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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman

from the title movie, where King Arthur and his knights stumble across a castle. There they meet the most insulting Frenchman ever.

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  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem5 жыл бұрын

    "what are u doing in england" - 1066 AD

  • @HostileJabberwocky32

    @HostileJabberwocky32

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Ylann Doucy it's a joke as in this is what William the Conqueror would've heard from the English in 1066, when he famously invaded, being him a Norman and the taunter, French

  • @chrisdaniels3929

    @chrisdaniels3929

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@seigneurnoir7096 the movie took place in lsd, surely.

  • @user-lk4vw8ld4o

    @user-lk4vw8ld4o

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ylann Doucy, the only historian that knew the exact date, was killed in this movie

  • @walkingcubkid

    @walkingcubkid

    5 жыл бұрын

    “Mind your own business!”

  • @rashadalsubikey2613

    @rashadalsubikey2613

    5 жыл бұрын

    Laughing in French

  • @justinbright440
    @justinbright44010 жыл бұрын

    "I fart in your general direction!"

  • @lindathetford3776

    @lindathetford3776

    6 жыл бұрын

    best insult ever XD

  • @emiliospowerballer1441

    @emiliospowerballer1441

    5 жыл бұрын

    i dont get it

  • @slime_sam4321

    @slime_sam4321

    5 жыл бұрын

    Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of enderberries!

  • @PerovNigma

    @PerovNigma

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@slime_sam4321 Elderberries. It was a primary ingredient in wine at the time, so he’s insinuating the father was a drunk.

  • @slime_sam4321

    @slime_sam4321

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PerovNigma I understood it meant he was a drunkard, but I always thought he said "enderberries" because of his ridiciulous french accent.

  • @jewishdude6716
    @jewishdude67167 жыл бұрын

    Dont care what anybody says that frenchman is the greatest roaster in history

  • @theguy6037

    @theguy6037

    5 жыл бұрын

    True he's up there with Don Rickles

  • @afrosamurai76

    @afrosamurai76

    5 жыл бұрын

    This was the birth of trolling lol

  • @saltyfrenchy4324

    @saltyfrenchy4324

    5 жыл бұрын

    English captain :" You french privateers fight for money when we fight for honor" Surcouf:"My good sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most"

  • @vladtepes2667

    @vladtepes2667

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tanvirsadaf7882 Ah but Jesus will roast the entire world something they could never accomplish.

  • @sbraypaynt

    @sbraypaynt

    5 жыл бұрын

    I read “roaster” in a French accent in my head

  • @johndoe617
    @johndoe6174 жыл бұрын

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" *YOU HAVE GAINED THE DIPLOMATIC INSULT CASUS BELLI*

  • @FurtoMega

    @FurtoMega

    4 жыл бұрын

    John Doe EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 4 WAR SOUNDTRACK INTENSIFIES

  • @victorg3100

    @victorg3100

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's really in the game? I never pay attention to the insults

  • @vhilofaye1618

    @vhilofaye1618

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pedro Sergio more like CK2 since they’re medieval knights lol

  • @nano9285

    @nano9285

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@victorg3100 Yes it is

  • @niklashrast8122

    @niklashrast8122

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@vhilofaye1618 not if you use extendet timeline

  • @vwhatever8151
    @vwhatever81515 жыл бұрын

    i know that "your mother was a hamster" means she slept with other men and that "your father smelt of elderberries" means he was a drunk, but oh my god that is the best wording ever

  • @CardiacYew-xt5zq

    @CardiacYew-xt5zq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its like roasting but with extra steps

  • @lavaknight3682

    @lavaknight3682

    3 жыл бұрын

    How does “Your mother was a hamster” mean she slept with other men? Honest question here, I don’t get the link between hamsters and adultery I do get the elderberries one, though

  • @ramiel7666

    @ramiel7666

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lavaknight3682 Hamsters are rodents, and those breed very quickly and often?

  • @lavaknight3682

    @lavaknight3682

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ramiel7666 ah, I guess that makes sense, thanks

  • @shameless8266

    @shameless8266

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was because he tried to kill his wife since elderberries are toxic to hamsters

  • @zeultimatefrenchy134
    @zeultimatefrenchy1347 жыл бұрын

    France vs. England debate in a nutshell

  • @fennecislost

    @fennecislost

    6 жыл бұрын

    ZeUltimateFrenchy 👏🏻

  • @joeyjohnson7213

    @joeyjohnson7213

    5 жыл бұрын

    French and Indian war

  • @TheCaptainSplatter

    @TheCaptainSplatter

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joeyjohnson7213 was thinking 100 years war.

