Some brilliant one liners in this “How many stars did Brian Cox tell Dara there were in the sky before they kissed for the first time?” “Religiously... I’m not religious.”

@vickash1072

5 жыл бұрын

Aish Ed i paused to look for this comment . That was 👌

@fif477rumjitnes8

3 жыл бұрын

That joke about WOW-Airlines has aged perfectly.

Tom allens description of football, top notch😂

@medievalist

3 жыл бұрын

I adore Tom, especially when he is mocking how boring sport is.

@centurionquincy3899

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never watched english football, so I’m taking Tom’s description as an average game.

@monkeyatanofficedesk9253

2 жыл бұрын

@@medievalist you're just lazy

@EightThreeEight

2 жыл бұрын

@@centurionquincy3899 Don't worry; you're not missing much.

@EightThreeEight

Жыл бұрын

@@hexzas I find myself utterly unable to get remotely excited about football. If others like it, that's fine, but I just find it an insufferably boring game to watch.

In the performance section, Ellie has the PERFECT VOICE for the programme announcer.

@dethledr

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect casting in the Mash Report.

That joke about WOW-Airlines has aged perfectly.

@liboud22

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because after hearing the joke, people stopped taking WOW flights!! Probably....

Ari's stand up routine was one of the better ones I've heard on this segment in a while.

@trve_ingvar

5 жыл бұрын

retnavybrat seemed so much like a George Carlin routine

@jakamneziak

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably inspired by that and if that's the case that's why it's so funny. To be fair Ari focused more on the gender stereotype rather than the language issues that Carlin referred to but it's refreshing to see someone looking at George Carlin's work and getting inspired to make his own. One of the funnier sketches in recent years to be fair.

@kerrygiles2091

5 жыл бұрын

Shes hot

@orenrob1914

5 жыл бұрын

PC comedy for adults?

@corbeau-_-

4 жыл бұрын

I actually skipped through it towards the end... and I love Carlin (and Pryor). Carlin mocks humanity as a whole and the crappy systems we (and our greed) implement, the awkward habits and judgements we have and he wraps his stories up in a neat little package, connecting A B and C of his joke to show something ridiculous about ourselves or society... Ari is too sweet and just did a small segment and exaggerated it to an absurd extent (the pilot talking gibberish, all the old men being conservative, 'wow' being a bad thing...). It lacked depth and balance, imo and wasn't believable as a premise. Carlin would've at least burned the old men to the ground, for having a double standard - 'sarcasm, irony & wit' as his middle name.

Ari is a brilliant comedian. . Seen him many times here in Iceland. I love how he handled him self in the show. And the t-shirt. Epic

@russetmantle1

3 жыл бұрын

I only glimpsed the T-shirt, but it looks like a Hulli Dagsson design? Would you agree? I think they're pals, so that would make sense.

@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587

3 жыл бұрын

@@russetmantle1 you are correct. It's Dagsson design. I got few. Maybe they are friends. I would not be surprised. Brilliant t-shirts .

@kanedaku

3 жыл бұрын

@@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587 I never saw it properly so I thought it was a cartoon shouting "HU!" like the football crowd

@drewcampbell8555

2 жыл бұрын

A good comedian he may be, but will he make a good mayor of Reykjavik?

@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewcampbell8555 good question. Ari is not interested in running the shitshow when reykjavík get rid of dagur...

Hugh is so good at the picture of the week game. He always gets the right answer in the end.

James Acaster is an absolute LEGEND. I cry with laughter whenever he is a guest on the show. He's so spontaneous.

@ghomerhust

Жыл бұрын

he blurts out the funniest things with the best timing

I miss James and Ed on episodes together. They've just got the perfect dynamic

Jesus, Ari Eldjarn is great... They need him on the show more

@boashannibalsson1414

5 жыл бұрын

Trek001 he is from and lives in Iceland so he can’t come every week

@Eisenwulf666

5 жыл бұрын

Btw genuinely curious, shouldn't he be called Eldjarnson ?

