Everyone is like "obviously he is licking for salt" but what if youre all wrong and the goat is just a real freak like that?

@FlintSparkedStudios

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. This goat’s a man lover no doubt.

@uncledoctor6920

Жыл бұрын

You went there 💀

@GoldDoubloons_

Жыл бұрын

Not a case of reverse beastialty 💀💀

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

It’s why we climb mountains

@maiqtheliar8666

Жыл бұрын

Hell nah bro's freak 💀

Can you imagine having the confidence to walk up to a complete stranger in the middle of the wilderness and begin vigorously licking their leg?

@kevindication

9 ай бұрын

There are videos of that

@quantumblur_3145

8 ай бұрын

Damn, couldn't be me

@AR-ey1ur

8 ай бұрын

That's why he's the goat. The goat.

@inventgineer

8 ай бұрын

Alpha Chad goat energy.

@julius7506

8 ай бұрын

That wilderness is their territory. They can outsmart any beast at that height.

bro stealing his electrolytes

@360sauce7

5 ай бұрын

He needs some Prime now

@hearmth6618

4 ай бұрын

It's what goats crave 🐐

@Noirrrx4DAReal

2 ай бұрын

​@@hearmth6618crave some nut 🥺

This goat probably sees a human and thinks "there go one of them salty bois"

Human: "Hello mountain goat." Mountain Goat: "Hello salt lick."

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Narrator: “This goat would be the G.O.A.T.”

@patroberts5449

Жыл бұрын

Goat…”Gee just what I ordered…a portable salt lick!” Thanks Amazon!!

@JP47471

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. It did more than greet him.

@paulcoverdale8312

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha. I just asked him if he done the lotto after! Ha ha ha

@JustMe-mg4pp

Жыл бұрын

*"Animal Crossing talking noises"*

Mountain goats struggle to get enough salt, you helped him out

@kumchuckpaohu550

Жыл бұрын

@Juan Gil YES

@akshat1496

Жыл бұрын

@Juan Gil i like it picasso

@jeromesimoni4383

Жыл бұрын

Like licking a potato chip. Lol

@kevhogan3846

Жыл бұрын

He is become Salt lick - feeder of goats

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Nice Oppenheimer reference

meanwhile the goat posted a video titled "Found a weird monkey that tasted pretty good at the summit of Mt. Ellinor in Washington"

6 years later we’ll never know how he felt as the video cuts off.

@kevindication

5 ай бұрын

It changed my life and brought me closer to my best self.

@harmacist6623

3 ай бұрын

​@@kevindicationWhat, as a salt pillar...?

@kevindication

3 ай бұрын

@@harmacist6623 yes

@goblinslayer1004

5 күн бұрын

Damn​@@kevindication

This is what they call symbiosis. The goat gets salt, you get a dose of cuteness.

@WildVee

9 ай бұрын

Goat gets salt, you get shower. Win win

@peterhoffmann2231

9 ай бұрын

goats get salt , i get to cüm. win win in my book ngl frfrfr

@laurenurban3942

9 ай бұрын

Someone should drop salt blocks around that area for the goats.

@DonkeyDongs

9 ай бұрын

My buttcheeks would be spread for the 🐐

@MalcolmPeat-fh4jt

9 ай бұрын

You get rellatio

Goat gets salt, you get violated, it's a win-win.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

eeew

@sammicoporsammicopor

Жыл бұрын

Stop kinkshaming

@Kain1805

Жыл бұрын

@@sammicoporsammicopor Stop kinkshaming-shaming

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@Kain1805 stop stopping stopping

@broadcasttttable

Жыл бұрын

"Goat, you got exactly one half-hour to cut that out."

This is actually an initiation ritual into the Brotherhood of the Mountain Goats. You’re now one of them 🐐

@whatifjermaputyouinameatgr5938

5 ай бұрын

🐐

@XYZB0RG

4 ай бұрын

brotherhood of the mountain goats sounds like a biker gang

I was unaware that they were so approachable, being in quite a reclusive location. He definitely likes the taste of salt.

