"I bet Dick Cheney is really into water sports" I'm not sure what's funnier, that line or the extended silence that followed

@ahobbit1273

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a sentence I ever expected to hear.

@bitsaucetv

2 жыл бұрын

😬

@1-800-hcbrigs

Жыл бұрын

Griffin knew what he was doing

@TheJeffrum

Жыл бұрын

The UI sound afterwards is just perfect

Hmm. How funny that DickCheney ended up being good at waterboarding...

@l.illine1784

6 жыл бұрын

Owen Barton hOLY

@addison_ep

6 жыл бұрын

Owen Barton lord 😂

@Dabednego

5 жыл бұрын

This killed me

@karabirb

4 жыл бұрын

B R U H

@ClimbHarderNotSmarter

3 жыл бұрын

Nai Birbduck it’s cause he’s good at water sports

Never say 'mastered the art of the slippery wood' again.

@rasamatazz9823

7 жыл бұрын

Here comes that big stupid stone

@Moths05

5 жыл бұрын

mastered the art of the slippery wood

Very good, but is there footage of griffin dual wielding wiimotes to sword fight himself because I really need that in my life

@alt-oh7sg

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking the same thing

@themardbard9096

5 жыл бұрын

I was crying with laughter the entire fight bc it was all I could imagine

@myettechase

3 жыл бұрын

I’m just picturing Rachel peering through the door of his office in amused concern as he flails wildly

"I bet Dick Cheney's into watersports" is a sentence I never wanted to hear.

@scottpilgrimpwns

7 жыл бұрын

Nate Ryans "I bet Dick Cheney's into watersports" is a sentence I never knew I needed to hear, but I did.

@carbonatedvinegar9779

7 жыл бұрын

but it's a sentence we all needed to hear.

Jesus Christ, an entire dynasty of TURBO wiped out in mere seconds, I'm crying.

@calebarnold797

5 жыл бұрын

Such a waste of good warriors...

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

TurboJanet survived, though

"I invented wakeboarding!" I thought it was waterboarding he invented?

@slendy9600

7 жыл бұрын

Callum McLeod LMAO

@PsychicRadroach

7 жыл бұрын

Is THAT why ISIS is so popular? Because they constantly go on fun water sports adventures?

@sugoistalin7809

7 жыл бұрын

Depends on the kind of water sports you're talking about. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

@z.m.stewart1996

7 жыл бұрын

Callum McLeod it had never occurred to me that wakeboarding, waterboarding, and watersports are all dangerously different things. always know what you're signing up for. read the coupon. *closely.*

@mahoganyflagpole6877

6 жыл бұрын

Callum McLeod II

If turbovicki stands for victorious, then turbojanet stands for janetourious.

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

janitorial

@ashleybrown2122

4 жыл бұрын

I upvoted this comment, but then it went from 69 to 70, so I had to downvote to get it back to 69. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

@kotoriminami3619

4 жыл бұрын

jansport.

@taylorb213

3 жыл бұрын

What about TurboSusan

@PandaPelley

2 жыл бұрын

@@taylorb213 Suzerainty

When Turbovicki and her daughter died in quick succession, I also died, laughing.

@harvard4887

7 жыл бұрын

So then, LachrymosePineapple continued the video for their dead parent

@leongkinwai9709

5 жыл бұрын

"Biking needs improvement"

@Ladililn

5 жыл бұрын

"bikes have killed this whole family" "okay"

@pixel_andy

4 жыл бұрын

RIP LachrymoseMelon A good KZread user, maybe laughed too hard

... the feeling of seeing my mother’s mii for a split second before she gets stabbed by Turbovicki four years after this episode aired is indescribable

@adaritter9597

3 жыл бұрын

That is so amazing

"Bikes have killed this whole family..."

@harrisonedits

7 жыл бұрын

"okay"

@abloogywoogywoo

7 жыл бұрын

THIS is why we need to get cyclists off our roads. We're doing it for your own good!

@Moths05

5 жыл бұрын

okay

Watching Vicki NOT DO THE BOWLING was one of the most agitating things I've had to sit through in quite a while.

@MishaShivers

7 жыл бұрын

DO THE BOWLING VICKI THROW THE- THE BALL, VICKI, THROW THE BALL! VICKI! GOD DAMMIT VICKI!

