sorry for the wait everyone, I hope since this is my longest video ever it will make up for it here's that song I made by the way: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZWyo1aWNY7rYY6Q.html

@alsnt3264

4 жыл бұрын

CallMeCarson it did

@TheBudderCat

4 жыл бұрын

cram

@noirlime4625

4 жыл бұрын

How nice of you

@happyfeet2198

4 жыл бұрын

Carson why didn't you buy cram

@Josuh

4 жыл бұрын

Nic e

“That means I made like... twelve dollars” “What does twelve mean?” “Who are you?”

@theunknxwntune8919

4 жыл бұрын

Me on LSD

@Prometheu577

4 жыл бұрын

i read this whilst that was playing. that was a fucking awesome.

@JagiUGG

4 жыл бұрын

Its like 2 chatbots

@trogalitious8987

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like 😎

@mrgatlampa9833

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this comment have so many likes? Its just a copy of the video

i think my favorite part about the cram thing is that after carson left, even with the glitch, ted would've heard the sound of him disconnecting from the call. so he just sat there and muttered 'cram' into the microphone in a call by himself

@crazyskate2479

3 жыл бұрын

Cram backwards is marc and the mark salesman across the street is the opposite of cram

@abrahamo2895

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyskate2479 we know, this was unrelated, now shut up

@Adrian-zb4ck

2 жыл бұрын

@@abrahamo2895 cram

@abrahamo2895

2 жыл бұрын

@@Adrian-zb4ck :)

@fishball524

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a way to carry out this glitch on purpose? Cause it looks funny.

Here’s a drinking game: When scrolling through the comments, sort by new, and every time you see a comment like: “tHiS dIdN’t AgE wElL” have a shot of vodka.

@Rivrax6

3 жыл бұрын

bro you’re gonna get people killed

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

I’m already in the hospital.

@M4TH31SM

3 жыл бұрын

Im... 11 and I dont have a vodka :( even if we did my mom wont let me drink it

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4TH31SM weak

@M4TH31SM

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyfieri4017 Shut up Im not going to Wendys again

Man’s gonna need a sequel to this one

@alaaddintimez1887

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jgperes

3 жыл бұрын

Noooooo 😭 lmao

@awesomeguy6388

3 жыл бұрын

He is the sequel

@rileyg.5888

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes bro...

@danielbarhydt2957

3 жыл бұрын

Why you gotta do him like that😂

Carson: *leaves call* C r a m Carson: Wh- eh must be my head. Also Carson: *goes to bed later* His nightmares: c r a m

@isuckatusernames4297

4 жыл бұрын

His eyeball were later replaced with cram layd out in the sun for about a fortnite

@papichollo6012

3 жыл бұрын

Titouan Pontet no

@Funnydoc

3 жыл бұрын

Ted is all knowing and lives in the sky

@kynto

3 жыл бұрын

PRYVIOUSLY

@morningboy_

3 жыл бұрын

Titouan Pontet I-

good video carson i will take two buckets of cram

@HelljumperJJG

4 жыл бұрын

no

@tacksonjoxic7248

4 жыл бұрын

no

@vursuh

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@rassberryjam6240

4 жыл бұрын

Hey daddy

@ghostgp1949

4 жыл бұрын

I think you need to talk to Ted on that one.

Traves is so incredibly underrated it’s depressing

@gregorygaming8278

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@Booleanaal

2 жыл бұрын

where did he go? :(

@lpskittymaker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Booleanaal I think he broke his leg or something along those lines

@Booleanaal

2 жыл бұрын

@@lpskittymaker I heard that too. I don't care that much to actually complain about it but he's been gone for like a year, i feel like his leg would be better now. Whatever's happening, hope he's okay

@lpskittymaker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Booleanaal same.

It took me 2 years to realize when Ted says “not to the Mark saleseman” he means marC as in Cram in reverse

I am going into battle, and I require your strongest cram.

@qlus

4 жыл бұрын

Cram deluxe?

@delilahc8828

4 жыл бұрын

you cannot handle my cram traveler, it is too strong for you.

@AyoSomeAsshole

4 жыл бұрын

You cannot HANDLE the VERY BERRY CRAM, but the BERRY CRAM is more suitable for the likes of you

@torgor_

4 жыл бұрын

cram seller, you do not understand the severity of my request, I require your strongest cram

@biccnesse

4 жыл бұрын

@Kamal Q CRAMLUXE

Some of these guys have genuinely fantastic improv skills.

@hotpikachu

3 жыл бұрын

All of them*

@mooauing

3 жыл бұрын

Ted is my favorite lol

@hotpikachu

3 жыл бұрын

@@mooauing same

@Whatmaster12

3 жыл бұрын

Cram sword

@carsonsullivan6743

3 жыл бұрын

The cram guy was the king of improv

the dungeon master 0:49 2:39 7:14 carsons song 1:05 12:29 underneathyourmoooomm 2:13 country boys 2:47 9:00 14:00 cram 3:38 sentence story 7:43 pee 8:47 the fact giver 9:33 boba deez 10:11 sentient water 10:17 DONOTCHUCKLE 11:22 Crust 11:48 quotes 12:37 modern artist 12:46

@cakeboy7782

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, you will be remembered as a hero

@FlashDrive356

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you kind human

@JamesCondone

3 жыл бұрын

u KING

@Sophia-dw9pj

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot when Carson and cscoop played basketball

@gibustheinfamous

2 жыл бұрын

This would be perfect if it included the basketball bit

6:21 this is amazing how the bug became an entire improv comedy

"FACT: A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo." "W-what sound does it ma-" *_"BEEFALO."_*

@isthatgloxk

4 жыл бұрын

I googled it and its a real thing apparently but I idk if thats the actual sound it makes

@handlesarenotgood

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a Pokémon

@honey-bun3976

4 жыл бұрын

pokemon be like

@pankek5431

4 жыл бұрын

DST be like

@mr.0511

4 жыл бұрын

BEEFALLOOOOO B E E F A L O

Imagine you're in a field, you turn around, and you hear a stampede going "beefalo"

@honey-bun3976

4 жыл бұрын

Beefa-Beefal-Be-Beefalo

@sicko033

4 жыл бұрын

In his exact voice

@fluffy7636

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of don't starve? The videogame?

@paramnesiiia

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha dont starve

@mr.nakoter

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine you're in a field, You turn around, and hear a sailor saying *c r a m*

“Mark is the opposite of Cram” an underrated joke forsure

Rip his discord... the last thing someone said on his server was: "you know there's a very low chance he's innocent."

@Sockren

3 жыл бұрын

it seems that he got that low chance lmao

@tortellium3750

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sockren We got lucky nice

*_Legends says that Carson still doesn't know what a Cram is_*

@jaredgameplay2054

4 жыл бұрын

I know what it is, it's a Cram cannon from the steam game: From the depths

@GilbyWilby

4 жыл бұрын

Little kid: is ninja in dis story?

@tootbender6935

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know what a Cram is.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaredgameplay2054 my fucking god you've done it man btw advanced cannons are better imo

@rorylumsden6431

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but "Legends says?"

That Dungeon Master sounds like he eats meat everyday for Dinner.

@joshbuie

4 жыл бұрын

Cram?

@moondancer89

4 жыл бұрын

M E A T

@dizzee6089

4 жыл бұрын

*Then he leaves the cram in the sun for a fortnight*

@ri7591

4 жыл бұрын

in a vegan world oooh im an alpha male im a big strong alpha male i eat meat in a vegan world

@biccnesse

4 жыл бұрын

@Davide galeazzi The CRAM OF THE FALLEN

2:33 Travis: U n d Er n E a TH yo U r M ø m !

3:38 I could see a show with the cram salesmen trying to sell cram to the same hero every episode, with the final episode in the final season be the salesmen succeeding in selling the sword and the cram sword being op.

"ok im leaving now" "ok" *leaves* "we have cram!"

@sebokimre8497

4 жыл бұрын

With the power of cram he managed to talk with carson telepathicly

@deadboylifestyl3

4 жыл бұрын

@@sebokimre8497 you cannot stop the cram because the cram is so crammed that cram is therefore uncramammble you will pay the 20 gold coins

“Weird People in Discord” *literally just clips of his friends* I mean, you’re not wrong....

@maincrafd952

4 жыл бұрын

Quite clever actually

@mr.puggythegamer1430

4 жыл бұрын

Carsons discord cult has some pretty weird people in it tried to tell Carson they are aids and would make a good video but don't know how to reach him

@dujeperinic1984

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you've beat me

@killmenow3181

4 жыл бұрын

Aww man

@deadlydeath3245

4 жыл бұрын

pretty much

“A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo” “Wha- What sound does it make?” *B E E F A L O*

Commenting "this didn't age well" isn't helping anything. neither will commenting on his other videos, or attacking him on twitter. I would recommend jschlatt's video on theweeklyslap if you need more information about this, but what I'm trying to say is that if you weren't directly involved then it isn't your business to talk about it. If you really want something to do, instead consider giving people who were negatively affected some support

@michealdelamora3869

3 жыл бұрын

Dude stfu its just a comment

@justforgetshine

3 жыл бұрын

Your right dude we should be supporting the victims because even if the age gap wasn't bad he still asked them for under 18 nudes (Literal CP)

@silentmaggot3696

3 жыл бұрын

@@michealdelamora3869 if you're arguing that other people should be able to comment what they want here, then you can't complain about me expressing an opposing opinion

@silentmaggot3696

3 жыл бұрын

@@justforgetshine Yeah I definitely agree. I feel bad that he turned out that way, and I feel bad about Twitter just taking this as "dirt" or making memes about it. It's more serious and personal then some guy cheating in minecraft or something, and I wish more people were able to tell the difference between the two

@neinmaster4585

3 жыл бұрын

@@silentmaggot3696 This didn't age well.

I had to literally stop the video at times just so I wouldn’t choke on my lunch

@lepus9588

4 жыл бұрын

i literally just did this, looking in the comments so i don’t spit my lunch out from laughter

@carazy123_

4 жыл бұрын

I was trying to eat and nearly spat on myself as well

@SoupSackHandle

4 жыл бұрын

For lunch, I recommend a bucket of VERY berry Cram!

@WillCraftGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you stop the video then?

@gameridiotNOT

4 жыл бұрын

time to make some lunch to choke on

“What comes after 2?” “Seventy-Five” “ *I D O N O T K N O W H O W O L D I A M* “.

@rainart4473

4 жыл бұрын

YoungGonorrheaSpread official “what does 12 mean?”

@Fireemerald12345

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainart4473 "Who are you?"

@OfficialIvy2006

4 жыл бұрын

Actual Answer Of After 2: 3.

@jjnn2

4 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialIvy2006 thank you for that

@drewsteau8245

4 жыл бұрын

Fireemerald 12345 who says that

11:04 "i like me sUM wa-ah, OOP THERE IT ALL GOES" traves 2019

ironic

Carson was at fault in the situation. He walked into a cram store and then acted confused when the cram salesman tried to sell him cram. And then, after repeatedly being told that the sword is made of cram, asks what its made of!

@kayleigharnold

3 жыл бұрын

I think he asked what the cram was made of not the sword which is why ted replies with “that question confuses me”

@lapsusdemon6353

3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna go against the grain here and say OP is the AH. It’s so rude to waste the Cram salesman’s time like that!

@hex_rat1633

3 жыл бұрын

Time to cancel Carson 😂

@duckmonarch9479

3 жыл бұрын

@@lapsusdemon6353 this. YTA OP

@justanotherspookyskeleton

3 жыл бұрын

genius

"A letter?" "Its a C for Cram(berries)"

@certmr

4 жыл бұрын

Game Grumps

@KazLordOfLightWarriors

4 жыл бұрын

I love cranberries

@phillymcboi6555

4 жыл бұрын

I did not expect to see this here

Man, I don’t know if I’m gonna be the first person to say this, but I don’t even care if he’s cancelled. I’ll still always see him as hilarious and a likable person