@kristinkristjonsdottir3410

5 жыл бұрын

Eisenwulf666 his name is actually like, a regular family name. the vast majority of icelanders names end with son or dóttir but some people have family names that just pass through the generations.

@Strict666

4 жыл бұрын

We used to have the same here in Sweden but nowadays the "-son" names just gets inherited and we don't change them =)

@davidedwards3361

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you telling Jesus?

Ellie should be a more regular guest, her brand of comedy really suits the show !

more people have seen this than there are Icelandic people

@lolekap

3 жыл бұрын

who?

@goawaydonttalktome7780

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolekap who what?

@lolekap

3 жыл бұрын

@@goawaydonttalktome7780 who asked

@goawaydonttalktome7780

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolekap nobody but I can still state a fact in the comment section, technically KZread asked if I wanted to comment by having it

ari was hilarious, have him over more often!

James Acaster was in excellent form this episode, just brilliant🤣

The joke Tom told at 11:06 is a variation on a really old joke from around 1900, told many times in many forms, but often attributed to Winston Churchill, Groucho Marx, or Oscar Wilde. A man and a woman are arguing and the woman says something like “If I were married to you I would put poison in your tea!” And the man replies “If I were married to you I would drink it!”

Definately the funniest episode in a long time imo

And in the end all the children died. That is literally the ending of the Narnia book series.

@LoneKharnivore

5 жыл бұрын

Higher up and further in!

@LivvyHackett

4 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert

@calebmcintosh1991

3 жыл бұрын

That's not true! Susan survived. Because she liked boys and lipstick. CS Lewis had some fun hangups.

@michaelharrison3602

2 жыл бұрын

I've also seen Ari in Iceland or was it Tescos

@lilymarinovic1644

Жыл бұрын

@@calebmcintosh1991 hey if lipstick and liking boys can save you from.a horrible death then great!

Liked Ari right from the 1st joke. New to the show & starts the jokes off with a strong one. Would like to see him back on the show

Love Tom Allen :) time to go read that parable again 😂

@cordeliapalmer5800

5 жыл бұрын

patty89forever If you have not listened to the radio show “Bleak Expectations,” it is spectacular. He stars in it, and Anthony Head plays the antagonist. Both are so utterly brilliant.

really enjoyed Ari Eldjarn here

24:25 I like how Ari does the posh accentless news reporter voice and then devolves into an entertaining British “AW CRIST” while holding his head

5:30 Thank you for the shout-out, Hugh.

The Icelandic soccer player also directed the music video for their Eurovision 2012's entry!

22:43 Hughe literally looks like hide the pain Harold

Ari Eldjarn looks like the model for that weird Cristiano Ronaldo bust.

I wish that they had Ari Eldjarn on more. He’s brilliant!

When it 2 years since this came out and we've only just got a deal

Oh Ellie Taylor, you goddess... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaelfenn4479

5 жыл бұрын

Goddess?? Not funny at all.....and wears a lotof makeup.....you lez

@abbiethebookhoarder6071

5 жыл бұрын

Have you vented all your homophobia and mysoginy for the day or do you need to let more out? Cause the KZread comment section is the place for that!

@brydon5721

5 жыл бұрын

She is stunning and hilarious.

@reyhanziad8974

5 жыл бұрын

Abigail Be proud of being lesbian. There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian and you are a lesbian who loves Ellie taylor which is perfectly fine. Be strong against the homophobic, misogynist stoic peoples

@abbiethebookhoarder6071

5 жыл бұрын

Reyhan Ziad a little beside the point??

and thanks to no limitation we are all having a very fine evening indeed.

Ari was so funny 😂 love this ep 😂

Yay gaman að sjá Ari Eldjárn 💛

"In the end, all the children died." In Struuwelpeter, although not all of them.

@annnee6818

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah some just end up horribly maimed. That's 19th century German children's books for ya😁

I'm going to miss this program. I'm in the state of Missouri USA and this is and will always be the best show ever. Maybe the US will come up with a show like this.

@WhitmeisterG

2 ай бұрын

Mock the week was based on who’s line is it anyway so I suppose you already did lol

the banter about dara and brian cox is just awesome

Hugh definitely missed a great opportunity to do Scenes in his chair.

Tom Allen always makes me laugh (garriage🤣🤣), Ellie was excellent! Loved having Ari on, his stand up was spot on! Ed is always a great addition. But when you put James with them... boom- Magic!!🔥🔥🔥💖

Thanks for posting!

"All the children died, the end" 🤣

Wonderful Thanks so much x.

Narnia! love it :) Thanks Hugh!

Thank you so much for uploading this! I live in a country which hasn't been blessed with Mock the week so you always make my week!

What a great lineup

I love James and Hugh and Tom ... so funny

The section about the hair reminded me of a toy that I had as a child it was metal shavings and a small pencil like magnet and you could make faces with it.

Hugh cracks me up. That man is hilarious.

Thank you ♥️

"Is it for a 10 pound stake how much will I win if narnia win the world cup" Best answer

that flipping fresh marmelade was creepy

@GrahamCStrouse

5 жыл бұрын

I was rather aroused, actually...

@ConstantChaos1

4 жыл бұрын

And hilarious

I love that Tom has come dressed in the Gulf racing livery lol

That first joke... RIP Philip

I feel the same about Tom’s description of soccer match. 🇦🇺❤️AFL

In the US, we have a version of the Viking Clap called Boom Boom Clap, or BBC for short. Kind of funny, given the initials of the channel this program originally aired on.

6:17: "I don't know why people call it the thunderclap, that just sounds like some terrible disease..." It is a actually a name for a headache that is severe and sudden-onset.

@robertdale2964

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's the sound thunder makes. Which was then used by headache sufferers to dramatise a little pain in the head.

Tom Allen is so funny talking about football.

Ari's comedy style reminds me a lot of Adam Hill's comedy style.

The Viking Clap originated at Motherwell FC in Scotland.

And Then he sat in a car set 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shagger Pete had me

DO DE TING WE BRORT YU HER TE DO... viking clap Hugh doing the owl clap and twit twhugh 😂

Eli Taylor is sooo fit. Dream girl.

@SuperGamli

5 жыл бұрын

Hot and funny. Is that allowed?

@MisterBuffers

5 жыл бұрын

blehh nahh good job she’s not funny, then.

@annnee6818

5 жыл бұрын

@@MisterBuffers Humor is subjective you tit

@MisterBuffers

5 жыл бұрын

Ann Nee hence why no-one laughs when she speaks.

@annnee6818

4 жыл бұрын

@@MisterBuffers That was so dumb I didn't even bother to reply until now. You don't find her funny. Wooow. Lots of other people do. Whaddaya gonna do about it? Whine some more?

I'm in tears of laughter

That very first joke has not aged well, RIP

Does anyone know where Ed Byrne was this series?

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

Leprechaun university.

Tom Allen is hilarious

Hugh Dennis actual first name is Peter. Peter Hugh Dennis. Two Kettering legends on the show James and Hugh.

Just noticed Ari has a Viking Clap shirt.

Excellent description of soccer.

@sAzu27

5 жыл бұрын

you mean Football

@vallikalli

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, the British came up with the name "soccer" to distinguish it from "rugger", and were using it well into the 80s. But suit yourself.

@genericwhitemale6089

5 жыл бұрын

its football yankee

@genericwhitemale6089

5 жыл бұрын

@@vallikalli guns are supposed to be used in self defense or hunting, not on innocent school children but suit yourself

@joenuts4099

4 жыл бұрын

@@genericwhitemale6089 jeez you really are generic

Ellie Taylor... Best legs in Comedy? Toss up between her and Eddie Izzard!