  • @flynnmiller4155

    @flynnmiller4155

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly go France

  • @arthurdaffos1490

    @arthurdaffos1490

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheCaptainSplatter yep and english got there ass handled by the end

  • @davidlee723
    @davidlee7237 жыл бұрын

    1:35 "What a strange person." Delivery is genius.

  • @alistairproductions

    @alistairproductions

    6 жыл бұрын

    David Lee that may have been one of the funniest lines there

  • @TheNathanSproul

    @TheNathanSproul

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes!! I love this line so much. When I see someone do/say something that is truly and utterly ridiculous, this is my go to line. Delivered the same way, of course.

  • @KrillLiberator

    @KrillLiberator

    3 жыл бұрын

    Palin was totally underrated as an actor. He mugged and overacted, but you can only do that well if you're naturally good at acting.

  • @molinkie

    @molinkie

    2 жыл бұрын

    Michael Palin was my favorite Python.

  • @norandomnumbers

    @norandomnumbers

    9 ай бұрын

    It's so genuine.

  • @evanp5911
    @evanp59112 жыл бұрын

    My dad emigrated from France to the states in ‘80. Growing up whenever someone asked about his accent “I’m French why do you think I have this outrageous accent”

  • @roryodonnell4956

    @roryodonnell4956

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing good on him for not passing up that opportunity

  • @thibs2837

    @thibs2837

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao genius

  • @kayleighbrown965

    @kayleighbrown965

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your Dad is a treasure!!

  • @clarissearmitage1042

    @clarissearmitage1042

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh you’re half french.. must be hard

  • @dusanradin5868

    @dusanradin5868

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kayleighbrown965 ...let's bury him!

  • @EliasTressa
    @EliasTressa3 жыл бұрын

    1:45 “I Fart in your general direction, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” Best line ever

  • @miguelvina7188

    @miguelvina7188

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍

  • @lastmanstanding5423

    @lastmanstanding5423

    3 жыл бұрын

    _"...now go away or I shall taunt you the second time."_ absolutely brilliant LOL

  • @byronlee8745

    @byronlee8745

    3 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite lines in the movie. I found out a year or two ago that it’s a more polite way of saying “your mother was a whore and your father was a drunkard!”

  • @masonhampers8909

    @masonhampers8909

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget the tongue flick at the end

  • @raymondhamill6702

    @raymondhamill6702

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a strange person

  • @BigStinky69
    @BigStinky694 жыл бұрын

    “What a strange person” is the line that always gets me

  • @axgelbxnny

    @axgelbxnny

    2 жыл бұрын

    SAME I CANT BREATHE

  • @helliox2487

    @helliox2487

    2 жыл бұрын

    it's like the medieval "no u" comeback

  • @JrQueen04

    @JrQueen04

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Is there someone else we can talk to" gets me 🤣

  • @dylanchristie7259

    @dylanchristie7259

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing delivery 😂😂

  • @hmnanda

    @hmnanda

    Жыл бұрын

    The first thing that comes to mind when someone has just taunted you

  • @dracothedrangonful
    @dracothedrangonful8 жыл бұрын

    My dad uses "I fart in your general direction" A LOT. Now I know where it comes from. XD

  • @dben89x

    @dben89x

    5 жыл бұрын

    Your father is a man of culture.

  • @mericaman8877

    @mericaman8877

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@dben89x Yeah, but he smells of elderberries...

  • @beomnooirscredz9921

    @beomnooirscredz9921

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @3John-Bishop

    @3John-Bishop

    5 жыл бұрын

    You son of a food trough wiper.

  • @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms

    @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms

    4 жыл бұрын

    mdr

  • @user-dz4tr4fw7q
    @user-dz4tr4fw7q6 жыл бұрын

    33 people were in the general direction he farted

  • @whilryke

    @whilryke

    6 жыл бұрын

    They must be part of English armies who tried to invade France.

  • @sierrag.1069

    @sierrag.1069

    5 жыл бұрын

    And deserved it! Lol

  • @DantheToonMan

    @DantheToonMan

    5 жыл бұрын

    Make that 123

  • @youneskasdi

    @youneskasdi

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@DantheToonMan 139

  • @the_Red_Star

    @the_Red_Star

    5 жыл бұрын

    that was a very specific direction then, if he only got less than 1% of the people watching

  • @phoenixboz
    @phoenixboz12 жыл бұрын

    My Dad and I visited this castle in Scotland. We were reciting this scene all the way up to the battlements. My Dad is English, so I played the French guy. Of course, I had all the best lines.

