Mitchell & Webb - Vectron

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By Vectron's beard!

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  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 Жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine that this wasn't even a sci-fi setting before it all started, just a normal office or something. All this progress happened in three weeks under Vectron's inspiring light.

  • @momon969

    @momon969

    Жыл бұрын

    Through Vectron's blessing, this branch of Staples has finally subdued the Jorgall Union, giving us free access to the Andromeda cluster!

  • @maasro

    @maasro

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean, they developed warp engines, space travel, a galactic empire and what not all in three weeks? THis Vectron must be something. For Vectron!

  • @bobbyfeet2240

    @bobbyfeet2240

    Жыл бұрын

    @@maasro Do not question what Vectron can do, for his powers are endless. Praise Vectron!

  • @ABW941

    @ABW941

    11 ай бұрын

    I guess thats what they are implying. They were just a normal company and after turning to vectron they became an interstellar empire.

  • @jameslarimer9211

    @jameslarimer9211

    11 ай бұрын

    @@maasro I think it's interesting to take this idea even further. Maybe there were no advancements, but they just imagine prosperity and progress because of Vectron. Maybe they don't even imagine. The closest thing they do to imply the future is a) the decorations and dress, which could easily just be religious iconography, and b) the phrase "galactic endeavor". But notice they didn't say INTERgalactic endeavor. In our society, without access to other galaxies, ALL endeavors are galactic endeavors. They just like the crisp snappy uniforms and snazzy decor. You know, like Catholics.

  • @jeremyskinner564
    @jeremyskinner5643 жыл бұрын

    I love how they narrow it down to either a) The ancient Scrolls of Vectron discovered in the first age of Vectron, or b) last Thursday when Pete took a sick day

  • @StarlasAiko

    @StarlasAiko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Both dates coincidentally coincide.

  • @waynemarvin5661

    @waynemarvin5661

    2 жыл бұрын

    The scrolls were written in the first age of Vectron. Discovered possibly last Thursday.

  • @TheWizardOfBonk

    @TheWizardOfBonk

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is indeed the plot and subject of the sketch! Well identified

  • @tee2567

    @tee2567

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@StarlasAiko But by mere happenstance.

  • @davesy6969

    @davesy6969

    2 жыл бұрын

    "By Plectrum!" Doesn't sound nearly as good. "By Vectron's shiny shoes!"

  • @Skinz01
    @Skinz013 жыл бұрын

    This is what it looks like when your empire changes ethics in Stellaris.

  • @Danbutch24

    @Danbutch24

    Жыл бұрын

    So true! XD

  • @EugeneOneguine

    @EugeneOneguine

    Жыл бұрын

    Steve is when we forget that ethics were changed and we're like "oh... why did I do that ?"

  • @WiseOwl_1408

    @WiseOwl_1408

    10 ай бұрын

    Wise 🦉

  • @JumpingJackFlash1989
    @JumpingJackFlash19898 жыл бұрын

    By vectrons kindly claw, that was a good sketch

  • @Wolfencreek

    @Wolfencreek

    5 жыл бұрын

    Uh Chancellor, who's Vectron?

  • @MrGreenthumb1000

    @MrGreenthumb1000

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the unending light of Vectron's wisdom I must agree.

  • @JustinLCooper

    @JustinLCooper

    3 жыл бұрын

    For VECTRON!

  • @ianwilliams-ej8jv

    @ianwilliams-ej8jv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Really the kindly claw with that look is gold

  • @dutchbeef8920

    @dutchbeef8920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Praise Vectron

  • @yougofirstillgothen2130
    @yougofirstillgothen21303 жыл бұрын

    "Vectron is dead." - Nietzsche

  • @judyhopps9380

    @judyhopps9380

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Hugh Jones Vectron wills it.

  • @Robert-hz9bj

    @Robert-hz9bj

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Nietzsche is dead." - Vectron

  • @YouOpaOpa

    @YouOpaOpa

    3 жыл бұрын

    How could it? Vectron is the end, the beginning and the circle.

  • @Voltaic_Fire

    @Voltaic_Fire

    3 жыл бұрын

    _"Nietzesche is Vectron."_ - Dead

  • @uhtred7860

    @uhtred7860

    3 жыл бұрын

    By Vectrons mighty claw i think you are gravely mistaken!!

  • @ewanmcfadyen
    @ewanmcfadyen3 жыл бұрын

    "If Vectron did not exist it would be necessary to invent him" - (not) Voltaire

  • @thekinginyellow1744

    @thekinginyellow1744

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking!

