Imagine if smoking weed temporarily cured Curze's insanity and the goal becomes figure out how to permastone a Primarch

@nolanbaker2360

9 күн бұрын

Pure thc drip fed into in spinal cord

@bingusmingus2937

9 күн бұрын

Nah Curze is so fucked up the moment THC hits his system his body just goes full fent mode

@AngryHomunculus

9 күн бұрын

Alternatively give him LSD for the ego death

@customerservice1565

9 күн бұрын

The Boofer's Nails.

@spice615

8 күн бұрын

Caul needs to make a new astartes organ.

Magnus the Red asked to leave Council of Nikaea after rolling ‘worst blunt ever’

@Charlezworth

9 күн бұрын

Also, Magnus would be the guy who insists on you all listening to his beats when he gets the aux

@nobleman9393

7 күн бұрын

And then he went to the local Burger King

@RobTunes

3 күн бұрын

“Was he fucking serious with that thing? Big E is in there, Mortarion is in there, fuckin Jaghatai’s gonna hear about that boof one way or the other. How does he think anyone could forgive that?” - Robute Guilliman

Hearing Arthur send everyone into laughing fits brings me joy.

@crushingcrusader736

3 күн бұрын

it was surreal learning that his name isnt Arthur

Guilliman in 40k could use a bit of that ultrimareefer to take the edge off. Bro doesn't have a rotation, he just smokes the whole blunt alone in his off time

@braedenhogencamp1325

7 күн бұрын

What fucking off time?

@Murmarine

5 күн бұрын

He takes a drag between stacks of paper work then goes back on the hell grind.

Holy shit, featured on mini of the week and it's the primarch rotation episode. I could not ask for a better Friday. I'm geeked.

Vulkan would be the guy who gives you a pipe easily worth more than all your glass when you say "Oh I didn't show up with my bowl" Then when you give it back, he insists you keep it

@galbert117

8 күн бұрын

Guy even handcrafts it right there for you.

@lavatun

8 күн бұрын

​@@galbert117 using just bare hands, no tools..

@galbert117

8 күн бұрын

@@lavatun you don't even see him use any process either. He just moves his hands around the materials & forms it.

@coliimusic

8 күн бұрын

@@galbert117 Just pulls out a solid block of glass, waves his hand over it and reveals the finished pipe

We need an artwork of zooted beyound believe primarch line ups with the host, chilling out and doing shit while zooted. Man, that will be amazing. Imagine the possebilities.

@dr.stronk9857

8 күн бұрын

I imagine Curze would either be really chill or even worse, no in between

@bazant12WE

8 күн бұрын

Where is Conrad: 420 edition

Angron would stuff his mouth full, take one of those creme brulee torches, then just hold it to his mouth breathing in.

@crushingcrusader736

3 күн бұрын

Just imagining him like, angry breathing in smoke with lit leaves in his mouth

@BiomassEnjoyer

2 күн бұрын

@@crushingcrusader736most sane Angron daily activity

@kieranhoward8745

9 минут бұрын

Angron wouldn't smoke weed though, he'd be on crack and meth 24/7 364.

This episode just reminded me of the short I saw a while ago with Lion and Roboute smoking the ultra-boof

@angelofsteel1717

8 күн бұрын

This shit slew Sanguinius. This boof opened the Cicatrix Maledictum. Abaddon had to pass the blunt 12 times before he could puff puff pass

I love how at some point every conversation degenerates into wheezes, chuckles and vain attempts to speak through laughter… also how a tangent became a very thoughtful humble discussion about a very sad subject

Magnus, Jaghatai, Sanguinius and Vulkan are people to have in the group.

@andrewcody2181

8 күн бұрын

Agreed but I'd swap leman fir sangy

@jipowap

7 күн бұрын

You do NOT want to be around a Sanguinius with the munchies.

@Whiteknight-xg2pq

7 күн бұрын

@@jipowap Yeah I'd switch out Sanguinius for idk maybe Crovus?? It might switch up his mood for the better maybe get some interesting poems this time.

I can see it as a torture for Angron: the way is brain is wired (literaly) because of how the nails maimed is brain lowering or damping is anger would be incredibly more painful than normal. He canot enjoy anything without getting a backlash so imagine him under mind numbing drugs, is nail would go crazy.

You invite Guilliman because he brings the best snacks and remembers to order the pizza before they smoke up Perturabo is the guy you invite because you hope their sister will tag along Lorgar is bringing the good stuff. You invite Kahn and Russ because they'll cause a fun adventure to the corner store between round 2 & 3 Kurze will bring the 10 lb bag of sour patch kids

@hpenvy1106

9 күн бұрын

Robby would also bring some drinks against the dry mouth and a sleeping bag for Lorgar who would surely overdo it.

@Ogfgthxjy

8 күн бұрын

Rogal has the most heavily fortified sesh room in the Imperium, so he’s invited because that’s the spot

@theshamurai32

8 күн бұрын

Bobby G would 100% be the dad friend that ends up trip sitting everybody when they start to green out.

