasBeach shield yourself inside my heart *And ice the beat I drop*

@kingarmstrong8608

4 жыл бұрын

@@MaxMartinezIDV sheath** not shield bro

Let's be honest with ourselves. Juliet won that. The rest were good, but Juliet murdered shit.

@toby3549

8 жыл бұрын

and herself

@veronicaszczepanik5526

8 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

@autumnjustus902

8 жыл бұрын

+Dat Spatula I can imagine you dropping the mic.

@toby3549

8 жыл бұрын

Autumn Justus wow, i need some of your imagination if you can imagine a spatula dropping a mic but whatever.

@autumnjustus902

8 жыл бұрын

...Ugh duh! ...really? Cuz spatula's be dropping mics more than ppl & rn you can't imagine?? Okay...okay...

For anyone reading this 8 years after the upload of this video: Grace Helbig, the actress portraying Juliette, was diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago, so give her some love if you enjoyed her performance here. EDIT: Good news! Accordong to other commenters she semmes to have made a full recovery.

@user-ms9pu3vg6d

8 ай бұрын

Prayers

@1untamedbrain

8 ай бұрын

This is horrible news. I just went to her channel and posted my support.

@aquastartv1895

7 ай бұрын

is she doing well?

@Satan-777

7 ай бұрын

@@user-ms9pu3vg6dprayers aren’t love, fagstick.

@Dabladion.

7 ай бұрын

Respect

all these years later and “the lead role shot down by a failed actress” still SENDS me💀💀💀

@michellematsumori-kelly8017

2 ай бұрын

fr, even with her dying words she's throwin shade lmao

@thesnazzycomet

2 ай бұрын

Do explain this bar I’m confused

@TheMelody4444

2 ай бұрын

@@thesnazzycometexplanation from the ERB wikia: In plays, actors and actresses portray certain roles. Romeo and Juliet are specifically the two "lead roles" in their play, and lead roles are often seen as the best role to have in a play due to them being the focus of most of the play. Bonnie's original goal was to become an actress, but she became a criminal by accident. Thus, Juliet notes the irony of a key role in a famous play being killed by an unsuccessful actress, someone who most likely wouldn't be able to obtain said role. It is also a pun on how an actor who would deny a role would "shoot it down", or decline it.

_Juliet _*_MURDERED_*_ Bonnie and Clyde._

@Anino_Makata

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I bet she could massacre the entire Barrow gang with a whisper.

@Skywalker-yx6ej

5 жыл бұрын

Gegiù Xeno she murdered them like she murdered herself

@colewilson673

5 жыл бұрын

No she killed her self

@contra9403

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. The policemen did

@Duskforge

4 жыл бұрын

Juliet: Murder herself and Bonnie and Clyde Romeo: Murders Himself

Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia

@Darkblender5

9 жыл бұрын

....How many times have I commented this, now?

@johnchaser7369

9 жыл бұрын

Too many

@JoyPreusser

9 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a thing.

@BlinkY.

9 жыл бұрын

Beautiful Banjo 12

@Uvscrumdd

9 жыл бұрын

LIKE!!!

The attention to detail in this battle is incredible, I'll list a few references I found: "I'm known to fire off some BAR's": reference to the Browning Automatic Rifle (abbreviated BAR), a gun Clyde used a lot "prepubescent vixen": reference to how Juliet is only 13 years old when Romeo and Juliet takes place "the last Capulet heiress": at one point Capulet (Juliet's father) states in the play that Juliet is his last hope and that nature took all of his other hopes, implying that he had other children that died and that Juliet is his last child "miss no nights in Paris": Paris was Juliet's suitor (the person her parents wanted her to marry), but she barely knew him at all and spared no love for him "Oh! Romeo O Romeo, wherefore you tryin to flow yo?": a spin on the line "O Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo" (by the way "wherefore" means "why" in this context) "there's gonna be a tragedy": this one's obvious: a reference to how Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy "make you ache like your balls on a balcony": reference to the most famous scene of Romeo and Juliet, the balcony scene "spit sick like a plague on both your houses": "a plague o' both your houses" is mercutio's famous quote shortly before dying, pretty much cursing both households for causing his death the beginning of Romeo and Juliet's verse probably has multiple references that I'm too lazy to find Juliet's last few lines in her first verse are a reference to how Bonnie, despite being married to Clyde, had never divorced her previous husband, still wore his wedding ring, and had a tattoo on one of her legs for him. "you can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo": a reference to how Mercutio, one of Romeo's best friends, was killed by Tybalt, who was played by John Leguizamo in a certain performances of the play "what you have done upon your toe": Clyde purposefully had two of his toes cut off to avoid hard labor, which ended up being useless because there was a successful petition for his release just a few days later "thus with a dis i die" romeo's last line in the play is "thus with a kiss i die" and of course you have the end where both couples die the same way they actually died, Romeo and Juliet killed themselves because they didn't want to live in a world without each other and Bonnie and Clyde were shot about 28 times. also something unrelated, i'd like to mention how ironic it is that Bonnie said it was sad that they died when she shot Juliet a few seconds earlier

