A Coruscant window cleaner probably has a tough life

@master_shifu4208

4 жыл бұрын

Mohit Gadre they problay have robots for that and if they dont then i feel really bad for who ever has to do them

@MaxWolop

4 жыл бұрын

I am your 69th like, nice!

@jimparis5073

4 жыл бұрын

HornetWar noice 😂

@zwleathers

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm yea but im pretty sure droids do that job....just sayin...

@JohnJohn-bz1lq

3 жыл бұрын

It’s droids that clean windows

Underworld police so dangerous it's listed twice

@ink5913

4 жыл бұрын

xv7kyle7vx he’s lazy or just didn’t care (not subscribing lol)

@IronicUser

4 жыл бұрын

Foxy GameZ or it was just a mistake...

@wienerschnitzel1739

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic User Yeah lol, someone’s a bit feisty

@billythepuppet7328

4 жыл бұрын

True

@yashkale1689

4 жыл бұрын

ThatPurpleFunk r u sure

Reporting bad news to Darth Vader should rank pretty high on the list.

@robertagu5533

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too

@Bobby90

5 жыл бұрын

More repeatedly showing incompetence than catching him on a bad day.

@keith5524

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t show any lack of faith

@Bobby90

5 жыл бұрын

@David McConville Wouldn't that tactic fall apart the first time he tried to surprise strangle someone? In Empire he did that one guy with no gestures whatsoever.

@willrogers3793

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno about reporting bad news...maybe early on he was a little temper-tantrum prone, but by the originals, the only guys he chokes out are: 1.) The ones who won’t be sporting and just GIVE HIM THE PLANS. 2.) The ones who are grossly incompetent at their jobs. 3.) Punk-ass bitches who think they’re hard and start talking shit, requiring him to exercise his pimp hand. Some poor schmuck who gets the “bearer of bad news” job should be fine, provided he shows proper respect and is not personally to blame for whatever’s gone down the Sarlaac pit this time.

Imperial Officer in Vader's fleet.

@thenbagreatteller1855

5 жыл бұрын

I hit 27.2K views!

@Funstun-yk7oo

5 жыл бұрын

@@thenbagreatteller1855 what does that mean

@masternicholas0559

5 жыл бұрын

Better hope someone else is a higher rank if he’s angry

@chancepaladin

5 жыл бұрын

hey STEEEVE! *chokes officer* DID YOU RECORD OVER MY TYLER PERRY'S HOUSE OF PAIN?!

@BennyLlama39

5 жыл бұрын

It seems likely that being in his fleet would be less dangerous/deadly than being on his ship specifically. 🙂

Let's be honest the hardest job in Star Wars is being a B1 Battle Droid

@blank8491

5 жыл бұрын

Do you mean b1?

@generalreclaimer2068

5 жыл бұрын

@@blank8491 I stand corrected

@Danny_Trent

5 жыл бұрын

Roger Roger

@MikhaelAhava

5 жыл бұрын

Affirmative sir! Roger roger.

@tactic34wot52

4 жыл бұрын

Roger roger

The scout troopers were always my favorite as a kid. So much so I became the scout trooper equivalent in the US Army. I did six years in Cavalry squadron that specialized in reconnaissance. Our chain of command never let us have speeder bikes though 🤣

@Coldbiscut

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@fulcrum7455

2 жыл бұрын

Cap

Most dangerous Imperial job… *HR department* anywhere near Vader.

@lillithyukiutacrow2532

4 жыл бұрын

@Nub93 that one REALLY jaded hr dude: here's this week's list of backstabbing bastards

Just starting the video, but officer standing in the barrel of the Death Star cannon without a safety railing has to be one of the worst jobs.

@ALY-xc7fl

2 жыл бұрын

“I just asked for a railing, that’s all I wanted, you know what they said? They said we’d be LEANING all day”

9:13 small mistake. It's written Coruscant underworld police

@thenbagreatteller1855

5 жыл бұрын

I hit 27.2K views my Jedi friend

@sportscarfacts8180

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, timestamp doesn't work

@Funstun-yk7oo

5 жыл бұрын

@@thenbagreatteller1855 why should we care

@tonyb3059

5 жыл бұрын

You put 9.13 not 9:13

@sheevone4359

5 жыл бұрын

9:13

I feel like being a repo man would be pretty dangerous in the coruscant underworld. Imagine trying to tow someone's speeder bike and some bigass alien with six inch claws comes out of nowhere and sees you hooking up his ride

@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

4 жыл бұрын

And you also have to look out for your damn camera crew

@germanmemerboi3157

Жыл бұрын

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 hear me out: Surround yourself with the camera crew, which as we all know is immortal. Cameramen are ideal for this.

