Moon Knight's Drug Test

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Mr Knight has a problem

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  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA Жыл бұрын

    Personally I just appreciate that he does enough drugs to satisfy each personality AND Khonshu. A very caring individual.

  • @nathanbrown7906

    @nathanbrown7906

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro how does all drugs fit in his body, the mass of the drugs exceed his own

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s just being considerate

  • @Viperboi-qn5of

    @Viperboi-qn5of

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nathanbrown7906 it doesn't he just somehow uses all that

  • @ruaque4791

    @ruaque4791

    Жыл бұрын

    the only unbelievable thing here is jake lockley only having one session of drugs, dude gotta go for at least 2 sessions minimum

  • @boxcreature2389
    @boxcreature2389 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Knight is the kinda guy that if he caught his daughter sneaking out to do drugs would be disappointed he couldn’t come

  • @nathanbrown7906

    @nathanbrown7906

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro people would come to his house to do drugs

  • @boxcreature2389

    @boxcreature2389

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nathanbrown7906 your goddamn right

  • @stuff_happens_101
    @stuff_happens_101 Жыл бұрын

    "I Isaac Clarke that shit" was not a line I thought I would hear

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, I collapsed laughing due to being a huge Dead Space fan.

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 Жыл бұрын

    Moon Knight doesn’t “have a problem”, it’s more like he’s a couple million problems piled together into the rough shape of a person

  • @cj455

    @cj455

    Жыл бұрын

    Just like Lovecraft

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    8 ай бұрын

    He got 99 problems and a b#!√h ain't one

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX Жыл бұрын

    “Fun fact it is quite effective on vampires. I got a vampire tripping balls when he took a bite on me.” -Big D definitely

  • @joshmcbrayn9701
    @joshmcbrayn9701 Жыл бұрын

    when mr knight slowly starts being overwhelmed by jake that really makes me wana see a jake lockley comic . Jake personality is so agressive and takes the word extreme to a whole new thing

  • @Gabe600

    @Gabe600

    Жыл бұрын

    Jake was the main personality during Vengence of Moon Knight comic run, but he was quite different at the time he even was a no-kill rule, It is worth remembering that Jake as he is known today is a relatively recent reinterpretation it's not like he always used to be but back to the point the closest he came to "modern Jake" has when he fought Deadpool and the same told Jake that he couldn't die because of his healing factor then Jake stop holding back and released all his anger and stress on Deadpool.

  • @joshmcbrayn9701

    @joshmcbrayn9701

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Gabe600 for some reason I always thought of jake as a good protector of travels at night with the whole taxi gimmick . It was a surprise to me too that modern jake was interpreted as a marvel version of gtas Trevor Phillips

  • @HerobrineMC4267
    @HerobrineMC4267 Жыл бұрын

    With the amount of Ketamine in this man's system I'd be surprised if even the One Above All could kill him. Do not underestimate the power of Moon Knight and his famed Ketamine addiction.

  • @commissarlugh1040
    @commissarlugh1040 Жыл бұрын

    Might be to much blood in his cocaine stream .

  • @BlacKing500
    @BlacKing500 Жыл бұрын

    Khonsu damn after listening to all that I'm 100% his suits are made out of some sort of solidified form of cocaine

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo Жыл бұрын

    And this is him on a slow day.

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    8 ай бұрын

    This is a day when it's a cool breeze outside, and he sweeping the side walk while flying on enough drugs to get the entire neighborhood overdosed

  • @MildraTheMonk671
    @MildraTheMonk671 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Knight is laughing at Hunter S. Thompson's drug collection....and Snowflame's, and Doomrider, and Dr. Rockso. They are all boys among men in his eyes.

  • @VallornDeathblade

    @VallornDeathblade

    Жыл бұрын

    Moon Knight would absolutely snort warp dust to enjoy the tingling sensations in his brain.