@sherylringgenberg8326

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXPLAINING THESE REFERENCES AS I HAVE NO READ RAJ OR SEEN BAC SO THANK YOU

@galateaclaude3833

2 жыл бұрын

the plague on both your houses is a line mercutio repeats around four times in his dying speech

@scj6693

Жыл бұрын

i never realized how funny it is that Bonnie is like "so sad that they just died" immediately after attempting to murder Juliet lmfao

@AvatarHobie3005

Жыл бұрын

That prison bar was a reference to how guys get raped in jail

@STONKS0897

Жыл бұрын

28 SHOT WOUNDS

2:29 “uh… who won..? who’s next..? you decide…” shit has me howling still to this day

@Smokeless_Productions

Жыл бұрын

Since this banger dropped I always turn the volume up for that last line.😆😆

@vintage-radio

7 ай бұрын

turns up volume gets jumpscared by the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

@LizzieourWorld

3 ай бұрын

This is the second most hilarious after the version in the Philosophers battle

@TheWarriorofHonor

3 ай бұрын

considering the last four just died on scene...the "who's next" is a bit ominous

“Oh, I am killed. What irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress” damn Jules

@superleipoman

6 жыл бұрын

No chill.

@mateimnothasan6016

6 жыл бұрын

even when she is dying she is still spitting flames

@makiroll218

6 жыл бұрын

Maddie_D Haha I love it!

@makiroll218

6 жыл бұрын

Hasan Traboulsi just like the beat she drops ! Drops the mic like a boss. xD

@mateimnothasan6016

6 жыл бұрын

Erin Phoenix ikr xD

"The lead role shot down by a failed actress!" "Where's Romeo? *_OH NOMEO_* !" "You're getting an ass ripping worse than you boyfriends in prison" Juliet had the best lines

@MCWaxC

7 жыл бұрын

*You're

@MCWaxC

7 жыл бұрын

*an

@MCWaxC

7 жыл бұрын

*your

@BagofChexMix

7 жыл бұрын

+MCWaxC - I hope you don't mean " 'an' failed actress" because that would be unfortunate.

@MCWaxC

7 жыл бұрын

+Perplex No. I mean "You're getting AN ass ripping worse than your boyfriends in prison."

We all agree that Juliet won but I think it’s overlooked that Romeo had a pretty good first verse

@_inkykitty_5054

Жыл бұрын

“I will protect thine beauty from these dust bowl dildos” Always gets me

@HaydenLau.

Жыл бұрын

Bonnie and Clyde had a great duet first verse

Loved how they used the death scene to drop a bar.. Also "Oh Romeo!" got me ever time

@alephzero1984

11 ай бұрын

Nomeo*

@vintage-radio

7 ай бұрын

NOMEO

@carmelorosario155

Ай бұрын

Nomeo, in reference to "Gnomeo & Juliet"

Juliet alone was pure savage.

@superleipoman

6 жыл бұрын

She won :P

@plotTWiSt2024

6 жыл бұрын

She won

@theobesestalkerman2061

6 жыл бұрын

She won

@aidenadamson7270

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if you watch a documentary on Bonnie and Clyde you'll discover what she meant by Ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison. Which was utterly horrible on Juliet's part. But I respect your opinion just felt like I needed to add that

@raizel8094

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenadamson7270 Omg what did she mary please. I'm so curious but I'm too lazy watch the documentary

Juliet's every line was a 5 star roast, even before she died

@peanutbutterpuppies2756

4 жыл бұрын

Even after she died

@kirbotheanimator1994

4 жыл бұрын

She legit kamakazeed the two

@stgeorge5862

4 жыл бұрын

"Lead role shot down by a failed actress" cold cuh.... cold

@bikechainimmortalis6923

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite is still "Where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo!"

@FlawdaBwoy07

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Can we take a second to appreciate how they worked Juliet’s final bars in iambic pentameter and then made it match the beat? DJ Willy S was ahead of the game.

@duckysguidetoshipping8930

Жыл бұрын

Yessss

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

9 ай бұрын

tf is an iamban perimeter

@javelynhobinson6405

8 ай бұрын

In Shakespeare's plays and stuff, he uses it. It's kinda like a syllable thing. Every line is 10 syllables, with a short unstressed syllable than long stressed syllable. Try reading a Shakespeare line and clapping every other syllable or just stressing that syllable.@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

@vintage-radio

7 ай бұрын

​@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500if nobody answers you after 2 months maybe you should google it and get answers faster. Just a tip

@imthebossmermaid3648

5 ай бұрын

​@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 It's a rhythmic poetry scheme where a line has ten syllables with every other syllable being stressed, so you have an unstressed and stressed syllable done five times in a row, for example, the line "two *house* holds *both* a *like* in *dig* ni *ty".* The bold syllables are the stressed ones. That's iambic pentameter.

