Stream today over on twitch at 12 pm GMT! Come hang out!

@Flattithefish

4 ай бұрын

Hurray let’s go Is I gonna be a long one like 3-5 hour long?

@ninjacodertech

4 ай бұрын

11pm for me! that's perfect!

@FennecFeather-wx7jj

4 ай бұрын

@@ninjacodertech same!

@eMe_peridot_hare

4 ай бұрын

👁️👁️ The return of the tunnel bore streams maybe? Let's goooo! I mean, LET'S GOOOOAT 💥

@FharishAhmedPortfolio

4 ай бұрын

Sorry Doc, burnt my computer's power supply. 😢 Rebuilding the entire thing. Maybe another time.

I love that doc's villain backstory is the server voting against sand duping

@oaksparoakspar3144

4 ай бұрын

No sand duping? So, dupe the hermits into being his sand shoveling slaves instead!

@strangepanthers

4 ай бұрын

​@@oaksparoakspar3144Genius

@deborahsheets2604

4 ай бұрын

This comment genuinely made me LOL. 😂 I love doc man

@alucardsantradideus267

4 ай бұрын

"No sand automation? Guess i'll enslave the server then"

@manguy01

4 ай бұрын

And guess who has the Sand permit? SCAR!

I love how Doc is like "Hm, charging sand for wood is pretty weird, better prepare some good arguments." Completly forgetting he is talking to Joe Hills.

@pederw4900

4 ай бұрын

It’s a little dubious for that exchange of sand for diamonds within the contract, that might violate the Sand and Gravel permit

@thesandwich5321

4 ай бұрын

I think it just stops other hermits from selling it. Technically he's not selling...

Doc to Mumbo: Oh, I wouldn’t call it a monopoly The title of Doc's video: Monopoly

I'm an attorney. Joe and Doc's agreement is better written than 75% of the things I read on the daily.

Hermits: "No sand dupping. It's easy to dig." Doc: "It's easy......for you."

@alucardsantradideus267

4 ай бұрын

Doc: Well then, Get to Work

*Later this season* DOC takes over the server and makes it a corporatocracy by amassing all the diamond permits.... Trading solely in sand. All hermits log in to shovel sand every day. DOC has not once used said sand and when asked to comment he simply said "I like sand"

@olivers.7821

4 ай бұрын

The Anti-Darth-Vader

@aebisdecunter

4 ай бұрын

"I like sand. It's fine and smooth and pleasing and it goes where you need it to. And I didn't have to dig any of it myself."

@Auoun

4 ай бұрын

Imagine if doc sold a shulker box worth of access to his farms... for 2 FAVORS per hermit! The overlord aristocrat of contracts he could cash in an IOU of anyone to build or supply or other nefarious deeds...

@GSBarlev

4 ай бұрын

Strong D'Vana Tendi vibes. You know, she also has green skin and inspires fear and respect through the galaxy...

@PromptCriticalJello

4 ай бұрын

Not sure doc has thought this out. The person with the Sand Permit can prohibit anyone else from selling sand to Doc.

When people see the way Mumbo gets into his base: Most people: That's so dumb! Doc: That's genius!

@obito797

4 ай бұрын

Nah but what's "THE DANGER ZONE"

@Szystedt

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@obito797It’s a weird death message that occurs when a player dies by a magma block after being damaged by a mob or player!

@urilgal

4 ай бұрын

Doc loves to break the "rules" of the game. Mumbo may not have a technical way of going in his base, but he's still breaking the "rule" :P

@obito797

4 ай бұрын

@@Szystedt ohh ...thanks!

doc, if you want a wood monopoly, don't forget bamboo.