  • @13thvarebel16

    @13thvarebel16

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @Balteus_420

    @Balteus_420

    2 жыл бұрын

    The best form of father son bonding

  • @skreeet

    @skreeet

    2 жыл бұрын

    reverse it and that will makes sense

  • @ommsterlitz1805

    @ommsterlitz1805

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fetchez la vache !!!

  • @kr6productions

    @kr6productions

    2 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful

  • @peterstoric6560
    @peterstoric65605 жыл бұрын

    “I told him we’ve already got one” *GIGGLES IN FRENCH*

  • @berryrich4559

    @berryrich4559

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I thought I got 124 likes on my comment. What are the odds?

  • @amyconway1631

    @amyconway1631

    3 жыл бұрын

    *honhonhonhon*

  • @PolishGod1234

    @PolishGod1234

    10 ай бұрын

    I love how he tells them what he just said and they giggle even though they were near him the whole time and heard everything lol

  • @Riverking1

    @Riverking1

    10 ай бұрын

    ​​@@PolishGod1234Paulie Walnuts uses this same comedic element from time to time in The Sopranos. Repeats his joke to the person sitting next to him preceeded by "Ja hear what I just said?" And everyone did hear but they listen and laugh anyway.

  • @AJ_Deadshow

    @AJ_Deadshow

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@PolishGod1234right I just thought about this, he's shouting at the top of his lungs lol

  • @Oogasra
    @Oogasra8 жыл бұрын

    This is literal comic gold that never gets old.

  • @JustCarp

    @JustCarp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, that rhymes

  • @markfox1545

    @markfox1545

    4 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Spragoo - go and find out what literal means.

  • @blogcity4830

    @blogcity4830

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@markfox1545 go and find out yo mudda

  • @Spartan-jk9tl

    @Spartan-jk9tl

    3 жыл бұрын

    A

  • @Omegajunior2658

    @Omegajunior2658

    3 жыл бұрын

    It never gets old. It's always a timeless classic.

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker8 жыл бұрын

    How dare thee! I'll have you know my mother is a very faithful woman and my father's been sober for decades!

  • @whilryke

    @whilryke

    6 жыл бұрын

    ??? Are you sure of this ?

  • @kalebwilliams6011

    @kalebwilliams6011

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hey stalker Excalibur umbra says hello.

  • @laurenbonner2393

    @laurenbonner2393

    5 жыл бұрын

    So, when he said "your mother was a hamster," that meant she was a cheater?

  • @milancora4637

    @milancora4637

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's all good now I don't hate you anymore since I finally got the War bp

  • @mamallama3285

    @mamallama3285

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@laurenbonner2393 it means she has multiple children & your father is a drunk

  • @mersyvortex4129
    @mersyvortex41292 жыл бұрын

    "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" has the same energy as "Can you call an adult?"

  • @ruthcaperchione4103

    @ruthcaperchione4103

    Жыл бұрын

    Or a Karen asking for the manager 😆

  • @Chimera936

    @Chimera936

    Жыл бұрын

    "No now go away or i shall taunt you a second timuh! "

  • @robertmayfield8746

    @robertmayfield8746

    11 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣😂😂

  • @King_James_1andLonely

    @King_James_1andLonely

    6 ай бұрын

    Where are your parents? (Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy)

  • @scottmcintosh4397
    @scottmcintosh43975 жыл бұрын

    "Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!" 😂 "Go away or I will taunt you a second time!" 😅

  • @thewargimp

    @thewargimp

    5 жыл бұрын

    A second taunt is class

  • @richcampoverde

    @richcampoverde

    5 жыл бұрын

    I always loved the warning of further taunting if they did not desist

  • @RealityCheck6T9

    @RealityCheck6T9

    4 жыл бұрын

    I always thought it was "go and boil your bottoms under a silly person" but your version makes more sense

  • @MedicMain9

    @MedicMain9

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Go away or I will taunt you a second time!" That's TF2 in a nutshell

  • @gritlup2089

    @gritlup2089

    3 жыл бұрын

    "timeah" lmao

  • @michelleresistance
    @michelleresistance5 жыл бұрын

    Always loved that he says, "I'm French" with an English accent.

  • @anaussie213

    @anaussie213

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically it's a bad Impression of a French accent, which is part of the joke.

