“So he becomes Scorpion?” “No he gets a cool little outfit made entirely of plot armor.” DEAD

@sarssars-hm2ox

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was asking my brother who the hell is that guy the new scorpion 🦂 . He had no clue. But the scorpion learning a few english words. Lol 😂😆 😅🙃👍 unless the new guy new japanese and it just automatically translated for us 🤔 or he new that word cause he fights japanese fighters in mma . That sounds much better I'll stick with that 👍

@romanusdolor5783

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarssars-hm2ox For some reason cole doesn’t even though he’s from Japan he thinks he’s from the Detroit yet scorpion speaks only Japanese to him and he understands it. Also the only English she knows is Mortal Kombat catchphrases

@paul6925

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this guy comes up with the best lines

@glint1224

3 жыл бұрын

The literal plot armor kinda kills any tension. When you can just tank a beating from Goro and not even get a bruise, you KNOW no one is ever gonna be able to pose a threat.

@WarmBreadBearBuddy

3 жыл бұрын

Now he’s cole with a cooler sweater

"He gets a cool suit made entirely of plot armor" ... The accuracy...

@b-ikecali5655

2 жыл бұрын

For real 🤣

@aztn19

2 жыл бұрын

Sure, that may as well happen 🤷🏾‍♂️🙃

@kingeshiebor5444

2 жыл бұрын

That part completely sent me... Which isn't really good as I'm watching this video at the office 😂

The 95 year old UP man accidentally being put in this tournament sounds like... a fantastic movie idea.

@kongmengyang1098

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you see when he dropped his house at Paradise Falls his house accidentally squashed a bird with the dragon tattoo. Oh wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow.

@SuperMegaGaelourde

3 жыл бұрын

Instead of FATALITY, it would show up as YOU'VE FALLEN... AND YOU CAN'T GET UP

@3liteGamer4Life

3 жыл бұрын

for a second I thought maybe you were trying to type "95 year old ip man", and honestly, I think that would be pretty awesome to watch.

@timsmith7858

2 жыл бұрын

And he wins it

@timsmith7858

2 жыл бұрын

Gets I car and runs a guy over *fatality*

"So Raiden teleports them to exotic locations on other planes of existence?" "He sends them to a trailer park and a gym." "... Okay!"

Ryan vs. This Movie *Ryan wins* *FATALITY*

@denimchicken104

3 жыл бұрын

FLAWLESS VICTORY

@thebadbandito

3 жыл бұрын

BEASTIALITY... wait... That's something else...

@MyVin1234

3 жыл бұрын

*BRUTALITY

@subman23

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebadbandito Beastiality is tig--- WAIT, NOO

@LucianDevine

3 жыл бұрын

@@subman23 Beastiality is super ea...WAIT STILL NOO!

I laughed and laughed upon realizing Cole’s Arcana is plot armor. He literally sprouts plot armor. XD

@dougdynamo8990

3 жыл бұрын

Wow very original

@301.allday

3 жыл бұрын

**Wee-Bey meme**

@Atlas059

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like it played to his fight style. Throughout the movie Cole showed that he can taking a beating. Alot. Like the whole movie. But he always gets back up so it makes sense that his arkana is a defensive power. Especially since the whole goal is protecting him and his family.

@weirdcarpetthing97

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atlas059 :l

@mattdunkley130

3 жыл бұрын

I did too

"While Cole is assaulting his frozen family in the background" "What?" THAT'S IT MATE, 'AM DEAD

@beewell1600

2 жыл бұрын

assaulting your frozen family in the background is TIGHT

@pisscvre69

2 жыл бұрын

No its his family whos dead not you

@wizkaleeb662

Жыл бұрын

Lmao that slow mo clip of him just hacking away 6:51

"getting your soul sucked is-" "don't say it"

Sub zero:(in Chinese) I ended your bloodline. Scorpion: (in Japanese) I like your funny words magic man

@arhabersham

3 жыл бұрын

@bocoy noiu [Zordon Approves]*

@DashBolt

3 жыл бұрын

@@arhabersham Rita: [confused screaming]

@rcdotson4433

3 жыл бұрын

@Aniruddha Chatterjee that was established in universal cannon of the series though

@gwenminor9244

3 жыл бұрын

Sub Zero : Speaks chinese nonsense Scorpion in japanese : ....So anyway I started blasting

@fikrizainal7375

3 жыл бұрын

And then for no reason speak in English " For the Lin Kuei "

Adding your own original character into a movie filled with many existing characters is tight.

@hermitcard4494

3 жыл бұрын

You know whats more tight? Removing one original beloved character, and debuff the main character from the game story (Liu Kang) and the yellow ninja gamers were so eager to see fight, so the new guy has to save him.

@nont18411

3 жыл бұрын

If only Johnny Cage was the protagonist of this film

@freakymoejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

@@nont18411 or was at least in it. Couldnt have that though, might look like a 'white saviour'

@nont18411

3 жыл бұрын

@@freakymoejoe2 Adding a whole new protagonist that nobody cares about is tight!