  • @DanielVerberne

    @DanielVerberne

    3 жыл бұрын

    Voltaire later lost his plectrum and inadvertently gave rise to this religion.

  • @thekinginyellow1744

    @thekinginyellow1744

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DanielVerberne Had he been a finger picker, this never would have happened!

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Don't believe everything you hear on the internet, especially in the youtube comment section" - Voltaire, 1777.

  • @ionlyfearphobophobia

    @ionlyfearphobophobia

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@medexamtoolsdotcom "If it's on the Internet then it must be true, and you can't question it." - Abraham Lincoln

  • @cosmicorder2
    @cosmicorder22 жыл бұрын

    I just love how they are all so cool with admitting that they made a mistake and admitted it was a pretty cool mistake in hindsight.

  • @thinkngskeptic

    @thinkngskeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that the joke?

  • @gelraldoldo5152

    @gelraldoldo5152

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes but what is a joke?

  • @LuxAeterna22878

    @LuxAeterna22878

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gelraldoldo5152 Jokes are one of the many blessings of Vectron.

  • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg

    @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like the bit where they say vectron.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    Well was it really a mistake?

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman95 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, doing stuff in the name of Vectron, may his shining light ever guide us, allowed just the 4 of them to form a galactic empire and conquer vast swaths of the galaxy in about 3 weeks...

  • @4675636b596f755954

    @4675636b596f755954

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm preeetty sure General Phil said our Empire's capital planet has been standing for more than ten millennia. Although, on the other hand, I can't shake the feeling that as late as last summer we were a small import company based in Slough.

  • @calebfuller4713

    @calebfuller4713

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@4675636b596f755954 The impression you get of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars, vs what you find out in the prequels, where you realize the whole thing's only been going for about 20 years...

  • @michaelgrosberg2665

    @michaelgrosberg2665

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calebfuller4713 And that's eight years *more* than the third reich.

  • @springyslinky2190

    @springyslinky2190

    3 жыл бұрын

    FSM move on over; praise Vectron’s shiny marbles

  • @MDP1702

    @MDP1702

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calebfuller4713 To be fair we know that the empire only existed for a couple decades (4-5 max) at most, since Kenobi could remember a time before the empire.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma4 жыл бұрын

    _Vectron was taken from an occurrence during the writing process. During a break, several of the writers'_ *[sic]* _were playing with a ball and one began shouting "By Vectron!" in the style of the Galaxy Quest catchphrase "By Grabthar's Hammer!" Another writer returned to find the writers making many references to the unknown entity Vectron._ *Source: **en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look#Podcast*

  • @JohnSmith-ie8ir

    @JohnSmith-ie8ir

    3 жыл бұрын

    So this whole thing literally happened irl.... mind blown!

  • @DemonWarp65

    @DemonWarp65

    3 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron, that really puts this whole sketch into perspective. Thank you for sharing that. May Vectron smile upon you eternally!!

  • @spyrofan9681

    @spyrofan9681

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is brilliant

  • @IsiahTomas

    @IsiahTomas

    3 жыл бұрын

    These sales are fantastic!

  • @joejasat

    @joejasat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vectron's good grace upon you for sharing this information sir!

  • @michaelinlofi
    @michaelinlofi9 ай бұрын

    You can tell this is England in the future because it took him three weeks of being too awkward to ask before he finally cracked

  • @tomconnors8165

    @tomconnors8165

    11 күн бұрын

    And the accents, by Vectron!

  • @regal1lager
    @regal1lager3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine my surprise to find this video after working for an electronics manufacturing company literally named 'VECTRON International' for nearly 20 years - I now have a mission to show this to as many of my fellow employees as possible...by Vectron's Beard!! 🤣

  • @JohnZ117

    @JohnZ117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Progress report requested.

  • @MegaKurtus

    @MegaKurtus

    3 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron it shall be so

  • @ComicGladiator

    @ComicGladiator

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank your kindly claw for this comment.

  • @angelisdania1594

    @angelisdania1594

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think I've seen your point-of-sale systems here in Australia, by Vectron's striking brow.

  • @ATMOSK1234

    @ATMOSK1234

    2 жыл бұрын

    The sketch writer might have named it after your company

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers
    @sarahjrandomnumbers2 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's golden foot, I have come back to watch this clip again. *FOR VECTRON!*

  • @jamesmaybrick2001

    @jamesmaybrick2001

    2 жыл бұрын

    By Vectrons Holy Ringpeice of Burning Fire...M&W was the last truly great sketch show.

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers

    @sarahjrandomnumbers

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesmaybrick2001 By Vectron's mild case of Dyslexia, you are truly correct!