I would bring horus, just because he is a really good allrounder. Then comes russ, to get the good times going. 3rd is jagathai, too keep the party going and he and horus can keep russ in check, 4th is guillotinemenorah, for he brings the ultracush and has perfectly planned out when what snacks are to come in and at what rate a new one should be rolled. Finally comes in sanguinius, cause he's not just chill, but also brings in enough ladies for everyone and (unlike fulgrim) does not make a point of keeping them to himself😂

I know nothing about weed culture or slang, but the idea of Perturabo eating the roach sends my sides into orbit.

This episode made me laugh so hard. It also sparked great conversation with my friends.

I'm glad Arthur recovered from his backpain after he carried whole primarch episode 😊

the entire Arthnor segment about Ahriman being a 40 year-old white woman about wine had me in tears

Everyone knows, Rogal, you cannot simply have an ultra-boof and not drink the bong water

Magnus The Red seems like he would know strains that didnt even exist yet, know how to grow em, everything. He'd probably even know all the latin names for those strains. But the moment that dude starts even touching a roach card or the sheet the game is over. The galaxy is burning.

@Praisetotheholyclaw

7 күн бұрын

Yeah, bruh is burning it at the end of the blunt, muthafukka's smokin' the galaxy

Gotta say, after recently learning Fear and Hunger lore, seeing Mr. Bones like this hits different lol.

Im so hype to have found the crossover of the weed and 40k communities

Angeron, Pertarobo, Dorn, and The Kahn just cuz I think forcing them to be calm or pull the sticks out of their asses pretty funny

Just finished the last Mr Bones pod, excited for this!

I had to stop half an hour or so in to look up wtf Dracula flow is, I do not regret it at all.

The end of the podcast went hella into the feels

I love the turn the conversation takes towards the end of the episode and it's encouraging to hear about people who are also recovering addicts. I'm like 7 or 8 months off nicotine and I know I'm someone who gets addicted to things so thank you so much for covering that topic in this episode and in a healthy way.

Alpharius/Omegon is obviously the type of dude that once zooted enough is gonna go on an endless rant about government conspiracies, MKUltra(obviously Ultramarines were behind it), Critical Genocide Theory etc. and is gonna interrupt anyone just to throw in his theories.

Perty would take the boof because he knows that hes so high strung during the heresy thst if he doesnt hes going to actually explode his hearts.

Wasnt there a tomb in asia thousands of years old and the person was buried with their weed pouch?

@vancodling4223

9 күн бұрын

Uzbekistan - Scythian warlord who was buried with several multi-pound bales of medical grade hemp along with gold statues that no one knows how to make in present day.

@be1394

9 күн бұрын

Sweet

Damn, i was already planning on leaving a comment asking if the great arthur would ever return to the podcast. I see my dreams have been answered already

I swear that the intro conversation happend before am i crazy?

Stoner Fishing Dad Ferrus Mannus is the kind of meme i come here for.

I got the smoke smoke ready and another long one thank you love yall

So I dropped a list on After Dark Podcast a few weeks back, but that was how all of the Primarchs landed on this and not my personal favorite list. I would have my rotation be Khan, Russ, Vulkan, and Fulgrim and we would hot box Purterabo and the Lion in the hopes of properly adjusting their personalities.

WOOOO YEAH BABY THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Alpharius would be good for cod zombies he would know about the most convoluted bulshit easter eggs

@Whiteknight-xg2pq

7 күн бұрын

That mf knows the undiscovered EE and will not tell us.

Mr. Bones is sooooo fucking funny!!!

@nolanbaker2360

9 күн бұрын

He is, love his content. Hes mu most local KZreadr Very cool

I fucking love how arthur is literally making everyone die of laughter the entire time. Like this might just be the most ive heard the guys luagh in a podcast episode

Not having Red and Connor on the video together is diabolical, please let us see them interact. 😭🙏

Going in on him over picking Angron when you got Ferrus Manus, Perty and Lorgar in a room is entirely deserving of the public spanking it led to

Nah, Curze is the kind that "gets way more creative" when he smokes, like he's hitting the blunt while copying the reservoir dogs scene with stuck in the middle playin. Really loosens him to express himself 😂

I can imagine Loretta walking up and Snatching a Zoot from a Primary before going back to Angron to put him in time out

Please more episodes like this. Exactly like this

EDIT: Magnus at 18:30 Arthur casually hittin a Sideways reference is excellent AND SOME OF US WERE WAITING FOR JAGHATAI THE ENTIRE TIME, *ARTHUR*

The kahn vulkan mangus and leman. And when mangus gets mad at Leman and leaves, we're calling corvus

1:09:08 Roasting EVERYBODY Alive, but draws the line at Argel Tal...fair lol *I was not expecting nude Moots at the end, but I'm not disappointed XD

Sanguinius would have a Paul Atreides 1984 David Lynch Dune trip. Prophecy theme and everything.

Y'all should do an episode on the ideal lan party for the primachs

If im doing my own rotation im going with Vulkan, Sanguinius, Magnus, and Horus (All 30K during the great crusade)

I would like to get all these dudes in my smoking circle. The stoned conversations would be very insightful

Dune navigators had the spice. The Navis Nobilite has some sticky Thai on sticks. Their third eye always needs Visine. ...we call this blend "The Commissar" because it blows your head off. I figure Corvus is one of those people who leaves their goddamned windows open on a breezy day, and from the street, you go...heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Shadowkush. Le sigh. With how red their eyes always are, the Salamanders probably have a relic from Vulkan. The Eternal Burning Finger of Nepal. Maybe the 2nd and the 11th got ahold of that orange flower. Lorgar's pilgrimage to the Eye of Terror...bud run.

Funny watching this a a tiny bit lit, and from the next room hearing about the best weed, and Mr. Bones says "good morning Stephen"...

European burger king slaps, moots is right. Had it in the UK and i genuinely felt unwell afterwards.

OH MY GOD. The orks are hallucinations. The mushrooms are an extremely evolved hallucinogenic fungi.

49:10 Fears to Fathom is an amazing game. It's terrifying though

53:20 WHAT THE HELL, I zone out, come back, and that's the first thing I hear?!?

The band Moots was struggling to get was Deep Purple

What a funny man, this "Mr.Bones." Bring this man to my court.

Well said Arthur

Wait Arthur's Name Is -Cameron- Connor??

It be cool if you guys made a "what if" ep. For example, what if Traizen collected Abbydon for his gallery. Regardless thank you muppets for the laughs!

I'm glad at least one other person gets Lorgar. Dude would absolutely crush a boof sesh. You wouldn't wanna leave.

Mr Bones? Yay

1:01:45 best decision ever made ever!

Mootz is right, Mortarian has definitely spent way too much time in the basement playing video games

Magnus would smoke out of an authentic Estruscan boar

Heh one time I got so zooted I thought I see in third person view

Ngl this is making me want to try weed out and it’s bumming me out because my only friend that smokes just moved away. And so begins my pilgrimage.

Interesting ❤❤❤

Tom’s blunt rotation group would PLAN to play CoD: Zombies. But so much tomfuckery and clashing personalities and conversations would ensue, that they’d never even make it past the Xbox home screen

I'm sorry, Angron isn't eating the kush or anything like that, he's ignoring the blunt to smoke the PCP he got Fulgrim to buy him then he's gonna bend my knees backwards and eat my teeth

Hes fucjing back!!!!!

I think 40k roboute can have some Magnus's Blunts

The lion(40K), vulkan, khan,alpharius, and me. we just literally would be vibing it would be that shit where you are all sitting in silence and every 5-10 months someone goes damn that’s fire weed

@trippyimp6265

8 күн бұрын

Also you know the lion got that dark age of humanity boof

Am I crazy or have Red and Arthur never been in the same episode? Conspiracy theory: Mr. Bones and Red are the same person a la Superman/Clark Kent logic

My rotation: Perturabo Curze Dorn Morty Ferrus And then to make it work The Khan.

Just tell Vulkan there are Eldar children present. He'll bring the lighter

Finally

I feel like Lorgar would use peyote

Angron, Dorn, Perterabo and Vulkan, just to see what would happen

Burger King is pretty good in Germany too, but the best Burger King I've ever had was in the Czech Republic.

Nah, Angron would get the super munchies

1:08:36 all of that needs to be an animation

Conner’s buddy sounds EXACTLY like someone I know…

"Mortarion is racist-" Actually lost my drink out my mouth. Thank the emperor is was water

Dorn would smoke the whole blunt, and not feel a difference.

Woohoo 420th like while having a cone while watching a video on primarch boofs let's gooo

Robert girlyman would defend hybrids RG "Craftworld weed if great" Dorn "how do you know" Rg "no reason" Fulgrim grinning maliciously oh there's a reason Feel free to add to convo

49:00 I heard that fucking jojo reference arthur

great psa

Dorn would be the designated driver 34:31

Hey is Red doing OK, like did he finally get itself canceled or something?

@Neimad-xp1te

9 күн бұрын

Red works a lot so he was probably working the day they recorded this

@hdhstarwars2723

9 күн бұрын

on earlier episodes they said his work schedule conflicts with when they record these since hes the only person in the western hemisphere

@anjam5744

9 күн бұрын

Ok great, I glad he's ok. Thanks for letting me know.

Counterpoint : Perturabo would definitely be good at blunt rolling and cod zombies however he would definitely not be fun to play with Becuse he would over optimize the hell out of it and micromanage everyone else and get mad when others try to have fun

11:18 IT ME!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@sierraandrews9921

4 күн бұрын

I am very sorry about the username xDDD it is a running joke between my friends

Roboogie with the ultra boof. Cannabis secundus

Nah robute. Would be the best bro to smoke with, he wanted to be a farmer. Imagine a primarch as a cannabis farmer a PRIMARCH. 😂

Stoner Music: Deep Purple?

1:21:54 I'm not a Magnus fan but $20 is $20.

Rogal Dorn only does CBD