@dxi8

5 ай бұрын

Who? Humans or the Goats? I think the goat approached the human. Are you a goat? Most of us humans are approachable and we like salt too but it isn't our primary motive for climbing mountains like yourselves. Respect, from a human

@jcs3330

5 ай бұрын

@@dxi8 That's right!. And just a note for that 'one illiterate, solitary, adolescent salty human' . We prefer to be known has 'Oreamnos americanus' just so we got that right. Also, 'respect' (feel soooo 'stupid' using that 'street' lingo) to those like us Oreamnos americanus who have the 'balls, stamina, intelligence (and 'maturity') to adventure up to such heights...and out of their single bedded loney 'adolescent' bedrooms. Respect from a 'goat'.

@AnsticePalo

5 ай бұрын

They get real aggressive in some areas here in the NW and aren't against attacking people who dare stop them from getting their salt lick. They'll even lick rocks that people pee on.

@dxi8

5 ай бұрын

@@jcs3330 🤔

@Lonsoleil

5 ай бұрын

​@AnsticePalo Eeew!

This is actually the same way I greet people that come over to my house

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Sir this is a Wendy's.

@EmyN

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ProStateExaminer

Жыл бұрын

What a freak, can't believe you'd be capable of something like this....what is your house address so that I can avoid it?

@brakernight7881

Жыл бұрын

When lambo?

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@brakernight7881 soon. Working on it.

Swiss Alps: Goats climb walls of dams to get salt lick Washington State: Goats lick hikers

@gregormiller4037

2 жыл бұрын

The Ibex.

@CLOVEONE1

Жыл бұрын

fuck 😂😂😂

@dislikebutton9571

Жыл бұрын

its more efficient to wait for the salt to come to you lol

@dksquad2045

Жыл бұрын

Ayoo- 😳

@rustyhowe3907

Жыл бұрын

​@@dislikebutton9571 Literal home delivery service

"Not knowing how to act, I chose stillness." Beautiful :)

@kevindication

9 ай бұрын

Thank you

Human: "Are you done there little buddy?" 😊😊 Mountain Goat: "Your face looks un-licked..." 😋😋

@kevindication

8 ай бұрын

It started to on my chin. Which had a goatee. It bit my chin and that’s when I had enough of all this.

He's licking the salt from your sweat.

@SonictheBedHog

4 жыл бұрын

modsquad20 sodi-yum.

@cchewyy.

Жыл бұрын

@@SonictheBedHog 😂 that's great

@wolfetteplays8894

Жыл бұрын

That’s adorable

@dulmidiidtogwajaale8643

Жыл бұрын

She need salt 🧂

@j22563

Жыл бұрын

Yes Mr. goat, my ass is extra sweaty

This is how it feels to be The Chosen One 🙂

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

It changed my life for sure. Granted any other person on that mountain got used that day too, I'm sure.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@OriginalJohnDoeFakersBeware Wow I'm going to read up on this. I doubt I'm "The Chosen One", but I sure felt blessed that day.

@leonidas9808

Жыл бұрын

You underestimate my salt

@antifa_gold

Жыл бұрын

we really need a way to just put the winning comment at the top.

@benbrown9053

9 ай бұрын

This is how messi became the 🐐

For mountain goats, gravity isn't a law, it's more like...a guideline. Mountain goat hooves facilitate fancy footwork. Just as human rock climbers use their fingers to maneuver their way up a wall, mountain goat hooves have two toes that spread and allow them to grab onto small rocky features. This helps goats maintain their balance while roaming the mountains. Furthermore, the base of each toe is covered in a rough pad that creates a surface akin to climbing shoes. Studies have focused on their ability to propel itself up cliffsides, and biologists attribute the skill to strong hindlimbs and specialized neck and shoulder muscles. While these mountain goats aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula, a cool creature that IS native to the Olympic Peninsula is the endemic Olympic marmot. Marmots are a type of squirrel, and Olympic marmots are about the size of a domestic cat, typically weighing about 8 kg (18 pounds) in summer. A colony may contain as few as one marmot family or multiple families with up to 40! Olympic marmots are very sociable animals which often engage in play fighting and vocalize four different whistles to communicate.