  • @drworm5007

    @drworm5007

    Жыл бұрын

    In the name of Vectron's Indian take out leftovers, it's a good sketch.

  • @mr.daggersirl

    @mr.daggersirl

    Жыл бұрын

    FOR VECTRON!

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers

    @sarahjrandomnumbers

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@mr.daggersirl You said that with such strength of will and character, it was almost as if Vectron was channeling himself through you. PRAISE VECTRON!

  • @katzen3314
    @katzen33147 жыл бұрын

    Ugh I hate it when I lose my plectrum and accidentally start a religion.

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    State of Aporia Praise Cloister the Stupid!

  • @IamRobotMonkey

    @IamRobotMonkey

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheJovialBrit A piano playing heretic! Burn them in the name of Vectron!

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    4 жыл бұрын

    *lose

  • @DanielVerberne

    @DanielVerberne

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely gives the term 'guitar heroes' a new meaning.

  • @hitchslap8254

    @hitchslap8254

    3 жыл бұрын

    I lost my son's muslin. That snowballed.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Жыл бұрын

    "By Vectron's eyes, I'm glad to hear it." It's the little details that make the comedy work.

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers3 жыл бұрын

    I love how they all salute differently 😆

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 Жыл бұрын

    Things we know about Vectron: He has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees. He is eternal, the end, the beginning, the circle of (life?) He wrote the Scrolls of Vectron, commencing the "First Age of Vectron". He certainly seems to be an interesting chap if nothing else.

  • @blablabubles

    @blablabubles

    Жыл бұрын

    If I was a bit better as an artist I would love to draw that

  • @7DYNAMIN

    @7DYNAMIN

    Жыл бұрын

    His name sounds similar to plectrum

  • @david7522

    @david7522

    Жыл бұрын

    His kindly claw is presumably able to hold a pen what with the scroll writing and all.... This probably rules out a crab or lobster appendage.

  • @FreeAssange

    @FreeAssange

    10 ай бұрын

    Not dissimilar to Rassilon. Have you seen The Video of Rassilon?

  • @hk1371

    @hk1371

    10 ай бұрын

    He also has a mouth cause he smiles upon us

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara62093 жыл бұрын

    ''Vectron is a concept by which we measure our pain.'' John Lennon

  • @andyfawcett7060

    @andyfawcett7060

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine there's no Vectron, I wonder if you can.

  • @TomthatiscalledTom

    @TomthatiscalledTom

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vectron is Not Great Christopher Hitchens

  • @tintomara6209

    @tintomara6209

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TomthatiscalledTom 'Vectron is dead' Friedrich Nietzsche

  • @TomthatiscalledTom

    @TomthatiscalledTom

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tintomara6209 The Vectron Delusion Richard Dawkins

  • @ayebraine

    @ayebraine

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that while trying to overcome the awkward situation they basically turned it into dealing with premature ejaculation. "Let's get some wine and see if we can get back into it".

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman19888 жыл бұрын

    I just saw the new Star Wars and, by Vectron, the scenes with the First Order reminded me of this sketch.

  • @BarterTom

    @BarterTom

    3 жыл бұрын

    By Snoke!

  • @2DRonaldo

    @2DRonaldo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BarterTom No! by Vectron!

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn46423 жыл бұрын

    This is exactly how UK businesses operate, you're off for a couple of days and on your return everyone's on new business bullshit bingo jargon and it's suddenly become the aims statement overnight.

  • @l0u13__3

    @l0u13__3

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only when you’re off

  • @steverye8872

    @steverye8872

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's that way in the states too. I work as an ASM for a major retailer. I work three long shifts a week and inevitably when I come back some from my four days off I'm confronted with some new policy/ fundraiser/ best practice that wasn't there the previous week and everyone seems to have known about forever. By Vectrons beard it can be disorienting.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    Mission statement. Get the nomenclature right

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    2 ай бұрын

    Yup, plenty of corporate policies crop up overnight e.g. 'synergy' 'proximal' etc

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp653 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's silver beard, I really enjoyed how they re-created the late-70s/early-80s aesthetic of this sketch. May Vectron smite our enemies eternally!! FOR VECTRON!!!!

  • @ethericboy

    @ethericboy

    2 жыл бұрын

    By Vectrons kindly sneeze I"m in,Hail Vectron the source of all reality and being!

  • @nkt1

    @nkt1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Plus the Star Trek-esque background spaceship hum.

  • @GudieveNing

    @GudieveNing

    Жыл бұрын

    Camp is the word! Blake's 7 comes to mind too.

