"I'm the Head Chef" "Surgeon" "Head..Surgeon"

Took the cat to the vet today and this was all I could think about

@ailurophilely

7 жыл бұрын

did she make it

@joebloomer8048

7 жыл бұрын

ailurophile Well, she did make a delicious I mean tragic Casserole.

@YuiFunami

5 жыл бұрын

A catterole

@RonJohn63

2 жыл бұрын

Was the veterinarian next to an ethnic restaurant?

@christschinwon

2 жыл бұрын

Too much KatKat?

Those poor people, trying to help defenseless animals, but unable to do so.

@SeaTeamCommanderKrik

3 жыл бұрын

and with all that, dealing with a malfunctioning incinerator... what can they do...

I love that when Mitchell's vet is listening with his stethoscope, you can see in his hand that he's not even bothering to put it on the pheasant

It's such a pity this show is not in production any more.

@mebighobo9841

9 жыл бұрын

embe1 peep show is pretty good.

@embe1

9 жыл бұрын

Will investigate and thanks!

@ClayEiken

5 жыл бұрын

@Phry3 Back is getting another series apparently

"Oh, the chewmanity"

This skit would be terrifying if it were a people's hospital.

@HeatyFrog

9 жыл бұрын

Good thing it's just dispensable delicious animals instead

@Danbearpig

9 жыл бұрын

Mmmm, you're making me hungry!

@Toochilledtocare-_-

8 жыл бұрын

hannibal lecter does

@eidolor

7 жыл бұрын

How about a tanning salon?

@Draugo

6 жыл бұрын

Monty Python already did that sketch with undertakers

I know what this is. This is how carnivores hide in a vegan ruled world.

@EnergyKnife

7 жыл бұрын

thesphynx Everyone's trying to do the right thing. That's not an excuse for being stupid

@JanetStarChild

7 жыл бұрын

Humans are omnivores. Not straight carnivores.

@Koop784

5 жыл бұрын

@@JanetStarChild Apparently a pure carnivore diet can be quite good for a certain kind of person.

@JanetStarChild

5 жыл бұрын

@@Koop784 Are you referring to the Inuit?

@Koop784

5 жыл бұрын

@@JanetStarChild I don't know about them specifically, I just know KZread has blown up lately with carnivore diet vids. And for all that they're often touted as "miracle" diets in the spirit of "It cured my diabetes!" "I lost 40 pounds!" and stuff like that, my brother has been on it for about 4 months and he's noticed a marked improvement in his dystonia.

It’s always important to treat animals with dignity

Just gets funnier the more you watch it XD

Needlessly uncomfortable so wonderful.

Sympathy for humans is also in our heads. Yes...those succulent humans.

I'm hungry now.

I've always gone to zoos and aquariums with the idea that they were just big, live-action menus.

@changer_of_ways_999

3 жыл бұрын

Petting zoos is like watching a trailer before the movie.

this is hysterically funny! I am loving the sketches by Mitchell and Webb.

I love British comedy ...

I had a chicken once. well, not an actual chicken but a photo of one. i carried it with me everywhere. i loved that photo....

This sketch makes me very hungry...

For Vectron!

@user-hi4sm3ig5j

7 жыл бұрын

By Vectron's kindly claw.

@alanwakeish

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Vectron's knees.

@luciffertribal794

6 жыл бұрын

by Vectron's beard.

@changer_of_ways_999

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Vectron's appetite

*I took my hamster to this hospital* *she was DELICIOUS*

Such a solid sketch

My favourite sketch EVER

head chef... surgeon! that was funny!

Haha! Did you hear and see what they said and did in the video!? No? Let me quote the entire 3 minutes.

@dusk565

6 жыл бұрын

Oh the humanity.

I'm a vegetarian but still find this sketch absolutely fucking hilarious 😂

hello, i'm the head chef. *surgeon* yes, surgeon, head-surgeon. hahaha!!

"oh the humanity!" lol

hilarious, hope they do more sketch shows.

i was laughing hysterically the first time i saw this sketch

0% survival rate at this hospital... i guess people dont mind xD

@carlphilippgaebler5704

4 жыл бұрын

I suppose they are comforted when they receive the remains after cremation

@SirCraigius

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure they get the odd unappetizing looking pet that they throw back.

Oooh the chewmanity!

This sketch is very Pythonesque

Ohh the humanity!

Looks like a job for the helivets!

superb

omg this is hilarious

All our feelings is in our head, derp..