  • @hordelord4759
    @hordelord4759 Жыл бұрын

    mr nights a fucking legend

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    Жыл бұрын

    i want to be like him when i grow up

  • @joshmcbrayn9701

    @joshmcbrayn9701

    Жыл бұрын

    too bad mcu turned him into a British version of Deadpool . I mean it’s ridiculous and amazing Russian comics impersonation of mr knight is unbelievably more authentic than the show itself

  • @pauljackson171
    @pauljackson171 Жыл бұрын

    Konshu really be paying his dealer in buffs and revives huh?

  • @nathanbrown7906

    @nathanbrown7906

    Жыл бұрын

    Inflation doesn't affect it

  • @darriendastar3941
    @darriendastar3941 Жыл бұрын

    Oh God I laughed so much at that. Real, belly-hurting guffaws. Absolute magic, man. Pure, unadulterated magic.

  • @j2geek
    @j2geek Жыл бұрын

    Looking forward to this scene in the Disney+ series.

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    8 ай бұрын

    I want Mr. Knight to go out on a date with snow white while trippin his ass off

  • @strawberro8082
    @strawberro8082 Жыл бұрын

    steven, we cant let them know about all the KETAMINE

  • @strawberro8082

    @strawberro8082

    Жыл бұрын

    I wrote this before I heard the testicle line and I bursted out laughing and now my mother is giving me a weird look

  • @adamc1589
    @adamc1589 Жыл бұрын

    “I Isaac Clark that shit” good touch, kinda want to play dead space now.

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh they're great games.

  • @stereotypicalblobby
    @stereotypicalblobby Жыл бұрын

    Oh if only this was canon

  • @Demigah

    @Demigah

    Жыл бұрын

    Somewhere in the multiverse it is 😂😂😂

  • @alwest4472
    @alwest4472 Жыл бұрын

    I like to think due to his super physique/ moon powers that all those drugs actually barely gets a buzz outta him

  • @carlosrebolledo8895
    @carlosrebolledo8895 Жыл бұрын

    best of all is that it conveys the strength of the character, I'm a bastard of 1.85 and I'm afraid to face mr. night, I imagine the delinquents of his city simply fleeing before his presence

  • @RebelUnicorn920
    @RebelUnicorn920 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Knight, more like Ketaknight

  • @darklight5815
    @darklight5815 Жыл бұрын

    This was magnificent from start to finish

  • @thewheel6212
    @thewheel6212 Жыл бұрын

    I like that Mr Knight only takes the wallet and nothing inside it. I find it comical

  • @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins
    @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins Жыл бұрын

    The only reason he's allowed to live is because he shares with knoschu.

  • @spottedslash4256
    @spottedslash4256 Жыл бұрын

    Damn this was amazing. Just goes to show even without the comics as a foundation you guys can carry Moon Knight in your own styled Universe. Insane or Not. XD

  • @nathanbrown7906

    @nathanbrown7906

    Жыл бұрын

    If they hire some artist they could make their own stories, would be better then anything they are making now a days

  • @starrycanvas.
    @starrycanvas. Жыл бұрын

    Poor Dr. Schwartzman.

  • @user-ts8fj5kj2z
    @user-ts8fj5kj2z Жыл бұрын

    "That's a little hot-that's a lot" NOT THE COUGH MEDICINE

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    8 ай бұрын

    Let's not forget the one shot of whiskey. Can't forget the shot of whiskey. He was conservative on that

  • @benparrish672
    @benparrish672 Жыл бұрын

    Batman locks up MoonKnight in Arkham 10/10 times upon meeting any of him

  • @user-ts8fj5kj2z
    @user-ts8fj5kj2z Жыл бұрын

    NOT THE UNIDENTIFIABLE PILLS! YEAH MR. SPECTOR HOW TF ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? 😂

  • @ladymarianne9680
    @ladymarianne9680 Жыл бұрын

    Marc’s voice is just yumm😳😳

  • @cisco9262
    @cisco9262 Жыл бұрын

    Poor Doctor 😔 btw "Therapy is good but Kitamine better"

  • @skyemorningstar166
    @skyemorningstar166 Жыл бұрын

    there might be a little body in his drugs, he should get that checked out

  • @sneak1212
    @sneak1212 Жыл бұрын

    lmao, i personally think jake took over at the last bit of Mr. knight going nuts, and i pesronally love it, thank god for jake's addiction for ketamine or else this wouldnt exist, hes met jesus 17 times i respect that

  • @MrDeyvid34
    @MrDeyvid34 Жыл бұрын

    If Oscar doesn't play this in season 2 , I ain't watching that shit 😤

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    10 ай бұрын

    HELL YEAH

  • @nephilima3956
    @nephilima3956 Жыл бұрын

    Eyo that shit was HILARIOUS. 🤣 I really love the quality of the voice acting, you can really feel the conviction with which Mr. Knight preaches about the greatest drug trip of all: Having your heart tear itself apart in an effort to _make it stop_ . That and "Injecting 15 cc or pure, unbritled Ketamine directly into my testicles" has such great shitposting possebilities.

  • @fernandoorozco5968
    @fernandoorozco5968 Жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for this doctor who has to deal with Mr.Knight

  • @spearghost225

    @spearghost225

    6 ай бұрын

    doctors, clearly

  • @invisiblefan2387
    @invisiblefan2387 Жыл бұрын

    This is an inhuman amount of drugs.

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx Жыл бұрын

    Ok, when you referenced one of the saints of ass-kicking, Isaac Clarke, and one of the most painful scenes I've ever had to do in a video game...I cracked the fuck up. Also....WOLVERINE or DEADPOOL couldn't take this much shit without having to sit down for a while when their healing factor is like WHAT THE FUCK?

  • @JDTapG
    @JDTapG Жыл бұрын

    "Is that all?" -Hunter S. Thompson

  • @corneliusharris152
    @corneliusharris152 Жыл бұрын

    I love the dead space reference

  • @mehchocolate1257
    @mehchocolate1257 Жыл бұрын

    Moon knight's covid test 😂😂😂😂

  • @CMKseven
    @CMKseven Жыл бұрын

    Khonshu is the ultimate enabler as it turns out. 😅

  • @KomoliRihyoh
    @KomoliRihyoh Жыл бұрын

    I wonder what him and Jesus talk about. Is the Lord just sighing every time like, "Not *these guys* again"

  • @VallornDeathblade

    @VallornDeathblade

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus: "What was it this time?" Konshu: "About 4 horses worth of ketamine, he decided to try mixing it with blood wine from some demon realm or other and then he 'vaped' the resulting mix." *both sigh*

  • @maihopop

    @maihopop

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@VallornDeathblade Khonshu:It was worth it though. Jesus:Wait what? Khonshu:What?It tasted amazing...no wonder Marc Spector likes it. Jesus:No wonder all your avatars are unhinged..

  • @sweet-sin9940
    @sweet-sin9940 Жыл бұрын

    Mr.Stark is gonna be quite interested in this

  • @sarahsusantube7039
    @sarahsusantube7039 Жыл бұрын

    I started my morning with this video, so fucking glorious oh my Gods

  • @levonpoe
    @levonpoe Жыл бұрын

    i wish i could give this 100 likes. all the drugs he takes, this guy is my new hero! Someone write a sonnet about this badass

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    10 ай бұрын

    he is LEGEND!

  • @clubbyvasighn4615
    @clubbyvasighn4615 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah seems legit lol

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum Жыл бұрын

    Okay but here's the real question: When the hell did Moon Knight find time to play Dead Space 2?

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    A few hours here and there during slow nights?

  • @pauljackson171
    @pauljackson171 Жыл бұрын

    So apparently Oscar Isaac Isaac Clarke’s that shit 🥲

  • @greyarchamedisblackthorn
    @greyarchamedisblackthorn Жыл бұрын

    Well... atleast he's immune to anything that tries to suck his blood. BECAUSE THEY DIE OF A FUCKING OVERDOSE FROM 1 DROP OF BLOOD!

