been getting an influx comments incorrectly accusing me of stealing this video so PLEASE read this before you comment 🫠 if you saw @ailaughatallmyownjokes video that was similar, you can check the dates, I actually posted my video before hers and she very kindly credited me as inspiring her video in her caption and comments! we’re friends and made a collab video together which you can watch on both our pages 🥰 so please check the posting dates/other people’s captions to see if they were inspired by someone else’s video before you comment untrue things about me stealing videos 🥲 I work really hard on my video scripts! and I am sensitive 😭

@proximitive3872

Жыл бұрын

Fck those people who think you stole other people's work. You're actually doing really great skits. I'm binge watching them right now instead of sleeping when I have a test tomorrow.

@anandaramlochan8861

Жыл бұрын

🫂 hugs. Continue doing you. Ignore the hate based comments

@hilmi-YT1

Жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for having to defend yourself. I hope you become famous so the internet can answers stupid people's questions before diving into McDonald's trash bins.

@nitroglitch45

Жыл бұрын

People are still accusing this?? They're so stupid

@whiskyeet

Жыл бұрын

Well shit I supported you but your sensitivities are your own problem and it's irrational as fuck to blame others for that. First video I've seen and it's pretty good, but that was :/.

she set a teacher on fire in her first year. Hermione didn't give a shit about breaking the rules, she only cared if she got caught

@Ms.Amylia_Clenny

5 ай бұрын

It's important to know the rules so you can get away with 'breaking' them. Hermione was an expert at finding & exploiting loopholes. It was the thing she loved most about the rules of the magical world.

@dantesparrow9903

2 ай бұрын

@@Ms.Amylia_Clenny I fully believe book Hermione is that one friend who would ask if you need her to break someone’s legs

@broskiibean

2 ай бұрын

Its why she and Remus Lupin are Gryffindors ❤

@dantesparrow9903

2 ай бұрын

@@broskiibean bold of you to assume Remus hasn’t broken someone’s legs because he could

@broskiibean

2 ай бұрын

@@dantesparrow9903 I didnt assume anything ? I was actually agreeing with your statement ^^ cause I think it would be really Gryffindor-ish to be bold enough to even try that on school grounds. Both of them 1000% belong in that house LOL

Hermoine in the books : it's only a war crime if someone snitches

@blueberryoatmeal4009

Жыл бұрын

And sometimes it's a war crime BECAUSE someone snitches

@junesmind7325

Жыл бұрын

​@@blueberryoatmeal4009that was a glorious moment. Even madame pomfrey couldn't put edgecomb back together. SNITCHES GET STITCHES.

@Xifihas

Жыл бұрын

It's only a war crime if there's a war.

@danmyers1518

Жыл бұрын

​@@junesmind7325 no snitches get put in jars and imprisoned

@skiffy8121

Жыл бұрын

relatable

The funniest aspect of Hermoine was always her hatred of snitches like between Rita and the fact she jinxed the Dumbledore’s Army signup she really wasn’t gonna let it slide

@kamanc8864

7 ай бұрын

Snitches don't get stiches. They get (possibly) lifetime imprisonment or disfigurement.

@AFLoneWolf

7 ай бұрын

S N E A K

@Tom_Marvolo_Riddle1231

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@BrightWendigo

6 ай бұрын

So were they lies or was she snitching?

@sunny4450

6 ай бұрын

my headcanon" she definately has grade school trauma from being tattled on, likely by a mean girl type that pretended to be her friend

Movie : young adults trying to be responsible. Books : what happens when you let hormonal emotion children get their hands of reality altering abilities.

"I kidnapped Rita Skeeter and put her in a jar" Hermione said calmly

@terhisomersalo8588

10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@rarescevei8268

10 ай бұрын

"And if she tries to turn back into a human, she'll die!"

@jolopolo4761

9 ай бұрын

Can we stop with this joke for once

@rarescevei8268

9 ай бұрын

@@jolopolo4761 No.

@user-nv8tt9rx1x

9 ай бұрын

​Whit all due respect.... No.

Book Hermione learned the rules, then she learned how to break the rules, then she learned the rules of how to get away with breaking the first rules. We're lucky she was on a good side.

@Mesanin3

Жыл бұрын

she would've been.... absolutely terrifying as the bad guy. 🥺😢

@tyeandshay5807

Жыл бұрын

Sequel perhaps???

@m.josena4485

Жыл бұрын

We need evil Hermione au

@helixxia9320

Жыл бұрын

@@m.josena4485 yes love that

@Reblwitoutacause

Жыл бұрын

So much so, that by year 3 they just… gave her the Time Turner 😄

Hermione in the movies: breaking the rules Hermione in the books: WAR CRIMES

The definition of “don’t underestimate or piss off weird smart people, we know how to get rid of the body” lol

Movie Hermione: bookworm dabbling in teenage rebellion Book Hermione: bookworm committing actual war crimes

@ginnyjollykidd

Жыл бұрын

And trying to free elves.

@drunkydrunk2351

Жыл бұрын

YESHSHHS SHE'S SMARTASS BRILLIANT

@mordredpendragon1235

Жыл бұрын

Well considering this school seems normal

@shubhroy7960

Жыл бұрын

​@@ginnyjollykidd that was the opposite of war crimes, right? 😂

@blubla7675

Жыл бұрын

And then she became the minister, all that power in her hands to install a totalitatian regime under the guise of elf liberation

"But Minister, how was I to know Rita was the beetle? I thought she was just a normal potions ingredient!"

@imageez

Жыл бұрын

In my defense Professor Snape taught us to use screaming beetles, and he neglected to teach the difference between screaming beetles and Animagus screaming that happens to be a beetle :)

@imlazyandiknowit4601

Жыл бұрын

I am screaming

@imlazyandiknowit4601

Жыл бұрын

@@imageez I am screaming even more now

@internetperson573

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Lupin enjoyer

@_Seph_

Жыл бұрын

​@@imlazyandiknowit4601 And are you a screaming beetle?

Book Hermione knew the rules, figured the holes in them, and broke them, like a total badass and that's something I really loved about her, still falling in love as I take up a re read.

@ProfJamie20

4 ай бұрын

SAME

That girl cunjured and weaponised birds which I think is the most badass use of magic ever.

Hermione be like: "It's important to learn about the rules because you need to know how to most effectively break them."

@willowtabby4926

Жыл бұрын

"And get away with it"

@msthecommentator2863

Жыл бұрын

I mean, as a "good kid" who got away with way more than she probably should have in school...this is accurate 😅

@rebeccajacobson372

Жыл бұрын

And I love that about her

@Bonbon.G

Жыл бұрын

Like in the beginning of both the books and movies she was a good albeit annoying kid who obeyed rules. Later she became the smart cunning, cunning i emphasise kid

@The_Sphinx-22

Жыл бұрын

This is why half my class took criminal justice

She also tried to lead a house elf uprising at one point which I would have loved to see SPEW in the movies

@spicysalad3013

Жыл бұрын

She was trying constantly, the house elves just weren't listening

@AdderTude

Жыл бұрын

@@spicysalad3013 Largely because Dobby said Dumbledore treated the house elves well, so they had no reason to revolt with Hermione.