A few things - "I'm known to fire off some bars" BAR is an abbreviation for some gun that Clyde used (he is holding it during the rap battle too!) - When Romeo bites his thumb (specifically, put his thumb behind his front teeth then flicked it), is a gesture which means to them what the middle finger means to us. - "Spit sick like a plague on both your houses!" Was inspired by Mercutio's line : "A plague upon both your houses!" - Bonnie was a failed actress. - "he will do upon thine **** what you hath done upon your toe!" Clyde cut his toe off to avoid a longer prison sentence, but it was for nothing since his sentence was pardoned a few days after! - "Thus, with a dis, I die!" Reference to Romeo's line before killing himself: "Thus, with a kiss, I die!" - Juliet's last verse is in iambic pentameter!

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

I love how you quote the exact line and then give context, but you just add "Bonnie was a failed actress." without referencing Juliet's line

@hannahquintua

Жыл бұрын

@@Resi1ience Oh, I apologize!

@mariustan9275

11 ай бұрын

When did Romeo put his thumb between his front teeth?

@jennamariposa5443

11 ай бұрын

@@mariustan9275 1:09

@Social_idiot

4 ай бұрын

BAR is short for Browning Automatic Rifle.

Juliet so savage Clyde had to ask Romeo to tell her to chill out.

@saucyegg2063

4 жыл бұрын

She still didn't stop dissing as she falls saying "oh I am killed what irony is this, the lead role shot down by a failed actress"

@solomonmak6559

4 жыл бұрын

He was too scared too ask her himself

@BreakfastTea1

4 жыл бұрын

Juliet was so savage even her last-LAST line had to be "and like the BEAT I DROP" damn

@rogerfish2585

4 жыл бұрын

Hey partner you best put a muzzle on your misses before I teacher her how we handle disrespect down in Texas

@majesticchickenj1677

3 жыл бұрын

I'm declaring war on your comment may the better comment win

Everybody except Juliet lost

@refusion2664

6 жыл бұрын

Video Critic nah romeo won 2 when he said "or will u duck ur chicken s*** ass back into ur ford"

@user-ts7tp1dh6f

6 жыл бұрын

He had one pretty good line, and it was deliverd pretty poorly.

@alyssaclark1370

6 жыл бұрын

honestly bonnie and clyde rocked it romeo and Juliet sucked

@joshuab3918

6 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Clark Juliet completely owned the last verse. Probably the most savage death I've seen

@kawaiipanda6850

6 жыл бұрын

Video Critic Oh I am killed,what irony is this a lead role killed by a failed actress” GOD DAMN😩🔥

"Your getting your ass rippin' worse then your boyfriend in prison" She didn't had to💀💀

I literally pissed myself when I saw how Romeo ended up on the floor after he poisoned himself. 😂😂

@sheamusgrant

Жыл бұрын

He looks like Chris from family guy passed out

"Wheres Romeo ,oh Nomeo" Best Line

@user-rf8zi6cd1b

8 жыл бұрын

+T Skelton i died laughing

@shibanationx

8 жыл бұрын

XD so true

@Morgan-xf4oz

8 жыл бұрын

+T Skelton I know right that was just great :')

@herroalex

8 жыл бұрын

+T Skelton Has anyone notice that Romeo is in a snail position when he is dead XD

@cwak8121

8 жыл бұрын

+T Skelton I'm french what does Nomeo mean? is it a name of someone well knowed?

Bonnie: shoots Juliet Also Bonnie: *sad at the thought that they died young*

@kateu7398

4 жыл бұрын

Bonnie, after shooting Juliet: *surprised pikachu face*

@Tkieron

4 жыл бұрын

Also says "That did not go as expected." after talking about the entire plot of Romeo and Juliet.

@halfway7690

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tkieron the front pages say,"Romeo and Juliet will die"

@sabenerizvi7840

4 жыл бұрын

Traits of a Psychopath

@LifeInPink999

4 жыл бұрын

Me: oh the irony... Bonnie and Clide are murdered Me: well now his makes sense.

Ain't nobody showing my man Romeo the love he deserves. He handled himself just as well as Juliet. Also i won't lie, Bonnie and Clyde's verses were fire!

@yoshifan33

10 ай бұрын

Yeah! The comments all make it seem like he was just sitting on his ass, but he was no slouch!

@yulianaalvarado9236

9 ай бұрын

@KDB3497 is the type of guy to not watch my videos

1:57 Had the most personality and humor out of any bar in ERB history.

