Most Outrageous Couch Stories Ever | Best of The Graham Norton Show
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you can see the look on Matthew Perrys face "this is not an american talkshow" that lady is the best
@India.H
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Bee is that Miriam's story?
@PomegranateStaindGrn
5 жыл бұрын
Indi Heaton, Yes, they’re referring to Miriam Margolyes’s story. Adore her and have watched hours of video of her ❤️
@michellelovesanberli
5 жыл бұрын
His reaction is my absolute favorite 😂😂
@trekguy31
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its BETTER than american talk shows... I cant stand how pompous and dumb our shows here are especially compared to the UK.
@TiberiusStorm
4 жыл бұрын
He's Canadian so he's probably even more shocked at how crude she is.
"i started to cream in my knickers" is absolutely iconic
@tinymansixsix7128
7 жыл бұрын
Katie Ryan I've said it a few times and nobody laughed. it was even more hilarious for me
@kateawake
6 жыл бұрын
I thought she said scream not cream LOL.
@top20s70
6 жыл бұрын
And I don't know what it means
@hayhay1999
6 жыл бұрын
Basically she, well... on second thought I won't say it hahahaha
@raghadb2044
5 жыл бұрын
Katie Ryan what does it mean ?
“My mum did my washing for me, because I was only 33” 😂😂
Keanu Reeves being shy and embarrassed is just so cute! Pudenda hahahaha
@cattheinternethobo4124
4 жыл бұрын
Why is he so nice?
@sumeya1923
4 жыл бұрын
Caitlyn The Internet Hobo god he’s a genuine and kind guy man☺️
@therobbersdaughter2700
4 жыл бұрын
@Jiminy Cricket I always get so confused by the word "terrific" xD I'm always like, wait, that's negative, right? :D
@Cosmos12550
4 жыл бұрын
But I don't understand what exactly happened, why was he shy??
@sumeya1923
4 жыл бұрын
Srishti Sinha because of the topic and he was the only one not to understand 🥺
You know you are a true Graham Norton stan when u knew every story before it started playing in the video.
@oabuseer
6 жыл бұрын
Anam Hussain Lool, agreed!
@TheUnknown-vg1zx
6 жыл бұрын
I knew absolutely every detail. Down to the number of stitches on their clothes.
@kaylyhernandezpanameno2685
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@c4ts0nm4rs5
5 жыл бұрын
Graham Norton stan..
@8SLIDER8
5 жыл бұрын
But laughed anyway
Ryan Gosling laughing at Greg Davies poo-story is one my favorite things in this world. I must have watched it around 50 times.
@joannavelez5179
4 жыл бұрын
Dude was dying. And was I!!😂😂😂
@emanthegman9511
2 жыл бұрын
Friends for life after that one 😭😭
@camilaramirez6664
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched it around 50 times too but i discovered it today, not proud
@ninnajacobsen4041
2 жыл бұрын
Same her 😆😆
Miriam always delivers😂, she's a national treasure
@Annakist76
7 жыл бұрын
The episode with her and Will.i.am is one of my all time favorites :D
@vickyannesley3113
7 жыл бұрын
Unique but not Perfect Miriam is always a fantastic guest. She tells the best hilarious stories, and just doesn't care what people think! I love her personality and she is also a wonderful actress.
@rachelsolomons3228
6 жыл бұрын
I want to be Miriam when I'm older x
@Hollistaar
6 жыл бұрын
She's the cream of the crop
@JMWxx
5 жыл бұрын
Amanda Cor She’s hilarious! Matthew Perry’s face was a picture. I’ve seen them all before.
"Can I say pubic hair?" Americans are so used to literally everything being censored.
@allrequiredfields
4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's really got nothing to do with being American; it's about knowing if it's appropriate for this *particular* show/network/airing time, etc. As an American, I've no idea this shows actual demo, so the only reason I know that type of language wouldn't be have to be censored is because I've simply seen enough clips here on KZread. And you'll hear it all the time with foreign celebrities here on U.S. programs, asking whether or not they can use certain language or tell certain stories because, again, they won't be familiar with the program's demo or if it's considered more of a family or adult-oriented show, if it airs at night or in the daytime, or which age group the show's sponsors are going to be aimed at, etc.
