The mortal combat janitors will need a raise to keep that classroom clean.

@Sgt-Wolf

8 ай бұрын

Janitor: "awww man. I hate dismemberment duty"

@galvanprime

8 ай бұрын

*kombat

@CelticVictory

8 ай бұрын

And probably a consult with a mental health professional. Okay, more than one.

@Sgt-Wolf

8 ай бұрын

@@CelticVictory No need mental health is just all in your head. :D

@tsrav5

8 ай бұрын

Did you just misspell Kombat?

What's funny is that Hanzo Hasashi is- *was* a family man so him being so kind to kids makes a lot of sense

@mystery8820

8 ай бұрын

An ANGER-FILLED family man… I wonder how different it would be if it was the Kuai Liang Scorpion from MK1?

@ivansleepy4722

8 ай бұрын

@mystery8820 I reckon THAT Scorpion would actually be a lot more strict to the kids

@KingDues

4 ай бұрын

Makes sense

I love that there's actually a fully usable skeleton standing over in the corner of the room, but he still burns Johhny alive to show one :D

The way this is put together to resemble a kids science show is immaculate. Well done, y'all.

@matthewdykeman8149

8 ай бұрын

What are you talking about that was totally a kids show.

@protalghulnist4126

8 ай бұрын

​@@matthewdykeman8149No that would be mortal Kombat defenders of the realm.

the fact that the children are so happy about the murders is exactly how i felt as a kid, ripping out peoples spines while playing the game

@JadeHanielDalogdugan-sp2et

8 ай бұрын

Make a parody starship we built this city on rock and roll to gta 5 edition

I like how they're censoring all the fatalities with kittens.

@ROMTHIRTY

8 ай бұрын

[MEOW]

This is amazing, if this were a real show I’d be watching it every day

@daedalus5253

8 ай бұрын

But not as a child

Imagine if Scorpion did an episode talking about overcoming physical disabilities and had Kenshi, Jax, and Baraka as his guests? I can already see the kittens censored over Kenshi’s eye sockets when he takes off his blindfold. 😹

@lordgino2006

8 ай бұрын

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

@ryanchua6520

8 ай бұрын

I think Kotal would be a better fit than Baraka but still a pretty good idea

@lucasdellamaggiore

8 ай бұрын

​@@ryanchua6520KK in a wheelchair

@ryanchua6520

8 ай бұрын

@@lucasdellamaggiore he started off hating tarkatan

@lucasdellamaggiore

8 ай бұрын

@@ryanchua6520 Now he doesn't really care

It’s nice to see Scorpion giving back to the kommunity for a change😁.

@fadhiar122

7 ай бұрын

kudos for the korrect spelling of kommunity *wink* *wink*

I like how those kids aren't even traumatised to seeing Scorpion commit crimes against humanity

@whateverr64

7 ай бұрын

u never played mortal kombat as a child

@marcosoliven1465

7 ай бұрын

@@whateverr64 I've been a fan of the franchise since I was 9

@whateverr64

7 ай бұрын

@@marcosoliven1465 then the kids in the video were the same

Can I just say that the Mortal Kombat characters here look really good? From Scorpion, Sub Zero, Johnny Cage, and Mileena, they all look… “Excellent”

"Now here's Johnny with Sex Ed" *Nut punch* "Yeah he ain't having kids"

Technically you have an infinite amount of organs , blood and bones of you’re a mortal Kombat participant .

@Mad77max77

8 ай бұрын

And they can have their neck broken 2 or 3 times in the same round, without any problem (except losing some HP)

@azurephantom100

8 ай бұрын

if you use MK3 smoke you can blow up the earth multiple times lol i did the whole arcade mode doing that lol

@flashn00b

8 ай бұрын

Most notable if you eat a particularly complex combo that ends with an uppercut when you're close to death. Did you know the human body contains 5 skulls and 20 ribcages inside it?

Make this a series

@TheWarpZone

8 ай бұрын

If it gets enough views maybe

The long awaited sequel to cooking with Scorpion

Awesome video warp zone scorpion is an expert on the human body after all look at the fatalities he's done though out the years

Bro how did Scorpion teach me more about the human body than my biology class 💀

@Redneck_Hero

8 ай бұрын

Because the education system has failed you

@timechanger6679

8 ай бұрын

@@Redneck_Hero you me and everyone else in this generation 😂

@Redneck_Hero

8 ай бұрын

@@timechanger6679 not as much as when I was in school. I'm 34. I mostly failed myself. It seems so much worse now. Growing up in the 90s it "seemed", compared to now, that the education system was much better but probably not by a lot

@blackdog8245

8 ай бұрын

For real. Finally, got a specific number of the number of bones in the human body.

Odom giving his ‘all’ again. He’s a phenomena!

It's disturbing how realistic this lesson could be

This was actually really fun and I learned something about intestines

I feel that I would have passed bio class if scorpion was my teacher.

The censorship of the heart ripping of Sub Zero with the cat made me burst laugh

I can never look at Mortal Kombat the same after seeing how the body-sound-effects are made (vegetables)

@Deathmare235

8 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t it be vegetables that you can’t see the same

We need another another episode.

literally more useful than my anatomy text book

This is a new favorite I think. So good!

that was fucking hilarious lol

not only did i learn that the human heart can have 100 beats a minute, and provides oxygen, but the human intestines are 20 feet long and there are 206 bones in the human body. thanks scorpion!

