I'm a simple man. I see James Acaster doing his ready-to-eat apricots bit, I click like.

09:09 james's burn was impeccable

@davidoreilly7328

2 жыл бұрын

James won this episode with that burn alone

Since the invention of "everything on demand" I have barely seen live TV since 2011. Every now and then my ex would have this on when I came bk from work and the first time I saw Rob Beckett I thought he came from one of them dumb reality shows and I couldn't stand him. Now he's my favorite comedian he's top notch in everything he's in. Even the parenting podcast lol.... So am glad I've found this episode cheers for uploading it 👍👍

Between Rob Beckett and Ellie Taylor, this episode contains 86% of your daily calcium.

@WaqasKhan-nz2bm

4 жыл бұрын

what. a stupid joke

@DiemNguyen-jh7zs

4 жыл бұрын

Mcyyvl t

@cannaweallgetalong7168

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hahaha, 😏

@afrog2666

3 жыл бұрын

LoL xD

@kieranhardy581

3 ай бұрын

Don't mind extra calcium on a girl. And in fact I've got some protein for her.

23:45 as Josh casually falls up the step

@philipwilliams5808

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to my comment

I love Rob asking the question we were all thinking. Obviously if it wasn't Ed it must have been Tiernan.

@Spitfyre1011

Жыл бұрын

What if it was Graham Norton 😂

I love all of these comedy show.. Bristish humor is GREAT...TRUE AND GREAT!

Did anyone catch the reference to Rocky Horror when Andy said, "Just a jump to the left"?

If a politician wants to do something to a Beatle's exhaust, they better hurry up cos there's only 2 of them left

Watching this season through as a playlist, seeing the second time Josh has mentioned the Frank Lampard thing. I mean, it's still funny, it's just pretty surreal.

22:51 rare footage of James Acaster actually wetting himself laughing.

This is awesome

18.40 Feel the burn!

Ma Berry- "you've left her in too long", at least she wouldn't have a soggy bottom! ROFLAO.🤣

Hang on, was Ellies Spit roast joke as dirty as i think it was? I dunno if Brits have the same meaning for that as Aussies...

@yuridegtyarenko1528

8 жыл бұрын

+NayLouise24 Yup. Although, technically speaking, it makes no sense. Spit roasting happens DURING sex, not after. Not that I'd know, or anything.

@LyokoGirl720

8 жыл бұрын

+NayLouise24 Nah I think it was just straight forwardly about meat

@LilyFitzgerald

8 жыл бұрын

+NayLouise24 it was, hence the looks and there'll be some come-backs on the outtakes, but she didn't mean it to be, another bint not thinking

@LilyFitzgerald

8 жыл бұрын

+NayLouise24 probably depends on the blood alcohol content. Even sober people like a diddle, but how many sober people look at a kebab the same way?

@moregasmthepowerful2959

8 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah it was.

0:40 No, it's the beginning on the world's most marrowing sex education lesson.

@santiagoperez5431

8 жыл бұрын

That would have been perfect

@patriottomyself

5 жыл бұрын

I believe you meant "harrowing"?

@WibblyPigNZ

5 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid "marrowing" has it.

@patriottomyself

5 жыл бұрын

@@WibblyPigNZ Must be a British term

@VeritasMiles

4 жыл бұрын

@@patriottomyself Nope, not really. A marrow is (also) the name of the gourd vegetable that he is holding (I didn't know that either until I googled it)). So "marrowing" is a pun there.

When you have mates the battery goes down!... 🤣🤣

I would quite literally bet my life that either Greg Davies or Rhod Gilbert was the comic who shat in the tub (hell they both mightve done it lol)

I've actually seen ads for bacon-flavoured vapes! :D

22:00 mark was Dara and James competing for joke surfing.

Ellie is so beautiful

@paulreeves7249

4 жыл бұрын

Common as muck

I usually use to seeing all the comments being about how unfunny Josh or Rob. It isn't usually aimed at James.

5:45 The minute where 6 men have an internal porn hub intro playing in their heads.

Can anyone help me figure out what exactly Josh says at 5:17? I get "Or you can just chew an Oxo cube if you were getting like ____", and I can't make out the last word at all

@elliotkouame3849

4 жыл бұрын

“Pangs”, I think?

Ellie is fucking gorgeous!

@scrumpyhunter8561

3 жыл бұрын

As long as her teeth don't scrape your sac too bad then it's ok = agreed

@afrog2666

3 жыл бұрын

She`s quite attractive, a bit skinny hehe

@casbot71

2 жыл бұрын

@@scrumpyhunter8561 So you're not into Rob Beckett either then?

