1. Full throttle at all times. 2. Do hand gestures (like wanking gesture) to everyone 3. If you ride like a fool and you almost get clipped, make sure to break their sidemirror to establish dominance 4. Two wheel on the road is one wheel too many, not really needed. 5. Dont aim to become an old rider who's been enjoying their riding for years and years. Overrated. (see rule 1 again)

@roydied15

4 ай бұрын

dont forget to complain about everyone being on their phones while driving, till weather forces you to take the car to work and now youre texting and driving too

@50m37h1ng3

4 ай бұрын

Rule #5 means Gear is optional right?

@visualwarp9707

4 ай бұрын

Why wait for bad weather/car when you can install a phone mount and text/watch movies all while you ride

@glorious.warrior

4 ай бұрын

#6. Backwards baseball cap over helmet any day bro cmon look cool.

@treeguyable

4 ай бұрын

No drinking? In the 70s , a few beers , a joint, and hit of acid, getting on the R5 350 2 stroke Yamaha, and cruising the mountains, was a standard weekend. I forgot, people are weak nowadays!

I ride like I drive, pause at intersections and do not drive in blind spots. Has served me well thus far.

@amerigo88

4 ай бұрын

I'm not a big fan of really loud pipes, but some extra revs as you pass through a driver's blind spot can help.

@molonlabe9602

3 ай бұрын

Ride like you're invisible.

I live where lane splitting is legal and when I do it within our rules, drivers are generally very considerate. Often, they will scoot over a bit to give me more room. I try to wave and acknowledge driver's considerations and overall have no problems.

@yoinkvfx

4 ай бұрын

@thegunsngloryshow Cos I don’t wanna sit in traffic

@TravisTerrell

4 ай бұрын

In contrast, down here where it's not legal, I get VERY ugly looks, haha.

@bikermike_mars1372

4 ай бұрын

@@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlIIwe have plenty of narrow roads in England and lane splitting and filtering is perfectly legal, acceptable, and as safe as anything can be as far as motorcycles are concerned. Very few accidents considering almost all bikers do it. Drivers are mostly considerate and don’t have an ego about a bike getting in front of them.

@brandonmacon3317

4 ай бұрын

Must be California seeing as how that's the only place in America that's legal

@MrOnevia01

24 күн бұрын

I'm the same.. A thanks goes a long way towards making someone smile and they'll likely repay it to another rider next time.

I LOVE your vids and I gotta give you some credit Mr yammie noob...im a 53 year old lady. My youngest child moved out last year so I got a Mc. I've ridden on back for years(1%ol lady for like 5 years) so I thought I could just jump on and ride. Come to find out I learned nothing, zero, nada from riding on the Back lmao so I came to you tube. You and a couple others taught me to ride. I had little help from people I could touch...so now it's 2 years later and I got it down. I now can ride comfortably without the anxiety that comes with learning, and happily. Really I be smiling like a doo hoo riding down the road. Thank you so much. I ride her everyday and work on her myself and won't let anybody touch her(I got an 04 honda shadow 750) I'm fixing to put clutch covet and pipes back on and enjoy this weather today. Ty so much, I'll never go back!

“It’s not my fault if you get extradited to Colorado” 💀💀

@Jombo201

4 ай бұрын

Rip my boy gixxerbrah

Dang...taking more shots at The Brah hahaha

@yammienoob

4 ай бұрын

Just having a laugh, we're buddies

@SmallAndSoft

4 ай бұрын

@@yammienoob😂😂😂

I pretend I'm invisible... especially when rev bombing my GL1500 ;)

@joshsquibb86

4 ай бұрын

So much power for no valid reason 😅😂

@Titan500J

4 ай бұрын

Me too.

@MrChristopherhiles

4 ай бұрын

Surely the goldwing has the "classiest" rev bomb of all. Like a wealthy aristocrat slapping someone across the face to challenge them to a duel.

@kasperkjrsgaard1447

4 ай бұрын

Revbombing is number two on “The Most Stupid Thing To Do” list. Number one is falling of while doing a wheeley. 🤦‍♂️

@zacharykirkham9481

4 ай бұрын

i pretend im invisible and that the cop cant see me so they must be pulling someone els over

I stare, with a mix of quiet satisfaction and existential dread, as he yells it over and over again. I hear the words echo in my soul as his eyes drill agonizingly into my core. He hovers closer as his chanting stare blots out all other sensation, both external stimuli and internal feeling alike. I shiver and finally go numb, giving in to the terrifying reality presented to me. "He's right," I say to my monitor and the empty room around me, "it is all a dream." The monitor stares back, glowing softly.

@user-dd8tx8jw7y

4 ай бұрын

Excerpt from disco elysium

@user-dd8tx8jw7y

4 ай бұрын

First paragraph was a successful inland empire, the second one was a failed composure

@kjaubrey4816

3 ай бұрын

If you stare long enough into an abyss the abyss stares back

@JollyMotoNK

3 ай бұрын

@@kjaubrey4816 😳

I can relate to the 'Don't Drink & Ride', although I've never done it myself. I've been on some benefit poker runs where most of the stops were at bars. Halfway through the ride, it was easy to see who had been drinking. I started waiting for everyone else to go before I fell in behind the pack. I didn't want to be near them.

@kennethanway7979

4 ай бұрын

Same here brother...I drank beer of root! 😀👍😋

@bobmarlowe3390

4 ай бұрын

@@kennethanway7979, I love a good beer of root, but I prefer the ones made with real sugar.

@kennethanway7979

4 ай бұрын

@@bobmarlowe3390 or real sassafras...

@frederickking1660

3 ай бұрын

One of my first big organized rides we made our first stop. We hit that bar like a flock of locusts. Everyone grabbed a beer while the good people out for a nice weekend meal stared at us. I walked out got on my bike and left.

I’ve been riding (Got my first motorcycle or any kind of bike ) 3 months ago with no In person guidance whatsoever I had absolutely no clue about anything on a motorcycle and I learned strictly from your videos and am still learning a lot I ride nearly every day now and I feel like I kinda got it down thanks yammi noob

Great video. Lane splitting is totally legal in Belgium, and is even encouraged. Cars move over in the left lane to create the space. I ride over 25k kms a year, estimate 8 to 10k lane splitting in the Brussels Antwerp area. I gain between 1 and 3 hours a day that way.

Texas here as well and I filter at lights everytime. Gotta hope that this changes. People are honestly pretty good about it.

Nice, another video to watch, months before even starting my license

@dopeytripod

4 ай бұрын

riding is a real-life video game but without a RESTART

@ElroyMcDuff

4 ай бұрын

ATGATT, preferably high viz. "You can wipe off sweat but you can't wipe on skin."

@choppergirl

3 ай бұрын

You don't need a license to start riding a motorcycle. I didn't have a motorcycle endorsement for like... 20 years. Not really sure why I got one, either.

@sirprise9548

3 ай бұрын

@@choppergirl unfortunately i do. Im from germany. That yall dont need a license is insane to me

@choppergirl

3 ай бұрын

@@sirprise9548 What do you mean... need? I'm an anarchist. You can't license a liberty. I put the key in the ignition, turn it, and my motorcycle goes. If the police state tries to hassle me, I whip out the sharpest razors of all. Words. With Germany's history, you should be acutely aware of what happens when one does not stand against the police state. And yes, we have an active police state here too. You have to chose, will you stand for freedom, or will you stand against it. I stand for freedom. I'm not a member of any country. You can't make a binding contract with a baby to abide by an organizations rules! Sorry! If anything, you as a German have more than enough ammunition in words to use against the police state... just look to and quote Germany's history.

#6 - Just STOP it!! The squids that do it sound like an angry hornet (the little ones, not the 'killer' kind)! I laugh every time I hear someone over-revving! 😂😂

Just took my 09 v rod out for the first time earlier. Definitely a good feeling, and love your videos man. It's also my first bike, and oh so happy. For reference I'm 6'-2" and 215lbs, so I can definitely flat foot it at a stop. Just need to get used to the feels.

Papa Yam, you haven't recognized the glory of Keith Code and Twist of the Wrist!

@TylerG7777

4 ай бұрын

Excellent comment and totally agree! I have Twist of the Wrist on DVD and watch it at the start of each new riding season. It’s gold. And hey, it’s fun to watch anything about motorcycles and riding!

@TheSkinon

4 ай бұрын

@TylerG7777 ah a fellow man of culture! I'd be surprised if the Yamster hadn't heard of the all-time sacred scroll of 2 wheeled wisdom! But in all seriousness, I watched these when they first came out and read the book and then did some coached track days on my first bike (Honda MC22 250RR) and was totally ripping round, the explanations and logical advice just makes it like a lightbulb goin off, it should be a requirement to sit through it and then have an exam on it to get a license!

@jeffhdpd782

4 ай бұрын

still a really relevant book. really goofy video but you have to consider the time. it is funny to watch but still relevant

@TheSkinon

4 ай бұрын

@jeffhdpd782 the goof is the gloriousness of it, and all the tips are still super relevant!

The gsxr bruh joke was wild

Good video Yam! Your videos were a part of my beginner journey a few years ago. Lane splitting here in CA is nice, but there are so many riders that continue to lane split at speeds that are flat out dangerous in addition to being over the posted speed limit that it creates cager animosity towards riders. Most people will actually move over for you and make it even safer when done at safe speeds.

Quite a few digs at Gixxer Brah in this one. lol

@yammienoob

4 ай бұрын

All in good fun, we're buddies lol

@KiRiTO72987

4 ай бұрын

Well TBF Gixxer brahs tend to be the ones that paint the rest of us with the worst image

I don't know if noise saves lives,but i have gotten drivers' attention by revving my throaty sounding Harley at them!

Squid mating call ! Hahahahahahahahahaa ! Awesome video

Got my first bike a few weeks ago. Really enjoying the content, thank you!

@gerhardtmuller7439

4 ай бұрын

ride with experienced motorcyclists or bikers. learn more.

whenever you're tempted to rev bomb, keep in mind the rest of the world calls it a rage rev.

As a tow operator and a motorcycle connoisseur I second the dont drink and ride, literally every single motorcycle accident except for 1 or 2 involves alcohol.

I'm just letting all your videos play one after another all day at this point lmao. I'm about to get my first bike and I'm learning a whole bunch! Definitely gonna make a bunch of videos about my journey too. Thanks for inspiring me!

As a Coloradan, I can confirm that I'm only here to prevent "Extradition"☠️😂

@uncleyetti9553

4 ай бұрын

Yeah me too. Once I saw him on our local news I knew they'd bring him here. El paso County jail sucks a** too

👍 Your writing is pure genius and thoroughly entertaining. ( Howdy from Florida 🤠 )

If yammie got paid everytime he says "squid". Needs a compilation at this point

Dude, u r funny as Hell, and just as accurate! Keep it goin!

Love the facts at the end 🎉

I have a neighbor who likes to rev his car. I didn't realize how annoying it is until I've felt it myself.

@BrooklyKnight

4 ай бұрын

Had a guy who used to do that near my dorm in college. Usually yelling "Okay, we get it, it's 2 inches long!" usually was enough to get him to stop

The clip after the outro reminded me of Michael Scott 😆

The constant jabs at gixxerbrah is great lmao

Stay out of Daytona this week or you head will explode.

Good point on lane splitting.

the only bikes it's cool to rev bomb, are old two strokes, so that we can all smell that gorgeous Castrol R blue tinged smoke, as it fills your neighbours' houses in the morning :-)

You really went hard on this one.

Yammie has the best outros on KZread.

There is something wrong with me, I always laugh at the outros. Thanks man

Bro you literally nailed it with me n the rap sheet on a Harley

Revbombs and burnouts for Yammie 2024 🤘🤘

Been motorcycling for zillions of years and i am still learning

No, maintaining constant speed around other vehicles causes cagers to forget you're there. The tactic should be to get away from them or at least move often enough so that they'll be reminded where you are.

This one made me subscribe.

@yammie I just bought a 2011 Yamaha FZ8. I'm in Houston if you haven't ridden one, you need to

Why you gotta do Gixxer Brah like that? Three shots in one video. 😂😂😂 Also, non-assless chaps are leather pants

Sweet, got it...5 beer minimum on bike night brother. Got it 🤟🏼👍🏻

the problem with lane-splitting, whether legal or otherwise is many see it as a ticket to confrontation... and while it makes the car driver look bad, if it is not legal in your part of the world, it just validates their anger and often gives license to others that know it's illegal to pick on motorcyclists that do it. All I do is wedge my tire between the two cars in front of me... that way if I do get hit it will be a glancing blow and I will go between the cars instead of into the one directly in front of me.

@slimfit767

4 ай бұрын

Yea imma keep lane splitting

@adam346

4 ай бұрын

@@slimfit767 please be careful.. in places where it's not legal (and likely where it is as well) people don't look in their mirrors while stopped at lights and may lane-change or attempt to without much additional warning.

@slimfit767

4 ай бұрын

@@adam346 yea its legal on my island.well we have two way traffic here so sometimes we gotta filter thru wen the traffic in our lane is too slow.

I am guilty of doing the occasional vroom vroom while sitting at a stop light 😅. But its mostly cuz my daughter loves to hear it lol.

A little more info I started with a 650 cc cruiser it’s a Suzuki boulevard 2019 and I want a sport bike now

I think I will go to that park shortly

I ride into Comifornia for years and spilt traffic, I do i do it cautiously and not much faster than traffic is going, doing this I have no problems.

I am an irresponsible citizen, yet I am an ethical squid. I spend my free time, in my smoking jacket, swirling ice in my scotch glass, while I groom my ego.

@kennethanway7979

4 ай бұрын

I drink my tequila while watching cartoons!

3:14 bro is just casually sitting next to my dream bike

Your best one by far....or was it? I could still be dreaming.

