The secret Sith weapon: The Thot bomb

@jamessuraciart

5 жыл бұрын

(face-palm)

@TheJCG9

5 жыл бұрын

Things being equal and what with SW naming, Thot might come to a planet near you in a Galaxy Far Away.

@ThePalaeontologist

5 жыл бұрын

Concept: a superweapon that reverberates BEGONE at bone shattering frequencies across approximately 3 galactic radii. Basically an audible boomer version of the HALO installations. NOTE: Guaranteed to disperse thots at a range of 6 galactic radii total.

@ThePalaeontologist

5 жыл бұрын

@Aeneas Bufiy Words to live by.

@ThePalaeontologist

5 жыл бұрын

@Aeneas Bufiy The Age of Thots is over; the time of the based Man has come - Gothmog, Battle of Osgiliath. Wait what...

I feel bad for the poor guy that just found your channel and now thinks you're a flat earther :D

@twjohnsun

5 жыл бұрын

he is though

@11Survivor

5 жыл бұрын

@@twjohnsun Wow, you actually fell for it. It's not like the sarcasm is obviously apparent or anything.

@twjohnsun

5 жыл бұрын

@@11Survivor I know! he is so naive ;)

@petrifiedsue5283

5 жыл бұрын

@@11Survivor yeah, It's not like the sarcasm is obviously apparent or anything.

@hondoohnakaproductions

5 жыл бұрын

Guys it flat this has been proven by NASA several times wait or...

Generation tech: has a 2:11 intro Cinema sins: goes into cardiac arrest

Anyone else wonder what star wars is like in current time? All we see is a "long time ago"

@dreadfulbadger

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@retosius7962

5 жыл бұрын

probs dead.

@notmerc6707

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was a galaxy in a universe before the big bang

@davidszczepan5855

5 жыл бұрын

there is some alien blasting ali a somebody reporting for stream sniping

@giocris650

5 жыл бұрын

extreme pickle maybe the big bang was a massive force weapon detonated to end a war 🤔

What is needed to bring humanity together isn't a battle against the might of an entire alien race, but a skirmish against a bunch of alien privateers or third rate power. A small alien colony or a merchant company try to invade without the Galactic police finding out and only use civilian gear. Basically we get invaded by a couple of technicals and fishing boats, not an battlefleet.

@lolmeme69_

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. If a powerful alien government attempted to invade, we'd all get slaughtered. But as you said, a couple alien pirates looking to make a quick buck might prove a valuable match that unites humanity.

@retosius7962

5 жыл бұрын

that, taht would actually make sense.

@math3000

5 жыл бұрын

And then the rise of Humanity

@armzngunz

5 жыл бұрын

What if a highly advanced species traveled through an infinity gate to lift our species up but then we killed them all, but they managed to destroy the gate first, but it was too late and we started spreading across the galaxy?

@skizzlechizzle

5 жыл бұрын

casbott AND SO BEGIND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN

But, what about the droid attack on the wookies?

@adenkyramud5005

5 жыл бұрын

Double e di'kutla shabuir

@hondoohnakaproductions

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@hondoohnakaproductions

5 жыл бұрын

This is needed

@mr.gentlezombie8709

5 жыл бұрын

*Wookiees

@azraelravenstar6616

5 жыл бұрын

That battle changed the universe fuck the galaxy

3:20 I had no idea David Hasselhoff fought during the new sith wars

@DaleESkywalker

5 жыл бұрын

He's just hassling Hoth.

You didn't mention the Horrific Battle of "Johnsons Disaster" During the Disney Franchise Wars. A Galaxy divided against itself. Friend pitted against Friend. Families torn apart. A battle where our greatest Heroes are crushed under the Unrelenting Tyranny of the Emperor Walt and his Evil Apprentice Darth Ruin - Destroyer of millions of Childhoods. So Much Lost. So Much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth! *_Let its accursed name not be spoken! Lest it be Woe! Woe! And thrice Woe!_*

@jordanpowell2242

5 жыл бұрын

MrBiggrim can i kill Rian Johnson with a fatman?