Juliet: **goes off** Clyde: hey romeo could you like.... stop her

@bonniebluebells

3 жыл бұрын

romeo: nah i’m good fam

@San-li9ml

3 жыл бұрын

When did Clyde tell Romeo to calm Juliet to calm down

@bonniebluebells

3 жыл бұрын

Sansaboy Brutal “you best put a muzzle on your missus”

@San-li9ml

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonniebluebells hmm interesting

@bonniebluebells

3 жыл бұрын

Sansaboy Brutal agreed

“You’re not a real romance, you’re just a conjugal visit, but that’s not even your real husband now is it?” This one got me!

@GumSkyloard

5 жыл бұрын

It's the best line imo.

@ndmdnhdjsi3124

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Darksky1001able

4 жыл бұрын

Could you explain that one to me?

@GumSkyloard

4 жыл бұрын

@@Darksky1001able Tl;DR: Bonnie and Clyde are just fuckbuddies.

@kathyvincent5563

4 жыл бұрын

Darksky1001able Bonnie was married for a couple years before they split up. They never got divorced, just went their separate ways. Anyway Bonnie was still wearing his ring when she died.

Easily the most underrated battle they’ve ever done

"Where's Romeo? oh Nomeo!" 9 years later and it's still hilarious.

@EricaGamet

Ай бұрын

Hadn't heard this in years... used to sing it all the time... still cracked up at that line and, "That did NOT go as expected!"

Juliet went so hard that she won a 3 on 1 battle.

@racquelrioverosjandusay6155

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually 2 on 2

@saakethvenigalla6090

2 жыл бұрын

@@racquelrioverosjandusay6155 r/woosh

@counciloftheholymicrowaves5364

2 жыл бұрын

@@saakethvenigalla6090 got eem

@The_Doctor_of_Rhodes_Island

2 жыл бұрын

@@racquelrioverosjandusay6155 Oof

@michaelterrell5061

2 жыл бұрын

Wait why was it three on one?

Everyone before watching: *"Juliet will probably be the most boring"* Everyone after watching: *"Omg Juliet" open speechless mouth*

@lastfullast8819

4 жыл бұрын

Me after watching: "Juliet is really boring, Romeo was at least funny. Bonnie and Clyde won."

@penguin3914

4 жыл бұрын

@@lastfullast8819 okay boomer

@soupholelegs1173

4 жыл бұрын

Lastful Last How though? Juliet was savage, Romeo was hilarious

@lastfullast8819

4 жыл бұрын

Her "savage" lines were boring.

@soupholelegs1173

4 жыл бұрын

Lastful Last whatever, you have your opinion we have ours. But just because a line is boring to you doesn’t mean they weren’t hard hitting. Clyde was boring to me, his flow was nice but his lines weren’t super strong. Bonnie was pretty good, Romeo was hilarious but wasn’t super hard hitting, Juliet was just on fire with every line except for after she got back up

Best Flow: Bonnie & Clyde Best Disses: Romeo & Juliet Losers: All of them

@BlackArche0ps

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@Anonymous-kn5oh

Жыл бұрын

This guy probably way better then you can ever do.

Thanks!

@ERB

3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much ❤

I think Romeo and Juliet won because they roasted them while sounding so proper... that takes some skill

@lukesanroman9264

6 жыл бұрын

Catgirl0217 plus Juliet had some pretty fucking amazing lyrics

@bellatrixlestrange3212

6 жыл бұрын

Luke San Roman agreed!

@joshuab3918

6 жыл бұрын

Especially Juliet's straight-up savage last lines. Using your final breath to spit some fire is legendary.

@ralfagcaoili3005

6 жыл бұрын

Catgirl0217 lol

@randomdude5955

6 жыл бұрын

666 likes. Satan confirmed

"Where's Romeo? OH NOMEO!" That is too funny.

@nitoginko2187

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes, Juliet’s ending was the best! “The lead role shot down by a failed actress.” “Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop.”

@OfficialJab

3 жыл бұрын

That's the very edge of so bad it's good. Nobody on the planet but Grace could have pulled that off.

@hanns115

3 жыл бұрын

Its the face during that line for me hahaha

@Silverlined_69

2 жыл бұрын

This kills me every time

@galaxyy5806

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else think of Gnomeo from the rip off Gnomeo and Juliet? XD

I return to this annually, glad to know it still slaps, because my face is in pain. I’m satisfied.

Romeo had me laughing with the “shall I draw my long ass sword or will you duck your chicken ass shit back into your Ford”, and he looked so happy saying it lol! 😂😂😂

I've never heard the announcer so confused and distraught

@MyoticTesseract

5 жыл бұрын

@The1True Pineapple Nah, in that one he just became one with the philosophers.

@rafanana0077

5 жыл бұрын

Easter Bunny Vs Genghis Khan

@alienelephant4721

5 жыл бұрын

The Gunners won obviously! :D

@unlucky_blossom8717

4 жыл бұрын

GOD SAME I was like DEFUC

@IamSamSammIam

4 жыл бұрын

Who won? Who's next? :|

Finn and Jake vs Spongebob and Patric?

@Avoskk

9 жыл бұрын

YES.DUDE.YES

@luizoctavio1701

9 жыл бұрын

i think Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby would be better

@nadiasifuentes5402

9 жыл бұрын

Agree 👆

@DoubleOWolf

9 жыл бұрын

These ideas are incredibly stupid. These ideas are no where near what a quality ERB should be..

@nadiasifuentes5402

9 жыл бұрын

I think ur incredibly abnoxious. You are no where near the type of person I enjoy being around.. 😒

Wonderful work! ❤️ I love the costuming and backgrounds, even subtle things like the yellowed ‘desert’ lighting on one side and the more ‘romantic’ blue lighting on the other! One suggestion: Barbie vs G.I. Joe, battle of the iconic toys.

I don't see enough people talking about Grace's performance. Like I know it's not a huge gig, but damn her performance and vocal delivery was on point! Smashed it. Praying for her health after the recent cancer news as well... :(

Juliett won. Everyone else sucked.

@dieskretschies2221

9 жыл бұрын

No

@devilface97

9 жыл бұрын

I agree, Juliett had the best lyrics and great flow.

@EtTuDoctor

9 жыл бұрын

Yes

@EtTuDoctor

9 жыл бұрын

Don't hate on other peoples opinions

@CobaltSHFT

9 жыл бұрын

Destiny Conium your opinion sucks

“oh and that’s even not your real husband now is it?” Juliet was destroying Bonnie 😭

@wyattangle

3 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite ERB line ever. Nice way of calling your opposition a sl*t.

@matts1166

2 жыл бұрын

"Get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend in prison" was my favorite line.

@peterparquer1873

2 жыл бұрын

You betcha! If a male said something like that to another male (substitute "wife" for "husband"), it wouldn't be taken offensively, but....here, we see Juliet basically calling Bonnie a whore; females can be much more subtle and savage at the same time.....😔

@amandamorgan8349

2 жыл бұрын

I was just googling them and saw that Bonnie had a whole other husband from high school that’s what this means I just realized that 😂😂😂😂

@icardi9goat

2 жыл бұрын

“Oh, Im killed! What irony is this? The lead role shot down… by a failed actress.”

@0:59 how have I never noticed the background coming to life?

@vintage-radio

7 ай бұрын

theres like a single frame where romeo standing is placed on top of juliet

Love it that the last line in Romeo & Juliet is the names of the characters (“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo”) which is mirrored by “At least we’ve got each other, just Bonnie and…” as they get gunned down at the end.

I feel like Juliet won this one.

@claudiaguzman150

8 жыл бұрын

make sense

@shinriley

8 жыл бұрын

That's because she did :)

@DOCTAxSWAG

8 жыл бұрын

The line that goes like "Oh what irony is this? The main role shot down by a failed actress." is my favorite I'm this rap lol

@MisterJackTheAttack

8 жыл бұрын

Well, she did.

@kale_izaguirre

8 жыл бұрын

same

Bellatrix Lestrange vs. Harley Quinn.

@neonstarfish8391

8 жыл бұрын

Isaac Kim OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA

@isaackim7675

8 жыл бұрын

Gentleman Ghost Thanks.

@nothanks2575

8 жыл бұрын

This would be fucking epic

@cupcakeluva11

8 жыл бұрын

Isaac Kim They should do this and give the part to Brizzy she loves Harley Quinn !

@maryamal-kanderi1774

8 жыл бұрын

Isaac Kim holy shit YESSSSSS

been watching erb since 2014 and i still cant get over how good these battles are

1:31 I relish Grace's hype man energy here. "Aw shit no he didn't!"

Am I the only one who thinks the clear winner here is just Juliet?

@janessawise2338

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!!

@crystalDM96

8 жыл бұрын

She had all the best lines. The "a moments break from your gaze is an eternity past" was so hilarious it had be laughing non stop

@palomad9648

8 жыл бұрын

+Janessa Wise yes Grace Helbig was amazing xD

@brandontube4492

8 жыл бұрын

yes

@ichigoeater

8 жыл бұрын

+Janessa Wise Agreed. "Where's Romeo? Oh, Nomeo!" I laughed so hard.

First Place: Juliet Second Place: Bonnie and Clyde Lost: Romeo

@sindromepro

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@_Biggg_t

8 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@trinitywidmann9197

8 жыл бұрын

Juliet was AMAZING!!!!!!

