I watched this 17 times, all I know is where I wasn't is not where I am.

@netsurferx1

4 жыл бұрын

As well as a deviation.

@nolongerusing7430

3 жыл бұрын

And now you'll find a position where you weren't, you now are.

@nevelis

3 жыл бұрын

and consequently, where you were, is now where you are not.

@conturnplayscounturn6911

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYCesJWOk8-_qrg.html

@AceYourGRE

Жыл бұрын

🤣

POV: You start working on a 1000 word essay at 11pm and it's due at 12am.

It's actually a very simple concept, but I don't think English has the words to explain it without making it sound very complicated

@redengineer4380

Жыл бұрын

It takes its current position and its target position, and subtracts one from the other to figure out the direction it needs to travel in. Then the missile points in that direction.

@CatLover-gk8uu

Жыл бұрын

@@redengineer4380 ENGLISH FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

@MajorMonogram

Жыл бұрын

@@redengineer4380 Wrong.... Noob

@kugelonblitz6552

10 ай бұрын

@@MajorMonogram hi bot

@MajorMonogram

10 ай бұрын

@@kugelonblitz6552 I am not a bot…. Think you are one…

How the hell is kim jong un going to improve his missile programm with that information?

This sounds more like eastern philosophy than an explanation of missile guidance

@GauravKumar-ui7ow

6 жыл бұрын

Redcrown703 ya true. .....

@unverifiedbiotic

3 жыл бұрын

"If a missile falls on a lone terrorist in the middle of the desert and the feed cuts out just as it strikes, will it make a kaboom?"

@utkuutku5203

3 жыл бұрын

great comment, you won the internet! :)

@JSavage101

2 жыл бұрын

its just the Kalman Filter

I think the missile knows a little too much

Oh! It's all so clear now.

You totally had me for the first 25 seconds. Well played.

Nice Category Pets & Animals

@MKruchoski

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heads-up. Changed it. I think it was a KZread mistake/glitch a long time ago.

@constantiniasmith4231

4 жыл бұрын

@@MKruchoski it's just a joke. Just keep it

Nerds be like: I know where I am at all times because I know where I am not. By subtracting where I am from where I'm not or where I'm not from where I am, whichever is greater, I obtain a difference or deviation. I use this deviation to generate corrective commands and drive myself to go from where I am to where I'm not and therefore arriving at a place I wasn't, I now am. Consequently, the position that I am, is now the position that I wasn't and it follows that the position that I was, is now the position that I'm not. In the event that the position I am isn't the position that I wasn't, I have acquired a variation, that being the difference in position of where I am and where I wasn't. If variation is a significant factor, it too can be corrected but I have to know where I was. The human guiding system works as follows: because variation has modified some of the information I have obtained, I'm not sure just where I am. However I am sure where I'm not, within reason and I know where I was. I now subtract where I should be from where I wasn't or vise versa and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where I shouldn't be and where I was, I am able to find my debiation and variation which is called error.

@marshalltheman9505

4 жыл бұрын

KrisWithaK the time it took to type that or edit a copy paste lol.

@aburayhan2715

2 жыл бұрын

You laughed me now wasn’t

@AmtrakCitiesSprinter64

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@jayjuliussen2417

Жыл бұрын

I read this all and now I know where I am

@Dingbobber

9 ай бұрын

Chads be like: I can't fucking see anything

I think I get it. The missile knows how fast it should be traveling and where it should be traveling. It can then use this information to figure out where it is based on where it was. So, for example, it were at (5, 4, 3) and it knows it’s moving at a rate of (1, 2, 3) then it can calculate that it should be at (6, 6, 6). In other words, it calculates its position by its rate of movement, previous known positions, and positions it shouldn’t be in.

@TheTdw2000

9 ай бұрын

Yeah it's really just basic physics/calculus plus some basic control theory.

When you hear him inhale, you know shit is about to go down.

Sounds like the perfect lecture to listen to one day before my physiology exam

It’s very simple: no matter where you go -there you are! 🙂

This is a very roundabout way of Maui's explanation of "knowing where you are by knowing where you've been".

"Whichever is greater" God protect us if where the missile is is greater than where it isn't

*breathes* The Missile knows you at all times.

My brain cell is not what it was but now it is what it wasn’t after watching this video

I shot a missile in the air, I aimed it there, it went over there.

@FinsaneLorist

5 жыл бұрын

but, surprisingly, it wasn't there, where it is

@Kay_213_

4 жыл бұрын

It knew where it was and where it wasn’t, so it knew where it is

@marcocepek

4 жыл бұрын

so what you're saying is before you launched it over there, it knew where it was here because it was where it was and it wasn't where it wasn't... and after it went over there, it know it's here because it is now where is wasn't.

Oh come on, KZread. You can't seriously imply that you knew *exactly what I was thinking* when I watched literally the meme playing this exact track in *150% volume*.

I turned my head sideways like a dog hearing a new sound when I was watching this.