@joshuatyler4657

3 жыл бұрын

Forcing in a new character is TIGHT

"So if an 95 year old grandpa runs over a champion he will have to fight for the earth realm?" "Yes" "Can we make that movie instead?" LOL

“That may as well happen” has quickly advanced to one of my favorite lines in this series.

“Did he take English lessons in hell?” “He took some very specific english lessons in hell” Bruh I’m dead, I didn’t even think about that😂😂💀💀

@djeio

3 жыл бұрын

im having monday literature sessions, wanna join?😂

@capt.gigglepants1538

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, i think it woulda been more badass if he did scream "Get over here" in japanese.

@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406

3 жыл бұрын

Very specific English lessons are tight!

@Profess84

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha.

@jdzspace33

3 жыл бұрын

@@capt.gigglepants1538 not as bad ass as you would think

Can we appreciate how tight the "tight" joke was in this episode.

@CidGuerreiro1234

3 жыл бұрын

Tight jokes about the tight jokes are TIGHT!

@exkingjohn

3 жыл бұрын

Probably my favourite

@Meowdab

3 жыл бұрын

oh, making a joke about your own silly catchphrase is TIGHT!

@schattentaenzerin

3 жыл бұрын

Felt like Tightception

@soniqstateofficial4490

3 жыл бұрын

Best tight joke yet 😂😂

I spent the whole time I watched this film for the first time thinking, "Who's this Cole guy? Was he a character from the game? Why not just make him Johnny Cage?"

@turrican4d599

2 жыл бұрын

Half way in, I realised, that the cute teengirl was supposed to be his daughter and not his girlfriend.

@thephilosopher7173

2 жыл бұрын

@@turrican4d599 Which was so weird considering how young he is and how old she is. Its like he had her when he was 16 or something lol.

@rayfielding8912

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny cause that's what they did with the recent animated movie and guess what, it was a tonne better than the film adaptation. Hell, it even had the same opening.

@alchemystudiosink1894

Ай бұрын

From what I've heard, they specifically avoided having Johnny Cage, cause having a new OC to replace the primary character of the series makes things "better" according to certain people who want to shove their OCs in various franchises. Which of course kinda makes the whole things bleh, especially since if I recall, Mortal Kombat wouldn't have happened without Johnny Cage, since the game was originally suppose to be a Jean-Claude Van Damme game with Johnny Cage originally suppose to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. But when the rights for that fell through, the repurposed things.

Loved the "tight" exchange. Just brilliant! No wonder this guy is capable of carrying an entire channel on his own.

@emremokoko

6 ай бұрын

Being capable of carrying an entire channel on yout own is tight. Sorry, I had to do it. 🤣

@aaronwalcott513

5 ай бұрын

"On his own?" But, there's two of him :D

@spongebobsquarepants2981

5 ай бұрын

Ok

When cole beat goro in the movie I literally said, “Wow, that was super easy, barely an inconvenience” and my wife was like, “yeah it was”. But she didn’t get my reference :(

@Mactownization

3 жыл бұрын

Its time to get a divorce

@bluhvea82

3 жыл бұрын

DIVORCE!

@neverdavenever

3 жыл бұрын

Don't comment. We cannot interfere.

@ahedjehad8514

3 жыл бұрын

@@neverdavenever we must consult the elder gods!

@Realn00bGamer

3 жыл бұрын

You should shout "Get over here"...

The way you took the "tight" running gag, acknowledged it, meta-flippped it and STILL landed it, is nothing short of brilliant comedic writing

@markuhler2664

3 жыл бұрын

Landed it but did he snap its neck & save the day? Sorry. I tried resisting.

@al.extreme

3 жыл бұрын

oh, saying tight is tight is tight

@scottbiggs8894

3 жыл бұрын

And it was *still* inappropriate! I laughed so hard I choked.

@kymanilorainey8675

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottbiggs8894 choking is tight😏

@M_k-zi3tn

3 жыл бұрын

Right!

Cole with a cooler sweater… I’m dying! 😂😂😂

"Let me ask you something, can we make that movie instead?" Freakin' dead. I thought that sounded more interesting too.

It’s a good thing that after Cole Young got his magic jersey none of the fighters hit him below the belt or in the face where he was still vulnerable. Very considerate.

@hendrong

3 жыл бұрын

See, part of the armor's power is to magnetically attract fists and feet.

@aaronseidl5941

3 жыл бұрын

@@hendrong wow wow wow wow wow wow

@chishalakabwe6231

3 жыл бұрын

Honorable vibes 😂

@Kentrc11

3 жыл бұрын

Magic Jersey... I'm dead & I love you for it

@Pranaynaynay

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf in the fight with scorpion, he does try to stab Cole's face

Saying it all goes downhill from the opening scene is painfully accurate.

@culturecanvas777

3 жыл бұрын

As someone said, this is a great movie, too bad it's only 7 minutes long.

@GopherCakeStuff

3 жыл бұрын

All scenes without that Cole character were nice

@WhitneyHaverstock

3 жыл бұрын

I felt like a child who's lollypop just got smacked to the ground. While the person doing it told me I was the reason my parents were getting divorced.