@DatCrazyOokamii

8 жыл бұрын

***** Well said

@sarahlaw3948

8 жыл бұрын

***** I wouldnt really say romeo lost. I may be biased though since hes the one who started ERB years ago.

Juliet’s finger-diddle move at the “conjugal visit” line was unexpectedly hilarious! It was like the RoboCop-Terminator battle, when RoboCop pops his finger saying “You don’t know love, you don’t know honor. You only know a programmed robot boner for John Connor.”

0:26 Clyde: We can turn rob'em blind! Bonnie:😃

Bonnie: shoots Juliet Also Bonnie: it’s kind of tragic really, so young to have just died

@WingedWyrm

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think Bonnie or Clyde were all that good at thinking through the consequences of their actions.

@darthdylan544

3 жыл бұрын

It was a blank if you listen and look there was no bullet and she said my shirt was merely grazed so it was a blank shot

@graphitetailgrace3870

3 жыл бұрын

Even then, I don't think Bonnie actually hit a vital organ.

@its1899

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthdylan544why would bonnie shoot her with a blank? why would she even have blank rounds? and juliet clearly says "flesh" not "shirt"

@LizzieourWorld

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, would you expect someone to commit suicide after they survive your bullet shot?

Nice peter looked pretty hot in that costume no homeo

@Abyssalmatter

4 жыл бұрын

Great line!!

@dylanhuneycutt1507

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@noctisdrake8020

4 жыл бұрын

No Homeo huh, I see what you did there

@alexanderarmageddon1467

4 жыл бұрын

That joke is just fuckin...*sigh* bromeo...

@Flutty_Putty3564

4 жыл бұрын

that made me laugh a little to hard xD

What I find interesting about the Announcer's joke at the end (he was quiet at first, but then became loud) is it can be interpreted two different ways: 1. It mirrors Juliet's horrified reaction. When he is quiet, it's because he is waking up, i.e. regaining consciousness. When he is loud, it's because he is horrified by the sight of the four corpses. 2. It mirrors Bonnie and Clyde's confused reaction. When he is quiet, it's because he is confused by what just happened. When he is loud, he's getting back into character. How did you interpret it?

"I will protect thine honor from this dust bowl dildos" Been six years and this still flips me to the ground 🤣

Only here to listen to Juliets verse again She's spitting fire

@shripes3562

7 жыл бұрын

Shahaab Sherwani same

@chibee4l

7 жыл бұрын

Shahaab Sherwani me 2

@angelinafernandez7621

7 жыл бұрын

Shahaab Sherwani Same fam

@babycarl9585

7 жыл бұрын

Shahaab Sherwani ikr

@zombiegone79

7 жыл бұрын

Shahaab Sherwani ikr Romeo was trash Juliet was the best, then Bonnie, then Clyde, then Romeo

"Where's Romeo? OH NOMEO!!" I died at that omg 😂

@roccoten369

8 жыл бұрын

I know! XD

@creativitydeficient5112

8 жыл бұрын

+XTERNAL ha nice one 😂

@nikkimorris4569

8 жыл бұрын

You've got poison on your face

@simplyshaye1114

8 жыл бұрын

me too

@almclaughlin2376

8 жыл бұрын

Theres poison on your face

This is a double date gone wrong.

“Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds” lmao still gets me

@SarahAbramova

4 ай бұрын

Everybody reading the original play

“The lead role shot down by a failed actress” *Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.*

@meowmeow3532

3 жыл бұрын

lmao i love this comment

@atheontimesconflux4613

3 жыл бұрын

@@meowmeow3532 tnemmoc siht evol i oaml

@marvhartigan3677

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt get this

@eclipsewalkr

3 жыл бұрын

@@atheontimesconflux4613 Haha

@thebritishempire3975

3 жыл бұрын

@@marvhartigan3677 it's basically insulting Bonnie's talent, as her "final" breath

'Oh! I am killed! what irony is this!? the lead role shot down by a failed actress' Julia wins

@clover1161

6 жыл бұрын

Julet

@carlmosessongsdemos2394

6 жыл бұрын

Kate R We both made a mistake, it's Juliet

@pastelchan5941

6 жыл бұрын

XDDDDD

@honperryhill1687

6 жыл бұрын

litrrally the best line lmao

@carlmosessongsdemos2394

6 жыл бұрын

Hon Hill totally

While Juliet did do the heavy lifting for her team, I feel like, as a TEAM battle, Bonnie and Clyde took the gold. It's all about supporting each other, and the two of them were spectacular and really quite solid. Romeo was, as Clyde put it, soft as a froyo.

@user-vs9ds3dc2y

Жыл бұрын

ok

@alexander9703

Жыл бұрын

Might have been a team battle, but Juliet alone stomped Bonnie and Clyde. Juliet gets the gold, and it's not even close!

@yoshifan33

10 ай бұрын

I think Romeo held his own, ngl. The "good with a wrench" and "do you quarrel, sir?" lines were pretty good, and the rest was solid enough (especially when coupled with Juliet destroying Bonnie).