@scrumpyhunter8561

2 жыл бұрын

@@casbot71 Sorry but I also don't bat for the other team.. apart from that I think Rob is a seriously good comedian, quality eh

@casbot71

2 жыл бұрын

@@scrumpyhunter8561 It's just your came across as a teethsexual 😬

I can't believe that they are still censoring their names on those light signs ;-)

@Whigu

3 жыл бұрын

@Martin Hargrave :-D

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

These people have names? I thought they were all secret agents, criminals, or just John and Janne Does....

@jamalpeoples3736

2 жыл бұрын

It's not their names idiots.

For those (like me) annoyed that they interrupted the bit before getting to the point: 28 Sept 2015 - "NASA Confirms Evidence That Liquid Water Flows on Today’s Mars"

Ooh beefy

Hugh is on spot so often... it's no wonder he's chips to Dara's fish...

@malcolmdale

2 жыл бұрын

I would like Hugh if he could remove the unnecessary expletives - often the same boring F word.

@cannaweallgetalong7168

Жыл бұрын

@@malcolmdale Unless its an obvious amount, expletives have never been what turns me on or off to someone's particular type of humour🤷‍♀️👍☮

can anyone in the UK confirm if the continuity announcer actually repeated James Acaster's line from the last segment?

@Cunnanejoe

5 жыл бұрын

No, but there was an episode with the same topic where Hugh Dennis said something about the announcer being naked and after the show she made a comment about being fully clothed.

James really nailed this episode!!

"Where's the photographer..." :D

Answer: 5 years Question: what is stuck on my eyes?

@hawkpaul8735

4 жыл бұрын

What a surprise.

27:56 gained a very interesting new angle since then…

17:48 the lowest James’ voice has ever been

5:54 wow

1:54 for Jeremy Corbyn playing the marrow

Darrell Breen and Rob Peckish ?

Interesting, we call it tap, not touch down in Canada.

Wish they would have said for picture of the week: Is it a picture of a vegetable and a marrow

Ellie Taylor+Spit roast=Tissue shortage here!!!

Didn’t get tap until 2018.

I'm a simple man. I see Ellie Taylor, I click.

@simonhool3073

4 жыл бұрын

lewis piper How unoriginal.

@Louiscypher93

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonhool3073 wasn't trying to be

@Lydia-tt3yi

4 жыл бұрын

0

@Lydia-tt3yi

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonhool3073 0

@Lydia-tt3yi

4 жыл бұрын

P00

Does anyone know who the comedian who shat in the bath was?

Farms grow vegetables

Wow chubby Frodo Baggins is quite funny isn't he?

Kasparov's wife get out and back home too often. I wonder what she's doing outside. Maybe he could catch her next time.

Belting episode

That top gear joke tho

thats how ukip leaders greet their audience "I speak, You kip" xx

😷👍 8/2020

what happened to episode 9?

@kkachi

8 жыл бұрын

+James Fakeri You mean the one where everyone went on about David Cameron having his knob in a pig? It's still around, but I can see how some people would want that episode to go away. I suspect you might have similar difficulty finding last week's episodes of Celebity Juice and The News Quiz.

@thetrainsrock

8 жыл бұрын

+Kkachi yeah well lol. i dont think its true but id still like to watch it. but thanks for the warnings for the other shows

@kkachi

8 жыл бұрын

An uploader called "the hunted" has the episode you want.

@thetrainsrock

8 жыл бұрын

Kkachi i think i saw it by him while trying to look for it. thanks though

@Observ45er

8 жыл бұрын

+James Fakeri Just put "Mock the Week Series 14 Episode 9" in at the top and search.

28:05 this is a bit ironic cos I said foreskin in class and got a detention for it

James Acaster and Josh Widdicome on the same episode! Shouldn’t space/time have collapsed? 😉

Tut tut rob....top gear watched all over the world...

You working at piccadilly circus snd you volunteered to donate t your salary:apropos don't makes online shopping to clean theIT your accounts

spit...roast

Is anyone confused how ellie, Andy and Josh actually won? I am. James, hugh and rob got all the points yet some how they lost? Wtf?

@loritracy1385

3 жыл бұрын

Catch up- "the points don't matter"!

@That_Guy_Olly

3 жыл бұрын

@@loritracy1385 I've looked at other vids and they appear to matter

@maxbarnt3835

3 жыл бұрын

@@That_Guy_Olly They never matter in british panel shows. Even in shows where they don't give out points randomly, they don't matter.

Ellie Taylor - you just would 🤭

I heard excitement in The Damage Report's voice . No offence Nina Turner but have you met Jezza Corbyn? Cage of fools - I Almost did. Allegedly.

Really, tho... what are they calling that squash?

Ellie Taylor is well tasty.. fwwahhhh! - Morgan Freeman. Also me.

Have anybody ever told Ellie how beautiful she is?

