"We thought he was the moghlestor, but he was being miquellested this entire time"

@davidmonroe2822

8 күн бұрын

I will use this line religiously from now on

@1stKushKage

8 күн бұрын

This has to be the most wild shit I’ve heard in awhile

@eagle6161

8 күн бұрын

Maniquellated

@carterbohren8253

8 күн бұрын

Mohglested

@myhl

8 күн бұрын

william shakespeare shaking in his boots

lol "scarlet rotussy"

@mistake5568

8 күн бұрын

Man I love ur vids but I didn’t want spoilers and I got one but it’s not ur fault

@PaublitoJAUNITO123

8 күн бұрын

In fairness…it said spoilers

@blackout15synner14

8 күн бұрын

It rotted off

@brentpeterson918

8 күн бұрын

Ohh nahhh 😂

@trelwilliams5003

8 күн бұрын

@@mistake5568it said spoilers.

lil twink wanted his half brother so bad and Radahn was like "Nah, I don't swing that way" so he he sent Malenia to Caelid to nuke it😭

@alexgarcia866

4 күн бұрын

He really said he was getting his back blown out one way or another "we could do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours" type shit

@elnegrouno9352

4 күн бұрын

​@@alexgarcia866💀

@raditreva

2 күн бұрын

​@@alexgarcia866Radahn got it the hard way😢

@lordkars3971

Күн бұрын

​@@alexgarcia866fucking wild

Miquella was the most powerful and the most fearful empyreen since the beginning, Mohg was only a part of a biger plan. In the description of a little object we can reed that Miquella has the power to charm everyone. And that's was under our eyes since the begining... Definitly Griffith status acquired...

@Odranoel_Iccugnem

7 күн бұрын

Yeah also the NPCs too, she or he (idfk) can cast an spell on you too you literally die simping

@Vaga-Bard

6 күн бұрын

Is that what happened to malania, blade of miquella.? She’s never known defeat you know.?

@mannystaucch1147

5 күн бұрын

No the most powerful was Godwyn

@Odranoel_Iccugnem

5 күн бұрын

@@mannystaucch1147 they could’ve showed Goldwyn on DLC

@jagernkk9875

5 күн бұрын

​@@mannystaucch1147Godwyn is not Empyrean he is just a demigod

"Bro is griffith status" 💀💀💀

@PsychoMoFoGaming

8 күн бұрын

Tf does that even mean

@Sermonator9000

8 күн бұрын

​@@PsychoMoFoGamingI'm assuming it's a different way of saying that miquella is essentially just as bad, or worse then Griffith/ being on the same level of evil as him.

@freddysmith227

8 күн бұрын

​@@PsychoMoFoGamingdo you know Griffith? He probably one of the most vile people in anime

@PsychoMoFoGaming

8 күн бұрын

A special thank you to everyone for continuing to respond to me without telling me wtf a griffith is.

@Sermonator9000

8 күн бұрын

@@PsychoMoFoGaming maybe ask what Griffith is then instead of being vague. Griffith is a character from the popular manga berserk.

That “Mohglester” & “Miquelester” line was pure gold.

@Chefwayurk

8 күн бұрын

Comedic genius

@SojuBoy702

7 күн бұрын

He didn’t come up with that

@Chefwayurk

7 күн бұрын

@@SojuBoy702 first I heard of it

@Marinecorpsbrat

7 күн бұрын

​@@SojuBoy702 How do you know?

@_aWiseMan

7 күн бұрын

​@@Marinecorpsbratbecause it's been a joke since the dlc came out

Mohg actually won the accusations 😭😭

If you tryna go for the Scarlett Rottussy dont forget the mushroom armor or get 100 crimson tears 100 of them is equal to 2 hours of the sexy time🤤

@HiImBeans

6 күн бұрын

I need literally, a quarter of one mushroom.

@Vaga-Bard

6 күн бұрын

Nope. No armor, just the kindred of rot exaltation. That’s all.

@Selvokaz

5 күн бұрын

Malenia is over 8ft tall, the sexy time isn't going to be as ego-boosting as you think.

@Zeke1460

4 күн бұрын

Or just do it at a site of grace. Infinite respawns with a refreshed body so you can go as many times as you want.

@Zeke1460

4 күн бұрын

@@Selvokazego boosting? Tf? Who says we can’t just be into tall women?

Actually Mohg was not that bad, kidnapping folks aside, he also: 1. Employed omens to be his sanguine nobles 2. Employed tarnished around and outside the lands between to become his faithful knights and bloody fingers, where most of his brethrens shunned, hunted down, or grafted tarnished folks 3. Gave them albinaurics a place to chill 4. Not participating in an open rebellion against the golden order (at least not at the time, but he might be once he's done preparing his military power) 5. Didn't participate in the war of the shattering, sparing his men from demise 6. Guarded the entrance of a much greater threat to the lands between and its inhabitants (three fingers and its frenzied flame overlord), although it was just his illusion

@toastmaster914

8 күн бұрын

Not to mention, that one dude was loyal to him. So he must have been pretty cool

@jaypeadieL611

8 күн бұрын

What have we done!

@maxfrost5325

8 күн бұрын

The illusion cast of him as mohg the omen is actually done by morgott

@jaxryz_380

8 күн бұрын

im pretty sure the albinaurics ended up there on accident (mistakenly took the portal to Mohg's palace instead of the path to the haligtree) and then were stuck. Definitely not great that they're still stuck there

@Tatertotsareamazing

8 күн бұрын

At least Mohg only makes us fight his illusion once. Morgott has two fights where you are fighting an illusion of him.

Bro won the court and beat the allegations

I heared about moghvictim but miquellested is the new word for their relationship

Scarlet Rotussy is craaazzy 😂😂😂

@yoyobones4459

8 күн бұрын

I lost it when he said that lmao

@robertjones418

8 күн бұрын

I need it gang I keep them boluses on me

@Ayrus171

7 күн бұрын

i mean flame be cleansing me

@TheSOGchronicles

7 күн бұрын

​@@robertjones418with a faith build you can last for as long as you need with the right spells and the new blessed blue talisman for infinite magic

“Please, if you’re going after the rotussy at least take some preserving boluses” “Don’t worry. I wont last long enough to proc scarlet rot anyways”

@Firek_swordsman

8 күн бұрын

This is on a whole new level😂

@RustedBuddy5192

8 күн бұрын

​@@Firek_swordsman A new...... RL even?

"we could defeat consort radahn-" let me stop you right there.

Me over here trying to avoid spoilers Him:

@bobbytrillionaire

8 күн бұрын

Apparently you can’t read bc it says spoilers clearly

@darknesswave100

8 күн бұрын

Clearly says spoilers at the top of the video genius

@azle9311

7 күн бұрын

@@darknesswave100 clearly I wasn’t paying attention 😭

Wait wait wait. I think we need to add let me solo her into this conversation 😂

@toastmaster914

8 күн бұрын

He's not gonna say anything

@ThePhOeNiX86

8 күн бұрын

He already solod her...

@Niuel

8 күн бұрын

He is currently Let me Solo him 😂 Giving Messmer Nightmares

Miquella the freaky 💀

@hassangames9134

8 күн бұрын

Bro was trying to be like his mom and failed

@Cyloss87

8 күн бұрын

Freakquella

@yulfine1688

8 күн бұрын

​@hassangames9134 more so right the wrongs of his mother by using his power and manipulation to do so..

@jondandavekinanahan7488

7 күн бұрын

"Miquella the stinky" *THUNDER*

@JoseGreen-je2gu

6 күн бұрын

⚔️😩

Miquella is basically if Griffith and Makima had a baby.

@lordkars3971

Күн бұрын

Lmfao

Bro Mohg and Miquella are literally the definition of don't judge a book by its cover

Mohg was the Mohglested all along...we need to call Chris Hansen

@v1legend896

8 күн бұрын

Nah bro he was bein miquellested

@vinegardoppiovolo3004

8 күн бұрын

Are you stupid?

My Boy Radahn Couldn't Catch A Break Anymore We All Owe Mohg More Than An Apology Man I Feel So Bad For Radahn And Mohgwyn

@mackenzie_ish

8 күн бұрын

from my understanding radahn had already promised to be miquella's consort even before miquella decided to become a god. they genuinely did love each other at some point in time, it's only sad that miquella went insane. I mean, if you look at miquella's character model, he's wearing a wedding ring. he wanted to make a new world and radahn was the only person he wanted to bring with him, same as ranni does with you as her consort.

@quinacles

8 күн бұрын

​@@mackenzie_ish So radahn is gay? Cool.

@toastmaster914

8 күн бұрын

​@quinacles kinda. But, Miquella has this Marika/Radagon thing going on. So he can turn into a girl. I think the main takeaway is that radahn is into twinks.

@normanbestboi9117

8 күн бұрын

Consort doesnt always have intimate implications.​@@quinacles

@nameless-6300

8 күн бұрын

​@@mackenzie_ish nah he became a she

It's a nice nod that one of the best cheese strats for PC Radahn is hiding behind a shield poking with Mohgs Trident 😂

I gotta say, that dude knows what he's talking about. That scarlet rottussy is the finest in all of the lands between !

THE MIQUELLESTER

Mohg went from Mohglester to Mohglested

"I feel so bad for him" Meanwhile the palace full of the blood of his enemies intended for resurrecting his dynasty: 💀

@funnyvalentine6670

7 күн бұрын

We dont know how long since the shattering has been since Miquella could have been charming mohg for years

@wormwoodmain6677

7 күн бұрын

@@funnyvalentine6670 Mogh served the formless mother before he served Miquella. The formless mother is an outer god who turns blood into power. That's why there are a lot of blood related items, it's a whole thing, it didn't just "appear" out of nowhere due to miquellas charm. It does appear that Mogh increased the amount of blood the surgeons were collecting in an attempt to raise Miquella to godhood but the blood thing wasn't miquellas idea. It's the only way Mogh knows how to get more power due to his connection to the formless mother. The time frame for Mogh charm seems to be somewhere after he met the formless mother underground and before his disappearance from the haligtree.

@mrfrost6211

4 күн бұрын

​@@wormwoodmain6677let's be fair here we don't know how long he was charmed so we have no idea how bad his blood stuff was, for example miquella used blood to make his haligtree, and to my knowledge their is no direct Info saying they wanted him ti be genocidal or even attack others, only that she granted him power via his cursed blood This isn't to say their is no chance he was at all abit bad, but it is to be fair and say we have alot of possibilities to consider

@Dominated001

2 күн бұрын

​@@wormwoodmain6677the formless mother turns her own blood into power, just that there are some madmen who bleed themselves instead of bleeding their goddess

“That Scarlett rottussy got me *ACtin’ UP* “same bro. Same

I was actually really into Miquella and his lore before the DLC dropped. It seems anyone trying to become a god has to become a devil too.

@jare2067

8 күн бұрын

he still kinda bad tho

@smojjoe8733

8 күн бұрын

@@jare2067 absolute madness

@axelkabob

8 күн бұрын

​@@jare2067:Everyone will remember that

@shadowwhistle69

8 күн бұрын

@@jare2067miquella is manipulating people from beyond the grave it seems

@trashtalker8837

8 күн бұрын

​@@jare2067Are you sure because its not a sh- wait a Sec..

ROTUSSSYYY??!!! bro TRULY maidenless

I'm so sorry for you Mohgwyn 😭🙏 Prayers from Limgrave

@Mohgwyn_

7 күн бұрын

Thank you

MIQUELLESTED 😂😂😂

I love how he goes to explaining how elding ring dlc is not overpriced to 'mohglester'

@samuraitadpole5459

8 күн бұрын

Tbf that second one is very important

Mohglester, Lord of Periods

@ghostytoasty6976

8 күн бұрын

Formless mother just a freaky god who likes bleeding

Welp, just had the DLC spoiled for me in one scroll💀😭

Mohg beat the allegations

Guy at the end was wilding

@undrpaid

7 күн бұрын

No no, let him cook

Came into this thinking it was about the Mohglester, because I ignored the spoilers for DLC and then I come here to learn that it's actually the Miquellester Still like the Scarlet Rottussy if you know what I mean

I mean he ain't wrong👀

Damn i read the word "spoilers" and it still didn't click that there were going to be spoilers

@BurntBread01

8 күн бұрын

so, seeing the title as mohg and miquella explained as well as the spoiler tag and 7 seconds before it even got into spoiler territory was not enough?

@frannymak

8 күн бұрын

@@BurntBread01 yup

@BurntBread01

8 күн бұрын

@@frannymak fair enough

@lumanson21

7 күн бұрын

I was scrolling, didn't see the title

Nah bro is losing it

Turns out Miquella wasn't so kind

“Scarlet rotussy” yeah ok, bro’s hungry for crabs and yeast

Fuck, my brain skipped the spoiler thing and now my year is ruined 😢

"Ayo what?!" Lol

Someone say Griffith..... GrifFITH.... *GGGRRRIIIIIIIFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!*

I don't even wanna imagine how that "rottussy" looks 😅

Miquella is Griffith if he succeeded controlling guts and achieving his godhood.

To make it worse Miquella wanted to use his power to force everyone into peace which would have allowed the greater will to control the entirety of the lands between

@Samson-nl4pv

8 күн бұрын

He dint know he make the same mistake as maridagon did

“Officers you have to believe me! I was under a spell the whole time!” “Heh, that’s a new one.”

“I did nothing wrong”

THE GLAZE AT THE LAST PART💀

Love that I got spoiled before I could even read the word spoilers, gotta love the internet.

@9jayman0

8 күн бұрын

Kinda on you for actively browsing during a hyped event... you give it a month and return.

@darknesswave100

8 күн бұрын

The first part says I feel so bad for Mohg and that took 3 seconds. You couldn't read the top part of the video in that amount of time? Skill issue I guess

Have fun applying for a job buddy Digital footprint moment

Bro is wildin' 💀

Omen live matters is going to be a thing now 😂

Something I’ve kinda just realised… miquella now has spectral arms… which are seen during the phase transition… Think there might be a connection to ranni there? Both were close to becoming (one succeeding) in bringing about a new age and both discarding parts of themselves to do so…

@xx_rai510_xx3

8 күн бұрын

Maybe it’s a thing related to specific emperyans that reach god status. Miquella did eventually end up becoming a full on god after going through that gate at the end of the dlc

@ioreas4889

8 күн бұрын

Maybe they took some inspiration from Chaturbhuja? (The Hindu iconographic concept of symbolizing divinity and power through depictions of four arms)

@n2k970

8 күн бұрын

@@ioreas4889That’s what I thought of as well

@mmyr8ado.360

8 күн бұрын

No one's gonna point out the missing hand during that cutscene?

@Tatertotsareamazing

8 күн бұрын

Yea. I think it might be the discarding part that makes the two related.

Bro did it…bro beat the allegations

" ayo what " got me dieing on the ground 😂😂😂

Bro is free from the allegations

Technically Mohg already would've had the intention to kidnap him(quite literally) before Miquella charmed him. Although him falling in love might’ve been Miquella's doing but it did seem as though he already had the intention of using Miquella. Miquella merely took advantage of the opportunity since Radhan had just been affected by Malenia's scarlet rot and unless there's an item description explaining how Miquella big brained all of this then this is the most likely event to have had happened.

@v1legend896

8 күн бұрын

Or maybe mohg went to fight malenia but malenia wasnt there and then miquella put a spell on him

@tempest8746

8 күн бұрын

@@v1legend896 The only problem is that Mohg did it when Malenia was too busy going out on an all out war with Radhan and it was quite known since it wasnt just them fighting but their soilders. I can't really imagine Mohg didn't hear about it especially since he went out of his way to infiltrate and to kill the very few soilders whom remained purely because he didn't want anyone alive to see him so that people couldn't find out who stole Miquella.

