"Can we go home, the Portuguese are coming" -Schlatt 2019

@ceecie5776

4 жыл бұрын

The modern day Paul Revere

@lolfelix_4920

4 жыл бұрын

when

@qlus

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolfelix_4920 *mucdounald salad*

@rune6556

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolfelix_4920 20:34

@guidinhorusso9905

4 жыл бұрын

-Natives 1500

“But mostly c o c k a n d d i c k”

@defvalleydriver

4 жыл бұрын

444 444 that had me screaming I woke up me mams at 5am lol

@madzath6741

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@cranjismcbasketball919

4 жыл бұрын

And bballlsss

@roguieC60

4 жыл бұрын

ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ

@egggwommb4292

4 жыл бұрын

444 444 does anyone know where to find that audio because id make that my ringer so it would ring in class 😂😂😂😂

"brush your teeth, gay boy" is a criminally underrated line

@dellcomputer9181

3 жыл бұрын

@Weenie Penie what else is criminal?

@dellcomputer9181

3 жыл бұрын

@Weenie Penie

@aruuzon4118

3 жыл бұрын

@Weenie Penie wrong

@allxrtx6594

3 жыл бұрын

@@aruuzon4118 correct

@aruuzon4118

3 жыл бұрын

@@allxrtx6594 :/

The fact that these packs aren't public is a crime

@epic5706

3 жыл бұрын

Yea dude I need these

@dtoskar

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t pvp without this!

@curtiscutler43

3 жыл бұрын

I want the schlatt one

@peratattica

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN ARE THESE TWO PACKS GOING TO BE PUBLIC IT'S A CRIME FOR HUMANITY

@Nugcon

3 жыл бұрын

Time to hack into Carson's computer

“YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE MAN” -Sheep Schlatt

@chosentonessournotes

4 жыл бұрын

DAAAAA DA DAAAA DANANAAAAANAAAAAA -Pig Schlatt

@justanaverage14yearold64

4 жыл бұрын

Pchligtt

@MidgeCat

4 жыл бұрын

Can you give me the timestamp for Sheep Schlatt i can't find it lmao

@MidgeCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@bowsercake3336 The one place i didn't think to look

@titlo3646

4 жыл бұрын

Pig. Pig shclatt

The chat asked if he was gay every time he opened his inventory the whole stream if you were wondering.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

taycat 34 watch out we got a g e n i u s over here

@dullicecream

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@man3son1

3 жыл бұрын

Thats all i could ever hope for.

@aaroncheeseman9652

3 жыл бұрын

Gayschlatt

@poggersquirrel583

3 жыл бұрын

yoshikage kira bop bo bay

every time I come back to this video “BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GAY BOY” makes me laugh it’s my favorite part

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

he R E F U S E

The fear in Carson's eyes as he looked at the sky, and the obvious joy in Schlatt's voice, this is a good video

@sovietsnake4726

3 жыл бұрын

peepee

@mcdoodlesnap

Жыл бұрын

@@sovietsnake4726 why does that mean baby

@sovietsnake4726

Жыл бұрын

@@mcdoodlesnap how immature, crass and otherwise rude of you. This behavior is unacceptable

@dbkwk9

Жыл бұрын

​@@sovietsnake4726 s

The thought of Schlatt crying while shouting "PIG" into a microphone makes me laugh.

@hairynugget2193

4 жыл бұрын

The thought of schlatt saying "PIG SCHLATT" or "HELP, I AM STUCK IN A SHEEP" makes me laught

@sooshi6028

4 жыл бұрын

also the just the image of schlatt trying to sing an acapella version a minecraft song LMAO

@ashikjaman1940

4 жыл бұрын

“I’M SUCH A FUCKING COW MOOO”

@nemo7112

4 жыл бұрын

the thought of schlatt makes me laugh

@iiomqfaderz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

Schlatt chooses immediate impact when making a ressource pack Carson prefers a slow descent into insanity

@kingliolaeus5949

4 жыл бұрын

Good tigrex

@tonk1044

4 жыл бұрын

69 is ok. But Fallout 76 IS HORRIBLE!

@beanssixty-nine1774

4 жыл бұрын

Invisible creepers

@flambedread9532

4 жыл бұрын

@@happyjohnny8976 I know that link

@happyjohnny8976

4 жыл бұрын

Furret don’t we all 😂

4:03 "here i come!" "they got a juicy inside" *WHA* "jeffery epstein did not kill-" "okay-" *W H E E Z E*

@tgnm9615

2 жыл бұрын

1.1k but no reply? Ok then. Also, whats Schlatt talking about juice?