@howiwatchvideos

9 ай бұрын

Everyone has access to google.

@jakesmall8875

9 ай бұрын

woah there chatgpt

@AgentRafa

9 ай бұрын

GOAT comment by the Supreme Leader himself. Thank you Sir.

@naan000

9 ай бұрын

"gravity isn't a law, it's more like a guideline" this sentence made my day LMAO

@jamesofallthings3684

7 ай бұрын

OK? Just sperging out an unrelated essay for the fun of it?

Here's some more info about mountain goats: They are native to the Rockies of Colorado, Montana, and Idaho, the Cascades, and up to southern Alaska. Canada's British Columbia contains half of the total mountain goat population. This is the Olympic Peninsula, which they were introduced to in the 1920s. They're doing this to lick salt, as the Olympic Mountains lacks natural salt licks unlike the Cascades. It was chosen to eradicate the Olympic population and relocate them to the Cascades after aggressive encounters, including one where a hiker was killed in 2010, though this process has been slow because of the fact they're found at such high altitudes. Despite their name, they're not in the Capra genus, which is the genus that contains all goats. Thus, they are not true goats. Instead, they're the only living ones in the genus Oreamnos! In the high-altitude environments, sometimes above 13,000 ft, they are the largest mammal! Mountain goats are about three and a half feet tall at the shoulder, and weigh between 150 and 220 pounds. Their coats help them to withstand winter temperatures as low as −46 C (−51 F) and winds of up to 160 kilometers per hour (99 mph)! Human attacks are rare, but they can be quite aggressive towards each other. When they're grouped together, they display, charge, and engage in mini-duels four or five times per hour.

@jed02

9 ай бұрын

very informative, thank you

@flat-earther

9 ай бұрын

hi averythe, have you become a flat earther yet?

@NealBrewer

9 ай бұрын

@@flat-earther Hi, flat-earther, have you become relevant yet? Only as a target for merciless mockery? Yeah, that's what I thought.

@MissMarshall

9 ай бұрын

Wow cool they are their own species!

@ericvalley3225

9 ай бұрын

Those are called Roosevelt goats and they're not native to the Olympics Teddy Roosevelt reintroduced them and they're a huge problem. They kill people.

"Thanks brother I needed this salt"

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

You’re welcome little buddy. I’m always salty.

@BlastinRope

Жыл бұрын

Br¤ther may I have the salt?

@Kuhneesseur

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication "that's my secret cap, I'm always salty"

I once met a group of goats at the top of a mountain, they weren't really looking for salt but they were very curious and one was particularly cuddly, followed us around for like 15 minutes, quite impressive to see them jumping around like it was nothing right next to massive drops, quite a fun memory

@anthonybrown9854

9 ай бұрын

Damn

@escapetherace1943

9 ай бұрын

mountain goats are fken crazy. they'll die if they slip just like we would and they just can't be asked to care

@realmsunreal

9 ай бұрын

i'm sorry but i think they were waiting for you to pee 💀

@pawanger

9 ай бұрын

@@realmsunrealwhat ? 😭

@I_Kan

9 ай бұрын

Awwww ❤

I totally forgot that mountain goats love salt, He must of LOVED The idea of a living infinite salt mine 😂

Little dude is so happy to get that salt 😂 You gotta hike up once a week now to give him his dose

This is the cutest thing ever. His licks are so intense

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Thanks he was a good goat.

@justaguyfromreddit

Жыл бұрын

There was a torture in the past where they'll put goats licking you to the bones basically

@vikingthedude

Жыл бұрын

thats what she said?

@SuperMiIk

Жыл бұрын

Give me the *salt*

@aazhieryakes884

Жыл бұрын

Licking with PURPOSE xD

The sort of experience that makes you feel glad to be alive. What a gorgeous beast

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

This goat literally changed my life.