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

5 ай бұрын

but hear me out... what if you were to duck your chicken sh*t *ass back into your ford

@slash2bot

5 ай бұрын

It's also a damn good team strategy and well executed by Romeo and Juliet. While Bonnie and Clyde went both attacking, Romeo and Juliet went the strategic straight man route. Romeo hit hard, but played the straight main in the duo, which then allowed Juliet to directly go for the dirty hard hits, which now hit even harder. Some of the best teamwork is a duo with a straight man gag. It works exceedingly well if you can pull it off, and they pulled it off so well that you missed it entirely.

that ending made me smile lmao. i sometimes forget how hilarious this series is

HARRY POTTER VS PERCY JACKSON

@xan3e

8 жыл бұрын

nice

@imelectraheart3142

8 жыл бұрын

Omg YES

@notsocoolguyhoe6465

8 жыл бұрын

yes Harry Potter vs. Percy Jackson

@professionalfangirl190

8 жыл бұрын

+Rose Wilde yes yes yes yes yes

@kewpie-doll

8 жыл бұрын

OMFG YASSSSSSSSSS AHHHHH

"A moment from your grace is a eternity past . So together we shall put these bitches on blast" I DIED LAUGHING

@blazeburner4039

6 жыл бұрын

At first i thought it was "A moment from your gays" since Romeo just talk about "dust bowl dildos" xD

@GamingHero...

6 жыл бұрын

Ganesh Murugappan it's a moment break from your gaze is an eternity past

@ea.fitz216

6 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s ‘a moments break from your gaze is an eternity past’

@its_gbbyw8606

6 жыл бұрын

Ganesh Murugappan f7ruffutug

Fantastic video

I love Juliet's line "A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity passed so together we shall both put these bitches on blast!"

"Where's Romeo?" " Oh Nomeo, there's poison on your face!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@_ssundazee_2512

7 жыл бұрын

Well. I don' t know to be honest Her expression while seeing Romeo on the ground though😂😂😂😂

@Sachiel001

7 жыл бұрын

Juliet, that is not his face :D

@nathancovington1792

6 жыл бұрын

You can even see his face from her angle or the camera's.

@trinavsaloi7017

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how at first Romeo rapped in Shakespeare's English, but when Juliet was offended he started to diss Clyde with modern English xDD

@EntertainmentFan11

3 жыл бұрын

She dissed Bonnie, too.

@imrealisticc

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Just plain hard savage.

@hestiashearth478

3 жыл бұрын

i read your comment as if you're rapping lmao

@sto1238

2 жыл бұрын

She was so mad she time travelled

@skillaxxx

2 жыл бұрын

@callmecatalyst Perhaps not all, but it sounded like at least most were....

I’m obsessed with this song its so good

Okay, this line? "Oh, happy dagger, pierce me through, persuade my breath to stop. Sheathe thyself inside my heart, and like the beat, I drop." That might be the best line ERB's written. Just absolutely perfect, flows wonderfully, mixes both rap and shakespearean styles seamlesssly, just a straight up 12/10.

@EricaGamet

Ай бұрын

The verses are iambic heptameter basically (Shakespeare being in iambic pentameter).

Romeo and Juliet destroyed them so hard that Bonnie couldn't do anything except pull a gun out. Seriously, when you pull out a weapon during a rap battle, you know you've lost. And they were so savage that they were still destroying Bonnie and Clyde while they were dying! Edit: Wow! That's the most likes I've ever gotten! Thanks guys!

@gavinmccormick7750

3 жыл бұрын

period

@hyaziinth

2 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader..

@killertigergaming6762

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyaziinth yep

@controversialopinion5722

2 жыл бұрын

Nah Clyde was really good.

@TwinDagger

2 жыл бұрын

Looking at you, Ivan the Terrible.

Juliet was the real star this rap!

@owen4630

8 жыл бұрын

True

@NoobPTFO

8 жыл бұрын

Wow + 53? MOM GET THE CAMERA

@kamilaurbanska4409

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@user-kh9ki3kq8m

8 жыл бұрын

She's like that one southern aunt who's always throwing shade

@nevaehboudreaux1481

8 жыл бұрын

I agree, Juliet was!!

One of my favorite rap battles :D

Love the dedication on the makeup to make Lloyd look like Juliet

“You’re not a true romance.You’re just a conjugal visit.Oh but that’s not even your real husband now is it?” That line still gets me to this day!

@craigmoon2121

4 жыл бұрын

Every line of Juliet's was a 5-star roast.

@alorikitsune6394

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey partner! You best put a muzzle on your missus. Before I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas"

@MattBnl2ih

4 жыл бұрын

@@alorikitsune6394 "You quarrel, sir? Oh! shall I draw my long sword? or will duck your chicken shit ass, back into your ford?!"