@markusphilippus1787

3 жыл бұрын

@@GopherCakeStuff I don't know why I couldn't care about his character one bit.

@GopherCakeStuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@markusphilippus1787 his acting was flat and we already loved all of the other characters more. He gave us nothing to root for. He could barely fight, he knowingly put his family in danger, he constantly needed pep talks

Honestly, the best character throughout the whole movie was Kano. That man's comedic responses and interjections were priceless 🤣🤣🤣

@stormtempterf8058

2 жыл бұрын

Kabal wasn't a slouch either in the sassmouth department, lol.

@andrewmoore4510

20 күн бұрын

We need a Kano and Kabal spinoff

5:03 i cant stop replaying that XD

"Bad guys love leaving before making sure their enemy is really dead" Why is this so accurate?

@Oakship166

3 жыл бұрын

Because lazy writers exist, anyway wanna see someone get like.... exploded?

@benray527

3 жыл бұрын

plot armor

@Ceares

3 жыл бұрын

HISHE villain pub villains make it clear that it's part of the villain code so they have no choice. Sure, why would villains stick to a code you might ask? They're villains, not animals.

@Tfaonc

3 жыл бұрын

"so the movie can happen"

@Virtualangello

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is on every comment section that I check XD

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Cole's power was literally plot armor

@G360LIVE

3 жыл бұрын

That, and I'm also glad I'm not the only who noticed that Goro was done dirty in this movie. One fight, and he's done. Yikes. In fact, I think Goro only had two scenes: the one in which he was introduced and the one in which he fought. The CGI budget for Goro must've been tight. lol

@dylangriffin4230

3 жыл бұрын

@@G360LIVE Im just acting like that wasn't really goro and just some other 4 arm dude from his species

@G360LIVE

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylangriffin4230 It was semi-Goro, quasi-Goro, the margarine of Goro, the Diet Coke of Goro. Just one calorie, not Goro enough.

@trajic9204

3 жыл бұрын

@@G360LIVE he wasn't evil enough.

@G360LIVE

3 жыл бұрын

@@trajic9204 Haha! :)

“Ahhh getting your soul sucked is ti...” I literally cried laughing 😂

@dacresni

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, is it because they don't say " your soul is mine"?

@celestialprime8851

2 жыл бұрын

@@dacresni ummm, i don’t want to be an ass, BUT, it sounds like you’ve never had your soul sucked 😂 😂😂😂😂 poor guy

@clickbait7276

2 жыл бұрын

@@celestialprime8851 you just had to ruin a completely good guy

@Theendman42

2 жыл бұрын

Getting your soul sucked is TIGHT!

@Danjor369

2 жыл бұрын

I heard the emphasis on the “TI”at the end of when he said that 😂 like you can hear the ending vowel 😂

"Did he take English lessons in hell?" I'm dead!

“Raiden sounds like a chill guy “ “He’s not” Extremely accurate

@sushigimme

3 жыл бұрын

2021 Raiden and Shang Tsung were just awful in this movie. Shang Tsung looks like a little b*tch trying to act tough and Raiden looked like he was walking around with hemorrhoids, he looked THAT stiff and awkward. As cheesy as the 1995 movie was, you gotta admit that the characters had more heart and charisma.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@sushigimme I kinda wished this Shang Tsung looked MORE weaselly, his actor played weaselly well in The Dark Knight. I was so hyped to just see he was a nothing burger

@richardtheconquerer

2 жыл бұрын

@@sushigimme 1995 movie Shang Tsung was so awesome that they brought him in to do the most recent game

@aroyals339

2 жыл бұрын

Sub Zero sounds like a chill guy

@callmefleet

2 жыл бұрын

@@aroyals339 hehehehehehehehehe ice puns

Having literal plot armor was my thought exactly when Cole got his powers.. Whoever came up with that has a sick sense of humor because they had to know what they were doing.

@chrism6075

3 жыл бұрын

Mortal Kombat is by definition sick sense of humor...

@ajamusic7322

3 жыл бұрын

And its funny because it absorbed Gorro's blows, but then it seemed to stop working after that

@hedrocs

3 жыл бұрын

"they had to know what they were doing" no they didn't this movie is very incompetent!

" Can we make that movie instead?"...Fit driven laughter follows...

"Magic gave him robot arms." Oh my god, that line killed me... lol

Ryan just took on every damn fighter in this movie at once and completely obliterated them.

@sirorcaplays

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean...

@sirorcaplays

3 жыл бұрын

...finish them?

@Skiguru990

3 жыл бұрын

FATALITY!

@narcissus79

3 жыл бұрын

Flawless Victory

@noaht3087

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan definitely has the Dragon Mark now! 🐲

A 95-year-old senile grandfather runs over a Mortal Kombat champ and now has to fight in Mortal Kombat? So true. That would be an awesome movie. I think Dick Van Dyke would be PERFECT in it.

@Perurikun

3 жыл бұрын

omg Dick Van Dyke would take this movie to a another level! 🤣🤣🤣

@BlasphometicHermetic

3 жыл бұрын

Buzz Aldrin, dude. That guy can throw fists!