Thanks to this video I know what I know, because I know what I don't know. Now substructing what I know from what I don't know, I obtain a variation, which can be used as a parameter for my learning guidance 💁🏻‍♂️

Perfectly clear explanation of a typical missile guidance system. I'm so glad the missile knows where it is because I lost it.

This explanation becomes easier with each puff of weed, almost laughably self evident in the end ...

Tory Bruno sent me here. Lol.

@allamasadi7970

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, saw it on Twitter 😂

is wasn't. is wasn't.

the missile knows where it is and knows where i am and it knows that it has to be where i am and not be where it is now

Only a rocket scientist can understand this

My favorite part is definitely the over-amplified lip smacking sounds

Holy shit, it's come full circle... Years ago I used to use this audio to micspam on servers in TF2. Now many years later, I was curious of how a wire-guided missile would work. You're telling me that a missile will fly for half a mile, all the while the wire is connected to the launcher?? This is dumb life stuff, but hearing this audio again out of the blue was nostalgic to say the least.

@ChucksSEADnDEAD

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. The limit is usually 3 miles or 3 kilometers, I don't remember.

@ninjabot567

3 жыл бұрын

There's about a bajillion types of missiles, all with different guidance systems, but wire-guided missiles do have a spool of super thin wire going back to the launcher. You usually see wire-guided missiles used on anti-tank missiles on ground vehicles

@joojoojeejee6058

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToniMorton Even some modern missiles have cables, such as the Israeli Spike anti-tank missile. Cable provides extra functionality, but is not required by the missile guidance as such. It is a fire and forget missile, but the cable allows the operator to alter the course after the launch if he wants and also monitor the TV feed and even transmit it to other troops.

@erzhaider

2 жыл бұрын

Most missiles work by Radar (most often far away targets - either following a radar reflector, e.g. an aircraft, or a radar source, e.g. ground based radar station) or Infrared (for short distances, as such is emitted by the engines of airplanes, or sometimes also large distances, but rather ineffective at range compared with radar) or sometimes GPS coordinates against ground targets, as in cruise missiles

I forget where I originally heard this years ago, but thanks for posting it :)

@woodmansteve6760

5 жыл бұрын

Time bomb dub by meat beat manifesto, search it up and tell me if I'm right or not

@MKruchoski

5 жыл бұрын

See my comment below (to woodman steve). Like you, I'd heard it but didn't know.

@jackchoukaier8764

Жыл бұрын

if you want to figure it out you can subtract where you don't know from where you know, or visa versa, which ever is greater

The last word of this video describes what ist going on in my head now.

everybody gansta until the missile get a *variation*

Yo this is low key comical gold

Very informative and very brief explanation And i just forget all of that in seconds

PID control loops in a nutshell

The missile knows where I am because it knows where I am not. It knows my exact location because it knows where it isn't. I can't escape. SOD-

Sad thing about this? If you listen to it enough, it starts to make sense.

@RasTona_

6 күн бұрын

Not everyone gets it. It’s actually poetic &precise. If u hve ever used ur stove 2bake something, u hve used the basic form of the system he was talking about. Ur stove uses a thermometer (thermocoupler) that sends signal 2ur timer/stove controller. It measures the temperature & adjusts the heat 2 the temperature u set it 2 cook. Eg. u wanna bake ur pizza @425F, u set ur oven for 425F. The stove heats up until it reaches 425F, then cuts power off. Since u want 2bake ur 🍕 for 20mins @425F, the stove controller will hold the temp @425. If it gets cooler, &reaches 420F, the thermocoupler signals ur stove to power on and go high, back2 425F. Ur stoves control system measures temperature. The missile guidance system measures, speed/acceleration, direction, gps data etc.. to adjust its trajectory and hit the target 🎯 u programmed it 2hit(just like u would program ur stove). The missile guidance system has to process an immense amount of data to make adjustments real time. (Some oversimplification.) It’s generally called P.I.D, Proportional Integral Derivative.

@lanchanoinguyen2914

Күн бұрын

The missile use a rotating transparent disc with lines that acts like a tone generator focus plane,the heat from the outer side would result a faster pulse than the inner(angular velocity),this priciple also apply for the size of the heat source.And this mechanism can help the sensor to know about the orthogonal of the target in term of dot product and scalar.But that is not enough: target × rocket = dot or: x1*x2+y1*y2=dot if rocket is statical then (x2,y2)=(0,0) which make nosense. The rocket must knows its global position,by obtaining its movements first,it can then calculates the (x1,y1) of the target.There is also another way to do this without knowing the rocket position but due to the lack of design i can only assume this.

One of the funniest things I've heard for a while!

lol :D like a riddle

They should have hired Abbott and Costello to explain this...

Thank you KZread algorithm for bringing me to where I wasn't before.

Tory Bruno brought you here

@th3gov3rnm3nt

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@ultimatesteve9647

3 жыл бұрын

No, Jeff is who, Tory is not who.

As clear as mud 👍

The old fire control joke! Love it!

@ilyass78877

3 жыл бұрын

Are u Enginner ?