@wyattangle

4 жыл бұрын

Payton Margarone This is one of my favorite lines from any ERB.

@Factor.X

4 жыл бұрын

John Doe “how could you beat my man in some Mano y Mano you can’t protect your best friend from some Johns languasamo” “Oh no my Romeo will beat your bow in contest blow for blow he will do upon thine dick what you’ve done appone your toe Oh I am killed what irony is this the lead role shot down by a failed actress”

can we all agree that the best part was oh nomeo

@kattastic9999

7 жыл бұрын

LexiDango Deal

@dumbbitches4627

7 жыл бұрын

fuck yeh

@quadeladds6526

7 жыл бұрын

LexiDango a

@silvanamaldonado6537

7 жыл бұрын

LexiDango

@StormAlterWorlds

7 жыл бұрын

Every time I hear that part I crack up.

Coming back to this many years later, its so much funnier with the context.

this was good good job

Juliet alone could have won

@s.k.zuidema2873

5 жыл бұрын

JULIET WAS FIRE.

@aaronbrown8377

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know. "Dust bowl dildos" was pretty good.

@wasabimir952

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Brown Yup, but in my opinion that was legit the only fire he spat lol.

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

WaSaBi X the wrench roast was good!

@aaronbrown8377

5 жыл бұрын

@Wowie Zowie Definitely.

Fun fact... In Romeo's first section he bites his thumb. That was an offensive gesture the equivalent of giving something the Middle Finger. Possibly a bit worse cause people would pull a sword on you and demand a duel for it.

@krisd1536

4 жыл бұрын

Them: “Do you bite your thumb at us sir?” Him: “I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I DO bite my thumb.”

@Enchiladas_05

4 жыл бұрын

Do you quarrel at us sir

@lahkooky504westside3

4 жыл бұрын

Would you not pull a gun out on someone if they just randomly stuck the middle finger at you? Well this is for my "boys in the hood" fellas only

@crimsonlight4205

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Paul point god I mean if your a dumbass I guess you would lmao

@crimsonlight4205

4 жыл бұрын

Kris D that was the funniest part to me it’s like telling someone to go fuck themselves and trying to play it off like you weren’t talking to them

"how many times do you replay 1:46 - 2:10? " me: "yes"

I'll handle this darling Im known to fire off some bars some BAR's cause if these lovers cross me they're gonna end up seeing stars Thats one of the best rhymes i ever heard

Shot down by a failed actress LOL REKT

@captain_grenade1780

7 жыл бұрын

Juliet had the best last words you could ever say

Title: *_Juliet vs Failed Actress and Fake Husband_*

@ClaudetteVioletta

3 жыл бұрын

Special guest: Romeo

@Kolchak_Enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@meowdazaimeow

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaudetteVioletta lmao

@fawazimad1801

3 жыл бұрын

What a delightful video! Full of wholesome family values!

@hannahquintua

3 жыл бұрын

OOOo DAMN

That was awesome!

Very cool video

who won? law enforcement

@dawnc7904

6 жыл бұрын

paul chandler Bonnie and Clyde was winning they killed 9 officers of they law.

@adelaidefox2365

6 жыл бұрын

You win youtube, congrats

@georginaward1248

6 жыл бұрын

AND I'M JAVERT!!!

@shannonkendrick1796

6 жыл бұрын

paul chandler fuck the police!! I was a boy scout! Troop 187 bitch!

@dogma9021

6 жыл бұрын

Dawn C Lots of grammatical errors, but I love hearing about dead cops

“At least we have each other, just Bonnie and-“ Cops: *n o*

@miconis123

4 жыл бұрын

Cops: Die!

@rbgerald2469

4 жыл бұрын

FBI: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Multiple Thompson, Revolver, Colt Monitor Gunshot sounds*

@curshburger4582

4 жыл бұрын

Almighty Egglord 😂😂😂😂

@lordvader7723

4 жыл бұрын

Almighty Egglord I thought that was Juliet whoops

@-et37-

4 жыл бұрын

*Frank Hamer has entered the chat*

This is so funny and awesome 😂

WOWW THIS IS AMAZING BROOO THIS IS FUCKING SOO ARTISTIC IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS THE WRITING THE MUSIC THE DISSES THE ACTING THE IMMERSION OF EACH CHARACTER AND GIVING THEM THAT I DONT GIVE ASF PERSONALITY YOU WOULD ACTUALLY NEED IN REAL LIFE BATTLE RAP BUT STILL BEING IN LINE WITH EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT CHARACTER DOWN TO EVERY DETAIL TIL THEYRE DEATHS OMG ERB YALL ARE FUCKING AMAZING PLZZZ LET ME PLAY A CHARACTER WHEN I MAKE IT😂 I LOVE YALL & THE TEAM!!