  • @ComicGladiator

    @ComicGladiator

    9 ай бұрын

    @@GudieveNing It's not camp, it's stylized retro-futurism.

  • @DemonWarp65

    @DemonWarp65

    8 ай бұрын

    @@ComicGladiator Oh by Vectron's sharpened claw, let us not get caught up in the whatfors and whys, for Vectron would want unity throughout the galaxy in these dark times! *FOR VECTRON!!*

  • @tomiantenna7279
    @tomiantenna72792 жыл бұрын

    That perfectly synchronized "FOR VECTRON!" at the end tho!

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana3 жыл бұрын

    These uniforms kind of slap. The military coat with kind of a skirt thing looks surprisingly cool.

  • @Realpoweronearth

    @Realpoweronearth

    3 ай бұрын

    It's a type of greatcoat😊

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar63478 ай бұрын

    The world needs Vectron's light right now

  • @pavelshliaha1706

    @pavelshliaha1706

    3 ай бұрын

    More than ever. And his kindly claw

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem10 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of the artillery crew from WWII that named their gun and started dressing up strangely and doing things for it. Apparently as crew members would die or get rotated away the replacement crew members were inducted into the micro-culture. Apparently all the crew members were replaced multiple times and the practice still continued.

  • @fastertrackcreative

    @fastertrackcreative

    Ай бұрын

    In times of hardship you have to find a way to manage it no matter how weird.

  • @rachskald
    @rachskald10 жыл бұрын

    Vectron's kindly claw had me cracking up :')

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi

    @CyberBeep_kenshi

    3 жыл бұрын

    🖐

  • @jerometaperman7102

    @jerometaperman7102

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not as good as the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodley appendage.

  • @dariusduesentrieb

    @dariusduesentrieb

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah, me too

  • @Pauly421
    @Pauly4219 жыл бұрын

    For Vectron! He surely smiles down upon this video

  • @Agent_Pumpkin

    @Agent_Pumpkin

    7 жыл бұрын

    Indeed is it not written that Vectron will smile kindly at all positive comments and smite those heathens who mock his kindly claw and knobbly knees. In Vectrons name we drink this gin, cheers!

  • @elliottknifton8902

    @elliottknifton8902

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Agent_Pumpkin a toast to Vectron!

  • @marcokite

    @marcokite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bill Patrick Jones - as indeed he is Bill, as indeed he is

  • @hamzahalasadulloh7779
    @hamzahalasadulloh77795 жыл бұрын

    Love the incredibly mundane names they have

  • @bernardthedisappointedowl6938

    @bernardthedisappointedowl6938

    5 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron, Geoff is a wonderful name - it inspires - um,. hang on, - ah, OK, I'll give you that one, ^oo^

  • @pineapplepenumbra

    @pineapplepenumbra

    4 жыл бұрын

    The thing is, if advanced aliens ever turn up their names or designations will probably sound very exotic and weird to us, but they might just be the equivalent of "Geoff Bridges" or "Martin Scott", just like foreign names used to, before we all got used to them.

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was to imply that before Vectron, they were ordinary modern day office workers.

  • @ryans756

    @ryans756

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Luke Skywalker had the same problem. And there's a rumour that before "Darth", Darth Vader was actually just Dave. Dave Vader of the Galactic Empire. So they changed it.

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bernardthedisappointedowl6938 Geoff was the name of the giraffe mascot of toys r us. Rip toys r us.

  • @redraider76
    @redraider76 Жыл бұрын

    This and the "Are we the baddies?" sketch are my two favourite Mitchell & Webb sketches!

  • @UPRCPlaysGames
    @UPRCPlaysGames13 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite skit from the show. I could watch it a million times.

  • @martinfiedler4317

    @martinfiedler4317

    2 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron, you should!

  • @mediocreman6323

    @mediocreman6323

    Жыл бұрын

    Hm, let's say the sketch is 4 minutes long, four million minutes, when watching this sketch 12 hours a day, every day of the week … it would take you less than 15 years and 3 months. BY VECTRON, IT _IS_ POSSIBLE!

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold75623 жыл бұрын

    Ooh, that uncomfortable silence was joyous. By Vectron’s spleen, I proclaim Mitchell and Webb to be fine comedians!

  • @leopold7562

    @leopold7562

    3 жыл бұрын

    @A Laishram I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise

  • @Astro_War
    @Astro_War6 жыл бұрын

    I had a Vauxhall Vectra a few years back, good car. By Vectra

  • @herbie747

    @herbie747

    5 жыл бұрын

    Quality.

  • @thomasmcdonough7867

    @thomasmcdonough7867

    5 жыл бұрын

    Buy vectra*

  • @trotskiftw

    @trotskiftw

    5 жыл бұрын

    No Vauxhall is good..

  • @RichardSShepherd

    @RichardSShepherd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah - the multiple Vectra heresy. There is only one Vectron!

  • @judyhopps9380

    @judyhopps9380

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thomasmcdonough7867 I think he meant, Bye Vectra, because he no longer had it (triggers a different reading of the Vectra instruction manual and triggers 2,000 years of holy war)

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr69843 жыл бұрын

    "..honestly Steve, no one, I mean none of us, had ever said the word "Vectron"-in our LIVES- until I took that day off.." Lol!!! One of my fave skits!

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall2 жыл бұрын

    Never spoil a good cult with logic! Thank Vectron for wine!

  • @seantrevathan3041

    @seantrevathan3041

    2 жыл бұрын

    The soundtack from Space Above and Beyond sure helped

  • @thedasher98

    @thedasher98

    9 ай бұрын

    @@seantrevathan3041great show. Could do with a remake/reboot

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd3 жыл бұрын

    I always imagined that these guys worked at a normal job in the modern world, and the whole Vectron worshiping alone brought on efforts to advance mankind into the future where we see them in this skit. Didn't occur to me until now that that was all in my mind.

  • @Grayfox988

    @Grayfox988

    3 жыл бұрын

    It took them only three weeks to get to a star empire, by Vectron's shining wisdom.

  • @AdamantLightLP

    @AdamantLightLP

    10 ай бұрын

    It's amazing what a unified culture with common ground and a singular goal can accomplish.

  • @Tasarran

    @Tasarran

    10 күн бұрын

    Three weeks ago it was Dunder-Mifflin

  • @seankayll9017
    @seankayll90173 жыл бұрын

    "By Vectron's gourd!" "No! By Vectron's shoe!" Then came the arguments, hatred, inquisition, bloodshed, war and final self-destruction.

  • @Ithtorukk

    @Ithtorukk

    3 жыл бұрын

    As fortold by the Scrolls of Vectron!

  • @knusern666

    @knusern666

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's not Vectron he's a very naughty boy!

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think so, for 2 reasons, one, that none of those are mutually exclusive, we've already established he has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees, he could have a goard AND shoes and that wouldn't be blasphemy. And also, based on their tolerance of the 4th guy's blasphemy in the first place, going far further than implying Vectron had other parts they didn't agree with, he questioned Vectron altogether, so if that didn't lead to violence, why would saying he had a gourd cause that?

  • @andylintott9339

    @andylintott9339

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@medexamtoolsdotcom The Right Honourable And Wise Keepers of The Gourd would disagree,if the ancient scrolls of Vectron didn't require them to assume a life of solitude, celibacy, and perpetual agreement with every sentence including the word "Vectron". The relevant passage can be found in the third stanza of the 26th scroll, just after the bit about sandwiches. May your filling always be moist, by Vectron's Holy Thumb!

  • @andylintott9339

    @andylintott9339

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@knusern666 Vectrones eunt domus!

  • @YukonExpatriate
    @YukonExpatriate13 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's radiant nostrils, this is brilliant!

  • @samy7013

    @samy7013

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated oath.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy233 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron’s burning gaze, they should really write all this down.

  • @bigbowlowrong4694

    @bigbowlowrong4694

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, if history has taught us one thing it’s that if they wrote it down in some kind of holy book all uncertainties and disagreements about Vectron would immediately cease

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean66922 жыл бұрын

    I just love that they went all out on the costumes and settings for a 4 minute stand-alone gag...

  • @juandocuc

    @juandocuc

    6 ай бұрын

    4 minutes? But Vectron is eternal!

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco Жыл бұрын

    That shift from regal, aristocratic tone to everyday office speak. Genius.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын

    Everything happens the day you take a day off. Every damn time.

  • @metallicamoose
    @metallicamoose13 жыл бұрын

    This is how everyone talks in the 41st Millenium

  • @markuslaitinen147

    @markuslaitinen147

    3 жыл бұрын

    By the god emperors golden aura!!

  • @ComicGladiator

    @ComicGladiator

    3 жыл бұрын

    By the Aquila's kindly claw, did people speak differently in the Dark Age Of Technology?

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla2 жыл бұрын

    how tf did the music of Space: Above and Beyond end up in there, I do not know but I am grateful

  • @MadMogsy
    @MadMogsy2 жыл бұрын

    I have a tradition of watching this sketch immediately after midnight on new year's day. This is the third year running which no doubt pleases Vectron. FOR VECTRON!