  • @riatorex8722

    @riatorex8722

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is, I believe that John Cleese is actually fluent in French. He just spoke in that "outrageous accent" because "ha ha angry Frenchman funni" was kinda the thing back then

  • @RockyPixel

    @RockyPixel

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@riatorex8722that implies making fun of the french isn't still popular.

  • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117

    @indiekiddrugpatrol3117

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@riatorex8722 "hahaha angry Frenchman funny" has been the general consensus in England for about 800 years

  • @PrdtRsic

    @PrdtRsic

    8 ай бұрын

    Haha

  • @IAteABox
    @IAteABox3 жыл бұрын

    “Well what are you then?” “I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?”

  • @akshatnagarkar256

    @akshatnagarkar256

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are you doing in England?

  • @masterfarr8265

    @masterfarr8265

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@akshatnagarkar256 mind your own business

  • @akshatnagarkar256

    @akshatnagarkar256

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@masterfarr8265 If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force

  • @olivetreewhimsy2016

    @olivetreewhimsy2016

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@akshatnagarkar256 you don’t frighten us, english pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person

  • @sunshinewilburn3755

    @sunshinewilburn3755

    Жыл бұрын

    @akshatnagarkar256 “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!”

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell78475 жыл бұрын

    Sir Galahad: "What are you doing in England?" Frenchmen: "Mind your own business." English knights: ...

  • @seigneurnoir7096

    @seigneurnoir7096

    5 жыл бұрын

    A Normandy assault, his name is *Guillaume le Conquérant*.

  • @juuliusceaser4688

    @juuliusceaser4688

    5 жыл бұрын

    Illegal French immigrant being questioned by the office of foreign affairs 1066.AD colourised

  • @BigPuddin

    @BigPuddin

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@juuliusceaser4688 Harold II: Go away. William the Conqueror: No.

  • @oli76130

    @oli76130

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@juuliusceaser4688 *Legal Norman migrants coming to England for an english crown promised to William and robed by Harold

  • @denyhaguilar679

    @denyhaguilar679

    Жыл бұрын

    If you shall not show us the graill, we sahll take your castle by force

  • @Omegajunior2658
    @Omegajunior26583 жыл бұрын

    That French taunter always cracks me up! He's probably the funniest Monty Python character I have ever met! John Cleese is a great actor!

  • @GODSREAL

    @GODSREAL

    Жыл бұрын

    Thus the Starbuck French Roast

  • @CG-mj4vf
    @CG-mj4vf9 жыл бұрын

    Knights---kennighhets (he said it phonetically)

  • @sharathsh9987

    @sharathsh9987

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cara G Ah, so that's what it was. I always thought it was some kind of a French curse word.

  • @ae4164

    @ae4164

    6 жыл бұрын

    I always thought most people were sharp enough to grasp a joke that I understood when I was about 13. You learn something new every day.

  • @lexileemoney6205

    @lexileemoney6205

    6 жыл бұрын

    Erik okay Einstein, here’s your gold medal for being a smartie pants 👖

  • @ae4164

    @ae4164

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wowie zowie, a gold medal? That's so much better than the Mars colony we could have if most people weren't retarded.

  • @flamebird2218

    @flamebird2218

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ironically, the _k_ in knight was actually pronounced in Middle English (the vowel I and gh also made different sounds, with I sounding like _e_ and gh sounding like the sound at the end of the Scottish pronunciation of loch).

  • @polmeister.
    @polmeister.10 ай бұрын

    To this day, this is the most accurate depiction of French and English history.

  • @kitsuujujitsuu4025
    @kitsuujujitsuu4025 Жыл бұрын

    "i told you he already got one!" I love how he says this to his friends, and they giggle like a group of teenagers lol

  • @evreet2000
    @evreet20005 жыл бұрын

    The clip was cut too short; it leaves out the best line: (frenchman no. 1) “Feche la vache!” (frenchman no. 2) “Huh?!?” (frenchman no. 1) “Go get the cow!”

  • @LunaticThinker

    @LunaticThinker

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think he says "Fetchez" a mix of "Cherchez" (french) and "Fetch" (english).

  • @seigneurnoir7096

    @seigneurnoir7096

    5 жыл бұрын

    Les français galèrent avec l'anglais pour beaucoup et vice versa. C'est simple : prononcez cercueil ou recueil , on va rire.