@billc.2627

3 жыл бұрын

@@Perurikun True. After he kills someone he can turn to the camera and say "Diagnosis Murder!

@ivanakum61

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Van Dyke as old Shujinko would be funny

@Perurikun

3 жыл бұрын

@@billc.2627 don't forget his time with Disney! 🤣

"Do they get English lessons in hell?" That's how I felt when I just had immigrated many years ago.

@viniciusmarinho5998

3 жыл бұрын

Lol dude same

@pablocastaner1933

2 жыл бұрын

From hell?

@franklinturtleton6525

2 жыл бұрын

@@pablocastaner1933 No, to Hell. Or as we call it, West Virginia.

I want to see the Movie of the 95 year old who accidentally hits a chosen one. Call Clint Eastwood.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 жыл бұрын

*glaring* "Go ahead... make my tattoo..." "Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, Goro?"

@irvinalexanderflores

2 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what I was thinking lmao

@thebestnavigator7766

2 жыл бұрын

U punk

@jacknapier8201

2 жыл бұрын

He either plays Erran Black or an aged Stryker.

@irvinalexanderflores

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacknapier8201 yeah Erron without slow aging or a retired 90 year old Stryker..

I’ve never seen a film dip in quality this hard after the first 10 minutes.

@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

3 жыл бұрын

Listen sir, I'm going to need you to get aaaaaaall the way off my back about that!

@JacobFury

3 жыл бұрын

X-Men Origins Wolverine

@MrMajani

3 жыл бұрын

And it's almost like they knew cause they released the first ten minutes free on KZread as a promo

I like how Sonya Blade didn't know who Cole was when he showed up, he had to reveal his tattoo thing, yet she had his picture plastered all over her exposition wall.

@halcyonvking3229

3 жыл бұрын

Lol really?

@shinzero0271

3 жыл бұрын

It did kinda come off as Sonya being the protagonist of an entirely different MK movie that the inclusion of Cole made them skip. She actually made two rivals over the course of the film, and actually earned her power. That Cole ended up being the one to fight Mileena despite the film taking the time to set her up as a rival for Sonya, made it really weird.

@Reclusive247

3 жыл бұрын

Nice spot. Maybe it's her memento wall and she has a really poor short term memory

@artofmartialcinemaamc5334

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinzero0271 Explain how she earned her power, by killing Kano? I agree she earned her mark but how fast she got them and even knew what it was and how to use it unlike literally everyone else is lame asf. This movie was enjoyable to me but has many flaws in it, including Sonya Blade.

@Cuzjudd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reclusive247 LMAO

"They're gonna take screen time away from the characters fans came to see?" lmaooo also the opening sequence is truly so much better than the rest of the movie you would guess they were made by completely separate studios

"a cool little outfit made entirely of plot armor" LOL this guy is too much

@sabrinalastname9719

2 жыл бұрын

OMG that cracked me up

Can we spend the entire movie in 1600s Japan? Because that plot line seem much more interesting. No because that's not what the script says. Fair enough.

@SophiaAphrodite

3 жыл бұрын

" I did absolutely no research beyond 1600's small Japanese villages for this movie so you are going to have to get all the way off my back about that."

@hoaithunguyen4473

3 жыл бұрын

@@SophiaAphrodite alright let me get off of that thing

@ChrisCoelho

3 жыл бұрын

Man what a waste to bring hiroyuki sanada who is a well established actor and make this amazing opening sequence and then have him in the background until the end of the movie....you sidelined your best actor and the best character in scorpion ..... like what O.o

@akechijubeimitsuhide

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisCoelho Right? Dude's awesome. I'd much rather watch a movie where he kicks arse in a historical setting.

@arieslaiman

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!!! The first 10 mins of the movie vs the rest of the movie difference is like day and night.

"Sub-zero's gonna show up and kill scorpion's family" "Oh extremely rude very impolite" I'm dead 😂💀

@GOldenPROdigy115

3 жыл бұрын

How is that rude though? Lmao

@linken0879

3 жыл бұрын

Not as dead as they are

@helpyourselfimbusy5747

3 жыл бұрын

You must be a part of scorpions family. 🪦 rip

@lucyread

3 жыл бұрын

@@GOldenPROdigy115 I mean murder us generally considered impolite.

Cole: "Hey, guys, do you remember how we fought the evil guys, in *one on one* fights and got defeated, just a few moments ago?" Others: "Yeah?" Cole: "I have a great tactical idea that will change everything greatly into our favor!" Others: "How?" Cole: "Raiden! Teleport each one of us with one bad guy to an isolated location, so that we can fight them *one on one* ."

"Plot armor." It was at that very moment that I died from laughter.

The grandpa running over a champion and fighting for earth is tight.

@seby826

3 жыл бұрын

Hollywood producers Please stop sacrificing babies and Make That A Thing

@somegood_user8930

3 жыл бұрын

Having a mark is tight.

@Fuhrerjehova

3 жыл бұрын

A now old former boxer and Vietnam war veteran played by Sylvester Stallone

@agb8764

3 жыл бұрын

Those damn kids!

@CommanderViviax

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be potentially awesome. If they made him like 60, and a war veteran, black ops operative. A ex boxer maybe. And he fights really dirty.

This pitch meeting has only been posted for a few hours and already it has more views than the Oscars.

@kingRukus39

3 жыл бұрын

more views than the movie too...

@aguyfromnothere

3 жыл бұрын

Low bar

@allflying3

3 жыл бұрын

Who even watch Oscarr?

@joyfulnoize6958

3 жыл бұрын

For The Brotherhood!!!

@rentstoohigh1587

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

The meta joke about "tight" is one of the best things in any pitch meeting. Made me laugh. A lot.

Sub zero: I ended your blood line Scorpion: that was kind of rude

"We're going to take screen time away from characters fans came to see?" My thoughts exactly 🤣

@NickCorvello

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm surprised they didn't throw in a line about Johnny Cage not appearing at all because he was completely replaced by Cole Young 😆

@dominiclacroix9489

Жыл бұрын

@@NickCorvello Cole who get beaten throughout the whole movie, by everything and everyone. Even his powersuit acknowledge it, he gotta get beaten on to unleash a good blow. What a effing loser lol

I deeply love this movie as a guilty pleasure, *but* I feel like Sonya should have been the audience surrogate and Scorpion should have been the main character.

@saint2972

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and they should've made a story that had the other characters from the game. Not that guy who was the main character. This sorta makes it clear that some franchise's should do reboots. There literally could've been so much for this movie going down but nahh. Lmao they could've even done a live action of a video game and we wouldn't have an issue

“...while cole just ASSAULTS his family in the background.....” I died ☠️, I was like wtf when this happened in the film.

@thenomad4123

3 жыл бұрын

Me too lol he wasn't acting like he was trying to break the ice just continuous punching. With no effect too.

"They're gonna have a really cool fight while Cole just assaults his frozen family in the background" "Wut?" My reaction exactly 🤣

@colindsouza979

3 жыл бұрын

I swear....got me right there

@AnthonyPino

3 жыл бұрын

Like. It made sense watching it because he's trying to break the ice to free them, but in the pitch meeting I really had to think about why he was doing it

@merry_christmas

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyPino I figured the ice would probably melt once sub-zero was dead so I was completely confused on him not helping kill the bad guy.

@AnthonyPino

3 жыл бұрын

@@merry_christmas well, after Sub Zero died the ice didn't melt. I get what you're saying cuz I thought the same tho

@oniakuma2392

3 жыл бұрын

My "Wut?" Moment was Liu Kang's intro. Kano tells him to not come any closer, Liu Kang shoots him in the face with a fireball and IMMEDIATELY says "I'm not your enemy"

"Sonya Blade has a whole wall of exposition to show him." True. Exposition is TIGHT!

@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously? Do we need this dumbed down exposition? MK11 already showed movie studios how to make a movie version of the game. Ugh. At this rate, these movie studios will never get a clue how to film a movie based on a game.

@Kentrc11

3 жыл бұрын

@@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev Nah they needed Sonya to be a MK fangirl until the movie gets close to the end.

@shinzero0271

3 жыл бұрын

@@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev Honestly, they could've had Sonya be the main character and showed her actually gain the information and capture Kano instead of all the Cole stupidity.

@cornelius8617

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinzero0271 yes because I really need another feminist woke female led bs movie

@risottopose9970

3 жыл бұрын

@@cornelius8617 Shut the hell up, movies with female Leads have existed for years before all these “Woke” directors started ruining the film industry

After two weeks of waiting patiently, I finally watched the movie and this pitch meeting is worth it

In fairness, if Scorpion didn’t say “GET OVER HERE” we all would have rioted

"I'm Japanese, i have no idea what you're talking about but let's fight." 🤣🤣🤣

So accurate! Everything goes downhill from that point ... almost as if it were diff movies (writers, producer, etc) entirely. This was definitely my fav pitch meeting ... I wish I could like this video at several points.

"So then they're going to have this really cool fight while Cole just assaults his frozen family in the background." "what.."

'Cole has a new sweater made of plot armour' 🤣🤣🤣 Literally why Cole lived

Being the Chosen One for Screen Rant is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience for Ryan George.

@MartyBrawls

3 жыл бұрын

E

@drewtheceo9024

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Being the chosen one is TIGHT!

@yoboyrob201

3 жыл бұрын

I would have went with, “Being the chosen one is tight.”

@cooldude8437

3 жыл бұрын

Oh really?

@thea.i.2895

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow

I'm so happy that Ryan addressed the fact that the main character IS NOT A GAME CHARACTER. because that drives me NUCKIN' FUTS, how the writers think that forcing us to focus on a character UNRELATED TO THE VIDEO GAME THAT FILM IS BASED ON is a smart thing to do (I'm also looking at YOU, 'Resident Evil' & 'Monster Hunter'!). Kiss my @$$.🤨 Awesome stuff as usual, Ryan! 😊🏆

@jameslyninger1280

7 ай бұрын

Pure writers ego, they think they are smarter and can do better than any one of the countless other writers out there

"Oh, so that's like this guy's whole thing!" 🤣🤣🤣

"So if an 95 year old grandpa runs over a champion he will have to fight for the earth realm?" "Yes" "Can we make that movie instead?" Lmfao

@magnifiedspace2557

3 жыл бұрын

what is his special power? Toxic gas coming from his ass? LMAO

@hokagedlo6133

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnifiedspace2557 that was a terrible joke go home kid

@magnifiedspace2557

3 жыл бұрын

@@hokagedlo6133 your mom is a lovely lady.