@MelRosewood

2 жыл бұрын

@@tgnm9615 since he was talking about the stone trees that evidently has a _rock_ hard outer shell, the wood inside the rock shell is technically softer, and has a more wet feeling. So that’s why.

@h2oPit

Жыл бұрын

*_S H O O K E T H_*

I still hate the fact that the second I saw the sun on schlatt’s POV I instantly knew what it was

@tgnm9615

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick?

@heatherperleberg7816

3 жыл бұрын

@@tgnm9615 Pat Rick

@bigpigeon2384

10 ай бұрын

Some kinda fucked up patrick star?

Carson: *dances to menu music* Schlatt: *H O R N Y A S S M E N*

@mames5269

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@eggboi3579

4 жыл бұрын

It fit tho...

@mames5269

4 жыл бұрын

@@eggboi3579 truu

@teslamodelxp100d6

4 жыл бұрын

1:56

@metalgearfangirlariana5728

4 жыл бұрын

What is the song

“the vibes between these streams are vastly different right now” what was shown did not serve it JUSTICE. one was a goddamn horror movie while the other was a gta highlights video.

@kite2036

4 жыл бұрын

Which is which

@jishafish5691

4 жыл бұрын

Still it was fucking hilarious

@ttwelvecatss2359

4 жыл бұрын

@@kite2036 depends on your sexuality

@kite2036

4 жыл бұрын

@@ttwelvecatss2359 yeah ok sure

@carlosbalazs2492

4 жыл бұрын

Where can I see the streams?

Don’t care about the drama, this is funny

@passiveplayz7415

3 жыл бұрын

u mean the drama thats basically nothing

@cayde-6feetunder531

3 жыл бұрын

How have I not herd about the drama yet? What happened?

@coolfactsaboutsharks

3 жыл бұрын

@@cayde-6feetunder531 it doesn’t matter

@bosscarson1865

3 жыл бұрын

While rewatching I can’t stop thinking about it

@theonlyMoancore

3 жыл бұрын

Like damn, stay outta this man's personal life. As long as he doesn't commit an *actual* crime, he's chill.

Listen. I don't care what happened. This video is funny as shit

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

I still wanna know what the XP bar said tho

@morejemmex6367

3 жыл бұрын

@@hallway_revenant7919 hint. It's a president

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

@@morejemmex6367 I am American so naturally the only three presidents I know are Trump, Obama, and Garfield

@morejemmex6367

3 жыл бұрын

@@hallway_revenant7919 well it's one.. its one of the three

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

@@morejemmex6367 does it say trump

Schlatt’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh Carson’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh

@dausthrowaway4349

4 жыл бұрын

sucks that schlatt wasnt able to enjoy the stream as much as carson did

@andrewbell23

4 жыл бұрын

@@dausthrowaway4349 that seems to be a trend with jschlatts streams

@TempestuousGuy05

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewbell23 F

@ellaw.3836

4 жыл бұрын

Kraio what does the text on the exp bar say? 20:05

@thatguy1630

4 жыл бұрын

WickyGirl33 WickyGirl33 obama

Every time Carson bursts out laughing I fear that he might evaporate.

@DanielKolbin

4 жыл бұрын

.

@BlueMaskGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Ofel same

@chum5518

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Forlorn_Overseer

3 жыл бұрын

@iit’2 2ollux bruh MMMMM IS THAT ANOTHER *FILTHY HOMESTUCK I SMELL?*

“Carson you gotta help me I’m stuck in this pig” -Schlatt

16:24-16:42 is probably the funniest 18 seconds i’ve ever experienced watching a Minecraft video.

@rolemodel8383

2 жыл бұрын

very relatable, very true

Shlatt: “Dude we got to go back to the house” Carson: “why” Shlatt: “ the Portuguese are coming”

@Yukchii

4 жыл бұрын

I showed this comment to my friend and his Portuguese and he told me to fuck my sister.. even tho he moved to Alabama and he has a sister

@ZAYKONN

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yukchii Guess your part of the family now

@Yukchii

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZAYKONN Shit-

@diamondrhino64

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@CepticTech

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s kill da ho beeeetch

Carson: "Oh, that's not funny." Also Carson: **Laughs hysterically**

@hat602

4 жыл бұрын

“I am not gay Carson.”