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, he has vampires that WORK for him.

  • @obiwankwiegand
    @obiwankwiegand Жыл бұрын

    "how the fuhk ru still alive?" Classic.

  • @snazzy-hood9988
    @snazzy-hood9988 Жыл бұрын

    This man eats Bowl Fool of pills like I eat freaking Coco puffs.

  • @austinslack4695

    @austinslack4695

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure he smokes coco puffs too

  • @hujan1744
    @hujan1744 Жыл бұрын

    This guy has to be the next Postal Dude goddamm, he is perfect XD

  • @ShortyDFX
    @ShortyDFX Жыл бұрын

    I would read the FUCK outta this comic

  • @rapaxlyonsbane9517
    @rapaxlyonsbane95177 ай бұрын

    "I Isaac Clark that shit," lol

  • @killerqueen873
    @killerqueen873 Жыл бұрын

    This is the sorta guy that when he says he wants a sip of what ur drinking he means half your drink

  • @sonofamumford4969
    @sonofamumford4969 Жыл бұрын

    The last okay absolutely just got me, this is what we call modern art

  • @artsycandy9183
    @artsycandy9183 Жыл бұрын

    I cannot express how much I love this! This is hilarious!!

  • @jimmysaint711
    @jimmysaint711 Жыл бұрын

    Three mornings in a row I’ve watched this video after smoking my morning bowl lmao

  • @scottmacgregor3444
    @scottmacgregor3444 Жыл бұрын

    So basically just Keith Richards' daily routine bar all the dying?

  • @sevenwolfe8201
    @sevenwolfe8201 Жыл бұрын

    Another great moon knight comic video. Cannot wait to buy this issue!

  • @daniloalvessantana
    @daniloalvessantana Жыл бұрын

    Your Dub is magnificent

  • @Demigah
    @Demigah Жыл бұрын

    One minute in and I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @chalkisplacebo.6697
    @chalkisplacebo.6697 Жыл бұрын

    Just the wallet lol

  • @piah.3670
    @piah.3670 Жыл бұрын

    After the Doc speak with Mr. Knight, he need a Doc. XD

  • @DaniG._.German
    @DaniG._.German Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard to he asked for the wallet

  • @Gigantic1000
    @Gigantic1000 Жыл бұрын

    So he’s the hunter s Thompson of superheroes

  • @jilleannearanda5154
    @jilleannearanda5154 Жыл бұрын

    I am VERY VERY unsure, if I should be impressed or seriously concerned for mr.knight......

  • @amyisaacs3966
    @amyisaacs3966 Жыл бұрын

    Good lord I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benparrish672
    @benparrish672 Жыл бұрын

    This is F'n NUTS

  • @himanshutiwari9875
    @himanshutiwari9875 Жыл бұрын

    Funny, terrifying, depressing, sad at the same time.

  • @Rel_999
    @Rel_999 Жыл бұрын

    You gotta make more of this kind of content. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @isaacofthales4303
    @isaacofthales4303 Жыл бұрын

    How is he not superhuman?!?!

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    His patron is a god.

  • @lordnul1708

    @lordnul1708

    Жыл бұрын

    For a brief while in the comics, he was superhuman depending on lunar phase. The Disney+ series seems to reference that as well.

  • @shilohisbored6591
    @shilohisbored6591 Жыл бұрын

    Incredible 10/10 might try out their regimen/joking

  • @levonpoe
    @levonpoe10 ай бұрын

    THIS NEVER GETS OLD

  • @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins
    @ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins Жыл бұрын

    Ok Mr knight , I grind with ya but riddle me this query.....What the crap is Ketamine and hashesh🤔

  • @JnEricsonx

    @JnEricsonx

    Жыл бұрын

    Ketamine I think is a horse trang, and hashish is something like marijuana, sorta?