@mikeworth62

7 жыл бұрын

Misha Shivers 100 discrete pins.

I occasionally remind myself that Turbovicki is a nose with glasses, makes this so much more hilarious

im crying laughing at the bowling part cause i never got the "imagine being the audience for this" comment out of my mind. just seeing her slooooowly approach the lane 20 times in a row without throwing the ball hahahaha

"if you're playing against yourself, you can really kick some ass" is a pretty good truism tbh

It's okay. Everything's fine, Turbovicki just decided to take up swimming. On a bike. And with very limited oxygen. After having written her will and sending it as she was falling.

@ghoulstreet

7 жыл бұрын

Dying is the ultimate sport

@Grandpharaoh91

6 жыл бұрын

She's at Dairy Queen now

Turbovicki IS an incredible athlete, however the man controlling her body is an outstandingly terrible athlete.

my sister used to do the wakeboarding religiously

@idontcare6736

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this the only comment Polygon has liked

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

I Don't Care they’re the sister

@sepiasmith5065

4 жыл бұрын

oh wow this is wild

@whalesharko4465

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a sister and so did I, that and the duck canoe tutorial

@thedotintheletteri

4 жыл бұрын

Whale Sharko omg the duck canoe tutorial was my sister’s absolute favorite mini game, I loved that one where you flew around as the airplane and explored the resort. We always competed in the slicing items mini game, (she won half the time lol)

"the specialist do that curve!" *misses* "Bazinga." "you did curve it"

"if Parappa the Rapper and the Final Pam had a kid, it would be Turbovicki."

@LNTRNfly

2 ай бұрын

“Little Rapping Husband.”

"bikes have killed this entire family" "ok"

I remember, in the original Wii Bowling, if you managed to ride the ball on the right rail ALL the way to the end, you hit a switch that knocked over all the pins.

@weir9996

5 жыл бұрын

Spiny Justspiny That’s in this one too. I used to be able to do it pretty regularly but I have lost that skill

I never had Wii Sports Resort myself but my grandparents often played it. My grandpa mastered the 100 pin bowling game by getting the ball to roll on the wall and that caused every pin to fall. My grandparents are gone now but I think of that every time I watch this video. My 70+ year old grandparents were better at Wii Bowling than Griffin McElroy.

monster factory is the only reliably good thing left in this darkest of times

@kimberly6663

6 жыл бұрын

It only got darker jfc

@onychophorum

6 жыл бұрын

and now its over

@gaspardp7314

5 жыл бұрын

Like @@kimberly6663 said, but one year later.

@tulipbee9033

5 жыл бұрын

I glanced at this comment and thought darkest was dankest

@madisonstoner7405

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you sweet, sweet summer child...

This is 5 years after the fact, but I love that during the basketball game griffin said Charles Barkley who is historically known for being the worst 3-point shooter in nba history

I WISH GRIFFIN RECORDED HIMSELF FOING THE SWORDFIGHT AAAAAAA

20:23 "Let's just go on like a leisurely bike ride to celebrate." little did they know... this bike ride would have two casualties that day

Rest in peace Turbovicki (and Turbosusan)

@junobrooke9505

7 жыл бұрын

what about turbojanet

@Trasyn123

7 жыл бұрын

turbojanet didnt die tho

@mangomaking

7 жыл бұрын

long live the kings

@gastrodong3893

6 жыл бұрын

Hey nice profile pic

that bowling scene is upsetting me so much

12:17 I was so desperately wishing that the ball had stayed up there, because there's an easter egg in Wii Sports Resort where if you roll the ball along the left bumper it triggers a secret switch that instantly knocks over all 100 pins, and I would have _LOVED_ to see Griffin and Justin's reaction to that.

I'd pay good money to see a webcam of Griffin during the swordfighting and biking segments

SHE WAS JUST LIKE LIGHTNING! AND HER BIKING WAS FRIGHTENING!!!

@RossLlewallyn

7 жыл бұрын

She thinks SHE'S the passionate one?!

why do i remember the graphics being so much better than this

@Anafyral666

6 жыл бұрын

selsab because your TV was probably smaller and lower quality

These soft, monster-creating boys are a constant source of joy and light. God bless.