@dennydarkko
4 жыл бұрын
It’s genuinely sad
@soundaholixx
4 жыл бұрын
@@allrequiredfields it's not that deep
@marsmontufar6319
4 жыл бұрын
allrequiredfields no it’s because it’s American
@allrequiredfields
4 жыл бұрын
@@soundaholixx When you're that dense, nothing ever is.
How much do they give their guests to drink? Cameron Diaz was hammered. Drunk guests tell the best stories.
@lucyinwonderlandart
5 жыл бұрын
Most of the British chat show hosts do it to get more details out of the guests lol
@mrwetcloth4571
5 жыл бұрын
No she's just a light weigh
@vanhoeckelaurens3587
5 жыл бұрын
Ask mark walbergh he will know the answer 😂😂
@RasPutintheGreat
5 жыл бұрын
Vodka
@Persiansweetcat1
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Holly I don’t think she is drunk! She is always like this lol
"Once where there was an afro that I could put beads on and braid, there is now Paul Schaffer's head."
@India.H
5 жыл бұрын
angela1504 You could see she was trying to find a discreet way of putting it 😂
@iamsultana
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why is this important when now it's way more acceptable to have a shaven/waxed genital area than the other way around.
@waywardgoddess7219
3 жыл бұрын
But....paul is white 😂
@zrc1514
3 жыл бұрын
@@waywardgoddess7219 I don't think that was the point lol
@waywardgoddess7219
3 жыл бұрын
@@zrc1514 I got that. Hence the laugh emoji.
The best compliment a comedian could probably ever get is to see Russell Crowe laugh at your joke.
@afnantayseer9525
7 жыл бұрын
I agree !!!
@nwj1042
6 жыл бұрын
bmw2552 What’s that, Tugger?
@phillipa5686
4 жыл бұрын
I love RC!😉
@manstonhisk667
4 жыл бұрын
@Axiom Steel26 Greg Davis
@MontyCantsin5
2 жыл бұрын
@@manstonhisk667: *Greg Davies.*
"I have grandchildren!" just when you think it can't get funnier
@TonyHill2335
5 жыл бұрын
"...watching the show" is what was drowned in the audience's laughter
@michaelawlasewicz6545
5 жыл бұрын
No more beef stew was the best part and they cut it. (Pun intended)
@sheilahc3209
4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Stewart is adorable 😍
@Darkhan1nonly
4 жыл бұрын
I wish i had a grandad like him
@sheilaburns8977
3 жыл бұрын
@@sheilahc3209 Patrick IS adorable!!! I love this story and the Battle of the Action Figures. He is so sweet and funny. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
3:18 Russell Crowe literally does the blinking guy gif
@sarah854r4h
6 жыл бұрын
omg you're right! haha
@TheGeoffrey358
5 жыл бұрын
MrCrockaG a
@sparkle11231
5 жыл бұрын
"Does yours talk?"...🤣
@India.H
5 жыл бұрын
sparkle11231 I felt so sorry for Russell and Richard.
@spainobmxer69
5 жыл бұрын
Indi Heaton I envy them, sitting on the same sofa as Cameron Diaz as she talks about her vagina is every mans dream
Ryan Gosling cracking up is the best 😂😂
Hugh's reaction the moment he heard the word circumcised 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindacarmignani1183
4 жыл бұрын
They're married, they're allowed! 😂😂😂
One of my favourite Couch Stories is from Adele when she flashed people on the street because she was only wearing like a poncho to quickly get some milk in the morning and then a gush of wind came.
Greg Davies' story is the best story ever told on live television. Gets me every single time, and I've watched it at least a dozen times. Also, love how Hugh Jackman turns to face Patrick Stewart when Stewart asks if he's OK, like Jackman didn't want to embarrass or discourage him with his body language.
@OkA-007
5 жыл бұрын
- I've seen it more than a dozen times and it gets me everytime. The funnier thing about the story is that you get the notion that it ALL happened for real. Plus the way he told the story and the reference to FEXAL JACKSON POLLOCK throws me off balance....lol
@waywardgoddess7219
3 жыл бұрын
I think Jackman turned every shade of red there is 😂😂😂
"I honestly don't think I've ever been more uncomfortable in my life"...😂..... "In terms of my comfort zone, I am far away from it, I've left safety, I am in the wilderness and I don't know what's happening"....😂
"i have left the zone of safety"
0:43 Chandler being Chandler
@sophiathomas2819
7 жыл бұрын
bluetick what IKR!!! The look on Matthew's face is just like 'I would give anything to be back in Joey's box on season four'
@marzin137
4 жыл бұрын
Chandler bing chandler😂
Greg davies has the most hilarious story ever!!