@hokagedlo6133

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnifiedspace2557 no she isn't....

@erickamakeeaina1649

3 жыл бұрын

That movie sounds great

"so we start off the movie in present day with cole young" "oh whats his deal?" "hes not johnny cage" "why couldn't you just have johnny cage in the movie?" "i dont know" "fair enough"

@Cuzjudd

3 жыл бұрын

I like when he says "unclear" instead of "I don't know"

@yogieyo9935

3 жыл бұрын

i see some image/screenshot on the internet that says "no johnny cage, because it would be weird to have a white man as a lead in a diverse movie" lmao.

@FirstnameLastname-gs3ow

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogieyo9935 but Cole Young was a white man as the protagonist

@tonuahmed4227

3 жыл бұрын

He's technically 35%/45% japanese with other asian American mix(since he is scorpions descendant)...sooo

@neverforget6642

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogieyo9935 i hate this diversity shits that every movie have to push it in everyone's ass. People don't know when its not enough and when its too much.

I love these videos so much. You make it look so easy...like not very hard or something idk

That Robot chicken arm really got me😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Well, let me ask you something. Can we make that movie instead?" A question we can all relate to.

@michaelplowman8674

3 жыл бұрын

I want the movie about the 95 year old man. And his name should be Lo Pan.

''Why does Sub-Zero want to exterminate Hanzo's clan and end his bloodline?'' ''Unclear!''

@Cuzjudd

3 жыл бұрын

He should use unclear a lot more, it highlights the absurdity even more and kills me each time

@FurbyParade226

3 жыл бұрын

"For the Lin Kuei" That's it. Lol.

@hamchurger4566

3 жыл бұрын

Its not unclear. Its because he's evil

@calix0414

3 жыл бұрын

They should have gone in to more detail specially for people that don’t know the video game history.

@CidGuerreiro1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamchurger4566 Why is he evil? Unclear!

The worse the movie is the better your videos are! I go back and watch your old videos when I'm having a bad day and need to laugh hard! Thanks brother! 🤗❤️

"I just ended your bloodline" Heihachi Mishima: Cool Story bro.

''Why does Sub-Zero want to exterminate Hanzo's clan and end his bloodline?'' ''Unclear!'' "Why is Sub Zero still alive 600 years later?" "Okay I'm going to need you to get right off my back"

@Sukh_Thind

3 жыл бұрын

He might be the best champion who gets long age as a winner of the tournament. The only thing bothering me is the weird use of raiden’s transportation ability.

@JReds-bw9kg

3 жыл бұрын

In the movie, Sub-Zero does mention a Shirai Ryu/Lin Kuei rivalry, but it's said so quick that one could forget about it

@mnomadvfx

3 жыл бұрын

I got the impression that MK champions are essentially ageless and gather power over time. Hence Bi Han got an upgrade to Sub Zero with much stronger ice powers and Scorpion has the hellfire thing which basically seems like they ripped it off Ghost Rider.

@mnomadvfx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sukh_Thind Except the problem is that he's never a champion because Shang Tsung has him cheating all the time so there is never a tournament.

@mnomadvfx

3 жыл бұрын

@@JReds-bw9kg It's not even mentioned that other Lin Kuei exist, for all n00bs know it could be a religious sect that Hanzo pissed off with an assassination.

"Did he take English lessons in hell?" "He took some very specific English lessons in hell" How to make people die laughing

@ispoilers9535

3 жыл бұрын

Oh middle school.

@darkzak47

3 жыл бұрын

@@ispoilers9535 what?

@magnifiedspace2557

3 жыл бұрын

Well everyone knows that hell is filled with English speaking humans so why not? LMAO

@zikrim1227

3 жыл бұрын

I bet he learn it from a the guy who tried to find another passage to india, and accidently pull genocide and slavery

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkzak47 Middle school is often compared to Hell, and also has english lessons

“Hes about to get his soul sucked” is the best line of the movie imo

omg the setup for the TIGHT catchphrase is just brilliant!

a wise man once said "i'm japanese, i have no idea what your talking about, but lets fight"

@kbo572

3 жыл бұрын

"Let them fight"

@nahor88

3 жыл бұрын

It would've been nice if they explained why the hell Subzero even has ice powers to begin with...

@ErebosGR

3 жыл бұрын

*"I'm Japanese, I have no idea what you're talking about, but GET OVER HERE!!"

@Miguel-xu6uw

3 жыл бұрын

" *Me Just Watching* O-O "

@TheMerts14

3 жыл бұрын

Shoulda casted someone from the warrior show , for Liu

Ryan: "This way the audience has someone to identify with, who's learning the rules of the world at the same time as they are..." Me: "Soooo, not Johnny Cage?"

@Hailstormful

3 жыл бұрын

@The Void That was the whole first 1/3rd of MK9... Johnny fumbling about learning what the hell was going on, while Liu Kang whoops all of the ass

@danterann

3 жыл бұрын

He's white, so they can't use him. If they did Twitter would yell "white saviour"

@Hailstormful

3 жыл бұрын

@@danterann And THAT'S why we can't have good things anymore...

@RydaliaAstora

3 жыл бұрын

@The Void Sounds like Tropic Thunder

@plutocrasy2115

3 жыл бұрын

Legit nothing would have been different if they just made Cole young Johnny except having better powers instead the bog standard Fanfic OC gear.

"Cole with a cooler sweater" lmao I'm dying.

“Can we make that movie instead?” “But I worked hard on this one!”

Poor Writer Guy, he tried but you can never stop Producer Guy’s tightness.

@LucianDevine

3 жыл бұрын

@J. C. There is a lot of tightness going on.

@beansdad70

3 жыл бұрын

Tightness is super easy...

@LucianDevine

3 жыл бұрын

@@beansdad70 Some would even say it's barely an inconvenience.

@benjaminlewis2910

3 жыл бұрын

@J. C. Producer Guy's tightness being tight is TIGHT!

Writer: "Wait how did you even get this job?" Producer:"By arguing about egg rolls"

@LucianDevine

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he got the job by running over a champion with his car?

@primus840

3 жыл бұрын

Ooo arguing about egg rolls is tight

@Detective_L

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how everyone gets jobs these days

Being that Mortal Kombat is an established universe with lore that exists outside of the tournaments...we could literally have MK films that revolve around like...Shao Khan on his konquest of Outworld. Or maybe an invasion from another realm/world we haven't seen before. Like some kind of alien/monster world of eldritch terrors that basically forces some of our favourite heroes/villains to kooperate, to just SLAUGHTER the new threat and create a gore-filled movie (or series) where we actually get to cheer for our favourites performing iconic fatalities left/right and see them make more than just a single appearance before getting killed off (plus it gives the excuse to have the baddies actually pull off some kills/finishers without losing any "good guys" that Hollywood seems afraid to ever let die in an MK movie).

"He gets a cool little outfit made entirely out of plot armor." One of Ryan's best lines

I'm a simple person, I hear the words "So, you have a movie for me?" and my day instantly gets ten times better

@cir0plus

3 жыл бұрын

So, you have a movie for me?

@corin418

3 жыл бұрын

So, you have a movie for me?

@glassofwater281

3 жыл бұрын

So, you have a movie for me?

@Player-kg1ds

3 жыл бұрын

So, you have a movie for me?

@PhoenixPhire54

3 жыл бұрын

Same

“This way the audience has someone to identify with, someone who is learning the rules at the same time as they are.” Johnny Cage: am I joke to you?

@heatseekerx51

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@ItsOver9000Productions

3 жыл бұрын

thats like a quarter of the MK cast.

@angriestjoker

3 жыл бұрын

God Takeda could have filled this role so much better 😂

@silverblade357

3 жыл бұрын

Liu Kang and Johnny both filled that role in the first movie. Johnny was the foreigner that didn't know what he was getting into while Liu was finally seeing proof of all the insane crap he had been raised to believe.

@faisalalk5796

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny cage is going to be in the sequel

I just binge watched a bunch of your videos and now I am stuck with your voice replacing the voice I think with in my mind. Thanks.

This was awesome and hysterical. I had a lot of the same questions you brought up after watching the movie. I'd love to see what you could do with that movie "Bright". Also, I think it would be really funny to see what you could do with "Ted".

Every video game pitch meeting ever: “So you know how this game has a perfectly gift-wrapped outline for a story that could be critically acclaimed, get fans hyped, and make us a butt ton of money?” “Yeah.” “Well what if we just... you know... didn’t do that?”

@almalone3282

3 жыл бұрын

Hollywood kinda sees the video game industry as a joke so there not gonna take them seriously and would much rather do there own thing

@charlesmartiniii1405

3 жыл бұрын

@@almalone3282 funny because many see Hollywood as a joke. Too bad most entertainment industries are absolute jokes

@VinceValentine

3 жыл бұрын

@@almalone3282 To be fair, video game protagonists don't need to be well developed since you are playing them and experiencing the adventure yourself. Movie audiences can only watch passively, so the character needs to be interesting, that's where video game movies often fail.

@theparodychannel7842

3 жыл бұрын

"Ohh...can you explain why we wont do that?" "....get off my back!"

@diegoxavier9107

3 жыл бұрын

@@VinceValentine Before Dawn, Oninaki, visual novels like G Senjou and Meteor World Actor, Detroit: Become Human...

"so how does he get his laser, By arguing about about egg rolls, what?" best line ever

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

One laser in the eye he loses. Couldn't that just be the cybernetics?

@mchamber366

2 жыл бұрын

And it was one of the Best scenes in the movie !

@butthole9843

Жыл бұрын

@@mchamber366 It really was, and from one of the best CHARACTERS in the movie.

Everytime I start watching a pitch meeting I wonder how he wil put in his famous "barely an inconvenience" gag this time - and everytime it makes me laugh. This guy may not cure my depression but he is very damn close to it. Keep going! xoxo

First scene did us dirty, I was HYPED as hell 😢😂

If Johnny Cage was in this movie, Kano could've had someone to carry this movie with him.

@arisaelacts

3 жыл бұрын

Truth!

@JohnDoe-dj3lw

3 жыл бұрын

Kano is literally the only thing that kinda works in this movie, I agree.

@philelliott9595

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Cage is coming with the sequel considering all the teasers towards him at the end :P

@wellhiyadude1

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I loved Kung Lao too

@bmerritt2433

3 жыл бұрын

I like how everyone agrees with this.

Sonya blade and Johnny cage would be perfect choices to be the character learning about the world alongside the audience

@shawncleary3450

3 жыл бұрын

But that would make sense and give us exactly what we want from a mortal kombat movie. Why would we want that?

@magnifiedspace2557

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they did that to the 90's version with Johnny Cage. . .

@StickWithTrigger

3 жыл бұрын

Sonya and Jax spent all that time learning about mortal kombat.....just to tell it to the new character....

@Xexen7

3 жыл бұрын

yes i agree Sonya looking for kano would have been the best way to start this film lol this random Kole wanker was a waste of time o0 PLOT ARMOR

@CDRW24

3 жыл бұрын

I think they wanted to have an Asian protagonist and the pre-existing Asian characters wouldn't work as an avatar for the audience.

Ryan can make a really boring movie into a really funny Pitch Meeting, that man deserves so much credit

I've always known of Pitch Meeting, but would only casually watch them sometimes when they came up. But for the last week or so, I've become entirely addicted. I cannot stop watching these. I'm going to leave this comment on every one I watch to leave a trail of sorts.

@butthole9843

Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend always get annoyed when I watch these back-to-back. Lmfao!

Imagine if Bi-Han approached Cole in normal clothes and unloaded 15 bullets on him at point-blank range instead of being all dramatic about his powers.

@AverageAwesomeDude

3 жыл бұрын

dude imagine youve got super ice powers, dunno about you but id be looking for literally every excuse to use them even when things could be done more easily in another way, pragmatism has its place and all but showmanship can always be appreciated

@louie97ation

3 жыл бұрын

@@AverageAwesomeDude I feel like after you’ve been alive for like five hundred years you’d stop being impressed with yourself

@AverageAwesomeDude

3 жыл бұрын

@@louie97ation honestly old age would probably make me more likely to take things less seriously, things get boring after a couple centuries you gotta keep yourself entertained. And ice is versatile I think Sub-zero still had some ways of killing people he still wanted to try after 500 years

@geraldjohnson7435

3 жыл бұрын

Ice ninja the contradiction

@teddaw2419

3 жыл бұрын

He probably couldn't afford the ammo.. haha

0:28 "Ohh extremely rude, very impolite" I feel like that can be a new catchphrase

@shadowproductions969

3 жыл бұрын

he has so many at this point, a few more and he won't have time for the actual meetings in the videos

@petertapola8097

3 жыл бұрын

He has used it many times already, changing it a bit to suit the situation.

@schattentaenzerin

3 жыл бұрын

I heard this is the natural Canadian response to having your family killed by crazy magic fighter guys

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

"Lemme ask you something: Can we make that movie instead?" feels like the new winner.

Lmao I loved the part where he says if he can teleport the bad guys in different locations and have them all gang up on one Makes sense for them to do that lol

“but what if we did get crazy tho” 😂

“Wait, so if Sub-Zero killed Scorpion in 1675 then shouldn’t Sub-Zero have claimed Scorpion’s tattoo? Why would Cole have it?” “Look I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about how I’m violating this very specific magic system I made up for this movie.”

@chinwenduizenwata6763

3 жыл бұрын

Great point

@curiousworld7912

3 жыл бұрын

Well-done. :)

@Kolt461

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Sub-Zero also already had a tattoo back then, so he can't take the tattoo from Scorpion.

@LordMoonshadowGaGa

3 жыл бұрын

“Ooooh I better get off your back about that.”

@midnightangel9818

3 жыл бұрын

First thought: Oh, good point. Moment after that: To be fair, Sub-Zero got his arcana already...so...

Cole's role is literally for Johnny Cage, Johnny is supposed to be us, a normal person thrust into this crazy world.

@holly_ween

3 жыл бұрын

Even if they wanted to avoid having a white male protagonist, either Sonya or Jax could (or both) could have been the audience POV.

@MVahag

3 жыл бұрын

@@holly_ween If they needed Asian protagonists, Liu Kang and Kung Lao were right there. Could have increased the screentime of those.

@tomwansleeben2458

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Cage is 'normal'. Yeah, sure, lol.

@MegaKnight2012

3 жыл бұрын

Sonya felt like she should have been this film's protagonist

@neverforget6642

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomwansleeben2458 yes