@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

Жыл бұрын

@@germanmemerboi3157 ahh true the Cameraman is always faster than the subject they are capturing.

I'd said Resistence Star Fortress pilot.. or even on one.. since apparently NO ONE survived in the only scene we've seen them in.

@fulcrum7455

2 жыл бұрын

Rose did

You forgot to mention "Empire youtuber" as THE most dangerous job...one joke taken poorly by Lord Vader and you're Force choked from across the galaxy...

The death star fire control guys also have no railings. one bad step and splat. perhaps that is how they cover up the radiation deaths.

For the record, firefighting kills about 100 firefighters a year and you we do sometimes get poop thrown at us.

@Ghastly_Graves

5 жыл бұрын

Whose throwing poop at you???

@brewcityboatclub8299

5 жыл бұрын

I knew that comment would anger about the firefighter comment. But for real, I very much appreciate firefighters, too many risks, not enough pay, and so much good done by you guys

Being Jar Jar's body guard for the whole day.

@excerisedefensenz8169

5 жыл бұрын

Being jar jar

@AndreaGarcia-ke3du

4 жыл бұрын

@@excerisedefensenz8169 jar jar

Hilarious. What were those guys doing down there watching the Death Star beam, anyway?

@user-Jay178

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe computer stuff or looking if it fired.

Tie fighter pilot for sure. Shorter life expectancy than the red shirts on old Star Trek.

@akriegguardsman

3 жыл бұрын

14 seconds?

What about the most prestigious and well paying jobs in the galaxy? I wanna know how to make that good credit!

@jangustl_wt2358

5 жыл бұрын

Produce equipment for empire. Mostly tie-fighters...

@plazasta

5 жыл бұрын

haven't you seen Episode 8? Selling weapons

@MPdude237

5 жыл бұрын

Being a mod would probably make it to the list

@billclark5055

5 жыл бұрын

@@plazasta Episode 8 sucks. I didn't watch it.

@billclark5055

5 жыл бұрын

@@plazasta I only watched a few clips and didn't like it. And learned a bit about the main plot, which displeased me.

What exposure to zero G? Doesn't the Star Wars universe typically have fairly reliable artificial gravity?

@Warhammered

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed, haven't seen a single ship without gravity. Not to mention these are not early 21st century Earth ships, that don't have to worry about Radiation from space. They have proper shielding. Alan, I think the comparison to our Earth tech videos are making you lose focus on the sci-fi of Star Wars sometimes. :P

@Janoha17

5 жыл бұрын

The Death Star Prototype had no gravity outside the few habitable areas.

@vaclavholec4884

4 жыл бұрын

togr01 Agree, now in 21'st century we don't have much or any experience with the zero g, but we have a high exposure of microgravity, which works similar to zero g on a human body. It also seems, shorter time you are exposed, the worse it is for you in some ways (the body gets well by a certain time except for atrophy, but in a shor time we have Neuro-Ocular Syndrome, shorter the time is, the worse it is for you.) Maybe they shall have also use some shielding from the radiation.

@hammyofdoom8355

4 жыл бұрын

Most ships had total gravity as long as the ship wasn’t totally breached, and most are radiation proof so likely neither will be issues.

@RonnieLowry

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Almost all ships had gravity generators that could be turned off

Generation Tech, I respect what you said. Considering who the Emperor really was, the Empire itself really doesn't care about it's own military. I also realized that the men on the Death Star who manned the command center to power the Superlaser were not able to keep themselves shielded by the Radiation. If we have to blame anyone, we really should blame the Emperor because he Orchestrated all of it using Extreme Cruelty for his Followers as well as his own Military Gunners. It leads to one very Important question... "Who in their own Right Minds would want to serve a Tyrant like the Emperor?"