@lesscobrandon6803

Жыл бұрын

​@@kevindication how so?

@AXELVISSERS

Жыл бұрын

​@@lesscobrandon6803 he became the G.O.A.T. 🐐

@wipkpremium5691

Жыл бұрын

​@@kevindication I first read this as "This goat literally charged my wife" 😂

@fromthefire4176

9 ай бұрын

Much better than that Japanese guy that had a bear jump out at him atop a mountain.

My wife does this to me too. It’s a wonderful feeling

@orangewarm1

9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the info

@chadcockbuster2702

8 ай бұрын

She also does it me . I can confirm it is a wonderful feeling.

@ComicGladiator

8 ай бұрын

Plot twist: He married a goat.

@19alive

7 ай бұрын

She's my wife too.

@sirexilon49

5 ай бұрын

I didn’t need to know that.

Goat is a natural ear licking ASMRtist

Wow! That goat was really low on salt. Hikers,be sure to carry a managable amount of local natural rock salt to avoid this. It'll keep both you and the animals you might encounter safe.

@KibaWashington

Жыл бұрын

By the queen sea that was the very thing i tho of when i first saw this, aye not to far from that.

@nouhorni3229

Жыл бұрын

I think what he's doing is the most economic way.

@Leto_0

Жыл бұрын

​@DEDLI If you think knowing a simple fact and stating it makes you a scientist then you must struggle just to wash and feed yourself. If you think doubting something demonstrates your own intelligence then you have no concept at all of what intelligence even is.

@Dicaso9

Жыл бұрын

​@DEDLI its pretty clear that you dont read. no need to state it

@ATBZ

Жыл бұрын

@DEDLI literally 4iq commenter

it's like the goat version of those shrimp that clean peoples feet

@tg88montanaguy61

Жыл бұрын

There was a torture method long ago that the Roman Catholics used to do, to interrogate people called goat lick?, where it involve goats licking salt from their feet, they would tie them down and dip their feet in salt water and would have goats lick the salt from their feet vigorous times and for days on?, until the skin wears away and the goats would start licking into their flesh' where their brain couldn't handle it anymore and die of instant shock, there's quite a few videos on KZread that talks about if you want to search it.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Sir this is a Wendy’s

@roshwyinstaicoon2593

Ай бұрын

Reminds me of garra rufa fish pedicures for some reason

I like he calls him a little buddy... complete unaware that this beast of a goat could knock him off the mountain if he wished so!😂

For a wild animal living on top of the mountain it looks cleaner than many in my neighborhood

"Are you having the time of your life" Goat: "Hell yeah"

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Heavens no.

Them boys 🐐 sure love their salt content...

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yup it’s what goats crave.

A boost of serotonin in exchange for some free salt. Seems like a fair deal

"Welcome to my mountain, human. Would you like a tongue bath now? Yes you do."

The goat “I can’t believe this guy’s letting me do this!”

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Believe it goat. You’re the one.

For people who don’t know, not only are billy goats extremely territorial and aggressive. But they’re also incredibly strong and unless you know how to handle them, they could hurt/kill a large grown man. They’re no joke. So if this every happens to you, let the goat do his thing and while they’re licking, look for a way to get somewhere safe in case it turns aggressive. The goat might be licking you innocently, then the next second charging you full speed, repeatedly. Cute as they may seem, they’re very dangerous animals especially for women, children, the elderly, etc.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yep I wasn’t gonna a) fuck around to b) find out.

@charlesbrown4483

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication 🤣🤣🤣 that’s the best course of action! I’ve raised many billy goats. I’d be lying if I said they’re my favorite animal. They are a pain, literally and metaphorically lol.

@olyokie

Жыл бұрын

Ive been around dozens of mountain goats.....never had one act agressive in anyway. That said, a big male gored and killed a guy at Victor Pass atop the Switchback in the ONP 7-8 years ago.