@XxOrangesoda2610xX

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Darth Kennedy and her apprentice Darth Ruin

@MrBiggrim

5 жыл бұрын

@@XxOrangesoda2610xX Ah, yes. Of course. My bad. Darth Walt was the one who established the Disney Lords. Darth KenSheDie? starts by corrupting JarJar Abrams, whilst keeping Darth Ruin secretly in the wings. only for JJ.A to turn and become Darth JarJar, and taking his place at his Mistresses side. With DR cut down by Obi - FAN - Kenobi he sidles off, plotting revenge. Tapping into his Bitterness and Hate for Obi - FAN - Kenobi to give him strength to return in the Future. Expect Lucas Skywalker to turn up at some time to confront now Empress KenSheDie and try to turn DJJ. this does not end well for Fans who are either on the Disneystar or assaulting Mouseketeers with sticks. It all Ends with big Funeral Pyre of Kodak Film reels and rotten party. Ghosts of stories past have already faded away from apathy. The bad news for Lucas Skywalker is that he has three sisters with which to do something Incestuous .with

@MrBiggrim

5 жыл бұрын

@@jordanpowell2242 Only if Dropped from a very great Height.

@crackofdawn805

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, death threats. Great to see that fans are still childish enough to talk about how they’re gonna violently murder each other instead of trying to give constructive criticism.

Please make a video on 10 flaws of the AAT CIS tank

@siegel947

5 жыл бұрын

Where is Mr. Spock ?_by lemongrass hope you enjoy

@YorktownUSA

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@Jacaerys1

5 жыл бұрын

@@siegel947 he did.

@kvaldez46

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jacaerys1 not when this video came out

The Ruusan Reformations also was when the Jedi were no longer allowed to have families.

That dig at Zucc was amazing lol

Earth is actually a cube

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

ah the minecraft theory an interesting school of thought

@bigeboye6000

5 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech dodechahedron, not anything else

@zerox8413

5 жыл бұрын

So Earth is Htrae? Now where's BIZZARO?? 😅

@mrnoname9086

4 жыл бұрын

No it's a Dorito

@angelwashere8864

4 жыл бұрын

If Minecraft is infinite how come the sun and moon can go around it?

Nice job on this video) Wish you were talking about Expanded Universe more often

@danielsahurie3237

5 жыл бұрын

Hello

The Rakatan empire seems like its star wars’s equivalent to the mongol empire: Both are big, ancient empires that came to power through sheer force and brutality

@ThePalaeontologist

5 жыл бұрын

Well the force and brutality part is right, but the ancientness is not. The Mongol Empire isn't exactly ancient as such. Quite recent, actually. Try, ancient Egyptians, Hittites or ancient Chinese, for a better comparison. Medieval era Mongols are old and long ago but not ancient. Just quite old. Even the Roman Empire was relatively young, having been preceded by many other Empires, from around the world. The Rakatan are more similar to the aforementioned, but also could be compared to the ancient Greeks to some extent; building wonders ahead of their time but then becoming a footnote in some else's history for the most part)

@nathanjora7627

5 жыл бұрын

ThePalaeontologist si they would be like akkadians, Sumerians, thing like that. The Tigre and Euphrate region was only united through sheer brutality after all.

@raymondlaw5258

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePalaeontologist according to archeological and linguistic investigation , the most ancient Chinese tribes/kingdoms was very eager to conquer land that lie outside their small holdings around the yellow river, the land now most people consider China was one of the ancient world's most culturally diverse regions, and home to lots of dead civilizations, whose culture was completely destroyed by ancient China, only some of their language lived in remote parts of mainland China. so empires built from sheer brutality and force? the Chinese empires certainly fit that role better then we think

Y'all should do a video on the different planetary military forces, like the naboo military or the mon calamari, etc. It would be interesting to know who had the best planetary defenses that weren't apart of the core worlds

2 parts Mount Gay rum 3 parts lime juice and top it with ice. I call it the Battle of Yavin, few actual drinks but an effective guaranteed to blow you away

These battles are awesome. Great video

I like this but I had a hard time figuring out the timeline for the battles. It would have helped to see some sort of timeline. Thank you for all of your excellent work!

Okay it might be the weed but I think you want to just blown my mind the concept that humans have been fighting amongst each other as a way to practice for the day where we all have to reunite and band together to fight something extra terrestrial... Hits blunt...

Generation Tech: "The Great Schism" Me, a Halo Fan: "Ay! I've seen this one before it's a classic."

I just wanna say that I really enjoyed this video nice job

We know u rather use Earth based firearms in the Star Wars galaxy during the Galactic Republic era before or during 22 BBY, but what kinds of firearms you think will be practical, tactical and reliable when dealing with Jedi, Judicial Forces and Clone troopers? If I were you, I will bring 6 deadly firearms with me. They are: Heckler & Koch Mark 23 45ACP pistol, KRISS VECTOR 45ACP Submachine Gun GEN II model, FN SCAR H CQC (Close Quarters Combat) Battle rifle, Mk 13 Mod 0 Grenade Launcher and Barrett M107A150BMG anti material sniper rifle CQB model.