@callmekremit7147

4 жыл бұрын

Artsy Gamer “you’re pretty gay dude”

@andrive

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dryyummydonuts7296

4 жыл бұрын

" *i am not gay* "

@nirvanasubliminals2849

4 жыл бұрын

Im lik 4000

Ah, the glory days

Monsters : *speaks Portuguese with a thick accent* Carson : is that French?

Carson's haircut makes him look like a peasant during feudal times

@bosha6654

4 жыл бұрын

@@gioni0n612 Fuck off mate, someone cant just tell a good joke anymore without some dumbass coming along and quoting r/this and r/that outside of reddit. You couldve done anything else with your time yet you decided to post the name of a subreddit in a youtube comment section of a callmecarson video. Honestly if i was even half as useless as you i wouldve killed myself already.

@Gregorio416

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment was fine until that last sentence

@taka-yt9or

4 жыл бұрын

@@bosha6654 "You couldve done anything else with your time" Why didn't you?

@taka-yt9or

4 жыл бұрын

@@gioni0n612 he's so mad xD

@sci_pain3409

4 жыл бұрын

Bosha cool

I'm from Brazil,and the skeletons speak "target neutralized"

@goncaloalmeida3181

4 жыл бұрын

They also say "switching weapon"

@nomenome3244

4 жыл бұрын

and “passing over the knife”

@GuilhermeOliveira-zc9kf

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@harmlessbystander621

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they where Russian

@TSREMYO82

4 жыл бұрын

Those are all lines from Modern Warfare 2, coming from the Brasilian militia

Carson’s laugh is ✨crunchy✨

@wewli344

3 жыл бұрын

Wheres the funny

@wykon6700

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so contagious and it sounds so genuine that I just have to laugh along with him

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

*it hurts my ears*

@ZAZUL11111

2 жыл бұрын

Where’s the funny

I still come back to this video when I need a laugh. Never gets old.

@hudbudthedudhudbudthedud5252

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@shakal_

Жыл бұрын

for me its the gta video, i probably remember half of it by heart by now

@bi-polar-bear4852

Жыл бұрын

Man i miss the old times

jschlatt’s textures: actually has effort carson’s textures: i n v i s i b l e c r e e p e r s

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

your toes did you forget Obama crafting?

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

your toes have you forgotten the Patrick sun?

@yourtoes2879

4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Zero no i havent i just found the invisible creepers funny

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

your toes *super* invisible creepers

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

your toes have you forgotten stone turned to *stone*

Carson’s laugh is like a walrus having a heart attack and I love it

@magicpug4265

4 жыл бұрын

yeah I laugh every time he laughs

@cinnamonbummer9504

4 жыл бұрын

It's more like a kazzo that smokes a pack each day

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

Cinnamon Bummer kazoo* and also 30 packs a day*

@user-nw8ek6kn9e

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

@Blackholebirb

4 жыл бұрын

@@magicpug4265 stay away guardian D:

16:13 I’m not sure how I feel about Schlatt moaning

@paradiche8925

3 жыл бұрын

He did this while using the vibrator

13:52 made me laugh so hard. "Why would you change andesite to stone? Wtf is wrong with you?"

@cartercravillion

3 жыл бұрын

GRANITE!?

Carson sounds like a mammoth every time he starts laughing

@Oli-ey7rt

4 жыл бұрын

Will Drift He summons a demon every time he laughs

@Tango_Raptor

4 жыл бұрын

Every time he laughs, we get closer to armageddon

@xdC33

4 жыл бұрын

am i suppose to know what a mammoth sounds like?

@cdub5k

4 жыл бұрын

No no, you know those squeeze pigs that wheeze when you squeeze them? That's what he sounds like

@mariusman3671

4 жыл бұрын

It cures my depression

5:59 if you didnt catch the stream, it did not get old and every single time schlatt opened his inventory chat went into "schlatt are you gay" mode

@thegamelabgaming7556

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, i was curious to know. Does not surprise me knowing his audience tho 😂

20:36 Did schlatt predict the "You're Going To Brazil" Memes?

@sammygecko_

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t know how relevant this is, but The first time I saw the “Come to Brazil” meme was in a Kingani vid titled “Curser minion images” from 12+ months ago. I don’t think they’re the same meme exactly... But Schlatt does have a way of predicting things..