@jamesfloyd1864

Жыл бұрын

@@olyokie And one killed a guy on Hurricane Ridge in Port Angeles a couple years ago.

@jamesfloyd1864

Жыл бұрын

I think you're right about the location, Greg.

It's all fun and games till you're standing on the edge sightseeing taking in the view and he decides to head butt you. 😆

You're lucky to be alive, thats clearly a polarbear!

@kevindication

9 ай бұрын

You are correct. The genetic markers are clear. What a complex creature this polar bear.

This goat lives in the Olympics, which have no rock salt so salt is hard for them to find. Mountain goats aren't native to the Olympics. I can't remember why but they were introduced there in the early 1900s. However they are native to the nearby Cascade mountains, which DO have rock salt. Since mountain goats in the Olympics get very little salt naturally, they are much more bold and/or aggressive toward humans in the Olympics than in the Cascades. Generally goats in the Cascades keep to themselves. Thankfully a project has been underway to remove the goats from the Olympics. A few goats remain since the part of the Olympics they live in is too rugged and remote to reach with the equipment needed

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Last time I went, I didn’t see many goats.

@matthewlarson738

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication Yeah at this point there's less than 10 remaining I think

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewlarson738 that’s less than tree fitty!

@JoeOvercoat

Жыл бұрын

thank you for that insight.

@sanachanto

Жыл бұрын

This sounds like a great project.

Look at his eyes. Best salt hes ever had

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

He was a big fan.

Goats are very much like dogs. They're very friendly and like people

@bxi1547

5 ай бұрын

Yeah and put their nasty tongues all over you.

This goat is The GOAT! 🐐

That's the cutest animal capable of yeeting you off a mountain

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Word. That's why I decided not to startle the dude. King of the mountain.

Dude that is the coolest thing ever. When nature interacts with you Naturally, that is its most purest form

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

That's how I felt.

@ERIN_198

9 ай бұрын

I feel the same way when I crap in the street. I'm at one with nature.

@proallnighter

9 ай бұрын

@@ERIN_198humans are from nature. We are nature. Everything we do is natural. It’s in our nature.

@eerierevenant742

9 ай бұрын

@@ERIN_198I’m sorry??

@ERIN_198

9 ай бұрын

@@eerierevenant742 I'm describing nature.

Human: Ah look at this cute goat. Goat: *S A L T*

@kevindication

22 күн бұрын

True story yes

The Moment I closed my eyes listening to the licking sound.☠️ I hate my dirty mind. 😂

@kevindication

2 ай бұрын

True story.

That's adorable. You're a good man for letting it give you all those kisses.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Thanks. I was just trying not to get gored.

Humans: a relatively tall, violent, dangerous, intelligent, armed predator that could kick that goat down the hill and smite it with rocks from above Goat: hehe you salty me lick

@thunderbear0

Жыл бұрын

Humans also have kindest and merciful hearts than any other creation

@thehappyloaf

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderbear0 I think crabs beat us on that front

@denisbreus7933

Жыл бұрын

a mountain goat could fuck you up man, those things are huge. Human strenth is in endurance and uintelligence, and but when there is a strong animal like a mountain goat and we dont have a weapon, we're helpless

@austinbevis4266

Жыл бұрын

A normal person of hiker could not kick a mountain goat down the mountain. The goat would maim you for trying

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

yeah I decided to be peaceful because this bro was huge and had REAL sharp things on its head and was ALREADY king of the mountain.

Bro has the cleanest knees in the entire state

It’s all fun and games until the goat engulfs in flames and suffocates you with sulfur demanding you give him your first born son

When I was a kid, our goats used to do this and I know what it feels like. This is like ASMR for me.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

That’s sweet! They were hopefully not as big.

@bobd7307

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication lol no they were Nigerian Dwarfs and Pygmies !

@thestruggler3338

9 ай бұрын

A kid hey ?

He loves the salt and the texture! 😃

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yummy

Be prepared, be prepared! This lesson must be shared!