@vickyannesley3113
7 жыл бұрын
Kylo Ren Have you seen the episode when he tells why he gave up on romance? He is hilarious!
@WalterLiddy
4 жыл бұрын
He always does. Only Bob Morton comes close to having so many true stories that are outrageously funny.
@christinac2652
4 жыл бұрын
@@WalterLiddy Bob Mortimer?
@AJ-bg6ko
3 жыл бұрын
Vicky Annesley “i was, and let’s not mince words here graham, in her” 🤣🤣🤣
'I started to cream in my knickers' Girl, its sir lawrence Olivier, i think we all would!
@qascarface
7 жыл бұрын
made me dry retch
@suzawilo
7 жыл бұрын
Hazzaww Yes👏👏👏👏👏
@Widdekuu91
7 жыл бұрын
I still don't fully understand what creaming in your pants means. It sounds absolutely disgusting and not something I'd want to hear from 'Madame Pomfrey from harry potter." Creaming in your pants, to me, sounds like someone squeezing a bottle of mayonaise in their undies....
@xPartyWoundsx
7 жыл бұрын
Widdekuu91 Oh, my sweet summer child...
@crazyrabbitbob
7 жыл бұрын
It means when a woman is sexually stimulated and natural lubricant is secreted by the vaginal smooth muscle
Greg Davies stories are always legendary. He always kills it on WILTY too.
@eoa363
7 жыл бұрын
Sahil Paul What's WILTY?
@jaz0424
7 жыл бұрын
eoa363 would I lie to you. A panel show
I love how much fun Ryan Gosling is having there :'D
Robbie Williams' morning glory story should've been included in this
@chxlxmxt8820
7 жыл бұрын
Liene Miķelsone ikr😂 that's my fav celeb story of all time
@wanimusician
7 жыл бұрын
all of Robbie Williams' stories should be here. From the Favourite Pub Burning Down, to the singing incident in Germany, it's all amazing. Hahahaha
@Odhil95
7 жыл бұрын
Liene Miķelsone Well, if that story is not in this list, then this is a bad compilation!! We want the morning glory story!!
@ryanrock02
7 жыл бұрын
this compilation is from the last season
@niklasohlsson
7 жыл бұрын
Liene Miķelsone I think that video has been taken down from the official graham channel. Unclear why.
"why are you there?" 😂😂😂😂
@IvKE94
6 жыл бұрын
I literally fell off my chair!
@jacksonwaring7841
6 жыл бұрын
“That is an inappropriate metaphor.”
@KittyRikku
5 жыл бұрын
Wait do you guys not yell at your vaginas? 🤔
@JMWxx
5 жыл бұрын
Shamik Mitra Majumdar When Russell Crowe replied *“Why are you there? I’m sorry I just thought a slightly louder voice might get a reply!”*
@SomebodyelseBiteme
4 жыл бұрын
Shamik Mitra Majumdar s
0:20 omg Chandler's face is so simultaneously blank and expressive. Like that dude is going through such a deep feeling of wtf it's like his soul has left his body and is floating in the netherworld.
Matthew Perry's face was EVERYONE
@fuckamericanidiot
3 жыл бұрын
Mine was of joy when I first heard it.
Graham Norton puts American talk shows to shame.BBC America butchers his show but it is still the best
@thewatchedlists7148
5 жыл бұрын
In what way do you believe it gets butchered?
@palel
5 жыл бұрын
@@thewatchedlists7148 censorship
"In terms of my comfort zone I'm far away from it..." 😂😂😂😂😂 This is the entire definition of life
If you can make Russell Crowe laugh and/or grin, you've got some serious comedic talent.
Richard Ayoade is literally just his character IRL from the IT crowd.
@YTFlove4ever
6 жыл бұрын
pretty sexist too
@IndianaJonas96
6 жыл бұрын
YTFlove4ever ....what
@bee4590
6 жыл бұрын
YTFlove4ever him being uncomfortable talking about genitalia and pubic hair doesn’t automatically make him sexist.
@PianoKwanMan
5 жыл бұрын
The script was written with him in mind
@heliotropezzz333
4 жыл бұрын
He just stays in character all the time.
I was hoping Jack Whitehall's toilet story would be here.. that had me in honest to god tears
@michaelcain721
7 жыл бұрын
He stole that story from another comedian though
@ladymusiclover
6 жыл бұрын
WHAT MICHAEL!!!!NO way., Can't believe it.
@j.f.l.bousquet1998
6 жыл бұрын
It was funny but not a true story, it was joke. And not an original one I may add.
@TonyEnglandUK
3 жыл бұрын
@@j.f.l.bousquet1998 Where did he steal it from?
@hellcat19832
2 жыл бұрын
Ugh he’s unbearable
Hugh Jackman's little "ooh" at 6:16 is the cutest thing
Oh Christ, I'm on another Graham Norton binge. Kimmel, Fallon, Cordon. This is how it's done.
@samshorto5433
4 жыл бұрын
basically we should just ban anyone called James from hosting talk shows
5:18 I don't know his name, but that gentleman is truly an amazing storyteller XD
@Annakist76
7 жыл бұрын
His name is Greg Davies, he's a stand-up comedian and actor :)
@biswojyoti1
7 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite moments of graham norton show.
@jonbartolo8067
7 жыл бұрын
He was also a teacher in real-life.
@Magamonair
7 жыл бұрын
I watched this video seing King Hydroflax on my screen ! ^^
@GemmaVango
7 жыл бұрын
Chris Ducat that is the supremely talented Greg Davies! His live shows are just him telling hilarious stories just like these!!! Enjoy :)
Someone should make a vid, "shocked americans on the couch." I love watching americans' reactions to Miriam margolyes
Loving all these "compilations" of different segments you guys have made! 😃Keep it up! I want more!
Ryan Gosling almost died laughing...
Matthew Perry’s reaction to “I started to cream in my knickers” always makes me laugh
Greg’s story is legendary. It took me a couple times to remember that he said he was the teacher
Miriam and Greg!! They should be on the couch every week!
@cmarq817
4 жыл бұрын
dimples9t8 : Totally agree! Get every story from them ...!!!! I saw them together in some clips but Greg was more discreet ...
@Capgirl611
4 жыл бұрын
With Julie Walters and we have a perfect show right there.
"One night, as you do, we were talking about stuff" 😂😂
Cream in my knickers...HAHA...Gets me every time
Can we have Miriam Margolyes and Richard Ayoade on the couch at the same time, please? (PS, if that already happened, somebody link.)
@SolidDragonUK
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want that to end
Whenever I have a bad or depressing day, I watch clips of this show. It never fails to make me laugh like a moron. Thank you.
I love how Gosling cracks up every time! So adorable!
Ryan laughed so much he had a stroke.
I never get sick of that Greg Davies story! Gets me every time
Graham's laugh, best remedy for depression.. :)
Need to have Ian McKellen and Miriam Margolyes on the same couch.
@Letsmarchishere
4 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious!! 😆
Jodie Foster's expressions are EVERYTHING
GREG DAVIES story win hands down 👍👌 Fecal Jackson Pollock 😹😹
@yesbitch2335
6 жыл бұрын
He’s talking about a school round the corner from where I live
@ginostroffolino8940
5 жыл бұрын
mars s it is a great story but the fecal jackson pollock line actually comes from earlier in the show where ryan gosling tells a story of taking in a sick homeless dog while doing a movie shoot. the whole episode was great
Greg Davies' "fecal Jackson Pollock" story never gets old. 😂
PROFESSOR SPROUT, BEHAVE YOURSELF
BEST. HOST. EVER
Wow was Cameron Diaz drunk lol
@antonelabakavic4045
6 жыл бұрын
Rachael Magerl I don't know but she is annoying and dumb
@rosastevenson1101
6 жыл бұрын
Almost definitely haha he always plies his guests with drink
@kaitlyndanielle4468
6 жыл бұрын
Rachael Magerl just stop. she obviously wasn't drunk...
@antonelabakavic4045
6 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn Danielle it was better if she was. That way she would at least have an excuse for her stupid and annoying behaviour
@rosastevenson1101
6 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn Danielle ahaha she obviously WAS
Has anybody noticed what big hands Hugh Jackman has? Wonder what his feet are like 😂
@kozmikkeci7
7 жыл бұрын
You know what they say about guys with big hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@kozmikkeci7
7 жыл бұрын
big gloves
@dafttassia1960
7 жыл бұрын
kozmikkeci7 *clapping intensifies*
@resolution4011
7 жыл бұрын
The man Uncle Jack (from always Sunny) wants to be like
@tchy7246
7 жыл бұрын
he needs some space in between the bones for the claws to retract into
I just love Ryan Goslings laugh 😅
Greg Davies’ story is absolutely brilliant! 😂
The best part of the circumcision story is Hugh Jackman's reaction
omg that British guys story was hilarious! played it over 3 times.
@vickyannesley3113
7 жыл бұрын
3303jeri His name is Greg Davis. You should look up the story he tells on another episode of Graham Norton, when he explains why he gave up on romance. It is hilarious!
Watching the blood drain from Matthew Perrys face was priceless. Miss that guy
Greg Davis inner voice: "Don't tell this story, Greg." 4:25
Cameron Diaz "why are you there?" and Russell Crows reaction gets me everytime😂
"NOT!"
"I have grandchildren!" Xavier, Charles 🤣🤣🤣
"why are you there?!?"
Russell Crow's reaction was hilarious 🤣😂😂🤣
Miriyam is NATIONAL TREASURE FOR UK ! She tells these stories with such dignity, you can't help it but to respect her!
I love how pretty much 80% of the stuff that happens on Graham's couch, if it were to happen on a talk show in America, it would be the topic of discussion of scandal for like 10 months afterward.
Russell Crowe quietly dying of embarrassment 🤣🤣🤣
Matthew Perry's expression was priceless
Miriam kills it every effing time!
This could easily be just clips from Miriam's interviews
stars shine the brightest on the graham show
Miriam Margolyes. 👏😂
"Fecal Jackson Pollock"... oh, god, that's gonna stick in my minds eye :-)
I watched all of these shows and all these clips individually. I crack up every time to these stories.
"I think that's the worst moment of my life." Poor Matthew Perry, he must have been expecting a normal show. 😂
Greg Davies wins this one
@JLMac322
6 жыл бұрын
The Extremely Crucial Caterpillar 100%
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
I dunno, Patrick Stewart's "tell me if I'm circumscised, Doctor" story is a winner. Years after first hearing it, I still can't work out how someone couldn't know.
I’ve listened to Greg Davies story at least 20 times and I still laugh like it’s the first time. PURE GOLD.
I thank god for the Graham Norton show! Whenever I'm down or have had a bad day...i look it up & it all goes away!
Greg Davies' story is hysterical!! Makes me laugh every time!
"i started to cream in my knickers" LOL the dude on the rights face was priceless!
@x_jen_x1846
4 жыл бұрын
peter hagen there’s no dude on the right but the dude on the left is Matthew Perry. Never seen friends?!? It’s chandler.
I've waited for this for so long
I am an american woman and I love this show because you hear the best stories. Thanks for the gems of wisdom ;)
Crying laughing. And the poor innocent bystanders, just stuck on the sofa and writhing in embarrassed amusement!
I so expected to see Robbie Williams' story here..
@thynguyen911
7 жыл бұрын
The handjob at a castle story? LOL
@pacificoh
7 жыл бұрын
Erica Young yep, that one 😂
@rocketraccoon77
6 жыл бұрын
They took that down i think.
3:44 funniest story on the history of TV! I laughed to tears
I love this show! These compilations are everything!! xx
Thanks for posting.
Richard Ayoade is one of the funniest people on this planet.
5:25 when Graham feels proud of their choice to put Greg on the sofa with Hollywood stars
@candycanenee
5 жыл бұрын
Greg will always be a great choice :)
Graham brings out the best out of every guest. The stories on this show are the stuff of legend x
“And, of course, being circumcised I said……” is the craziest set of words
Doesn't matter how often I hear Greg Davies' story, I always laugh hysterically xD
That first story though..
This is amazing!
OMG i love this show so much! I’m from Nicaragua and keep showing all this videos to all my friends!!