@vereferreus5262

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilyass78877 positive

@ilyass78877

3 жыл бұрын

@@vereferreus5262 so yes

I added this to my Comedy playlist

I was here or have I left yet?

@TheTeehee11111

4 жыл бұрын

You shall know where you wasn't first, then you can figure out where you are, and by substracting where you are to where you wasn't, you'll know where you were.

so, where my body isn't, is not where it is, but where i am i currently am, but if i walk upwards, i am now the place i wasn't therefore making the place i was the place i am not

I came here to jokingly comment "The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't" before realizing that that is literally the video.

It finds how much it needs to correct its self by to approach the target and If there are variations it repeats the previous step.

It sounds like something Douglas Adams would write

This video definitely made me a better chess player.

Please tell me this is a real thing shown to people

@yahboisquishy5561

Жыл бұрын

KYM says it’s from a 1997 Air Force training video

@puppergump4117

Жыл бұрын

@@yahboisquishy5561 That's probably when they invented Bottom Gun then

summed up: the missile has gps and it sees the target, does math, and can tell if it is moving or not, going the right way, or not, and knows how to get there

what? this is the reason you would pay someone for the test answers

guys i think this means that mater from cars is a missile

There are multiple versions of this tongue twister on youtube.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

When someone asks a developer to explain how the code works lol. This is actually how a computer calculates things or at least other comments say so. But there's really no reason to verbally explain the code.

This sounds more like some esoteric philosophy than technology.

I'm more confused now than when i wasn't. I thought i came here to learn something but found out i came here because i didn't want to learn something. Which brings me to the point, was i really here or was i wasn't?❓⁉️

Not knowing where you are, is directly proportional to knowing where you want to be and knowing how to get there is halfway the battle of knowing you don't know but only when u carry the 2 ÷ 3.14 /5 (duh)

The missile know too much

Ok now I am here, but no longer where I was, but I also know where I am not so I have acquired a deviation. Got it! Right off you go...

How does a missile know where it isn't when it doesn't know where it is?

I feel proud because I understand everything about this video.

@Water-Pancake

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleo64 then explain

@jaxsonme

2 жыл бұрын

then explain

@edgyzero6305

2 жыл бұрын

Then explain.

@leonmat26

2 жыл бұрын

​@@edgyzero6305 Literally all it says. Is: Missile knows where it is not. To move: Missiles moves to where it is not. And then by doing this figures out where it was.

@puppergump4117

Жыл бұрын

@@leonmat26 So are you saying that the guidance system isn't precise enough to get the missile's exact location, so the missile just follows some steps at certain intervals and then they sync? Or is this a mind game

I knew something was gonna be off when I saw the video length.

What... tf... was that..... ** *Drops 2 hits of acid and watches this again* ** Ohhhh!!!! NOW it makes ppurrrfffeeecccttt sense!!!!

As an Engineer I need to learn it

The URBAN Dictionary: tongue-twister Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it: One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly. Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"

I only heard where,wasn't,not,here,isn't

Basically the programme was so messed up the guided munitions didn't know where it was, translate this to Kim Joon un to have their own smart munitions

Wtf this make me forget even where i was from where i wasn't now

So, totally unrelated question.. Does this lesson also apply to ballistic missiles? More specifically one that carries nuclear

took me some time to realise it is a joke

@thefunnybuddy4138

5 жыл бұрын

is it?

@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481

5 жыл бұрын

What if it wasn't?

@rsrt6910

Жыл бұрын

@@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 If you subtract if it was from if it wasn't, then you have acquired a "deviation".

I bet it knows where i am with this tech

Can somebody please explain to me why all US military videos from 50's-60's are in this voice?

So the missile isn't where it is ?

My math teacher teaching me basic stuff

Now I know where I think I am🤔🤯

My brain hurts now

Understand

now all makes scence 🤯

Our lord, Tory sent me here

Am I still exist?

Who created those theory of " where it is & where it Isn't " Where it was & where it wasn’t!!!

Is it not where it isn't or now where it is? I missed the bit where was now where it isn't...

Watch the video with volume off, and actually read🤓

My brain just crashed trying to understand what he said, dint know missiles are so intellectual & philosophical. Missle:- "where I am is where i was not to be, where I should be is where I am not now ......KA-Boom💥

Ukranians watching this: This is not the video you're looking for

Is this the "fitness gram pacer test" guy

I just passed the test but, I was not there to take the test.

@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481

5 жыл бұрын

In the case where a test is passed when someone wasn't there to take the test, the subject has acquired a wot in tarnation variation.

Well im a missle because i was not in the position of watching the video so i used diveation to be on the video and im not sure where i am but i know where i was

It's rocket science. What did you expect?

Clear as mud

Who is here after being sent by Tory Bruno?

What exactly did I learned here??? 🤔

Pretty sure this only ment for cruise missiles

@markp.7109

5 жыл бұрын

Technically applies to anything inertially guided.

@TheTeehee11111

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the mathematical formulas make a whole lot more sense then the shit this guy is saying.

understoodable

.. it's called air in your head..