@darknesswave100

8 күн бұрын

A consort doesn't necessarily mean they're in love with them. It could just mean a companion

@v1legend896

8 күн бұрын

@@tempest8746 maybe he didnt hear about it but cant protect him

@Vaga-Bard

6 күн бұрын

But, radahn was promised consort and his sister went to kill radahn. Did miquella charm malania, blade of miquella and have her chase radahn across the world? When was he promised that?

I wish there is an ending where you can break miquella’s charm of mohg then mohg accompanies us to the boss fight

basically miquella said he was of age when he wasnt he is the perpetrator, and mohg and radahn were victims he miquellested them

Scarlet rotussy 👇

And he probably controlled Malenia too and sent her to fight Radahn in Caelid so Miquella could acquire his soul as his consort. This means Miquella isn't only responsible for Mohg's demise, but also Radahn and Caelid becoming a hell hole.

@Samson-nl4pv

8 күн бұрын

He dint control malenia if he only asked her to fight radahn. If he did control malenia. Malenia would be in the dlc too bc she knew where miquella is. But she dint know

@j.madelozo8222

8 күн бұрын

@@Samson-nl4pv The word 'used' may be a more appropriate term than 'control'. In any case, even without being mind-controlled, Miquella used his sister to get what he wants, that is, to make Radahn his consort/lord by killing him and taking his soul (apparently, Miquella marched with Malenia to fight Radahn as per Freyja's words). With Malenia's rot guaranteeing Radahn's eventual demise, Miquella started the next phase of his plan and cocooned himself. At some point, he bewitched Mohg into stealing the cocoon to conduct blood magic experiments on it (Malenia was still asleep at this point). And this is how Miquella gained access Shadow Realm to follow Marika's footstep in becoming a god. It's basically his plan B for ascending to godhood after his plan A (Haligtree) failed.

Miquela really pulled a reverse uno on a mohglestation

I broke my entrie low half,But the rottussy was worth it

We must admit that Malenia is bad af, most Elden Ring fans would allow her to use her "special dance" on their swords

There is no wrong time for some Scarlet Rotussy simping

"Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying "

But only that even radahn didn’t want this

Jesus christ, man, a more apparent spoiler alert would've been cool.

Miq is griffiths basically and we guts remember guts berserk inspired the dark souls series

“Tell me… is it tight? Is it… scarlet?” - me

The rottusy is crazy😭

Miquella the moghlested is now Miquella the tickla

"Im mean we were thinking it, but he said it-"

Lol I've always told people MOGH was misunderstood and I'm glad I wear the sanguine noble robes and use the helice with my faith build time to avenge my fallen king

This fkin guy is hilarious 😂😂😂 “Griffith status” “scarlet rotussy” “moghlester”

I NEVER EVER WANR THE WORDS "Scarlet Rotussy" said near me ever again.

@shadowwhistle69

8 күн бұрын

Scarlet rotussy

@sugarpoyon2077

8 күн бұрын

Scarlet rotussy

@EugeneDorkdinkletonBonquavo

7 күн бұрын

She makes me bust my pest threads with that scarlet rotussy.

Sleeping on that miquellusy

ALLEGATIONS BEATEN

Average Reddit discussion

Miquella going for any muscle boy in sight

Why are we acting like mohg is some saint💀🙏

Feel awful Mogh: yea sure dude..

Poor Mogh, getting done dirty by Miquella the Tickella

Skimping for malenia is simply the cycle of elden ring conversations

Where that "Ayo" coming from? Bro spitting facts 😤

"Miquella is mine and mine alone"😢

Missed opportunity to call it "Scarlet Crotch"

What I love is that ultimately a child of Marika and Radagon compels a child of Marika and Godfrey to then use him as a vessel for a child of Radagon and Renala and in a sense uniting all of the houses together to fight us.

Frenzied flame for the win, the lore is too complicated for me to understand. I burn it all, no more complications

Never say those last seven words in that order again, please.

He stole my "Miquellested" joke😭

No one can escape the captivating appeal of the 8 foot tall ROTUSSY.

He just tickling her left arm😂😂😂

that brain rot got him down bad

" Scarlett Rotussy got me acting up!" Wait what the FU--

I'm so dead, but I didn't see the Griffith comparison until you mentioned it

From Mohglester to Mohglested