them clowning on ethan's age and height misinfo had me in tears. that cut to ethan's head barely poking out from behind the table was so funny!

@fortyforfree

Жыл бұрын

Omg Im ready lol i just started watching

@Arlan997

Жыл бұрын

Number 1 podcast in the world for a reason wooo 😎

@MenaRed

Жыл бұрын

truly peak of comedy 😭

@noodlesoup5995

Жыл бұрын

I mostly listen to the audio, is there a time stamp?

@notellier

Жыл бұрын

@@noodlesoup5995 1:22:45 for the height discussion. but the whole segment is hilarious

steven having to "tend to his pregnant wife's medical emergency" to 4 days later making her do things that could risk the safety of his wife and children as he sits back smoking a cigar, further endangering his wife and children. totally normal and not unhinged behaviour

@jaxsmith1204

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget she gave birth via C section in the hospital by herself, with nobody there to hold her hand or comfort her. Steven arrived “later that day to meet the twins” 🥴

@noirto2

Жыл бұрын

kinda expected, all these conservative family value people wanted woman to stay home so they can always have someone to vent and abuse without any chance of getting away.

@TransTrump

Жыл бұрын

​@@noirto2 to control, gas light and exploit. Self reliance is something they dont encourage even though they think they are self reliant.

Honestly this show has surpassed frenemies now for me. Hassan’s and Ethan’s chemistry is so funny. The only reason this isn’t as popular is because it’s political.

@gil5885

Жыл бұрын

this is frenemies for lesbians and str8 men

@shaylincrosby3262

Жыл бұрын

@@gil5885 aye hush, you’re being too loud 🏃🏾‍♀️💨👀

@here2play760

Жыл бұрын

Their energy is so bad lol

@BPope0558

Жыл бұрын

Their chemistry is hilarious, but they get so much stuff wrong and give misinformation it’s Insane!

@Onehundredpounds

Жыл бұрын

@@__-bz7wh it’s not as funny but no podcast will ever be. Trisha was a comedic genius

1:10:22 “it’s probably because steven punched her in the stomach” then zach hitting “watch it” was perfect

“No, that doesn’t work EITHER” gets me every time lmfao

We knew it would sell out, Ethan. Stop underestimating how much we love you!

@Meeposaurus

Жыл бұрын

And sold out in 12 minutes

@mandaseg4995

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s bots re selling

@SiLikeyPizza

Жыл бұрын

@@mandaseg4995I highly doubt it

@scumfuckdie

Жыл бұрын

@@mandaseg4995bots would need the password for early access so no it wasn’t lol

@fjuvo

Жыл бұрын

If you have 50k paying members, I would image at least 10k would want to go to a live show. And from the 500k daily watchers another 10k would easily buy tickets. 20k tickets easily!

Wow I’d never seen them ignore the “we are all domestic terrorists” call 😞

@kitaster1546

Жыл бұрын

@@NateGUYYY like your mom

@kitaster1546

Жыл бұрын

@@NateGUYYY is what your mom said

@kitaster1546

Жыл бұрын

@@NateGUYYY I'm sorry peace and love it was just a joke

@Pixilatedgirl

Жыл бұрын

Never forget

@DayManAHHHah

Жыл бұрын

@@FezCaliph I’m so hyper aware of it (hence how I noticed this today lol) because I’ve totally noticed Hasan is almost always not into it hehe

There is such a sense of irony about forcing your employees to work on Christmas to make Christmas Carol parody.

@xSwordLilyx

Жыл бұрын

Easily done in july also lol

@sarshrimp1476

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that literally what happens in Scrooged?

@srsieg1155

Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

Ethan looks SO much slimmer in his face. Shocked he doesn't think he's making progress

@kate-ec4pj

Жыл бұрын

i agree! it’s crazy he doesn’t see it but that’s usually common when it’s ourselves

@pixie7916

Жыл бұрын

@@kate-ec4pj very true to be fair

@lawgdawg

Жыл бұрын

i think it’s hard to give yourself credit when it comes to stuff like losing weight

@mmgs1148

Жыл бұрын

Good he takes care of himself, soon even he will clearly see the results. I am kind of sad my dad became obese, i worry some day his health will fail him

@johnnyrotten1666

Жыл бұрын

It's hard to see it when you see yourself in the mirror everyday and the progression is really slow. It's like watching kids grow up. When you don't see a kid for a while you see how big they got but when it's your own they still look like babies.