@DaleHammersIII

Жыл бұрын

@@AdderTude It's a lot more than that. Even abuse House Elves dont want to be free, its a sign of utter disgrace in their eyes. Dobby was the exception, not the norm. House Elves consider Dobby to be scandalous to the extreme.

@ducklingscap897

Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the worst things she did. Like helping people/being means actually listening to them instead of completely ignoring their feelings and just forcing them to do what you want for them. Glad she learned that lesson in the books (at least a bit)

@jollyquinn430

Жыл бұрын

She acted soooooo entitled. She tried to free houseelves against their will. She was hiding little hats in the Gryffindor dormitory room. So the house elves would find them. The house elves got so scared of getting accidentally freed by accidentally picking up such a hat. Poor little Dobby had to clean the Gryffindor dormitory all by himself because the other house elves were too scared. But at least Dobby did it happily. Because he was always hoping to meet Harry. But I'd have loved to see Dobby wearing ALL the hats like a tower on his head. He had such an interesting style in the books. And I love how he had bargained Dumbledore down. He was the only free house elf at Hogwarts. And he wanted less money and less free days than Dumbledore had offered. He was like a mix of a human and a house elf. He wanted to be free and he wanted to get paid. But the thought of too much money and too much free time was even scary for brave little Dobby.

Don’t forget the time book Hermione cursed the signing page of Dumbledore’s Army to give snitches permanent shame tattoos 😂

@user-yc7ow3th3s

Ай бұрын

Then Cho must had one too. I can't wait to read that part.

@germanww2853

Ай бұрын

@@user-yc7ow3th3sCho didn’t snitch, her friend did.

@animeham7900

24 күн бұрын

It wasn’t even tattoos, they were pimples 😂😂😂 (and no one could get rid of them no matter what, she had to deal with them for years until they faded and they left scars)

People forget that in the books that Ron is a really good strategist and could be described as obsessive, and being basically just a foul mouthed, teenage chess prodigy who wants to both BE better and DO better than every single other member of his own family, but because struggles with imposter syndrome so badly it can sort of obscure the fact that he does, in reality, have his own brand of ambition coming out of his arse. Hermione, too, is not so much the annoying wet blouse everyone treats her like in the movies especially; she is, in reality, vicious, vindictive and keeps blackmailing people! She can talk her way around idk, like EVERYONE, and when she wants something, she will be stopped by neither rules nor other people, and tbh I doubt even death would dampen her drive to go after what she wants-at least not until she has GOT whatever "it" is.... and simultaneously humiliates anyone and everyone who ever had the GALL to cross her. ... and Harry? Well, Harry is, when you sit back and think about it objectively, a _worryingly_ good liar, especially by omission and circumlocution and just generally succeeds in hiding things he doesn't want anyone else to know or discover or find (be that an object, memory, fact, person... whatever it is, he will conceal), even if, admittedly, directly making random lies up on the spot isn't in his wheelhouse of strengths. In addition to this is his highly developed sense of cunning, and has, shall we say, uh,, "problems" with how absolute his drive and desire for revenge towers above everything else in his life, to the point that it nearly kills him, like MULTIPLE times. .... and it's kinda not hard to miss that all THREE of them have tempers that, when triggered, are more what you would expect of, say, a vicious creature or maybe a Veela, Harpy or Dragon... not that people seem to remember this??? Basically, put another way, if it was a different world where you couldn't argue with the sorting hat and that they could beg, please and, ultimately, just demand that the hat put them in whatever house they want, I think that it's quite likely every one of them had the potential to be put in Slytherin and, if they had been, they would've done really very well in Slytherin House (house pride!! I'm Slytherin too-I tried the Pottermore quiz like 7 different times to really make sure, even!-so I may be kinda biased but I'm still right). ... oh, and having said all that, you mustn't me STARTED on the Weasley twins, and also Sirius Black! Cos in my mind there is just noooo way those three could've stayed out of Slytherin, had they not been able to ask/beg/plead to be put into Gryffindor, and I can not be convinced otherwise!!! In fact I am now even thinking about Percy, because his defining traits are not that Gryffindor at ALL when you think of it! Cos like,, firstly he lives and breathes academics and "networking" (bùtt-kissery), wanting to do things absolutely perfectly, every time, all day and every day, and you can't tell me he does this for any other reason BUT that he really does just want to prove he is literally better than other people. .... and secondly? His actually RIDICULOUS ambition. Because idk what you think on such things but if he didn't eat and sleep ambition how on earth else does an 17 -19 year old, straight out of Hogwarts, somehow become the 2nd advisor/direct support staff to, idk, only just the LITERAL LEADER OF THE BRITISH WIZARDING WORLD?!? That's some Tom Riddle bullsh¡tte right there, correct!!?? Cos seriously! He has an only unholy amount of ambition, my dudes. And that, like it or not, is a distinctly SLYTHERIN trait, if ever I saw it. There is nothing Gryffindor about him I can see that isn't either superficial or just because of his name/family/upbringing. If you take away that, BOOM: you now have yourself a Snape dupe that's a spitting image of him if he had siblings, loving parents, and also if he was an extrovert.) Am I right?? I'm right, you all know it 😉