  • @alihaggis78
    @alihaggis7810 жыл бұрын

    That is the music from space above above and beyond. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.

  • @steviesnes
    @steviesnes13 жыл бұрын

    I love this, I think its the way they drop into using each other 1st names.

  • @Xezlec
    @Xezlec10 жыл бұрын

    This has enormous rewatch value, by Vectron's wang!

  • @ginge641

    @ginge641

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's numberwang!

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated

    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ginge641, by Vectron's sticky numeric seed, it _is_ numberwang!

  • @emilymcplugger

    @emilymcplugger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Dissociated Women Incorporated Best crossover gag...ever!

  • @DanielVerberne

    @DanielVerberne

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice one. I’d suggest we change the name of Vectron’s wang, but you’d respond with “what hat am I wearing?” “A captains hat...,”

  • @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith

    @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh.... he out the pussy on the chainwax!

  • @billyork6017
    @billyork60173 ай бұрын

    I like that there's a train - the Siemens Vectron. If I ever see one, I will announce "For Vectron!!!" loudly

  • @nicolajo666
    @nicolajo6667 жыл бұрын

    I was on a game called SteamWorld Heist when a character called Vectron showed up, and all I could think of was this bloody sketch XD

  • @timebomb4562

    @timebomb4562

    5 жыл бұрын

    he is in all things my child

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    T'was Vectron himself, incarnate within the very code of the game.

  • @emilymcplugger

    @emilymcplugger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @timebomb456 “He is in all things my child”. Me: Eurgh!!!

  • @epiendless1128

    @epiendless1128

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm still playing that game. Truly is Vectron eternal.

  • @andylintott9339
    @andylintott93393 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's quivering ear-hair, I miss this show

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta12 жыл бұрын

    Something about the society here really fascinates me. In front of the troops, in what seems to be a standard corridor - no functional items whatsoever - they have a highly formal conversation about tactics with no substance to it, seeming a showy rubberstamp affair, then, without dismissing them, privately conference like office workers, showing that they don't typically act so formally, and also, they play guitar. It's just so fascinating... I guess, I hunger for Battlestar Mitchell.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive2765 жыл бұрын

    26 people were smited by Vectron's powerful nose of justice.

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo2 жыл бұрын

    Praise upon Vectron in this dark time. By his golden wings we shall endure. 😆

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob13 жыл бұрын

    There are many great M&W sketches, Homeopathic hospital, WW2 pilots, brain surgeon at party, corner shop alcoholic, the list is endless but this Vectron sketch is probably the best.

  • @DavidB5501

    @DavidB5501

    2 жыл бұрын

    The WW2 pilots are by Armstrong and Miller, not M & W, in case anyone is still trying to find them!

  • @Ramboost007

    @Ramboost007

    Жыл бұрын

    You can use this in a Philosophy of Religion class

  • @MediumRareOpinions

    @MediumRareOpinions

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@DavidB5501 they did however collaborate and played a second pair of pilots in a sketch. So in a round about way it all comes together.

  • @GyleCast

    @GyleCast

    9 ай бұрын

    No mention of sir digby chicken caeser?!

  • @SimKoning
    @SimKoning14 жыл бұрын

    Praise Vectron! In Vectron we Trust!

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl34163 жыл бұрын

    The music played in the background of the first 50 seconds is from the short lived but awesome 90's Sci-fi TV show "Space Above and Beyond"

  • @TheVenger10

    @TheVenger10

    2 жыл бұрын

    I loved that show :)

  • @delryn256

    @delryn256

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude... By random chance, I looked it up and rediscovered a show that Ive been trying to remember from my childhood. That is insane! Long live comments! For Vectron!

  • @larryl3416

    @larryl3416

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@delryn256 awesome mate!! Ha ha gotta love the internet....sometimes. Enjoy!

  • @scalporf
    @scalporf12 жыл бұрын

    A masterpiece, by Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf882 жыл бұрын

    2000 years from now this video could be discovered and start the Age of Vectron It would be the ancient scroll

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave12 жыл бұрын

    This is how scientology started.

  • @DanielVerberne

    @DanielVerberne

    3 жыл бұрын

    How ANY faith started.

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    No it isn't, that was started by a con artist, L. Ron Hubbard, passing around an elaborate set of beliefs and practices. This is some sort of emergent phenomenon in which it started from nothing at all and doesn't happen this way in real life.

  • @misterprecocious2491

    @misterprecocious2491

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@medexamtoolsdotcom definitely made more money than from his fiction.