@DeutschlandBall-lt4ch

Жыл бұрын

sir, it's agains imperial regulations to speak ill of the good emperor... get in the prison speeder. now.

Thanks for the tip Alan, I’m glad I’m safe being a Sarlacc dentist.

@paulwilkinson4073

3 жыл бұрын

By the way I sell ewok meat on the black market if you want any

Part of the Empires job was population control & employment. Supplying enlistees w/questionable equipment solved both problems at the same time...doubled their efforts ~if you will

Keep up the great work Alan, May the force be with you

@paulwilkinson4073

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love Allen and ben’s channel

*Imagine cleaning the toilets at the Mos Eisley Cantina, hundreds if not thousands types of aliens using the same toilet.*

Technician on the Death Star/any Imperial Star Destroyer, or other installation.

Which Sci-Fi faction has the best infantry: UNSC, Covenant, Imperial Guard, Terran Dominion, Helghan Empire, Grineer Empire, Galactic Empire, Systems Alliance, Third Reich(Wolfenstein)

@mapleflag6518

4 жыл бұрын

Nobleman Hmmm UNSC

@mapleflag6518

4 жыл бұрын

Because they have Chips Dubbo.

@harold6522

4 жыл бұрын

Well grineer because the o nly thing that can stop them is powerful warframes

@Stairetoc

4 жыл бұрын

Imperial guard, they are endless

@moodylad2033

4 жыл бұрын

GAR?

I come for the Star Trek videos, as I am not a Star Wars fan. However, I tune into most of your Wars videos as I love the level of detail you go into. The movies seldom ever convey any of this interesting info.

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

Yea you really have to read the books and stuff

@patrickwentzell4638

5 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech politics is horrible and even outside of movies over the years we have witnesses the bad choices in America that effected us because voting sucks. we help put these jackasses in office that do not give a fuck about the public. and here are scams to avoid that must be shut down. PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE, LOTTERY, MAKE MONEY AT HOME PROGRAMS, PAYING ON LINE COMPUTER SURVEYS, CHAT LINES, PAWN BROKERS, LOAN SHARKS, CASINOS ON LINE GAMBLING, and watch out for credit card hackers that want to steal your credit information on line. pharmacy companies love customers on a merry go round of prescription drugs for life. Because they make billions of dollars cause they are shallow. and tobacco companies do care about anyone's health. so there you have it the stuff that they never teach you in schools. and I don't vote cause it's a stupid ass system that rich people invented to control others. never let them win after all we are the champions of the world 🌏

@olivertrevino8092

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickwentzell4638 What does this have to do with to do with star wars?

@patrickwentzell4638

2 жыл бұрын

@@olivertrevino8092 perhaps if I elaborate things will seen clear understanding the Disney company is more focused now on making more money than telling good stories like before. the new Star Wars trilogy had so many problems after the prequels things changed as a result certain fans hated The Rise Of Skywalker. Mark Hamil needed to explain that Jedi never give up anything there is no way in hell any Jedi would become a hermit. Luke had left Tatooine because he wanted to be part of something he cared about not spend the rest of his life in silence.Obiwan felt it was time for someone else to carry on the Jedi tradition so a new path was placed before Luke. Disney lost sight of good story telling the way Vader lost sight of what mattered to him before going into power joining the dark side. force be will us all we need it.

Number 0 has to be: *The chosen one to report bad news to Kylo or Vader*

He never mentioned the clone speeder bike lancer corps 😳

What if the reason the empire gave troopers that fast of a speeder was to weed out those who can be force sensitive Remember Qui Gon said you need reflexes like a Jedi to ride a vehicle that's fast

Hello Emperor, we would like to inform you that your Death Star reactor room violates EVERY OSHE guideline and then some. As such, we will be fining you 1,000,000,000,000 credits per day that you do not remedy these workplace hazards. If you would like to start an appeals process, you can call us at 1-800-NOT-A-WAMPA’S-CHANCE-ON-MUSTAFAR

@TheRealDarthRevan

5 жыл бұрын

What is OSHE ?