@samstromberg5593

6 ай бұрын

But that's That's not how this works The Sorting Hat doesn't just put you wherever you ask, but a lot of the people in Harry Potter are honest enough with themselves for it to seem that way. Malfoy (extremely easy example but I'll use him because it is obvious) is introspective enough to realize that ambition IS what's most valuable to him at 11 and therefore is put in Slytherin where he wants to be. On the other hand, there are people like Neville who value bravery a lot but don't think they are or can be and aren't really honest with themselves that they DO value honor and bravery and chivalry and adventure. So the Hat overrides them because it can see past the lies they tell themselves. I'm absolutely with you on Percy but not really the rest of them I don't have the energy right now to write a full dissertation on each of them but I'll at least give it a go Weasley Twins are really just here to have a good time. Life is an adventure if you look at it that way, so they do. They're bold and daring and sure, ambitious and troublemaking, but I firmly believe in their Gryffindoritality I'd put them in Hufflepuff before Slytherin actually cause they are very hardworking and loyal and kind. Actually, if it weren't for their sheer amount of adventure seeking, I would put them in Hufflepuff before Gryffindor. Plus they don't belong in Slytherin because while they ARE somewhat ambitious, they don't really VALUE ambition so much. Like they were never once supportive of Percy when he was pursuing his dreams. Of course if he had ever asked them for anything (seriously), they probably would've been there for him and they still cared about him but they weren't really supportive of his ambition I'd actually put Sirius in the exact same category - he never displayed much ambition at all, but did just want an adventure out of life I'm actually not even sure how you're arguing for Ron to be in Slytherin - he's a bit ambitious sure but mostly that's just wanting to be seen. At all. He wants to be valued and because his older brothers were so amazing he feels like there's absurdly high expectations for him to do so (and that's fair). So although his vision is set higher than most, it's mostly due to circumstances and not nature. His loyalty is probably his #1 characteristic, which a lot of people say makes him a Hufflepuff, and I won't necessarily argue with that. But for me, I don't see the kindness or work ethic I'd like to from him to be Hufflepuff, but he is honorable and chivalrous (usually). And his bravery is the only thing that comes even close to rivaling his loyalty. Hermione is very determined, sure, but I don't think that's the same thing as ambition. She has high dreams but they're not so much for herself. When she starts SPEW it's not because she wants to be seen as the Witch who Cares but rather because she just DOES care. I'd say she's a lot more on the determined side than the ambitious one. She does so well in school not because she wants to be seen as the brightest witch of her age, but because she's just really curious (which is why so many people say she belongs in Ravenclaw - to which I respond I can't really prove you wrong but the Sorting Hat is literally a Ligilimens and disagrees with you so while I can't really explain HOW, you're wrong) Harry? I'm not really sure where you're getting that he's such a good liar. I'm not saying he ISN'T, but I don't remember seeing any times that he's any better than average. Besides, while being cunning IS a Slytherin trait, being deceitful is not. I would say that he IS the most ambitious of the three, but I still think (and apparently the Sorting Hat does agree, at least to some extent) that his daring, honor, chivalry and courage outweigh that. I realize that he did specifically ask the Hat not to put him in Slytherin, but I have my own views about that. First, the Hat did NOT say, like so many people make it out to be, "Ima put you in Slytherin if you're cool with that. No? Alright, I guess Gryffindor works too" like no it just made a comment that Harry COULD flourish there. I think a lot of people forget that it makes the same remark about Ravenclaw (which really baffles me - Harry's an idiot*) but when Harry doesn't specifically ask not to be placed there he's still not. As for when the Hat pushes slightly, something about "are you sure? You could be great there, no doubt about it" I think it's just seeing how strongly Harry feels about this and making sure he does have all the information. It would know (as Harry knows and again the Hat can read his mind) that Ron and Hagrid discouraged him from being there, and wants to see how Harry would react to positive encouragement about the House. IT doesn't know because HE doesn't know so it has to try it out. Plus I think it was just having some fun, as it really does have to sit on a shelf every other night of the entire year. In regards to their temper, with the exception of Harry, they mostly get mad in proxy. So Ron and Hermione get mad about what Umbridge is doing to Harry. Ron gets mad when people insult Hermione. Hermione gets mad when Rita publicly shames Harry for an entire year (sure, she's irritated about that stuff with her as well but I believe it was more about Harry's suffering). Plus a lack of anger management is nowhere listen in the qualities of Slytherin House. I'm also a proud Slytherin and would love to have Hermione and Ron included in our house but they're just not. I do think Ginny should have been and Rowling messed up there, and I'm with you on Percy, but I think she got the rest of them right I would love to hear if you have anything to say about this though *When I say he's an idiot - this doesn't actually contradict the Hat completely. All the Hat says is that he's got "not a bad mind, either". Harry IS intelligent, he just doesn't really value intelligence that much and therefore never chooses to exercise his intelligence and think things through, preferring to examine how he feels about things or act really impulsively. Which is why, I believe, the Hat DIDN'T put him in Ravenclaw. So it doesn't actually baffle me, but I do like making jokes about how Harry definitely isn't a Ravenclaw

@Emipac666

6 ай бұрын

IIRC part of the reason Percy got the job is because Fudge wanted him to spy on his family. As we know the Weasleys were close to Dumbledore and members of the Order so having their son on his side was a big win. Also Percy was apparently a fairly capable wizard. So his ambition obviously played a part in him accepting the job but isnt the whole story when it comes to why he was offered it

@samstromberg5593

6 ай бұрын

@@Emipac666 That's a good point that I never really considered I would - even considering that - still place 18 yr old Percy in Slytherin, but we gotta keep in mind that they get sorted at 11 and people's personalities change, especially during teen years What's IIRC mean?

@agnieszka2759

6 ай бұрын

​@@samstromberg5593 IIRC - if I remember/recall correctly (I think ;))

@H.D.884

5 ай бұрын

bro wrote an entire essay

I just love the idea that wizards dont even comprehend regular physical violence. Muggleborn be about that life

@AStrangeWindmill

Жыл бұрын

For real. I aint never heard of a nuclear bomb curse, but muggles felt like that was necessary.

@overscoresam948

Жыл бұрын

When they said she was from London, they didn't say she was from Westminster

@wjzav1971

Жыл бұрын

Not really. When Harry and Malfoy decide to duel in the first book, Ron suggest that if spells don't work, he should punch Malfoy in the face. Same with Crabbe and Goyle flexing their muscles whenever someone threatens Malfoy.

@catsandkittys

Жыл бұрын

When Harry gut punched Draco, Professor McGonagall called it an “exhibition of Muggle dueling” 😆

@danguhzone5130

Жыл бұрын

@@wjzav1971 you know what, fair, i forgot about that.

Character growth for Hermione is wondering why she wasn’t in Ravenclaw, and then very slowly going “Ooooooooooooooh” as each book passed lmao

@azar7377

Жыл бұрын

And by the last book wondering why she's not a Slytherin

@patriciasouza4297

Жыл бұрын

​@@azar7377well, probally 'cause she's not a pure blood

@gntletulip

Жыл бұрын

i actually never realized that you’re so right

@Tom_McMurtry

Жыл бұрын

​@rmbfral6693right wing slytherian = slytherian. Left wing slytherian equals wound up in hufflepuff

@Ceares

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, as annoying as the Sorting Hat is, it just goes to show he does know his shit. He can see all the nooks and crannies.

Hermione in movies: Nothing Hermione in books: I want you to fear me.

Everyone else: expelliarmus! Hermione: *Aims at deatheaters face* BOMBARDA!😎 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jatinnegi4275

5 ай бұрын

Avatar kedavara>>>all

@dipromedhabasu7274

5 ай бұрын

​@@jatinnegi4275 Strongest attacking spell but definitely not the best spell

@royk7712

Ай бұрын

Avada : painless killing spell Bombarda : painful and turning people into meat paste

“It’s an unbreakable jar so if she tries to turn human she’ll get squished in there and die” *shake shake*

@Klondike_the_goat

11 ай бұрын

YES I was waiting for someone to comment this detail!

@MissMelomaniac4302

11 ай бұрын

Isn’t that from Silvia’s vid or something? I haven’t read all the book so I don’t know but 🤔

@kuradkuruta0404

10 ай бұрын

​@@MissMelomaniac4302It was from the book too, Sylvia just added more "flavour" to it. 😂😂😂

Book one Hermione cared about rules but quickly learned if they were in her way, break ‘em.

@AngelofSolitude

Жыл бұрын

Yea ms thang was helping skew books and bubbling forbidden potions in Book 2.