@frankg2790

5 жыл бұрын

Good luck finding ammunition for those weapons. You wouldn't be able to afford them if you could.

@robertagu5533

5 жыл бұрын

Large heavy hitting and rapid fire. Weapons. Like Full auto rifles, smgs, belt fed weapons and even and perhaps especially surprisingly shotguns all are theorized to not only be effective but ALSO still exist in some form in the SW universe

@2:20 I agree, shooting first is quite the cunning strategy.

I would love a video about how the lower levels of corasaunt gangs dealt with the yusang-Vang.

"You are generation tech" this sentence gives me chill! 🤗

I always wonder if the Battle of Yavin 4 was not supposed to be a callback to the Battle of Route Colonial Quatre (RC4). Although it was not an air battle, as Yavin 4 was a space engagement, RC4 was pitting one of the great colonial powers, France, against the resistance movement known as the Viet Minh. And, the reaction after the Viet Minh's victory at RC4 was overwhelming. First, the French were psychologically and politically crippled, as support for the war reached its first major low. Secondly, the engagement proved that the French could be beaten in a pitched set-piece battle by the Viet Minh. Finally, the Viet Minh launched the Red River Campaign afterwards, which overstretched their logistical capabilities but did not result in their destruction, just like the Rebel Alliance's movements towards the Inner Rim.

@vonfaustien3957

5 жыл бұрын

yavin 4 was based on a Canadian bombing run on a nazi dam during the second world war. the trench run segment is almost a direct lift from a old black and white movie about the raid.

I'm actually mostly interested in the artwork on the thumbnail.

I want to know more about life on Coruscant during the fall of the Empire. Basically after the Battle of Endor. I know that civil war started there and that it became so severe that the planet was ruined so badly that they had to move the capital to Hosnian Prime. I know Mas Amedda was trapped there. But I want more stories about the battles that took place there.

This is how I know Earth is round... You can't see Mount Everest... OR MAYBE THERE'S A MYSTERIOUS FOG!!!

@DontSayMyName650

5 жыл бұрын

Your graphics card isn't strong enough for your rendering distance to see mtn everest

@dreadfulbadger

5 жыл бұрын

Try setting render distance to 64 blocks you should be able to see it.

Dude!!!!!! Awesome "they live" reference

Love your guys' vids! Intelligent Star Wars content is my spice!(I kicked my death stick habit) The force knows we aren't getting smart content from Disney lately!

I hope the Droid Gotra becomes a genuine threat the driods if used right could even out match force users like the IG_100 magna guard

im so proud of you all,the universe has blessed me with your hearts,death before dishonour

I love your two minutes intro :D

*Hello there*

@zefro3

5 жыл бұрын

GENERAL KENOBI!

@nono-kr7um

5 жыл бұрын

SEVERAL CANOLI!

@rickymcgowen6776

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi...

Also when will we see other species speculation videos about Twileks, Togrutas, etc?! Please explain them which is Canon which is Legends.

You got me on the first half ngl

I just realized that every time Tom cruise respawns he is going back to a checkpoint

Did anyone else notice that Admiral Radus' ship came out of hyperspace BACKWARDS? Watch the next scene when it show the ship fly towards the Star Destroyers. The lower spire is at the front.

They got me with the heroic charges

Practice wars? I love it!

3:54 “Lord Cunt” XD

Have never conquered courscant huh if I recall the sith held the world and kept it only giving it back do to the treaty

Also valenthyne farfalla did not engage with the Enemy Fleet. Darth Bane allowed them onto the surface.

you are fricken fantastic Alan I like your videos they are great

I thought the last one was ye rakata cause I could see the star forge and the temple in the background

The earth is actually a Death star painted blue, which is actually a flat disc as well, and everyone are holograms!

Some real stuff in the beginning of this video 👍

Alan is my favorite from Generation Tech

Swirling concentrated storm of pure unhappiness and evil...... Kaan: Sounds like solution to all of our problems.....

Cool!

Nonstop dry humor comedy in this one, love it.

You guys gonna do the earth vs galactic republic video anytime soon

Could you please compare the first order and Banished from halo wars 2?

The most important thing the space race gave us was Shepard's Prayer "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up" said when he was about to launch. (Alan Shepherd the first American in space. )

As soon as the Tom Cruise cameo/reference/clip was made, I deemed this video worth giving a like

GEN TECH IS A SITH LORD

Earth isn flat...its a Minecraft Cube lol

Sad to finally discover what happened to Coruscant 😔

Please make a Canaan only version

"I love democracy" has got to be the most sarcastic line in the history of film

Lord Gonk droid will be very pleased.