Is anyone surprised that Crowder is an abuser and a creep? The guy is so openly hateful it amazes me that people choose to interact with him.

@garafanvou6586

Жыл бұрын

Surprised that he hides the rest of his abuses

@thecanmanification

Жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah, I don’t think Ben Shapiro is abusive to his partner (aside from giving her chronic DAP) despite him being a terrible person

@mayathedreamgirl1357

Жыл бұрын

@@thecanmanification He’s Jewish religiously, so he’s got some kind of morals. I think Ben Shapipi kind of plays it up for the camera a little bit because owned college feminist compilations is what he got famous for.

@antlerbraum2881

Жыл бұрын

@@thecanmanification The only right-winger I can’t imagine being abusive to his wife is Shapiro.

@DJchoppa666

Жыл бұрын

shapiro’s probably at least verbally abusive lol

“The most American video ever” part is unbelievably accurate. They nearly died and he hits his attempted murderer with the “I completely understand 🤠”

I wouldn’t have been able to attend the live show anyways because I’m a poor student living in Canada, but I really think a bigger venue would work if possible! You are underestimating how many people can and are willing to go to the live show Ethan.

"White ppl get shot at & go, 'gary, what in the world buddy?!"😂😂 goddddd

@kakirin

Жыл бұрын

"HWHAT IN TARNATION BOBBY ???"

Ethan’s dancing will always bring me just pure joy and laughter 😭😭

@brancofuller9878

Жыл бұрын

Yesss! He should dance more often

@roodaley

Жыл бұрын

Dance marathon episode, Please

@InfoSecIntel

Жыл бұрын

A dance marathon with goofs and gaffs crammed in would be incredible

Ethan saying he can’t fill 6k seats but consistently has over 25k watching live each episode let alone people that plan on watching the podcast at a later time.

@jordanpeterson1893

Жыл бұрын

#1 podcast in the world!

@jasonbender2459

Жыл бұрын

not a valid analysis. to fill 6k seats means 6k willing to pay within driving distance. streaming numbers are worldwide audience that likely most are watching free. ethan was right, you are dumb

@tmw3489

Жыл бұрын

25k live viewers would be around 1000-1500 people irl. 4000 if it is a proven thing with a 5 year history and no other dates booked.

@kcat44

Жыл бұрын

​@@tmw3489plus the people that don't watch live

@Speedlari

Жыл бұрын

I tought the prices where gonna be insane when he kept saying that, but even then i was like "Even if this costs like 300 dollars or more for front row seats ppl are definetely gonna buy all seats"

Hasan becoming a puppy dad has transformed him lol, he just lights up when he talks about Kaya. Extremely wholesome.

@supernatural5354

Жыл бұрын

I thought he looked...not very excited about Kaya, just meh.

@John-mf1sz

Жыл бұрын

🙄

@XXXIshaqus

Жыл бұрын

@@supernatural5354 i think its mainly tiredness, he was ill last week and kaya has been keeping him awake a lot.

@CantTellYou

Жыл бұрын

Speaking of Hasan but completely unrelated & just looking for a place to say this, he poops on so many conservatives that he’s started to say right-click as “right wing” 45:31

@roodaley

Жыл бұрын

@@supernatural5354he is definitely in the trenches right now

1:07:30 it's amazing that ethan might have actually been responsible for crowder's demise 😭😭😭 this entire saga was iconic

I broke out in a rash last night. Couldn’t breathe. Ethan I know it was you and the matrix attacking !

@Nervar

Жыл бұрын

How’s your hairline holding up ?