@bigredwolf6

5 жыл бұрын

Darth Revan Occupational Safety, Health, and Environment. They’re the people who put minimum safety standards into law. For example on the Death Star they need harnesses to prevent a fall, railings to prevent a fall, and radiation shielding

@TheRealDarthRevan

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigredwolf6 oh ok cool

@bigredwolf6

5 жыл бұрын

Darth Revan it’s cool until they fine you because the ladder at your job site has 13 inches between the rungs instead of 12 inches. It’s not a very expensive fine but it is still a pain in the ass.

@TheRealDarthRevan

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigredwolf6 lol yeah

I would love to see a clone wars style show about the lower levels of coruscant... hopefully with Asoka fighting crime in some form or manner related to bad boys

No atmosphere on Kessel? Well that makes that mission in galactic battlegrounds utterly impossible.

9:13 *Apparently Scout Troopers are Coruscant Underworld Police.*

Imagine your a young moisture farmer living with your family, and life is tough. Everyday is just continual painful work. You decide to run away from home, and end up joining a Coruscant based corporation, as you become a Freighter pilot. Quickly you learn it’s taken a toll on your health, so you decide to join the military! You enlist, after long training periods, you become a scout trooper. You are a scout trooper for a while, it’s a good job, but then you get sent to Endor.. on a scouting mission you end up in a terrible crash, but end up not crippled or dead! So now you leave the military, going to Coruscant thinking you could make an actual living there. You learn quickly it’s tough, after realizing you don’t have a chance, you join the Underworld Police. Three days in, you’ve already had to shoot a guy, seen your own troopers shot dead, couple robberies.. normal stuff. But then, you’re patrolling a street, it’s mostly empty. As you patrol around, you hear something, you turn and everything goes black. You wake up, everything is blurry.. you look around, where are you? You quickly realize your in a spice mine on Kessel, where you spend the rest of your days...

Grav-Plates takes care of the 0G problems and Ray Shields deals with Cosmic Radiation so Freighter Pilot would be no more dangerous in the Star Wars Universe than Truck Driver is here on Earth...

It's honestly amazing the sith function after the rule of two. Like i get why it exits but fundamentally the sith ideologically is basically self destructing I think you count two hands the amount of sith who lived to see 50 in human year's and after the rule was implemented and one hand of sith who died of natural causes and I'm being generous with that number

Man why'd ya have to remind me of 1313? Now I'm sad.

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

Yea what a loss

You had Coruscant Underworld Police on there twice

i love what gen tech says about gen techs at 2:57

Great review/video!!👍☯️👍

Stormtroopers be gangsta till the main character shows up

Being Vaders anger ally would be pretty tough id imagine

*sees "Sith Apprentice" pop up. Looks at name tag* oh yeah, yeah that makes sense.

1:14 fire fighter actively run into buring buildings while cops fear for they're life

This was the first time I’ve watched a video of yours in normal speed. At first I thought you were drunk. Lol

Death Star reactor techs remind me of daft punk

The actual worst job is being a Rebel on any ship transporting Leia cause chances are you will shit yourself, get cut by a sith lord, be choked to death, or shot dead. Alternatively any job that involves you working on any planet that gets 1 shotted by a Deathstar or Starkilling base.

Big fan from Holland, keep it up!

Nice video!

9:12 LOL you dang screwed up

@paulwilkinson4073

3 жыл бұрын

Why

I love the way you say "dumb bastards"

What about Pod- racing pilots? Seems dangerous enough to me. :D

These are all pretty dangerous but we all know what the most dangerous position is in Star Wars: Hiding from the Chicken-Woman-Duck thing in the bushes. If you don't get the reference, then head on over to BLR (Bad Lip Reading.)

I know this doesn't count as it's not human but I'd say being a Gonk droid. The one droid no one seems to pay attention to or notices. *GONK* Actually maybe do an episode on the ten worst and best droids. I remember reading about a nanny droid that takes care of babies. It also had weapons built in, in case an issue came up. Not sure if that's best or worst lol

The guy who goes on about how speeder bikes are dangerous is in RL a motorcycle enthusiast for fun. Delicious irony

Is the second season of. your clone wars history coming today or this week also great video keep doing what you do💛💙💜💚❤

Merry Christmas

Racing pods seems dangerous.

No mention of independent contractors on the Death Star?

3:24 they had suits that protected them from lethal amounts of radiation

PLEASE MAKE NEW EARTH IN STAR WARS VIDEOS?! And second

A bartender. Every time you go into a cantina someone is getting shot, stabbed, or dismembered and YOU'RE the one who has to clean it up.