@medicburdy7791

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean like the Sudden Uprising of the meme. I kind of said that wrong.

Miss these guys together

@thegrimreaper6787

Жыл бұрын

Same bro...

Carson looks like he’s constantly having unlimited amounts of stress

@aimbotarrow5981

4 жыл бұрын

Good or bad?

@Cyridi31

4 жыл бұрын

@@aimbotarrow5981 good stress? how?

@KingOshawott23

4 жыл бұрын

AimbotArrow5 definitely good

@KingOshawott23

4 жыл бұрын

Ярослав Симоненко like funny stress

@Cyridi31

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingOshawott23 Well that's new

“I forgot to tell you the nether is terrifying” *enters nether* “HERE I COOME!”

@talsubach5979

4 жыл бұрын

he "entered the nether", eh?

@Forlorn_Overseer

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot this was Carson's video and for a second thought this was a Dream video

@viovenus992

2 жыл бұрын

@@talsubach5979 m

@voidkat4202

11 ай бұрын

"Jeffrey Epstein did not killed himself"

I miss this era😞

@terrorbite2128

Жыл бұрын

Sad to see how well they got along

@quantumblauthor7300

7 ай бұрын

​@@terrorbite2128wish they'd been fighting instead

the simpler times

“Here I come” “Epstein didn’t kill himself”

@ugandanknuckles6939

4 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye"

@tarlo2365

4 жыл бұрын

Almost sounds like a threat

@ep0516

4 жыл бұрын

*_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ_*

@cassiebucknall9952

4 жыл бұрын

Jschlatt definitely killed Epstein

@alexsiemers7898

4 жыл бұрын

Cassie Bucknall I thought Epstein was launched out of the solar system on an experimental spacecraft

“I’m not gay, why‘d you turn andesite to stone?” jschlatt 2019

@vo1t_418

2 жыл бұрын

a criminally underrated line, with no comments? despicable

I love how Carson thinks the skeletons speak french, when "Trocando de arma!" and "Alvo neutralizado!" Is just brazilian portuguese lmao (I speak portuguese)

@ndlang516

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes classic modern warfare

"You took from the furnace, I can't stream with you anymore." Now: "Going on an among us date with James Charles"

Brazilians zombies be like: *TROCANDO DE ARMA!!! PASSANDO A FACA!!! ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!!!*

@NoU-pf8fc

4 жыл бұрын

Cinfoni Spatium what does this translate to?

@nyffiVEVO

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoU-pf8fc "CHANGING WEAPON!!! PASSING THE KNIFE!!! TARGET NEUTRALIZED!!!"

@NoU-pf8fc

4 жыл бұрын

Nyffi k thanks

@jaredaldridge9310

4 жыл бұрын

They are the from call of duty modern warfare 2

@tomcruise5956

4 жыл бұрын

As a Brazilian I gotta say It made me scream

Carson: *hears a voice that's not english* Also carson: *gets incredibly afraid*

@pedroribeiro9746

4 жыл бұрын

*hears portuguese* "OH NO NOT THE FRENCH"

@noodles_boy1782

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft: Alvo neutralizado! Carson: *Visibly in fear*

Jschlatt:Complains about Invisible Creepers Also Jschlatt:Makes all the tools invisible

Time doesn't even feel the same after realising this was more than 2 years ago.

@Joshua-hz3cl

Жыл бұрын

dude Im with you.

he didn’t realize that schlatt made his cursor a cross

@ratbitch6801

4 жыл бұрын

He did in the stream, but didnt put it in the video

@stork01

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@bramchatrou472

4 жыл бұрын

Its jesus

@greenmovie13

4 жыл бұрын

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

@geirokkuii5707

4 жыл бұрын

i didn't notice until i read this comment lmao

i wish we had a stream of schlatt recording the voice lines for all of carson’s pack

@mystuff6477

4 жыл бұрын

Josie Joyner oh god you don’t know what you’re doing

@mystuff6477

4 жыл бұрын

Josie Joyner fuck

@pal_mac_

4 жыл бұрын

I am so tired

@batvadergaming

4 жыл бұрын

pal mac then go to fucking bed

@ayoitsmellow

4 жыл бұрын

I need this

after all this time, i only just now noticed that schlatt made Carson’s crosshair an actual cross

22:05 I dead I woke everyone at 2am because I couldn't control my laughing 😂

hears brazilian call of duty lines "NOT THE FRENCH"

@YumiiOGT

4 жыл бұрын

"ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!"

@mscottcarpenter

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@victormaia2399

4 жыл бұрын

portuguese

@joaodomingos8367

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormaia2399 im from portugal and i prefer to say brazilian over portuguese

@isabelasalvador6556

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaodomingos8367 that's like saying Canadians speak Canadian or Australians speak Australian dude

Th noise Carson makes before he laughs sounds like when you accidentally suck up a sock with a vacuum cleaner.

@thelqualomee1040

4 жыл бұрын

i cant unhear it now you asshole

@forgers949

4 жыл бұрын

I can hear that before i nohing holes ass horse

@tokiWren

4 жыл бұрын

@@forgers949 wut

@aversetripod7515

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh so damn hard

@Anth0ny_LT

3 жыл бұрын

@@forgers949 I agree my friend.

The cocktober is over made him cry. He did it to himself 😂😂

“Where are the Skeletons From?” I like entertaining the idea that a Bone Mob can originate from an actual country

Schlatt’s pure anger and horror when he realizes that Carson made Creepers invisible. “YOU MADE THEM INVISIBLE”

When schlatt said “brush your teeth gay boi” lmaoooo

@catsareyes6446

4 жыл бұрын

Je Studios 5:55 Then the weird laugh came.

@kineticraptor3318

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

Cats Are YES you mean the gods laugh peasant?

@catsareyes6446

4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Zero Sounds like a jammed leaf blower.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

Cats Are YES its every time you put the vaccum cleaner flat on the floor and it goes whEEeEEe

1:55 the 2nd grade class when what does the fox say starts playing

5:52 no matter the controversies no matter the time no matter anyone's opinions this fucking line is forever fucking hilarious

@TUTOSANDROIDtutorialesymas

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

“I hate the French dude” -CallMeCarson “Oh no oh god oh no it’s president Barrack Obama” -Jschlatt

@lt-yx1hx

4 жыл бұрын

@@joles8 could you repeat that at without the all-caps and such?

4:10 Carson laughed so hard he went autotune

@Nankaina.

4 жыл бұрын

I'm crying

@christopherholmes3182

4 жыл бұрын

How does he laugh like that??

@blockydogy1188

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I FELT THAT SO HARD

@Nikola-ro4mb

4 жыл бұрын

allagahahahahahandmsjekfskfbjfmejr HdjjrbELO IM HANDSOME jack

@mylesdonovan9068

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna eat his mic his mouth opened so wide

After 8 months I just realized Carson’s curser is a cross, well done Jschlatt

you know the joke is funny when Carson's laugh turns on auto tune

I imagine Carson making the menu song for Schlatt be Stal

@starsheep1140

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly he should have gone the whole 9 yards and made all the music stal

@smartstuf1026

4 жыл бұрын

The stream would be shorter for sure.

@Electricparx

4 жыл бұрын

And Salad

@sarahlin6600

4 жыл бұрын

stal joke haha funny

@user-ym4rx2sl5o

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT but.. JUST IMaginE.. what if? he put on his funyy mike😳😳

Carson missed the perfect opportunity to replace his entire soundtrack with nothing but Stal

@Forlorn_Overseer

3 жыл бұрын

Trye

@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797

3 жыл бұрын

Trye

@bearcatben4762

3 жыл бұрын

Trye

@samelthecamel4851

3 жыл бұрын

Trye

@trackernivrig

3 жыл бұрын

Trye

POV: When Carson no longer uploads and trying to seek for 2021 comments

5:52 just a small timestamp for myself, just ignore it

@FemboxAirsoft

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually my fav moment

@homad9531

3 жыл бұрын

bRuSh YoUr TeEth GaY BoI😂

Carson should have changed lava to water

@yougyattCAGEd

3 жыл бұрын

hot water but it's much hotter than how hot it can get

@Forlorn_Overseer

3 жыл бұрын

Actually keep the lava and water look the same but have opposite effects

@yooo9503

3 жыл бұрын

@@Forlorn_Overseer so just swaping the textures

@Forlorn_Overseer

3 жыл бұрын

@@yooo9503 yeah basically

@Thwack992

3 жыл бұрын

Flaccid baby teeth _ But then it becomes obvious, imagine him just jumping into lava and not realising

Schlatt: “Here I come” Carson: *takes something from the furnace* Shlatt: “Goodbye”

I wish they actually released the texture packs

@gang4135

3 жыл бұрын

They are thinking of releasing it, in the future, I think so.