@kevinadomitis4833

Жыл бұрын

@@Nervar it’s gone now too. But I am never backing down

@its_marse

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinadomitis4833 stay resilient king

@kevinadomitis4833

Жыл бұрын

@@its_marse bless you !! Here’s an inch !!! For whichever you prefer

@robshole

Жыл бұрын

No inch only 49.99 dono

Ethan asking "is there an upstairs?" before following up with "okay mansion 👁️👄👁️" really got me

44:55 my favorite detail from those text leaks were that at one point Steven ordered chocolate milk at the bar and sat on the floor with his legs crossed and drank it with a straw

I remember years ago going to the Teddy Fresh-Rip N Dip collab pop up in NYC to meet Ethan and Hila. Even back then, there were hundreds of people, the line wrapped all the way around the block, over half of the people who showed up didn’t get in the building in time to meet them. So it’s a no brainer that the live shows sell out - the family is STRONG and ACTIVE!

@jmoney7289

Жыл бұрын

I remember those times 2019 was special

I'm always impressed at how you guys can helicopter from LA to the impregnable fortress way out in the canyon so fast all the time.

Ethan: *Sitting there thinking tickets won't sell out* Chat trying to access tickets after they're gone in 30 seconds: "That doesn't work eeEEeEiThErrrrr!!!"

The way that Hasan described the proper way to react when his puppy tries to bite is exactly how I deal with my toddler when she tries to bite me lol

@elizabethvaughn5694

Жыл бұрын

As a mother to 2 kids and 1 puppy THEYRE EXACTLY THE SAME lol stay up all night, shit everywhere, constantly putting choking hazard sized things in their mouth. Puppys are just fast as fuck, furry babies

@joannerudolph5028

Жыл бұрын

Elizabeth well said. Laughing so hard. You are funny

@trishconstant

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vanessasprouldailey4720

Жыл бұрын

I definitely relate to this post lol!

we need a venue at least 5k or more!! WE LOVE YOU ETHAN STOP SELLING YOURSELF SHORT

@johnnyrotten1666

Жыл бұрын

KZread theatre 6,000 seats. They could do that easy.

@fjuvo

Жыл бұрын

If you have 50k paying members, I would image at least 10k would want to go to a live show. And from the 500k daily watchers another 10k would easily buy tickets. 20k is on a low end! You could split it into two 10k or three 7k shows for a more intimate feeling

@sydneyymillerrr

Жыл бұрын

@@fjuvo he could most definitely sell out a stadium

As an individual in the field of ABA, it brings me great joy to hear Hasan's story of how he trains his dog and how his mom doesn't know how to do it correctly. Redirection, ignoring the behavior. Man is raising his dog right!

@kevinlucas1987

Жыл бұрын

I just got a job as a behavior technician, and the timing of going through training and azan getting this pupper is a wild coincidence. It has helped me learn a lot!

@flex_luthor96

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinlucas1987 Congrats! I'm still fairly new as well having been in the field for 10 months after getting my certification back in August. Tried to do it back at the beginning of 2020 but wasn't allowed to sit for the exam. Best of luck to you in your journey as a behavior technician (and a registered one at that if you aren't already).

@worms1244

Жыл бұрын

BCBA gang rise up

@CantTellYou

Жыл бұрын

People can say what they want about Hasan but at least one thing’s for sure, the man does his research before acting or speaking

Every time zack plays the “watch it” sound bite, when Ethan is talking sht about crowder I have to cackle.. it’s such a perfect sound bite:

The Sam Seder collab was so legendary, and I love how this story arc just keeps delivering over and over and the comraderie between your two programs

Ethan is like the Thanos of debates, collecting new bigotry stones each time

@noahboucher125

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for him to do a Vision on Ben shapiro

@ceecee4729

Жыл бұрын

The Live Snap scheduled for the end of the year ........ its only inevitable

@potatomanproductions957

Жыл бұрын

This is a fucking reachhhh

@Ss-ls7kr

Жыл бұрын

Only women have vaginas

@epothos1

Жыл бұрын

@@noahboucher125 bruh don’t get Ethan banned again he literally walks on landmines all the time with that guy

the worst feeling is when i’m watching live & accidentally click off the video & then have to find where i left off 😭

@HannaMathis

Жыл бұрын

@@NateGUYYY yep exactly worst feeling in my entire life, life is just so easy over here 🥰

@shaan702

Жыл бұрын

Lol I literally did just that. Half the time I come in to the live stream half way through and then when I get to the vod I just watch from the beginning until I get to where I was and then fast forward.

i need to find a man with beliefs and values like hasan and ethan

@theelizardqueen

Жыл бұрын

Me too let's stop wasting time with peasants

@nettlecider

Жыл бұрын

Well, we are here, just ignore the 2012 meme profile pic 😂 peace and love to the queens of 18 and older ❤🫰🤭

@doaasabila1202

Жыл бұрын

Yes 😌

@barakgooroo5082

Жыл бұрын

Right here. DM me.

@Chaunders

Жыл бұрын

We’re around

Leftovers is brilliant entertainment ,hasan and ethan have great chemistry now .

We need to get 🐾Kaya on the live show

I love watching Hasan make H3 lore jokes. Every episode he becomes more familiar with being in the family ❤

There were SO many absolute banger moments in the Ollie London debate but my favorite moment was when he straight up said we need to pick and choose which portions of the Bible to follow because it was written so long ago that it doesn’t really apply to modern life. Like… it left me speechless. 😂

@cornbredx

Жыл бұрын

If your'e not Christian, and weren't raised in a Christian family, you may not know this, but this is pretty common among actual Christians too. Which I delineated because Oli is a moral mercenary and I don't believe he's Christian. But when I was a kid I heard that a lot. Especially, but not limited to the old Testament. It was quite common to hear people say the old testament is too old to be applicable to modern life. And that was 30+ years ago. Its always Interesting to see the hoops people will go through to not have to confront the logical fallacies in their own belief system. For actual Christians its probably because they are too invested in it. It has to mean something for them.

@loriburnip

Жыл бұрын

Cherry picking the bible is what every Christian does. If they followed the bible 100% then people would be put to death for adultery, for practicing other religions like Witchcraft, if a woman wasn't virgin when married & for being gay. If they followed the bible they'd be duty bound to see those death penalties enforced. If they followed leviticus none of them would have tattoos, eat bacon, wear mixed fabrics, they'd all have to be circumcised etc...etc... I've never met a Christian that didn't cherry pick what they liked from the bible & discard the rest.

@Emperorhirohito19272

Жыл бұрын

@@cornbredx it’s such a weird excuse to me. Even if we accept they’re rules for people from long ago, that still means at some point in time god was giving those rules, and some of them are insane.

When I first heard chowder whine “that’s not gonna work either!” My 🐱 collapsed… it was Shapiro’s rendition of WAP all over again

@localdez3230

Жыл бұрын

wet ass p word

just build a stadium for the bi yearly live shows, it’s in the budget

@kate-ec4pj

Жыл бұрын

yesss

@kevinadomitis4833

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. 20,000 seat arena.

@SaskiaGill

Жыл бұрын

BBTV come through $$$

I met Steven Crowder once when our Republican club in college (don’t judge, I’ve evolved) booked him and milo yiannopolous…He went out of his way to introduce himself and I won’t lie he did give me the ick.

@miriam9419

Жыл бұрын

I see no issue in looking at both sides politically. Gets you more informed on issues now.

can you guys plz find a seat for bella simmons, its makes me sad she didnt get a ticket

@kevinadomitis4833

Жыл бұрын

Bella is an absolute legend. She should be comped anyways

@littlemisssoccher

Жыл бұрын

Period

@johnnyrotten1666

Жыл бұрын

They're gonna have to give her a seat on the stage now.

@jareds8729

Жыл бұрын

she deserves a spot on the stage, that'd be cool actually. makes me wish i got tix when i had the chance just so i could've gifted her 1

@tangimeme

Жыл бұрын

She definitely deserves a spot at the show and I suspect that the crew will make it happen. She's such a huge supporter and quite literally adds joy to the podcast through her generosity.

I’m not surprised crowder yells at his dad too cause if his dad had any authority on him he wouldn’t be the way he is today - crowder makes me think of those kids on super nanny shows that traumatises their parents

that doesn't work EEETHUR

Ethan pulling out that OLI lunchbox was a goo goo gotcha moment

H3 is the #1 podcast in Michigan. They need to do a live show here.

LOL my kids had that rainbow fish book. It’s just about sharing. My kids didn’t even turn gay

@hilakleinindustrialcomplex

Жыл бұрын

disappointing!! you should return it!