  • @rileyabersold7564
    @rileyabersold7564 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love this 🤣 best motion comic Channel on youtube💯

  • @manwithoutfear2814
    @manwithoutfear2814 Жыл бұрын

    He just like me fr

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie Жыл бұрын

    Normal Jewish conversation tbh

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jplatt812
    @jplatt812 Жыл бұрын

    Enough for ALL his personalities & his GOD... because sharing is caring.

  • @Spdrd_
    @Spdrd_ Жыл бұрын

    That explains a lot of thing about the character 🤔🤔🤔

  • @geoffreybrown5272
    @geoffreybrown5272 Жыл бұрын

    Ahahahahahhahahahgaha this is one the best videos iv watched recently also by same time next week are we getting another 🤨

  • @luigitrippitelli2333
    @luigitrippitelli2333 Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit this was good

  • @oliviasmith4687
    @oliviasmith4687 Жыл бұрын

    marc doing okay buddy😅

  • @heroicgangster9981
    @heroicgangster9981 Жыл бұрын

    1:57 "Now uhh... it's a lil hot..." Doctor CAUGHT IN 4K! ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    He said it’s a lot

  • @yourconscience1986
    @yourconscience1986 Жыл бұрын

    You can keep all the contents I just want the wallet This is my hero. UuU

  • @mattsoto4555
    @mattsoto4555 Жыл бұрын

    badass

  • @hoaheoua
    @hoaheoua Жыл бұрын

    I didn’t think I would end my day with this video but okay

  • @hoaheoua

    @hoaheoua

    Жыл бұрын

    to clarify, it was the greatest video i’ve ever seen thank you for doing the lil moon man a favor

  • @meazy3817
    @meazy3817 Жыл бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing I rewind like20 times

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I just clicked on your channel!🤣This isn’t appropriate for you kiddo!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Demigah

    @Demigah

    Жыл бұрын

    @@therussiancomicbookgeek oh my god, she should not be here 😂😂😂😂

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Demigah this is exactly what I was talking about bro🤣

  • @cloutdemon3998
    @cloutdemon3998 Жыл бұрын

    This some DEADPOOL shit. Also do you got any Ketamine on you?

  • @Demigah
    @Demigah Жыл бұрын

    Put this on tiktok 😂😂😂😂

  • @Angelina_Davis25
    @Angelina_Davis25 Жыл бұрын

    This is so ridiculous if he really did it he would die. Rest In Peace Mr. Knight.

  • @levonpoe

    @levonpoe

    8 ай бұрын

    Khonshu brings Moon Knight back from the dead time and time again

  • @leonestorto6637
    @leonestorto6637 Жыл бұрын

    Ketamine

  • @saiyurikanda17
    @saiyurikanda17 Жыл бұрын

    That's a lot of cedomeim?

  • @isaiahkayode6526
    @isaiahkayode6526 Жыл бұрын

    Yo Mr Knight let's go watch Morbius Yo.

  • @bhuvaneshs.k638
    @bhuvaneshs.k638 Жыл бұрын

    Please continue Berserk 😭

  • @Kapparapa
    @Kapparapa Жыл бұрын

    why are the bots speaking spanish and wtf is vom monster

  • @meazy3817
    @meazy3817 Жыл бұрын

    Bro this was. Soo funny like wow whoever does this. Needs an original r rated Anime series... Jesus I know it would be amazing

  • @therussiancomicbookgeek

    @therussiancomicbookgeek

    Жыл бұрын

    Sweetheart this channel isn’t appropriate for you🤣 it’s got bad language and dark themes. I’d feel bad if you picked up bad habits because of our nonsense🥲 There are plenty of perfectly nice age appropriate channels you can watch.

  • @jackieanderson9408
    @jackieanderson9408 Жыл бұрын

    Funny. 😅

  • @pupeteriartist
    @pupeteriartist4 ай бұрын

    LMFAO

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