@janfungusamon4926

3 жыл бұрын

@@gang4135 I don't think they've thought about this video since it was uploaded.

@ki-adimundiwithahelmet8649

2 жыл бұрын

How did they make it??

11:00 pure terror in his voice

I just realized something. On Schlatt's pack, when "Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself" and funny mic scream (not the thunder) played... _Those are cave noises_ *He somehow made cave noises even creepier.* Why.

@tkic3164

4 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't include FNAF noises.

@tydshiin5783

4 жыл бұрын

@@tkic3164 thats so olds school to scare anyone

@crepsecularcorvus1674

4 жыл бұрын

@@peskyrat4 Ok but Fnaf ambience is legit unnerving

@crepsecularcorvus1674

4 жыл бұрын

@@peskyrat4 Yep, that's Fnaf

@iiomqfaderz

4 жыл бұрын

@Wacky Heart how is it scary?

Side of medication bottle: side affects include blood farts and death People in commercials: 1:55

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

blood farts? or blood, farts, and death?

@darktea3744

4 жыл бұрын

Thats called a period

"Are we in a Vanossgaming video!?" I CRIED

@BecomingMoon

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha me toooo I’ve been watching vanoss for so long so I know what he means lolll

who's watching this in 2011?

@PlacidSine

3 ай бұрын

🙏🙏😭😭😎🫵🫵🥱🥱💪👾👾😂😂😐🥊🎣🎣🎣🥳🤢👽👽🎊🎊❌😐

"THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING" - Natives upon seeing Pedro Álvares Cabral approaching Brazil's northeast coast, circa 1500

@l-uiz

4 жыл бұрын

ALVO NEUTRALIZADO

@alka1162

4 жыл бұрын

ok, isso foi muito criativo...

I have watched “pig. Pig Schlatt” a hundred times and I’m still laughing till I wheeze. Am I doing comedy right?

@AtE1600

4 жыл бұрын

He said he recorded it but it sounds like Connor

@pango9519

4 жыл бұрын

Pig Schlatt is my favorite by far

@dankfacts4640

3 жыл бұрын

no you arent

@MrCat0

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Skel_fgc

3 жыл бұрын

I watched Pig Schlatt for like 20 minutes and I rewatched the video now. Laughed just as hard.

It really sucks what's happening right now in Carson's life, but what he did was wrong, not through age, just the fact that he took advantage of his fans, I hope he fixes this time in his life

@lord_lozers587

3 жыл бұрын

@@prettypants4824 Its more the fact that he didn't do anything to prevent it, if something like that happens you need to make it stop, an underage girl sharing nudes with a legal male, (or vise-versa) is wrong, and there were many ways to stop it,

@emberpowertcg7692

3 жыл бұрын

@@prettypants4824 twitter blew it out of proportion, most people wouldn't care, switch the ages,switch the genders....no one wold care

@saltlickbeau

3 жыл бұрын

@@prettypants4824 well i guess but people mentioned him getting help because he has severe depression. if i recall correctly schlatt mentioned that they encouraged him to get therapy but he never did

Took me 2 years to realise Carson cross hair is literally a cross.

Carson: laughing Schlatt: chuckling Skeleton: *"Alvo neutralizado!"*

@gdq7520

3 жыл бұрын

Trocando de arma

@Beatorz

3 жыл бұрын

passando faca

@arthyzxx1837

3 жыл бұрын

Alvo neutralizado

@rogelioruiz583

3 жыл бұрын

Tirando granada!

@danerferreira8909

3 жыл бұрын

BR kkk

vine: "Not to be racist, but asian people..." *insert carson's laugh*

@jesse_u2282

4 жыл бұрын

chloe benton this deserves more like omg

@josephgamel5190

4 жыл бұрын

4:10 be like

@jessesenna

4 жыл бұрын

I read this just as that moment came

@jaystephens672

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes 🤯

@HankSmashes

4 жыл бұрын

also 5:55

0:14 I like how all the sheep start saying “I am stuck in a sheep.” Instead of any of the other voice lines schlatt gave it. And “baaaaaaaa”

It was January 6th. I had woken up, and had been binging Carson's videos. I was laughing, having a blast. A good way to wake up. After a while, I decided to take a break and go on TikTok, this being the last video I watched. Once I went to TikTok, the news was the first thing that was on my for you page. Immediately, my heart dropped. I had liked the content he made, made me happy at my worst times. The news hit me, and I didn't think straight. I pointed him out as the bad guy, unsubbing to him without realizing that it wasn't bad, and that it was made on a lie. Today marks day 2 of watching Carson's videos again, and I will be subscribing once again.