I was hoping the mandolorian wars would make into this

Great video, yet we Terrans have been killing each other and no longer term peace for more than 4000 years! Although not as big as some Star Wars battles, ours are more bloody, right?

@ernestomiguelbaez7649

5 жыл бұрын

Don't know.Maybe

@dreadfulbadger

5 жыл бұрын

Over one million people died on the death star. And a lot more than that on aldaraan, though i dont know if you could call that a battle.

@Anomaly-uz9pr

5 жыл бұрын

True humanity has drowned itself in blood for thousands of years

bro, the thought bomb only affected people who are strong in the force. That's how Tom cat was able to survive... until his cousin got him killed in Caleb's Shack.

Didn’t a quest in swtor say that the Rakatans found the hyperspace tech?

7:32 I am sorry, but I can't help but think of the Tyranids. Giant alien organic ships floating through space.

Star Wars people:What could have brought a species to the point where they turn into dinosaurs internet: have you met barney

Do you edit with WeVideo

What about the Battle of Malachor V?

If you have not read Darth Bane then I recommend that you do. In the book the sith are not trapped in the cave system they choose to go down there to lure the Jedi into a trap. Which is a trap created by Darth Bane. It also talks about the division in the Jedi. Great book go read it.

Lord Khan is missing his Mongol hat.

Man the new republic sure could've used the empire when the usang von attacked

Battle of shizzom,sounds like an 70's disco album

I hope there is a movie for the Yuuzhan Vong! 😇

@blackshogun272

5 жыл бұрын

Those movies have to be rated R bro ! It just has to be. It would bring so many non-star wars fans into the fandom, and boost our numbers for Legend continuity ! And the whole wanting it to be R is not because I'm a horror movie fanatic, no, it's just that the Yuuzhan Vong War is disturbing, gory, and dark. Plus trillions die to a pain worshiping race 😨

In flat earth theory what is the explanation for being in a becalmed sea on a clear day and seeing a ship half up on the horizon as it comes towards you usually you only see the mast.

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

Dolphins

@SisyphusJP

5 жыл бұрын

Generation Tech hahahah! I used to work on ships, I’ve seen it with my own eyes I can’t think of another explanation for it.

@SisyphusJP

5 жыл бұрын

PiCABLESKY that’s gotta be it!

@danzelmoore6153

5 жыл бұрын

Dolphinsare evil

@romanzusman2892

5 жыл бұрын

@BeverlyZoe Flaucher shuhhh! Quite! ZOG is watching!

You forgot about the Mandalorian war that set Revan on his course towards the dark side

Earth is round fools

@GenerationTech

5 жыл бұрын

Then why don’t people on the sides fall off

@voidzwrathdankster4554

5 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech bc its gravity boi read da awesome bible =3

@voidzwrathdankster4554

5 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech anywho thx for the vid i enjoyed it wish there was others tho on the list

@insertmemorableusernameher6795

5 жыл бұрын

It's E X T R A T H I C C

@jamessuraciart

5 жыл бұрын

So are CD's!

THE END IS NEAR AHHH

Caught me off guard with that flat Earth stuff

@fulcrum7455

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke

@crazywolfcc1310

3 жыл бұрын

@@fulcrum7455 I'm well aware

Isnt he mixing up timelines right now? He mentioned the battle of Jakku, which is Canon, but also the Yuzzhan Vong, which is Legends.

I love you Allen

what about the first and second battles of odessin

What if they clone Allan? Imagine an army of Allan Troopers.

So, are you talking about "Canon" or "Legends"? You mention the battle of Jakku, and then go on to the Battle of Corscucant. I thought you were going to discuss the Clone Wars battle, but instead you go to the Yuzung Vong war (which I don't mind) Perhaps there should be two videos-one for Canon and one for Legends

So by the time of the Last Jedi, Courascant was a bunch of green monsters?

What about the Batte of Taris?

"the manliest man jedi a man could ever man" Alan-2018

Hi

I have an ideal it's a versus episode a sith empire harrower class Star destroyer versus and ISD or ISD 2

What about the Battle of Endor?

>*ThOt BoMb*

I want proof of life for British Ben

Tom Cruise keeps respawning. Holy shit that one got me. I was just about to fall asleep, dick.

What about the battle of Malicore V

Maybe u should start playing starwars reltaed games?

INSTANT LIKE FOR LEHON

No Malachor V? :(

3:06 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

The CIS was the most advanced starwars faction (besides the Eternal Empire and the vong)