@lethe9687

3 жыл бұрын

same

@shlaak

3 жыл бұрын

me too

@Tw0Dots

3 жыл бұрын

dk

@OwlettMC

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tw0Dots Donkey Kong

@samtheballoon1522

3 жыл бұрын

Same

...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '

*weird people of discord* “And they call me Carson”

Potion seller, im going into battle. give me your strongest potion. " UMMM we got CRAM"

@trenchcoatbandit

4 жыл бұрын

get on 76 sell nothing but CRAM

@Crabgar

4 жыл бұрын

You cannot handle my CRAM

@wspann1967

4 жыл бұрын

Cram me daddy

This is the funniest title ever foreshadowing at its fucking finest Jesus Christ

This title is foreshadowing

That fact that people in Carson’s server can’t even recognize Carson’s voice is sad

@ayrexen7506

4 жыл бұрын

I saw carson in person and barely recognized him, so they get a pass from me.

@serantus2836

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayrexen7506 dude he literally has a face that He has a face

@ayrexen7506

4 жыл бұрын

@@serantus2836yo his face looks his face looks like in real life

@bananoramatfw

4 жыл бұрын

@@serantus2836 it's a unique face!

@mazder_2709

4 жыл бұрын

@@serantus2836 dis dood carson be obama

Me and my friends ironically made a school government campaign based on the cram meme, we legit won it and we are now called the Crammunists

@legreatomralatron123

4 жыл бұрын

Coolio

@Mr_Bones-yf1sw

4 жыл бұрын

Are you from the sky?

@CreatorsHubCreates

4 жыл бұрын

Beansproot Animations r/ThatHappened

@myrmesuwu607

4 жыл бұрын

The meme partie

@BeanSproot

4 жыл бұрын

@@CreatorsHubCreates It's not that impressive, why would I have to lie?

This video was laid in the sun for more than a fortnight. And it shows. Very durable. Very cram.

Ruh roh raggy

1:09 It took me so many watches to realize that Schlatt’s pfp is him as a kid

@bruhbruhbruh1238

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@moej3386

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, i only saw it when i knew what he looked like

@sammysalmon6923

4 жыл бұрын

KID SCHLATT KID SCHLATT

@detroityeet7048

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was kazoo kid

@bendriscoll

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt think of Shlatt as a kid. I thought he would have been born as an adult, holding his gun.

6:19 the horror in Carson’s voice kills me every time

@bendriscoll

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM!?

@jamzy6218

3 жыл бұрын

Laid in the sun for a fortnight harder than steel

@sanicthehoghedge8053

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamzy6218 CRAM!

@maritzasanchez6520

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously how lol

@jellydratatocorn5997

3 жыл бұрын

@@maritzasanchez6520 CRAM

situational irony

Silly! You're forgetting someone! You.

Im not kidding I actually couldn't breathe at the *c r a m*

@darkblack0739

4 жыл бұрын

Me neither fr I almost rolled of my bed laughing

@SeaSloth095

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Dean 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗠!!!

@nefarious69poopi

4 жыл бұрын

K r a m S w o r d

@daddyblickmans7441

4 жыл бұрын

Berry cram

@matthewwoodmass4161

4 жыл бұрын

I dont wanna spoil your fun but I didn't really get that bit. I enjoyed the fact they both seemed to have a solid laugh at it though haha

*Spells fortnight "fortnite"* What have epic games done to us

@StepokTimkrivonog

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Collins fortnite is so epic

@ImGolo

4 жыл бұрын

Fortnite? I like fortnite, fortnite is my favourite game, I like fortnite! Do you like fortnite? I have all skins, I am fortnite gamer, my favourite streamer is ninja!

