"The dragonman who believes in the sky cow doesn't believe in ghosts everyone" is one of the best sentences i've heard in a long time.

@yushakader4991

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if anyone outside the hall heard that

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@propheinx2250 yeah in fact they're the entire reason I even became interested in D&D XD

@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 sentences you never thought you'd here

@stephenadams5232

4 жыл бұрын

But I've seen the sky cow

@thewin9459

4 жыл бұрын

That is some burn coming from the Teafling!👏😂👏😂👏😂

"If you win, you get the mansion." Now watch Dob somehow throw the mansion into the sea.

@jessicagresser569

4 жыл бұрын

Well... it IS already on a cliff.... i'd give him advantage on that roll

@tach-uq5tw

4 жыл бұрын

that's why he has the skeletons you guys!

@heleneandersson7649

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, global warming should take care of that. He just has to play the long con.

@phyllissmith1966

4 жыл бұрын

By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea....

@brentage5000

4 жыл бұрын

It'd be a beachhouse

Dob saying “I cast prestidigitation on my whole life” is the biggest mood

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

if u were paying attention u could see Johnny *ALMOST* ask Dob to roll for it. XD

@ewu..

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for Dob the blood of orphans stain.. 😔

@dindapriska

4 жыл бұрын

I want that as a shirt

@christineadams3596

4 жыл бұрын

@@dindapriska This needs more likes.

@alexanderzhmurov9624

4 жыл бұрын

after all, the whole party, but especially Merilwen, Dob, and Eggbert, in that order, shall find themselves in need of a mind/memory erasing/cleansing spell sooner or later

the ultimate millennial fantasy: home ownership

@laura121684

4 жыл бұрын

And no mortgage to worry about either.

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

4 жыл бұрын

Oof this hits close to home

@dee...

4 жыл бұрын

Egbert better put that avocado toast down if he wants to afford his own home...

@gigaflynn_

4 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked by this. 🤣

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

Tru dat

It's so hilarious how the dragon-man who has witnessed a dead body talking (Dob's speak with dead), 60 reanimated skeletons, CTHULHU, travels with a warlock and incidentally worships a purple bovine deity in the sky doesn't believe in ghosts. I blame the -1 wisdom

@HazeEmry

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he thinks whenever someone sees a ghost it's just someone seeing a Conjure Image? Who knows

@jasonsorin1021

4 жыл бұрын

My party's half orc paladin worships a rubber duck, as a mighty bird from another dimension

@Paldasan

4 жыл бұрын

Just because I have seen a kangaroo I don't have to believe in ostriches.

@BattyButtercup

4 жыл бұрын

i mean, he said they don't EXIST and, TECHNICALLY, ghosts are DEFINED by their state of non-existence! it's why they haunt manors! so they can STOP un-existing! Egbert's a very devoted paladin: he believes, has FAITH, in The Great Sun Cow In The Sky. idk if the bovine'd be cool with any ghosts trying to convert one of its servants! /religion joke.

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@HazeEmry no, no, no, no.. we dont call it -1 Wisdom.... we call it the Egbert Tax around here boyo. XD

Between the orphan paste and partially congealed blood as mortar, I can see why Dobs construction company never took off.

@cleo3228

4 жыл бұрын

But they just got a new foreman!

@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010

4 жыл бұрын

I personally would love to hire that construction company

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Okay, ..yeah, but you're....

No one calls Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service a bad host! Corazon: No one's got the time!

@SaintedKarma

4 жыл бұрын

Suite Life FTW

@dayelpearce8466

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Tird At Your Service Esq. is the most dedicated estate agent you will ever see.

@dee...

4 жыл бұрын

_whispering from a void between worlds_ It's free real estate.

@CindyHelms

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one!

Corazon being completely oblivious to the mansions horrors is completely in character and amazing

I like to imagine Prudence’s horrible room was actually the nicest one, because that’s the only thing that would disgust her

@_b1ack0ut4

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny confirmed in an AMA, that is exactly true. It was all prim, pink, and full of doilies.

@griffinraynor8425

4 жыл бұрын

@@_b1ack0ut4 That's exactly what I pictured when trying to guess Pru's room lmao

@ivylives559

3 жыл бұрын

_/b1ack0ut excuse me can I have a link to this AMA?

@wormsin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivylives559 kzread.info/dash/bejne/o46pvNGqnbuvqag.html at 33:30

@BogeyTheBear

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivylives559 It was answered within the first hour of their marathon livestream for Literally Everyone Else in the World, just when they reached their 10,000 goal for the charity.