@mkiel705

3 жыл бұрын

Ellie

The Viking Clap needs to replace the Mexican Wave!

Hello from quarantine 2020

@42Fern42

3 жыл бұрын

Hello from quarantine 2021 (😢)

LMFAO! I hate football which is probably why this is so funny!!!

1:07 Not unless you're talking about seconds.

1:06 well not anymore

Ari is awesome. I wiah he'd tour in America. Great show over all.

Ellie reminds me of one of my cousins. She stands at nearly six feet as it is, but loves to wear heels.

@GrahamCStrouse

5 жыл бұрын

I thought you were going somewhere else after that first sentence...

@michaelfenn4479

5 жыл бұрын

So your cousin never says anything remotely funny or witty either....and is man height??

@retnavybrat

5 жыл бұрын

+michael Fenn I'd say she has an average sense of humor. And, yes, she really is very tall for a woman. I don't remember her exact height, but it's not too far from six feet.

@chokinonashes61

5 жыл бұрын

michael Fenn I bet you're fun at parties..

@badgersgetabadname

5 жыл бұрын

michael Fenn Is an Incel

Need more comedians like Ari on MTW, the other kids should take a page from his book on how to actually be funny

@mememachine8954

5 жыл бұрын

Are you insane? "old white men" hahah is not a funny. How can you actually say Ari was funnier than Hugh . Or are you just trying to be political correct?

@EthanZawisza_EZas314

5 жыл бұрын

Ari is the weakest link in this episode, bar none.

@amirpourghoureiyan1637

5 жыл бұрын

It seems people watch this show for different reasons now, name one joke that any of the young lot did, besides James, that wasn't vulgar or offensive and was actually funny. There's already 114 people agreeing with a similar comment to mine compared to the measly 3 people disagreeing, showing that the majority prefer his approach over the usual members

@amirpourghoureiyan1637

5 жыл бұрын

Meme Machine I said the other "kids" - meaning the right panel members, how is Hugh a kid? No offence to Hugh but you need to get an eye test if you think he's a young person XD

Tom Allen looking like agent 47

I’m in the US when I get a pain pill at the emergency room. They always tell me to give my charge card to someone so I don’t do impulse spending while on the drug. I guess because they want to make sure their charge goes through first

8:43 That answers one question I've had on my mind

Thunderclap= thunder gonorrhea

@annnee6818

4 жыл бұрын

We got it😂

Ari was superb.

@annnee6818

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

I want Ari to come back!

News of the World, Mock of the Week!

Ed Gamble reminds me of every person at school who thought they were the class clown...

@jim.the.editor

5 жыл бұрын

@Mc Lockwoodface that statement is funnier than any of his material.

I’m not gay. But Tom Allen absolutely NAILED soccer.

I like the viking clap

ed gamble 😍🥰😍🥰

Ed gamble is fantastic

My Entry for the news scenario: Looking at the recent merger between Asda and Sainsburys, I'm wondering why Aldi and Lidl don't just take over the earth

ed that was genius YOUR OUT OBI, LOL 💔😅🌟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Ari Eldjárn. OMG I am dying :D

7:00 look at the audience , go on , look at them laugh.

Hugh had a rough night this monday!!!!

I think the joke is "toss you through window"

I wonder...If men fly a plane from the cockpit, do women fly a plane from the box office?

@annnee6818

4 жыл бұрын

This should have got a reply sooner😂

@lynjabee

2 жыл бұрын

Oh this is a gooood one

It was Hugh-nanymous...

Brexit explained perfectly in one sentence

I just wish there were more adverts you can't skip

3.4 billion = Stevie Wonder's score in his one and only round of golf.

Love Ed and James ED HAS A TATTOO??

@__Philip__311

4 жыл бұрын

He has multiple. Watch him on Taskmaster.