@keenan4536

4 ай бұрын

Boost

@kayleighlehrman9566

4 ай бұрын

​@@keenan4536 more like bamboost

@mrtoast244

3 ай бұрын

12 diamonds for 1 bamboo

@reaper1818

3 ай бұрын

Or cherry wood

@Kassityyp

3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he said on stream he doesn't want it

whenever i watch docs video i feel like a starving child in a dystopian society watching big brother propaganda. god damn he is my favourite youtuber

@leoyakafudy

4 ай бұрын

this is the funniest comment I've ever seen on a hermits video

@enviousscarab2762

4 ай бұрын

Agreed

@WewosGaming

4 ай бұрын

​@@leoyakafudy real

@daphodilly

4 ай бұрын

I CANT BEEEATHE WGAT IS THIS COMMENT

@cliffyang7687

4 ай бұрын

God damn it

52:30 Doc going from the most cheerful goodbye to Mumbo to an absolute diabolical grinch-style "MONOPOLY" whisper sent me

@MrMakingcake

4 ай бұрын

I was laughing along with him

@novalovisa

4 ай бұрын

The best ever!

@diogonunes1608

4 ай бұрын

He should sell all the logs for sand AND dirt. Those who don't want to dig for sand, can buy dirt... from him alone!

Doc got so petty he went full reverse flash "It was ME hermits, i made you all shovel sand!"

I love how Etho set the standard at 50% for these contracts, and we'll never know whether he was just being nice or if he knew that the first deal was very likely to be copied.

Dock just went to the other side of the world so Grian and scar won't destroy his machines again

Other hermits: "We're gonna build these huge shops and become rich fast! So many diamonds on our horizon" Doc, in the corner, drooling slightly, bloodshot eyes, laughing maniacally: "Sand."

I think Doc, that you could get Big Salmon to trade their log permits with ya by using a third party - as long as the Salmon Gang does not know that this third party is working for you, you're golden

@riffbw

4 ай бұрын

I think Big Salmon should drop their beef and just work for Doc. He bested them and they can easily be his muscle knowing there's no one left that can touch them.

@thesandwich5321

4 ай бұрын

Big Salmon have their pride man! They switch and turn their backs on the big man, they'll be in hot water!

@tariqwazir09

3 ай бұрын

@@riffbw their beef's kinda vintage ya know

With the burgeoning mail system, you could very easily make deliveries! And imagine your Mumbo and Zed's faces when they open their mailboxes, and they're filled with.... ssaaaaaaaaand.

@caked3953

4 ай бұрын

They are the lucky ones, they can get free wood with it :D

@OpenTanyao

4 ай бұрын

And get half the sand back even xD @@caked3953

Hermits: No sand duping, you need to dig sand Doc: no u

@marcelazubajova1464

4 ай бұрын

Uno reverse card 😂

I can only imagine how annoyed Doc is going to be when he finds out that Scar owns the sand permits (and Grian the red sand) 😂 inadvertently helping his enemies' shop profits... and/or causing them max pain, however you want to look at it

@riffbw

4 ай бұрын

They have to keep them stocked. I hope they like shoveling sand. Doc may just buy them out. And if more sand permits drop into the economy, the price bottoms out while everyone is striving to collect more to stock their shop. The only solutions are to shovel sand and keep moving farther out to find it or jack up the price to ungodly levels to discourage a purchase. "16 sand for 64 diamonds, now no one will buy it and I won't have to restock." The only trade for sand is via the wandering trader and he'll only sell 64 before locking the trade. This is going to be fun.

Unforeseen happenstance resulting in inflamed conflict between people who claimed to want to relax? Surprisingly vast economic structures and contracts that appear watertight but contain intentionally constructed loopholes? Doc building a tunnel bore? Oh yeah, now it's Hermitcraft.

@moestuph8817

4 ай бұрын

It's worth noting that none of the contracts shown have terms for termination.

@riffbw

4 ай бұрын

I feel like Doc has gone full supervillain now. His lair is 4000 blocks away and he's tunnelling to spawn while collecting obscene amounts of sand. Something big is going to happen to the server this year. Is he going to turn it all into a desert with a flying machine and no sand duping?

@GixGrey

4 ай бұрын

Covering Spawn area in sand and dunes and claiming it was some sort of storm would be hilarious.

Doc putting the prices with Sand WILL have a drastic and undesired effects. For examaple I am certain you are about to create a massive black market of logs.

@brandmansam4780

4 ай бұрын

That was exactly what I was thinking.

Joe's particular brand of madness is my favorite thing. Doc and Joe in a business collaboration is bound to be epic. :D

@Zeldrake

4 ай бұрын

Joe's sense of humour is legendary

Doc has hit the peak of his villain arc now. Whats funny is how its all so sand duping can be allowed 😂. You got to love it.

Why do I get the feeling that little doccy is in a shrek fixation at the moment with how many shrek references are being made.

i would LOVE to see joe trying to deal with big salmon. something about a blue puppet talking business with mobsters is just too stupid, i love it

Doc turning into Shrek this season. "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!"

@jacobticer1798

4 ай бұрын

Can we get a full theme song for season 10 the drummer in me wants to hear it and learn it

@Predated2

4 ай бұрын

@@jacobticer1798 you can read the description. I forgot if Jono or Goatsauce did this, I think this was still Jono

@ennevtrebor

4 ай бұрын

umm dont let "yoel" find out!!!

@demonletsplays

4 ай бұрын

"DONKEY!"

@thenopequeen

4 ай бұрын

Truly, he has a noble steed and all

I know Doc’s whole evil scientist thing doesn’t always come across- but this might be the most genuinely evil thing he’s ever done. My god.

You know Doc's enjoying himself when he builds not one on but two off-camera tunnel bores

Mumbo retrieving his permit from his base, not explaining his deathavator, taking a long time to die by llama Doc, flabbergasted into intelligible noises, slowly understanding, “that is perhaps the best elevator I’ve ever seen”

@sciencedude22

4 ай бұрын

Mumbo really has the best one-way door

That “shovel sand” is so devious…lol…

Doc is single-handedly going to absolutely devastate the hermitcraft economy in every conceivable way, and I love it.

Really, if you think about this, the sand trading isn't out of something so petty as revenge, but for the betterment of his fellow Hermits. After all, it was the mindless placing of dirt over The Perimeter that brought back the camaraderie of HC, think how chummy everyone will be as they go to do their weekly sand grind!

@Zeldrake

4 ай бұрын

GAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME ABSOLUTELY CACKLE

Doc mentioning a server wide rail system.... Etho, tango, and Pearl are working on basically that for an automatic postal service, so i think you can expect lots of business from them as more hermits get added to the system in the future.

@sagebauer1077

4 ай бұрын

Since their system is in the nether, it doesnt require much rails. Its pretty much got as much rails as it needs already

Don't think we didn't see the (hopefully) scar/grian proof redstone activation switch on your tunnel bore using SITTING ON A MINECART AND RIDING TO AN ACTIVATION RAIL which is such a neat change. Props to you or whatever member of the hive mind who came up with that. Its such a neat way to proof redstone against button smashing.

Get Etho to trade/buy the other wood permits for you. Like a shell Corp. He can be your middleman to secure your monopoly.

This is legitimately the beginning of Big Sand. A crime organization large enough to rival Big Salmon

Malicious compliance with sand duping ban. Okay Doc, you win this season. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The new Hermitcraft commercial regulations sounds as complicated as the new laws that just passed in Germany.

@plantcraftie4141

4 ай бұрын

Can you expain?

@TribalChina

4 ай бұрын

Germany has made a new drug related regulation, basically allowing cannabis. They went a bit overboard with the specifics.

@mralberosie3987

4 ай бұрын

the weed laws ? not very complicated

@plantcraftie4141

4 ай бұрын

@@mralberosie3987 Ah true, I've heard about those

@liquidminds

4 ай бұрын

@@mralberosie3987 compare it to other legislation of the likes... Germans really tries to micro-manage here...

Fun fact, I made that bee farm in 2 hours with my friend @JustGlotz and we didn't fully test it because we both had to leave We later found a big problem with it, but Doc had already built it on Hermitcraft 💀 We've fixed it, but now it's a completely different farm, it was easier to just start from scratch

@JavierLopez-uq8vo

2 ай бұрын

Is there a tutorial for the new farm ? or a schematic

Doc is gonna just be the supplier for everyone this season. Either buy them out or make them partner with you

Doc builds a machine to make shulkers and dirt and wood over the shopping district and just picks up sand from the store when he needs it ;)

Oh my god when I realized you were going to make them all dig sand just to get back at them for banning sand duping, I started cackling so loud! You never disappoint doc holy cow, good luck!

Doc: "Monopoly, I wouldn't call it a monopoly. I just want to set up a tree farm Also Doc: Names the episode: "Monopoly"

It’s not a monopoly since Joe still owns one of the permits! Instead it’s just a conglomerate.

As a 3rd year law student, the joehills agreement made me smile.

I've said it before on one of Cubs videos, but my favorite part of a new Hermitcraft season is watching the technical players rebuild their farming infrastructures and show off new designs they found or came up with.

YES! I clapped when I saw the tunnel bore! Doc is FLYING this season

Lol poor Xisuma and Rendog... already had plans to make a big badass tree chopper system and now Doc owns the permits for almost all logs... xD

@leotamer5

4 ай бұрын

Look on the bright side, at least they don't need to invest in shovels.

@iamsushi1056

3 ай бұрын

Rosie, the GigaCorp version of Grumbot, is _not_ going to be happy to learn that there will be no GigaLogs any time soon this season.

The sand currency is so funny to me, I cannot wait to see the other Hermits reaction. Also I hope Doccy has/had a great birthday!

DOC you should try considering this idea(just a suggestion)- initially sell logs for cheap (with prior notice about the prices to increase gradually and inflate the price)which first will make the log buyers and the sand seller(possibly the miner too) really happy . Then gradually increase the price for logs so much, that it becomes difficult for the sand miner to manage the shop , thenafter offer the sand seller a deal he/she couldn't refuse and would likely accept due to the stress of maintaining the stocks.This way the currency you created(i.e. sand),along with logs will be your sales item. NOW THAT would be a GOAT level monopoly ,if nothing goes wrong.

@chri-k

4 ай бұрын

everything will go wrong

@diddymouse816

4 ай бұрын

They will absolutely create a new sand permit if it can’t stay in stock.

@obito797

4 ай бұрын

Hmm yea it's a plan with flaws and is quite risky too but u never know ,DOC is DOC if he tries(maybe) he could control the system

@lorcankelly9810

2 ай бұрын

​@@diddymouse816then he just needs to rinse and repeat until every single hermit has a sand permit and they become useless and none of them can keep stock

I enjoy the confusion Mumbo's "elevator" message causes in the chat.

Doc isn't salty at all about not being able to farm sand. Just going to charge the entire server sand to make them have to do all the digging that they said they'd prefer to do.😂

Mad funny how he says "Someone is going to shovel sand" all menacing like 😂😂😂😂

Doc, you should automate the process of splitting the profits too. That way you don't need to spend time doing such a menial and tedious task. Maybe even the transport of the products to the shopping district could be automated too.

The funny thing is that if the contracts with Mombo and Zedaph don't say anything about the payment being Diamond, Doc could just pay them in sand instead because that's what the contract said.

@galiantus1354

4 ай бұрын

Good lord. If he does that, whoever has the sand permit is going to make a killing buying it back from Mumbo, Zedaph, and Joe at a marked down price to inject back into the economy.

@theapexsurvivor9538

4 ай бұрын

The diamonds are cheaper for the GOAT.

@dakotaknoble2556

4 ай бұрын

Right now yes but give it a week and doc will probably have control of wvery wood, every stone, and redstone permit​@theapexsurvivor9538

Doc casually dropping, 'oh yea, all the materials we started farms are for good for world eater'. Legend. Also the timing on the bore explosions to the music was impressive !

Joehills makes the perfect Donkey to Doc's Shrek

I love the very real trying to stand in a crowd somewhere you can see without blocking someone’s view, as a fellow tall guy you can tell that came naturally to doc haha

This guy gave me the inspiration to dig a perimeter. The grind was crazy but its finally dug. Thank you Doc.

"If they want logs, you shovel sand" This is going to be so funny, cant wait to see all hermits noticing they can either chop the wood they need or get sand for Doc

This plan to have a wood monopoly just so you never have to dig sand is incredible. Doc is the best villain we could have asked for ❤

To help fortify your wood dynasty, convince false to sell diamonds. Almost like a bank or she's buying supplies from other hermits for diamonds. I think it would be a great thing because the sand that people receive as payment can be bought by false as well.

@BakerPeter

4 ай бұрын

If false has the diamond permit, she's going to control the server economy

@theapexsurvivor9538

4 ай бұрын

​@@BakerPeterat least until sand becomes more valuable than diamonds.

The best part of watching a series, whether TV or Hermitcraft, is the evolution of the characters and ideas as it progresses. The shopping district deeds, trading, monopolies, and currency is a genuinely tremendous idea!! Makes the “economy” of the server almost like a new character itself.

Doc is preparing to hollow out the very earth beneath the other hermits 😂

Hermits: haha we banned sand duping so doc is gonna have to manually dig it himself Doc: (Evil Grin) Hermits: Doc's gonna have to dig sand manually....right??? Doc with Wood Monopoly: (Evil Grin)

@freighter1097

4 ай бұрын

I mean, they can farm their own wood. They don't have to buy anything.

@akhilxy2822

4 ай бұрын

​@@freighter1097 do say burned out

@shotgungod69thpinapostle92

4 ай бұрын

@@freighter1097 they could....but do you really think they "Wood"??? pun intended ;))

Hey Doc, please name the farm "The BeeF arm". And build Beef with Popeyes arms, beefed up by honey munching instead of spinach hahah

Well... SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD HIM THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL HIM But he is the sharpest tool in the shed.

It's worth noting that unlike honey bottle farms, honey comb farms don't require a power level readout. The dispensers don't shoot out the shears like they do with empty bottles, so an observer powering the dispenser is all you need.

That tunnel bore time-lapse with the metal was awesome. I love the energy this season Doc - keep on goating

The guitar intro still throws me off. It’s epic, but I’m _still_ not expecting it. Please keep uploading; I need to get acclimated again!

Doc becomes the Monopoly man of this season. I bet he will make redstone circuits out of diamond ore again.

Docm: "I've got the wood monopoly now" Crimson & Warped wood: "Am I a joke to you?"

@renautmestdagh

4 ай бұрын

And bamboo

@forderdrek8757

4 ай бұрын

@@renautmestdagh and Cherry & Mangrove.. IK, but it would sound a bit weird to be naming 5 kinds of wood. You can still easily get the point

the team up between you and Joe was not something on my bingo card but the dynamic between you two seems really fun!

The sand pettiness is beautiful, well done, doc

That *M O N O P O L Y* was actually criminally menacing

This man just swindled half of the server just to avoid shoveling sand. I laughed maniacally for 10 minutes and cannot stop, please help

Damn, doc really went "I'm not gonna mine sand and there's nothing you can do to make me" lmao

incentivize big salmon by saying that if they give you the other log permits they won't have to work with you

this is such a funny concept forcing them to mine sand

So i guess the reason doc is a million blocks away from any other hermit is to "scar-proof" the tunnel bore

I don’t think I’m smart enough to watch Docs videos

The hermits try Communism.

With the automatic postal service, you could make a "webshop" so hermits can order logs and rails from their bases! If they send a shulker with the payment, their stamp, and perhaps a named note indicating the type of wood they want, their order can be fulfilled fully automatically.

Keralis' approach to permits: "I'd love to have that gold permit even though I'm trading a diamond permit for it, it's a fun permit to have because it fits the theme of my base!" Doc: *mmmoooonopolyyyyy*

Love the business deal with Joe. Can’t wait to see more collabs with him!

Most hermits : This season will be at a slow-pace enjoying the early game Doc : Building a whole tunnel bore that give you "free diamonds" in episode 4 without that much grinding Its the G.O.A.T way! 🐐

now you need a orange cat doc...

To complete the circle, Doc should sign a stocking agreement with the Sand Vendor. Become an exclusive sand supplier to that shop to alleviate having to grind for sand. Return a portion of your sand profits back to the shop for diamonds. You get sand. You get diamond. And you also get a sweet mustache and hat combo as the monopoly man.

Doc makes his own economy using a monopoly to get back at everyone for not letting him duplicate sand lol

In the intricate economy of Hermitcraft, governed by The Goat, I propose a swift wealth accumulation scheme involving a stock market. Each hermit permit can be traded for another of similar value, establishing a dynamic exchange system. For instance, one iron permit can be exchanged for another iron permit, or two iron permits can yield one gold permit, and two gold permits can be traded for one diamond permit (S tier). However, permits of the same tier vary in quality, introducing a strategic element. To enhance the trading system, I suggest dividing each permit into shares. For simplicity, consider splitting each permit into four shares; for higher tiers like diamond, six shares, gold and iron, two shares each. This fractional ownership makes permits more accessible for exchange, fostering a fluid marketplace. Furthermore, implementing a banking system could elevate the scheme. All shop profits would be pooled, creating a changing stock value and serving as a central hub for hermits to invest and purchase additional stocks. Using diamond blocks as the capital for this banking system adds a layer of economic depth and potential for substantial wealth accumulation. Taking it a step further, introducing a market manipulation aspect could add intrigue. Consider orchestrating a controlled depression, causing stock values to plummet temporarily, enabling strategic buyouts. However, a challenge arises concerning the supply of permits representing each store. To address this, negotiate a universal approach with each hermit or designate the hermit with the highest percentage of shares as the sole supplier for stocking the shops. Caution is advised to avoid exceeding 49% ownership to maintain a balanced and fair economic landscape. May the GOAT rule them all

Bee sweatshop, i oppose this. Bees are entitled to sleep and rest

35:25 I love the Episode 1 reference used here!

I really appreciate how long your videos are, i put them to play on my commute to work and I can be comfortable Knowing the video will still be playing when I arrive, i listen to them like a podcast....

The surpsrises keep on coming! I don't know why, but the 14.2 m/s donkey really caught me off guard. Remember scicraft breeding thousands and thousands of donkeys with automatic setups for checking speed and breeding. Glad that the grind has been cut down in the new updates. Doc, I wonder, how many donkeys have been bread in order to get there?

Doc and Etho could have had a Walt and Jesse arc this season with that 'blue glass' monopoly

Now if you get enough sand by April 1st (April Fools Day) ohh i can just imagine the pranks. RAINING SAND EVERYWHERE

At the end of the day, the "merchant guild" is a fault for failing to issue a restricted currency. Let them shovel sand!

Doc - you can't buy sand from Joe, Mumbo, or Zed. They don't have a permit to SELL sand.

Doc, I have an idea of how to truly monopolize woods. At first, give everyone a deal like this: "You can't build your tree farm but you can buy wood from my wood shop at 10% of the original price". after that, you can put 10x the original price. With this, you can get your price back while no one can build tree farms.

@iliagogoxia5920

4 ай бұрын

Actually, you can put more than 10x of that price, since demand will be high.

52:50 - (subtitles), doc is just laughing, while it says "Monopoly"