@ethanawaao1291

2 жыл бұрын

Literally ain’t even that bad. They were both young and dumb, we can move on.

@lapine.mp4lapine.mp350

2 жыл бұрын

the story of a non-twitter user

@loansharkbass

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll be honest, I never actually watched Carson’s videos before the controversy. However, as time went on I got curious and started watching his videos

So glad I got to witness this masterpiece / monstrosity live

@benstone1O1

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@benfuertes6585

4 жыл бұрын

*its a* _monsterpiece_

@CatboyLenin

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Balensio

4 жыл бұрын

yeah like 2 years ago

@buabua3509

4 жыл бұрын

Same

“IM STUCK IN THIS SHEEP IM STUCK IM STUCK” ~Jebediah Schlatt

@stahby

4 жыл бұрын

jebediah sheep

@prestonsamson3674

4 жыл бұрын

KZread glitched and allowed me to like this three times. *Happy noises*

I like how Schlatt’s texture pack was an immediate shock factor that kept giving. But Carson’s was a slow descent into madness.

Schlatt telling Carson he can't stream with him anymore is a lot funnier in 2021

@JamesCondone

2 жыл бұрын

lol

We need a download of these texture packs

@allisonlyncosky1620

4 жыл бұрын

Miggies yes

@mamamemie8913

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@somerandomguy3666

4 жыл бұрын

I would buy right away

@tayd7929

4 жыл бұрын

yesssss

@somerandomguy3666

4 жыл бұрын

@@tayd7929 I would put it for the whole sever so everyone gets earraped

"Alvo neutralizado" "Alvo atingido" "Trocando de arma!" Carson: Not the french

@giantdwarf.

4 жыл бұрын

foda msm

@renantokki3164

4 жыл бұрын

@O Gaúcho kkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjkj n me irritou, mas blz

@PhoenixAce

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel like people aren’t actually saying anything here 🧐 XD

@annoyingDemoncat

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixAce vai embora gringo

@Grexxa

4 жыл бұрын

what the fuck is happening here? is this some kind of youtube underground section?

The pig schlatt bit is so underrated

I miss this...

It's like they're both on separate, customized, minecraft drug trips

Brazilian mobs: “target acquired” Carson: *_NO!! NOT THE FRENCH!!_* Schlatt: *_THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING!!_*

@denebu

4 жыл бұрын

doesn’t Brazil speak Portugese

@thatsoldierisaspy8397

4 жыл бұрын

@@denebu pt-br is way diferent from pt-pt but you can say like that doe

@lotto5498

4 жыл бұрын

Brazil is Portuguese.

@impazie

4 жыл бұрын

@@denebu Well yes, but actually no.

@venusboreal1761

4 жыл бұрын

@@lotto5498 Brazil is not portuguese lmao

Man these were the times

@akey_9655

2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna miss this tbh

@akey_9655

2 жыл бұрын

@@o.s.h.4613 kind of, yeah, i think

I smiled the entire time I watched this and I was taking the most painful and large shit i have ever had no exaggeration

@Hema-mr3wx

2 жыл бұрын

too much info bro

@prodigygamer9246

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, lol. But it's true, it fucking hurt.

"Here I come!" "JEFFERY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF" Carson: *loses his shit*

@suckersupreme4380

4 жыл бұрын

That bit fucking killed me

@Kristoffer-node

4 жыл бұрын

So did i

@liamkarmasine8793

4 жыл бұрын

Goat mode: enabled

When Carson sleeps the only thing he can hear is the Portuguese screams of the mobs in Minecraft.

@joaoostroski4778

4 жыл бұрын

Like he lies in his bed and he just hear *”TROCANDO DE ARMA”*

@thejekky_br5022

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly as a brazilian i just wanted to scream really badly because of how bad it was

Schlatt: Wait, it’s all stone? Carson: Always has been.

i was struggling to hold back the laughter but the furnace part broke me