@adarshsaseendran2199

Жыл бұрын

Side effects of being friends with Harry and Ron.,

@Beaver_Monday

Жыл бұрын

Yeah people have this bizarre idea that Hermione was a rule snob. No, she just had good grades. She was a bigger rule breaker than Harry and Ron combined lmao

@-jupiter-3140

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t she light snape on fire in book one

@mythandmayhem1134

Жыл бұрын

@@-jupiter-3140 You know what, you’re right, I stand corrected. I too have fallen prey to Hermione’s reputation. Hermione always knew that if a rule was in her way, it should be broken.

Hermione: It’s sort of exciting, breaking the rules! Also Hermione: *Sets a teacher on fire, makes an illegal potion, makes her crush win in a quidditch match, and steals a dragon from goblins*

What Cornelius Fudge doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

In the movies harry and ron are still teaching her to break the rules in their upper years. In the books, all it takes is a year or two for her to get a taste for it and harry and ron have to deal with the monster they created

@lilstich8402

Жыл бұрын

I am reading Chamber of Secrets & Hermione was the one who made the polyjuice plan

@shadowing_song

11 ай бұрын

In my opinion just half of the first year in Hogwarts

@dudewhatthewhat8983

11 ай бұрын

Hermione will always care about her future, and therefor her studies. Book 1 Hermione figured that it would be best to avoid breaking rules. If she broke the rules the teachers would punish her, and her studies could be negatively effected. Every other book Hermione, figured out that the teachers, and even the law, only punish the rule breakers they catch. You can do what ever you want if you’re smart about it. And Hermione is very smart.

@DubstepMonster107

11 ай бұрын

@@dudewhatthewhat8983 poggers

@faguni0179

11 ай бұрын

Literally all it takes is a troll fight in her first year and she's concocting crazy plans against the Dark Lord, hexing Snape and what not

"Hermione did you put a reporter in a jar!?" Dumbledore said calmly

@AryanKumar-kq6ks

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂i see what you did there😂😂😂

@minebloxplayer138

Жыл бұрын

HERMIONE DID YA PUT A REPORTER IN THE JAR OF GLASS, Dumbledore asked calmly

@an.g.3475

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think Dumbledore would have find that really funny. 😂

@Salv

Жыл бұрын

​@@minebloxplayer138 it'd be more like "HERMIONE DIDYAPUTAREPORTERINAJAROFGLASS"

@minebloxplayer138

Жыл бұрын

@@Salv you’re right thanks

Hermione : “Oh yea I kidnapped Rita in this jar and I’m holding her hostage so she can’t tell more lies about us so no worries” :) Ron :👁️👄👁️

Love the detail of the book version having tighter curls in her hair 😊

Ron is accurate AF "I don't have enough money to bail her out of jail!"

@OhSkyeLanta

Жыл бұрын

Shit HARRY wouldn’t have enough to bail her out of jail 😂

@THEHOLYGAMERR

Жыл бұрын

@@OhSkyeLanta he would tho 😂

@MistyNightASMR

Жыл бұрын

"Ohhh, what a wonderful song Hagrid. But, I can't afford mayonnaise!" --Puppet Pal Ron

@Hs.medits

Жыл бұрын

@@THEHOLYGAMERR nah I don’t think so

@acuber9224

Жыл бұрын

He should have let her rot in Azkaban .

To be fair, Ron really swore a lot in the books and wasn’t shy to do so, I appreciate you stick to the character

@nisa3612

Жыл бұрын

Ngl, back then somehow I associated "bloody hell" with Ron, lol

@lunarskxll

Жыл бұрын

He did get caught showing middle finger by his mother in the book once I think

@cheesecakepaws

Жыл бұрын

​@@lunarskxll it was two times! And throwing a knife lol

@lunarskxll

Жыл бұрын

@@cheesecakepaws haha youre right

@chronicallykelly7193

Жыл бұрын

​@@nisa3612 back then? I stillllll do, lolol 🥰

That is why Ron and Harry was low key terrified of Harmione.

Harry sounds like movie Hermione!! 😂😂❤️😆

In Chamber of Secrets, she’s like…”there is a way….it breaks all the rules and it’s very dangerous,” then immediately starts making the polyjuice potion. No hesitation whatsoever.

@donnakerins5368

5 ай бұрын

"GUYS,GET IN THIS BATHROOM AND HELP ME BEFORE I WHOO-"

@erinm2071

4 ай бұрын

She also decided that was the best and only plan pretty much immediately and was like nope has to be done absolutely no other options no need to discuss any further

@trashraccoon2635

2 ай бұрын

her vibe was very much "this is going to break so many rules and there's going to be Consequences if we get caught. are we clear on that? ok proceed." like if she tried this in the later school years i'd fully expect her to continue with "so you'd better not get caught because obliviating mcgonnagal is NOT in my bingo card this year."

We all recall her setting Snape on fire in the first Quidditch match, but let's not forget that her plan in case Snape tried to kill Harry in the second match was to use Locomotor Mortis on him while he was on a broomstick refereeing the match. Yes. She was prepared to straight-up _murder_ Snape if he tried anything. Also, all three of them knocked Snape out in the Shrieking Shack in the third book with Expelliarmus instead of just Harry. Hermione's reaction, instead of mere shock at Harry attacking a teacher, was "Oh, we are in so much trouble."

@ZT1ST

Жыл бұрын

Hermione: "Well, if I was going to be expelled, at least it was a Hat Trick, right?"

@fabricofdreams.

Жыл бұрын

Oh dear, we're in trouble 😏

@shadowcat1606

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, IIRC, in the books, Hermione was close to having a nervous breakdown for having attacked a teacher.

@mitchliam974

Жыл бұрын

Instead of "Harry you just attacked a teacher?!" in the movies. Book Hermione is badass!

@zSpirall

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I liked the movie version of the shack. Just because in there they didn't care that they were dragging Severus against the walls, ceiling, ect. And just kinda left him when all heck broke loose. But in the movie Severus actually put himself between the werewolf and the students. That he was up against one of his biggest childhood traumas and still did everything he could to protect them.

Book Hermione looked at the Geneva convention and saw a to-do list.

Hermione in the books: casually commits federal offences

Book Hermione: Casual Criminal Book Ron: Curses like a sailor Book Harry: No thoughts, only panic

@notmyname3556

Жыл бұрын

Add sass for harry

@PhebusdesTours

Жыл бұрын

To be honest, book Harry was a ball of sass, I was rereading Chamber of Secrets yesterday and his lines to Lucius Malfoy just before freeing Dobby were absolute gold

@Grizzly_Dragon

Жыл бұрын

Also, this is not even close to being true. It was only in the movies that they went full girl-power with Hermione. JKR was actually pretty upset that they - the screenwriters and producers - took some of Harry‘s best ideas and gave them to Hermione. So, this isn’t even close to being fair. I, personally, I had no problem with it, as it was more empowering for girls - how many millions of young ladies have been inspired by her example - but if I were JKR and someone took one of my books and turned it on its head like that I wouldn’t be too happy, either.