Corizon: "I contort to that shape." Johnny: *sigh* of course he does.

Dob: "he's got 5 Aces, that's not right!" Along with everyone else I TOTALLY LOST IT. 😂 DOB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

@travisrolison9646

4 жыл бұрын

I love how he just spreads chaos wherever he goes. Actually the whole team shows up like a storm to a town and spreads excitement, chaos and destruction.

@HazeEmry

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that the immature laughter that erupted when Corazon was smoking a cigar was also hilarious 😂

@stephenchanda7580

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely LEGENDARY

@TheOneAvocado

4 жыл бұрын

When? Just so I can press it whenever I want.

@fatalo869

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneAvocado 57:13 I just had to return to that timestamp like ten times

If 'Do do do do do do - My father's love!' wasn't bad enough, now we have: 'Whenever he was in a bad mood...he was in a bad mood alot'. Corazon feels INTENSIFY.

@dominateeye

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah hey Johnny can we get Great Pirate Ghost Granddad Milquetoast to stick around? Not that you have to do the voice every adventure, just please mention him doing something related to the party every once in a while so Corazon can have some kind of positive father figure in his life.

@cas-dx4en

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominateeye seconded

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

4 жыл бұрын

@DominateEye But how will a ghost stay in the papoose?

@jondw

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human kill the papoose and put him in the ghost papoose

@madalice5134

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, these past 2 Oxventures have solidified Corazon as the Oxventurer I relate most to. Give that man some hugs!(He definitely needs them)

*"There's absolutely no evidence to say we aren't immortal!"* The look on Johnny's face just screamed, 'Oh we will definitely be putting that theory to the test.'

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

Or he was thinking back to them killing a god with the ship.

@TheAmishJedi

4 жыл бұрын

Schrodinger's Adventurers

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

He tested it, and they survived. Result: Statistical evidence suggesting that they're immortal grows even stronger.

@Dream146

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they have never had anything approaching a challenging combat. Which is fine everyone's having fun but Johnny is so permissive as to render the rules almost obsolete. He may as well just let them narrate their way through combats.

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dream146 isn't the point to have fun?

I love Johnny’s face when the Oxventurers propose something ridiculous, it just says “I should have brought a bigger flask.”

@ApesWithEgos

4 жыл бұрын

He would, but Sam already has the comically large flask for Critical Role.

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

4 жыл бұрын

Especially now things are getting to the point that Merilwen is bumming drinks off him.

@marhawkman303

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Enh just grab one off the shelf, should be enough for at least one Oxventure: vintologyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/willet-bourbon-barrel-room.jpg

I find it really funny how Corazon now dresses like Jacques Darquefall

@lordvoldemort1115

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute what if Corazon lost nd nobody wants to admit it

@LoesungFeuer5

4 жыл бұрын

Now with a coat made out of human faces... He gets better and better with each episode. lol :D

@extonjonas6820

4 жыл бұрын

Well he did steal his clothes

The crowd doing a Lad chant to start the show just yes

@Safiyahalishah

4 жыл бұрын

Faith in humanity: Restored

@eviino

4 жыл бұрын

yea oxbox fans are not a cult .

@insainraven9875

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not a cult nope no culty things to be seen here

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

4 жыл бұрын

Cults are my least favourite clubs, I’m not a part of one, no sir, not at all...

@insainraven9875

4 жыл бұрын

Paper plane Gamer But would you like to hear about my lord and savior?

I love how Corazon keeps horrifying everyone and Prudence is just so proud of him.

@epsome13

3 жыл бұрын

Wait two episodes Merilwen gets scary enough to prove that prudence has a second in command for scary

I feel like Henry was Johnny's revenge for Christopher Engelbert the 17th.

@jacksoninskip1614

4 жыл бұрын

TheBlackDemon1996 I love how no one has tried to correct you on his full name yet

@walterwallman3566

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksoninskip1614 i think it's because no one knows how to spell it

@De-Nigma

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Kol Kahoon III At Your Service. (I think, I apologise if I’ve gotten it wrong, but people said nobody had tried, so somebody had to.)

@walterwallman3566

4 жыл бұрын

@@De-Nigma you just had to huh?

@De-Nigma

4 жыл бұрын

@@walterwallman3566 Yes. Yes I did.

Jane saying. "What's in the bucket of grout, Johnny?"Gave me an instant flashback to Prudence. "Is it orphans?" Lol.

I love that Egbert was handling the skulls perfectly fine but then Prudence happened and suddenly he’s taking loads of damage.

@stop9303

4 жыл бұрын

As otherworldly tentacles rub against him

@theultimatederp3288

4 жыл бұрын

@@stop9303 And he is being oddly calm about it.

It kind of slipped by the audience with Johnny's head-scratching antics, but I genuinely lol'd at Corazon's "Look, we're *all* cursed mate, get to the point."

@brentage5000

4 жыл бұрын

I caught that! 😃

@ivylives559

3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@_b1ack0ut4

3 жыл бұрын

Which is funny bc at this point in time, arent like, NONE of them cursed? Spoilers for peak performance onwards - - Yet later, prudence is cursed with lycanthropy, dob gets that necromancy curse from the trapper, etc lol

@harleenhufflepuff340

3 жыл бұрын

@@_b1ack0ut4 SPOILERS, DUDE! XD

@ryankelly3465

3 жыл бұрын

@@_b1ack0ut4 bruhhhhhhh put spoiler warning before hand or something

Luke leaning over to get crone pets absolutely sent me 😂

Prudence: "A holiday home!" My brain: Prudence's Holiday Home of Horrors. Staffed by the skeletons.

@bamachine

4 жыл бұрын

It could be staffed by the cultists, now that they have no god to search for anymore.

@brentage5000

4 жыл бұрын

@@bamachine but what are they paid in?

@bamachine

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentage5000 love from Cthulhu

@travisrolison9646

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking of cultists, what happened to them? Did I miss that? Or are they just sitting around the ship/docks?

@travisrolison9646

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentage5000 the cultists ger free room and board. Plus they can kill any followers of cathulus rivals and take their stuff. Although I am not sure on rules of cults, but if a group kills a god, do they get that gods cultist followers as the spoils?

"It's got some great yelp reviews." Johnny is now at the top of the pun leaderboard... Sorry Oxboxtra

"1d4 plus strength modifier?! We're on the clock, roll a d10 twice!" I LOVE IT.

@mennograafmans1595

4 жыл бұрын

On the one hand, it's hilarious. But can you imagine when they didn't have to hurry.

@slb797

4 жыл бұрын

As a dm....god combat takes so freaking long!

@dragonbuster1174

4 жыл бұрын

@@slb797 The best thing is when you realize that the 1 hour IRL fight only took 18 seconds...

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes that determines what happens

@jerryharris876

3 жыл бұрын

The clock has saved the party numerous times.

Egbert: Ghosts don't exist. Binbag in the middle of a forest somewhere starts to cry

@caseybaker7935

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was just a wizard, not a ghost

@sylvanfreckles557

4 жыл бұрын

@@caseybaker7935 it's all the same in The Wizzarding World

@MorinehtarTheBlue

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was more like astral projection but yeah. Also minus some points for Mike having Egbert simply ignore the inconvenient truth. The bit just became forced at that point.

@danielarosindo

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylvanfreckles557 The Wizarding Wolrd ™ 🤣🤣

Lmfao xD they need to make an animated series out of these. It's so perfectly transitioned. I can just imagine Milktoast being, "So long as no-one goes into the basement." Only for it to cut to Eggbert slamming open the basement door with a stupid derpy dragon smile on his face. XD

@anewtypeoftomato1565

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Puffin Forest, it's pretty much that. Also, I hate to be the one to do it but Milquetoast*

@solemnjester2100

4 жыл бұрын

@@anewtypeoftomato1565 I assumed I was probably spelling it wrong. But don't remember ever seeing it spelled anywhere. So I just spelled it that way because it amused me far more.

@thecolorpurple6401

4 жыл бұрын

How much you paying? *Cuz I can make it happen.*

@arndnaj

4 жыл бұрын

A D20 game like the original SWKOTOR would be perfect.

@MorinehtarTheBlue

3 жыл бұрын

@@solemnjester2100 Look up Milquetoast my guy. There is a joke there that has gone right over your head.

1:32:56 "Can he be the new pirate?" *Corazons picture falls to the floor* That's just really great timing

Now I want a T-Shirt with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed out and “Team Basement” underneath it.

@beladendron

4 жыл бұрын

I vote for "Better than the last grouting!"

@Zeeeemonolith

4 жыл бұрын

@@beladendron yes yes yes yes!

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@beladendron "orphans make good mortar for orphanage."

@MrKAzUmAmp3228

4 жыл бұрын

I totally want all the tshirts they've talked about making, "Don't be a dob", "Merilwyn's meat grinder", and now "Team Basement"

@wolfydawolf5680

3 жыл бұрын

I still need GREASE in all caps on a shirt woth corazon just being there XD

Jane/ Prudence: what is more scary than being upside down Australians:

@P3x310

4 жыл бұрын

¿ǝʇɐɯ 'ʇɐɥʍ no⅄

@lespaulpanhead025

4 жыл бұрын

The toilets flush backwards, I defy you to tell me that’s not frightening!

@dee...

4 жыл бұрын

@@lespaulpanhead025 definitely more scary than the multitude of sharks, Redback spiders, deadly jellyfish, fire ants, ripped kangaroos, and terrible drivers (yes, I went there). Welcome to Australia, aka Down Under.

@michaelrea4902

4 жыл бұрын

We are the Upside Down

@Mailed-Knight

4 жыл бұрын

@@dee... Heh-heh ripped Kangaroos... Yeah people only ever really see the females ones.

I’ve never laughed as hard as Egbert taking a mint and Johnny saying “its crunchy” and then immediately turning and saying “it’s a tooth”

@sailthemarigold_7864

3 жыл бұрын

That was one of the best. Of all the dark/bloody items in this episode the mint and the salmon were the best.

@danielarosindo

3 жыл бұрын

@@sailthemarigold_7864 the cigar, I nearly died laughing at that one

Why are there no comments on Andy's & Johnny's impeccable American bro/surfer dude accent? That was amazing and hilarious!

@Zeeeemonolith

4 жыл бұрын

It really was. I want that ghost to make a come back.

@distantignition

4 жыл бұрын

Impeccable is not a word I would use. Haha. I was laughing because it was so off.

@laura121684

4 жыл бұрын

@@distantignition Well, that is your opinion and, as such, I will respect it, even if I don't agree.

@marhawkman303

4 жыл бұрын

@@laura121684 Like legit, or just for funsies?

@dee...

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever the dude bro ghost was smoking definitely affected Johnny because straight after chill ghost left, we were suddenly treated to transformer crone. Lol.

Johnny: "...And that's how you won a house" Dob: "I chuck the deed into the sea"

"burned to death? that is sick!" I think you mean *lit*

@CrazyGamer-nn8je

3 жыл бұрын

Arlena Stuart and that’s inspiration

@princesszelda1997

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyGamer-nn8je aw thank you

Every DM has an "I'm going to casually pet you all without acknowledging it until you stop derailing me" moment. And every group has a Luke, to derail even this.

Dob: "There's absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're not immortal." Johnny looks at the crowd as if to append "so far" to Dob's assertion.

@robertt223

4 жыл бұрын

It was at that moment I truly though he would let them walk into there dooms. And half to be fair he let egbert go. But on the other hand he ignored everyone say resistant to mean immune.

@nobodyfamousX

Жыл бұрын

Someday one of them will die in combat and at this point it has been so long I truly believe tears will be shed.

The announcer that welcomes the crew on stage sounds suspiciously like a famous pirate I know...

@bobalaska

4 жыл бұрын

No that's just the announcer that they totally have, dont question it.

@subman23

4 жыл бұрын

As with the manor on the hill, "don't worry about that"

@varunchaturvedi2581

4 жыл бұрын

You sure? He sounds a lot like Spiderman to me.

@samuelstensgaard4828

4 жыл бұрын

All I know is, he's super impartial

@kaushtubhchauhan

4 жыл бұрын

Ohh that was just bud fensler

Sir Henry: "I'm not the one who does the killing ..." Dob: "So you were saying something about rooms"

“I cast prestidigitation on my whole life.” What a mood by Dob.

Dob: *finds a hidden passage* Me: SECRET TUNNEL SECRET TUNNEL THROUGH THE SPOOK HOUSE SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

@mattwood1562

3 жыл бұрын

Through the MANSIOOOOON* 😊

Johnny petting them is simply the best.

@alextotalsmashout735

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

I enjoy how Johnny just has a Merilwin flask for when theres alittle too much animal death.

@epsome13

3 жыл бұрын

And was rather impressed by how much she drank of it.

Friendly reminder to Corazon, that he still has the Emerald Tear. Unless Dob threw it in a lake.

@michiev

4 жыл бұрын

I think they write down whatever is in their inventory on the character sheets IIRC

@seaborgium919

2 жыл бұрын

@@michiev I mean. They're SUPPOSED to.

That was some excellent DMing to get them to talk to the pirate ghost. The first ghost mentioned him but they didn't acknowledge it, so Johnny had them hear a sea shanty, which they thought was coming from the basement, so he had the crone reenforce that it's the summoning circle and basically told them to summon the pirate. Excellent work 👍

@Safiyahalishah

4 жыл бұрын

My writer senses were tingling when Chad the Ghost not so subtly hinted that they should talk to the pirate ghost, and from that moment on I could see Johnny practically screaming at the crew with his eyes to pick up on what he was laying down. 😂 He handled the whole situation amazingly well.

@Storyman09

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Brouillette They’re not one for subtlety, the Oxventurers...

@elafimilo8199

4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness they brought Bismuth so Johnny had a n NPC to hand.

@nicholasbrouillette6997

4 жыл бұрын

@@elafimilo8199 He probably would have thought of something. One doesn't DM the Oxventurers without getting good at herding them towards the actual story.

@elafimilo8199

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbrouillette6997 Oh, definitely. I have total faith in Johnny.

Feeling a bit like a game of Cluedo... “Prudence, in the library, with a grimoire”

@danielarosindo

3 жыл бұрын

Well.... It was either Merilwen's meat grinder, Dob's weird orders or a iffy Prudence that comited the crime. 😅😅

"Sometimes a cigar is just a finger." Jane's and Ellen's facial reactions to the slipper reveal are PRICELESS. How many evil grouting experiences does the average adventuring party have in a career?

@wolfydawolf5680

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we still know the orphan thing right? So its 2 i think... and then johnny will come up with something even more horrible i'm sure

Luigee Milktoast sure seems like a stand up guy, leaving his descendant his sweet sweet mansion!

Johnny: Seems like the mortality rate in Necropolis is astronomically high Me: And it's about to go even higher!

@alexmagneiplays4555

2 жыл бұрын

And this is like the only episode where nobody gets killed XD

I just love how perfect the rolls are sometimes. "It's another three!" absolutely killed me. It's just great! Edit: And it just gets better and better!

@cyclopenguin5543

4 жыл бұрын

Then, it’s a bit higher.... a 4

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyclopenguin5543 yeah it was actually upsetting when he and Egbert finally *PASSED* the Wisdom/Perception check. XD

@Excanda

4 жыл бұрын

The amount of epic fails is hilarious. Half way in and only half the group sees what is going on. It's sometimes amazing how many times you can throw bad numbers with a d20. I know from experience (had to not throw a 1 with a d20 and did so 5 times in a row) that bad throws can happen, but it remains funny to see.

@verfuncht

4 жыл бұрын

@@Excanda If my math is correct the chances of rolling 5 1s in a row on a d20 are 1 in 3.2 million...

@verfuncht

4 жыл бұрын

@@Excanda So NEVER go out in a thunderstorm

Eggbert with Wisdom -1 : "When a mummy skull and daddy skull really love each other... " Oh Eggbert! :D :D

"He's actually an estate agent." Is... is that why he's wearing a red blazer? Johnny. Johnny you have to tell us if that's why he's wearing a red blazer. Is this a Simpsons reference Johnny.

@dicebreaker

4 жыл бұрын

It is why he is wearing a red blazer, yes (Johnny)

@dallydaydream

4 жыл бұрын

​@@dicebreaker Nice! I do love all the subtle jokes and references in your games. And the not-so-subtle ones, for that matter. ^_^

@brendancskinner

4 жыл бұрын

@@dicebreaker I was so disappointed you didn't make the "Henry Charles Fontelroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At your service, at your service.." joke. Great show as usual, also enjoying Dicebreaker.

I only have ten minutes before I have to go to classes. Just enough time to see how Johnny's plans get derailed.

@irimac1806

4 жыл бұрын

Good one XD

@wolfydawolf5680

3 жыл бұрын

It is true tho, ten minutes in and dob eats all the gold or throws it in the lake, someone (mostly egbert) gets covered in urine, or EVERYTHING IS SET ON FIRE BY EGBERT, PRUDENCE, OR MERILWEN

Anyone else notice the perfect timing of Corazon's picture falling at the exact moment they suggest replacing him with Captain Milqetoast 😂

"I will make water." Ellen Rose - 2019.

Last episode - Johnny: Here's a stag-do to cater. This episode - Johnny: "I am Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At Your Service." Preeeeety sure this is the Oxventurers reaping what they sow. It's beautiful.

@freddierhodes8201

3 жыл бұрын

It's vengance for Christopher Englebert XVII

@patrickglover7506

2 жыл бұрын

@@freddierhodes8201 payback from Johnny.

The true villain of Oxventure - The Duuuuudeeee Broooooo Ghost.

@P3x310

4 жыл бұрын

Give a warm Wassup! to Chad the Brost!

@zacharyheine4177

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn't Jaque Darkfall?

I love Jonny clarifying that you can’t just leave and win just like that before any of the others can suggest it 🤣🤣

@danielarosindo

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, if he didn't say that they would find a way to do it

Earlier this year: Oxventures: Hello insignificant guard, we now love you. What is your name? I hope it's a long and interesting one with a lot of syllabes! Johny: Shit Now: Johny: Hello, I am Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service, YOU JERKS! Oxventurers: what Johny: Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service.

ITS TWO HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TWO HOURS OF PURE COMEDY GOLD! *80S FISTBUMP*

@brentage5000

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, brah! *returns the fistbump, we both freeze as fake looking stars fly overhead and Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays*

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a mood

@ashfreywar9862

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentage5000 just stars with wings just flapping their way across the sky

Did Dob just sit on the bed for a few minutes...just to check the noise quality? I'm sure he wouldn't hesitate to ask to change rooms.

Next adventure: The party try to fill out the insurance after Dob's skeleton army throws the house in a lake.

"We got there!" That could easily be the OxCrew's motto. Another great adventure. Thank you all for putting the time in, especially Johnny. The man has quite the imagination.

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

and DMs rly have a hard job.. they have to learn so much about D&D both mechanics and lore wise, then plan out their sessions and campaigns, and then sob internally when their players sink their entire well planned campaign with a single tomfuckery Nat 20. XD

@JKM395

4 жыл бұрын

@@gblakney1 Facts. I DM for my family game that is me, my wife and my three kids. It's a ton of fun and everyone is enjoying it, but dang. To do it right, you need to prep and you need to really know ALL the rules. For me, it's a work in progress.

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@JKM395 yeah I think I'll stick with being a player for the next 5 years while I grow familiar with the game. XD

@JKM395

4 жыл бұрын

@@gblakney1 I was familiar with the game, but not the rules. My kids (14 girl, 11 boy, 8 girl) and my wife really wanted to play and somebody needed to run the thing, so I stepped up. The first game I ever played, I was DMing. We started running "Mines of Phandelver" (sp?) and haven't looked back. To be fair, I did a lot of musical theatre, improv and acting when I was in college, and I also do accents and voices, so that helps.

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@JKM395 well I'm opting out of college cuz the way I see it, its just a waste of money and 4+ years of ur life for almost nothing in return. only voice or accent I can do is about a half-assed Mario impression and its not even that great. was part of a few plays so improv is something I can do tho.

"What's the grouting?" Orphans

Dob and Prudence in a secret passageway together. Me, excited: ooh, this'll be interesting Them: roll a pair of natural ones Me: faceplant

@dragoria20

4 жыл бұрын

"There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're *not* immortal." They're just asking for trouble.

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragoria20 yeah watch Johnny throw either a fuggin Tarrasque or delve RLY deep into D&D lore and unleash an ancient Dracolich upon them. and yes they are a legit thing although exceedingly rare with how difficult lichdom is for a Dragon... I mean a Draconic cult has to create one a Dragon cant do it on their own its such a difficult and complex process. (likely tho Johnny will use just a normal Red Dragon as an introduction to Dragons for the Oxventurers since yeah there's a lot of different Dragon types that all have unique behavior and personalities, identifying features, breath weapon, prefered tactics, even the type of treasure they have is unique for each Dragon type.. there's a lot the Monster Manuel leaves out for the Dragon types so just the good old fashioned Red Dragon with its fire breath, immense pride and ego, and knack for killing adventurers for the Oxventurers very first dragon.. tho the White Dragon with its bestial, predatory nature and frost breath might be a better choice since Prudence and Egbert both have fire immunity. XD) (btw there's an actual D&D cult that has dedicated itself to creating Dracoliches as part of a doomsday prophecy where the world is either destroyed or ruled over by an army of Dracoliches and they believe that it's their mission to fulfill this prophecy by creating these Dracoliches and also only ranking members of this cult know the process and ingredients for the Dracolich ritual so if u want to learn how the ritual works u either have to forcibly glean the information from a ranking cult member or infiltrate the cult and obtain the knowledge by becoming a ranking cult member)

@Lazarus522

4 жыл бұрын

Argonne, you are hearby marked as one who has given up the secrets of the Dragolich cult. May all your milk go sour before you get a chance to use it. So it is spoken...

@gblakney1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lazarus522 jokes on u I dont use malk. XD

@Lazarus522

4 жыл бұрын

I would hope not, malk is poisonous as well as corrosive. Milk. 🐄

not gonna lie...Johnny is LITERALLY the best character there (not that the oxventurars arent great, Johnny is just on an another level of funny)

@Sheldon1985

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he is literally everyone else in the world

@tycol322

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's due to the oxventurers. Their random chaotic nature is constantly forcing Johnny to be on his toes and to both roll with it while also keeping everyone on track

1:22:42 Prudence: Whats in the bucket of grout Johnny ? Dob: *Ptsd flashbacks*

The lads chant killed me and it's only just started XD

When Merilwen took out the flask, Johnny knew *EXACTLY* what she was going through

"I was a pirate, the best there ever was." To steal things is my real test, to plunder is my cause!

@CindyHelms

4 жыл бұрын

I will travel across the sea, scouring near and far!

she turns into a truck. i am literally in love with johnny, i dont care who knows it. *sips laphraoig*

@dee...

4 жыл бұрын

It was a beautiful moment.

Ellen’s face when Luke said "here is wat I think we should brainstorm" is me every time my teacher says we have a unexpected test.

I actually hyperventilate a little when I get an Oxventure notification

@Zeeeemonolith

4 жыл бұрын

Same, was about to head to bed. Sleep can wait!

@catsnorkel

4 жыл бұрын

I was especially excited for this one because I was there, but couldn't get in because of a ticket mixup

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621

4 жыл бұрын

Moikle oof that sucks

When Johnny silently passes Merilwen his flask like "yup they do that to me too" and she chugs it

Me: Ooh, 2 hours of Dnd awesomeness! COOL! *Sir Many-Named Fitzelroy III is introduced* Me: Oh. THAT's why it's 2 hours. (Treebeard'd like that guy, he's very Enty).

@noahsmith28

4 жыл бұрын

BGM Reviews for the last time his name is Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Colquhoun The Third At Your Service

"Soft whispering and slurping noises" - So Hunger of Hadar is basically an ASMR video then...

@backstreetcuttie2995

10 ай бұрын

I believe you mean "Hungry Hungry Hadar".... That is all...

That moment when dob asks corazon to disguise himself as a ghost and haunt his way out is when johnny added another item to video 2 of ways to screw over your d.m

Chug, chug, chug! And a second later Johnny is surprised how much lighter his flask is!

Anyone else see the Hitman pirate outfit you can unlock this month and think ' It's Corazon'?

@dominateeye

4 жыл бұрын

The makers of the first game put Oxbox's names in as easter eggs in the Miami level, so I really hope the makers of the second game made a Corazon reference in the description of that outfit (or update the game to do that).

@Alric1982

4 жыл бұрын

@DominateEye Miami is in the second game, they’re the same people.

@samtownend6744

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominateeye They also put in a disgusting cocktail recipe to punish Andy for disliking one of the levels in the first game, knowing Oxbox has to drink any game cocktail they find

My two most comforting pieces of media: Oxventures, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. This episode was like biting into a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for the first time.

Props to Johnny for heavily guiding them back on track for the sea shanty thing. Dob immediately latched on to 'basement' from dude brost and just completely derailed everybody for like, 20 minutes. XD

I really wish Merilwyns hammock would have been made of spider webs, if only to get Ellen's reaction.

@travisrolison9646

4 жыл бұрын

And her pillow a big mama spider with hundreds of babies all over her.

@Liv19Liv19

4 жыл бұрын

As a fellow arachnophobe, NOPE!

@hosannapyles8201

4 жыл бұрын

OH NONONONONOPE. THERE WOULD'VE BEEN FIRE FROM MOONBEAM CAUSE NOOOOOPE

@Mattocon757

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Johnny was hoping for a reaction to the word "silk" from Ellen, and then see how terrified she was by the idea that the hammock may be related to a spider somewhere along the line. she took it at face value though so i think he dodged the idea of traumatising Ellen, when traumatising Merilwen is enough.

@talahar123

4 жыл бұрын

In roleplaying games, piling onto someone's phobias is a really shitty thing to do. The whole point is to have fun, not to bring someone to the edge of their anxieties. So in conclusion, you are bad, and you should feel bad.

Corazón just blissfully partaking in the horrors of the house while constantly failing the perception checks is definitely one of my favorite moments in this series 🤣

I really need fanart of the crone transformer. This whole adventure was just hilarious, and Johnny still snuck in an emotional moment for Corazon.

omg the dude bro ghost moment between johnny and andy was freaking hilarious

@danielarosindo

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, complete opposite of critical role, that I also follow and love

I loved the setting for this Oxventure, perfect for Halloween. Also Dob deserves more head scritches

@elafimilo8199

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Merilwen was the cat 😹

@aereon_gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Watch it again now that it's almost Halloween

I loved it. I'm torn though on the live show format. On the hand I want to see what shenanigans they'd get up to without a ticking clock of the venue closing. But on the other I love crazy rushed endings. Their adventures are so fun.

@austinknight5881

4 жыл бұрын

The first several sessions were not live, The Spicy Rat Caper being the first (I think, it's been a while)

@dominateeye

4 жыл бұрын

What they really need is a venue where they can do live shows, but that won't kick them out or charge them more for going over the scheduled time, and where people are encouraged to leave whenever they need or want to.

@austinknight5881

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominateeye so, a bar.

@dominateeye

4 жыл бұрын

@@austinknight5881 Perhaps even... a loading bar?

@robertt223

4 жыл бұрын

I would love a non rushed oxventure campaign. I know some parties stay away from rulebook heavy ots light and a comedy romp. but next go...they do know more now. Do go a bit more by book eh? Id love to see them deal with a challenge. Brings out the drama and tension.

“What’s the grout made off Jonny?” Me: orphans, orphans, orphans!

1:22:48 "It's basically blood that's two thirds of the way to becoming black pudding of its own volition." "Better than the last grouting experience! I'll take it!" You may not be able to understand, but it turns out that accidentally building an orphanage out of ground-up orphans really changes a man.

On the spooky shores of Necropolis-on-Sea, the Oxventurers face a seemingly-straightforward task. How will they fare? Let's find out 👻

@silverdragon4018

4 жыл бұрын

I’m currently playing a campaign myself, and my Druid just leveled up to level 2! Now I’m going to pull an Ellen by not telling anyone what my wild shape will be

@njp33njit

4 жыл бұрын

To everyone else a horrible haunted Mansion. To Prudence a charming place to open a bed and breakfast.

@HazeEmry

4 жыл бұрын

So uh... Anyone knows what happens to Bismuth at the end there? She kind of got stranded in the library

@defensivekobra3873

4 жыл бұрын

The flameskulls can cast fireball

@defensivekobra3873

4 жыл бұрын

And please mention to crewdence Can shoot two eldrich blasts at once and that egbert takes half damage from fire, he is not immune

This series should be renamed “Dobs failed carpentry experiences!”

Best line of the game "better than the last grouting experience".

Audience member: it's 1d4 plus strength Johnny: 1d4?! We're on the clock! Roll 1d10, twice!

@toymachine2328

2 жыл бұрын

They just don't like D4s (understandably)

GM Johnny: Are you not here for the challenge? Eggbert and Dob: Challenge Accepted!!!

Oh my god he’s got five aces that isn’t right was perfect!

Thank you Johnny for the new t-shirt idea --Don't be a Dob-- TEAM BASEMENT (preferably in sans)

@BogeyTheBear

Жыл бұрын

'Sans' is short for 'sans serif'. Which is just a fancy descriptor suffix for saying the font doesn't have those wispy little points at the ends of the letters.

I think I'm repeating myself every time there's a new episode, but this is worth the cost of internet access all on it's own. Hands down my favorite content on KZread. I would also absolutely buy a blu-ray collection of this.

It would be cool to have merch with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed off and “Team Basement” written on it in permanent marker.

I love how Egbert was doing completely well in the basement until the rest of the crew came down to "help" him

1:27:14 I was eating noodles, when I heard Johnny imitate a horn, and I accidentally exhale really hard into the noodles, and then I hear "It's the Vengabus!" And my noodles are no more.

Come to think of it, Johnny has a penchant for fulfilling all the players' dreams and then demonstrating why that's actually horrific.