Does someone else fall to sleep a bit before the end of the video and got scared by the “Wake up!” Thing 🫨 11:20

Always finger fellow riders

Is there a reason motorcycles can’t just lane-split into the shoulder? I know when I lived in Mass cars drove right in the shoulder to pass

Jokes on you buddy! My Harley wont do anything close to 180! Ha!

Good advice

yammie- lane splitting wont even save you that much time gixxer brah- yes it does.

Looks fun.

Has yammie ever done a video on the gen 1 zxr10?

I think this video if for new riders :)

I love the Yam

top tier ending

I am glad there are some who are not amazed and excited by burnouts.They are stupid and wasteful and require zero skill unless it is a slow or fast rolling burnout which requires more skill the faster you go.

It's weird how I feel less visible on the RC390 than my other bikes. It's literally a bright orange traffic cone on wheels and I'm in a white track suit. How the hell do people not notice?

I watch these videos mainly for the last ten seconds.

“It’s not fault if you get extradited to Colorado” broooo 💀💀💀🤣

Are the giveaways open to Australia by any chance?

How come you knew I fell asleep at the end? 😄

Can we get a video on how to properly use hand signals ? For example I use my left hand signal to turn left and I don’t slow down until necessary so I don’t get smacked from behind for slowing down too fast but when I use my right hand signal i slow down too fast when I take my hand off the throttle so I use the clutch to stay at the same speed using my right hand but I don’t know if I’m doing it right any tips for that would be great

@exc-ption

4 ай бұрын

You use your left hand for both right and left hand signals, google it

hilarious extradited to CO ref.!!!!! Can I therefor be a Yammiie mini-nube if I ride a 2007 Yamaha XT 225 Serow? A total cult following....Maybe a spinoff channel suggestion, Yammie Noob Dual

I alway kick my leg out left ir right when I want to switch lanes in busy traffic

As a Street squid. I agree 100% with this information.haha

In Europe lane splitting is normal and in my country it's expected, cars move over to let me pass, even if I don't want to 😂

Casually igniting my inner schizophrenic at the end there, real classy 😂

In the UK lane splitting is completely legal. We have a totally different mindset here as a lot of kids will ride a bike before moving onto a car. Cars are way too expensive and second hand, often come with problems. Bikes can be cheaper and a new bike is more reliable. People in cars still kill bikers but the whole biker thing is completely different thing in the UK compared to the USA.

Lane filtering or splitting is only legal in CA, you get caught doing anywhere else in the US, you will be given a moving violation and hefty fine. They care less if you think you going to hit from behind in stopped traffic.

2015 CB300F or 2022 KTM Duke 200 as very first motorcycle ever? Both for sale in my hometown on FB and having a hard time choosing. 40 years old and never drove a bike except a dirt bike for a few months and a bicycle about 20 years ago LOL. But really want to get into bikes and found those 2 that's close and cheap to me.

@Zero0806

4 ай бұрын

As long as you don’t plan on jumping on the freeway or interstate. It might get to speed, but it’s not going to have the power to pass or get out of sticky situations

Fine, I’ll subscribe.

Good vloge broo , you are not ddLazy. 🏍

Outro goes hard

Bro chicks dig when I rev bomb my cbr 125r they're like omg its so cute is it electric?

11:24 fell asleep cause i was too tired 😅😅

Ha ha try using this in the Philippines 😂it’s the old west with no traffic signals

Bro, DO NOT end a video like that. 😂💀

Where I'm living, motorcycles dominate all but the biggest the roads. We move to the head of the traffic at lights so we don't have to breath cager's exhaust.

It's always interesting to see "Motorcycle Etiquette" videos where people talk about respecting other bikers when there is still so much hate for Trike riders in online motorcycle media. Especially on places like r/motorcycles and KZread comment sections. (edited for spelling and grammar)

Noti gang

yammie big fan from india

Vulcan S owners just caught a stray bullet😭😭

@troywong4744

4 ай бұрын

I enjoy riding my sons Vulcan S. It’s fast enough to be fun without being too crazy and great to be on when you want to chill and enjoy the ride. Something I don’t seem to be capable of on my MT-10.

Can you revbomb a thumper?

Lmao is papa yams a little salty with the brah? 😂

I’m 56 yrs old and ride a BMW GS. Bring it on baby, I can take it. 😉

Could you try yatri bike

Rule 1: if a kid pionts at your bike with a smile, give them the limiter, that was us once

This video should be watched by every rider. PLEASE for the love of god. As if it’s not already bad enough people look at me with degradation, when I’m on my bike. I don’t need them feeling the need to KILL ME when I pass them. Stop driving like a jackass, carry yourself in a way that every driver on the road respects us. Cmon people 😢

dat ending xD