@tumblingartist

Жыл бұрын

:D

@Pattmore

Жыл бұрын

Harry is super sassy

This right here is why she was put in Gryffindor over Ravenclaw.

@spicysalad3013

Жыл бұрын

With how ruthless she was I'm just surprised she wasn't put in slytherin

@AGrayPhantom

Жыл бұрын

@@spicysalad3013 Not racist enough 😉

@RiseeRee

Жыл бұрын

@@spicysalad3013 She isn't really self-serving enough or ambitious enough. Slytherins aren't just ruthless for no reason; they have to be getting something out of it, unless they have an actual vendetta. Also Hermione likes to excel just to excel, and for us Slytherins that ain't it lol. We want the money or the glory or both. Also like...she's a Muggle-born. There aren't very many Muggle-born Slytherins because Slytherin was excessively worried that Muggle-borns would heighten the threat of witch-hunting Muggles locating witches & wizards.

@HelloThere-cz9ti

Жыл бұрын

​​@@RiseeRee I don't think Vincent and Gregory had some ambitions

@jollyquinn430

Жыл бұрын

@AGrayPhantom The only reason why she's in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw is because she wanted to be in Gryffindor. The sorting hat offered her Ravenclaw. Hermione said it herself. Am I the only one who read the books??

M. Hermione: Knows the rules to follow. B. Hermione: Knows the rules to find the loop and breaks it.

Movie Hermione would hold a peaceful protest in front of a building and sent petitions to the City Council. Book Hermione went *Peace was never an option* the moment she found evil

I mean, Hermione was all for learning, but I think people forget she cared little of the consequences to her actions, unless they impacted her ability to learn (i.e. getting expelled meant not being able to learn). For heaven's sake, she placed on a curse so that if anyone snitched about the D.A. they'd get pimples/boils on their face saying as much.

@adey126

Жыл бұрын

A curse that had no cure mind you. Like she gave no fucks whatsoever.

@allamericanslacker2378

Жыл бұрын

Hermione definitely cared both about consequences and rules. It's just that the rule she seemed to place above all others was: Don't get caught.

@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH

Жыл бұрын

I know. Permanently scarred a classmate’s face because they were coerced into snitching on an illegal fight club in the school 😂

@alansilva5031

Жыл бұрын

I think she was just scared to be sent back to the muggle world. I think she didn't fit in it, just like Harry in school. But harry and Ron had other connections to the wizard world besides Hogwarts. If expelled, Hermione would loose all connections with it.

@mary-catherinecroshaw6369

Жыл бұрын

I don't think she didn't care about the consequences of her actions. I think she thought about these things carefully and decided that the consequences fit the crime. Snitches get stitches etc etc.

"Breaking the rules." Hermione literally made an illegal potion her second year.

@gggggg-hs2tk

7 ай бұрын

And she set fire to a professor the year before, literally a criminal from the first year😂

@eas2252

7 ай бұрын

Not illegal. Just extremely dangerous.....and she stole some expensive potions supplies to do so.

@DanielRossellSolanes

6 ай бұрын

@@eas2252 which, by the way, it's illegal since it's theft. our sweet rule-abidding-bookworm only cares about rules when they serve her interests.

@Miranda-gi9fx

6 ай бұрын

​@@DanielRossellSolanesand the interest of her friends.

@user-nz8wy2xu1v

5 ай бұрын

The polyjuice potion is illegal? I forgot if it is

Girl went from breaking school rules to breaking wizarding world laws😂😂😂

@OIiverWood

5 ай бұрын

FRR 😂

@Sarah-yc4oo

2 ай бұрын

She's breaking bad

Before Rita Skeeter going to the wizard jail, she’d first become a witch jam with that shaking

I’m also pretty sure she put an indestructible spell on the jar, CONFIRMING that if Rita tried to transform back she would immediately die xx

@mandowarrior123

Жыл бұрын

Turn to liquid then forcibly shatter the charm in a big gloopy slightly cooked mess* Kind of like a gristly Rita soup

@DaRosaWitch

Жыл бұрын

@@mandowarrior123 💀

@alexotlthegreat4450

Жыл бұрын

Warren Cash I didn’t have to know this. Thanks

@bibsp3556

Жыл бұрын

Pressurised Rita soup

@prestonjones1653

Жыл бұрын

​@@mandowarrior123 Slightly cooked

I hated that they didn't put hermoine and Rita's "interactions" in the movies

@Emily_reads

Жыл бұрын

Same like it was my favorite part in GOF

@kylegoyak

Жыл бұрын

Ehhhh. It was one thing i was glad they kept out. Rita made Hermione out to be a tramp. This is the only part i missed

@cthulhu888

Жыл бұрын

I forgot rita was even in the movie tbh XD

@theninjamaster67

Жыл бұрын

@@cthulhu888 How could you forget though she was so annoying...

@ericelestineyorfrylle1525

Жыл бұрын

​@@theninjamaster67 Who's Rita again? Didn't read the book and just watched the movie 😭

The whole book series Hermione really was with the shits 💯!! She low-key was always down to slide on a b*tch!!! She was fixing sporting events. Cooking potions like it was Breaking Bad Pulling B&E's on homes, businesses & restricted sections. And used the unforgivable curses!! She was always on the verge of catching a case for something... she could have gotten sent to Azkaban a few times. And she was PETTY AF when it came to relationships. She was either trying to make Ron jealous, or running off one of Ron's b*tches!! And gave him ZERO PLAY until book 7!!

People forget Hermione literally carried the trio. It was her plans which bailed Harry and Ron out countless times. Book Hermione was a complex character. More nuanced with shades of grey. Some might even speculate that Hermione was so friendless and lonely before she met the other two, she was extremely protective of Ron and Harry. She even forgave Harry and Ron very quickly when they ignored her for a large part of third year for snitching to Mcgonagall about the Firebolt which Sirius sent. Hermione was a gem.

We are talking about the same Hermione Granger who disfigured Marietta Edgecombe for ratting out the DA and decided that Lavender's rabbit dying was a good time to insult Lavender's favorite teacher (Trelawney) to her face. Book Hermione was MERCILESS.

@Bookish_Irish_Dancer0728

Жыл бұрын

And we love her for it

@napoleon32

Жыл бұрын

​@@Bookish_Irish_Dancer0728Oh absolutely

@ZT1ST

Жыл бұрын

To be fair with regards to the disfigurement, that wasn't active - it was a passive charm on *anyone* who was going to rat them out. It wasn't something she did after the fact. The rabbit though...yeah.

@kylegoyak

Жыл бұрын

@@napoleon32 nah. With Marietta Hermione was straight up saying "yeah fuck that bitch. Snitches get stitches. She deserves what she got" She was not sorry at all

@arcanask

Жыл бұрын

How the hell did she not end up in Ravenclaw?