Goat: "Mmmmm this a weirdly yumy salt lick"

Thinking this is not his first time doing this. Dude has found his niche: sweaty tourists.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yup

This video taught me to always have a pound of sea salt on me at all times. You’ll never and I mean NEVER catch me lacking

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready.

@MysteryManGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication and that’s facts

@drewmiller3462

Жыл бұрын

Yah, I carry salt with me everywhere, you know, in the event that while downtown I run into a couple of mountain goats, or goaty looking homeless guys. God forbid they should start licking me.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@drewmiller3462 yes this happens a lot to me. I carry salt for this very reason. Random goats.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@PrincessMorganxox on my skin I did but not like, a packet for this situation.

What a lovely billy goat it's a shame you can't take him home. They make really great pets

The view at 1:03 with the goat just licking your hand with the volcano looking mountain in the background, priceless!

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it though? Truly epic view.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Also that volcano in the background is Mt. Rainier.

@JackPitmanNica

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication Mt. Rainer looks beautiful!

@owlexS

Жыл бұрын

And Mt Rainier IS a volcano.

@JackPitmanNica

Жыл бұрын

@@owlexS Mt Rainer is a nice-lookin volcano

I would be scared af. how was he able to leave? I feel like the mountain goat would never stop licking me because I'd be covered in sweat... but I wouldn't be able to stop it

@MadMax-pk8ss

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that but with all that licking, any mosquito repellent and sunscreen is now gone and will need to be reapplied (and quickly if they are really high up!).

@yogsenforfoth5948

Жыл бұрын

They’re not vicious animals. They’re actually quite friendly.

@mysticprophecy5395

Жыл бұрын

@@yogsenforfoth5948 Mountain goats will eat your ass if you’re not careful

@huwhitecavebeast1972

Жыл бұрын

You would be scared? I sure hope you don't consider yourself a male.

@justafella_

Жыл бұрын

@@huwhitecavebeast1972 why? Is your male ego hurt by a man being scared?

That's why he is the GOAT!

Wow that's wild at 1:00 you can see this mountain far in the distance. That's ~136Km or ~84.5 miles away. And you can see it clearly. Daaamn.

That’s awesome. Beautiful creature and view.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

Licking the salt , from the sweat , of the people.

@viktorskarlatov8227

Жыл бұрын

The sweat of the people. Sounds poetic.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s like a Marilyn Manson song or even The Prodigy (fat of the land)

@itotallycare

Жыл бұрын

For the people

The Goat shows respect to anyone who can get on his level

What an amazing view

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

That is a true story. The Pacific Northwest is magnificent. Seattle hides out in the left bottom of the view.

The national parks had a problem with this a while back cause the goats were becoming aggressive with visitors. They tranquilized a bunch and had them airlifted further away from the highly-traveled areas. Normally they get salt from rocks up high on the mountains but when they found out we have salt on our skin they would climb on top of people to get the salt. Mind you these are not small animals by any means and their hooves can be quite sharp too.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yeah these beasts are not to be trifled with. Glad they’ve been relocated

@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn

9 ай бұрын

pay the salt toll!

@user-wm8on1iy2v

8 ай бұрын

That's right. If suddenly you meet a mountain goat and if it licks you, then just let it do its thing. There was one idiot who shouted at a goat and as a result, this fool got large bruises. He's lucky he didn't die.

They're the ultimate mobile spa. Nothing man could do can come even close.

that sigh of pure amazement 1:00

@kevindication

5 ай бұрын

It was life changing.

Yes , they need salt

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

They do.

wow what a friendly cute mountain goat. super impressed. lovely creature.

I would've been So Scared and Intrigued at the Same Rume 🤭💜🙏🏽

You became his personal salt lick. Reminds me of the time I was swimming in Garner State Park and all the baby fish were grooming my skin.

If your goat homie don't greet you like this after climbing a mountain, he ain't a real homie

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

"hmm ive encountered an unusual being in my domain...the only logical course of action is to proceed to lick it aggressively"

Goat “Boy that Amazon next day salt delivery is just awesome”!!!!

Oh boy! Here come the walking salt packets! 😃🍟

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

That goat got what it wanted that day.

The one time you can call a man salty and have it not be considered an insalt.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did here

That’s why he’s called the goat 🐐

He likes the salt and companionship!

Goat: “I haven’t had one of these in years! Hold still.”

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Some other videos on youtube tell a different story.

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" "Wait. That's my line!"

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Monty Goathon

One of these magnificent moments inc. an amazing special interaction with a wild mtn goat who approached you, with this awe inspiring view and all at once wow!

that's why he is the mountain GOAT

I had the same thing happen to me while taking a nap on the top of Rock Mountain east of Steven's Pass October of 1994. He woke me up and stood on his hind legs facing me when I came to. Not aggressive--just sniffing out that salt. It was hilarious.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

You were blessed that day.

"I'm done when I say we're done." - 🐐

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I had to bounce when he bit my chin

@JessmanChicken86

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication hehe, that's so cool though

He's working on getting you off gaurd so when you least expect it *BAM* over the Edge!

@kevindication

22 күн бұрын

That was my fear so I stayed still

"You bring me salt hooman?"

Everybody who thinks they do this to get salt is wrong. When hiking two years ago, I had a similar encounter. The animal approached me, thou it was initially quite shy, and started licking my triceps. Immediately I thought of spicebox I had in the top pouch of my backpack. I took a sachet of salt out, and I put some on my hand, thinking the beast gonna love it. I moved it towards its snout. The furry critter stopped licking me for a bit, and stuck it's wet nostrils into the white powder, and then retracted it half a second later, raised its head, one of its huge black eyes staired right into mine. We froze for a moment. Goaties eye disappeared suddenly behind its eyelid, like it wanted to glimps at its cortex. Then the animal turned its head away from me, and when I thought it got upset, and is going to walk away from me, it suddenly turned back to my arm, and commensed to lick it passionately again. They are not after salt, they are just salacious perverts.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Baphomet has left the chat.

@justaloner9033

11 ай бұрын

Geez

“The Roman army required salt for its soldiers and for its horses and livestock. At times soldiers were even paid in salt, which was the origin of the word salary and the expression “worth his salt” or “earning his salt.” In fact, the Latin word sal became the French word solde, meaning pay, which is the origin of the word, soldier.” ― Mark Kurlansky, Salt: A World History

Waiting for him to start taking chunks out of his leg “Oh he’s really going for it hehe”

@kevindication

9 ай бұрын

I mean ok

Its the salt, more precious than gold for wild animals

Awwww it's so cute ☺️❤️😭

@chinchin7878

Жыл бұрын

They're pretty cute in a pot also. 🍲

@joeerickson516

Жыл бұрын

❤️ "D'awww!" ❤️

@joeerickson516

Жыл бұрын

❤️ "A coochie coochie coo coo coo!" ❤️

@wildlifewarrior2670

Жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeee

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

quite an impressive beast up close ...

@myview5840

Жыл бұрын

Til it rams you off the edge

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

I love those horizontal pupils of theirs. Such a unique appearance.

@kevindication

7 ай бұрын

They have great line of sight

*When the goat stops licking* Hiker: “Here’s $100, don’t look at me because I won’t look at you.”

Surprisingly calm around people for a wild animal.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

Knows if he loses his shit he'll get shot like his brother.

@SeanVito

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication lol

That's amazing!!! What a blessing!

@benbrown9053

9 ай бұрын

Until he bites the nutts off

Beautiful animal. Honor to have him trust like that.

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

I agree.

@MtbEMS

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication curious , once the goat was done, did it stick around waiting for the next person in line 😅 or did it just back away on its own?

@kevindication

Жыл бұрын

@@MtbEMS it was just me and then it went and laid under the bush like this kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoiNt5uFdK6tYLA.html

@MtbEMS

Жыл бұрын

@@kevindication ah just realized there was a goat series on here 😁. Thanks for sharing