  • @andrzejandrzej8520

    @andrzejandrzej8520

    5 жыл бұрын

    Po chuj odpisujesz komuś po francusku na angielski komentarz

  • @zatoka08

    @zatoka08

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@andrzejandrzej8520 o kurwa xD

  • @Robertius

    @Robertius

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@LunaticThinker in french fetcher means go get. So its just a normal french word.

  • @DeepFriedBeans23819
    @DeepFriedBeans238195 жыл бұрын

    I don't cart what anyone says, Monty Python and the holy Grail is the best piece of comedy to grace the earth.

  • @msp420

    @msp420

    Жыл бұрын

    life of Brian is up there as well

  • @3John-Bishop

    @3John-Bishop

    Жыл бұрын

    HG has a strange ending but I like it.

  • @tomli3898

    @tomli3898

    Жыл бұрын

    @@3John-Bishop Pretty sure thats because the budget for the movie was tiny and they simply ran out of money

  • @mickib1592

    @mickib1592

    8 ай бұрын

    Kind of a tie with Life of Brian, imho...

  • @xplosiv211

    @xplosiv211

    7 ай бұрын

    RUN AWAY!! always gets me, because historically knights NEVER ran away, LMAO

  • @brndonlu9635
    @brndonlu96353 жыл бұрын

    Plot Twist: The taunting Frenchman is actually the lord in a regular soldier's armor.

  • @jthennis
    @jthennis13 жыл бұрын

    Brits have such a bizarre since of humor. I love it. Thanks England.

  • @jammy6104

    @jammy6104

    4 жыл бұрын

    No probs

  • @MercurialRed9

    @MercurialRed9

    4 жыл бұрын

    You’re welcome.🤪🥳 *prrrrph*, oops, 🤭 pardon me!!😊

  • @qualitycroissant8527

    @qualitycroissant8527

    4 жыл бұрын

    MercurialRed9 go away please

  • @thinginground5179

    @thinginground5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bullfrog Outdoors Yes now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  • @masterwindu1234

    @masterwindu1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @ArchivedChannel-ne3he
    @ArchivedChannel-ne3he5 жыл бұрын

    French: *You lost a whole subcontinent to a man who couldn't eat!* English: *You sold a full quarter of a continent for funds!*

  • @alexanderchristopher6237

    @alexanderchristopher6237

    5 жыл бұрын

    America and India: *laughs in the background*

  • @__-gh6kg

    @__-gh6kg

    5 жыл бұрын

    America lost to the trees.

  • @karensmanager6340

    @karensmanager6340

    4 жыл бұрын

    *fortune son intensifies* oh wait- ya wtf man, lets not talk about that! why not just change topic and continue with the 4th crusade. a much lighter tone

  • @bobbyb9258

    @bobbyb9258

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was a pragmatic choice with Louisiana being underpopulated and just returned to France from Spain. The idea was that if we were going to lose it in a near future it would be better to sell it right away. This probably avoided a useless war with the United States.

  • @ykylso6450
    @ykylso64504 жыл бұрын

    This guy was probrably a french ancestor of gordon Ramsay

  • @samrevlej9331
    @samrevlej93313 жыл бұрын

    Harold Godwinson: "Well, what are you, then?" William the Conqueror: "I'm Norman! Why do you think I have this outrrrrrageous desire to conquer, you silly king?!" Harold Godwinson: "What are you doing in England?" William the Conqueror: "Mind your own business!"

  • @Kuhneghetz
    @Kuhneghetz6 жыл бұрын

    1:27 That's where I got my username from.

  • @SteelCrustacean

    @SteelCrustacean

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't care how late this reply is, but the fact that you've kept it the same for the two years after making this comment is beautiful, just beautiful.

  • @giniwelle

    @giniwelle

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SteelCrustacean indeed

  • @blitzie66

    @blitzie66

    2 жыл бұрын

    respect

  • @P-P-Panda

    @P-P-Panda

    3 ай бұрын

    Bro that’s awesome

  • @maspunchnath7487

    @maspunchnath7487

    3 күн бұрын

    It has now been 5 ​@@SteelCrustacean

  • @cebonvieuxjack
    @cebonvieuxjack5 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact : this movie (actually every Monty Python ever) is actually very appreciated/famous in France.

  • @khaelamensha3624

    @khaelamensha3624

    2 жыл бұрын

    I saw it at least 3 times in theaters in Paris.