I remember the books describing her evil grin when looking at the beetle. Hermione was ruthless. She was FAR more willing to straight up break the law than the other two. Oh, and breaking Draco's nose. That was fun, and we actually saw it in the movie :D

@MurasakiTsukimaru

Жыл бұрын

And cursing Ron.

@AlleluiaElizabeth

Жыл бұрын

I thought she just slapped Draco in the books? Not that that wouldn't hurt, but its less violent than the movies, ironically. lol

@christopherjones7191

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing. Hermione knew how to get away with breaking the law.

@Lokear

Жыл бұрын

​@@AlleluiaElizabeth It was just a slap in the books, but honestly, a slap might be worse... those things STING.

@lizg2153

Жыл бұрын

Tbf I do remember her being frightened at the idea of Fred and George breaking the law (blackmail, and whatever else entered her mind). Her morals are solid, but she's definitely much bolder in the book

Honestly, I think the only reason Book Hermione wasn’t suggesting for Slytherin is because she’s a Muggle born. She will literally do whatever it takes to succeed, short of cheating, and but will happily break the rules if she knows she can get away with it. She’s not a goody two shoes she’s just smarter than Ron and Harry. Edit: OK I do think her compassion for others is greater than her need to succeed but Slytherns’ can also have compassion and Hermione can switch between being the nicest person in the room to a ruthless genius in an instant.

Movie Hermione: “It’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? Breaking the rules!” Book Hermione: “It’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? Breaking the laws!”

80% of the illegal shit the trio got up to in the books was instigated by Hermione.

@asherujudo7383

Жыл бұрын

Hermione was usually the one who would come up with their schemes. She had to be the most effective rule-breaker in Hogwarts history.

@pinkmann8399

Жыл бұрын

because shes smart and could actually do it. ron and harry barely have a brain cell to rub together

@emorynox5395

Жыл бұрын

in the Books, neither Harry nor Ron were dumb. All three of them brought something to the table. Hermione is extremely book smart, but street stupid. Being muggleborn, she doesn't understand the social nuances of wizard culture and society. Thats where Ron shines. Harry usually just follows his instincts and gut feelings, which are right more often then not.

@Netherwolf6100

Жыл бұрын

Yeah wanted to comment this 😆

@aelak

Жыл бұрын

@@emorynox5395 Harry has plot armor*

Book Hermione is a whole menace, the definition of “by any means necessary”

@stephenking5852

Жыл бұрын

She disapproved of Harry using the Half-Blood Prince’s book.

@Gachmara

Жыл бұрын

@@stephenking5852 ah but that was for studies (any means necessary when dealing with her enemies), and her own ego being in the way. She had no problem using a time turner to study extra in the 3rd year, but she did turn down the use of that same book later on. Most likely because she wanted to prove she didn't need it.

@Iachesism

Жыл бұрын

as someone who only read the books i’m shocked that she could be anything else

Harry: She's gonna go to jail Hermione: Oh no, I'm not gonna go. She's an unregistered animagus so if she snitches on me I'll snitch on her. You little beetle... *shakes the jar vigorously* Harry and Ron: HERMIONE DON'T DO THA-

@lanasmith4795

6 ай бұрын

Ah yes a world where not filling out government paperwork is comparable to kidnapping of course she's English

My favorite moments from the books was this exact one, I was so happy that Skeeter was dealt with ❤

Hermione in the first film did not flinch ONE MOMENT to send Harry to the forbidden section of the library. She said it with the straightest face.

@balapranav7096

9 ай бұрын

But in book two, I really have to give the props to Ron for pushing her to get it signed from Lockhart to get into the restricted section who he knew was as thick as it could get 😂😂😂

“With all due respect, what the fu” Ron was spot on here

Nah when I first read that scene I was like, “SHE DID WHAT NOW?”

Movie Hermione: mostly harmless. Book Hermione: absolute bad*ss

Also Hermione is the only one upset with the actual enslavement of house elves. Gotta give her props on that one

@DeathnoteBB

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but that was because the author is pro-slavery. Even the books treats it like a flaw and she ends up dropping it after a house elf says they do prefer being enslaved and they’re terrified of her hats (she made a bunch to free the house elves). The initials are SPEW!!! And the irony is, it doesn’t even make sense in-universe! Dobby and Kreacher show house elves _don’t_ like being enslaved!

@user-it9ci4bd9r

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was nice of her. But she refused to accept the fact that house elves don't WANT freedom...

@thresh5324

11 ай бұрын

​@user-it9ci4bd9r I mean I didn't WANT freedom from my toxic ex but hey

@user-it9ci4bd9r

10 ай бұрын

@@thresh5324but this is different , house elves were made to be slaves. That's their purpose in life(hope your doing better now)

@ladyalicent705

10 ай бұрын

“That one was clean, it cancels out the earlier war crime!” - Zanny

Hermione was absolutely SAVAGE when she thought it was justified. Did we all forget what she did to Umbridge?

@MurasakiTsukimaru

Жыл бұрын

Or cursing Ron. Or disfiguring Marietta (worst security system ever). Or using Lavender's dead pet to justify her own vendetta against Trelawney.

@christiangarza8122

Жыл бұрын

@@MurasakiTsukimaru I mean I always took it as both punishment and a warning system to alert them that they’ve been found out.

@shirin9452

Жыл бұрын

I mean we try to cause what even WAS that 😭 it’s not clear what happened to umbridge but it’s clear it was traumatizing

@m.josena4485

Жыл бұрын

@@shirin9452 I was just under thr assumption she already had pre conceived notions about the centaurs amd therefore seeing lots of them caused her great stress😭

@MurasakiTsukimaru

Жыл бұрын

@@christiangarza8122 but its not a warning unless they see the snitch before their enemies arrive. That's godawful compared to even having the list flash colors if someone talks

“She’s going to jail..” “SHES GOING TO ASKABAN!….”

Harry keeps covering and uncovering his mouth lmao idk why but that was the icing on the cake for me lmao

hermione: snape’s jinxing the broom! ron: what are we gonna do??? hermione: brb hermione: *proceeds to light snapes cloak on FIRE whilst smiling maliciously*

@Galaxysisters4ever

9 ай бұрын

So true tho I laughed at the last bit😂😂😂😂

@NataliePaige22

9 ай бұрын

@@Galaxysisters4ever fr tho😂😂😂😂

@balapranav7096

9 ай бұрын

Oh and who's gonna forget the way she readied her wand to pull off the body binding curse at Snape if he did something to Harry while refereeing 😂

@NataliePaige22

9 ай бұрын

@@balapranav7096 I low-keye forgot abt that bahahahah

@KatieBearGrrr

8 ай бұрын

Year 3: Hermione: "Harry, you attacked a teacher!" *aaaaannnnd we're back*

Honestly Hermione became more and more gangsta with each book. She's just the smartest, most talented person around and it's just like, the older she gets, the more she understands how much power she has to uphold what she deems right and fights what she deems wrong.

@jamesdakrn

11 ай бұрын

Only flaw is that she can sometimes panic under pressure but its Harry that's like the crazy one for always being calm under pressure.

@fightinggamerman1

8 ай бұрын

im reading Chamber of Secrets now, and she just convinced Ron and Harry into brewing the Polyjuice potion💀 Something we definitely wouldnt have seen in Philosophers Stone

@sarcastic4694

8 ай бұрын

@@fightinggamerman1 you better stay away from yt and social media pages related to HP if you're reading first time otherwise you're gonna get major spoiler sooner or later

@helenalahovets128

8 ай бұрын

​​@@fightinggamerman1But she had set Snape's robes on fire to protect Harry

@fightinggamerman1

8 ай бұрын

@@sarcastic4694 I should've listened. I'm halfway through Prisoner of Azkaban and have been spoiled of Lupin bring a werewolf and Hermione's time traveling🤦‍♂️

It cracks me up how her movie characters always have British accents and her book characters are straight up American 😂

I once read a fanfiction where Hermione was summoning demons in her bedroom to have tea parties with them, BEFORE she started attending hogwarts.

The only reason Hermione didn’t get into as much trouble as the boys is because she was either smart enough to shut her damn trap or clever enough to get (or create, like with Marietta Edgecomb) genuinely life ruining blackmail on anyone who might snitch.

@Isheepzu

Жыл бұрын

honestly the boys didn't get into very much trouble either...and when they did it was for a good reason

@tgiacin435

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think what happened to Marietta was really blackmail, more “this is what happens if you piss me off”

@beardalaxy

Жыл бұрын

she also had access to time travel so who knows what other shenanigans she got up to

@tgiacin435

Жыл бұрын

@@beardalaxy she could only go back five hours at most, and there are a bunch of rules with time travel

@nisrinaprihadi2754

Жыл бұрын

Teachers tend to ignore trouble from a student with good grades/good reputation in general. I was one of this kind of student, i never got into big trouble. My teachers would just shrug it off or didn't believe it. They don't see these students as trouble makers, they see it as one-time occurence instead.

I feel like in the books she was a rule follower only until after the troll attack. Once she knew she had friends that would literally risk their lives to save her, the rules became at least secondary to her. The only interest she had for them after that was figuring out how to safely break them if she needed to.

@lionsjourney29

Жыл бұрын

We saw that in the beginning and maybe threw out the other books but I believe in book one she would sneak a very complicated bit of eternal fire in a jar to keep them warm. I don't know if year 1 kids were limited from magic on the school grounds. But when Snape saw them she hid the fire. Although given her pyromaniac attack on Snape she prolly didn't want him to see she had that spell down.

@RaiAkashi

Жыл бұрын

I mean, ‘Mione would be used to hiding magicky things from muggle view. Joys of non-magical upbringing. But also like, was it ever really clear what the rules and boundaries were for practicing spells and/or using magic outside of class or supervised settings?

Also literally branding other students who ratted them out lmao love it. Absolutely no doubt she's a Gryffindor over Ravenclaw, no debate there.

she’s such a badass

Everybody out here asking why Hermione wasn't Ravenclaw but I'm wondering how she didn't end up in Slytherin🤣

@Borkingbuppy

Жыл бұрын

Only because she's a muggleborn and met Malfoy, no other reason

@KamenRiderGumo

Жыл бұрын

@@Borkingbuppy Agreed on the "she met Malfoy" bit. But there were Muggle-born Slytherins, if very few. In "Deathly hallows", when Harry is trying to pass himself off to the Snatchers as a Slytherin named "Vernon Dudley", one of them says "Aint a lot of Mudblood Slytherins", implying that a few DO exist. Honestly, there could be an argument made for all three of The Trio being Sorted into Slytherin - Harry due to having part of Voldy stitched onto his soul, Hermione because of the "the ends justify the means" attitude she had, and Ron due to his ambitions of surpassing the accomplishments of his brothers.

@Borkingbuppy

Жыл бұрын

@@KamenRiderGumo Wait, real? I haven't read the books since middle school-

@markverani5088

Жыл бұрын

The motivation for the act matters. Do you see a slytherin founding S.P.E.W?

@fanakarisa

Жыл бұрын

I think I read a comment somewhere saying Hermione and the sorting hat agreed that Slytherin is not ready for her😂

Movie Hermione: Book Worm learning to be a Rebel Book Hermione: Malicious Compliance

@theadventurer2628

Жыл бұрын

She set a teacher on fire 3 months inter her first school year. That was the first thing that came to her mind

@ravenblood1954

Жыл бұрын

There is a reason she was sorted into griffindor and not ravenclaw xD. Her willingness to break the rules or commit violence if she can firmly reason that they are justified put her squarely in griffindor

@nova14414

Жыл бұрын

I have never read the books but I'm just going to assume peace was never an option for her XD

@stepheneaton4978

Жыл бұрын

@@nova14414 She just wakes up every day and chooses violence

@johanfriberg4705

Жыл бұрын

​@@ravenblood1954 sociopath Hermione les goooo

10000% Hermione in the books, that girl staged a whole revolution, for a bunch of slaves that didn't even want to be freed.

The Seventh Horcrux is a fanfic that really captures how Hermoine was a dark lord waiting to happen

Book Ron: capable wizard, amazing friend, and brave as hell Movie Ron: always terrified, basically Neville(movie version) 2.0

@summersanta2441

Жыл бұрын

I always thought that the trio were the epitome of what each of the other houses would be as Gryffindors.

@longpigpie3584

Жыл бұрын

@@summersanta2441 so true, never thought of that!

@Sheriff_K

Жыл бұрын

@@summersanta2441 So Harry is Slytherin in this case?

@shoaquem

Жыл бұрын

@@Sheriff_K Harry was meant to be a Slytherin all the time. Even in the movies (the first one) hints it.

@summersanta2441

Жыл бұрын

@@Sheriff_K yea. Harry’s Slytherin tendencies are evident throughout. He’s ambitious,, resourceful, determined, and clever. He is everything good about Slytherin.

Hermione took “I personally wouldn’t take that type of disrespect” to another level

@spillersoda

7 ай бұрын

And they say there weren’t any strong female characters 20 years ago. God I love this series

She also jinxed the DA sign up sheet

THE SHAKE GOT ME CRYINGGG-🤣😭😂💀💀

She really pulled a mad eye moody there and was like ‘technically it’s a beetle not a person’

@CariAndLenny

Жыл бұрын

Well… it’s more of a Barty Crouch Jr.

Hermione in the Movies: nerd whose starting to learn to rebel Hermione in books: casually sets a teacher’s robes on fire in her first year, kidnaps a reporter and blackmails them, etc

@ericstorm6582

10 ай бұрын

As if Hermione in the movies didn't set a teacher's robe on fire and instigated a scheme for identity theft

@Lils_Jewellery

8 ай бұрын

@@ericstorm6582but the books are better nonetheless

I'm so glad I found this channel. These shorts are everything. I've literally read the books 100s of times 😂 love them so much

its the "NOOO" at the end that got me😂😂

Hermione never cared about breaking the rules themselves, she only cared about excelling academically. She was hesitant to break rules that could get her in big enough trouble to be expelled from school, but the moment a rule got in the way of her learning, she’d break it (example, her starting the DA because Umbridge). And if a rule got in the way of protecting her friends, she’d break it too.