British comedy ftw

Mmmmmmmmm mmmeeaaattt

Hilarious!!

It made my hungry...i mean, sad

All vets should double up as eateries xD

Soylent green is animals!

So clever

Now I'm hungry, dammit

This is how I want to go when I die.

Yep.

It's Not A Chicken, Its A Pheasant! No Offence! :DDD

now I'm hungry...

The same could apply to YOU

This is awesome. Just wish they had held off the laugh track till after we saw the dressed bird.

I know a few people who are studying to become vets... Must. Resist. Temptation. To share.

Am I going to hell for getting hungry watching this?

@changer_of_ways_999

3 жыл бұрын

God said those that forbid eating meat are the ones going to hell. "Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth." - 1 Timothy 4:3 So if you're talking about judeo-Christian hell, then enjoy that bacon wrapped pheasant as much as you like.

Hi mom!!!!

I'm vegan and I thought it was funny. These guys are great. Just discovered them a few days ago.

I agree. Hen is it going to stop?

I used to drive down the M62 regularly from Manchester to Liverpool and there must have been a pheasant farm nearby; they breed them especially for shooting in case you didn't know. Anyway I'd see one nearly every day that had been hit by a truck or something and so many times I thought of pulling over and going "That's dinner sorted!" Hard to explain to the cops though.....

@Friedegger

6 жыл бұрын

Eating roadkill is legal.

@thebestbuisnesscyan4184

6 жыл бұрын

from what I can know, In the UK it's legal to pickup roadkill, aslong as your not the one who hit it, might be tricky on a moterway tho

@RB747domme

6 жыл бұрын

...Yes stopping on a motorway isn't though... 😉

Hi sweetie!!!

You're trying to get people to swear, aren't you? Naughty naughty.

and now im hungry

I'm not a pheasant-plucker, I'm a pheasant-plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant-plucker comes. Try saying that fast.

i used...b..bacon

0:39 Olivia in a nurse’s uniform... did I say that out loud??

@arjan127

4 жыл бұрын

No, you typed it.

tasty chicken. -_-

haha the sketch is extremely detailed :) at around 2:34 you can clearly see them swallowing their saliva thinking of the tasty lamb chops :p

@malismad Yes, lets do that.

This is horrible and yet I can't stop laughing. It's a bit like the Mummy incident in Peep Show though not as bad.

imagine this but reversed with giant birds skinning and preparing humans

@bardfall9555

3 жыл бұрын

Which is why we show Sympathy to animals not mercy.

@30Galleons "Terrible, really terrible" you got it wrong.

1st in 1 year!

That was sick lol.

um..... rlnilson thats not a chicken its a pheasant xD

Enough with all the pheasantries...

More mushroom risotto anyone?

FUCK IM DEAD

ok but how did they get a docile pheasant to hold

@CntrBrdr Oh lord...

"this just looks....cooked, more than anything... terrible, just, just terrible." lol

Heheheheh

All good chefs , whoops Sorry...Vet! I meant Vet!, should always be able to save a gone wrong recipe...whoops again...Life, I meant Life!

Bacon an pheasant? Hhhmmm.......fatty and yummy, perhaps? Never had it before...so if it's too gamey, I can't have it. :'(

I watched this at school.

omg that makes me sooo hungry!!!

Nope!

Lovely - a double take on both animal-crazies and natural-remedy-crazies.

1st in 3 months L*!!

sorta sick but funny

No...No it wouldnt

This really shows how big of a mirage love to animal is. I mean all sympathy for animals are all in our heads!

What about Chinese items, er... patients?

Are you american by any chance?

"oh noo that isnt supposed to happen...haha lol

peak comedy.

Tragic.... *licks lips*

@malismad Ok, I won't comment.

Unfortunately this vet won't look at your dog or cat. But don't worry. The Korean vet will accept you.

lmfao

Here in the United States, this would be called "Southern Cuisine" or "Soul Food".

@strzaskanyalf2928

5 жыл бұрын

there in united states you elect dumbfucks :)

Vegans will hate !

@changer_of_ways_999

3 жыл бұрын

They hate everything.

The vegan trolls haven't made it here yet.

@glammer

5 жыл бұрын

Have you considered writing for sketch shows? Your wit is piercingly hilarious. Is it because you eat meat? No, I'm not vegan; not even veggie. Better rethink that devastating response I'll never see.

@harrisongarvey6825

5 жыл бұрын

lmao I am plant based and this skit is fucking hilarious

@perhaps1094

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes