"Don't actually tear the page--" *RIIIIIIIIIIP*

@AlexisAlexander646

5 жыл бұрын

18:55 For anyone who loved that part

@RichardCox0

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Alexander thank you

@brainfuck9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexisAlexander646 I hated that paart :'(

@bloodisfrightening1203

3 жыл бұрын

I loved Simon’s reaction to which story it is.

Somehow, the most horrifying part in this tale of brainwashing, animal murder, and wanton destruction was Lewis tearing a page out of a perfect Lovecraft collection for almost no reason.

@Fuzzthefurr

7 жыл бұрын

When he gets into character, he REALLY gets into character. Just look at how protectively Simon was holding onto it after that...

@Arcin00

7 жыл бұрын

ameebo

@jasam01

7 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that Filbert guy. . . .

@Kazekage248

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know. I think Lovecraft would be proud to know that his book was used to summon Cthulhu, even if it was just for a game.

@archivedchannel175

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

"I'm looking for dark arts." "We've got a section on hip-hop." GENIUS.

@Xelights

7 жыл бұрын

Orillion123456 holy shit I just got that one, thanks for pointing it out...

@lg_1303

7 жыл бұрын

Orillion123456 I don't get it explain?

@sammiskiv8269

7 жыл бұрын

MythicalMidget dark arts hip hop black people

@darthsidious6380

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Miskiv Just made the extra connection!

@Movman82

6 жыл бұрын

It's been a year and I never noticed that.

'john oversleeps at work' somehow turned into 'john summons cthulhu in a flamingo enclosure at the zoo'

@Thatonedude227

5 жыл бұрын

ranpirds And then tames him. With a belt

@privateerliew5177

5 жыл бұрын

And befriend cthulu

Lewis became an amazing cult leader in record time

@crashcoptr

7 жыл бұрын

fugy fruit yeah 50 minutes

@juniper3955

7 жыл бұрын

If he's that good a cult leader I might want to join him

@dogwithacoolhat

7 жыл бұрын

if you can make the yogscast than you can do anything

@darthsidious6380

6 жыл бұрын

fugy fruit I'm already working on the punch.

"There were reports of a giant monster, a van driving into the lion enclosure, murder! Death! ...Disaster! *Dead Lions!*" "Yeah, but _guns?_, this is _England!_"

Only the yogcast could go from "waking up at your job at quiksave" to "Going to an alternate dimension with Cthulhu"

@the_enderslayer

5 жыл бұрын

Marshtomp 1662 Nope, everyone can do it when playing Everyone Is John. One time we went from John laying around on the streets as a homeless man to blowing uo the Earth from a pickle planet.

@Joshml98

4 жыл бұрын

Even better its "going to an alternate dimension with cthulhu in the style of the animated snowman movie" "We're walking in the air."

Whenever something needs to happen: "Suddenly a mini van crashes into..."

holy shit lewis just mind controlling people and ripping pages out of books

@AarhgYouTube

7 жыл бұрын

He's a loose cannon!

@painitful

7 жыл бұрын

Somebody get sussex boy under control

@DyllonSlaboda

7 жыл бұрын

Aryn BLackND hat boy

@painitful

7 жыл бұрын

Hat boy? have I missed something?

@danfr444

7 жыл бұрын

hat boy you mean

i mean, sure lewis summoned c'thulhu, but the madman simon bloody tamed him... i don't care it's not his goal, it's just bloody awesome

Mind-control: 3+ Jumping a fence: 6+ Balance in the game: Priceless

@donashcroft93

6 жыл бұрын

Ant Hicks John is useless at everything and the voices have skills so if the voice in control doesn't have the skill it's always a 6+

@the_enderslayer

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I love about Everyone Is John, if you're playing with the right people, nothing makes any fucking sense and that's the true fun of this game.

@owenjames8575

3 жыл бұрын

i imagine someone whos spent their lives learning to hypnotize probably wouldnt be able to jump a fence, so perfectly balanced

Only the Yogscast would start an RPG as a guy working at a Quicksave, and end it by causing the literal apocalypse...

Lewis' powers of bullshittery served him well.

@edouarddubois9402

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like an unusually effective con artist.

Someone Needs To Animate This Entire Thing.

@the_enderslayer

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Wilson Definitely, it's certainly quite disappointing that it didn't already have animated parts.

@danielreilly5386

3 жыл бұрын

The EnderSlayer Bu

@danielreilly5386

3 жыл бұрын

U McDonald’s up Init n

@danielreilly5386

3 жыл бұрын

Hello hnujh

@TsiSiFa

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who automatically tries to spell a word out with capital letters that look out of place?

Please make more of this. I haven't laughed this hard at a Yogscast video in a long time.

@jasperburvill8614

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jasperburvill8614

7 жыл бұрын

Also do u like nerd cubed? If so good man.

@NerdByFate

7 жыл бұрын

Watch the Star Wars D&D they did on the Games Night Channel. Episode 7 was even funnier than this.

@goose7649

7 жыл бұрын

Nerd Squared haha same here

@SofaSorcererSam

6 жыл бұрын

best vid on this channel, no doubt.

Can't wait to see an animation of this mess. Best thing ever.

@bigbogdan4936

7 жыл бұрын

OMG that'll be amazing!!

@lewisnorth1188

7 жыл бұрын

Rosario Crimson I was just thinking that. There should be an animation for each personality, that would be insane

@jacksonbillington1089

7 жыл бұрын

I could try

@MrGameingBoss

7 жыл бұрын

Jackson Billington do it mate... I'd watch it!

@richarddwight9761

7 жыл бұрын

You should

If that was my book Lewis would be fucking dead.

@JackPorter

7 жыл бұрын

he probably bought him a new one, he's crass but not THAT crass...

@PhattyBolger

7 жыл бұрын

HeavenHammer ;)

@PhattyBolger

7 жыл бұрын

Spartan Wolf They said it belonged to someone.

@Arcin00

7 жыл бұрын

he's a millionaire so he could probably buy another one

@PhattyBolger

7 жыл бұрын

Axman7281 I don't think he's a millionaire

"A man drove through a crowd, there was a giant monster, there are reports of murder, death, chaos!" "Yeah but this is England!" XD

Lewis was MVP in this, he was fucking hilarious. Simon was also great, on par with Kevin -- best designated driver 2k17. Then there was Duncan, trying to tame a lion...

@vitalik38815

7 жыл бұрын

Vaas Montenegro Lewis was really drunk,he just took and ripped a 20£ book

@vitalik38815

7 жыл бұрын

Vaas Montenegro worth,but still really drunk

@jadser1

7 жыл бұрын

Each player has a goal in the game and Duncan's was to tame a lion so yeah...

@ThisIsAnOutraaage

7 жыл бұрын

Jad ser But why though? Why not pick something more interesting, like summoning Cthulu?

@MrRoanRocks

7 жыл бұрын

*Cthulhu

Lewis the Necromancer Simon the English Indiana Jones And Duncan the Grocer I was not expecting this

*Minivan ploughs lion* John Simon : how the hell did this lion die?

@chrismincey3246

7 жыл бұрын

The world may never know.

@luciffertribal794

7 жыл бұрын

Simon is a legend this episode reminded me of the good old days :)

40:52 "So... yeah. So what does Cthulhu say to me?" LMAO

* gets food ready for the next 54 minutes *

@TopHatHat

7 жыл бұрын

i presume your item of food is Plums?

@TheMrCookieCrafter

7 жыл бұрын

Top Hat And some Chocolate Cake in my little box.

@joshuaday9822

7 жыл бұрын

TACOS

@PhattyBolger

7 жыл бұрын

Is it Hot Food?

@TheMrCookieCrafter

7 жыл бұрын

Dat Boi A great big chunk of potato into the mouth.

And I tear out the page that I need- Don't actually tear it ou- *TEAR* Oh my god. CRYING

@Yombai

6 жыл бұрын

I stopped watching then, bloody hell. The disrespect u__u

@AGD_27

6 жыл бұрын

Yombai he must have just thought it was a prop bought for set not actually owned by any one personally.

@Martad0m

5 жыл бұрын

they did talk about it on one of their streams awhile back, the book is actaully Alex's and Lewis did go and buy him a new one

@AncientHoplite

5 жыл бұрын

NOBODY ELSE LIKE! It's perfectly at 500 likes, don't ruin it!

@edwardgriffiths13

5 жыл бұрын

@@AncientHoplite Now it's perfect at 560 likes

When you realise Lewis helped everyone win, by giving Duncan permanent transportation, and giving Simon access to the treasure through Cthulu, all while managing to summon the dark lord himself

Tom: You can't understand it. Simon: Ancient Languages is my skill. Totally worth it! Me: This is either the most elaborate set-up, or extremely circumstantially beneficial out of pure coincidence...

@AncientHoplite

5 жыл бұрын

The Mind of 18 Men I think it was just an absolutely fantastic coincedence, it never would have happened if Duncan didn't pick Animal Freindship, and Tom wouldn't let Simon pick something similar so he went for an Archeologist. It's fucking amazing.

@MrMonkey2150

Жыл бұрын

Luck

Oh man, that was so, so good. Probably one of the most incredible tales Ive ever heard. Please make more of these.

Triggered by Lewis's destruction of a perfectly good book. You monster!

7 жыл бұрын

I actually admired that level of roleplay.

@InLaymansTerms

7 жыл бұрын

They should totally give away their copy to a fan.

@borgpack8567

7 жыл бұрын

They should give the book away, and the torn out page away seperatly.

@HeartsSetOnFire

7 жыл бұрын

That book belonged to Toms friend as decoration.. so yeah Lewis tore out a page of some strangers book...

@chriswhiteisawanker

7 жыл бұрын

It was £20, and judging from condition, he's never read it.

More of this game it's fucking amazing

This was the funniest thing I've ever seen please play this again

And Lewis demonstrates once again his only role playing personality. The unnecessarily stiff and theatrical humbug that spontaneously develops powers yet is unbelievably ignorant of his surroundings. xD

@MoonChildMajora

7 жыл бұрын

John Henke nah brick was never like that!

Everyone is supposed to get an additional Willpower when John shifts control, to ensure you don't get situations where someone (like Duncan) has nothing to do any more.

Look into my eyes, look around the eyes, look into the eyes, look into around the eyes, look ehhhhhhh, you're under. 5:33, 8:41, 10:25, 15:52, 32:57

@garr_inc

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@nolynste1926

5 жыл бұрын

Yes master

Lewis is oddly good at being insane

@donashcroft93

6 жыл бұрын

Spent enough time round Simon

@jurassiclark1158

6 жыл бұрын

How do you know he's acting

@weeb3244

6 жыл бұрын

He was drunk as hell

@sootcoot8712

5 жыл бұрын

Insane? I thought he was oddly normal, usually he's ten times worse.

I randomly came back to this. I love it so much. Tom's near deadpan saying 'The minivan ploughs into the ticket office' broke me XD

I love how quickly Gary turned into Dave

i am john! yognau(gh)t

@thechannelofcomments

7 жыл бұрын

Glen Coco AND I HAVE THE BALLS

@tregast8763

7 жыл бұрын

thechannelofcomments I got a soft voice

@leerox2314

7 жыл бұрын

thats too with two OOOOOO's tom lol

@AOWCOBALT

7 жыл бұрын

Hi john, I'm Dave yognaught.

@dyslexia8375

7 жыл бұрын

Spartan Wolf do you have the balls

38:55 How It Should Have Ended "This giant creature kneels before you, and from behind a mini van crashes through the fence surrounding the flamingo exhibit and crushes Cthulhu."

A hypnotist, a student and Brian Blessed's stunt double walk into a John

This game NEEDS to be revisited. Such an amazing video that I have to have more. Bring everyone back, remotely if needed, and add as many people as the game and scheduling will allow.

@gavin4513

Жыл бұрын

Hope you saw the recent Jingle Jam stream!

@seanmcgovern1779

Жыл бұрын

@@gavin4513 I hadn't, but thank you for putting it on my radar, I just hope there's a vod.

@garr_inc

Жыл бұрын

@@gavin4513 Now I need to find out which vod it's in... Thanks!

ancient God of destruction: hey look at these flamingos

@luciffertribal794

7 жыл бұрын

Buahaha

Lewis reminds me of Arthur from Monty Python Holy Grail XD "WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE"

"Staring Lewis as Killgrave"

For anyone who doesn't know already, there is a Games Night channel linked in the description, so if you like Games Night, there's loads of it there!

@davidvasey5065

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

It must be so incredibly fun to be a part of the yogscast. You guys are friggin awesome.

54 MINUTES!? I'm in heaven

27:10 Simon hasn't become John, he's become Brian Blessed

Is Lewis drunk 24/7 or something?

@makaylacarson359

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@silasharris781

7 жыл бұрын

He does always seem to be eating an apple.

@EmilOsena

7 жыл бұрын

Konan Pruiksma I think he's always drunk when he starts taking RP more seriously

@Cdgaming4U

7 жыл бұрын

25/8 as a matter of fact. damn gin drinker

@coppliable

7 жыл бұрын

38:12 best reaction from lewis

2:13 poor Tom has to deal with this every day.

Lewis's hypnotize reminds me an awful lot of that one guy from Little Britain

@britfox9571

7 жыл бұрын

andrejoss475 That's what he was referencing!

@LeftPhilip

7 жыл бұрын

I think that's the idea

Poor Lewis, having to rely on speed just to get him through recordings...

@oralevato7848

7 жыл бұрын

Jscgamers Matt what makes you think that?

@JscgamersMatt

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, just seems a little different to his normal self, thats all :D

@oralevato7848

7 жыл бұрын

The thing is I've noticed the same thing, but I'm guessing that since this was recorded during the holidays it might be a bit of stress mixed with a hangover

@JscgamersMatt

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah probably, the streams always take a lot out of him too

@TheChrisWChannel

7 жыл бұрын

or hes just having fun with his character..?

Every time Kevin showed up I just burst out laughing

Absolutely mental. Certainly one of the best in the Yogscast library of content.

Best part about this whole thing was fking Kevin the MVP of the mini van omg lol

i watched this video from 1am to 2am and to be honest it was f****ng difficult to not even wheese. the funniest part was when simon used his ancient languages abilty to hear that cthulu just said hey sup while everyone else was going crazy about cthulu

this game isn't so much a game as it is proof of Tom's legendary storytelling DM skill

He fucking tamed Cthulhu with a belt XD

Love the colossal red dragon in the background, quite a rare piece, something to be pride of

@tomunsworth2401

7 жыл бұрын

I love these videos in so many ways, but this set really is brilliant, I notice new things in the background that I love every time

@DyllonSlaboda

7 жыл бұрын

Just wait until Lewis smashes it up for roleplay purposes

It's strange: I watched this a couple of years back, and as I was watching it this time I realised that I was imagining the locations in the exact same way. Please please make another guys

that moment when Lewis just tears a page clean out of an expensive book for absolutely no good reason whatsoever and we love him for it anyway

Hey, they have the Necronomicon on the shelf... Cool!

@philgoodinc2

7 жыл бұрын

What lewis did to it hurts :(

@sartanko

7 жыл бұрын

***** He did something to it? Haven't finished watching the episode yet D:

@sartanko

7 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, he asked for the Necronomicon...!

@seberrino8506

7 жыл бұрын

He does worse....

@wastelandbrit3443

7 жыл бұрын

howdoyou feel now

So to Summarize this game... SPOILERS Wakes up. Buys cheap meat. Goes to Library. Finds Necronomicon. -Duncan Goes to Zoo. Jumps down into Lion Pen. -Simon Gives meat to Lion Lion gets killed by Lewis's slaves. -Duncan Makes Friends with Lion. -Lewis Summons Chunthulu -Simon Tames Chunthulu. Goes on a adventure for treasure with Chunthulu. You can pinpoint the moment when shit just got wrong.

@hobanagerik

7 жыл бұрын

김지웅 Does Chunthulu have massive thighs?

It would be great to see a larger group of them playing Werewolf.

@weaponizedlizardmen360

7 жыл бұрын

Ashes Hunter they already have

@martins97109

7 жыл бұрын

WeaponizedLizardMen I know. I just meant a newer version with newer members and with better recording quality

when lewis becomes a chaos worshiper, getting blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne

Years later still hilarious :]

Now I understand what they meant when they said Lewis took role-playing seriously.

I remember absolutely DYING of laughter the first time I watched this years ago. Still hilarious.

Did Lewis actually destroy someone's book? What the hell?

@howell2010

7 жыл бұрын

Looks like it. Tom's anguished cry of "THAT'S ALEX'S BOOK!"

@joe9832

7 жыл бұрын

It's a bit of a prick move isn't it?

@geolegg736

7 жыл бұрын

Ludic Gamer because he's the best rper in town

@Kazekage248

7 жыл бұрын

Once Alex hears of Lewis' accomplishment though, then maybe he will forgive him... I mean, Lewis did summon Cthulhu with the use of a Lovecraft book. I can't imagine any other book being better for the job. Also, like Protokohl said, I'm sure he apologized profusely and bought him a replacement afterwards.

@icefarrow7959

7 жыл бұрын

+geolegg736 That pun makes me want to kill myself!

who let Lewis have a pre-session gin

Someone needs to animate the Kuthulu part that would be amazing

@larswitt6227

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Baker yeah they should also animate the c'thulu bit

@theframe100

7 жыл бұрын

And the cthulhu bit.

@Gay4MapleSyrup

7 жыл бұрын

Lars Witt and the mini van bits XD

@CaymenLeP

7 жыл бұрын

Lars Witt Lovecraft himself had said that both versions are correct, because it is extremely hard to pronounce with our human vocal apparatus :) same goes for several other spellings and pronunciations

@crashcoptr

7 жыл бұрын

Darude_Soondstrum "you have no idea what killed the lion"

Tom: "That isn't what I said, turn it over". Simon: "But it's a chip it's the same on both sides". Tom: "I said FACE DOWN". Most intense game host ever XD. 2:09

Whenever I have a bad day I just rewatch this video. No matter how many times I watch, it still ends up brightening up my day and making me laugh.

So if you don't bid anything until everyone else had bid all their coins, does that mean you can have like 10 rounds all to yourself at the end?

@rexofired

7 жыл бұрын

HORRIOR after 20 turns you prob have lost

@robertwalker9713

7 жыл бұрын

No, afer your turn control must transfer to another player I beleive

@vorever2000

7 жыл бұрын

That's something they did here but in the original rules you can actually do multiple turns after eachother but everyone should get one token back after the 10 minutes of boredom

@drafezard7315

7 жыл бұрын

Ah, that actually makes much more sense.

@hyhena-gaming9986

5 жыл бұрын

@@robertwalker9713 you can still bid even if it was your turn

18:53 The Jedi are going to feel this one

"now what does cthulhu say to me?" -simon, 2017

I loved it when you played this on the jingle jam live stream so I'm here again

I knew the van was gonna fly through, I was just waiting for it 😂. I can't stop laughing

This video is one of the best the Yogscast has made, holy shit, up there with the "Why is the belt below his ass?!" episode of Tekkit, fucking amazing. I wish there was like an animation for this, it'd be so fucking good for this all to be put into an animated form, I also wish that they'd do more Everyone Is John, this was great, the conversation with Cthulu was absolutely fantastic and my god, I can't keep coming back for this man, every once in a while I just have an urge to rewatch and never do I lose interest.

Simon going for a cross between Brian Blessed and David Attenborough.

@James-tl4jw

6 жыл бұрын

TheSpacecraftX professor grizwold is every where these days

Is Tom dressed as his GTA character?

@emirselimovic7005

7 жыл бұрын

OrionX700 His GTA character is dressed like him

@AncientHoplite

5 жыл бұрын

Emir Couldn't be...

I'm watching this year's later. I really hope they bought Alex a new book

when simon brought the ancient languages out of the bag i completely lost my shit

Zoo ticket? £6.50 LOL. I went to the zoo in 2015 it cost me £30 per person.

@davidvasey5065

7 жыл бұрын

We're not talking about one of those fancy city zoos. This is more like a Yorkshire zoo in the middle of no where.

@drhoagy_4459

7 жыл бұрын

Nivada Strikes in 1990

I like how Gary turned into Dave

This video was really, really fucking funny.

This reminds me of wine or cheese haha

someone need to animate that ASAP

Tom is just like "sure lewis do what you want"

There's a theme park in England called Flamingo Land.

You could say that John Dies At The End

@colin3415

7 жыл бұрын

GG

Man, I've always wanted them to play this game again, this was so fun and I honestly don't see why they haven't done another round.

Duncan's combover is majestic. 4:00

Kinda wanna see this crazy story animated XD

Well this needs to be a regular thing. Anything RP for these lovelys is a always golden.

I like how Simon can tame "the Dark One' but not the one's crazed by him

Haha, I didn't even realize this is from the livestreams til halfway through. I only saw the tail-end when it was live. Makes a bit more sense now, lol!

Lewis needs some 8-bit sunglasses after ripping that page out

54 mins 1 ad. Viva la Yogscast

43:37 I appreciate toms use of 'cyclopean', a word I learned FROM LOVECRAFT.

This was actually really funny, wouldn't mind seeing more of it.