@cannaweallgetalong7168

3 жыл бұрын

Go ahead. Since you need something to do

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

You'll be the first...surely

21:56 kinky

Happy birthday for the internet international MOTHER'S day in the 8 of March Do you have some celebrity day to commemorate??when is your mother dayin 11 or 21 March???

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Re. Ellie's spit roast joke, she said AFTER sex, so does that mean when she's done with her b/friend or hubby, she then invites a third party into the room to provide the extra prong for a both end insertion?

@mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722

5 жыл бұрын

Oscar Travis ohhh I Hope so ❤️💚🌈🧡

@MisterSolitude

Жыл бұрын

i dont understand

@snowfloofcathug

10 ай бұрын

​@@MisterSolitude a spit roast isn't just to do with food, it is also slang for a specific sex act involving 3 people

14:12 what food is in that picture, seems an odd arrangement of beans, eggs, mushrooms, and two red-orange circles i cannot identify, is that all on the same plate?

Has anybody told Ellie what a spit roast can also be? ;)

@ThumpRat

5 жыл бұрын

you think she was talking about a rotating pig?

@MattOGormanSmith

4 жыл бұрын

Only if they bought her pizza first.

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

A sexual act you never performed?

Josh was funny for a change

This is a kind of pumpkin we have this pumpkin is the form like pears :you can cook 3after you clean the skin in sun flower oil onoin pep6 garlic and ad the end salt pepper and cream single or double.If you don't what's to eat meat you can eat some eggs from chicken or hen.It is a kind of food: other way to cook the pumkin :like the :meat :you put salt: black pepper,akd you cut in pieces you hwho will cook the pumpkin: in white flour anf eggs and cook every piece in hot sun flower oils: to resists ai cooking in case some body whant to eat??

@davegartland4231

3 жыл бұрын

Wow,this was edited!?!

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

No

@lordeden2732

3 ай бұрын

That was a vegetable marrow

Damn. Hoped this was the one with Ellie Taylor in a mini skirt.

@mariotaz

3 жыл бұрын

Dem leggings, doe

Hello everyone enjoyed your JOKES you can afford to vivir Strasbourg in case you have problem to take your SALARIES My sister make un my name complain???what about yourself???

DO YOU HAVE PROBLEM TO TAKE YOUR SALARIES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS?? I AM A FEFR.

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

No

Tonight on the discovery channel, Rob Beckett's neck, where is it? And what the fuck happened to it?

steam is not gaseous water Dara

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

Vape nation y'all

@andrewjohnson6716

2 жыл бұрын

That is actually exactly steam is. What do you think steam is composed of?

@raysgr

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewjohnson6716 steam is tiny water droplets. Gaseous water is water vapour.

@andrewjohnson6716

2 жыл бұрын

@@raysgr You appear to be the minority opinion. Encyclopedia Britannica - Steam: odourless, invisible gas consisting of vaporized water. It is usually interspersed with minute droplets of water, which gives it a white, cloudy appearance. Wikipedia - Steam is water in the gas phase. Geothermal Energy Congress - Steam constitutes water at a temperature/pressure state where it exists as a vapor or gaseous state. Whereas wet-steam is used to describe water vapor interspersed with aerated water droplets.

@raysgr

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe not a minority. Water Vapor Definition When we boil a kettle of water, we can see the steam coming out of the spout. Or, when we look up at the sky, we see beautiful shapes in the clouds. We know that both of these things happen due to water evaporating. But did you know that evaporated water (water in the gaseous state), called water vapor, is invisible? So, how do we see the steam coming out the kettle and the clouds in the sky? What we are seeing is actually liquid water suspended in the air by water vapor.

21:09 Who else used to think PETA was cool until they started doing sh#t like this?

@joekunedo

5 жыл бұрын

They are absolute morons now. 🤣

@marvinmeeker5765

3 жыл бұрын

Never thought they were cool. They euthanize 80% of the animals that come under their care!!! Animal rights indeed!!

Labour Leader Corbyn---eventually tossed out of his own Party over his Anti-Semitism....always enjoy these episodes--watching the Panel fawn over him, only to have to have to eat Crow....makes it all the more funnier.....