I’m going to present this at my school, very educational

You guys are so underappreciated in the modern age, love your videos and the effort that goes into them!

this was worth the wait!! Go Team Squeegee!! Great vid, very educational!!

More episodes please lol

More of this XD I want Scorpion as my teacher and maybe he invites Goro and Motaro to teach monster anatomy

Love it! When's the next episode coming out?

This is great! It reminds me of the hidden video, Cooking with Scorpion, in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance.

He did Millena not dirty 💜☠️🦂

Wow, that's pretty amazing! It does fit right in with that Scorpion cooking show from Deadly Alliance! Guess that's why Scorpion is the star of this kid show. PS: Scorpion is probably going to have some complaints from Sub-Zero, Johnny Cage, and Mileena when they get better.

Now i know what hanzo was doing in the new timeline

Tune in next week with Liu Kang, Nightwolf and Kotal Kahn as they teach us about the many different cultures of the world... ... ... and how they punished naughty individuals.

I love all the small details in the background

I'm imagining this on KZread kids

I loved this video video I hope there will be a part 2. You guys did a good job keep up the god work👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Imagine if we had Geras as a guest for the Science Korner

Would you belive the only censorship I minded was giving Mileena her G rated costume?

SCIENCE IS KOOL!!!

I need more of this I learnd more from this than in school.

Don't worry even though people where harmed in the making of this show they'll be fine they just need to just walk it off.

The pixilated intestines is what made this video for me. Well done Warp Zone.

Fatality!

We need Davis to be the next lead for Blues Clues! Kids just love him and he makes learning so fun!

Great video. Highly entertained 😁

I’m not going away until I see we’re glad you came in Spotify

i'm taking anatomy 2 in college right now. I love this.

Not gonna lie, Davis would be a great kids tv host. He certainly has the attitiude, energy and vocabulary down 👌

This is how you get kids to believe violence is boring when they become teenagers. By turning it into a kids show. Truly an amazing inspiration for our future generations.

if our teacher like that i am sure kids turn in gramma after saw teacher keep ripped heart out fro another teacher or even students 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

At least he’s helping the community

Dang, Scorpion looks incredibly malnourished.

We need another episode of this

Thank you Scorpio this was very educational 👍

She was so resigned to her fate 🤣🤣🤣

I need another episode of this pronto

Loved this

Very educational video! Thank you Scorpion!

Alright time to get the MK Doctors in to revive them. Also this reminds me of the official cooking with Scorpion vids from the MK games.

Getting Cooking with Scorpion from Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance vibes from this

To answer the last question which is how long can a human head stay conscious for after is cut off is 20 seconds which i find very gruesome but Kool

Yes more of this

It's always funny seeing people wear Scorpion and sub zero masks because they always have the nose part slightly wonky 😂

@ROMTHIRTY

8 ай бұрын

Fun fact, in one of the Warp Zone videos, the mask had to be centered in post because it was way too off.

This gives vibes of cooking with Scorpion.

the funniest thing i have seen this week!

We need more teachers like this... 🤣🤣🤣

Khemistry is Kool 😂

I learned so much today

THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next, learn World Geography with Street Fighter's Chun Li

Can we have a part 2 for this ? This was awesome and very educational. You should do more videos just like this.

Awwww... you managed to make good old Scorps so kid friendly!

Is my man’s okay? I don’t want to make a joke if scorpion got health issues. 😬

Reminds me so much of Cooking with Scorpion.

Thank you mr scorpion for this lesson. Hope to see you again.

Fun Fact if you use hygienic tools, and only disconnect it at one end, a person can be alive for hours as you slowly pull the intestine out.

Normally, I don't bat an eye to seeing intestines in violent video games or movies. But when they're blurred like that, I feel grossed out like everyone else. Something is definitely wrong with me. 🤣🤣🤣

Interesting fact about the human skeleton, over half the bones are in your hands and feet.

@ROMTHIRTY

8 ай бұрын

I only have one bone in my hand right now.

Idk why but those white contacts he has in makes me feel like there's sand in my eyes

From the same creators of Cooking With Scorpion....

I want this to be a weekly thing

What an amazing show, I’m so happy my kids are learning from video games.

2:03 ... the 2D brutalities would beg to differ 😅 (3 skulls, 4 rib cages, etc)

When Ed Boon needs to reach that kid demographic

@TheWarpZone Glad that Scorpion fried Johnny Cage and didn’t show his skeletal body. Would be indecent exposure to those poor kids if he did. >.

Wish I had this kind of demonstration in biology

How to be brutal but you are a teacher:

He's going to quickly run out of special friends. Not every friend will be killed for you.

Not gonna lie that was actually very educational

Thanks scorpion!

Well what can i say, it's look like kind of legit? Every psycho mom/dad should show this to his psycho children.

scorpion doing cooking shows and kid shows, can't wait for the late night tv with scorpion

Good demonstration

Reminds me off the gintama episode where okita explains limbs and organs by killing attackers