  • @AshrakAhmed

    @AshrakAhmed

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@medexamtoolsdotcom You will be Audited for that blasphemy!

  • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517

    @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DanielVerberne No. You're nuts.

  • @bug1701
    @bug170110 жыл бұрын

    any one else notice that the music in this skit was from the show back in the 90's called "space, above and beyond?" ran for two seasons? AH, nostalgia, love it.

  • @martinwood744

    @martinwood744

    5 жыл бұрын

    Adamski: The two flyers in "heroes" (apart from Peter who could steal other people's abilities) were Nathan and West. Nathan West was a pilot in SAAB. Coincidence?

  • @paulbrozyna3006

    @paulbrozyna3006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only one season. I may be six years late to correct a person on the internet, but by Vectron’s golden wings it shall be done.

  • @The31stcenturyfox

    @The31stcenturyfox

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah 7 years late but I picked up on it and had to search the comments to see if anyone else did. Good job!

  • @Montague1428

    @Montague1428

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@The31stcenturyfox As did I. That was such a good series. After years of waiting for it to come out on DVD I bought the DVD boxset a few years ago. Now if only I could be bothered to actually watch it... no, by Vectron, I'll just wait for it to come onto a streaming channel.

  • @SeppelMadGuitar
    @SeppelMadGuitar3 жыл бұрын

    This is the slowed down theme from Space: Above and Beyond ... one of the greatest Scifi-Shows ever created.

  • @Silos815

    @Silos815

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad someone else noticed it!

  • @thedasher98

    @thedasher98

    9 ай бұрын

    Could do with a remake/reboot. In fact I'm surprised it's not happened yet

  • @ZuluRomeo

    @ZuluRomeo

    4 ай бұрын

    Dammit so it is!

  • @116Bears
    @116Bears14 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's kindly claw this is cracking stuff!

  • @stormtreader
    @stormtreader11 ай бұрын

    The normal names just elevate this to genius "Didn't Jeff find the scrolls? The ancient scrolls?"

  • @Desbo
    @Desbo7 жыл бұрын

    I love this when it originally aired, so glad its up one youtube, thanks. For Vectron!

  • @collectorduck9061

    @collectorduck9061

    5 жыл бұрын

    For Vectron!

  • @rowead
    @rowead3 жыл бұрын

    They are so happy in the grasp of Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @EndureTemptation
    @EndureTemptation11 жыл бұрын

    the more I think about this sketch, the more funny and at the same time puzzling it seems BY VECTRON!!!

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer12 жыл бұрын

    I've been a fan of M&W for some time, yet I just saw this skit last night for the first time. It is now my favorite. Classic!

  • @jangeertbruggink7040
    @jangeertbruggink70403 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the funniest from this show. It also has a good replay value and inside joke validity.

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg56713 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's pointed shoes, this is wonderful!

  • @supahfly_uk
    @supahfly_uk5 жыл бұрын

    By the power of Vectron this is still good

  • @samu9629
    @samu962910 ай бұрын

    this sketch always speaks to me because in my family we also enjoy *really* commit to the bit as well, by Vectron's hoary breath.

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi9 ай бұрын

    I love how they all have a different salute.

  • @jozefgurzynski7380
    @jozefgurzynski73803 жыл бұрын

    Whoa, that's the "Space above and beyond" theme music...! It's been so long since I heard it.

  • @waheex
    @waheex9 жыл бұрын

    very serious point of this sketch. How normally sane folk can get carried away with a a stupid idea. Human nature. Great sketch

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mindburner there's nothing wrong with this idea, except a few extra words (well the same word repeated), it provides something that can be very scarce: Motivation.

  • @nickturner4150

    @nickturner4150

    5 жыл бұрын

    By Vectrons spiky hair gel, you're right

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nick Turner which one of us?

  • @simonhowles3646

    @simonhowles3646

    4 жыл бұрын

    By Brexit...I mean Vectron, you're right!

  • @stephenderry9488

    @stephenderry9488

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@simonhowles3646 Get Vectron Done!

  • @GreatestCornholio
    @GreatestCornholio Жыл бұрын

    A similar thing happened 2 thousand years ago when a man opened a cheese and rice stall, the locals said his cheese and rice was divine, and the rest his history.

  • @irfankhan2378
    @irfankhan23783 жыл бұрын

    I love those awkward silences lol.

  • @Doodle1Bean
    @Doodle1Bean13 жыл бұрын

    LOVE the robes of state!

  • @colin5577
    @colin557713 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron's ball-hammer that was eye-wateringly funny. More M+W brilliance.