Josh - not funny. Acaster - CLICK on immediately.

jokey joke mr. bus man but meat still drives global warming. nothing anyone says can change that. i recommend eating meat around than 200 days a year if you want to start eating less meat. enough to matter without, hopefully, making you crazy. i also recommend eating traditional foods from cultures that do meatless cooking well instead of the meat imitations/substitutions that you’ll find in supermarkets. jet aircraft, construction with concrete , personal automobiles, fast fashion, and suburbs are all driving global warming, but nothing does more to overheat our planet than war. this, right now, is the 6th great extinction event in earth’s history. of course the earth has a history of climate change, but the man made changes to our atmosphere are causing change to happen about 100 times faster than ever before. this is going to be bad. there are already islands that have been abandoned because they no longer have fresh water due to sea level rising. different people react differently to signs that it’s time to make a change. some people recognize necessity based on information. they make changes to come into alignment with the new understanding of reality. some people look to their friends and follow the trends whatever concept of reality they hold no matter how many contradictions they must reconcile. and, of course, every kind in between. but, we need to cooperate with each other now, accept reality as it comes, abandon our foolish prejudices and be happy with life. if life isn’t good enough for you then i don’t want to know you. ☮️

@lordeden2732

3 ай бұрын

What utter dribble

@patrickmaline4258

3 ай бұрын

@@lordeden2732 the word you’re looking for is “drivel”. also, i believe you will find that the world you live on does not care about your opinion. reality just is, and you not liking it won’t change it in the least. also, notice that i recommend 200 days a year to start with. cutting down by a few days every 6 months or so until, ultimately you are eating meat about 40 or 50 days a year. in the long run your health will improve. no one is going to save us from ourselves. we must grow up, accept reality and adapt. unfortunately, our economy depends on continuing self destruction. so, individuals acting in the interest of the whole world, must reject what they’re selling unless it is in harmony with nature. nobody’s gonna get rich, but we will all be much better off. ☮️ ❤️.

add Ramesh instead of ellie and this would be the best currant teams

@vallikalli

7 жыл бұрын

it's Romesh you dip

@bronxcheer1484

5 жыл бұрын

Orlanzo Telfer currant!

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

How is misogyny and bad spelling working out for you?

@86lanzo

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommulder9420 Yes because if I say anything negative about a women it's misogyny because I'm not allowed to say that Ramesh is a funnier comedian than Ellie.. Yes because feminists fought so women can be coddled and treated like delicate snowflakes and not be given the same treatment that I would give to the many other male comedians that aren't as funny as Ramesh... But no..we should have a woman there..not because of merit but because she's woman.. You're the real misogynist because you clearly don't believe women are capable of handling the same treatment as men.

@86lanzo

3 жыл бұрын

@@vallikalli wow I spelled a guy's name wrong...grow the hell up...I bet Ramesh himself wouldn't even care... Do ppl have so little going on in their lives to make such an issue of something that's such a non issue...ppl spell my name wrong every day..I even give them my driving license and they still spell it wrong.. because they hear something common close to my name in their head...I barely even mention it because it's so minor.

Top Gear is justified. Grow up.

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

Top Gear was always trash... move on

Comedians waxing ignorant about meatless eating.

To go at toi3you nerd money to buy food and to invest in dental surgery if you a smoker and you smoke weed with alcohol: you can discover the real money Do you think you are in India Army or you want to do Brexit from NATO's???

@tommulder9420

3 жыл бұрын

No

it used to be a satire show but it has turned into nothing but a tory propaganda mouthpiece who are following their paymasters dictates

@HarryNicNicholas

2 жыл бұрын

it used to be a satire show but it has turned into nothing but a lefty propaganda mouthpiece who are following their paymasters dictates

This series is a little heavy on the charity casting of that Conan O'Brien/Harry Potter guy. He's likeable enough, but it's like dead air when he cuts in to make another random Aspy spazbro quip. It would help if he were funny.

Josh Widdecombe's laugh is so bloody annoying, it's like a nervous tick.

Without Frankie Boyle, this show is crap.

@MattJames1958

8 жыл бұрын

+Drive Easy Don't watch it then

@krileayn

8 жыл бұрын

+Drive Easy If it's not crap, it must be Frankie Boyle.

@annother3350

5 жыл бұрын

This was a great episode

@henrikbger4111

5 жыл бұрын

without this show, Frankie Boyle is crap ... no, wait ...he actually still would be

@joekunedo

5 жыл бұрын

Without you, your parents were proud.

Ellie brought nothing to this episode. Is this lady a comedian?

@benmoore7990

4 жыл бұрын

There's upwards of three other ones. With different coloured hair and everything.

would prefer this show without dara o'brian

@laurenmcmillan4399

7 жыл бұрын

Why

@atomicelk2307

7 жыл бұрын

Lauren McMillan I personally find him to be obnoxious and irritating. I'm not though trying to impose my view on you or anyone else

@mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722

6 жыл бұрын

It's only Dara in charge n Hugh in the middle on the left that give the show any continuity at all xxx

@joekunedo

5 жыл бұрын

Would prefer this comment thread without you

Some show with these ads would have been a good idea. 🧐

Saw Widdecombe live. That's an hour of my life l won't get back. Painfully unfunny.