  • @PierreMiniggio

    @PierreMiniggio

    2 жыл бұрын

    Je l'ai vu pour la première fois hier, j'ai adoré :P

  • @P-P-Panda

    @P-P-Panda

    3 ай бұрын

    @@PierreMiniggiojust watched it a few mins Ago on Netflix and I’m instantly in love

  • @usstalker5273
    @usstalker52738 жыл бұрын

    i'm french and i fart in your general direction !

  • @foxteen8721

    @foxteen8721

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Your mother was hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

  • @andregon4366

    @andregon4366

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm fart and I french in your general direction!

  • @connorshields5862

    @connorshields5862

    5 жыл бұрын

    What a strange person you are.

  • @raymondhamill270

    @raymondhamill270

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is there someone else up there we can talk too?

  • @thecplman1

    @thecplman1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now we know why the Hundred Year War (which actually lasted 110 years) started.

  • @Brandonthebeastsolis
    @Brandonthebeastsolis Жыл бұрын

    I freaking love it how the Frenchman Greets him … “Hello… who is it?” 😂 Then when he says “this is the castle of my master Louis de le meambaaaaaa” 😅😂😂😂😂 I freaken die everytime!! This movie is absolutely hilarious!

  • @MichaelSteen91

    @MichaelSteen91

    Жыл бұрын

    The greeting is so underrated lol the way he strings the entire name together like it’s one word is hysterical

  • @alterbridgefan99
    @alterbridgefan994 жыл бұрын

    "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIGHITS" "IDONTWANNATALKTOYOUNOMORE" "IIIIII FART in your general direction"

  • @MGGXT
    @MGGXT4 жыл бұрын

    "Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time" damn, you've got em there.

  • @awesomegamercz
    @awesomegamercz4 жыл бұрын

    0:48 "I told 'em we already got one. *Hehehehehahahaha* " Amazing.

  • @AmericanMetalhead100
    @AmericanMetalhead1002 жыл бұрын

    "What are you doing in England?" "Mind your own business!!"

  • @Shevaron
    @Shevaron2 жыл бұрын

    Every time I’m at Walgreens and I see Elderberries.. this scene pops in my head

  • @ILik3PH0T0

    @ILik3PH0T0

    Жыл бұрын

    im sick rn and can't help but annoy my girlfriend and say 'I smell of elderberries". She gave me a ton of elderberry syrup and lozenges.

  • @reddevil6996
    @reddevil6996 Жыл бұрын

    After all these years, everything from this movie is still so damn funny!!!

  • @cjr4286
    @cjr4286 Жыл бұрын

    The most accurate portrayal of Medieval warfare ever put to film!

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge16 жыл бұрын

    I love how the absurdity of the whole situation is directly framed and referenced by Galahad: "What a strange person!"

  • @lightningshy5287
    @lightningshy52872 жыл бұрын

    The way he leans into saying “I BLOW my nose at you,” is what makes me laugh the hardest 😂

  • @hotnessgaming1396
    @hotnessgaming13965 жыл бұрын

    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time- best non threatening threat since "I'll flip you like a pancake"

  • @RandomGuy0400

    @RandomGuy0400

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait have you actually heard someone say that?

  • @MonsoonEast
    @MonsoonEast2 жыл бұрын

    I so love this. When I lived in Edinburgh, some friends and I visited this very castle and did all the lines. Total blast!

  • @LonePhantom756
    @LonePhantom7563 жыл бұрын

    "I told them we already got one." Best line. X3

  • @thenagainwhodoes7764

    @thenagainwhodoes7764

    2 жыл бұрын

    And at the end they really had one lol

  • @TheKing-gl3yi
    @TheKing-gl3yi4 жыл бұрын

    Guard: Halt! Who goes there? King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Guard: Pull the other one! King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What? Ridden on a horse? King Arthur: Yes! Guard: You're using coconuts! King Arthur: What? Guard: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur: We found them. Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! King Arthur: What do you mean? Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone. King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? King Arthur: Please! Guard: Am I right? King Arthur: I'm not interested! [A second guard approaches the parapet] Guard 2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Guard 1: Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point. Guard 2: Oh yeah, I agree with that. King Arthur: [exasperated] Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Guard 1: But, of course, African swallows are non-migratory. Guard 2: Oh, yeah. [Arthur begins to depart] Guard 1: ...So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

  • @basicallyafilipino

    @basicallyafilipino

    3 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love that scene

  • @heathen-greaser

    @heathen-greaser

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great scene 🤣

  • @annhitchcock3093
    @annhitchcock30932 жыл бұрын

    “ Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries “.... it’s STILL funny.