@she-hulkSMASHES

Жыл бұрын

The perfect explanation

@khajiitimanus7432

Жыл бұрын

That sounds right. To rephrase: If it was a rule that _could_ prevent access to knowledge _if_ broken, it'd be followed. If it was a rule that _would_ prevent access to knowledge _unless_ broken, it'd be broken.

No but why are the worst rewrites the 3 main most important girls, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, like I need the ruthless and unhinged characters they are in the books to be in the movies. Like yes I love reading the books more for obvious reasons, but maybe if they kept some of the characters personality traits the same, I’d like watching the movies more.

@nisa3612

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I watched the movies only for its world setting, the costumes, music, but never really cared about the characters because they're just so different from the book, and we already know the story, so.. yeah

@yulivale0620

Жыл бұрын

Ron was also DESTROYED by the movies. He is just a wonderful character and in the movies all of his lines were given to Hermione

@j_g9109

Жыл бұрын

But I would consider Ron one of the worst rewrites as well.

@doglover4734

Жыл бұрын

@@j_g9109 yes he is also a really bad rewrite, but hermione Ginny and Luna are like in the top 5 of my favorite characters so we can all understand why I would hate their rewrites more

@yulivale0620

Жыл бұрын

@@doglover4734 Ron is like my second favorite lol xD The first place is for Harry (and I also a little disappointed that his sassy personality didn't show in the movies)

I so appreciate Harry’s scar being in the middle of his forehead. *chefs kiss*

Rita's just lucky that Hermione didn't just send home for a can of RAID.

"Hermione, you... there's a PERSON in that jar?" _"Well harry, technically it's a beetle."_

@outlookonbooks

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@meaganwebb3554

Жыл бұрын

She learned from Moody that year lol

@subratanandy2142

Жыл бұрын

​​@@meaganwebb3554 technically, he was a death eater. She learnt to torture from a criminal and applied it .

Are we really gonna forget about the: “ wow Hermione, writing the names down on paper for the Dumbledore‘s army was really smart!’ “Thanks! I jinxed the paper to horribly disfigure anyone who snitches.” “Wha- what? Hermione, you can’t just-“

@Isabella-vx3bc

Жыл бұрын

The movie wanted to act like she was keeping the boys from doing anything outside the norms In the books... They were straight up concerned for her mental health The readers too Every plan was like... Hermione do you need to talk?? I dont even know if we can call you morally gray at this point Love it

@Jmt1000XD

Жыл бұрын

Nah, when Cho badmouthed Hermione for jinking the paper Harry said she was “Brilliant!”

@killerrosebudiscool

Жыл бұрын

Hermione is the sociopath friend we all need in our life

@The84336

Жыл бұрын

In the book, she didn’t even say what would happen if someone told! She just implied it would be something really unpleasant.

@painvillegaming4119

11 ай бұрын

@@The84336honestly, Voldemort would probably be impressed with this level of sadism

the movies really did do her dirty

It's like people don't have any more examples than this one, lmao.

This is why a TV series adaptation is needed, to let all the characters shine in all their glory

@AdderTude

Жыл бұрын

Yo, I've been saying this, too. One season = one book...and no way is eight episodes per season nearly enough.

@justwonder1404

Жыл бұрын

These shorts actually do the characters more justice than I'd trust any screen writers to do.

@ide1020

Жыл бұрын

@@AdderTude yup, you can get away with 8 or 10 for the 1st and 2nd season but there will come a time that they might have to make 20 episodes for season 4 onwards

@singingwolf8997

Жыл бұрын

@@AdderTude I would argue that at least for some parts, multiple chapters' events could definitely be boiled down into one hour long episode. I know I've seen some people call for one chapter to be one episode, but I think it can be worked out.

@witchykittyy

Жыл бұрын

No ‘cause they would retcon it and try to modernize it rather than stick closely to the source material.

Now i remember why book hermione was in gryffindor instead of ravenclaw. She wasn't afraid to straight up murder a bitch in any particular moment!

@jollyquinn430

Жыл бұрын

She was in Gryffindor instead of in Ravenclaw because SHE chose Gryffindor. The sorting hat offered her Ravenclaw.

@jamesskelton3488

Жыл бұрын

Hermione was never a Ravenvlaw candidate Slytherim on the other hand "cunning fellows that use any means to their ends"

@Tsweeney12584

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesskelton3488except for the fact she canonically was and chose Gryffindor

@JasTheSass

Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised she didn’t murder people, or at least a couple death eaters (Luscious Malloy, probably). She totally would have been able to do it too.

@TheWurstBrat8179

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesskelton3488 Yeah, that's a good point. Gryffindor and Slytherin always got some deadass motivation on their side.

Hermione on the books : we read the rules before we break them

Don’t mess with Hermione 😂

let's also never forget what she did to Umbridge... lured her to the Forbidden Forest so that the centaurs could solve the problem for them. You could of course argue that Umbridge, being Umbridge, got herself in deeper by insulting the centaurs, but Hermione thought of the centaurs first. She probably also expected Umbridge to insult them, probably was planning on it. Moral: Don't mess with Hermione.

@Phoenix-pm2qr

Жыл бұрын

And we all know what Centaurs do in legend.... 🐎🍆Hermonie knew what she was doing to Umbridge

@AlMcpherson79

Жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix-pm2qr And later, in the hospital wing: "Clomp clomp" noises. Making it clear Hermione knew exactly what happened before it was going to happen.

@Nullthewolf01

Жыл бұрын

@@AlMcpherson79 Hermione is an absolute savage

@Manganization

Жыл бұрын

​@@JC-yy8ivUmbridge was somehow more hateable than Voldemort. I don't care what happens to her.

@sanagplay9338

Жыл бұрын

​@@Manganization as a wise person said: warcrimes are fictional, annoyance and spite is real

It's funny how the movies totally ignore that in slightly different circumstances Hermione had all the characteristics to become a great villain someday.

@musilovesbooks

Жыл бұрын

exactly

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

Жыл бұрын

I am 100% comvinced that some purebloods in the Wizengamot who vote against her proposals will mysteriously "disappear" or have terrible accidents. "Did you hear about Nott's death? He was found at home with a suicide note, he stabbed himself in the back 17 times then hanged himself. What a tragedy. I never knew he was so troubled."

@straypaper

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean someday? the woman is a menace TODAY. She broke into two high security government instances before landing solid on 25.

@tamtruong6657

Жыл бұрын

Or the next Dumbledore

@OfficialAlexHaines

Жыл бұрын

Well, she does become Minister of Magic in Cursed Child, so who knows😂

Also, I'm pretty sure she jinxed the jar so it wouldn't break. If Rita tried to transform, she would die.