John Cleese has all of four words in this skit, and his delivery is hilarious.

@premanadi

10 ай бұрын

As is his delivery into his purse of a mouthful of disgusting liquid.

@paulsarnik8506

8 ай бұрын

Carol still got him beat🥰

@ArmyJames

8 ай бұрын

How do YOU do? 😁

"How do YOU do?" Loved that part.

The "Rectums" from Swanage 😂😂😂 I can't.

@luisreyes1963

10 ай бұрын

Joe Rogan's British relatives? 😂

It actually says in the script, "Mrs Git gobs colourfully into her handbag."

@JohnSmith-op1tc

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to the internet, I just found who the first couple Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git named, regarding the guest roster for Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little Git's Spotting and Disemboweling Party. I asked the Rectums from Swanage, but they were tight-lipped about the Nauseas.

@jquest43

5 жыл бұрын

John Smith it's squattage..

I always knew I couldn't be the only one with a Carol Cleveland obsession!

I love how Cleese doesn't even try to do a feminine voice.

If comedy comes in unexpected juxtaposition, then John Cleese hocking up something into his/her purse has to be the funniest single moment in all comedy

hahaha oh god... I can't stop laughing whenever John appears in drag! He doesn't even have to do anything and it's bloody hilarious!

Carol Cleveland ❤️

Seeing John Cleese in drag made my day!

0:45 XD That "How do you do?" gets me every time!

02:04-02:05 John Cleese's low giggle.....Outstanding!

Michael looks like he's about to lose it around 2:03

@carnevale366

9 ай бұрын

Yes, as another commenter noted, I think think John 'goosed' Michael!

"We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. Yes, it's very nice, actually. Goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've had smeared over the front door." LOL! Rarely have I been so filled with the simultaneous urge to laugh and puke.

@luisreyes1963

10 ай бұрын

Wonder if the Farelly Brothers were inspired by that gross sketch. 😂

Haha, at the end how John is rubbing himself , sorry, herself against the already very embarassed Mr. Stokes.

@rddavies

11 ай бұрын

I actually just noticed this after many viewings. Suspect this was off script.

john cleese is hilarious!!!!!!! holy crap i almost peed myself when i saw him and he said how do you do.

Looking back - they were like gods to us.

Another wonderful bit of wild humour from the Pythons.

@MrAlsfan5

7 жыл бұрын

Ta, old fruit. The Pythons are the best thing that ever happened to humor.

I love how Sister Carol is punched out for delivering the "punch" line! The Pythons did that several times along with The Knight With the Chicken clubbing the Python who delivered the silly line that killed the sketch! Hillarious!

Hahaha!! "How do YOU do" and vomit missile are the highlights!

1:38 With all the misery, suffering and pain in this world....this one video clip makes it all worthwhile.....

@amcmr2003

7 жыл бұрын

.. somehow. =/

Graham fucked up his line in the beginning, he was so drunk :P

@SimonFurber

11 ай бұрын

Graham was an alcoholic.

@premanadi

10 ай бұрын

And again at the end!

John Cleese just standing is more funny than most people trying their hardest to be comical.

Man,someone better make that nun getting punched in the face by a boxer into a gif.

hahahaha i watch this skit over and over, i love it. lol "these are the gits." "what!" XD

John Cleese looks incredibly funny as a woman.

Only realized recently that Graham Chapman's occasional stuttering in sketches was probably caused by his alcoholism - hearing the stories about it him, it's amazing he didn't forget his lines

@PrimetimeD

7 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing while I watched this.

@casperes0912

6 жыл бұрын

According to Cleese, he did forget his lines. A lot. He'd write something in the morning and have forgotten it in the evening.

I love the old ladies in the end, it's a Python classic!

1:20-1:22 That laugh from Cleese is awesome :з

Terry Gillian suckerpunch for the win

That book at the very beginning: "Raising Gangsters for Fun and Profit" Clever, very clever.

I was eating when I saw this--had no idea what was coming.

So THAT's what handbags are for. I always wondered about that

ha love this one, very underrated sketch.

Today, me and my friend decided to go in the college library at lunchtime to play on the computers. I decided to read the script for this sketch and I was reading it outloud and I was rolling around laughing in tears. Good thing I didn't get in trouble for it he-he!!!

11 people preferred the nice version

thanks, i understand this sketch clearer now lol

and How do YOU do????? from 6 foot 5 inch amazon Cleese

I searched for python and git and got here

@doxielain2231

6 жыл бұрын

emerge --ignore-world --keep-going --rage-clean hilarity

the nun's head was hollow at the end, from the sound effect XD

definitely gotta remember that pick-up line.

John Cleese's greatest performance.

@ArmyJames

9 ай бұрын

“How do YOU do?” 😌

Quote, "the Rectum's from Swanage" , surely a must invite for every dinner party in Dorset.

Or, as the TV script so accurately states, "Mrs. Git gobs colourfully into her handbag."

"how do you do" in the manly voice vomits in purse lol

"Raising gangsters for fun and profit." 0:01

Always when I see that Palin face on 2:05-2:10 I got a strange feeling that Cleese grabbed him for an ass :D

@carnevale366

9 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh you are right. Palin got goosed by Cleese. LOL

And...Chapman managed to stuff up BOTH versions of the intro. Must have been especially pissed that day.

I preferred the dirty version.....

@quizmaster85

6 жыл бұрын

synth on a plinth (boxer knocks you out cold)

@benglaser1345

6 жыл бұрын

I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!

to this point I have never ever ever ever ever ever ever seen John Cleese in a dress my lord, he looks...fabulous!

There was once a book called "Raising Chickens for Fun and Profit" that the Pythons were lampooning in a Gilliam-created cartoon about chicken who was a gangster called "Eggs" Diamond, a parody of the infamous gangster "Legs" Diamond. After "Eggs" and his "gang of eggs" were gunned down, an ad for a book called "Raising Gangsters for Fun and Profit" was pitched as a linking gag to this sketch.

Forget John, Carol's where it's at!

John Cleese is the best woman ever.

Scene: a cocktail party in Dulwich. Note that "git" is the name of one of the most impressive and widely-used computer source code control and version management systems around. I love how the implementation of git for the popular Python computer programming language is named Dulwich, in honor of this skit :)

Oh my God, when Terry just smashes the nun at the end. Hilarious!

John cleese sneezing in his purse was pure gold

@lancasterII

11 ай бұрын

Oh that wasn't a sneeze...that was a mild vomit.

The cover of the book, "Raising Gangsters for fun and profit" thats just genius.

Yeah! Terry Gilliam at the end with the KO of a nun!!!

laughed the most at the random last part

he's SO enjoying coming on to Michael! "how do YOU do?" hee-hee-hee!

John vomited into his handbag.

When terry gillian jumps in n punches the nun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Life would be more fun if we all had totally honest names like these.

"raising gangsters for fun and profit" XD

John Cleese is a legend.

John Cleese in drag is terrifying.

Someone needs to replace the dialogue on an old Addams Family re-run with this soundtrack. Pleeeeeze!

oh chapman the hero is obviously alcoholised...

is john cleese's 'woman' rubbing michael's back at 2:00?

@user-ce7es2sv3e

6 жыл бұрын

LeetaMaybe i think yes, it looks like it)

lol Terry socks that nun one at the end :P

YESSSSSSS!!! JOHN CLEESE

i prefer the dirty version too!

'I preferred the dirty version.'

I had to look up catarrh. Mr. Git smeared his front door with "catarrh and warm pus." Bleah. Graham mentioned in his autobiography that he thought John had a crush on Michael (who doesn't?), and that's why John wanted to work with Michael in the first place. Is it true? Who knows? But whenever I see this scene, remembering that bit in Graham's book makes it that much funnier.

@user-ce7es2sv3e

6 жыл бұрын

murielsartre damn, I always thought that there is something between these two, because of their looks on each other and that fact that MP appeared only because Cleese want to work with Mike. And Graham just approved it. What a lovestory

@VineFynn

6 жыл бұрын

I think Graham might've been just projecting. The gayness, not the crush. Doubt he had one on MP.

@premanadi

10 ай бұрын

It's "A Liar's Autobiography," so I would take it will a grain of salt...

I love that sketch!

I wonder what the American equivalent of "git" is. Could it be "Kardashian"?

@zbr76

8 жыл бұрын

+TimelordR *ba-dum-tish!*

@GGov86

6 жыл бұрын

Kardashian's an Armenian name.

@azvagelsky603

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder...

@allnamesaretakenb4

6 жыл бұрын

Not funny! Accurate, but not funny.

@janehuskmann1914

5 жыл бұрын

Carcrashian

Apart from Idle (who was quite charming with the right wig and the right outfit), all the pythons looked very hideous in a dress. Cleese always looked downright scary as a woman, bit of a psycho...

She is Lancelot? (form a Python`s movie)

Is that Terry Gilliam at the end?

I cant watch this without listen to "the Gits" afterwards ..

I've seen this sketch a few times before, but it just struck me.. does anyone think that Graham might have been drunk in this sketch? I remember the others saying that it happened sometimes, and it's odd how he slurred his lines slightly and seemed to forget them at the end, before walking off a few beats too late

@SPRPhilly

10 жыл бұрын

I see what you mean. He struggles with the word "introduce" both times. The second time it's just slurred, but noticeably so.

@Kris.G

10 жыл бұрын

I thought the same.

@ShoshannaDreyfus31

10 жыл бұрын

I think I've read it in Michael's diaries... He WAS drunk during this one.

@ScotishChristian

10 жыл бұрын

Andy Threepwood A great man Graham.

@premanadi

10 ай бұрын

@@SPRPhilly He also forgets MP's character's surname, Stokes, and just introduces him as John.

The Royal Society for Putting Things on top of Other Things musta' had a royal bubble bath when they saw the Gits....

"I prefer the dirty version" ... Smack Priceless.

John Cleese so beautiful in drag.

0:49 this is a wife XD

Oh you've no idea how the children get taunted! Why just the other day, Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home crying! She's at the age when taunts like "She's a git" REALLY hurt!!!

does anyone notice how John's woman costume makes him look pregnant?

I also think Idle was brilliant at women's voices, especially in "The Meaning of Life" (the Protestant couple's scene after "Every Sperm is Sacred," and the scene with "Mr. Death").

... PM? Geez, I must be really stupid. XD

Cleese hacking up mucous landing in his open purse

lol at the end XD

Then you forgot the sketch with the man (Michael) whose wallet has been stolen, the policeman (John) asks if he saw anyone. Man says No. Ofcr says, "I'm afraid there's not much we can do about it then." Man says, "Do you want to come back to my place?" Ofcr says, "Yeah, all right."

KNOCKED OUT!!!

These are the gits :)

"How do YOU do?" ;)

The thickness of a liquid rather.

It really did look like Gilliam clocked her one then!

That glimpse of the Clapping Ladies footage at the end - I can't seem to find an even slightly longer version of it - Anyone know where to find a skit that shows a bit more?

I've already told you, this is silly. If it happens again, I'm going to sic Spiny Norman on you.

Yes it was.