  • @argelbargel7680
    @argelbargel76804 жыл бұрын

    That second taunting would have been savage.

  • @t0xicator
    @t0xicator4 жыл бұрын

    At least this guy is still more generous than any Frenchmen when I talk to them in English.

  • @Matthew-uv4fq
    @Matthew-uv4fq2 жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest parts to me was that (at least eventually) they did in fact have a holy grail

  • @LS-dp2gs
    @LS-dp2gs Жыл бұрын

    “ is there someone else out there we can talk to?” Kills me every time😂😂😂so British😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wilhelmhesse1348
    @wilhelmhesse13485 жыл бұрын

    "Is there someone else up there we could talk to"....😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jmanmusician
    @Jmanmusician9 ай бұрын

    British humor at its peak

  • @Dragonfan-158

    @Dragonfan-158

    9 ай бұрын

    Damn right

  • @moonbalancedd
    @moonbalancedd2 жыл бұрын

    "Go away, sons of a silly person." It's so innocuous and bizarre, it's actually hilarious.

  • @alongcameafinity1024
    @alongcameafinity10244 жыл бұрын

    "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

  • @avanyaastral
    @avanyaastral4 жыл бұрын

    This is the greatest insult in the history of insults.

  • @nomnomxddd8157
    @nomnomxddd81574 жыл бұрын

    If you say "hallo?" To French castle, they will roast you

  • @27Bork
    @27Bork13 жыл бұрын

    I been there to that castle and seen the wall where the Frenchman is taunting from.

  • @mebrowneyedgirl

    @mebrowneyedgirl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where is it?

  • @thinginground5179

    @thinginground5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mebrowneyedgirl nowhere land

  • @JohnFerrieMusic

    @JohnFerrieMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mebrowneyedgirl It's Doune Castle in Scotland, I live just up the road from it 😂 Much of the filming was done in the area. Funnily enough it is the same castle used for the interior of Winterfell in Game of Thrones as well as Outlander

  • @Zarafin

    @Zarafin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Beware, the Frenchman farted in your general direction, it is said that a fart of a Frenchman can stay fresh for upto a 1,000 years.

  • @rippi37
    @rippi374 жыл бұрын

    This movie was hilarious !!!!! Can't get enough !! Only Monty Python could pull this off.....love 'em all !!! Very talented bunch of fellas

  • @danielnievesdejesus2937
    @danielnievesdejesus29372 жыл бұрын

    That Frenchman is the best troll ever

  • @Crash765
    @Crash7655 жыл бұрын

    At the time this movie came out, John Cleese was probably the funniest human on the planet.

  • @dutchfan1
    @dutchfan1 Жыл бұрын

    This scene personifies the England France match on Friday

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын

    This never fails to crack me up. I first saw it in the theater when it came out.

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 Жыл бұрын

    France to England after the World Cup game

  • @austincorcoran1739
    @austincorcoran17393 жыл бұрын

    “What a strange person” is the greatest line delivery in the history of cinema

  • @mastowl_7112
    @mastowl_7112 Жыл бұрын

    as a french, i approve, we are all just like this.😂

  • @megastack95
    @megastack9510 ай бұрын

    "Go away or I shall taunt you a second timeuh" The best threat of all time 😂

  • @sirfudgetheobese743
    @sirfudgetheobese7432 жыл бұрын

    “ I shall fart in you’re general direction. You’re mother was a hamster and you’re father smelled of elderberries . “ Iconic moment.

  • @smc1942
    @smc19426 жыл бұрын

    While this taunting was very historically accurate, the most accurate part of this docu-drama was part about the moose that bit my Sister. Not to discount the Killer Rabbit, but everyone knows that rabbit has a mean-streak a mile wide! He leaves NO survivors. So it is doubtful Authur actually encountered him. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch notwithstanding.... ...what? I am too an expert.... ...whadoyou mean under arrest???? HELP!!! HELP!!! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!!!!

  • @brianmitchell719
    @brianmitchell71910 ай бұрын

    I once climbed on the roof of one of my factory jobs and yelled this at my boss down below lol

  • @HardRockMiner
    @HardRockMiner5 жыл бұрын

    It never gets old. What a classic.

  • @hutyra_509hutyra4
    @hutyra_509hutyra4 Жыл бұрын

    “You and all your silly English kniggits!”Best line ever.

  • @AmericanIdolz2011
    @AmericanIdolz20118 жыл бұрын

    Everyone, give it up for America's favorite taunting Frenchman!!!

  • @Exceltiaawesome

    @Exceltiaawesome

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God did you just-

  • @Exceltiaawesome

    @Exceltiaawesome

    6 жыл бұрын

    *LARGE BAGUETTE*

  • @thinginground5179

    @thinginground5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    America sucks, lol.

  • @Robscurity

    @Robscurity

    2 жыл бұрын

    ...played by a British actor.

  • @BrassToff
    @BrassToff3 жыл бұрын

    The gloriously absurd that was Python. How we miss you.

  • @gilldanier4129
    @gilldanier4129 Жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite Python film of all, it just has such a magical feel and the best sketches. Saw it when it came out in 70's

  • @parkatrae
    @parkatrae4 жыл бұрын

    "NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!".

  • @palpatinerocks3260
    @palpatinerocks326011 ай бұрын

    I love that these guys were the direct inspiration for the French Peas in Veggietales.

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp21825 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid and the jokes AAAAALLLL went over my head, now watching this as a 20 year old, I'm in *stitches* !!

  • @maelstrumyes3595
    @maelstrumyes35954 жыл бұрын

    "What are you doing in England?" Vikings in 793 A.D "Mind your own business!"

  • @Cali5556
    @Cali55564 жыл бұрын

    I honestly can't watch this scene without laughing ahead of the punchlines anymore.

  • @arthurchallat8530
    @arthurchallat85304 жыл бұрын

    John cleese is very talented imitating the english accent of the french. I even thought, first, that the actor of the french taunter was actually..french. Because we really sounds like that when we speak english (and we put some effort in our accent). Very impressive. Cuisses de grenouille.

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC7 жыл бұрын

    You sons of a silly person!

  • @emilyschake4577
    @emilyschake45779 ай бұрын

    My dad has French background so he liked reciting the French knights lines and my mother has English (some German background) she recited king Arthur’s lines. They always renewed their marriage in comedy from Monty Python and the holy grail

  • @davidwags5703
    @davidwags57032 жыл бұрын

    “I told him we already got one” gets me every time

  • @danielbledsoe965
    @danielbledsoe965 Жыл бұрын

    That moment you realize King Arthur could've used the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch to infiltrate the French fortress

  • @linuxstreamer8910
    @linuxstreamer8910 Жыл бұрын

    FYI; In the old days in England, the rural poor would pick wild elderberries and make wine out of them because they couldn't afford grapes or grape wine. So saying his father smelt of elderberries both called him poor and a drunk at the same time.

  • @RandomDuude
    @RandomDuude5 жыл бұрын

    Whenever someone tries to tell me Jim Carrey's The Mask is the original troll, I show them this.

  • @10Exahertz

    @10Exahertz

    4 жыл бұрын

    The holy grail feels like the first ever youtube skit video. The whole thing is a troll, its amazing

  • @LPCLASSICAL
    @LPCLASSICAL Жыл бұрын

    Though I am 58 I never watched this film through though I knew of some of the scenes. Only two scenes made me laugh so far. The Camelot song and "Camelot is a silly place" and this frenchman scene. Outrageous accent - brilliant.

  • @gabemoulton671
    @gabemoulton6717 ай бұрын

    i’ll never forget watching this my sophomore year of high school and asking my english teacher after “so what exactly was this” 😂

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill1173 жыл бұрын

    I think the best part is that they do, in fact, already have the Holy Grail.

  • @nikkiej.5875
    @nikkiej.58754 жыл бұрын

    *Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.* Most hilarious line in the entire movie. 😭

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy49135 жыл бұрын

    Englishman: *being very polite and patient” Frenchman: “ENGLISH PIG DOGS”

  • @thinginground5179

    @thinginground5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Eeeeeh PIG DOGS!"

  • @danielclark1614
    @danielclark16143 жыл бұрын

    The age old rivalry of England and France. It's been so long that we've been real enemies it's now a joke. Love it!

  • @lordduckulous5240
    @lordduckulous52403 жыл бұрын

    I’m English, can confirm that french people really are that roast-y?

  • @youarewrong5523
    @youarewrong55232 жыл бұрын

    Just got this as an insult from Portugese Brazil in EU IV, absolutely amazing

  • @TheJooberjones
    @TheJooberjones Жыл бұрын

    “Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-uh”

  • @k.c.summers7742
    @k.c.summers77423 жыл бұрын

    Omg 🤣 Idk why, but the line “.. I fart in your general direction..” fckn killed me .. this movie was damn genius!!! One of my all time favs