@headheretic1580

5 жыл бұрын

You also have to be bilingual if you want to understand 90% of your customers. Especially if you're a human or a rare race on the planet you're working on

RIP galactic Floor cleaners

I dont understand why generation tech doesnt have millions of subscribers

I agree

I think you guys already did a video on this subject before

Make a video about The EVO troopers

Coruscant underworld is like a giant dungeon

Tatooine resident is just a hazardous job.

Before watching the video I would guess smuggling and working for Jabba the Hutt. Han Solo did both of course.

At 9:12 it says "Coruscant Underworld Police" instead of Imperial Scout trooper

Interstellar Trucker, of course it's going to be dangerous. Even in the relatively safe US commercial drivers are one of the ten most dangerous occupations. RL truck drivers die on the job at a rate over three times that of police. Beaten only by loggers, fishermen, farmers, and miners. Worst job in Star Wars, logger you have to go to strange alien planets full of dangerous wildlife and log the native's sacred old growth trees while they do their best to kill you, along with all the wildlife.

Is that Dance Tonight in the background music?

What about a video on what the cultural repercussions of the Holdo maneuver would have on the SW universe? Can only really see hyperspace travel becoming heavily restricted and regulated rather than make a device able to cause extinction-level events on a planet alone accessible to anyone from suicidal terrorist and political dissonant, to some just having a really, really bad day and wanting to share.

Hey Allen in the freghter pilot section. You talked about 0g in star wars there is artificial gravity would you still have negative affects?

What about tie fighter pilot? They're literally insane!

Imagine all the wilhelm screams that happened to these guys

If the Death Star beam is radioactive, why do lifetime lightsaber-wielders not suffer radiation sickness?

@robertagu5533

5 жыл бұрын

Those beams are probably plasma and magnetic field based of some kind. Probably negligible or no radiation to speak of.

@DarthNoshitam

5 жыл бұрын

@@robertagu5533 The Death Star is based on an ancient Sith design, which in turn is based on lightsaber design; i.e., they generate the beam using the same principles.

The most dangerous job in any universe is 'retired' nobody ever survived that.

06:00 "the effects of 0g" - they are literally standing on the ground

Some of these jobs... geez

@akriegguardsman

3 жыл бұрын

At least they can live past 14 seconds

can you in future do a time line of the rebels series to match the move time line EP for EP

What’s worse reporting bad news to Vader or dancing for Jabba

At-St pilots definitely dangerous. Getting shot in the eye by a tiny pistol when you have a huge gun (endor)

3:21 So its NOT A LASER.

Y can’t they activate the Death Star from a control room separate from the dangourous radiation room

I love you Allen

I want to know where they get their music!!

The stormtrooper part has an error. It repeats the police slide

Do Best Jobs next!

"LOGAL GANGS" lol jawas

I may be short for a stormtrooper but I only stand out cuz I’m not a poor shooter

r\Reactor tech: they don't even get handrails

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

Yea it’s just brutal

@dragonweyr44

5 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech I remember they even pointed that out on the Family Guy Star wars parody

Wouldn’t it be smart to put the Death Star plans in the Death Star. Like Ik when building it but they should have already sent the information after a good portion was made.

which is worse: harvesting spice on Kessel or on Arrakis?

make a vid on the best jobs

Janitor at Jabba's Palace.

i love the scout troopers and there armor, and yes they could paint their armor but remember endor was a trap so the scout troopers were most likely green and didn't have the skill nor access to paint the armor but rather be a tasty carrot on a stick for rebels, in battlefront 2(the good one) they were my best class followed by the classic stormtrooper.

@alenimelis4969

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Smith my people beat Imperials for fun

@justinsmith9006

5 жыл бұрын

@@alenimelis4969 ? i have no idea what your referencing :|

@alenimelis4969

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Smith Mandos

@justinsmith9006

5 жыл бұрын

@@alenimelis4969 who?

@darklaser8540

3 жыл бұрын

Im bothered that they made them female in Battlefront 2. Takes the fun of playing them. I get that they want to attract female players but imo they should be male, like in the movies.

on number 9 it said Coruscant under world police lol