  • @kevboard
    @kevboard6 ай бұрын

    the mismatched salutes are the best part

  • @vectron0917
    @vectron0917 Жыл бұрын

    By my mighty name, I 100% endorse this skit.

  • @coldfission
    @coldfission11 жыл бұрын

    The automatic captions on this are pure gold. 0:27 - in the name of the trauma i ask for for the mandate to pursue the antibiotic

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's as if vectron himself wrote those subtitles!

  • @goodnamestaken

    @goodnamestaken

    3 жыл бұрын

    could THESE be the fabled scrolls from the first age of Vectron?!

  • @BobBob-cy9cu
    @BobBob-cy9cu2 жыл бұрын

    “I ask for mandate to pursue the endeavour”

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest838510 ай бұрын

    We've all been there - had an afternoon off work, come back the next day, and they've started a new religion.

  • @D0kRa
    @D0kRa3 жыл бұрын

    Nice use of the Space : Above and Beyond theme tune. 😁👍❤️

  • @vorlonesque1830

    @vorlonesque1830

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was about to mention the same thing.

  • @michaelcane3918
    @michaelcane39182 жыл бұрын

    Vectron was a vacuum tube manufacturer in 1950

  • @Zombie-lx3sh
    @Zombie-lx3sh10 ай бұрын

    This is how all religions get started.

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless11283 жыл бұрын

    I was imagining a Lord of the Rings version of this. Just after the Council of Elrond, some elf called Colin speaks up, so they get Saruman on conference call, and realise that they all got "Sauron's Ring" from a chance remark about a dodgy curry 3 weeks earlier.

  • @SimonZerafa
    @SimonZerafa10 ай бұрын

    It's the will of Landru that Vectron be honoured. Fairly sure that Valon is onboard as well 🙂🤷‍♂️

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert59233 жыл бұрын

    And this is a fine example of the danger in looking at things to closely.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Жыл бұрын

    Damn, this just really makes me want to be a part of the vectron cult 😂

  • @steveforest8385

    @steveforest8385

    9 ай бұрын

    Then by Vectron's light you shall be. FOR VECTRON!!!

  • @LuciousDeMorte
    @LuciousDeMorte2 жыл бұрын

    Loving the Space Above and Beyond sountrack

  • @IamAcerbus
    @IamAcerbus3 жыл бұрын

    By Vectron, who are the 38 people that cleary doesn't know his glory?

  • @MadMogsy

    @MadMogsy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Should we not focus on the 4000 souls who have seen the glory of Vectron's kindly claw? Praise Vectron!

  • @shauns.6231
    @shauns.6231 Жыл бұрын

    Just discovered this show about a year ago. These guys are brilliant. Don't know how I missed it. Maybe it just didn't air in Canada.

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins67445 жыл бұрын

    22 people are not smiled upon by Vectron. For Vectron!

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gareth Wilkins may mighty Vectron's talons rend them.

  • @chartreuseking5995
    @chartreuseking59959 жыл бұрын

    Dungeons the Dragoning 40K 7.6th edition makes much more sense now...

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot8 ай бұрын

    I am now convinced this is how the Imperium of Man started believing in the Omnissiah. Someone just started saying "By the Emperor!" and "In the Emperor's name!" and soon it caught on, and now nobody has the heart to tell the tech-priests that he sort of never existed... :P

  • @lloroshastar6347

    @lloroshastar6347

    8 ай бұрын

    Universe belongs to the Necrons 😝

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter10312 жыл бұрын

    BY VECTRON'S NAME, THAT SALUTE IS AWESOME

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless11287 жыл бұрын

    I was amused when the Big Bad in 'Steamworld Heist' turned out to be 'Vectron'. Immediately reminded me of this favourite old sketch.

  • @darrenroddy9402
    @darrenroddy94022 жыл бұрын

    Thats the music from the 1990s TV series 'Space Above and Beyond'. Great sketch. Great music!

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy69692 жыл бұрын

    Vectron is inspiring me to create a range of merchandise, yet i fear the wrath of the copyright monster. May Vectron in his wisdom guide me.

  • @ryansullivan7349
    @ryansullivan73493 жыл бұрын

    I am convinced this is 40k (replace Vectron with the Emperor of mankind). There was never an emperor, only Malcador and the Primarchs. The Primarchs aren't even related, but they were all so similar in power and stature, they kept making jokes in reference to some shared father figure, the Emperor of mankind and it caught on really hard.

  • @stevenesbitt3528

    @stevenesbitt3528

    2 жыл бұрын

    Makes more sense than ‘ I can’t help at the moment, busy in the web way’

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