Local man berates family and friends for repeatedly saving his life

@noskalborg723

3 жыл бұрын

"California man" 😂

@SomethingSmellsMichy

3 жыл бұрын

@@noskalborg723 he's not wrong.

@noskalborg723

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomethingSmellsMichy yes, i'm just saying it's "california man" instead of "florida man"

@SomethingSmellsMichy

3 жыл бұрын

@@noskalborg723 he said local man.

@1oftheben798

3 жыл бұрын

That’s depression for ya

"John, you're not my papa." is the funniest line i have ever heard in my life

@skibidirizzohio69

2 жыл бұрын

among us

@busterblock6295

2 жыл бұрын

whatever not very tallibear

@xen6411

2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@right7403

2 жыл бұрын

Amogus

@mortalthatsimmortal

2 жыл бұрын

shut up sweat

He removed entity cramming because that’s how his friends beat his pack initially

@drakewaldrep8850

2 жыл бұрын

472 likes, and no comments, what a legend

@Creativestname

2 жыл бұрын

695 likes one comment

@SoIncrediblySleepy

2 жыл бұрын

757 likes two comments

@moonlightmolly4929

2 жыл бұрын

852 three comments

@JohnMkrv

2 жыл бұрын

879 likes 4 comments

Imagine a totem of undying just appears when he dies.

@gigaboom_9618

2 жыл бұрын

Man has to die twice 💀

@gamingrealm794

2 жыл бұрын

he would be mad if that hapens

@Mikeological

2 жыл бұрын

Lol invisible totem appears in his offhand at half a heart

@agentray

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give him ideas

@randomtrigger4363

2 жыл бұрын

he will still die from void with totem

That is some impressive dedication! I have been outsmarted once again haha

@panickal

3 жыл бұрын

Hello McMakistein

@xykiller6976

3 жыл бұрын

Dang

@samtherat6

3 жыл бұрын

Version 3.0 we’re all screwed and doomed to an eternal life.

@krystofkarda7395

3 жыл бұрын

What about Sweet Berry Bush?

@CR-iz1od

3 жыл бұрын

make sure the accident. fall. water glitch stops the death

“Population growth will continue to spiral out of control” All the villagers he murdered…

@YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp

2 жыл бұрын

I will not press the like button because it's already at the perfect number

@FroggyPrince

2 жыл бұрын

@@YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp now its not

@peytonjanes

2 жыл бұрын

@@FroggyPrince Now it's not.

@Oak_Eggar

2 жыл бұрын

520 likes Is this counted as perfect

This feels like watching the scenes in Deadpool 2 where he’s trying to kill himself

@RedJokerPlaysYT

2 жыл бұрын

Lols

When the creepers dont explode: Man, Revange would of been a lot easier… Im dead 😂

@dikongcanlas8710

2 жыл бұрын

Revenge*

@misourfluffyface1417

2 жыл бұрын

@@dikongcanlas8710 would’ve*

@dikongcanlas8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@misourfluffyface1417 you'er*

@vunjin.

2 жыл бұрын

@@dikongcanlas8710 uoy-er*

@dikongcanlas8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@vunjin. Meudh'wi*

The entity cramming was tested by the creator’s friends so entity cramming was fixed before release

@Skwiggity

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can either up the entity cramming number, or just turn it of

@The_WhitePencil

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skwiggity but i mean, that kind of defeats the purpose

@jigglypop

3 жыл бұрын

wasnt really tested but challenged. mcmakistein challenged them to die from the datapack

@tinboiii9050

2 жыл бұрын

@@jigglypop yeah there is a video

@animationandsongmaker7721

2 жыл бұрын

I just commented that

Would never expect Sparklez to shout at his "grandma" for not letting him swim in the sand lmao

@Kairinkai

3 жыл бұрын

wait... i remember u in another channel

@thereborne5219

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kairinkai ofcorse u do..

@unbleed1337

3 жыл бұрын

e

@floshi5883

3 жыл бұрын

Hi checkmark

@goodfeelerman1475

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kairinkai I'm pretty sure he exists in all universe's.

Ideas probably possible, but already covered: 1. Lingering potions (he only tried splash pots) 2. Shulkers (He only tried arrows and potions, Shulkers have different projectiles) 3. /kill (I wonder if Makistein thought about that, probably did) 4. Peaceful hostile mobs (Polar bears, Iron golems, Bees, Llamas, Wolves, Pandas, Goats, Dolphins, Piglins-this is what I could find) 5. Eating the pufferfish instead or pufferfish spawn egg 6. Elytra, flying into a wall 7. Using rockets/fireworks 8. Beds in the nether and end, or Respawn anchor in the overworld/end 9. Using some commands and command blocks (Like give a neutral mob like a sharpness sword, or give stronger hunger effect) 10. Magma blocks 11. Player killing a player (Starting from 12, I just read the Death Messages on wiki) 12. Cactuses 13. Lightning 14. Powder snow 15. Berry bushes 16. Thorns enchantment 17. Trident 18. Stalactite and stalagmite

@khajiitimanus7432

Жыл бұрын

Other ideas: Suffocation, void fall, or drowning with support from bedrock blocks.

@flibbet9410

Жыл бұрын

None of these would work; except for any suggestions to do with commands, but that's just silly, because making a counteract for that would be like trying to beat fire with your flamethrower. I've checked out the code for the datapack, so if you like I could tell you what each of the counteracts for these obvious suggestions are.

@stealthgamer4620

Жыл бұрын

@@flibbet9410 wow that’s an old comment. i mean ye u could just look at the code but i mean that’s not fun because it was made for fun and explored to try things. Like the obvious void doesn’t work. Sparkles didn’t do anything special in this video so there’s so many ideas not showcased. He tried to kill himself with sand the entire time if i recall lol. I put “commands” because Makenstein could do something like “this command does not exist” “you thought it be that easy” or something in chat if you tried to use it. Stalactites may work because although like torches get placed under you there’s similar plug ins where you still take damage from them.

@flibbet9410

Жыл бұрын

@@stealthgamer4620 the datapack's in 1.16.5 also i'm sorry if I came out rude :P

@stealthgamer4620

Жыл бұрын

@@flibbet9410 no your good, my original comment is a year ago. i just said what thought. also sorry if my reply came off a little tempered. 🙇🏽‍♂️🙂

12:11 That frickin lottery machine sound killed me.

I swear, Sparklez has a lot of fun doing all of this.

@KeruToL

3 жыл бұрын

If he didn’t, he probably would be making videos anymore.

@noskalborg723

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeruToL just a friendly fyi: you left out *n't* on wouldn't. just thought i'd tell ya.

@denizozturk1299

3 жыл бұрын

666 like totally sus

@Unpug

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he obviously did

@guythat779

2 жыл бұрын

It's almost like he's playing around

We need a full version of "John, John, John with the Pizza" thank you editor, whoever you are. your work makes these videos hilarious.

@cole2999

3 жыл бұрын

It had me dying it's so good

@timh9749

3 жыл бұрын

when i heard this my first thought was get ely on the job lol

@matthewcline8580

3 жыл бұрын

17:46

@ellispipermusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@timh9749 yes!!!

@crazyfaithy_08

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcline8580 thank you for this time stamp! I keep replaying it over and over 😂

That zoom out at the end with the faint hype music as he’s trying to suffocate himself was too good.

Haven't watched any of this guy's videos in years and now this one is on my recommended. That's a nice blast from the past.

*spawns creeper* Sparklez: creeper? Creeper: *explodes into green.. smoke.* Sparklez: aww man..

@canofbatteryacid7644

2 жыл бұрын

CREEPER AWW MAN

@JoFerl

2 жыл бұрын

@@canofbatteryacid7644 SO WE'RE BACK IN THE MINE

@ceiling6647

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoFerl Tryna find some diamonds to night night night

@PHyN1151

2 жыл бұрын

Viva la vida animation belike: I used to rule the world

@delta9247

2 жыл бұрын

@@PHyN1151 YES

Captainsparklez: I can't die People in creative: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

@raffimolero64

3 жыл бұрын

void

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

the void: am I a joke to you?

@penninna

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancetheking7524 Not even the void works in bedrock edition

@helpmeplx1739

2 жыл бұрын

@@penninna in bedrock(er) edition theres a BEDROCK FLOOR on the void which means if u throw an enderpearl down there ur stuck forever

@BluCashier

2 жыл бұрын

Unalive*

Entity cramming could actually kill you, but he fixed it after one of his friends managed to get killed by that

"impossible to unalive" immortality simpilified

All the mobs really said _"NOT FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW, SORRY",_ huh?

@scarigamez

3 жыл бұрын

just pluggin along

@ellispipermusic

3 жыл бұрын

is that... a napstablook reference? :)

@Salted_Pizza

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellispipermusic that's what I was thinking

@fusion2304

3 жыл бұрын

All the mobs had a pretty long day. I know it's hard to empathize with hostile creatures but you have to understand, they have a family...I think

@padriazozzriaorizifian8672

3 жыл бұрын

"Happy Breaktime!"

Jordan really just sat for 3 minuets waiting on the saturation to run out instead of trying to drink milk.

@yoshikagekira7343

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment be like

@123j4j

2 жыл бұрын

He also waited for the lava to kill the llamas and villagers even when he could've /kill @e

@SFraxure

2 жыл бұрын

@@123j4j it kills everything in java

@rowan4684

2 жыл бұрын

@@SFraxure aye the base commad does, but you can specify the type of entity using extra arguments as well

12:11 twas a genius edit, i will return in 2 years to rewatch

Thank you CaptSparkles. We, my son and I, watched this “can’t Unalive” video. You had him cracking up! Thanks you for the content it’s exciting. You definitely gotta little follower, as well as myself, from now on.

10:56 The way the creepy/evil smile just spread across his face-

@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513

3 жыл бұрын

And when they died

He could have just drunk milk and avoided waiting so long lol.

@retroforager

3 жыл бұрын

*surprised pikachu face*

@utkarshkumar1106

3 жыл бұрын

or /kill command

@sunsetskye483

3 жыл бұрын

@@utkarshkumar1106 Well that’s boring

@liamodea1275

3 жыл бұрын

@@utkarshkumar1106 nah that was disabled

@itsreallypola1332

3 жыл бұрын

drank^

11:50 literally couldn't stop laughing from the collective sound from the llamas

Milk: *exists* CaptainSparklez: nah imma wait for the saturation to end

When he died, I thought last second, totem of undying spawns in his hand

@napppann3486

2 жыл бұрын

Dont give him more ideas.

@bgmarshall

2 жыл бұрын

I think that in the spirit of the challenge there can't be any things that just stop everything no matter what, such as a repeating command block on /give @a totem_of_undying and having a way to clear the hotbar or having the saturation be permanent and other such things

Why is no one talking about that smile when he filled the hole with lamas 😂

@lochiegriffiths4712

3 жыл бұрын

And while also placing the lava

@dennisbogaarts

3 жыл бұрын

Loved that part

@mikemib

3 жыл бұрын

He was secretly imagining that it was glow squids he was filling the hole with.

@jiwox2550

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikemib bruh

@The_Hunted

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikemib to burn the glowsquids with lava

Sparklez: Doesn’t say death or die Also Sparklez: makes a video about dying

14:06 when I enter a washroom in an airplane

Respawn anchor kills you instantly, the data pack doesn’t stop it

@augustinecabello2185

3 жыл бұрын

Yep it used to, issue is I think he updated the pack because when I downloaded it, you couldn't charge them. Not sure what version CaptainSparklez is using tho

@guscichoski

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole time I was just like "USE TNT"

@BluePandaLps

3 жыл бұрын

@@guscichoski This might be a late reply but TNT disarms itself when close to you

@paxgallery6646

3 жыл бұрын

Does it allow you to sleep in the nether though?

@BluePandaLps

3 жыл бұрын

@@paxgallery6646 nope, it switches the bed away from your current hotbar slot but if you do manage to put it down it just breaks instantly

God: *You weren't supposed to do that*

@lochiegriffiths4712

3 жыл бұрын

Image if all you needed to do in this is to eat an apple, or a golden apple

The Home Depot tune was unexpected and greatly appreciated. Serotonin through the roof

Creeper explodes into green smoke "Man, Revenge woulda been way easier" I love the callbacks. I really do.

I’m wondering how a curse of binding helmet could change things

@meowdynyall9284

3 жыл бұрын

I think the datapack would overwrite the helmet.

@ashleycat4

3 жыл бұрын

@@meowdynyall9284 Niko pfp!

@garrettbates9124

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hhhhhhhhu what if you needed two different helmets?

@corporatecapitalism

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleycat4 POG

@BramLastname

2 жыл бұрын

@@garrettbates9124 the datapack combines the effects into a single helmet

Jardon: The middle wither head is the oldest one Matpat: JOT THAT DOWN JOT THAT DOWN!

@raffimolero64

3 жыл бұрын

Matpat: oh wait it's already there

@ethynrae

2 жыл бұрын

He said most mature, not oldest. 😅

Incredible how in a normal world you do anything to not die, and when you cannot die you try to die

That invincible joke was God tier

"Revenge would've been a lot easier" I'm crying right now lol

@jamesbryan287

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment lol

“Oh, sand and gravel!” Flashbacks to the White Pumpkin in Minecraft Story Mode

@FoxSlyme

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, you're right 😂

@HUNTER-xi3fd

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ahmed4363

Жыл бұрын

"I was doing a great speech and then boom" "im part of the floor now!"

@Toast-the-animating-cat

Жыл бұрын

I was about to say this lol 🤣

at the beginning, where he replaced the word "died" with the word "unalived" i just broke

Thanks for the lesson of the day bro, YOU DID IT!

Imagine if at the end it just spawned a totem of undying.

@peckychicken

3 жыл бұрын

i was going to say rip but that would be wrong

@Heydec

2 жыл бұрын

ooof i would cry

@theveryaveragegamer9865

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give the creator ideas.

@Jonathanoow

2 жыл бұрын

i was thinking of that

@emilv.3693

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give ideas

The canned laughter needs a good touch of the Seinfeld theme song

@wolfiejor7124

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@nwefie_

3 жыл бұрын

hey I’m a big fan

@cuddlecakes7153

3 жыл бұрын

No it doesn't, that would make it generic, like every other video on the internet

@blu3620

3 жыл бұрын

Hey your a bad person >:(

@gogogadgetrectalpunch7436

3 жыл бұрын

That would be hilarious

"Look at me! Look at me! I am the cappyton now." This is what came to mind when he said look at me.

i love the editing on this one

Plot twist: it doesn't matter you're not actually dead because you still respawn

@doomjunyu_

3 жыл бұрын

Hardcore mode

@PhilMinecraft

3 жыл бұрын

@@doomjunyu_ bedrock edition👀

@Blackout_

3 жыл бұрын

PhilMinecraft data pack

@PhilMinecraft

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blackout_ we've alternative.. i think.. xD

@Blackout_

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhilMinecraft resource packs and behaviour packs but this is a video about a datapack so bedrock edition is an invalid argument

I was thinking while he was in the end, couldn’t you also use elytras to die by kinetic energy since it isn’t technically falling?

@youthfulgreenbeast3851

3 жыл бұрын

Well there are a great many who die to that, so the creator probably patched that

@toastr1255

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hhhhhhhhu what about fireworks and riptide tridents?

@nickbumblebee7747

3 жыл бұрын

If it has its own tag of dying "kinetic energy" he probably thought of it

@hanakoisbestgirl4752

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people know that solely because of Vault Hunters season 2.

@tim47637

3 жыл бұрын

Or he could spam pearls and take pearl dmg

11:50 he is enjoying this moment

I love the description has the living room pun

I am ashamed at myself for laughing at the "outside the blocks" joke

@peckychicken

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt even notice that joke

The skeleton trying to kill CaptainSparklez while he is doing the outro lol

@vtt03

2 жыл бұрын

It's just want to add some spark to captainsparklez XD

@Serpenfishil

Жыл бұрын

"Oh maybe I'll get him this time, bow atta-" *Skeleton was shot by Skeleton*

2:46 Love the Home Depo Music

Haven’t seen him in a while. Welcome back!

3:04 I was eating pasta. the joke itself was funny but not actual laughter funny. for some reason, the laughing soundtrack got me.

I expected a totem effect to be triggered when his health reached 0

@trickygamer555

3 жыл бұрын

Nah that's kinda cheating I think

10:00 hail

How you can die: Take armour stand Place it Enchant your armor with thorns Put your armor in armor stand Hit the armor stand

This pack is perfect for my little brother.

@Unpug

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@identityv5843

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@shellshockhkmk7816

2 жыл бұрын

Let him get use to it then turn it off.

@Screecher_says_stuff

2 жыл бұрын

@@shellshockhkmk7816 Satan: Let me just say, I'm a huge fan

I feel bad for everyone out there named John. It must be heartbreaking finding out you are not the father

7:28 Lol

Ha! The “Revenge” song reference he made in the first few minutes 😂 I remember that music video

Jardon: "I literally cannot unalive" Title: "I literally cannot die"

The joke in the description is fantastic. "It's because he made it in the living room."

"Man, revenge would have been a lot easier." Classic

I love how he builds a big fancy red stone biuld for something so simple

Ok, wasnt expecting the jackpot sound effect, hearing that and seeing villagers pour out got me XD

@ZonieMusic

3 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part for me

@internetuser736

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZonieMusic what time?

@derekstryder2281

3 жыл бұрын

@@internetuser736 It's about 12:11.

I was kinda upset at the creator for just capping the hearts at 3.5 in case someone found a way, but then I remembered this competition is entirely one sided and the datapack isn't a minigame to try and die.

@arandomcommenter412

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean one sided?

@ethanstong1564

3 жыл бұрын

He does die in the video if you finish it. His health stops dropping because he gets hungry and the pack is giving him saturation. The 3.5 hearts is unrelated

@i_am_anxious0247

3 жыл бұрын

I am curious if you actually finished the video

@fireice3040

3 жыл бұрын

It is possible. The creator made an intended way to die.

@Skye_ranran

3 жыл бұрын

its not capped at 3.5 if you watch more you can see it'll cap whenever someone give you food

Many years have passed and I still find CaptainSparklez to be one of the best youtubes i ever watched

Never thought I'd find such inspiration in a video where a guy tries to unalive himself

Wait a minute, wait a minute Enderman: *why are we still here just to suffer*

i verbally shouted, "milk!!" when i saw the saturation buff, but just waiting it out seems to work too lol

Since there’s two methods of protecting you from death through equipping you with a helmet. You could try making a platform right before the void and make a large and tall pool of lava. You can’t have the flight helmet and fire resistance helmet on at the same time.

"In a world..." God I miss that intro.

“I use to rule the world” it’s crazy how we will never experience our memories again😕

I have some serious respect for you Jardon Thank you for that inspirational message I salute you

11:50 popcorn's about ready

My favorite thing about the creator is they seem to put more effort into things than they really need to, like. You could just make it so you have permanent super regeneration, or set it so you always in have resistance but instead they tried to actually find away every possible way to die

If the population is growing out of control, Claire should stop bringing all those snacks to her brother. Because they heal him. They're stopping him from dying, so she needs to stop.

This is the first captain sparkles video I have watched in like 5 years

this is an absolute banger of a video

Hearing “in a world” again makes me so happy

Technoblade: "Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power"

@corex8438

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@dobosxml4113

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

I have an idea for other ways to oof: Respawn anchor in overworld, Falling drip stone, Ghast/fireball, /kill, PvP, Spider eye and then one tick of fire or suffocating,

1:54 that one realy got me

You actually looked like you had fun in this one. That’s a nice change of pace.

“Minecraft, but I literally can not die.” Creative mode: “I guess I don’t exist.’

@MothElix

2 жыл бұрын

You can die in creative mode tho ((by falling into the void mainly but maybe entity cramming will do too?))

@thebetaman

2 жыл бұрын

Falling in the void doesn't do anything, and entity cramming doesn't work on players

@Redokev

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebetaman falling into overworld void does also it does dream even used it in a manhunt

5:15 his face of genuine confusion and disappoint is sending me

We finally found a game mode skeppy can use to beat the game.

So, what would happen with hitting a villager equipped with a thorns X chestplate?

@QuietLMT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hhhhhhhhu /enchant is a command

I've never laughed so hard at someone trying to figure out entity cramming for over 8 minutes XD

17:45 Sick Bar Bro

That was great, especially the editing. 😂 Thought things might have ended differently.

“Man, Revenge would’ve been so easier” 😂

The fact that suffocation by sand or gravel was the first thing I wanted him to try at the beginning and it’s the only thing that worked 💪🏻🧠

With this data pack gaming journalists will finally be able to beat Minecraft

This should be the title of EVERY one of his datapack speedrun series

I'm surprised you didn't try sleeping in the nether