When I first moved to my new house in rural Texas, I used to park along this 2 mile road and go for jogs. It was mostly fields and cows, a beautiful strip of land with fences along each side, so it wasn't private property or anything. There was this old house that looked like it was straight out of jeepers creepers, with a long dirt road and a huge steel gate. Seriously looked like it was abandoned it was so run down. One time when I was at the end of my jog, heading back towards my car, I saw some old dude take pictures of my license plate from across the fence. I instantly went into customer service mode and was like, "Hey there! I just parked here to go for a jog, I didn't mean to disturb you." This dude was not having it. He said, "I'm taking pictures of your car so if anything gets stolen from me, I know who to report to the police." What a fucking wack-job. Like his whole property was a complete shithole, there was literally nothing of value for someone to take. I never went back there because I knew the next time I saw him, he'd probably have a gun with him.

@kakirin

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that dude has recorded TikToks of him threatening the IRS or some shit 💀

Thank you Ethan for dancing, it fills me with joy every time

My mum and I heard two stories of a father and daughter getting shot grabbing a ball from a lawn and someone else who knocked on a door..That's America 🇺🇸 🦅

@soopjupiter

Жыл бұрын

“getting shot to get your ball, getting shot shopping at the mall, that’s america”

@antonina.p

Жыл бұрын

Mom and dad and apple pie 😳😳😳

TFW you're a poor bri'ish guy who'll never get to go to a H3 live show

@garafanvou6586

Жыл бұрын

Oi

@gossgorl

Жыл бұрын

m8

@kaaarennnn

Жыл бұрын

I live in LA and I’m too broke to buy tickets and a membership 😭

@jadeeybaby

Жыл бұрын

@@kaaarennnn cuz you’re in La that’s exactly why 😂 I moved from there 4 years ago but I still struggle 😢

Fun fact: the way that artist does tie-dye is also how they dyed some of the first wrapping papers for gifts. 😊

1:26:29 Hasan's face when Ethan is just laughing AT him with no filter.

@jakenight6288

Жыл бұрын

That was a genuine laugh of mockery

@professorpancakes6545

Жыл бұрын

Best moment lol

He bullies his own dad too??! Yo Crowder is straight up Flats from Spongebob

"that doesnt work either" reminds me of when i was 7 and couldnt understand my emotions.

Finland only has two gender clinics, one in Helsinki(the capital) and Tampere(another big city) in national hospitals and are both a part of Finnish government services. There are no private gender clinics in Finland. (Also it the basics of transition are covered by the nationalizes healthcare so his idiotic claim that money is the motivation behind allowing transition) I also don't know when the study is from but Finland only recently(this year) renewed the trans law, making it so trans people are no longer forcibly sterilised. P.S I'm a Finnish trans woman for context

"God damn, shit in my asshole" Is exactly what i too, say when my IBS acts up Had me crying from laughter 38:20

missed leftovers last week so much. we'll never get the raw fresh crowder discourse between these 2 guys

@trishconstant

Жыл бұрын

I hear ya

I totally get when Ethan said he loves being bitten by puppies

i cant believe its already been 47 episodes. its one of my favorite podcasts i cant wait for the triple digit episodes

@MrMaxwell949

Жыл бұрын

@Vooknu Sheckler :*) brings a tear to my eye to see them grow up

This was a great episode, I loved when they got off topic looking at net worth sites lmaoo

I fucking love this god damn podcast

I love the part where the guy said "I understand, I've owned land, Ive owned property.." like he would have done the same exact thing

‘It doesn’t work for me either” definitely put this on the sound bar.

Honestly if Ethan didn't say "the leprechaun guy" I wouldn't know who they were talking about.

our fupa king has been too conditioned to being hated and the resident content punching-bag he underestimates the family he made along the way🥺

Okay all respect to hila, but Ethan looks hellllllla fine today???? He’s slaying and I’ve been slain

I'm only a little way through the episode but gotta say I love that the rainbow fish was published 31 years ago... but it's only now the right is loosing their minds about it 😂😂😂

I love when Hasan goes shopping on the show

Shout out to the gay writers! ✊🏼

@garafanvou6586

Жыл бұрын

Don’t base it on what they’ve told you Be proud, ugly, and worthless...

I’m gonna be whining “That doesn’t work EEEETHHHUUURRRuh!!!” for a long time to come 🤣

Ethan manspreading Hasans side with beverages

“even Crowder’s appearance is abusive” ☠️

My order at the bar is "A tall glass of milk & a small glass of water." The bartender gets me a Budweiser & a shot of tequila.

The vibes in the episode was immaculate 🤌🏼

I live alone, and just ran out of yesterdays pod to keep me company and then… I saw this. Thank y’all

How did ethan not expect this concerning the tickets selling out?? Took 3 seconds last time with half the tickets

I SURVIVED YET ANOTHER TICKET WAR!! Gave me Eras tour flashbacks. Every time I would click on a seat it would already be sold I lucked out by picking two next to a wall and quickly checking out

@johnnyrotten1666

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for rubbing it in our faces. Lol

This was an awesome episode. Made me crack up so much. I wish these Leftovers episodes were longer though.

My German shepherd was named Kya! Congratulations Hasan!!! She's beautiful. I have a 9 month old Doberman puppy and the best advice I've read is in "Your Dog is your Mirror". By Kevin Behan. ❤ Once you get past the Demon Teeth (baby teeth) phase, it's a lot more of an enjoyable experience. For now just be strong and remember when she's being a menace just remember to take a deep breath and repeat the mantra "we don't negotiate with terrorists". 😂

@chrisblessing45

Жыл бұрын

❤

once i was also at a pond and got shot at, I remember running and watching bullets, hit the sand by my feet. i never told my parents. once my mom drove down the wrong road and came back home with bullet holes in her car. idk i thought this was normal. and as i get older i realize it’s not okay.

The 16k venue would barely give non-members a CHANCE. I’m so sad.

@sauce2383

Жыл бұрын

I’m a member in Australia so that’s at least 1 extra spot for ya

I love that you guys literally destroyed Steven Crowder’s marriage

@YoungFraggle

Жыл бұрын

I think Steven did that all himself tbh

It was probably flea medication for the dog [ its absorbed through skin]. Which is totally understandable for her not to do.

Ethan’s dancing always has me 💀😂

What I love most about Kaya is when she flops with her little back legs extended. Like, you deserve a relax, Kaya. Live your bestest life.

How does Ethan get 1M views on every 3 hour live 4 times a week and not realize that less than 2K live seats would sell out 😂 Y’all could book out the largest venue in California. Family ❤

@YoungFraggle

Жыл бұрын

Right #1 pod in CA and people fly in

This is the funnest leftovers ep I've ever seen. Super good vibes ✨

The person that coined the term Alpha later realized it was just the father of the younger wolf.

The titles are really the height of goblin mode lol

that video was something straight out of trailer park boys

Every time Ethan says bullying I hear ‘bowling’ and it keeps throwing me off 😂

@LizStaples

Жыл бұрын

SAME!!

The filter fucked up hahahaha I’m dying… this whole time Ethan has had a filter on to make him appear 5’10 I knew it!!! 😂

I kinda feel sorry for Frauder's employees thinking about what he must have done when the cameras stopped rolling after you slapped his stupid face with a hot Sammie Seder, but you might have saved that poor woman and those kids. If nobody else will say it, thank you.

not too long ago Ethan said he wasn't great at debates around that "ambushed" crowder, and now Ethan is actually really strong in these situations. props

fantastic episode yall

Please do a second show, wasn’t able to get tickets the second they went up. Would love to see y’all live. Much love, family!

@josearomo

Жыл бұрын

Hey, my friend just bailed on me, and now I have an extra ticket. You interested in going?

I literally just opened this to see the stream just ended 22 seconds ago LOL

@robshole

Жыл бұрын

Just in time

Steven is such a theater kid.

32:00 this literally happened to me once while camping, our high school classmates dad almost shot my friend for being on the wrong side of a creek

I GOT MY H3 LIVE TICKET!!!!!!!

Ethan's hairline is amazing today. Ollie's hair is going to start receding now

From what I've understood, Steven Crowder has earlier advocated for abstinence until marriage and only sex within marriage. It doesn't seem like that worked out so well for him when he's feeling the need to expose himself and act in sexual ways towards other people other than his wife. I wonder if he's actually wanting to explore his sexually and have intimacy with those people but instead it's disguised as a "prank".