I'm obsessed with the way Justin says "one hundred discreet pins" at 7:40

This video got me thinking. We've seem some pretty and less pretty faces from the monster factory boys, but who is the strongest? If we put every creation in an arena, and gave them the weapons they used in game, who would win? Discounting The Final Pam obviously.

@dancingcolors123

7 жыл бұрын

i'm betting on the pebble

@very_much

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, Jorstin's the better wrestle boy. Although, in terms of pure power, I think that Succotash would be high up in the tier list mainly based on his size alone.

@butlerkitty

7 жыл бұрын

Jaa'm would call for peace and share his applesauce

@PineappleLiar

7 жыл бұрын

As much as I'd like to say one of the strong battle boys, I'd probably have to go with our Dirty Crime Boy from Saints Row III. He is just so good at sending everyone to Dairy Queen that no one would be left in the ring!

@travdump209

7 жыл бұрын

The first to fall would be Daz and Dino-Lansbury, with The Junker following them quickly. The Boy-Mayor and Totino's flee, but are slaughtered by Truck Shepherd's attempt at speech. Trüllbus obliterates - I mean teleports - the Vader family and Toucan Dan.

The thing about Dick Cheney and his big bald head is that it's perfect for doing sick wakeboard tricks. The ring of hair gives him a slight aerodynamic element. Imagining Griffin doing all the motions that both Vicky and Dick are doing is very funny.

Justin's "ONE HUNDRED DISCRETE PINS" fucked me up so bad, laughing my eyes out

this is so unbelievably reminiscent of me and my sister playing the wii in 2007 like... the raw sibling energy. the chaotic-ness. the random bullshit. the mcelroys get it.

"can u imagine being the audience at this?" yes, justin. yes, i can imagine it.

"I bet Dick Cheney's really into watersports." bless you Griffin

I cant believe Griffin just ignores Justing saying Two-boVicki and says turbo Susan. So did every commenter as well apparently.

If only we could turn back the clock and have Turbovicki as Vice President instead of Cheney...

I hate to correct people's math because I hate sounding like a horrible garbage person, but in this case the truth is just so much funnier to me: You're too modest, Griffin. Going from 1 point to 9 points would have been an 800% improvement. By starting with nothing, you have achieved a situation better described as an ∞% improvement.

@Figsyy

7 жыл бұрын

it was a joke also your corrected math was wrong so idk what you're trying to get at here you stupid pedant

Every time a turbo dies there's a 25 year timeskip as their child grows up and seeks to bring honor to their fallen parent

12:13 Oh man i REALLY wanted them to accidentally find the 100 pin knockdown secret they were so close!

@nathan8268

7 жыл бұрын

Johnahue23 what is the secret?

@MANTARD

7 жыл бұрын

you can roll the ball all the way down the bumper and it will knock down every pin.

@Mr_Spaghetti

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan McKee ^^yep, that.

the turbovicki series literally never fails to put me in a good mood

How many generations are going to think dick cheney sounded like squidward because of you

I wanted footage of Griffin fighting himself way too badly

I need the 'Griffin Camera' footage from the final showdown.

thank u boys im havin a bad week Just needed this

thank u being a light in this shitty year tunnel

@NerdySweets3

4 жыл бұрын

still applies to now

19:57 Ballroom Blitz syncs up remarkably with Griffin's anguished grunts of desperation

To this day, I still have no idea who or what pigeon is.

RIP Mii Justin

@TheTetrapod

7 жыл бұрын

Rip me, Justin.

@1mortalkombatlover

7 жыл бұрын

*After the Incident* Justin: Rip?! Me Justin!

@crazystorm1659

4 жыл бұрын

Its got 69 likes, I can’t do it

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I think we all need as many McElroy goofs to get through these weeks as possible.

"Let's go on a nice, relaxing bike ride to celebrate." *dies*

When they were bowling, I saw someone on the left that looked just like Bart, it was weird.

@captaincalamity5025

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, just like bart

@theofrantz9374

3 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip, that one's a Bart

This was basically kill bill episode 3 at the end.

rest in peace turbovicki, a sports champion, and the best friend anyone could ever ask for...

last time polygon uploaded a new monster factory, obama was president

@scuffycat

7 жыл бұрын

Famtomerc Obama is still president. he doesn't leave office until inauguration

@famtomerc

7 жыл бұрын

GrizzlyBarks twas a joke, mate

@acitrid

7 жыл бұрын

twas a bad joke, mate

@famtomerc

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Doan im sorry then, Mate

@nope33414

7 жыл бұрын

Famtomerc it was a good joke mate, keep your head up

it’s been nearly 5 years please give us the footage of griffin fighting himself

Hey, if there's water and a board, Dick Cheney is there.

"bikes have killed this whole family" "okay"

It's like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure if Dio was a bike

"little too much mustard in that one little too much hellsman"

"I'm at work but I can totally watch this without laughing" ... I get 30 seconds in and close the window. I cannot.

i cant believe parappa the rapper and final pam had a child

WHY DID YOU NOT PLAY THE BEST GAME IN THIS GAME THE AIR SPORTS ARE WHAT EVERYONE PLAYS THIS GAME FOR THERE WERE NO COMEDY PLANE CRASHES IN THIS GAME I WANT A REFUND

@sepiasmith5065

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOW IT WAS THE BEST

@TuckyBlue

3 жыл бұрын

No viki would be shown

One time on hundred-pin bowling, I rolled the ball along the bumper. It made it all the way to the end, there was a crash sound effect, and all one hundred pins fell down at once. It was the crowning achievement of my sporting career (because I’m not athletic enough to do any real life sports).

"It's like if the Cat Steven song learned how to wakeboard."

YO BUT THE THE LAST MII IN SWORDPLAY THAT WAS "GABI" IS MY SISTER'S MII

Griffin saying wakeboarding would stop being fun after a minute is complete disrespect to 10 yr old me

Griffin's default Video Game Company Man voice will never stop being hilarious to me.

I needed this so much today thank u boys

Perfect addition to my sick day. Thank you McElBoys

these are always uploaded while im in class its very hard not to lose my shit while everyone is silent

Swordplay Showdown used to be my JAM! I loved it. I played it until my right arm was in pain, and then I switched to using my left instead. My cousin sat by my side and cheered me on. One time, I got so into it that I kept moving closer and closer to the TV until I smacked the Wiimote into the screen. Good times!

19:41 Actual footage of Duck Newton in a fight

"If a cat stevens song could wakeboard" will be my epitaph on my head stone.

Griffin not understand that the wind blows the ball is everything

whenever i need a really good laugh i always come back to this video and it never fails.

There is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to see Griffin during the sword fight

if you balance the ball on the edge beam all the way down, it’ll hit a button and all the pins will fall

The perfect way to spend a Monday morning.

i'm so grateful for this today!

picturing griffin playing wii sports resort fencing against himself is excellent i highly recommend everyone try it

i bet these guys would LOVE super monkey ball. both the game and the minigames, come to think of it.

my friend had Wii sports resort and I got a perfect score on the wakeboarding game the first time I played it and they were so salty about it. only video game I exceed at

i verbally exclaimed

as someone who's played the swordfighting vs a bunch a npcs, it's honestly really impressive how quickly griffin eliminates them

this is a very good video i love turbovicki and her family, but god i love the preview for dragons dogma that's just the boys laughing over a video of her climbing the rhino

"Bikes have killed this entire family." "ok"

We're lucky that wii sports resort didn't include a hunting minigame, I've heard Dick Cheney has quite the reputation in that sport

"I bet Dick Cheney's really into watersports" -Griffin Mcelroy, 2016

the ballroom blitz fuckin killed me

Who would win in a round of King's Game: Turbo Vicki or Daz?

@NikiliteGamer

7 жыл бұрын

Dax obviously, Vicki is dead

@MinimumHeadroom

7 жыл бұрын

like jadzia dax?

@abunchofletters9507

7 жыл бұрын

Minimum Headroom Shit, I mean Daz. Don't know how I missed that

@hhhgfgaoo3115

7 жыл бұрын

Do you mean ball chess?

@very_much

7 жыл бұрын

Well, they're both kind of garbage at it, but I think Daz would probably win.

please, dear god, make more wii based monster factory episodes.

SHE'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

All of monster factory has saved my life (you know, in a matter of speaking), but this is probably the first episode that nearly killed me. Couldn't breathe at Turbosusan's eulogy.