@StepokTimkrivonog

4 жыл бұрын

Golo hey fortnite lover, I also love fortnite because it’s epic so i can do epic stuff there œœœœ

@cole33

4 жыл бұрын

Blue hair man

@StepokTimkrivonog

4 жыл бұрын

This Is Not A Channel blue hair man get strim snipe ha

I can name a weirder person than all of these people combined

@Font.Films1

3 жыл бұрын

@Grapefiut nothing but I’m not going to comment on a video talking about them

@JayLyh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Font.Films1 LMAO ARE THEY JOKING OR-

@Font.Films1

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayLyh I really hope so

@halleys.comett

3 жыл бұрын

@Grapefiut everything. he lost

I laughed so hard at the cram that I stopped breathing for a second

**leaves call** *“CRAM-“*

@TheMasonGamer

4 жыл бұрын

*HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE*

@robbysasso6074

4 жыл бұрын

*ONLY 20 GOLD COINS FOR 1 🅱️UCKET OF CRAM*

@webzter2661

4 жыл бұрын

*NAH, CRAM I-*

@usingchain817

4 жыл бұрын

c r a m

@arsonaut

4 жыл бұрын

NUH CRAM-

The Cram conversation made me spit out my beverage in laughter

@blockking5575

4 жыл бұрын

Marc

@lucasdeltoro2915

4 жыл бұрын

Cram

@zena0734

4 жыл бұрын

smol weenee inc g I’m

@juno6332

4 жыл бұрын

what was the beverage

@belleybutton4335

4 жыл бұрын

@@juno6332 It was cram obviously

This is ironic

@bonixohd3424

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@hueluvv

3 жыл бұрын

he rlly be calling them weird when hes weirder 🙂

@vcpf

3 жыл бұрын

@@hueluvv ikr

@animaysons728

3 жыл бұрын

True

@heyimdurk

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

6:40 wait if the ted’s eyes were made of cram, and were laid in the sun for a fortnite, does that mean his eyes are ✨mAdE Of sTeeL?✨

Cram = 20 gold coins Schlatt coin = 20 diamonds Coincidence I think not.

@grilldtoazt330

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@grilldtoazt330

4 жыл бұрын

@@lepone6811 ur right. Hes funny, not funyn

@arintheseatsesh6242

4 жыл бұрын

gotcram?

@ficklefaculty

4 жыл бұрын

cram sword = 20 schlatt coins

@cassidy522

4 жыл бұрын

Stonks?

The idea of a spider just saying “Alright, clockin’ out” in the game just slays me

@briarrr__

4 жыл бұрын

I want a mod that does that except it's the noise that the creeper makes when it explodes, especially when it blows up but doesn't kill you.

@dachamplamp

4 жыл бұрын

14:30

This was foreshadowing.

“It is like the berry cram but VERY.” “YOU WILL BUY MY WARES.”

@NotGoroMajima

4 жыл бұрын

@@c0pyca113 If you do, please PLEASE have someone record it.

I got so immersed on the CRAM story I forgot it was a Carson video

@blue_kitty_3333

4 жыл бұрын

Forreal

@bells1016

4 жыл бұрын

I was bout to ask Siri to order me some cram

@theshadycupcake8942

4 жыл бұрын

When will Carson start to sell CRAM

@TheHallOfTally

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your thousand like bud. Your welcome

@TheHallOfTally

4 жыл бұрын

But I just really want some Cram now.

The irony....

the alarm killed me inside

Almost heaven, *W e s t* *V e r g i n a*

@superdickmanns1279

4 жыл бұрын

"I sing it to my daughter every night when I tuck her in bed"

@paulwalther4384

4 жыл бұрын

NEKO DROWNED “then she got cholera”

@Calgar_Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

Wipes tears "You raised your daughter right!"

@slonkee5396

4 жыл бұрын

C R A M V E R Y B E R R Y C R A M

@Big_C_4205

4 жыл бұрын

Slonkee CRAMSWORD

I recommend the very BERRY cram. It is like Berry cram, but very I'm dying

@ozalavezos475

4 жыл бұрын

Personally i like not very berry marc

@GoofyShjt

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@yogengensono

4 жыл бұрын

@@ozalavezos475 NO MARC *ONLY CRAM*

@ozalavezos475

4 жыл бұрын

@@yogengensono I ONLY LIKE MARC I AM THE MARC SELLER

@Nautical96

4 жыл бұрын

@@GoofyShjt no it's not screw off

Why did it take me this long to realize Mark Is Kram Backwards

Something I love about this is that Ted says The mark salesman is the opposite of kram and kram is mark backwards so it is true kram is the opposite of mark

@lanee.5484

3 жыл бұрын

True! Very cool Wqnny!

@antondoherty5755

3 жыл бұрын

U got the joke good job

2:13 Love him or hate him, you gotta admit, he's spitting facts.

@jacinta3980

4 жыл бұрын

how could you do anything but love travis

@tggoober4170

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacinta3980 schlatt gang

@n0wsinn

4 жыл бұрын

that shit was deep •^•

@mr.anonymoose1190

4 жыл бұрын

Im 14 and this is deep

@rey.jazzzzy

4 жыл бұрын

facts? do you mean cram?

I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards. Ted has an IQ of 1000

@kingchickenwing4887

4 жыл бұрын

*_WOAH_*

@mybad5809

4 жыл бұрын

Pryviously on cram...

@jackpacito

4 жыл бұрын

Fortnite is actually a word meaning two weeks

@TopSuperKicker

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackpacito No, Fortnite is a game, Fortnight is the abreviation for 2 weeks, f.e a fortnight has passed since dad went for milk

@taliabuckner6107

4 жыл бұрын

Finally I’m not the only one who noticed!

this hurts

How the turn tables

Oh it's the MARC salesman because MARC is the reverse of CRAM.

@providedyeti1518

4 жыл бұрын

Goyigan ur special

@swisscheesehater3035

4 жыл бұрын

It's big brain time

@Worsterest

4 жыл бұрын

BIG BRAIN

@shiza-chan

4 жыл бұрын

was looking to see if anyone else noticed that he spelt it wrong lmao

@fightme8982

4 жыл бұрын

we got some thonking here

1:47 I like to imagine most people who end up in Carson's videos react something like this.

@mamitrashsack6807

4 жыл бұрын

nice try I want that link to that video so bad

@EggyBoi

4 жыл бұрын

Shut mouth weeb

@suedamax

4 жыл бұрын

@@mamitrashsack6807 have you found it yet??

@mamitrashsack6807

4 жыл бұрын

VillainKnight no, not yet

Well, this aged like milk left out on a Summer's day.

@webkore8824

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@drivethruc0sta145

3 жыл бұрын

Weird people in discord 2: just a video scrolling through his dms

@betafi4535

3 жыл бұрын

callmecarson x Jeffry Epstein collab???

@joshendicott5767

3 жыл бұрын

Like cram that was in the sun for a fortnite

@drivethruc0sta145

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshendicott5767 fortnight*

"oh it's a little mushy substance that you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think it's dip" yep this is discord alright

@NoahClevinger

4 жыл бұрын

Skype couldn't handle this type of conversation.

@aboyisnoone8265

4 жыл бұрын

the dip part fucking killed me, yeah that was totally the impression i got from that.. dip haha

@astartesfanboy5294

4 жыл бұрын

LAID IN THE SON FOR A FORTNIGHT

just realized jshaltt’s discord picture is actually a early face reveal lmao

@val_9842

4 жыл бұрын

* an early *

@saturnoperative4484

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like that snitch ass kid that would tell on you in elementary school for saying 'poopy'

@ffelixh

4 жыл бұрын

nice pic nagato

@Bdank

4 жыл бұрын

Antiready just go to the recent misfits podcast

@emilie5329

4 жыл бұрын

literally almost mention this. his old profile pic was him recently. or the one in the spelling bee

Why did Carson put himself in the title?

@donimartin5187

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hunter_braylon5795

3 жыл бұрын

This vid didn’t age well

@apollyanna

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunter_braylon5795 none of his videos have, to be honest

@opachkii

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hunter_braylon5795

3 жыл бұрын

@@apollyanna true

this reminds me of simpler times 🦶

"Alright clockin' out!" That really got me.

@squeakyplastic

4 жыл бұрын

"Gonna go chill under a tree"

@nolanbassett854

4 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Alright clockin out... I’m gonna go chill under a tree

I was eating rice. I was watching this while eating rice. I started choking on the rice. For some dumbass reason, I continued shoveling more rice into my mouth even while choking. This resulted in me spitting out the rice and now the carpet is covered in rice. This will be one of the last things I do this decade. Laughing at some guy attempting to sell cram while plastering the carpet with rice. This truly represents the last 10 years of my life. Thank you.

@dylanfrowen8580

4 жыл бұрын

amazing

@jackbaylin2484

4 жыл бұрын

You created a JUMBO MESS

@who7111

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Baylin op- there it all goes!

Situational irony

Situational Irony

*CRAM SWORD* *BAKED IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT* *HARDER THAN STEEL*

@ben-vl5up

4 жыл бұрын

*fortnite

@nashvontookus7451

4 жыл бұрын

@@ben-vl5up The word he meant was fortnight. Means "two weeks".

@Nicole-kj9vn

4 жыл бұрын

Nash von Tookus r/woooosh

@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411

4 жыл бұрын

Nash von Tookus *fortlit

@Ashleigh_Alexander

4 жыл бұрын

Nicole that ain’t a woooosh. That’s just a kid that doesn’t know the real word because they play the bad game fortnite

U want some CRAM WE HAVE MANY TYPES OF FLAVORS LIKE JAM CRAM AND LAUGH CRAM OH THAT ONE IS THE BEST AND ITS 30 GOLD COINS

@Fenneko-ng2gn

4 жыл бұрын

I also have malevolent cram that’s 35 gold coins

@ruilourenco8869

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have CRAMberry CRAM?

@TheFakeFatLegitimate

4 жыл бұрын

Cram is good. But to me, it doesn’t rival Swagger’s Bran.

@Fenneko-ng2gn

4 жыл бұрын

I got cereal cram with some malk cram and Pepsi cram for 75 gold coins

@didgeridoodanielle

4 жыл бұрын

In order to fully cure the cram sword you have to wait approximately 14 days, as that is a fortnight. Not the game, the time.

simpler times

@lou5xandergames648

10 ай бұрын

simpler times

@roteroam

2 ай бұрын

simpler times

@toasterconsumescheese2979

26 күн бұрын

simpler times

Normies on their way to spam “This didn't age well” on literally all of Carson's videos 🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

I like this video. Ted's Cram Corner was my favorite bit

@Mark-hu7iu

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@RetroBret

4 жыл бұрын

A fan of corners? Check out the official podcast.

@JV5150

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded like Doofenshmirtz

@bricenrigby817

4 жыл бұрын

Cram Sword, CRAM SWORD

@YoutubePizzer

4 жыл бұрын

did carson miss the joke that “mark” is meant to be “marc” as in “cram” backwards or did he wants to spell it correct

you guys had literally every opportunity in the world to say "CRAM-BERRY", and yet you didn't my disappointment is immeasurable

@TopKunt

4 жыл бұрын

.... and my day is ruined

@usmanrasheed2619

4 жыл бұрын

wow its like berry cram was a joke on cram berry and they didnt want to ruin the joke but what do i know

@RyanSavage_Banjo

4 жыл бұрын

Lych. And my day is ruined

@quinnmilner4994

4 жыл бұрын

This is gonna annoy me every time I see that clip

@mostlyimportant4212

4 жыл бұрын

That was literally the whole point of berry cram what the fuck people?

“Ope, there it all goes!” Favorite part, 11/10

Oh How the turns tabled

Fallout4 wiki: Cram is processed meat in a blue labeled tin, primarily used as rations for soldiers during the Pre-War times. Cram is found in a variety of locations in The Commonwealth and can be purchased from city traders and traveling merchants. Although cram will heal 25 points of health, it adds 5 points of radiation, which can be lethal if consumed in large quantities.

@quantumblauthor7300

4 жыл бұрын

It also is mentioned as an unpalatable dish in the LOTR universe

@derian8853

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Somebody else who knows Cram.

@darickcastle5371

4 жыл бұрын

Also in one of the dlcs for some meat and steel you can MASS PRODUCE CRAM

@autumnalizae9351

4 жыл бұрын

thats what i was thinking the whole time 😂

@ilikecurry2345

4 жыл бұрын

It's referencing Spam.

3:38 This whole thing feels like a Monty Python skit and I can’t stop laughing.

@chaoticevil4727

4 жыл бұрын

CRAM

@thecheeselord5943

4 жыл бұрын

its like the *SPAM* sketch

@stickypoopoo8982

4 жыл бұрын

CRAM

@Agat3

4 жыл бұрын

*CRAM*

@potatobob5781

4 жыл бұрын

cram sword

after all these years I finally get the marc salesman joke. Marc is cram backwards and i feel so stupid for not getting it

the irony of the title

@shorse4665

3 жыл бұрын

broo facts

Someone should make an animation of that whole Cram scenario. (Edit): Not gonna lie wasn't expecting 3000 likes of people wanting a Cram animation.

@cannibell6258

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@DavidToons

4 жыл бұрын

oof :))

@parrotbird7900

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no Dave’s gonna do it.

@notcairo4389

4 жыл бұрын

Yes very epic

@asteriskJohn

4 жыл бұрын

I'm on it in like 5 years

i cant believe everyone missed the "marc salesmen" joke. its the opposite of cram because marc is cram spelled backwards

@Hectopath2006

4 жыл бұрын

IQ levels over 9000!

@fujimxto

4 жыл бұрын

WOKE

@soontobebacon9231

4 жыл бұрын

I got it

@casey7171

4 жыл бұрын

i was about to type this- but ty

@trollsometimes9789

4 жыл бұрын

Not really a hidden joke

I really enjoyed the Minecraft bits, the song with Schlatt, and Pepsi Men.

Guys it’s fine, Carson is just the endgame raid boss of weird discord people.

@whachamacallit5864

3 жыл бұрын

You clever bastard

@smunko

3 жыл бұрын

SHUT the FUCK UP

@Tmandbzgamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@smunko what did he do

@brken.9834

3 жыл бұрын

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.

When Ted says the “mark salesman” do you think he meant Marc salesmen which is cram spelt backwards?

@viko2415

4 жыл бұрын

You guys are morons

@linkedwinters

4 жыл бұрын

@@skeletoun That was the joke

@mochann1133

4 жыл бұрын

Micah Crawford obviously that’s why he said it’s the opposite of cram

@IR-Fan

4 жыл бұрын

Nemselas Cram

@potreality6624

4 жыл бұрын

damn bro quick maths am i right

*“NOT TO THE MARC SALESMAN!”* “The Marc salesman??” *“THE MARC SALESMAN! THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF CRAM!”*

@PorcuDuckSlug

3 жыл бұрын

Took me too long to realize Marc was Cram backwards

@nerdly745

3 жыл бұрын

@@PorcuDuckSlug *I SHALL SELL YOU CRAM DICTIONARY FOR 50 GOLD COINS. YOU CAN GET THE RASPBERRY CRAM DICTONARY, THE BERRY CRAM DICTIONARY OR THE VERY BERRY CRAM DICTIONARY LAID OUT IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNITE IT IS HARDER THAN STEEL.* Lol but yeah I figured it out when Ted says “not to the Marc salesman”

@marcgarza6893

3 жыл бұрын

Cram

@respekwammen

3 жыл бұрын

thats me thats my name

5:27 can't believe he actually spelled fortnight like that

@Milo-nya-furry

Жыл бұрын

issue of skill

i miss 2019... :[

@littletranscriber413

Жыл бұрын

same

@Muffin.Creations

Жыл бұрын

A lot of us do

Does anyone realize that “Mark salesman” is LITERALLY the opposite of the Cram salesman. I don’t think Carson even got it. Marc->craM

@MrMadGaming

4 жыл бұрын

I think we knew it was pretty obvious

@Ben-hv5vn

4 жыл бұрын

No shit sherlock

@usingchain817

4 жыл бұрын

c r a m

@Linkfanboy101

4 жыл бұрын

Mark is a dip

@albobland7646

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen